101 Uses for Warlock Invocations! [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Ascian

02-05-05, 04:10 PM
You've seen them, you've thought about it! Now step on up and share your ideas! Useful uses, funny uses, just generally unexpected uses, all welcome! Feel free to include any new invocations that may have been house-ruled in your campaign. We may not get to 101, but it'll be fun trying. I'll kick it off.

1) Play with The Dead Walk at dinner time! Animate your fried chicken as a skeleton for a quick and grisly deboning! If your teammates get upset over this gruesome display, animate their fried chicken as zombies and order them to attack! :evillaugh :uh-huh: :uh-huh: :uh-huh: ... :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:

2) Use Flee The Scene to keep people guessing as to where you are. Specifically, keep Dimension Dooring back and forth between two points, so that you appear to always be in those places. Have conversations with yourself. Get angry at teammates for interrupting. :rant: :shifty: :rant:

3) Use Warlock's Call to annoy teammates. Turn on Fiendish Resilience, and you won't even notice that 1d10 retributive damage. :devil: 'Can you hear me now?' 'Kent, this is Jesus!' 'This is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! ...' :twitch:
Adrez Nesnsid

11-08-06, 09:21 AM
BUMP! :bump:
Sildatorak

11-08-06, 09:25 AM
4) Baleful utterance targetting your victim's pants. You know they aren't magical, and the results are hilarious.
Richmud

11-08-06, 09:49 AM
5) Use weighty utterance to drop birds on people as they fly overhead
Osedox

11-08-06, 02:27 PM
Animate your fried chicken as a skeleton for a quick and grisly deboning!LOL
MagicJuggler

11-08-06, 03:13 PM
If you have a Bard in the party, have him cast Sculpt Sound on you. Cast Entropic Warding and Retributive Invisibility on yourself as well. You now cannot be seen (unless your target has True Seeing in which case it's time to start Devouring Magic. Sooner or later, he'll run out of castings, unless he's another Warlock), heard, or smelled, and you leave no tracks. Proceed to laugh maniacally as you now start sniping enemies with Eldritch spears.