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Slightly_Unscrewed 07-04-06, 08:51 PM

I know, yet another 101 thread, but I was looking at the rod of wonder effects, and they're just not random enough! So let the strangeness flow! 1: User farts. All with in 5ft must make a DC 5 fortitude save or be nausiated for 1 round. 2: Target grows a bright green beard. 3: HIPPO STAMPEADE! A line of hippos bursts from the end of the rod, and tramples all in the way for 8d6 damage, reflex half. 4: Momentarily opens a portal to the quasi-elemental plain of alcohol in the targets body, making the target drunk. -2 to attack rolls, AC, all skill checks, all ability checks, and all saves for 1 hour.