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Callista

09-03-07, 05:13 PM
I think I'm going to be scared of my cat now. He has a +2 for higher ground, too....
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i309/Callista450/Tiny/fluffy006.jpg
Einvaldurinn_mikli

09-03-07, 05:26 PM
Commoner 1 are we?
tryco

09-03-07, 05:29 PM
i don't want to ruin the joke, but ...

i think the cat is yawning.

but nice cat anyway. and good luck with the sociology course (if i'm reading the book right upside down :P).
Callista

09-03-07, 05:49 PM
(Heh. Yes, that's my cat, Tiny, and yes, he's yawning; it just looks fierce. I wanted to get a few pics of him sleeping on my D&D books, and woke him up accidentally.)

This is the way he looks when he's not stalking Steve...

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i309/Callista450/Tiny/fluffy001.jpg

I've heard the sociology class is easy but boring... your good wishes will be needed to stay awake!
Xiuhcoatl

09-03-07, 10:21 PM
I'll see your cat's high ground...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/obrysii/100_0787.jpg

...and raise you psionic powers.
Salla

09-03-07, 10:46 PM
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa279/LolaBonne/killcommoner.jpg
UnrelentingHoror

09-04-07, 12:08 AM
OMG that cat is soo cute, it looks just like one I used to have:P
Also about sociology, unless you have a really.... really bad teacher its not boreing, its actually one of my fav subjects.:D

Also, not to be nitpicky here but wouldn't the wide variety of skills and knowledges necissary to be a college student make you an expert rather than a commoner?
Makeing you just a little bit more able to take on fluffy.;)
tryco

09-04-07, 02:24 PM
so ... when we're young we become mid-level experts (depending on the highed(sp?) of the college), and when we're adults we drop to first level commoner.:confused:
i think my sanity dropped.


great, a thread called "...Fluffy?", and we're talking about college.:D
InkBlot

09-04-07, 03:39 PM
Honestly, how did this thread last so long without this?
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x149/Gnomick/FKNPA4GN3SPGTVXQTWUU7WRWP7T5T6BF.jpg
tryco

09-04-07, 05:02 PM
now we have sleepy, sweety, fluffy ...

who's next.:P
Talisman

09-04-07, 08:36 PM
http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/1961/angrykittyfx4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hellsbells

09-04-07, 08:56 PM
i reserve this spot. I will return when i find that link
Xiuhcoatl

09-04-07, 09:04 PM
Another of my clearly Awakened (and psionic) kitty...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/obrysii/DONOTWANT.jpg
Callista

09-04-07, 10:04 PM
Haha! That's priceless! Must've caught him on a bad fur day!

Yeah, college students probably do qualify as Experts. Considering that 33% of Americans go to college for at least 3 years, that would seem to be about right, to have about 2/3 commoners, about 1/3 experts, and a small percentage of aristocrats and PC classes... You start out as Expert 1 upon graduation from high school, and let's say one level of Expert for every 3 years of education above high school? And then, if you stay and work in that field, I guess you'd gain more Expert levels, depending on how many challenges you overcame...

Anyway, that would make me Expert 2 or 3, which sounds about right. Guess I have a pretty good shot against Fluffy after all! :) And having a CON of around 14 probably helps, too--I haven't had a cold in about four or five years, two of which were spent living in a college dorm!

Yeah, Fluffy's doomed, pretty much. I can probably Grapple him, pin him, and clip his claws!

That is, if he doesn't have psionics...

...which he probably does...

*hides*
Xiuhcoatl

09-04-07, 10:13 PM
Haha! That's priceless! Must've caught him on a bad fur day!

She wasn't happy with me. For some reason, 21-year old cats don't like flash photography. :P

Also, all cats have Psionic Charm. It's simply part of their existence.

I don't know what the errata does not reflect this.
Talisman

09-04-07, 11:36 PM
I don't know what the errata does not reflect this.

My theory is that the game designers, all being cat owners, were not allowed by their masters to reveal any of the secret powers of the feline race.
UnrelentingHoror

09-05-07, 03:29 AM
Haha! That's priceless! Must've caught him on a bad fur day!

