Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Secrets Untold 09-17-05, 11:38 AM	1: A bard asked wheter I wanted to hear some music. I said yes, and immedialty cast deafness on myself.
JadeSpider9643 09-17-05, 12:01 PM	#2-#150: Changing various things, various colors using prestidigitation. aka, NEVER LET THE BARD TAKE A WATCH BY HIMSELF! -[i]wisdom of a Pink and Yellow Blackguard
CryoSilver 09-17-05, 12:03 PM	Permanent Stinking Cloud in the latrine!
Nuntius128 09-17-05, 12:51 PM	Teleport Without Error to the fridge.
Ussutisi 09-17-05, 12:59 PM	Polymorph somebody's belt into a snake (non-deadly types as a joke, deadly types as a battle tactic) Animate Object On: Food Drink Clothing
tharivol266 09-18-05, 12:17 PM	cast mend on ur friends soda can right after they open it.
Gnomemaster 09-18-05, 12:30 PM	7. cast mage hand and use it to grab the Queen's butt. 8. cast Bigby's Crushing Hand and use it to grab the Storm Giant Queen's butt.
Lyinginbedmon 09-18-05, 12:56 PM	9. Create Water for an instant enema
moto 09-18-05, 10:51 PM	cast improved invisability, then walk around baleful polymorping the animals. wait in secret and see what happens? :D
DraconsNighthawk 09-19-05, 12:14 AM	Cast alarm at the local inn toilets. Cast darkness in someones room right before daybreak. Cast enlarge on someone food right before they chew on it. Use presidgation to change some high elf's /elegent/ wine flavor into a grog so bad not even a half-orc dwarf would taste it.
Realms of Chaos 09-19-05, 12:30 AM	Ventriloquism has this thread written all over it (mommy, the toilet is talking to me again). Cast alarm on the door of a random house or inn. When someone walks inside, create panic. Animal growth: Hey, that is the biggest squirrel that I ever saw. Try animating someone's cloths and making them dance. They all must dance. Animate object on corpse creates faster zombies that are immune to turning and holy water. Antipathy (or better, sympathy) on a restroom or stall.j Arcane lock random doors in an inn to trap people in their room. Baleful Polymorph a kobold into a dog and it gains power rather than losing it. Bestow curse on yourself to make your nails or hair grow at an accelerated rate (that is in par with the effects of a cursed item). Cast ethereal jaunt, walk into someone on the material plane, and wait until the spell ends. Sleeping on everburning torches is always good for a laugh.
Gnome_Dragon_Disciple 09-19-05, 12:37 AM	Polymorph Any Object men into women and women into men... just because. Use the spell Create Food and Drink to create a never-ending muffin basket. Use Prestidigitation to make a card for the basket that says "I hope you LOVE muffins!", which, once taken from the basket to be read, is immediately replaced by another card that says exactly the same thing.
smrtgmp 09-19-05, 09:18 AM	I recently put a cursed belt of dwarven kind into my campaign that also functioned as the old school girdle of femininity/masculenity. The gnome who put it on has gotten a real kick out of it. Since his character became a woman, he has rolled nothing but 18+ on his initiative checks, which he attributes to his newly aquired "women's intuition."
Yue Ryong 09-19-05, 02:07 PM	I made a +8 charisma pendant that turned the wearer into a ludicrously attractive member of the opposite sex. The thief who was wearing it ended up being hated by his sister because he/she always got all the attention.
Yue Ryong 09-19-05, 02:10 PM	User Error. Multiple repition unallowed.
Schmendrick 09-19-05, 02:51 PM	Tasha's Hideous Laughter (at "inappropriate" moments).
Pippa 09-19-05, 03:19 PM	I was the star at the party in our last game: Prestidigitation for serpentines and the like, Dancing lights above the crowd's heads, (Eagle's Splendour to pull off a decent untrained Perform: Dance check), Light cast on my clothes, followed by Gaseous Form on myself, thus becomming a glowing mist swirling between dancing feet, or floating in the air changing into funny shapes, Dispel Magic when the other spellcaster tries to take my righteous place in the limelight; finished by coloring the partying people's hair all flashy with some more prestidigitation. It was a night to remember.
Big_Fau 09-20-05, 02:00 AM	Cast four wishes to have three wishes and increase your coin collection with twelve shiny new pieces:P Cast time stop out side the girls locker room and....take a look inside ;)
Carrion 09-20-05, 02:08 AM	There is always the classic of casting mount 5 feet above someones head.
smrtgmp 09-20-05, 04:22 AM	Which doesnt work. Conjuration Each conjuration spell belongs to one of five subschools. Conjurations bring manifestations of objects, creatures, or some form of energy to you (the summoning subschool), actually transport creatures from another plane of existence to your plane (calling), heal (healing), transport creatures or objects over great distances (teleportation), or create objects or effects on the spot (creation). Creatures you conjure usually, but not always, obey your commands. A creature or object brought into being or transported to your location by a conjuration spell cannot appear inside another creature or object, nor can it appear floating in an empty space. It must arrive in an open location on a surface capable of supporting it. A much better use for mount is to sell the horse and then skip town before the spell expires. Or better yet, sell it while disguised via magical or mundane means, and then skip town. Its like the new fool's gold. Which reminds me, what the hell happened to fool's gold?