Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Riznar 06-01-04, 01:28 PM	1. Blanky of Comfort This blanket is made of cotton and is of excellent quality, though it was obviously made by someone's grandmother. When wrapped about a person, this blanket provides an Endure Elements effect. In addition, if a character sleeps with the blanket, they gain a +1 morale bonus on saves the next day. Price: 9000 gp
The_Ditto 06-01-04, 03:00 PM	Instant Outhouse: This wooden cube is small, but when activated by speaking a command word it grows to form an outhouse 3 feet square and 10 feet high. The small wooden door has rusty hinges which squeak quite loudly when opened, and which slam the door shut if not closed manually. The door also has a quaint 1/2 moon carved in the door for ventilation. Inside, the furnishings are sparse and cramped, consisting of a wooden bench with a crude hole carved out of it leading to a refuse pit. A roll of toilet paper hangs loosely to one side, and a few mosquitoes and bottle flies occupy the residence. The mild stench of refuse fills the air around the building. The outhouse springs up in just 1 round, with the door facing the device’s owner. People and creatures nearby (except the owner) must be careful not to be caught by the outhouse's sudden growth. Anyone so caught takes 1d10 points of damage (Reflex DC 9 half ) and are nauseated for 2 rounds. The outhouse is deactivated by speaking a command word (different from the one used to activate it). It cannot be deactivated unless it is empty - of any living creature other than the resident mosquitoes and flies. Moderate conjuration; CL 3rd; Craft Unsanitary Item, hermit’s unoccupied outhouse; Price 975 gp + 3 sp + 1 cp + roll of unused toilet paper. ----------------------------------- Advertisement to follow .... ----------------------------------- This is a handy item for any would-be inept dragon slayer ... Dragon: "Pitiful Human, now I'm going to eat you!" Pitiful adventurer: "Oh please, Mr. Dragon, you wouldn't want to eat me!" Dragon: "And why not?" Pitiful Adventurer: "Because I haven't gone to the bathroom today!" Dragon: :uh-huh: After delaying the inevitable, and gaining access to this useful item, our would-be inept dragon slayer can safely evacuate the area, thanks to the handy back door installed for just such emergencies!! Dragon: :whatsthis "Just what could be taking that pitiful Adventurer so long??" :confused: ... meanwhile ... on his way back to town .... Pitiful Adventure: {Note to self - purchase another outhouse before accepting the quest to locate that missing demi-god} :king: