Almost 100% core Bunny of Doom? [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Albert Dante

02-22-04, 07:54 PM
What happens if someone casts baleful polymorph on an assassin, and has him turned into a bunny?

Or if a reincarnates fall on 100 (DM's choice when the DM just loves bunnies...)

Methinks no one would see him coming, with his huge (well, proportionate to his size) teeth of death...

Woudn't that give a creature of dread, comparable to the vorpal rabbit of Monty Python?
(editted from "creature of dead". Stupid typos)

I mean, with weapon finesse, and a few good feats, a good jump skill to reach those otherwise hard to reach vitals and death attack. What's there to stop the bunnies?

I predict that soon, min/maxers will consider the bunny assassin the most undetectable hand of doom in D&D, right after the birds...
Alfred Hitchcock was right ya know... about the birds...
Edymnion

02-22-04, 08:11 PM
No one ever suspects the butterfly...
Beamup

02-22-04, 08:14 PM
Well, so long as the bunny he was polymorphed into had

LONG SHARP POINTY TEETH!

it could work.
Slivvy Gaidin

02-22-04, 09:04 PM
Maybe he found a nice druid and got him to cast Greater Magic Fang on his teeth (or has keened dentures).
kasanthegr8

02-22-04, 11:29 PM
just imagine if the bunny later becames a epic monk and takes vorpal strike :smirk: . *starts making a new pc *:b: