Post/Author/DateTime	Post
MagicUser18 10-24-04, 04:46 PM	undefinedundefinedundefined Can we think of things the rod of Wonders might do?
kSquared 10-24-04, 05:16 PM	- All unattended metal objects in a 60' radius turn into spoons. Attended or magical objects receive a Will saving throw DC 15 to avoid the effect. - Everyone within 20 feet of the rod is warded by 1d4 levels of spell turning. - 50% chance for the rod's wielder to be affected as per baleful polymorph (Fortitude DC 16 negates). - The rod self-detonates, destroying it and causing 1 point of force damage per charge remaining to all within a 10-foot radius of the wielder (Reflex DC 15 negates).
green_yawgmoth 10-24-04, 06:33 PM	- The rod self-detonates, destroying it and causing 1 point of force damage per charge remaining to all within a 10-foot radius of the wielder (Reflex DC 15 negates).This is a really crappy power for it to have, since rods don't have charges. ;) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
kSquared 10-24-04, 06:55 PM	D'oh. I was getting mixed up with the wand of wonder from BG. Now that was a crappy item.
Yak of Darkness 10-25-04, 02:49 AM	- Every iron/steel item in a 10ft radius turns into mithral. - Every iron/steel/mithral item in a 10ft radius turns into meat. - For the next minute, the rod sings (as loud as a normal human screaming) heroic ballads about its wielder. These songs are, without fail, complete fabrications, and have a 10% chance to be unintentionally of an embarassing nature. - Music begins to play, and every nearby living creture with an Int of 3 or higher begins to dance together for five rounds, as per Otto's Irresistible Dance. - The target's clothing and armor disappear from his or her body. The items are unharmed, and lay neatly folded at the target's feet. - For the next hour, every humanoid the target views looks like a beautiful nymph. This power has little effect on heterosexual women or gay men, outside the confusion of hearing a woodland beauty speak in the same voice as Crag McHurtyou, the party's half-orc barbarian. - Nobody in a mile radius is wearing pants. Nobody. - The target is physically unharmed, but for the next month, when conversing with all gnomes that he or she is at least indifferent with, will agree that any plan they come up with (outside of the obviously suicidal) is an exceedingly good idea. - A pile of one-hundred-twelve-thousand three-hundred ninety-two cherries land on the target's head from above, doing bludgeoning damage and burying him or her underneath. The cherries are nutritious if eaten, but have pits. - Plane Shifts the target to the Elemental Plane of Pie. - A swarm of diminutive tyrannosauruses appear, attacking the target for six rounds. - The target (50%) or wielder (50%) have exceedingly nice-smelling breath for the next week. - Every other word the target says for the next hour is, "Monkey!" - Until 24 hours have passed, the wielder gets an aura of Theme Music Appropriate to His or Her Current Situation. - The rod turns purple and briefly takes on the appearance of a panda holding a banjo. Next round it's back to normal. This does not affect the rod's abilities in any way. - Somewhere in the world, a cow explodes. --- Add stats and save DCs as appropriate. :D
RaspK FOG 10-25-04, 09:14 AM	The user's hair (any and all of it) fall off his body. The target's hair (any and all of it) fall off his body. The user's hair (any and all of it) retain their current length for ever after.The target's hair (any and all of it) retain their current length for ever after. The user's eyes change colour as per disguise self for ever after. The target's eyes change colour as per disguise self for ever after. The user's sex changes. The target's sex changes. The user is affected as if by Shapechange into a pink cuddly dragon; this form, unlike what Shapechange normally does, has the exact same statistics as the user (apart from size: use blue dragon HD as your benchmark for "age" and size categories), but it also has the supernatural special attack of a conical breath weapon with the appropriate length for its age category; the breath weapon is a shower of bubbles that provides concealment to anything seen through it. Ditto, except the target is thus affected.
MagicUser18 10-26-04, 12:30 AM	:bump:
CaoSlayer 10-26-04, 05:59 AM	the target weapon it is changed (as under effects of a "polimorph anything" spell) into a rubber chicken, the rubber chicken have the stats of a sap and will keep all enchantments that the original weapon had including those that doesnt make sense (keen vorpal rubber chicken +4)