Help on how to handle a DM ?? [Archive] - Wizards Community

Help on how to handle a DM ?? [Archive] - Wizards Community

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zerodeviere
05-31-07, 03:05 AM First I believe completely that a DM should "run" the game but our gm tends to take to the books to much in that if there is an issue in a book but another book coming up with more info he will not allow us to continue a course without alot of arguement until the next book comes out in 6 months. so it kinda leaves us hanging. For instance The shades who we were allowed to "chat " with from time to time trade in info and such, set us up to trap us in a prison world that shar had a hand in making long long ago and that there was no escape from. thru adventuring we find a possible way to get home. now the Shades saw us a a somewhat threat us being mostly elves and around the mid 20's in level so when we show up again they will be worried we will strike out at them but if we do then we might mess up something involving them in the new trilogy rpg books about Cormyr and such like we might kill a key shade or something. so while we might make it back we shouldn't act against them. Shouldn't he just let us do our thing and have the world act based off our actions instead of making us act off the worlds? unless of course he is trying to manuver us to a specific plot line I mean. Also our plot for revenge against the Shades is to take out the secong oldest son polymorph, mind Blank, then imprisonment or some such so he can't be rezzed and can't be found. then let them know we are back and responsible for it and that for every action they make against us we will act in kind. Shows Lord shadow we are not insignificant and shows the younger sons we are to be feared. with out showing we are affraid of them or vengeful beyond the one act. Sorry i know it's long and boring. but would like to know if there is a way to sway the DM to rely more on his mind than the books alone.
souldnce9
05-31-07, 03:41 AM blehhck! Why bother. Get a new dm.
Lord Karsus
05-31-07, 11:48 AM -You might be better served posting this at the "What's a Player To Do?" section.

-Anyway, the DM is, for all intents and purposes, omnipotent and omniscient. If he/she doesn't want you to do something, and finds realistic ways to prevent you from doing what you want in game, then he's not doing anything wrong, I don't think. Perhaps the DM intends to use these characters in the future. I know that in the game I am currently using, I had to figure out a way for some characters that the PCs wanted to bump off to survive, because I planned the next series of adventures with them in mind.
Leukrythus
05-31-07, 11:52 AM blehhck! Why bother. Get a new dm.

Exactly.

When detail trumps fun, then run.
MerrikCale
06-02-07, 11:48 PM when DMs suck, you're out of luck

Before your PC dies, you should fly

hey, this is fun
Lord Karsus
06-02-07, 11:51 PM -'Dies' and 'Fly' don't exactly rhyme. Close enough, though.
MerrikCale
06-02-07, 11:52 PM Pardon my pun, I must be a bum
Lord Karsus
06-02-07, 11:58 PM -It must be true- you volunteer at a zoo! :D
MerrikCale
06-03-07, 12:00 AM Very well played, you've burned me twice today
Lord Karsus
06-03-07, 12:12 AM -We all still appreciate you though.
MerrikCale
06-03-07, 12:17 AM look at the clock, I gotta stop
Lord Karsus
06-03-07, 12:55 AM -Now's not the time to tire. Look at you, you're on fire.
The_King_in_Yellow
06-03-07, 05:27 AM In the dark as to what you must do?

Feeling the D.M just hasn't a clue?

Worry not and don't hide in your attic,

You must find a campaign setting where the timeline is static.
MerrikCale
06-03-07, 07:51 AM The King in Yellow tries to say, something relevant to whats at play
cmas3117
06-03-07, 08:18 AM As a DM I'm opposed to forcing the players to do what I want them to do. I have several funny stories about preparing a game only to have the players take off in a totally different direction. That said, there's a much better way to deal with your problem then running off to another game.

Talk to the dm, explain your concerns and your problems. Talk to each other in a mature and responsible manner. Gaming is a cooperative thing, everyone (players and dm) has to work together or the whole thing falls apart.

Just my 2 krupplenicks on the subject, your mileage may of course vary.

cmas
captaincarot
06-03-07, 12:53 PM as far as i'm concerned, and i've been running D&D since the early 80's on and off with rolemaster games for years in the middle. what goes on in my game trumps whats going to go on in a book.

plus if you guys kil the head shade big honcho then some thing interesting happens in a book, i would just fudge the time line so you guys could kill him one of his minions could bring him back, then he had the fun in the book and when it had finished big honcho mr baddy shade would come after you lot to get his revenge, if he thought it profitable, if not prepare yourself for a run in with a shed load of assassins all hired by him to get revenge.
quix0te
06-03-07, 03:13 PM As a DM I'm opposed to forcing the players to do what I want them to do. I have several funny stories about preparing a game only to have the players take off in a totally different direction. That said, there's a much better way to deal with your problem then running off to another game.