Yeah, college students probably do qualify as Experts. Considering that 33% of Americans go to college for at least 3 years, that would seem to be about right, to have about 2/3 commoners, about 1/3 experts, and a small percentage of aristocrats and PC classes... You start out as Expert 1 upon graduation from high school, and let's say one level of Expert for every 3 years of education above high school? And then, if you stay and work in that field, I guess you'd gain more Expert levels, depending on how many challenges you overcame...

Anyway, that would make me Expert 2 or 3, which sounds about right. Guess I have a pretty good shot against Fluffy after all! :) And having a CON of around 14 probably helps, too--I haven't had a cold in about four or five years, two of which were spent living in a college dorm!

Yeah, Fluffy's doomed, pretty much. I can probably Grapple him, pin him, and clip his claws!

That is, if he doesn't have psionics...

...which he probably does...

*hides*

Yeah just be careful, you might be hurting abit afterwords if things go bad lol.
See my sisters a Vetrinarian and I was visiting her onetime when they were declawing her friend's cat jasmine (Aka advanced fiendish hell cat of doom) yeah there were some bloody arms there, BTW Disembodied cat claws look remarkably like cocktail shrimp. (the claw parts the tail, the pinkish bone digit is the body)

Sounds like you might actually have an adventure or two in ya Callista. Well when your faceing the zombie hordes remember shootem in the head! :D
Yeah I bet even the idiot jocks are experts, all those ranks in run, jump, bluff(for coning women, the jerks), and having a few left over for knowledge so they can squeek by in some of their classes.:P

Yeah commoners are the people we talk about when we refer to the unwashed masses.... also rednecks and hillbillys. My family has rednecks in it, I can say stuff like that.
bhu

09-05-07, 03:56 AM
If I can find a decent place to post pics that I can link too ill have to send stuff.

Of course I have a lot of lolcat links to if ya want em...
Callista

09-05-07, 10:24 PM
Fluffy in Action:

The Mean Kitty Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo)

(Not my cat, but sure reminds me of him.)
NobodyRemembersThis

09-05-07, 11:36 PM
If I can find a decent place to post pics that I can link too ill have to send stuff.

Of course I have a lot of lolcat links to if ya want em...If the are pg pr pg13, use >PHOTOBUCKET< (http://photobucket.com/). :)
HarlequinHelsing

09-06-07, 12:05 AM
Well, this thread's made of win. I hear there's a pic of a kitty tangled up in a ball of yarn that says 'I Love This Thread Sooo Much!' but I have no idea where to find it.

**EDIT: There you be.
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg

Ah, hell, why not.
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270909738_db91ccd992.jpg
UnrelentingHoror

09-06-07, 04:11 AM
Fluffy in Action:

The Mean Kitty Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo)

(Not my cat, but sure reminds me of him.)

That was awesome enough to make me overlook my general disdain of fauxhawks. Besides the dudes Fauxhawk wasn't THAT obnoxious....
UnrelentingHoror

09-06-07, 04:27 AM
This is what I came up with for fluffy, unfortunately i couldn't think of anything more clever lol.
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/Creepshow_02/Gargoylecat2.jpg
ChocolateJesus

09-06-07, 03:26 PM
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w) is just too awesome not to share.
Callista

09-06-07, 03:32 PM
Serves that guy right! The cat didn't want to be petted or held... and he just kept right on doing it! Some people can't speak Feline to save their lives (or their progeny, apparently)!
tryco

09-06-07, 04:28 PM
man, i've seen that movie so many times, but it's still funny.
you can just feel that man's pain.
turalisj

09-06-07, 06:10 PM
She wasn't happy with me. For some reason, 21-year old cats don't like flash photography. :P

Also, all cats have Psionic Charm. It's simply part of their existence.

I don't know what the errata does not reflect this.

And poms don't?

I'll return when I can get a picure of my vampire Pomeranian up :P
ArgulFraster

09-09-07, 12:59 AM
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht-kEzq88w) is just too awesome not to share.

Lolz @ that. But I gotta say the Mean Kitty Song still wins.
bhu

09-09-07, 04:22 AM
Hey if were sharing youtube kitty videos i got 90 or so...(still looking thru pics too)
dragonseth

09-09-07, 01:21 PM
Man. Caturday gives me loads of pics to post. I might just link to my photobucket album later. For the moment, I provide three funny cat pictures:

My favorite picture for avatars. (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m253/dragonseth/Diabeetus.jpg)
Loads of pictures of cats all together. (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m253/dragonseth/cats.jpg)
Animated gif with loads of cat pictures, all with accompanying text. (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m253/dragonseth/blinds.gif)
By the way, that last one has some pictures that are humorous, but have adult themes. Don't click if you don't want to see them.

