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Nezzadar

07-25-05, 01:00 PM
There is a reason for the avatar I chose. A am a 5200 year old demilich and with this age comes great wisdom. If you have any question about D&D I will answer to my best ability. Do not clutter this thread with junk or i will slaughter you and your fellow clutterers and raisee their bodies to protect my lair. So come mortals. I've been waiting for you.
Arklich

07-25-05, 01:35 PM
If you can buy a package with 7 things in it for 6 Copper Pieces, how much does each thing cost?
Pippa

07-25-05, 01:35 PM
O wise demilich: why here?
Surely you will gain much attention in General D&D. This is merely a place were only and all the book-sniffling wizards roam.
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 02:19 PM
If you can buy a package with 7 things in it for 6 Copper Pieces, how much does each thing cost?

DO NOT CLUTTER ME WITH MATH MORTAL
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 02:26 PM
O wise demilich: why here?
Surely you will gain much attention in General D&D. This is merely a place were only and all the book-sniffling wizards roam.

Only those who seek my knowledge deserve to have it. By the way I was a wizard for the first 100 years of life.
Pippa

07-25-05, 02:26 PM
I do not like the way you shout. In fact, you displease me. Come, that I cast Behave on you.

Oh, and fear Pippa the Pink-eyed; please do.
Pippa

07-25-05, 02:27 PM
Oh, and it's knowlEDge.
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 02:27 PM
Pippa you need an avatar.
Pippa

07-25-05, 02:29 PM
The same one you have, but in pink, please.
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 02:31 PM
The same one you have, but in pink, please.

DO NOT TRY ME MORTAL
Pippa

07-25-05, 02:33 PM
*Behave*
Arklich

07-25-05, 02:42 PM
What is a "math mortal"?
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 02:44 PM
Time To Die

CAST: Protection from Evil
CAST: Gate
CAST: Horrid Wilting
CAST: Flesh to Stone
CAST: Isaac's Greater Missile Storm
Pippa

07-25-05, 02:56 PM
Very well, I've got to go have my hair cut myself. Anyway, clean up the mess when you're done, will you?
Arklich

07-25-05, 02:57 PM
I fart in your general direction!
Now go, before i taunt you a second time...
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YUGI-OH YOGGOTH, SPAWN OF CTHULHU, COMMANDS YOU TO SPILL THE BLOOD OF A DOZEN MEN!!!
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I like marshmallows!
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 03:05 PM
Why must you mortals taunt the demilich?
Arklich

07-25-05, 03:41 PM
I despise all kinds of liches!
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 03:50 PM
YOU HAVE LICH IN YOUR NAME!
Arklich

07-25-05, 03:54 PM
:embarrass
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 04:51 PM
:confused:
Serielle

07-25-05, 05:25 PM
Oh great Lich, dispense your nollij upon me. Does your nose ever itch, but lacking hands, ever unable to scratch it?
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 05:44 PM
A Lich Sometimes has hands, and as a lich i have no flesh so there is no itch.
Plus i can magicly pick up an object and use it to scratch the solid bone.
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 05:44 PM
Also GET AN AVATAR
Ricohard_Draconis

07-25-05, 06:20 PM
Nezzadar firstly loose the attitude its not big and its not funny.

secondly many people use the economy skin for the site which doesn't include all the graphics like the avatars. And others simply can't pick one or don't want one

thirdly as one of the earlier posters said this should be in d&d general not the spells board.
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 06:25 PM
If you ever come back il will cast a magic missle on you
jameswilliamogle

07-25-05, 07:09 PM
Nezzadar, what does your phylactory look like and where is it?
Ricohard_Draconis

07-25-05, 07:19 PM
firstly the attitude makes you look like a 5 year old rather than a 5000 year old.

secondly heres a question: What is the easiest and most effective way to destroy the philactory of a demilich?
Osedox

07-25-05, 07:41 PM
hey all knowing lich whatever if you are so knowledgable then why are you starting a thread on this same board asking a dumb munchkin like question like what is the most powerful spell?
you need to ask yourself why you are on these boards to start off with?
Nezzadar

07-25-05, 08:15 PM
1- I Hate You All
2- The Most Powerful Spell Was Supposed To Be The Way For Me To Find The Spelling Of A Friend's Screenname (he Was Going To Say Summon Squirel)
3-liches Arn't Supposed To Be Nice
4-this Was Supposed To Be A Joke Blog
5-now Its Over