Just my 2 krupplenicks on the subject, your mileage may of course vary.

cmas
#1, Do you *mostly* have fun with this GM? If you do then finding another may be harder than you think. Good GM's are actually not that common. Crappy GM's are terribly common.

#2, Of particular importance to me is that the story is about *the characters* and not the GM's plot. I dont know if your GM is in the group that have sounded off "Maybe the GM's plot requires you guys to do X".
If my plot requires X and the characters want to do Y, guess what? I re-tune my plot.

#3, Assuming #1 is true. This is one of those chances to practice RL diplomacy. Emphasize that you enjoy having this person as a GM and that, overall, they are good at it. Then say, "We wish you trusted your judgement as much as we do, instead of relying on splatbooks. Your adventures are the most fun when you are using your own ideas, combined with our initiative." I *wish* I had players with the volition to make plans like yours instead
of "what are we doing this week Brain?".
souldnce9
06-03-07, 04:31 PM You know actually I can agree, you may not neccissarily have to flee.

We had a guy that joined our group, and when he started dming he had the "lead by the nose" method, and normally we would tell him that he needs more experience before we would allow him to dm our group. However, he was an excellent story teller, so over the course of the next two weeks we pointed out his flaws and what bothered us as players. He adjusted and now he is a damn good dm. Conclusion: You and your group are going to have to play it by ear. If you think he has potential then go with him, but tell him what you would like to see change. Unfortunately I don't see any other way to help you, because we aren't there to judge the situation.
Dark Wizard
06-03-07, 04:36 PM You must find a campaign setting where the timeline is static.

At least this is not Dragonlance.
Lord Karsus
06-03-07, 06:38 PM -Giving advice in rhyme is fun. I can't believe it's something I've never done. From now on, I'm not going to be a bore- I'm going to do this more. We'll all do this, that's the plan. Karsus, Merrik, KiY, Soul, and maybe even Dan. Well, now I'll see if this is something I can continue. Hopefully, it isn't too hard to do.
XHereticX
06-03-07, 06:44 PM I have one piece of advice for you my ill-stricken friend:

MUTINY!!!!!!:hoppingma
MerrikCale
06-03-07, 09:53 PM I agree with Lord Karsus' plan. To rhyme is reason I can understand. So I here I go with my advice, stick this DM's head in a vice. Or perhaps call him names like loser or jerk, get him drunk and put him in a skirt. Throw him in bed with a muscle man's girl, then laugh so hard ya friggin' hurl
souldnce9
06-04-07, 10:20 PM Holy Hell MerrikCale, if he does that, He'll go to jail.

:D
MerrikCale
06-04-07, 10:30 PM Holy Hell MerrikCale, if he does that, He'll go to jail.

:D

right you are there Souldance, but at least its not me taking the chance
Lord Karsus
06-04-07, 11:27 PM -Good point, but I doubt he'd want to wind up in the joint.
Stigger
06-05-07, 02:30 AM Devolution into absurdity... how odd...
Lord Karsus
06-05-07, 08:35 AM -Stigger, that happens all the time. This is the first thread, however, devolving into rhyme. You should try it, it's kind of fun. The best part is that you'd be helping someone.
Stigger
06-05-07, 08:39 AM Um... considering I often help it devolve into that absurdity, that should have been read with considerable irony. And I don't rhyme... well, not in years anyway. Too much of a pain to write in iambic anyway.
Lord Karsus
06-05-07, 08:42 AM -I know, but I didn't want to be lame. I needed two words that sound the same.
MerrikCale
06-05-07, 10:47 AM Hey, now Stigger is joining the fun, maybe more will follow his bum
Leukrythus
06-05-07, 11:48 AM This is not what I sought, what hath I wrought.

I merely gave some advice, and the rhyme gave it spice.

But now that it has spread, reading here I do dread.

I wish not to edit my post, that is up to Wizards of the Coast.

So judge me not, why I wrote this I forgot.
zerodeviere
06-05-07, 01:47 PM Good advice all.... I will take to the Dm.. it's his game but our ball...
Lord Karsus
06-05-07, 02:14 PM -It's your ball, you have the power. Make that DM shiver and cower. Here's an idea- don't demand. Instead, try to make the DM understand. D&D is a game for all to enjoy. That includes every little girl and boy. Your campaign doesn't fully conform to canon...So? As long as it doesn't directly impact your future plans, let it go.
MerrikCale
06-05-07, 09:35 PM Oh dear God look upon this with dread? A monster have I created in this thread.
souldnce9
06-06-07, 02:00 AM Well it is fine as long as it doesn't spread! All over every Thread, like butter onto bread. My friend Fred, once said, while lying in bed, that he read, a thread, where everyone fled, due to the thread, that spread, with ryming dread.
Now that thats been said, and my cats have been fed. I'm going to bed, to rest my head, it is heavy as lead. :D :looloo:
BrennonGoldeye
06-06-07, 08:45 AM Speaking of the great Stigger's bum, has anyone seen my good friend Tum?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wow, this is fun. Reminds me of the Alter of the Lupine Lords. :D

Anyway, my DM in highschool had this annoying habit of listing off the treasure we had found at the end of a grand battle, then he would stop, write something on his NPC's sheet and say "Wait, you didn't find that.":rolleyes:
MerrikCale
06-06-07, 10:09 PM Ah yes, Mr. Goldeneye, that is an annoying habit, I fear your old DM was full of horse.....
souldnce9
06-06-07, 10:21 PM I once had an annoying dm,
who would stop doing his job,
When the clock hit pm,
and start doing things like a slob.

not that it matters but his name was not bob. :D
Stigger
06-07-07, 01:14 AM :blink:
souldnce9
06-07-07, 02:19 AM Oh come on Stigger, Even you must figure.
That ryming is fun, not something to shun.
Stigger
06-07-07, 06:42 AM I figure no such thing. I shall remain contrary.
souldnce9
06-07-07, 04:58 PM Oh come on take wing! It isn't so scary!
MarkusTay63
06-07-07, 06:17 PM This is stupid,
you need to grow-up,
all of this rhyming
makes me want to throw-up!
souldnce9
06-07-07, 07:08 PM Why MarkusTay63! That's no way to be!
For goodness sake we're playing a game!
No reason to get cranky and lame!
:P :D
Lord Karsus
06-07-07, 07:31 PM -Yeah, what Soul said. We're helping the OP of this thread!
Stigger
06-07-07, 07:43 PM After having read, I'm considering wishing you all dead...
souldnce9
06-07-07, 07:47 PM Their you go stigger! Come on you can do it! Ok I'm bored! :bored:
Leukrythus
06-07-07, 07:50 PM After having read, I'm considering wishing you all dead...

One thing Stigger... did not figure... the reality which... I am a Lich...
MerrikCale
06-07-07, 07:58 PM Being a lich is no big deal, when you have the power Lord Karsus' wields.
Lord Karsus
06-07-07, 11:14 PM -Indeed, Merrik is right. A Lich causes me no fright.
MerrikCale
06-07-07, 11:27 PM -Indeed, Merrik is right. A Lich causes me no fright.

I am jealous as you are one powerful dude, and I am a mere rogue and a poor one to boot.
Lord Karsus
06-07-07, 11:37 PM -Fear not, young Merrik, train hard day and night. One day, you will develop amazing might. Then those other rogues won't laugh and tease. You'll be able to tear through them all in a breeze. But, until then, train hard and win all of your bouts. Oh, and make sure to eat lots of Brussel Sprouts.

-By the way, everyone, don't develop any dread. I've cast powerful wards to contain all the rhyming to just this thread.
souldnce9
06-08-07, 04:23 AM When a DM Sucks really bad
That makes me really sad
So come on everyone
Join our fad!

