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Puggle Halfwine

04-17-08, 01:38 AM
Name: Joe Surgebuster

Gender: m

Rank: Greater Deity

Areas of Concern/Portfolio: Creation, Fun, Enjoyment, Awesomeness, Conventions

Titles: The Hand Who Shapes What Is, The Maker, The Shaper, The Shaper of What Is, The Divine Organiser

Holy Symbol: A hand grasping a shovel.

Alignment: CG (NG)

Origin of Worship: Australia

Core Worshippers: Kobolds and Dwarves

Common Worshippers: Convention goers

Uncommon Worshippers: Others

Favoured Weapon(s): A gloved fist (gauntlet).

Other Preferred Weapon(s): A swift boot to the behind of unbelievers.

Weapon of the Diety Spell: +1 merciful gauntlet

Domains: Awesomeness* (CRD), Community* (CD), Good, Protection

Special Notes: Divine worshippers must attend at least one Surgebuster convention a year or lose their powers.

Description: They say that when people begin to believe, a new god is born. The Maker however simply willed himself into divine providence, his own epic powers coalescing into a deity of great power. The Maker is responsible for organizing conventions in the lands he oversees, fostering goodwill and spreading mirth and laughter wherever he goes. No matter how unruly the venue hire organization, The Maker can convince them to allow his minions to host a convention there with a minimum of fuss and such events always go off without a hitch.
_metz_

04-17-08, 07:15 AM
Name: Joe Surgebuster

Gender: m

Rank: Greater Deity

Areas of Concern/Portfolio: Creation, Fun, Enjoyment, Awesomeness, Conventions

Titles: The Hand Who Shapes What Is, The Maker, The Shaper, The Shaper of What Is, The Divine Organiser

Holy Symbol: A hand grasping a shovel.

Alignment: CG (NG)

Origin of Worship: Australia

Core Worshippers: Kobolds and Dwarves

Common Worshippers: Convention goers

Uncommon Worshippers: Others

Favoured Weapon(s): A gloved fist (gauntlet).

Other Preferred Weapon(s): A swift boot to the behind of unbelievers.

Weapon of the Diety Spell: +1 merciful gauntlet

Domains: Awesomeness* (CRD), Community* (CD), Good, Protection

Special Notes: Divine worshippers must attend at least one Surgebuster convention a year or lose their powers.

Description: They say that when people begin to believe, a new god is born. The Maker however simply willed himself into divine providence, his own epic powers coalescing into a deity of great power. The Maker is responsible for organizing conventions in the lands he oversees, fostering goodwill and spreading mirth and laughter wherever he goes. No matter how unruly the venue hire organization, The Maker can convince them to allow his minions to host a convention there with a minimum of fuss and such events always go off without a hitch.

Having not met Joe in person, I am not too qualified, but I always saw joe as a LN deity tending towards good..
katrick

04-18-08, 05:16 PM
You missed it!(like an aeroplane)
Joe is the LE god of sarcasm
He wasn't born, he were thrust unto his destiny by the misguided believers that create all frivolity.
katrick