Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Adamaro23 02-15-07, 10:07 PM	title says it, Go!
Red_Wizard 02-15-07, 11:09 PM	Thay moves in for good ;):P
MerrikCale 02-15-07, 11:12 PM	Political correctness sets in and the country is renamed "Rasheperson"
MarkusTay63 02-15-07, 11:31 PM	The Slavic witches running the show wonder where all the Viking barabrians came from in their country, and has Baba Yaga turn them all into pigs.
Stigger 02-16-07, 01:18 AM	The witches get uppity and engineer a successful slave revolt of the Rashemi population of Thay, deposing the hated Mulan and banishing them back to the welcoming arms of their brethen in Mulhorand... no one speaks of what their final fate is however, or bother to question the Pharoah's new fashion of placing skulls as decorations about the walls of Skuld.
MarkusTay63 02-16-07, 01:33 AM	or bother to question the Pharoah's new fashion of placing skulls as decorations about the walls of Skuld.Shouldn't it be called 'Skulled' now? ;) The Rashemi begin to suffer from some sort of bizzare illness, and the witches can't find a cure as people start dying. Fearing Thayan involvement, they use divination to find out the cause of the strange malady. It turns out everyone is suffering from Faerzress Poisoning! Liriel must make a tough decision to save her adopted people; to forever leave their realm and travel far from civilized lands, or destroy the Windwaker and loose her powers on the surface! Dun Dun Duh!!!
Bladedancer 02-16-07, 11:03 PM	The Vreyonni (SP?) (the male spellcasters of the realm that are forced into seclusion and making magic items for the Witches) stage a rebellion against the witches. Throwing the nation into a civil war.
TonyMontana1638 02-20-07, 02:56 AM	A Vreyonni/male spellcaster creates a wand that's only magical ability is to vibrate when a keyword is spoken... The Witches are immediately much less lonely.
ShadezofDis 02-22-07, 11:11 AM	A Vreyonni/male spellcaster creates a wand that's only magical ability is to vibrate when a keyword is spoken... The Witches are immediately much less lonely. DING DING DING! We have a winner! (Plus, beserker's always leave bruises and then just roll over and fall asleep)
Red_Wizard 02-23-07, 03:03 PM	The Durthans at last rise up above their Hathran brethran, creating a far less plaeasnt state of affairs in Rasheman.
RooktheFury 02-25-07, 01:44 PM	DING DING DING! We have a winner! (Plus, beserker's always leave bruises and then just roll over and fall asleep) The Vreyani would be alot less lonely, too, perhaps...
Khaelieth 02-25-07, 01:52 PM	Hairo'thedog, god of hangovers, lands in Rashemen, deciding that this country deserves his "blessings"
The_Shaman 02-25-07, 03:19 PM	The prelude to the previous: The Durthan and the witches start a covert war, and it turns out their resources are about equal. The situation goes to the Iron King to arbitrate, and he proposes (in accordance with the customs of the land) a drinking contest. Given how both group are highly magical, magical means are fully allowed but only to the degree they facilitate drinking and do not impede the other group (most evocation, enchantment, or necromancy spells fall here). The vremyonni are charged with making endless kegs o'booze, which become the country's most carefully hidden secret and diplomatic weapon.
DavidBedlam 02-25-07, 04:42 PM	Miniature Giant Space Hamsters become fashionable. Suddenly every berzerker and witch wants one.
selunatic2397 02-25-07, 05:26 PM	The Red Wizards secretly take advantage of the craze for the miniature giant space hamster by breeding.... the Giant Sabre Toothed Cave Hamster!!!:evillaugh
Steel General 02-26-07, 01:13 PM	The viking-like berserkers (whatever they are called) suddenly become pacifistic, move to Sembia and start a pyramid scheme that collapses the entire faerunian economy. :D
MerrikCale 02-26-07, 08:57 PM	hearing the name of the country, dermatologists across Faerun flock to the nation with carvans of balm, only to be disappointed.
The_Shaman 02-27-07, 10:42 AM	Taking a cue from Thay, Rashemen establishes trading posts, and grow to dominate the fashion industry of Faerun. Don't you just love them masks?
ShadezofDis 02-27-07, 12:16 PM	Taking a cue from Thay, Rashemen establishes trading posts, and grow to dominate the fashion industry of Faerun. Don't you just love them masks? Oh my! And have you seen the loin cloths? They are stellar! (though I, for one, wouldn't want to be wearin them in Rashemen, brrrrrr!)
SleepingDragon 03-01-07, 02:07 PM	Someone finally sneaks to the forbidden-withch-forrest (I can't recall the name really) and discovers the terrible truth about Rashemi cheese and the disappeareance of used berserker underwear :yuck: ... well I can't beat the wand of vibrations (also known as called wand of lesser earthquake) :D
Red_Wizard 03-02-07, 09:30 AM	... well I can't beat the wand of vibrations (also known as called wand of lesser earthquake) :D Or, "Wand of Waterfalls" *Ducks from wrath of anyone taking offense*
Stigger 03-02-07, 10:32 AM	That was just awful... funny, but awful.
Empirate 03-05-07, 04:14 AM	A Hathran witch studying old manuscripts discovers a way of pronouncing "Bheur" that actually works without sounding like a huge belch. The hags of the country, feeling much more understood all of a sudden, grow to be respected and friendly neighbours instead of ravening terrors. Foreigners begin to avoid the land, though, because the distinction between "Hag" and "Witch", that was never a really obvious one semantically speaking, is breaking down, causing rifts in the fabric of linguistic spacetime. These rifts also lead to the aforementioned "Rashe-Person" and "Dermatologist" incidents, as well as transforming Berserker Lodges into freemasonic organizations, burning down the Ashenwood, and making Firewine a VERY dangerous drink.
Green Elven Vampire 03-05-07, 06:34 AM	Star elves flock to Rashemen as a quick detour to The Rawlinswood to set up stone monoliths that connect to Sildiyuri. The Witches and Star elves do the hibbidy-dibbidy and have half elves running around looking for Spirit Folk.