Hey MerrikCale!
If you work for me
Soon you will see
That you'll no longer be poor.
Go ahead! I'll open my door.
MerrikCale
06-08-07, 08:20 AM I am in awe at the riches galore that wait behind your door
so that chance I'd take, those dice I'd toss
But I am a bad Rogue and I'm totally lost
souldnce9
06-09-07, 04:40 AM Head over to Waterdeep
Then over to The Sleeping Wench
Do it when all are asleep
Then wait on the adjacent bench!;)
MerrikCale
06-09-07, 08:59 AM Head over to Waterdeep
Then over to The Sleeping Wench
Do it when all are asleep
Then wait on the adjacent bench!;)

On my way, I tried to pick some pockets
I bumped and reached for some fair maid's locket
I thought I was finally good at my career
when I realized I grabbed the fair maid's brazier
souldnce9
06-09-07, 02:53 PM Wha? You need to work on those skills. Perhaps your good at forging wills? ;)
MerrikCale
06-09-07, 10:06 PM Wha? You need to work on those skills. Perhaps your good at forging wills? ;)

indeed, it all so saddened me
especially now that the maid wants to marry me
HereticFuture
06-09-07, 10:23 PM Passes-the-pun-to-the-others:

Will der Dungeon Master deinen Charakter "ficken",
dann musst du ihn leider nach Hause schicken!

Leitet der DM ohne Regeln, nur wie er will,
bedeutet das meistens den Party Kill!
XHereticX
06-09-07, 10:38 PM Do not delude yourself with pointless rhymes, when you could be doing much better things with your time:)
souldnce9
06-09-07, 11:27 PM But I enjoy doing them a lot.
and I can think them up on the spot.
MarkusTay63
06-09-07, 11:36 PM This thread is a mess,
you folks are insane,
You lack a certain finesse,
and half a brain. ;)
MerrikCale
06-09-07, 11:45 PM I fear Markus is merely upset over here
for my rhyming of career with brazier
souldnce9
06-09-07, 11:51 PM You know MerrikCale, You could be right,
but, at least he is putting some ryme into his fight.
So even though he wants to rant
at least he isn't being stagnant!
Lord Karsus
06-10-07, 11:55 PM -Lord Karsus is angry, Lord Karsus is mad. Lord Karsus is upset, Lord Karsus has been had. After waiting The Sopranos, I've been let down. The ending was horrid, it made me frown...
MarkusTay63
06-11-07, 12:14 AM I do not like Gangsters,
unless they are from the Realms,
Just a bunch of Yankers,
like Pirates without Helms.

I reallly do hate
this insipid thread
it's getting late,
so I'm off to bed. ;)
souldnce9
06-11-07, 02:43 AM MarkusTay says he hates it,
but I think he is full of it.
Cause he keeps coming for more.
To read the posts from this ryming wh.......! :blink: :blush:

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
zerodeviere 05-31-07, 03:05 AM	First I believe completely that a DM should "run" the game but our gm tends to take to the books to much in that if there is an issue in a book but another book coming up with more info he will not allow us to continue a course without alot of arguement until the next book comes out in 6 months. so it kinda leaves us hanging. For instance The shades who we were allowed to "chat " with from time to time trade in info and such, set us up to trap us in a prison world that shar had a hand in making long long ago and that there was no escape from. thru adventuring we find a possible way to get home. now the Shades saw us a a somewhat threat us being mostly elves and around the mid 20's in level so when we show up again they will be worried we will strike out at them but if we do then we might mess up something involving them in the new trilogy rpg books about Cormyr and such like we might kill a key shade or something. so while we might make it back we shouldn't act against them. Shouldn't he just let us do our thing and have the world act based off our actions instead of making us act off the worlds? unless of course he is trying to manuver us to a specific plot line I mean. Also our plot for revenge against the Shades is to take out the secong oldest son polymorph, mind Blank, then imprisonment or some such so he can't be rezzed and can't be found. then let them know we are back and responsible for it and that for every action they make against us we will act in kind. Shows Lord shadow we are not insignificant and shows the younger sons we are to be feared. with out showing we are affraid of them or vengeful beyond the one act. Sorry i know it's long and boring. but would like to know if there is a way to sway the DM to rely more on his mind than the books alone.
souldnce9 05-31-07, 03:41 AM	blehhck! Why bother. Get a new dm.
Lord Karsus 05-31-07, 11:48 AM	-You might be better served posting this at the "What's a Player To Do?" section. -Anyway, the DM is, for all intents and purposes, omnipotent and omniscient. If he/she doesn't want you to do something, and finds realistic ways to prevent you from doing what you want in game, then he's not doing anything wrong, I don't think. Perhaps the DM intends to use these characters in the future. I know that in the game I am currently using, I had to figure out a way for some characters that the PCs wanted to bump off to survive, because I planned the next series of adventures with them in mind.
Leukrythus 05-31-07, 11:52 AM	blehhck! Why bother. Get a new dm. Exactly. When detail trumps fun, then run.
MerrikCale 06-02-07, 11:48 PM	when DMs suck, you're out of luck Before your PC dies, you should fly hey, this is fun
Lord Karsus 06-02-07, 11:51 PM	-'Dies' and 'Fly' don't exactly rhyme. Close enough, though.
MerrikCale 06-02-07, 11:52 PM	Pardon my pun, I must be a bum
Lord Karsus 06-02-07, 11:58 PM	-It must be true- you volunteer at a zoo! :D
MerrikCale 06-03-07, 12:00 AM	Very well played, you've burned me twice today
Lord Karsus 06-03-07, 12:12 AM	-We all still appreciate you though.
MerrikCale 06-03-07, 12:17 AM	look at the clock, I gotta stop
Lord Karsus 06-03-07, 12:55 AM	-Now's not the time to tire. Look at you, you're on fire.
The_King_in_Yellow 06-03-07, 05:27 AM	In the dark as to what you must do? Feeling the D.M just hasn't a clue? Worry not and don't hide in your attic, You must find a campaign setting where the timeline is static.
MerrikCale 06-03-07, 07:51 AM	The King in Yellow tries to say, something relevant to whats at play
cmas3117 06-03-07, 08:18 AM	As a DM I'm opposed to forcing the players to do what I want them to do. I have several funny stories about preparing a game only to have the players take off in a totally different direction. That said, there's a much better way to deal with your problem then running off to another game. Talk to the dm, explain your concerns and your problems. Talk to each other in a mature and responsible manner. Gaming is a cooperative thing, everyone (players and dm) has to work together or the whole thing falls apart. Just my 2 krupplenicks on the subject, your mileage may of course vary. cmas
captaincarot 06-03-07, 12:53 PM	as far as i'm concerned, and i've been running D&D since the early 80's on and off with rolemaster games for years in the middle. what goes on in my game trumps whats going to go on in a book. plus if you guys kil the head shade big honcho then some thing interesting happens in a book, i would just fudge the time line so you guys could kill him one of his minions could bring him back, then he had the fun in the book and when it had finished big honcho mr baddy shade would come after you lot to get his revenge, if he thought it profitable, if not prepare yourself for a run in with a shed load of assassins all hired by him to get revenge.
