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Suin Bahhar
12-09-07, 10:33 AM Yeah, you read that right. :D

I used to have fun making Dragonlance munchies like Applecrisp and elven bread. Anyone know a good FR recipe for something that could be made in real life? No salamander eyes or frog legs please... Just good chicken plates and stuff...

Thanks.
Karsus the Mad
12-09-07, 10:38 AM Dradeel's monkey balls from BG2.
Suin Bahhar
12-09-07, 10:51 AM oO Are you serious? Sounds like a perfect dish for me!
Karsus the Mad
12-09-07, 10:54 AM oO Are you serious? Sounds like a perfect dish for me!
Yep. It's some kind of chocolate candy. Talk to Dradeel in Spellhold and he gives you one of his recipes. It's a real recipe to:)
Suin Bahhar
12-09-07, 11:16 AM Ive got no save games left of being on Spellhold. The asylum was on of my favourite parts of the game, albeit a short one.
Karsus the Mad
12-09-07, 11:32 AM Here we go...:)
Dradeel's Recipe:

MONKEY BALLS (makes ~40)
A) 1/2 c. peanut butter
1/3 c. honey
1/2 c. granola
1/2 c. crushed 'cheery' cereal
dash nutmeg
dash cinnamon
1/2 c. oatmeal

B) 1 c. sugar
1/4 c. cocoa
1/4 c. butter
1/4 c. milk
1/4 tsp. vanilla

INSTRUCTIONS:
Mix ingredients in (A), except oatmeal. Roll into small balls about the diameter of a coin. Coat balls in oatmeal. Boil ingredients in (B) together for 3-1/2 to 4 minutes. Take from heat. Dip balls in chocolate using spoon or toothpick. Chill and serve.

Monkey balls are to be served with the following poem on prominent display:

"Monkey Balls"

These sweet and gracious monkey balls,
Served on plates and sold from stalls,
Bring madness to these hallowed halls
Of urban academe.

Huzzaks for chocolate monkey balls!
We'll eat them 'til the ceiling falls,
'Til Time, herself, tears down these walls
Of urban academe.

So buy yourself a monkey ball,
Savour it and then stand tall,
A bulwark 'gainst the deaf'ning call
Of urban academe.
Stigger
12-09-07, 11:33 AM The Volo's Guides series surprisingly give quite a few recipes in them, over the course of the series.
Suin Bahhar
12-09-07, 11:38 AM Excellent!
Lord Karsus
12-09-07, 01:17 PM -Monkey balls for everyone, I say!
Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
12-09-07, 06:10 PM My sister recently made a baked desert called "Monkey Balls" (and I helped her roll the dough balls, dip them in egg and then in cinnamon), and it was quite delicious. A bit different from the above-mentioned recipe, but that one sounds good too.:)
Karsus the Mad
12-09-07, 07:05 PM My sister recently made a baked desert called "Monkey Balls" (and I helped her roll the dough balls, dip them in egg and then in cinnamon), and it was quite delicious. A bit different from the above-mentioned recipe, but that one sounds good too.:)
Sweet. As a lover of cooks...oink oink, I love trying different recipes. I love food, of all cultures. I think I'll be trying these various yummies when I get out of surgery.
Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
12-09-07, 07:08 PM Sweet. As a lover of cooks...oink oink, I love trying different recipes. I love food, of all cultures. I think I'll be trying these various yummies when I get out of surgery.

Go for it! Sweets are good for you.;)
Old Sage
12-09-07, 07:59 PM You could try 'hot buns' from Tantras. I'll let Ed explain:-

"The taverns of Tantras serve the usual drinks and ‘hot buns' covered with melted cheese (some taverns putting sliced olives or slices of sausage on the cheese so they'll stick, to make their buns distinctive and popular), but little other food."
GoldDragon
12-10-07, 12:24 AM Yeah, you read that right. :D

I used to have fun making Dragonlance munchies like Applecrisp and elven bread. Anyone know a good FR recipe for something that could be made in real life? No salamander eyes or frog legs please... Just good chicken plates and stuff...

Thanks.

I believe Elvish Trail Mix is:

1/2 cup shelled sunflower seeds
1/2 cup cashews
1/4 cup almonds
1/4 cup raisins or currants or raisnettes
1 small pakage regular M&Ms or nonpareil chocolate drops (chocolate with white candy beads on them)

Mix together in a bag.
Eat when got munchies.
Alediran
12-10-07, 08:50 AM Sweet. As a lover of cooks...oink oink, I love trying different recipes. I love food, of all cultures. I think I'll be trying these various yummies when I get out of surgery.

A man after my own heart. Every 24th I go with my girlfriend to a restorante from a different kind of food. Some of this year's where: Japanese, Arabian, Indian, Mexican, French.
Lord Karsus
12-10-07, 11:01 AM You could try 'hot buns' from Tantras. I'll let Ed explain:-

"The taverns of Tantras serve the usual drinks and ‘hot buns' covered with melted cheese (some taverns putting sliced olives or slices of sausage on the cheese so they'll stick, to make their buns distinctive and popular), but little other food."

-Wasn't there some rough analogue for pizza? Or, was that it?
Draklinthor
12-10-07, 01:16 PM Mix ingredients in (A), except oatmeal. Roll into small balls about the diameter of a coin. Coat balls in oatmeal. Boil ingredients in (B) together for 3-1/2 to 4 minutes. Take from heat. Dip balls in chocolate using spoon or toothpick. Chill and serve.

Boil? I'm no master chef or anything, but wouldn't all of that fall apart if you boiled those ingredients? And what is "cheery" cereal? :)
Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
12-10-07, 01:18 PM Boil? I'm no master chef or anything, but wouldn't all of that fall apart if you boiled those ingredients? And what is "cheery" cereal? :)

I guess crunchy stuff like Cheerios.:)
Lord Karsus
12-10-07, 02:28 PM Boil? I'm no master chef or anything, but wouldn't all of that fall apart if you boiled those ingredients?

-No, because you have peanut butter, and honey to keep the mix together. In Mazoh Balls, you have egg to keep the mix together, and when you boil 'em, everything works out fine. Peanut butter and honey has more capacity to stick than egg, I would think.

And what is "cheery" cereal? :)

-Any variety of Cheeri-Os.
Draklinthor
12-10-07, 03:42 PM Thanks guys, I think I'm gonna have to try these out. They sound tasty. :)

I figured the cheery ment some sort of cheerios, just wanted to make sure.
Old Sage
12-10-07, 06:35 PM -Wasn't there some rough analogue for pizza? Or, was that it?That was it.
Mean Eyed Cat
12-13-07, 11:26 PM Boil? I'm no master chef or anything, but wouldn't all of that fall apart if you boiled those ingredients? And what is "cheery" cereal? :)

Actually, I think you boil the ingredients in B, remove from heat, and than dip the rolled balls (A) in the mixture afterwards.
Suin Bahhar
12-16-07, 08:19 AM I found my old recipe for apple crisp.

TIKA WAYLAN'S APPLE CRISP:
4 cups sliced pared tart apples
(about 4 medium)
2/3 to 3/4 cup brown sugar (packed)
1/2 cup gold medal flower
1/2 cup oats
3/4 teaspoon cinnamon
3/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1/3 cup butter or margarine, softened

heat oven to 375. Grease square pan,
8x8x2 inches. Place apple slices in
pan. Mix remaining ingredients thoroughly. Sprinkle over apples.
Bake 30 minutes or until apples are tender and topping is golden brown.
Serve warm and, if desired, with light cream or ice cream.

K...now here are my extra comments...

Add 2-3 teaspoons extra cinnamon
Extra brownsugar
Grease pan with stick butter

Hope you enjoy the apple crisp.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Suin Bahhar 12-09-07, 10:33 AM	Yeah, you read that right. :D I used to have fun making Dragonlance munchies like Applecrisp and elven bread. Anyone know a good FR recipe for something that could be made in real life? No salamander eyes or frog legs please... Just good chicken plates and stuff... Thanks.
Karsus the Mad 12-09-07, 10:38 AM	Dradeel's monkey balls from BG2.
Suin Bahhar 12-09-07, 10:51 AM	oO Are you serious? Sounds like a perfect dish for me!
Karsus the Mad 12-09-07, 10:54 AM	oO Are you serious? Sounds like a perfect dish for me! Yep. It's some kind of chocolate candy. Talk to Dradeel in Spellhold and he gives you one of his recipes. It's a real recipe to:)
Suin Bahhar 12-09-07, 11:16 AM	Ive got no save games left of being on Spellhold. The asylum was on of my favourite parts of the game, albeit a short one.
Karsus the Mad 12-09-07, 11:32 AM	Here we go...:) Dradeel's Recipe: MONKEY BALLS (makes ~40) A) 1/2 c. peanut butter 1/3 c. honey 1/2 c. granola 1/2 c. crushed 'cheery' cereal dash nutmeg dash cinnamon 1/2 c. oatmeal B) 1 c. sugar 1/4 c. cocoa 1/4 c. butter 1/4 c. milk 1/4 tsp. vanilla INSTRUCTIONS: Mix ingredients in (A), except oatmeal. Roll into small balls about the diameter of a coin. Coat balls in oatmeal. Boil ingredients in (B) together for 3-1/2 to 4 minutes. Take from heat. Dip balls in chocolate using spoon or toothpick. Chill and serve. Monkey balls are to be served with the following poem on prominent display: "Monkey Balls" These sweet and gracious monkey balls, Served on plates and sold from stalls, Bring madness to these hallowed halls Of urban academe. Huzzaks for chocolate monkey balls! We'll eat them 'til the ceiling falls, 'Til Time, herself, tears down these walls Of urban academe. So buy yourself a monkey ball, Savour it and then stand tall, A bulwark 'gainst the deaf'ning call Of urban academe.
Stigger 12-09-07, 11:33 AM	The Volo's Guides series surprisingly give quite a few recipes in them, over the course of the series.
Suin Bahhar 12-09-07, 11:38 AM	Excellent!
Lord Karsus 12-09-07, 01:17 PM	-Monkey balls for everyone, I say!
Rinonalyrna Fathomlin 12-09-07, 06:10 PM	My sister recently made a baked desert called "Monkey Balls" (and I helped her roll the dough balls, dip them in egg and then in cinnamon), and it was quite delicious. A bit different from the above-mentioned recipe, but that one sounds good too.:)
Karsus the Mad 12-09-07, 07:05 PM	My sister recently made a baked desert called "Monkey Balls" (and I helped her roll the dough balls, dip them in egg and then in cinnamon), and it was quite delicious. A bit different from the above-mentioned recipe, but that one sounds good too.:) Sweet. As a lover of cooks...oink oink, I love trying different recipes. I love food, of all cultures. I think I'll be trying these various yummies when I get out of surgery.
Rinonalyrna Fathomlin 12-09-07, 07:08 PM	Sweet. As a lover of cooks...oink oink, I love trying different recipes. I love food, of all cultures. I think I'll be trying these various yummies when I get out of surgery. Go for it! Sweets are good for you.;)
Old Sage 12-09-07, 07:59 PM	You could try 'hot buns' from Tantras. I'll let Ed explain:- "The taverns of Tantras serve the usual drinks and ‘hot buns' covered with melted cheese (some taverns putting sliced olives or slices of sausage on the cheese so they'll stick, to make their buns distinctive and popular), but little other food."
GoldDragon 12-10-07, 12:24 AM	Yeah, you read that right. :D I used to have fun making Dragonlance munchies like Applecrisp and elven bread. Anyone know a good FR recipe for something that could be made in real life? No salamander eyes or frog legs please... Just good chicken plates and stuff... Thanks. I believe Elvish Trail Mix is: 1/2 cup shelled sunflower seeds 1/2 cup cashews 1/4 cup almonds 1/4 cup raisins or currants or raisnettes 1 small pakage regular M&Ms or nonpareil chocolate drops (chocolate with white candy beads on them) Mix together in a bag. Eat when got munchies.
Alediran 12-10-07, 08:50 AM	Sweet. As a lover of cooks...oink oink, I love trying different recipes. I love food, of all cultures. I think I'll be trying these various yummies when I get out of surgery. A man after my own heart. Every 24th I go with my girlfriend to a restorante from a different kind of food. Some of this year's where: Japanese, Arabian, Indian, Mexican, French.
Lord Karsus 12-10-07, 11:01 AM	You could try 'hot buns' from Tantras. I'll let Ed explain:- "The taverns of Tantras serve the usual drinks and ‘hot buns' covered with melted cheese (some taverns putting sliced olives or slices of sausage on the cheese so they'll stick, to make their buns distinctive and popular), but little other food." -Wasn't there some rough analogue for pizza? Or, was that it?
Draklinthor 12-10-07, 01:16 PM	Mix ingredients in (A), except oatmeal. Roll into small balls about the diameter of a coin. Coat balls in oatmeal. Boil ingredients in (B) together for 3-1/2 to 4 minutes. Take from heat. Dip balls in chocolate using spoon or toothpick. Chill and serve. Boil? I'm no master chef or anything, but wouldn't all of that fall apart if you boiled those ingredients? And what is "cheery" cereal? :)
Rinonalyrna Fathomlin 12-10-07, 01:18 PM	Boil? I'm no master chef or anything, but wouldn't all of that fall apart if you boiled those ingredients? And what is "cheery" cereal? :) I guess crunchy stuff like Cheerios.:)
Lord Karsus 12-10-07, 02:28 PM	Boil? I'm no master chef or anything, but wouldn't all of that fall apart if you boiled those ingredients? -No, because you have peanut butter, and honey to keep the mix together. In Mazoh Balls, you have egg to keep the mix together, and when you boil 'em, everything works out fine. Peanut butter and honey has more capacity to stick than egg, I would think. And what is "cheery" cereal? :) -Any variety of Cheeri-Os.
Draklinthor 12-10-07, 03:42 PM	Thanks guys, I think I'm gonna have to try these out. They sound tasty. :) I figured the cheery ment some sort of cheerios, just wanted to make sure.
Old Sage 12-10-07, 06:35 PM	-Wasn't there some rough analogue for pizza? Or, was that it?That was it.
Mean Eyed Cat 12-13-07, 11:26 PM	Boil? I'm no master chef or anything, but wouldn't all of that fall apart if you boiled those ingredients? And what is "cheery" cereal? :) Actually, I think you boil the ingredients in B, remove from heat, and than dip the rolled balls (A) in the mixture afterwards.
Suin Bahhar 12-16-07, 08:19 AM	I found my old recipe for apple crisp. TIKA WAYLAN'S APPLE CRISP: 4 cups sliced pared tart apples (about 4 medium) 2/3 to 3/4 cup brown sugar (packed) 1/2 cup gold medal flower 1/2 cup oats 3/4 teaspoon cinnamon 3/4 teaspoon nutmeg 1/3 cup butter or margarine, softened heat oven to 375. Grease square pan, 8x8x2 inches. Place apple slices in pan. Mix remaining ingredients thoroughly. Sprinkle over apples. Bake 30 minutes or until apples are tender and topping is golden brown. Serve warm and, if desired, with light cream or ice cream. K...now here are my extra comments... Add 2-3 teaspoons extra cinnamon Extra brownsugar Grease pan with stick butter Hope you enjoy the apple crisp.