Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Dungeons & Donuts 12-12-05, 05:28 PM	1. Use wall of fire to melt butter 2. Use wall of fire to create clay pots 3. Use fireball to burn a great amount of paper 4. Use acid arrow to help scientists create a vaccine against viruses and diseases caused by exposure to poisoned acid.
Seeker95 12-12-05, 07:48 PM	Can't say I know what "poisoned acid" is, but... Animate dead and Control undead to clean up after a flood / disaster. Animate everyone killed in the disaster. Get them to clean the streets, buildings, etc. Have them walk to the graveyard Have them dig their own graves. Lie down. Disband.
axenome 12-12-05, 11:00 PM	6) Meteor Swarm to demolish a condemned building. 7) Disintegrate to carve aqueducts 8) Shocking Grasp to save heart attack victims... From the heart attack. 9) Lightning Bolt to charge up your Nickel Cadmium batteries. 10) Cloud Kill to rid the house/inn/castle of pests, once a month!
Seeker95 12-13-05, 08:10 AM	11) Summon swarm to clear the table of unwanted leftovers. 12) Acid spray to clean the public baths (assuming proper drainage). 13) Touch of idiocy to foil detect thoughts. 14) Ray of enfeeblement to train a horse.
Purkake 12-13-05, 08:51 AM	15) Ray of Frost to chill your drink on those hot days. 16) Acid Splash to kill one of them annoying flys (hey it is not as violent as putting someones eye out with that) 17) Sleep to get your crying infant to sleep 18) Color Spray to amuse children and other people at partys 19) Web to calm down the demonstrants 20) Glitterdust for christmas decoration(for those quick "mother-in-law is coming" moments) 21) Blindness/Deafness to avoid various nasty planar effects(quasielemental plane of radiance, Pandemonium) 22) Ghoul Touch to play dead, you'll smell so bad that no one will want to take a closer look. 23) Sleet Storm for makeshift snow and ice. 24) Fireball to quickly take down some forest without burning all of it. 25) Finger of Death to kill those annoying flys once and for all
Seeker95 12-13-05, 10:32 AM	26. Web for Halloween decorations. 27. Ghost sounds for the same.
Elthbert 12-13-05, 10:35 AM	28. cone of cold on a pool of water to make Ice--- cut ice store in Ice house. repeat daily. Retire to nice calm ice house running buisness, woe unto the man who tries to mess with the ice dealer.
the Horc 12-13-05, 11:26 AM	29: Wail of the Banshee: Pest Control 30: Cone of Cold: Ice Skating in Summer.
Seeker95 12-13-05, 11:36 AM	31. Heat metal: Clothing flat iron 32. Heat metal: Hot tub 33. Heat metal: Carriage / Transport warmer 34. Heat metal: Curling iron 35. Heat metal: Flameless Tea pot 36. Heat metal: Sauna 37. Chill metal: Refrigerator (with appropriate duration change)
Dungeons & Donuts 12-16-05, 08:04 AM	38. Cone of cold to create a christmas party decoration 39. Scrying to tell what Santa's gonna give you 40. Meteor swarm to create natural springs 41. Fireball to turn said springs into a natural hot tub 42. Delayed Blast Fireball to heat the hot tub even more, but AFTER you get inside
Kiklio 12-16-05, 01:48 PM	So many uses for Grease...but it's non-violent in the first place. 43. Blade Barrier for weed-whacking 44. Flamestrike...for weed whacking 45. Shatter for clearing the table 46. Telekinesis to uproot trees 47. Obedient Avalanche for instant skiing 48. Vitrify to create beautiful glass windows 49. Haste to win a race
Thurbane 12-16-05, 09:07 PM	50. Sleet Storm to put out a house or stable fire 51. Disintegrate as a waste disposal/garbage management system 52. Cloudkill - pest control (cast in a closed house, into an open sewer etc.) 53. Waves of Fatigue to take the fight out of a mob of rioting villagers 54. Mages Sword for tree felling or clearing scrub
Rhomphaia 12-16-05, 10:45 PM	Can't say I know what "poisoned acid" is, but... Animate dead and Control undead to clean up after a flood / disaster. Animate everyone killed in the disaster. Get them to clean the streets, buildings, etc. Have them walk to the graveyard Have them dig their own graves. Lie down. Disband. That is just wrong on so many levels... And for everyone using these high level spells as flyswatters, why not Magic Missile? No need to make a touch attack and you can kill more than one fly a day.
