Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Azezel 01-21-06, 01:28 PM	1: IOU for 100 gold Pieces. 2: Half a ladder (left half). 3: Windows (95). 4: Rammable Port.
Edymnion 01-21-06, 02:34 PM	Gawd, here we go with yet ANOTHER 10x1 thread... 5. A used tindertwig 6. A can of spraypaint thats missing the nozzle 7. Micheal Jackson's nose 8. A C-cell battery (pretty useless in a D&D game)
epifreak 01-21-06, 02:53 PM	2 lbs of soap a single caltrop 2 handfulls of sawdust An high-school honors diploma
Johnny Cache 01-21-06, 03:22 PM	13. A Rubber Dagger 14. 50mm of rope 15. A fake rock (styrofoam) 16. The numbers from the previous post. :P
Milo HoBo 01-21-06, 03:29 PM	17) A whetstone 18) A used candle 19) Finger nail clippers (unless you really want to annoy people)
Edymnion 01-21-06, 03:46 PM	19) Finger nail clippers (unless you really want to annoy people)Or plan on hijacking an airship ;)
Pandaemoni 01-21-06, 03:47 PM	-50 feet of rope, in individual one-inch lengths -a scroll of Open/Close -10 Gym membership cards, all expired -half a beer, warm, flat and domestic -a ring of protection +0
Esgay 01-21-06, 04:13 PM	24. a patch of material
epifreak 01-21-06, 06:21 PM	25. 52-inch chrome spinners 26. purple lipstick 27. 1 dead halibut 28. an eyepatch 29. my computer's $4 speakers :weep: 30. 1 sock with a hole in the toe 31. a pant
spectralphoenix 01-21-06, 06:51 PM	32. A St. Cuthbert action figure 33. A 10" pole 34. Vecna's other hand 35. A Robe of Useless Items
Orange_Death 01-21-06, 06:57 PM	36. That thing from the back of the fridge. 37. An empty canteen. 38. A dull, chipped piece of rock. 39. Fingernail clippings. 40. My 2 cents. :weep:
LurkeroftheUnderworld 01-21-06, 07:18 PM	41. 2d12 42. preserved kobold brain 43. 1 cp 44. the list of 1001 threads
Oof GruumshNoLike 01-21-06, 07:48 PM	#42: A lawful-evil PC's "code of honor/conduct"
Edymnion 01-21-06, 09:39 PM	44. the list of 1001 threads45. A printout of the contents of all the 1001 threads. Well, not entirely useless I suppose. It would have to weigh tons, so you could always drop it on a badguy, or set it on fire to keep warm.
Codeon 01-21-06, 09:46 PM	I'm trying to right a story about a half human half demon; in Memnon, Ordulin or Athkatla, Baldur's Gate, or Neverwinter. its just a short story. i could use some imformation on all these places, and some suggestions about other places... Plz reply
spectralphoenix 01-21-06, 09:53 PM	46. A doll in the likeness of the Robe's owner 47. 2,000 National Geographic back issues 48. An autographed picture of Elminster
autumnleaf 01-21-06, 10:09 PM	49) A AD&D book and no one to play with 50) A broken arrow 51) a spell that will turn beer into water
Shotgun_badger 01-21-06, 11:03 PM	Meepo, yea I said it A monkey (dead and thus no fun and thus thus useless)
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 01-21-06, 11:19 PM	53. A fully-functional death ray, with an effective range of 50 kilometers. Nuclear fusion power source not included. 54. Other selected items from the actual list.
Bluehero 01-22-06, 01:12 AM	55. Quaals feather token (feather) 56. 10 inch pole 57. guantlets of halfling power
MysticTraveler 01-22-06, 03:00 AM	58. a scroll of Bill Gates' Spell of Protection. 59. a scroll of Bill Gates' Spell of Stability. 60. Windows (any!). 61. Ladder, paper mache. 62. Goggles of Day. 63. a Lantern of Extinguish Flames. 64. War Toads, pair (treat as toads). 65. Portable Latrine Hole. 66. Unguent of Timeness. 67. a Headband of G.W. Bush's Intellect. :P
Bluebrush 01-22-06, 04:24 AM	68: Mordenkainen's Chocolate Teapot 69: A d1. 70: Old asparagus. 71: The Spice Girls Fanclub membership card. (It's actually made of card, so you can't pick locks with it. 72: Vorpal gummy sword. 73: A mechanical rust monster. 74: An unbreakable sword. (Broken) 75: The gumball of Xoriat.
Leress 01-22-06, 04:54 AM	76: Spool of Radiance :D :D
Alisair Longreach II 01-22-06, 05:31 AM	77. An American Express credit card. It is useless in all fantasy worlds although the Ferryman of Styx has been known to accept it.
Bluebrush 01-22-06, 09:54 AM	78: The thread which was holding the whole robe together.
Andorxor 01-22-06, 10:39 AM	79: This post I'm trying to right a story about a half human half demon; in Memnon, Ordulin or Athkatla, Baldur's Gate, or Neverwinter. its just a short story. i could use some imformation on all these places, and some suggestions about other places... Plz reply
WizO_Cat 01-22-06, 11:50 AM	Moved to the Spells and Magic Items board.
Draconae 01-22-06, 04:31 PM	80. George Bush 81. Ink-repelling parchment 82. Balsa-wood quarterstaff 83. The lump of plastic formerly known as Michael Jackson
Secrets Untold 01-22-06, 04:44 PM	84: World of Warcraft 85: Potions of head-explosion 86: A bottle of ciggarette smoke 87: JO MAMMA!!!
Incognito2me 01-22-06, 05:13 PM	88. An intelligent patch of cloth with a high ego, existing for the sole purpose to say annoying things at you all the time. 89. A picture of you, dead. (for the shock value) 90. 'Chicks in chainmail' magazine 91. Modified scroll of Inflict Critical wounds (range: personal)
Always-Late 01-22-06, 05:53 PM	92. A lit torch. 93. A whole bunch of sand. 94. A sapling. 95. A tiny heavy ballista. 96. Assorted snacks.
Omnialiaz 01-22-06, 06:11 PM	97. A soggy match 98. A swash with no one to buckle it 99. Junk that would've otherwise been swept under a carpet. 100. Fifty of the newest issues of Time Magazine. 101. Your grandma's underwear. 102. A can of maces 103. the left toenail of a gerbil. 104. Pi
WhiteRaven810 01-22-06, 10:22 PM	105. Head of Vecna. 106. THe left portion of my bed. 107. Bill Jefferson Clinton. 108. My manhood (see number 106).
Herald@Large 01-24-06, 04:55 PM	109. An Intellivision cartridge. 110. An 8-track tape player. 111. A Laserdisk player. 112. A Betamax player. 113. A "Clapper" (You know, "clap on ... clap off") :P 115. An ordinary deck of cards with the five of spades missing. 116. A broken shoelace. 117. A counterfeit copper piece. 118. A coupon entitling you to free pizza for life -- that expired yesterday :weep: 119. A used teabag. 120. A travel guide entitled The Underdark on 5 GP a Day. 121. One of those doohickeys that tie your hair back in a ponytail -- broken.
mvincent 01-24-06, 06:28 PM	122. A single A-cell battery 123. A Flumph 124. A link to the basement of Warehouse 23 (http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/box/)