Christmas-themed spells and magic items [Archive] - Wizards Community

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ShadowShinobi

12-03-03, 05:42 PM
:angel: Post a Christmas-themed spell or item that you created.
Here's mine.


Hat of Animation

This potent artifact can be placed on any snow or ice statue to animate it. Use the stats for a stone golem, with a cold-based breath weapon. It was once used to create a vile and corrupt being known as Frosty the Terrible.

Strong transmutation
kreynolds

12-03-03, 05:49 PM
Cone of Cold
Evocation [Cold]
Level: Sor/Wiz 5, Water 6
Components: V, S, M/DF
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: 60 ft.
Area: Cone-shaped burst
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Reflex half
Spell Resistance: Yes

Cone of cold creates an area of extreme cold, originating at your hand and extending outward in a cone. It drains heat, dealing 1d6 points of cold damage per caster level (maximum 15d6).
&nbsp&nbsp&nbspSanta casts this spell when you tick him off.
&nbsp&nbsp&nbspArcane Material Component: A very small crystal or glass cone.

Polar Ray
Evocation [Cold]
Level: Sor/Wiz 8
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Effect: Ray
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes

A blue-white ray of freezing air and ice springs from your hand. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack with the ray to deal damage to a target. The ray deals 1d6 points of cold damage per caster level (maximum 25d6).
&nbsp&nbsp&nbspSanta casts this spell when you _really_ tick him off.
&nbsp&nbsp&nbspFocus: A small, white ceramic cone or prism.

OK. So they're not very original, but hey, I changed 'em up at least a little bit.
Kenkai

12-03-03, 05:53 PM
so what would the stats of an animated Menorah be?
kreynolds

12-03-03, 05:57 PM
I imagine that would be like crossing the little candle-guy from Beauty and the Beast with an Ettin. :D
R.M.G.C.L.F.

12-03-03, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Kenkai
so what would the stats of an animated Menorah be?
Probably tiny sized animated object with a point of fire subdual damage in addition to the slam damage.

Party Cracker
Conjuration(creation)
Level:Wiz/Sorc 0, Brd0
Components: S,M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range:See text
Effect: A small prize within a wooden tube
Duration: Permanent until discharged

This spell instantly creates a thin tube of wood with a desirable item within. The prize is activated by breaking the tube with a strength check (dc:5). The caster can choose to either create a specific item or determine it randomly by rolling a d%.
Random Prize
1-7 1d12x10+5 copper peices
8-14 2d10 silver pieces
15-21 3d8 coin-sized candies worth 1sp each
22-28 A puff of powder exploding from the tube that turns everything within range blue unless they succeed at a reflex save. This power can be removed by washing with a gallon of water and 1/4 lb. of soap, or by a prestadigitation-clean effect.
29-40 A brightly colored butterfly that flutters about in the surrounding 5 feet for 1d12+2 rounds before flying away
41-45 A celestial bat that vanishes within 1 round
46-55 A bar of chocolate worth 4sp
55-64 A cloud of bubbles that gives all creatures within 5ft 1/2 concealment for 1 round.
65-70 A flash of light dazzling (-1 on attack rolls) all within 10ft for 1d4 rounds unless they make a fortitude save.
71-77 A cloud of confeti that gives all within 10ft 1/4 concealment for 1 round.
78-82 A burst of light and a light popping noise that deafens those within 5ft for 1 round unless they make a fortitude save.
83-88 A glowing ball of quasi-corporeal light that illuminates the same area as a candle and can orbit a person like a dull grey ion stone. This light lasts for 1 week. It cannot be destroyed by normal damage but any energy damage or magical damage destroys it instantly. It can also be destroyed with a strength check dc12, but doing so dazzles the destroyer for 1d6+1 rounds unless he/she/it makes a fortitude save.
89-95 A shimmering 5ft by 5ft rainbow glow appears, lasting for 1d12+3 rounds. Those within the area of the glow suffer a -3 penalty to spot and search check, but also have 1/4 concealement.
96-00 A dove appears flutters the opener in a circle for 1 round before flying away and dissapearing within 1d8+1 rounds
Material Component: A gold peice.
R.M.G.C.L.F.