malignor 12-17-05, 02:41 AM	55: Contagion to justify taking a sick day from work 56: Slow to show someone a re-enactment in slow motion (possible with groups!) 57: Crushing Despair to boost your chances in any argument, debate or disagreement 58: Fear to avoid that nasty confrontation at the bar. 59: Mind Fog to make it a little easier to take advantage of your girlfriend while visiting her parents. 60: Blight to help pull weeds in spring. 61: Waves of fatigue to convince the kids at a daycare that it really is naptime 62: Flesh to Stone to stop someone from bleeding to death (kind like a magic version of "the Walt Disney treatment") 63: Wail of the Banshee to get rid of witnesses... oh wait, that's violent, isn't it? ... okay ignore 63 :D
James Wildspell 12-17-05, 03:32 AM	Can't say I know what "poisoned acid" is, but... Animate dead and Control undead to clean up after a flood / disaster. Animate everyone killed in the disaster. Get them to clean the streets, buildings, etc. Have them walk to the graveyard Have them dig their own graves. Lie down. Disband. Yes this is very, very wrong. :nonono: But it is also very funny... :w00t: :cool:
Seeker95 12-17-05, 06:20 PM	Two in a row have said "This is wrong". While I can understand biewing it as morally bankrupt, or even unconscionable, I wouldn't call it "wrong". It is perfectly doable within the rules. :P
Purkake 12-17-05, 06:38 PM	I think it is a very good and innovative idea. Get those lazy bones to work, being dead is no excuse to skip work :D
Darkuwa 12-17-05, 07:41 PM	That is just wrong on so many levels... And for everyone using these high level spells as flyswatters, why not Magic Missile? No need to make a touch attack and you can kill more than one fly a day. too bad a fly is smaller than a coin and therefore cant be targeted by MM.
Dungeons & Donuts 12-21-05, 05:28 PM	:bump: 64. Cone of Cold to bring Snow Days and end school 65. Fireball to burn crops of pot and marijuana 66. Meteor Swarm to crush people playing on Snow Day (see above) OMG! #66 is violent! :eek: :nonono: :tantrum: :yuck: :noway: :crazy:!!! :help: ME!
larry_the_titan 12-21-05, 06:04 PM	I think it is a very good and innovative idea. Get those lazy bones to work, being dead is no excuse to skip work :D Shouldnt they atleast get a day off, or do you bring them back to train their replacements. 67. Protechnics makes a fireball a great firework. 68. Deep slumber, cure sleeplessness. 69. Ice Storm, produce enough ice to keep everyones drinks cold. 70. Touch of Idiocy, now this one good for your girlfriend.
Herald@Large 12-21-05, 06:10 PM	71. Otto's Irresistable Dance to win the talent show. 72. Tasha's Hideous Laughter to spark your new career as a stand-up comedian. 73. Programmed Image to convince burglars that you own a large dog. 74. Call Lightning to get rid of door-to-door salesmen :D
Seeker95 12-21-05, 06:32 PM	being dead is no excuse to skip workThere is, of course, a severe retirement benefit penalty imposed on those workers who do not have the common courtesy and decency to fall down if they die on the job. Those who remain standing at their post can really mess up production quotas.
Dungeons & Donuts 12-26-05, 10:00 PM	74. Call Lightning to get rid of door-to-door salesmen :D :shifty: that's violent, dude...
CryoSilver 12-26-05, 10:05 PM	75: Casting Silence on the phone during dinner.
Ouranos Harpy 12-26-05, 10:46 PM	or you know... just unplug the phone jack. :shifty:
Nartu 12-26-05, 10:54 PM	76. Spectral Hand for hearding sheep. 77. Hold Person for practising putting on make-up on un-willing friends/siblings/pets. 78. Evard's Black Tentacles - tentacle hentai anyone? 79. Acid Fog for killing lots of flys. 80. Meteor storm making room for that swimming pool in the backyard.
CryoSilver 12-26-05, 10:57 PM	81: Apocalypse from the Sky to make room for an entire amusement park and town to house your employees.
Always-Late 12-27-05, 01:52 AM	Cone of Cold, Ice Storm, or a cold-subbed anything for fire control. Freezing Sphere to make an ice-skating rink.
Shatteredtower 12-27-05, 02:26 AM	84. Reverse gravity to retrieve items that have fallen down a well. I was going to suggest it as a lifeguard's best friend when rescuing people drowning in heavy armor, but I've still got to figure out what effect that's going to have on water in the area, especially with other water rushing in to fill the vaccuum left behind as it's drawn up by the reversed gravity. Then again, that suggests #85: 85. Reverse gravity for a temporary fountain display.
Schmendrick 12-27-05, 02:33 AM	Waves of Exhaustion to get the kids to sleep...
Shatteredtower 12-27-05, 02:37 AM	Please, out of consideration for other posters, number your examples. 87. Sepia snake sigil to preserve poisoned, diseased, or dying allies until proper aid can be found for them.
SirGog 12-27-05, 03:05 AM	88. Summon Monster spells - summon salt mephits to clear ice from roads
NightScreamer20 12-27-05, 03:49 AM	89. Silence for the Mother-In-Law 90. Deafness for yourself after the Mother-In-Law who figured out she was Silenced comes to complain. 91. Touch of Idiocy so you can finally succeed on that life-long dream of entering the special Olympics (sorry just saw The Ringer)
Flushpuppie 12-27-05, 10:15 AM	:bump: 65. Fireball to burn crops of pot and marijuana :nonono: very wrong 92. warp wood to create a giant bong! 93. then use burning hands to light it
Type2Demon 12-27-05, 11:06 AM	Summon Swarm to get rid of left over bones and food from the feast. Flesh to Stone to keep meat fresh all winter (make sure you can reverse it) Grease to make for a kinky night in the Harem :pile: