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Darkness is good

06-07-05, 08:49 PM
I need to know exactly what the spell Crystal shard does, and I have no money at the moment so i can't order the book it is described in (not to mention I don't know which book it's in)
so if the good people of this board would tell me, i will give you 10, count 'em 10 response free insults.
How can you turn down this deal? :D
InkBlot

06-07-05, 09:24 PM
Crystal Shard is a Psionic Power. Its in the SRD (http://www.systemreferencedocuments.org/35/sovelior_sage/home.html) .

Crystal Shard
Metacreativity (Creation)
Level: Psion/wilder 1
Display: Auditory and material
Manifesting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Effect: Ray
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Power Resistance: No
Power Points: 1

Upon manifesting this power, you propel a razor-sharp crystal shard at your target. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack with the ray to deal damage to a target. The ray deals 1d6 points of piercing damage.

Augment: For every additional power point you spend, this power’s damage increases by 1d6 points.
NeueRegel

06-07-05, 09:43 PM
Inkblot, why'd you tell him it was OGL?? Now he'll try to weasel out of the deal...

:teach:
Jaid

06-07-05, 11:18 PM
he didn't ask for help buying it, he asked for help in knowing what it is.

Clearly Inkblot is owed 10 response free insults ;)

brain stopped working temporarily. accursed hades-spawned typos!
InkBlot

06-08-05, 12:25 AM
Thats right! I get ten response free insults so prepare to be insulted!

1) You are a big doody head!
2) Every third night you turn into a mare and are serviced by the giant who lives in the hills!
3) Your father smelt of elderberries!
4) And your mother was a hamster!
5) You bunless condiment eater!
6) You smell like a monkey!
7) And you look like one two!
8) You have cooties! Eww!
9) You are so stoopid that you dont know how to spell stoopid, stoopid!
10) And once more (because ye olde Norse had great insults), every third night you turn into a mare and are serviced by the giant who lives in the hills!


P.S.: The 3.5 Psionics rules are covered in the forth core rulebook; the Expanded Psionic Handbook.
djinni

06-08-05, 12:31 AM
doody?
InkBlot

06-08-05, 01:22 AM
doody?

Another word for feces.
Darkness is good

06-08-05, 12:07 PM
Thanks inkblot! you rule, since you did so well, you can isult me anytime you want!( so long as they are funny like the last ones)