12-05-03, 02:07 PM
Nivlac's Sinister Snowball
Conjuration (Creation) [Cold, Water, Air]
Level: Wiz/Sorc0, Brd0, Drd0
Components: S
Casting Time: Standard action
Range: 25ft+5ft per level
Duration: Instantaneous
Target: 1 creature or object
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes

You create an orange-sized snowball with a swirl of powder snow and winds which flies towards its target, dealing 1d4 cold subdual damage with a successful ranged attack.
Somatic Component: Bending your hand down with a scooping motion, clenching it into a fist, and then making a throwing gesture.


Nivlac's Speedy Snowball
Conjuration (Creation) [Cold, Water, Air]
Level: Wiz/Sorc0, Rgr1
Components: V,S
Casting Time: Quickened action
Range: 25ft+5ft per level
Duration: Instantaneous
Target: 1 creature
Saving throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes

You create a small irregular snowball which flies towards its target, dealing 1 cold subdual damage and forcing a concentration check at a -2 morale penalty. The irregular shape put the snowball at a -1 circumstantial penalty to hit.
Somatic component: a grabbing motion followed by a throw
Verbal Component: Heads up!
The_Ditto

12-05-03, 02:48 PM
From 2nd ed:
Snilloc's Snowball
and
Snilloc's Snowball Swarm!!!

:angel:
(I'm too lazy to create my own .. so I'll just pull existing ones that work ..)

Level 0
Dancing Lights - every party needs a light show!!
Ghost Sound - (Santa coming down the chimney!!)
Light - For the top of the Christmas tree
Lullaby - for putting the kiddies to sleep at night
Mage Hand - because we all know how bloody hard it is to reach the top of the tree!!!
Mending - something always gets broken over the holidays
Open/Close - fast way to get to the presents!! :angel:
Purify Food and Drink - good idea to use before digging into that fruit cake.
Summon Instrument - ... uh ... I don't think I need to explain this one, do I?

Level 1
Alarm - So you don't sleep in!
Comprehend Languages - Ever try to read what someone wrote on that card??
Disguise Self - Dress up as Santa ...
Erase - Re-use those christmas cards ..
Identify - To figure out what the heck somebody gave you!!
Unseen Servant - Handy for cleaning up afterwards ..

Level 2
Alter Self - better Santa Disguise!
Clam Emotions - there's always one in every family that gets a little too excited ..
Delay Poison - for use with Fruitcakes ..

Level 3
Haste - Open presents / Eat Turkey ... FASTER!!!
Keen Edge - Makes slicing that turkey a lot easier!!
Prayer - if you ever get stuck saying grace ... :angel:
Protection from Energy - Are In-Laws an Energy type??
Shrink Item - anything becomes a stocking stuffer .. :angel:

Level 4
Modify Memory - Someone just got a present that you wanted? No problem ...
Neutralize Poison - more Fruitcake, anyone?
Repel Vermin - "... not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse .." .. 'nuff said.
Speak with Plants - Find out who last visited the Mistletoe!! :angel:

Level 5
Fabricate - No more last-minute shopping ...

Level 6
Blade Barrier - ok, it's not pretty, but I haven't seen a faster way to open presents!!
Heroes Feast - Saves on the preparation ..

Level 7
Repulsion - keeps the In-Laws at bay ... (And the Salvation Army helpers ... :rolleyes: ) (I'm not going to get flamed for that one, am I?? :angel: )

Level 8
<couldn't find any>

Level 9
Miracle - Because we all know that not gaining weight over the holidays requires divine intervention!!



I have nothing against the Salvation Army, In-laws or Fruit cakes .. (the edible kind) ... these comments are meant - in the spirit of the season - to be humourous, only .. :angel:
I hope no-one takes offense to these jests ...
Happy Holidays!!