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Yodaman23 01-15-07, 10:40 PM	The wizard Heward has two notable items, Hewards Handy Haversack, a book bag made of three bags of holding for cheaper then an actual bag of holding, and Hewards fortifying bedroll which gives spell casters a full 8 hours sleep in 1 hour. My entire party owns one of each and we now call the wizard Heward the convienant. Does anybody else known any Heward's items? or Lets make a list of Heward's convient items. 1. Heward's Lethal Pillow Cost: 100gp Effect: This white and fluffy pillow with runes on the trimming allows users to sleep 5 hours instead of 8 in order to regain spells or hitpoints. At a command word however the pillow becomes rock hard and can be used as a weapon dealing 1d6 blugeoning dmg with no proficiency in pillows nesscery. Great for the lazy late night watchmen.
rice830 01-15-07, 11:35 PM	Where do you get Heards Handy Bedroll?!? That sounds amazing! Heward's Belt of Discipline: Cost: 1000gp This belt is not only made of fashionable leather, but because flaming at will to deal with children. Better yet, the flame is non-lethal! (You ask me how, I don't know... It's all Heward's idea.) Heward's Conveniant Can: Cost: 500gp This small can because a toilet at will, and after usage because a small can again. The can is now empty and usable again.
Penchant_Conjurer 01-16-07, 12:06 AM	Heward's soap on a rope 8 cp This handy device keeps the soap where it should be and doubles for many convenient items. When purchased new it has 10 charges. -Applied to parts of the body, gives a +1 circumstance bonus to Escape artist checks. (1 charge used) -When grasped by the rope becomes a light sap dealing 1D2 points of nonlethal damage. (Item is expended) -When used with Craft Trap skill replicates a Grease trap with a Reflex save DC of 10 (Item is expended) -When wielded by a Halfling it becomes a sling that deals 1D2 points of nonlethal damage. (Item is expended) -Acts as a message spell when given as a gift (only one message availiable, no charge is expended) -Grants a +1 circumstance bonus to a rogue making a sleight of hand check when making a copy of a key or similar item. (1 charge used) Heward has ingrained a great variety of uses and powers in this seemingly innocuous item which has not fully been examined. It could be considered an artifact or a relic since it is able to mask its magic aura from even the most powerful attemps to detect it.
Yodaman23 01-16-07, 02:54 PM	That soap is surprisingly convientient.
Thiez 01-16-07, 02:58 PM	I like the soap. Who can make up Hewards Rat Flail? :P
Ozzymandias 01-16-07, 03:11 PM	Heward's Handy Rat Flail This item appears, at first glance, to be a wand made of some exotic wood. Hanging from the end is collection of three chains holding small, brown-colored balls. Upon closer inspection, however, it is revealed this this expensive looking flail is nothing more than a stick with a couple of rats attached to the end of it. The rats themselves are curled up into the fetal position, with their tails nailed into the stick. The flail/wand exudes a stench that would make an otyugh wince. The weapon is a +1 rat bane flail. It can only deal non-lethal damage. The 'bane' element applies to dire rats, rats, rat swarms, cranium rats, wererats and any other creature that exhibits strictly rat-like qualities. 1/day the wielder can summon forth a swath of rats - 1d4+1 rat swarms appear and follows the wielder's commands for 1 minute. Moderate WTF???; CL whatever; Craft Magic Arms and Armor, summon swarm, caster must have been traumatized by a rat as a child; Price: who would buy this thing?; Weight 5lbs
RobbyPants 01-16-07, 03:26 PM	Heward's Handy 11 Foot Pole This item functions exactly like the 10 foot pole found in the PHB, except that it has a reach of 11 feet. Faint Transmutation; CL 5; Craft Wondrous Items, Warp Wood; Price: 10gp; Weight 5lbs
Ariath Ska'Vhor 01-16-07, 04:10 PM	Hewards Handy Coke Machine This small metal cube can be invoked at will to produce a large machine that accepts coinage for refreshing bubbly drinks. At the cost of 1gp, 2cp and 5cp it will produce a bottle that may sustain a person all day. (can't do caster level or anything, late for class)
Penchant_Conjurer 01-16-07, 07:54 PM	Heward's Handy Rat Flail This item appears, at first glance, to be a wand made of some exotic wood. Hanging from the end is collection of three chains holding small, brown-colored balls. Upon closer inspection, however, it is revealed this this expensive looking flail is nothing more than a stick with a couple of rats attached to the end of it. The rats themselves are curled up into the fetal position, with their tails nailed into the stick. The flail/wand exudes a stench that would make an otyugh wince. The weapon is a +1 rat bane flail. It can only deal non-lethal damage. The 'bane' element applies to dire rats, rats, rat swarms, cranium rats, wererats and any other creature that exhibits strictly rat-like qualities. 1/day the wielder can summon forth a swath of rats - 1d4+1 rat swarms appear and follows the wielder's commands for 1 minute. Moderate WTF???; CL whatever; Craft Magic Arms and Armor, summon swarm, caster must have been traumatized by a rat as a child; Price: who would buy this thing?; Weight 5lbs Actually this powerful item should be condidered holy since it was obviously designed to combat lawyers... and by extension rules lawyers.
RavenDrake 01-16-07, 08:31 PM	Hewards Belt of Utility This heavy yellow leather belt, filled with small pouches, has an ammount of non-demensional storage space equivilent to a Type I bag of holding, but can hold only relatively small objects. It can, however, also hold any light thrown weapon or any type of ammunition. Because of the enchantment of belt, retriving a specific object from the belt is a move action, though amunition can be retrived as a free action. Neither of these actions provokes attacks of opportunity. Additionally, the belt can create one each of the following thems each day: a Smokestick, an acid flask, a flask of alchemist's fire, a tanglefoot bag, and a thunderstone. Each of these items lasts for no more than 1 minute once drawn before fadeing away. Moderate Conjuration: 12th, Prequisites: Craft Wonderous Item, Improved Copyright Violation, Secret Chest, Fabrication, Price: 4,000gp, Cost: 2,000gp and 160xp
Ozzymandias 01-17-07, 12:38 AM	Actually this powerful item should be condidered holy since it was obviously designed to combat lawyers... and by extension rules lawyers. Is this the start of a new religion? 'Cause I'm in!
Yodaman23 01-17-07, 04:18 PM	Are you sure that lawyers have a soul?
Penchant_Conjurer 01-17-07, 11:06 PM	Of course not. They cannot be raised or resurrected. But they may reform after 99 years in one of the hells.
M.E. Charm 01-18-07, 04:03 AM	Heward's Handy Lawyercase This small 20"x15" leather box always has the appropiate bureaucratic forms and documents. When openening, the user must think of the specific document that is needed, which will then appear inside. This means the document can only be in a language the user can speak. Opening the box is a move-action which provokes an attack of oppertunity and requires a DC15 concentration check, or the box will remain empty. A DC35 Sense Motive check or Detect Magic will reveal the scam. Only ten documents can appear at once; once an eleventh document is removed from the box the first one will disappear. Faint Divination and Transmutation; CL 6th; Craft Wondrous Item, Detect Thoughts, Secret Page; Price: 300gp/hour
Yokomohoyo 01-18-07, 04:56 AM	Heward's Handy Door Knob This small item too all effect looks like a door knob. But when placed on a flat object it creates a doorway mesuring six feet in hight by 3 feet wide. It will pass 6 feet wood or 3 feet of stone or 1 foot of steel.
spectralphoenix 01-18-07, 04:56 AM	Heward's Ring of Minor Magics The wearer of this ring is constantly under the effects of the Prestigitation spell, allowing him to perform minor magical effects at will. In addition, he may use Mage Hand at will and Light, Ghost Sound, and Unseen Servant once/day each. CL: 1st Market Price: 3,000 gp
Penchant_Conjurer 01-18-07, 12:16 PM	Heward's Handy Door Knob This small item too all effect looks like a door knob. But when placed on a flat object it creates a doorway mesuring six feet in hight by 3 feet wide. It will pass 6 feet wood or 3 feet of stone or 1 foot of steel. This is excellent. Allow me to embellish. Price 16,200gp works on wood, plaster or stone up to 9 feet in thickness. Creates a similare knob on the other side of the object to be passed through and when either knob is pulled from the "door", the other disappears as does the effect. The doors remain in place for up to 9 hours after which the orginal knob drops to the ground and the effect ends. Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, Passwall, Caster level 9th.