quix0te 06-03-07, 03:13 PM	As a DM I'm opposed to forcing the players to do what I want them to do. I have several funny stories about preparing a game only to have the players take off in a totally different direction. That said, there's a much better way to deal with your problem then running off to another game. Just my 2 krupplenicks on the subject, your mileage may of course vary. cmas #1, Do you mostly have fun with this GM? If you do then finding another may be harder than you think. Good GM's are actually not that common. Crappy GM's are terribly common. #2, Of particular importance to me is that the story is about the characters and not the GM's plot. I dont know if your GM is in the group that have sounded off "Maybe the GM's plot requires you guys to do X". If my plot requires X and the characters want to do Y, guess what? I re-tune my plot. #3, Assuming #1 is true. This is one of those chances to practice RL diplomacy. Emphasize that you enjoy having this person as a GM and that, overall, they are good at it. Then say, "We wish you trusted your judgement as much as we do, instead of relying on splatbooks. Your adventures are the most fun when you are using your own ideas, combined with our initiative." I wish I had players with the volition to make plans like yours instead of "what are we doing this week Brain?".
souldnce9 06-03-07, 04:31 PM	You know actually I can agree, you may not neccissarily have to flee. We had a guy that joined our group, and when he started dming he had the "lead by the nose" method, and normally we would tell him that he needs more experience before we would allow him to dm our group. However, he was an excellent story teller, so over the course of the next two weeks we pointed out his flaws and what bothered us as players. He adjusted and now he is a damn good dm. Conclusion: You and your group are going to have to play it by ear. If you think he has potential then go with him, but tell him what you would like to see change. Unfortunately I don't see any other way to help you, because we aren't there to judge the situation.
Dark Wizard 06-03-07, 04:36 PM	You must find a campaign setting where the timeline is static. At least this is not Dragonlance.
Lord Karsus 06-03-07, 06:38 PM	-Giving advice in rhyme is fun. I can't believe it's something I've never done. From now on, I'm not going to be a bore- I'm going to do this more. We'll all do this, that's the plan. Karsus, Merrik, KiY, Soul, and maybe even Dan. Well, now I'll see if this is something I can continue. Hopefully, it isn't too hard to do.
XHereticX 06-03-07, 06:44 PM	I have one piece of advice for you my ill-stricken friend: MUTINY!!!!!!:hoppingma
MerrikCale 06-03-07, 09:53 PM	I agree with Lord Karsus' plan. To rhyme is reason I can understand. So I here I go with my advice, stick this DM's head in a vice. Or perhaps call him names like loser or jerk, get him drunk and put him in a skirt. Throw him in bed with a muscle man's girl, then laugh so hard ya friggin' hurl
souldnce9 06-04-07, 10:20 PM	Holy Hell MerrikCale, if he does that, He'll go to jail. :D
MerrikCale 06-04-07, 10:30 PM	Holy Hell MerrikCale, if he does that, He'll go to jail. :D right you are there Souldance, but at least its not me taking the chance
Lord Karsus 06-04-07, 11:27 PM	-Good point, but I doubt he'd want to wind up in the joint.
Stigger 06-05-07, 02:30 AM	Devolution into absurdity... how odd...
Lord Karsus 06-05-07, 08:35 AM	-Stigger, that happens all the time. This is the first thread, however, devolving into rhyme. You should try it, it's kind of fun. The best part is that you'd be helping someone.
Stigger 06-05-07, 08:39 AM	Um... considering I often help it devolve into that absurdity, that should have been read with considerable irony. And I don't rhyme... well, not in years anyway. Too much of a pain to write in iambic anyway.
Lord Karsus 06-05-07, 08:42 AM	-I know, but I didn't want to be lame. I needed two words that sound the same.
MerrikCale 06-05-07, 10:47 AM	Hey, now Stigger is joining the fun, maybe more will follow his bum
Leukrythus 06-05-07, 11:48 AM	This is not what I sought, what hath I wrought. I merely gave some advice, and the rhyme gave it spice. But now that it has spread, reading here I do dread. I wish not to edit my post, that is up to Wizards of the Coast. So judge me not, why I wrote this I forgot.
zerodeviere 06-05-07, 01:47 PM	Good advice all.... I will take to the Dm.. it's his game but our ball...
Lord Karsus 06-05-07, 02:14 PM	-It's your ball, you have the power. Make that DM shiver and cower. Here's an idea- don't demand. Instead, try to make the DM understand. D&D is a game for all to enjoy. That includes every little girl and boy. Your campaign doesn't fully conform to canon...So? As long as it doesn't directly impact your future plans, let it go.
MerrikCale 06-05-07, 09:35 PM	Oh dear God look upon this with dread? A monster have I created in this thread.
souldnce9 06-06-07, 02:00 AM	Well it is fine as long as it doesn't spread! All over every Thread, like butter onto bread. My friend Fred, once said, while lying in bed, that he read, a thread, where everyone fled, due to the thread, that spread, with ryming dread. Now that thats been said, and my cats have been fed. I'm going to bed, to rest my head, it is heavy as lead. :D :looloo:
BrennonGoldeye 06-06-07, 08:45 AM	Speaking of the great Stigger's bum, has anyone seen my good friend Tum? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Wow, this is fun. Reminds me of the Alter of the Lupine Lords. :D Anyway, my DM in highschool had this annoying habit of listing off the treasure we had found at the end of a grand battle, then he would stop, write something on his NPC's sheet and say "Wait, you didn't find that.":rolleyes:
MerrikCale 06-06-07, 10:09 PM	Ah yes, Mr. Goldeneye, that is an annoying habit, I fear your old DM was full of horse.....
souldnce9 06-06-07, 10:21 PM	I once had an annoying dm, who would stop doing his job, When the clock hit pm, and start doing things like a slob. not that it matters but his name was not bob. :D
Stigger 06-07-07, 01:14 AM	:blink:
souldnce9 06-07-07, 02:19 AM	Oh come on Stigger, Even you must figure. That ryming is fun, not something to shun.
Stigger 06-07-07, 06:42 AM	I figure no such thing. I shall remain contrary.
souldnce9 06-07-07, 04:58 PM	Oh come on take wing! It isn't so scary!
MarkusTay63 06-07-07, 06:17 PM	This is stupid, you need to grow-up, all of this rhyming makes me want to throw-up!
souldnce9 06-07-07, 07:08 PM	Why MarkusTay63! That's no way to be! For goodness sake we're playing a game! No reason to get cranky and lame! :P :D
Lord Karsus 06-07-07, 07:31 PM	-Yeah, what Soul said. We're helping the OP of this thread!
Stigger 06-07-07, 07:43 PM	After having read, I'm considering wishing you all dead...
souldnce9 06-07-07, 07:47 PM	Their you go stigger! Come on you can do it! Ok I'm bored! :bored:
Leukrythus 06-07-07, 07:50 PM	After having read, I'm considering wishing you all dead... One thing Stigger... did not figure... the reality which... I am a Lich...
MerrikCale 06-07-07, 07:58 PM	Being a lich is no big deal, when you have the power Lord Karsus' wields.
Lord Karsus 06-07-07, 11:14 PM	-Indeed, Merrik is right. A Lich causes me no fright.
MerrikCale 06-07-07, 11:27 PM	-Indeed, Merrik is right. A Lich causes me no fright. I am jealous as you are one powerful dude, and I am a mere rogue and a poor one to boot.
Lord Karsus 06-07-07, 11:37 PM	-Fear not, young Merrik, train hard day and night. One day, you will develop amazing might. Then those other rogues won't laugh and tease. You'll be able to tear through them all in a breeze. But, until then, train hard and win all of your bouts. Oh, and make sure to eat lots of Brussel Sprouts. -By the way, everyone, don't develop any dread. I've cast powerful wards to contain all the rhyming to just this thread.
souldnce9 06-08-07, 04:23 AM	When a DM Sucks really bad That makes me really sad So come on everyone Join our fad! Hey MerrikCale! If you work for me Soon you will see That you'll no longer be poor. Go ahead! I'll open my door.
MerrikCale 06-08-07, 08:20 AM	I am in awe at the riches galore that wait behind your door so that chance I'd take, those dice I'd toss But I am a bad Rogue and I'm totally lost
souldnce9 06-09-07, 04:40 AM	Head over to Waterdeep Then over to The Sleeping Wench Do it when all are asleep Then wait on the adjacent bench!;)
MerrikCale 06-09-07, 08:59 AM	Head over to Waterdeep Then over to The Sleeping Wench Do it when all are asleep Then wait on the adjacent bench!;) On my way, I tried to pick some pockets I bumped and reached for some fair maid's locket I thought I was finally good at my career when I realized I grabbed the fair maid's brazier
souldnce9 06-09-07, 02:53 PM	Wha? You need to work on those skills. Perhaps your good at forging wills? ;)
MerrikCale 06-09-07, 10:06 PM	Wha? You need to work on those skills. Perhaps your good at forging wills? ;) indeed, it all so saddened me especially now that the maid wants to marry me
HereticFuture 06-09-07, 10:23 PM	Passes-the-pun-to-the-others: Will der Dungeon Master deinen Charakter "ficken", dann musst du ihn leider nach Hause schicken! Leitet der DM ohne Regeln, nur wie er will, bedeutet das meistens den Party Kill!
XHereticX 06-09-07, 10:38 PM	Do not delude yourself with pointless rhymes, when you could be doing much better things with your time:)
souldnce9 06-09-07, 11:27 PM	But I enjoy doing them a lot. and I can think them up on the spot.
MarkusTay63 06-09-07, 11:36 PM	This thread is a mess, you folks are insane, You lack a certain finesse, and half a brain. ;)
MerrikCale 06-09-07, 11:45 PM	I fear Markus is merely upset over here for my rhyming of career with brazier
souldnce9 06-09-07, 11:51 PM	You know MerrikCale, You could be right, but, at least he is putting some ryme into his fight. So even though he wants to rant at least he isn't being stagnant!
Lord Karsus 06-10-07, 11:55 PM	-Lord Karsus is angry, Lord Karsus is mad. Lord Karsus is upset, Lord Karsus has been had. After waiting The Sopranos, I've been let down. The ending was horrid, it made me frown...
MarkusTay63 06-11-07, 12:14 AM	I do not like Gangsters, unless they are from the Realms, Just a bunch of Yankers, like Pirates without Helms. I reallly do hate this insipid thread it's getting late, so I'm off to bed. ;)
souldnce9 06-11-07, 02:43 AM	MarkusTay says he hates it, but I think he is full of it. Cause he keeps coming for more. To read the posts from this ryming wh.......! :blink: :blush: