New Lgcs Ruined My Love Life! [Archive] - Wizards Community

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solbergb

02-20-07, 01:54 PM
(I'm posting on behalf of various Chromatic dragons, who no longer have the ability to cast polymorph to get small fingers. This is kind of PG-13, so...reader beware.)


To paraphrase from the draconic, this is the general sentiment

"OMG, this is a total NERF. How am I supposed to get HALF DRAGON BULLETTES and STIRGES and stuff now!. Not to mention all those hot sorceresses that want draconic kids! Make Polymorph NPC-Only at least, so we can keep breeding!"

From the Silver, Gold and Bronze dragons "That's what you get for being chromatic. You could have been a nice dragon and had the ability to shapeshif anyway. Maybe all the half dragons now will be NICE half dragons. Nyeah Nyeah. Maybe you should stick to your own kind except - you're all too nasty to get anyone to sleep with you anyway."

Great Green of the Gamboge: "Yes, you all should come to my forest. I always welcome more mates. I can arrange one of my minions to atone you to Green first."

From the Brass and Bronze dragons "Hey, we're not chromatic and we're being nerfed too! This is so unfair."

Morgenstaler: "I've been researching a 'humanform' spell, so as to not interfere with my current plan to seduce various PC spontaneous casters. I might be willing to share my research for a small...well maybe not so small fee. You all are so prejudiced. We can still make half-dragon trolls, hell hounds and such. That should tide us over till more spell research happens. After all, what are kobolds for if not to enslave and do spell research?"


(this could probably be funnier, but I have to go do some real work now. There are some pretty strange implications of the polymorph ban though, especially for a certain metaregional involving an amorous dragon)
The White Sorcerer

02-20-07, 03:58 PM
From the Brass and Bronze dragons "Hey, we're not chromatic and we're being nerfed too! This is so unfair."

That's what you get for being chaotic.
copper_wyrmling

02-20-07, 06:38 PM
(I'm posting on behalf of various Chromatic dragons, who no longer have the ability to cast polymorph to get small fingers. This is kind of PG-13, so...reader beware.)


To paraphrase from the draconic, this is the general sentiment

"OMG, this is a total NERF. How am I supposed to get HALF DRAGON BULLETTES and STIRGES and stuff now!. Not to mention all those hot sorceresses that want draconic kids! Make Polymorph NPC-Only at least, so we can keep breeding!"

From the Silver, Gold and Bronze dragons "That's what you get for being chromatic. You could have been a nice dragon and had the ability to shapeshif anyway. Maybe all the half dragons now will be NICE half dragons. Nyeah Nyeah. Maybe you should stick to your own kind except - you're all too nasty to get anyone to sleep with you anyway."

Great Green of the Gamboge: "Yes, you all should come to my forest. I always welcome more mates. I can arrange one of my minions to atone you to Green first."

From the Brass and Bronze dragons "Hey, we're not chromatic and we're being nerfed too! This is so unfair."

Morgenstaler: "I've been researching a 'humanform' spell, so as to not interfere with my current plan to seduce various PC spontaneous casters. I might be willing to share my research for a small...well maybe not so small fee. You all are so prejudiced. We can still make half-dragon trolls, hell hounds and such. That should tide us over till more spell research happens. After all, what are kobolds for if not to enslave and do spell research?"


(this could probably be funnier, but I have to go do some real work now. There are some pretty strange implications of the polymorph ban though, especially for a certain metaregional involving an amorous dragon)

Yeah... I've been wondering about how the BK Triad will handle Morginstaler since the news first broke ;) Azrien will be unhappy: she likes Morgie, despite the unintended consequences of their, ahem, "moonlit flight over the Rift Canyon". And one other issue - the "shape" spells are only rounds/level. Even at high caster level, that might be a bit of a problem for Morgie...
Britt

02-20-07, 06:45 PM
Yeah... I've been wondering about how the BK Triad will handle Morginstaler since the news first broke ;) Azrien will be unhappy: she likes Morgie, despite the unintended consequences of their, ahem, "moonlit flight over the Rift Canyon". And one other issue - the "shape" spells are only rounds/level. Even at high caster level, that might be a bit of a problem for Morgie...
Well, he is CE, which makes him selfish...

I'm sure there's a spell somewhere that would make it work. Besides, there's nothing against NPCs creating spells. Just say "it's magic".
RedKnightofKet

02-20-07, 06:50 PM
But polymorph is allowed for crafting purposes... and what is procreation if not the most basic of crafting? ;)
copper_wyrmling

02-20-07, 06:53 PM
But polymorph is allowed for crafting purposes... and what is procreation if not the most basic of crafting? ;)

Heh. So baby half-dragons count as magic items? We're not allowed to craft mundane items, remember ;)
Bob_the_Theurge

02-20-07, 06:54 PM
Yeah... I've been wondering about how the BK Triad will handle Morginstaler since the news first broke ;) Azrien will be unhappy: she likes Morgie, despite the unintended consequences of their, ahem, "moonlit flight over the Rift Canyon". And one other issue - the "shape" spells are only rounds/level. Even at high caster level, that might be a bit of a problem for Morgie...

Giving new meaning to the words "Greater Rod of Extend"...
RedKnightofKet

02-20-07, 06:57 PM
a newborn child is a magical thing... and being a half-dragon, it's even more magical :D
Oewyn

02-22-07, 03:24 PM
a newborn child is a magical thing... and being a half-dragon, it's even more magical :D

So how much gp is a half-red dragon sheep? Does the crafter have to pay this cost immediately, or only in incremental payments as they grow up? I would assume the XP loss is "immediate." :blush:
ShinAkuma2

02-22-07, 08:27 PM
I would assume the XP loss is "immediate." :blush:

Wow, a new euphemism...

"What is this all over the keyboard?"

"...Experience points?"