101 other things tenser's could have been [Archive] - Wizards Community

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nephsytis

01-15-07, 07:48 AM		just something stupid that popped into my brain i'd thought i would share.
im sorry, this is so stupid.

101 other shapes tenser's floating disc could have been if not a disc shape.

1. Tenser's Floating triangle
2. Tenser's Floating square
3. Tenser's Floating rectangle
4. Tenser's Floating rhombus
5. Tenser's Floating parrellogram
6. Tenser's Floating dodecahedron
7. Tenser's Floating vaguely humanoid shape
8. Tenser's Floating rounded at one end kind of square thing
9. Tenser's Floating S shaped thing
10. Tenser's Floating love heart

im sorry, this is so stupid.
Shiikeras

01-15-07, 08:01 AM		Yes, it is.

11. Tenser's Floating Tesseract
12. Tenser's Floating Couch
13. Tenser's Floating Pants
RequiemOfReason

01-15-07, 10:46 AM		14. Tenser's floating coffee cup
15. Tenser's floating bag of potatoes
16. Tenser's floating triskadecagon
Nikeratos

01-15-07, 11:00 AM		17. Tenser's floating soap bubble.
18. Tenser's floating saliva bubble.
19. Tenser's floating ugly-looking swamp acid bubble.
20. Tenser's floating polen.
21. Tenser's floating confetti.
22. Tenser's floating beholder!!!!
23. Tenser's floating d20.
Nifft

01-15-07, 12:05 PM		24. Tenser's Floating Palm (an open hand)
25. Tenser's Floating Bucket
26. Tenser's Floating Leaf
27. Tenser's Floating Chest
28. Tenser's Floating Wheelbarrow
29. Tenser's Floating Kylix
30. Tenser's Floating Mortgage

Cheers, -- N
mkill

01-15-07, 01:06 PM		Why limit it to Tenser's?

31. Bigby's Middle Finger
32. Mordenkainen's Magnificient Man's Tool
33. Tenser's Transvestation
34. Leomund's Tiny Hooker
35. Melf's Acid Shot
36. Tasha's Hilarious Slaughter
37. Evard's Black Tеsticlеs
38. Rary's Telepathic Bondage
39. Leomund's Secret Catalogue
40. Mordenkainen's Butter Knife
The Livewire

01-15-07, 01:16 PM		I miss Khelben's Warding Whip myself...

41 Bigby's Inapropriate Hand
42 Tenser's Floating Piggy Bank
43 Otto's Irresitable Pole Dance
44 Tasha's Hideous Gas
45 Nystal's Little Brother's Battlemech
46 Ottoluke's Dispelling Scream
47 Tenser's Deadly Cooking
48 Tenser's Exposition
RavenDrake

01-15-07, 06:09 PM		49. Tenser's Floating Point Processer
50. Tensers Floating Craps Game
51. Tenser's Floating Fluer de Lis
52. Tenser's "Let's just drag it behind us" tarp.
53. Tenser's MISB G1 Transformer(God I'm such a freaking nerd)
54. Tenser's baddly looped muzak "Eye of the Tiger"