1001 Suggestions for "Suggestions" [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Ebonarc

06-11-07, 10:58 PM
I was looking over the description of the suggestion spell recently, and I thought about all the havoc one could potentially wreak with the spell. Then I had another thought. Unless you have exactly the right phrase for the situation, the spell is virtually useless.

The purpose of this thread is to create a collection of suggestion phrases to be used for specific situations. Give the situation, and then the suggestion to get out of it.

1. Situation: The guards at the city gate believe your party is the one that the evil baron they serve is looking for.
The suggestion: "We aren't the adventurers you're looking for. We can move along."
(A :cookie: to whoever identifies the inspiration for that)


2. Situation: Your party is faced with a dragon, hunting for a gem stolen for its hoard, and the evil rogue that told him your party stole it.
The suggestion: (to the dragon): "That guy (the rogue) is a dangerous thief we are after! HE probably stole the gem and is playing us against each other!"
nytemare3701

06-11-07, 11:08 PM
1 was from star wars
"these are not the droids you're looking for"


my addition:
Q: Your a gorgon.
A: "LOOK!"
Ebonarc

06-11-07, 11:14 PM
You got the cookie :cookie:. I knew that was too easy.

Could you clarify that post? I don't understand that situation, and from what I do understand, I don't understand the effect.

4. Situation: You have been polymorphed into an aquatic elf, or you are one, and you have just been ambushed by a gang of sahuagin.

The suggestion: "I am not an aquatic elf, you idiots! I'm a mutant sahuagin!"
Rechan

06-11-07, 11:18 PM
Yeah, good luck getting Suggestion on a dragon.
Cariyaga

06-12-07, 04:29 AM
Nat one on save...
Seeker95

06-12-07, 09:01 AM
Suggestion thread 1 (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=832821)
Suggestion thread 2 (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=803407)
Suggestion thread 3 (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=781640)
Suggestion thread 4 (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=745796)
Ebonarc

06-12-07, 10:07 AM
5. From one of the threads Seeker95 posted links to:
Situation: You have just been ambushed by two or more savage humanoids or other medium-size creatures.

The suggestion: "That guy (one of the enemies, preferably one different than the others) is a disguised doppleganger, and he wants to kill you!"

6. Situation: You have just come upon the evil baron's tax collectors, and their wagon is loaded with money.

The suggestion: "We are the king's agents. The baron's lands and property are being confiscated, and we are here to impound that wagon!"