Got plenty more, but these are the best I could find quickly in my massive collection.
bhu

09-10-07, 12:43 AM
A few youtube kitties. Hopefully you havent seen them all:

Very Funny Cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYypEW94GyU

Funny Cats 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkT7A3jegBc&mode=related&search=

Funny Cats 6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=javzVjiENAo&mode=related&search=

Super Funny Cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOceQdCAHNc&mode=related&search=

Deliver Cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jxjjt9Y5Vw

Cat Climbing into house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRk_C9c8xYc&mode=related&search=

Scuba Diving Cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjM-ZmlmxQY

Kitten and His Box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdQj2ohqCBk

The Killer Tortoise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0gfCyeiyM

Cat Herders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SmgLtg1Izw
ArgulFraster

09-10-07, 09:20 PM
Them right thar...them was funny.
General_Ridley

09-12-07, 12:38 AM
I don't believe either of these have been shown:

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e191/General_Ridley/motivations/1170052654314.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e191/General_Ridley/motivations/uhm-i-distract-the-orc-with-my-3-ch.jpg
Silver_Bulette

09-12-07, 08:23 PM
Yeah, college students probably do qualify as Experts. Considering that 33% of Americans go to college for at least 3 years, that would seem to be about right, to have about 2/3 commoners, about 1/3 experts, and a small percentage of aristocrats and PC classes... You start out as Expert 1 upon graduation from high school, and let's say one level of Expert for every 3 years of education above high school? And then, if you stay and work in that field, I guess you'd gain more Expert levels, depending on how many challenges you overcame...


Um... I thought reality used d20 Modern rules. Most people are Ordinaries though, in which case a Charismatic/Smart/Dedicated Hero would totally get wasted. I mean c'mon, you have an Urban Arcana icon!
bhu

09-14-07, 03:04 AM
More Fluffies

A tribute to the many moods of kitty cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzmkqthIPc

The many moods of kitty cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snV2_JF4Oes&mode=related&search=

Kitty Kitty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDXsgvifSpo&mode=related&search=

Many Moods of Kitty Cats 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF_0G3ig4II&mode=related&search=

Toyfight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E8DqbvMzf0

??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUpM2FWBG4
Soups

09-14-07, 02:11 PM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/SoupsMan/128292638767933750ihaetusohard.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/SoupsMan/whmgato.gif
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/SoupsMan/in_ur_reality.png
ArgulFraster

09-15-07, 02:06 AM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/SoupsMan/in_ur_reality.png

That right there is a lol.
Xiuhcoatl

09-15-07, 08:09 AM
xkcd (http://www.xkcd.com/) is the source.
Simrobert2001

09-15-07, 09:25 AM
hehehe. This thread is great. I only wish that I could make pictures like those.
bhu

09-16-07, 04:17 AM
All you need is Irfanview or a similar free program. Its not hard to do once you see how.
Xiuhcoatl

09-16-07, 07:43 AM
Paint is fully capable of rendering the required things to make such pictures.
ArgulFraster

09-25-07, 11:33 PM
Bump in hopes of funny.
bhu

09-26-07, 03:22 AM
Bump in hopes of funny.

3 Cats, a Ninja, and a Cleric of Pelor walk into a bar...
ArgulFraster

09-26-07, 01:00 PM
3 Cats, a Ninja, and a Cleric of Pelor walk into a bar...

Then the cats pwn the ninja. Because they're awesome like that.
Xiuhcoatl

09-26-07, 04:06 PM
I'm told that the first Ninja were taught by cats.
turalisj

09-26-07, 05:58 PM
Then the cats pwn the ninja. Because they're awesome like that.

Then the cleric of Pelor (who is really a cleric of Olidarrama) raises the ninja and buffs him, who then pwns the cats. Because ninja are awesome like that.
ArgulFraster

09-26-07, 06:03 PM
Then Erentei invokes the Monster of Legend template on the cats, followed by the Erentei-Touched template, and the Cats of Legend sort of pwn the Cleric of Pelor's face, the Ninja's face, and the Tarrasque's face. Cuz they're still awesome.