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disco54 02-13-07, 10:36 AM	WARNING: This is a humorous response to an earlier inflamatory post. I support Vincent's request to remove this thread, if he promises NOT to leave LG just because of a couple boneheads. Don't leave us Vincent. You're the greatest Triad ever, and how can I buy you a beer next year at WW if you quit now?! --- That's right. I have it on good authority that "Living Greyhawk" will be replaced with "Living My Little Pony" in the wake of the aleged baby-killing controversy. A marketing director said this, "We understand that Living Greyhawk players don't want to make difficult moral choices, so we are removing all death and controversial topics from the game". Here's a preview of the new RPG to be released soon... http://ww2.wizards.com/Company/Misc/Index.aspx?doc=pr_20060401a&dcmp=ILC-040106PONYRPGFP I hear the new "Living" campaign will be quite challenging. Care Bears will have 'improved hug', and Strawberry Shortcake has a constant 60' aura of strawberries with no save that compels you to bake muffins and invite all your friends for a tea party. <3
LGMoses 02-13-07, 10:40 AM	Can I be a Carebear frenzied berserker? ;)
Redfist 02-13-07, 10:42 AM	I want to be a Care Bear Warrior.
gomeztoo 02-13-07, 10:53 AM	I guess the only thing that can be killed in this game is one's good taste? And can you play a gay teletubbie?
Fleetfang 02-13-07, 10:57 AM	..
The_Jester 02-13-07, 11:01 AM	Bah, Living Pony sux0rz. Everyone knows the D&D Campaigns like Glo Worm Expeditions kick its ass.
LGMoses 02-13-07, 11:10 AM	Yes, but since there is no combat in this system, your frenzied berzerk state gives you bonuses to cleaning the house. If the house is cleaned completely before your frenzy ends, you have to make a Will save or start cleaning your allies. yes, yes :plotting: Do I get ne penalties for dual wielding windex and a rag? Do you think it would be better if I just used a swiffer sweeper with both hands?
Fleetfang 02-13-07, 11:18 AM	..
bhale187 02-13-07, 11:18 AM	If you are going for frenzied beserker I'd suggest sticking to a STR build and use the swiffer with both hands. That will give you a +12 on deep scrubing vs. bacteria.
LGMoses 02-13-07, 11:33 AM	thats what I thought. But a swiffer is a reach weapon. I'll have to take improved hug in case they close.
Crazy Boro 02-13-07, 11:39 AM	I might have some problems with the frenzied berzerker. Go candy caster! Whoops.... Sorry for getting chocolate syrup all over your clean windows. I tried to get the cake ready for the party.
LGMoses 02-13-07, 11:40 AM	I might have some problems with the frenzied berzerker. Go candy caster! Whoops.... Sorry for getting chocolate syrup all over your clean windows. I tried to get the cake ready for the party. ooo, thats a good idea. You make a candy caster and i'll make one too and we can take cooperative candy casting at third level. That will rock! We'll be summoning chocolate bunny rabbits in no time!!!!!
Fleetfang 02-13-07, 11:53 AM	..
RedKnightofKet 02-13-07, 11:56 AM	Those chocolate bunnies are far too dangerous - them and the marshmallow chickens....the oven wasn't too tough, though.... :) ...from an actual Keoland mod, a few years back....
Japangirl 02-13-07, 11:58 AM	I was making a halfling paladin for Blackmoor, and the jokes about the My Little Pony warhorse were already starting . . . now I actually have to go buy a mini and that will be my warhorse . . . oh the pain!
Alpha_Nerd 02-13-07, 12:04 PM	Let me know what you guys think of this build Human Cleric of Bedtime Bear Domains: Napping, Hugging 1 Cleric: Improved Cuddling (Already got Improved Hug from the Hugging Domain), Augment Sleeping 2 Cleric 3 Cleric: Skill Focus: Craft (Bed) I know it's a trash feat but it's a pre-req 4 Cleric 5 Cleric 6 Cleric: Snooze Spell 7 Disciple of Sleep: Sleep Trick: Sleep-Hugging 8 DoS 9 DoS Two-Pillow Fighting 10 DoS Sleep Trick: Improved Snooze Spell 11 DoS 12 DoS Improved Two-Pillow Fighting 13 DoS Sleep Trick: Lucent Dreaming 14 DoS 15 DoS Greater Two-Pillow Fighting It seems like a pretty solid build to me. All my sleep spells will be under the affects of Silent/Still, and at 13th level I'll be able to cast them while asleep, giving me the +2 caster level bump. The TPW feats are just there incase I run into any elves or other immune to sleep not-bad-but-not-good guys.
rockondon 02-13-07, 01:14 PM	Human Cleric of Bedtime Bear Domains: Napping, Hugging 1 Cleric: Improved Cuddling (Already got Improved Hug from the Hugging Domain), Augment Sleeping 2 Cleric 3 Cleric: Skill Focus: Craft (Bed) I know it's a trash feat but it's a pre-req 4 Cleric 5 Cleric 6 Cleric: Snooze Spell 7 Disciple of Sleep: Sleep Trick: Sleep-Hugging 8 DoS 9 DoS Two-Pillow Fighting 10 DoS Sleep Trick: Improved Snooze Spell 11 DoS 12 DoS Improved Two-Pillow Fighting 13 DoS Sleep Trick: Lucent Dreaming 14 DoS 15 DoS Greater Two-Pillow Fighting have you considered dipping into the Bedtime Warrior prestige class for a couple levels? That would give you the extend: pillow case feat, giving you 10ft reach with those pillows. A very nice combination with two-pillow fighting.
vvincent 02-13-07, 01:31 PM	I would consider it a personal favor if this thread (and any threads related to the unfortunate other thread) were ended. This has already created enough stress. Thank you. Vernon L. Vincent Verbobonc Triad
Bosstone 02-13-07, 02:31 PM	Sounds like somebody needs a hug.
disco54 02-13-07, 05:49 PM	Oh man sorry. I wasn't mocking the Winter War special. The special was AWESOME! I was mocking the morons who were slamming it. I really meant no offense to you or the WW staff Vernon. I'm sorry. I would consider it a personal favor if this thread (and any threads related to the unfortunate other thread) were ended. This has already created enough stress.
vvincent 02-13-07, 06:15 PM	Oh man sorry. I wasn't mocking the Winter War special. The special was AWESOME! I was mocking the morons who were slamming it. I really meant no offense to you or the WW staff Vernon. I'm sorry. I understand. No offense was taken - but given the inflammatory and inaccurate title of the previous thread (and it's repetition, however mocking it may be, in this thread), I would prefer it if the discussion were over. Thank you for your consideration. Vernon L. Vincent Verbobocn Triad
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