What happened to Britt? :( [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Puggle Halfwine

01-22-08, 07:35 AM
Britt! Your minions weep at your disappearance! Why have you forsaken us, o great one! :'(

... did the kobold haters get you?!
Timlagor

01-22-08, 09:01 AM
Tsk! you know it was the gnomes.
Puggle Halfwine

01-22-08, 09:09 AM
:O! The gnomes, of course!
Puggle Halfwine

01-22-08, 09:25 AM
In response to this outrage I have completed my authoritarian purge of ALL gnomekind. As of this moment, no Gnome shall appear in the core rulebooks of D&D 4.0!

Those few that have miraculously survived will rue this day. Rue it hard.
pedr

01-22-08, 11:45 AM
Perhaps Britt was Baleful Polymorphed into a badger and gifted to a gnome to be its minion. (http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/toon/20071219a)
Puggle Halfwine

01-22-08, 12:59 PM
Gah! Any/all surviving gnomes must PAY. *exterminate*
GreySector

01-22-08, 02:07 PM
Those few that have miraculously survived will rue this day. Rue it hard.

"rue this day"? Who talks like that? ;)
Samwise

01-22-08, 02:14 PM
*rues the day he read that message*
Puggle Halfwine

01-22-08, 02:56 PM
"rue this day"? Who talks like that? ;)

Evidently I do!
JamesMaissen

01-22-08, 03:05 PM
"rue this day"? Who talks like that? ;)

Hey you know that you're not allowed to park here...

-James
Redfist

01-22-08, 03:52 PM
God, is that you?
qstor

01-22-08, 04:35 PM
He's in law school. He's probably SUPER busy with school.

Mike
Surgebuster

01-22-08, 06:21 PM
Britt is back in the States after studying in Hong Kong.

That is all.
Maesto

01-23-08, 09:49 PM
You know, I have on my purchases for the latest AR for my kobold character "Silver holy symbol of Britt, 25 gp" ;-)
kenobi65

01-24-08, 10:42 AM
You know, I have on my purchases for the latest AR for my kobold character "Silver holy symbol of Britt, 25 gp" ;-)

Perhaps on your next AR, you can note the restraining order. ;)
bitznarf

01-24-08, 11:19 AM
On the very next AR? Surely it would take at least 4 TUs before the stalking got noticed. Then another 2 for the restraining order to make its way through the courts, then another 2 TUs (or more) before he gets served..
Istaran

01-24-08, 02:44 PM
On the very next AR? Surely it would take at least 4 TUs before the stalking got noticed. Then another 2 for the restraining order to make its way through the courts, then another 2 TUs (or more) before he gets served..
I'm sure you can make progressively harder hide or disguise checks to take even longer to be noticed.
Churcher

01-24-08, 10:59 PM
Remember to cast Protection from Law to help ya out there! :D

Also, depends on where you hang out stalking him...If it's Greyhawk City...you've got about 32 TU's to do ANYTHING before they actually come looking.
draxynnic

01-24-08, 11:54 PM
You know, I have on my purchases for the latest AR for my kobold character "Silver holy symbol of Britt, 25 gp" ;-)

That would be the grinning skull, right? Better not go showing that one off in Perrenland... or Highfolk, or Furyondy, or Veluna, or Tenh, or...
Oogar

01-26-08, 09:17 PM
On the very next AR? Surely it would take at least 4 TUs before the stalking got noticed. Then another 2 for the restraining order to make its way through the courts, then another 2 TUs (or more) before he gets served..


Well, I guess he is simply lucky that TU's are only for specific uses... If he avoids any Non-Mod activities, that restraining order will never get to him.
Maesto

01-29-08, 07:20 PM
Nup, not the grinning skull - the wooden smiling house ;-)
ezreal2001

02-01-08, 02:32 AM
Nup, not the grinning skull - the wooden smiling house ;-)

all hail Britt!
Puggle Halfwine

02-01-08, 03:22 AM
Hail Britt!
Maesto

02-01-08, 07:15 AM
What happened to the dental, Puggle? That's the only reason I bought the holy symbol!
Puggle Halfwine

02-02-08, 12:13 AM
There is dental! Just go see your local priest of Britt, they can fix you up for sure! Knock those teeth right out! An apple a day keeps the cleric away!
Suvarov454

02-02-08, 03:54 PM
"An apple a day..."??? Are Clerics of Britt vulnerable to fruit, for some reason? What about vegetables without seeds, such as tubers or leaves?
Puggle Halfwine

02-03-08, 09:25 AM
They are substantially less vulnerable to vegetables without seeds.