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Shifting Master 02-03-04, 08:49 PM	#1 -Take a mind flayer wizard of level 20 -Start with an Intelligence of 26. Increase this to 31 through leveling up. -Take the feat Maximize Spell. -Make sure that the mind flayer has prepared a maximized fox's cunning, a polymorph other spell, a wish spell, and owns a headband of intellect (+6), tome of clear thought (+5), a scarlet/blue sphere ioun stone (+2 Int) and an orange prism ioun stone (+1 caster level). The mind flayer casts fox's cunning on himself after reading the tome of clear thought, increasing his Intelligence to 42. Using the headband of intellect, this is a 47 (+18). Along with a caster level of 21, the DC of the spell polymorph is 49 (+21 caster level +18 Int), impossible for the tarrasque to avoid. Cast polymorph other (Will save DC 49) on the tarrasque (you will easily defeat the SR 32), turning the tarrasque into a human. Then suck the brains out of the human-tarrasque to stop the squirming. Stab the body with your dagger as much as you want. Wish the tarrasque permanently dead and you are done.
Veton 02-03-04, 09:04 PM	Originally posted by Shifting Master <SNIP> The mind flayer casts fox's cunning on himself after reading the tome of clear thought, increasing his Intelligence to 42. Using the headband of intellect, this is a 47 (+18). Fox's cunning doesn't stack with a headband of intellect Along with a caster level of 21, the DC of the spell polymorph is 49 (+21 caster level +18 Int), impossible for the tarrasque to avoid. I think you're calculating DCs wrong. It's 10 + spell level + ability modifier. So the DC would be 32 (if I got the spell of polymorph right) Cast polymorph other (Will save DC 49) on the tarrasque (you will easily defeat the SR 32), turning the tarrasque into a human. Then suck the brains out of the human-tarrasque to stop the squirming. Stab the body with your dagger as much as you want. Wish the tarrasque permanently dead and you are done. [/B] This could work, if you're willing to prepare a whole ton of polymorphs. You could also use the metamagic feat Heighten Spell.
isaac_the_mauler 02-03-04, 10:23 PM	intelligence drain. need i say more? in case i do int drain combined with lotsa damage +wish=dead tarrasque+lotsa exp+notority to the third
Glide 02-03-04, 11:13 PM	2. Throw a rock at it...a rock the size of a planet. 3. Have it fall in a lake....that thing does not swim.
ikkonoishi 02-03-04, 11:50 PM	Originally posted by Glide 2. Throw a rock at it...a rock the size of a planet. So.... hulking hurler (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142565)
unusualsuspect 02-04-04, 12:16 AM	im curious how a creature with +17 to swim checks just "doesn't swim".
Nived 02-04-04, 02:36 AM	4. "Mecha-Tarrasque" 5. Get the Tarrasque to attack Tokyo and let Godzilla take it. But seiously. wait I got nothing serious.
Rickenbacker 02-05-04, 08:22 PM	Lol! I was *just* gonna post a Tarrasque thread here tonight! Questions: Can a Solar take out the Tarrasque with an arrow of slaying made specially for it? I don't have the 3.5 MM, but according to the book, a solar can produce *any* arrow of slaying. Or how about a maxed out epic level wizard simply casting two wish spells- one for wishing it to -30 Hp & the other to keep it dead. Would those work?
Kalam Olonrae 02-05-04, 10:58 PM	Or how about a maxed out epic level wizard simply casting two wish spells- one for wishing it to -30 Hp & the other to keep it dead. In 3.5 I believe you only have to get it down to -10 hp, instead of -30. The wish might work if the DM is a fool, but it shouldn't work normally.
Mergandisevender 02-05-04, 11:06 PM	IMC, either a Wish or a Deity is needed to take out the big Tarrasque. However, the party delt with one once. And.. erm.. it destroyed Union. .. overall a fun day in Sigil!
R.M.G.C.L.F. 02-05-04, 11:21 PM	Don't. Just set out several dozen barrels of ale filled with poisons capable of sending a creature into a natural and restful sleep, wait until the thing gets a 1 on its fortitude save, relocate any surrounding towns, teleport it to some deep cave and leave the poor thing alone! It's not as if its evil or anything, and it's the last of its kind, a severly endangered species, especially with the huge amounts of people forming entire topics on how best to kill it. Poor tarresque. :(
unusualsuspect 02-06-04, 02:14 AM	That has to be the best post on one of these Tarrasque threads i've ever seen. Someone needs to create a nice little plane for the Tarrasque to play in, with commoners growing on vines for the Tarrasque to munch on whenever she feels the need.
Solidcobra 02-06-04, 11:55 AM	the tarrasque won't be killed permanently... yay! you killed it.... now it's alive again..... (true ress+cleric of *insert random god of death here*=living tarrasque, if nothing else Obad-hais clerics will ress it...... since it's upholding neutrality and stuff)
Assassincow 02-06-04, 12:40 PM	COWARDS! ATTACK THE BEAST HEAD ON AND DIE IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!!!!:fight!:
Lago AM3P 02-06-04, 03:10 PM	Or you could just be smart and have a ranger (with magical beasts as his primary favored enemy) come after it after having his +1 magic beast bane bow pumped by greater magic weapon and acquiring flight somehow. The tarrasque won't be able to really do much but run. If you have another party member (say a rogue or a cleric) armed with a similar weapon and standing on opposites sides (not necessarily flanking, just so that one member will be able to get their full-attack on while the other swings around) the tarrasque is dead meat, even if it spends all of its time running away.
Everach 02-06-04, 08:12 PM	Why bother killing it? Buy a big gem, cast Trap the Soul on it, inscribe a trigger word and the word "Tarrasque" on it, tape the gem to nice fat cow, smear blood on the cow, cast hold monster on the cow and RUN! Soon as the Tarrasque accepts the gem (by eating the cow), you have a gem with a trapped Tarrasque inside. No spell resistance, no saving throw. Now give the gem to your favorite BBEG, and convienantly cast dispel magic. Muhahaha.
Ogre4Hire 02-06-04, 08:45 PM	Tether a goat out in the middle of an open field. When the big lizard rushes up to grab the goat, cast a gate spell directly in front of it. Put the other end of the gate in the Lower Plane of your choice. Having an angry, nearly unkillable giant reptial pop up in the middle of the battle might make things just a little more interesting for the Blood War.:hoppingma
green_yawgmoth 02-07-04, 02:07 AM	Originally posted by Nived 4. "Mecha-Tarrasque" Or mecha-streisand perhaps?
Everach 02-07-04, 11:08 AM	Originally posted by green_yawgmoth Or mecha-streisand perhaps? YES!:bow:
GOAM 02-07-04, 01:04 PM	Let a Golden Great Wrym handle it. Or anything that can fly and does high damage then wish it dead. Also were does the Tarrasque regenerate from? If is was incinerated because say some good Sorcerer sent it to the Nine Hells and it was put in a giant pit of hellfire, the thing would burn to ashes so then would one ash rengenerate or what??? :hoppingma I hate Fiends.
olshanski 02-07-04, 05:12 PM	1. Dig a very large hole. The hole must be at least 80 feet deep and 50 feet wide. 2. Fill the bottom 30 feet of the hole with dry timber, (pine, maple, etc)... You can just use downed trees, as long as they are no longer green. 3. Cast a fireball or two into the hole to burn up the trees. After a few days, you should have about 5 feet of ashes at the bottom of a huge hole. 4. Place several thousand peas around the edge of the hole, you can use winter peas, or sweet peas... just about any kind will work 5. Place several hundred casks of ale near the hole... take the lids off so that the Tarresque knows where the ale is. 6. Hide nearby using your elven cloak. You should also have silent spell "Expiditious Retreat" memorized. 7. The tarresque should eventually start drinking the ale. This is when you cast your Expiditious retreat. 8. When the tarresque stops to take a pea, run up and kick him in the ash hole.
Toptomcat 02-07-04, 05:27 PM	:uh-huh: ... :bored:
Everach 02-07-04, 05:51 PM	Originally posted by olshanski 8. When the tarresque stops to take a pea, run up and kick him in the ash hole. Funny, and yet somehow not appropriate. But funny.
gradea 02-07-04, 07:25 PM	7. Obridum (strong hold builders guide) augment object (stronghold builders guide), Acid, Wish spell/scroll/wand/1 use item Make a giant tub of acid, somehow get the tarrasque into it (illusions help), make the tub out of augmented obridium (hardness is 60 because of the augment object spell), put lid on it, laugh as the tarrasque takes 10d6 damage a turn, augment alchemy can come in handy here as well 8. Mirror of Opposition (or two, just in case), Wish 9. Will save based death spell, and all the usual save DC and SR beating boosting twinks, Wish 10. anything incorporeal, wish 11. (joke) if you go by CR, a titan can do it...right... 11. (real) IRL you need the Ultimate Games Designer's Companion, and the War book, first, change the terrain around you to give the tarrasque as big of a movement penelty as you can, transmute rock to mud and move earth work, get a cannon, enlarge the cannon to Colossial VI, make it a Quad weapon, assuming a Cannon is Large (long) , youve gone up 8 steps, and a heavy cannon already does 12d10 damage, it takes a full turn to aim and load one (probably a typo, its most likely supposed to be 4 full rounds, like the medium and light cannon), and i think the hammer and helm book of dwarves has even more enhancements for siege weapons (not sure, someone else told me about it), lets just say a 25 anything DR wont do much, for added fun, add the slow spell to the tarrasque and mass haste your crews. 12. a level 233 barbarian can negate all the damage it can do, even on a critical hit with the bite attack 13. Ability damage, especialy Intellegence renders it helpless
gradea 02-07-04, 07:36 PM	what my group has thought of A PLAYER: put in in chain binding...make it watch opera for the rest of its life.. A PLAYER: all you need is a good min/maxed wizard A PLAYER: with Binding A PLAYER: a group fo support wizards A PLAYER: and hes down.. A PLAYER: hes not dead, but he sure as hell ain't goin anywhere... A DIFFRENT PLAYER: feed it an never ending army of pigs and let it die of a heart attack? A DIFFRENT PLAYER: magicaly make a giant female preying mantis and polymorph the tarrasque to a male one and let nature take its course *Names changed to protect the innocent
Eco-Mono 02-07-04, 09:07 PM	One person in an earlier topic suggested giving a Barb20 a Ring of Acid Resistance and letting big T swallow him. Then just beating on the thing from the inside. Me? I think there's a perfectly nonviolent solution. (this is also ripped but I like it) 1) Be a Wizard who knows Rary's Telepathic Bond. 2) Get a Headband of Intellect +6 and a Ring of Sustenance. 3) Slip them onto the Tarrasque whilst it sleeps. 4) When the Tarrasque wakes up and finds itself non-hungry, cast Rary's Telepathic Bond and explain what happened.
GOAM 02-07-04, 09:28 PM	How would that kill it??????????:uh-huh:
pascalnz 02-07-04, 09:42 PM	having a plus 20 item in move silently and hide + max ranks in both /ranger shadow dancer etc hybrid. and maybe also improved invisibility... It can't spot you while you attack it.... killing it is mean though:mad: ;)
GOAM 02-07-04, 09:52 PM	I know a way a no skill beatnick can kill the Tarrasque for 2,500 GP. Buy the least expensive bag of holding and put it around any part of the Tarrasque until it bursts. Upon burst anything in or entering the bag is lost forever. Also where does the Tarrasque regenerate from?
Stoned Golem 02-07-04, 10:21 PM	Have a fighter with Karmic Strike, a Ring of Freedom of Movement, a Retributive Amulet, and a +5 Wrathful Healing Magical Beast Bane weapon go toe to toe with it. I like the Rary's idea best though. I've always thought the big T was just misunderstood personally.
player2 02-07-04, 10:58 PM	step 1 get a portable hole and a bag of holding step 2 get a pixie step 3 have the pixie go up to the tarrasque and place the portable hole in the bag of holding step 4 let the astral plane deal with it
GOAM 02-07-04, 11:05 PM	That wouldn't kill it. Though I think if you just put it somewhere with evil people you would be happy. Also the Tarrasque makes a really good mount.:smirk: :b: :b: :smirk:
Shadowdweller 02-07-04, 11:11 PM	Coax it into running off a cliff, falling to its death, and having it impaled on something really sharp. Then, get a guy on a dragon to fly over it and drop half a million flasks of alchemist's fire all over the corpse. Do the same with vials of acid, have the dragon breathe all over it, chop off its head, break it up into little pieces, and cast Ruin on the pieces to disintegrate them. Collect the dust in a really big sack and cast Nailed to the Sky on it. Viola.
GOAM 02-07-04, 11:15 PM	WOW thats the hard way of doing it..... and expensive. :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Arnin 02-07-04, 11:24 PM	You people are making it hard... Have a wizard with fly, wish, and circle of teleportation. Fly up a few hundred feet, so you know what it looks like, and then cast circle of teleportation(permanent would be good, just in case) to teleport it to 300 feet above the circle. Then, set some kind of bait, like a goat corpse, whatever. Tarresque runs, steps in circle, falls, gets damage, falls again, and again, and again, and again, and again, etc. When he reaches -10, wish him away. Easy, see?
Keebler 02-07-04, 11:38 PM	Here's a simple one (kind of): Make a modified Nailed to the Sky that has +(large amount) to the save and +(large amount) to the SR check. Cast said spell on Tarrasque. Wish it dead when it suffocates/reenters. Watch for falling Tarrasque parts for the rest of the campaign.
Ogre4Hire 02-07-04, 11:42 PM	Originally posted by GOAM Also where does the Tarrasque regenerate from? Isn't it obvious? Anywhere it wants to. :cool:
unusualsuspect 02-08-04, 06:11 PM	Y'know, i was recently looking over MotW, and it has some pretty damn broken spells in it. Take you're average druid. Give him the Extended and Persistant Metamagic feats. Have him cast a Persistant Miasma on the Tarrasque. If the Tarrasque chooses to just "cough and spit", cast a Persistant Creeping Cold. For the first, say, 10 rounds, there probably won't be any damage that the Tarrasque couldn't heal. I have no doubt, however, that the cumulative dice (each round, the 1d6 increased by 1 (there is no limit to the increase!), will eventually freeze the Tarrasque in his tracks. Imagine, after say 40 rounds, taking 40d6 damage per round, then 41d6 the next, then 42d6 the next... These will all be halved (low fortitude save for half damage), but that is still going to hurt. 24 hours, which is 14400 rounds, is going to kill that Tarrasque dead. All the Druid needs in access to a ring of invisibility and a ring of three wishes.
Factol Rhys 02-08-04, 06:48 PM	Lure the Tarrasque to a big lake that contains a planar vortex to the Elemental Plane of Water. I'm sure the big guy has some way to survive being submerged in an infinite ocean, but who cares? He's certainly not smart enough to find a way home.
Factol Rhys 02-08-04, 07:19 PM	Cast teleport object on a sphere of annihilation into the tarrasque's belly.
thalious 02-08-04, 07:41 PM	Coax the Tarrasque into a Gate leading to the Positive Material Plane and close the gate afterwards.
Slayer_5 02-09-04, 11:53 PM	about the tarrasques regeneration, i know its "anywhere it wants" but does that mean if you cut a tarrasque in half you get two? or even a toe-nail clipping? cuz if they make new ones of each other like that, then there should be more then one...
Luminosity 02-10-04, 07:02 AM	Take you're average druid. Give him the Extended and Persistant Metamagic feats. Have him cast a Persistant Miasma on the Tarrasque. If the Tarrasque chooses to just "cough and spit", cast a Persistant Creeping Cold. Or you could open up your MM and put a big X in black magic marker over Mr. T. By the way, unless those spells have fixed ranges, they can't be made persistent.
leopardmessiah 02-10-04, 01:41 PM	In terms of where you'd like to teleport it: Ravenloft, you know it makes sense. Or Sigil, the Lady'd maze it straight away. Do they still have Imprison in 3e? In anycase, why kill a Tarrasque when their so fun, drop it on Mechanus and watch the fun. lol
Evandar_TAybara 02-10-04, 03:06 PM	Epic level 3.0 druid/tamer of beasts should do the trick. In my experience the DM always finds a way to kill off your favourite animal companion. Let him figure it out. Evan.
xirr2000 02-10-04, 04:43 PM	Originally posted by unusualsuspect Y'know, i was recently looking over MotW, and it has some pretty damn broken spells in it. All the splatbooks have broken spells, feats and prestige classes. It saddens me that they were ever printed. It would have simply been better if they did not include any new game mechanics in them, rather clever suggestions for using existing feats, spells, equipment and skills to acheive the "flavor" (which usually translates into powergaming) that so many people were complaining was lacking in the core rules.
Ogre4Hire 02-10-04, 06:15 PM	Well, since we've already got the Complete Warrior with Complete Divine and Complete Arcane on the way, the DM simply has to say that he doesn't allow any of the old splatbooks.
Korhal_IV 02-10-04, 06:33 PM	I was the one with the barb and the ring of acid resistance - it actually does work. You're hitting him with something like 16d6+magic+str damage per round, while he's dealing 2d8-5 crushing damage to you (ring of acid resistance totally negates acid damage). Remember: Just because you *can* exit the beast, doesn't mean you should! Alternatively, get a fighter with a powerful magic longbow boots of flying. Big T has no ranged at all. Enough plinking, and he's down for the count. Then the wizard can step in and cast Wish.
lotterybucks 02-11-04, 09:19 PM	I'm pretty certain Big T is immune to abiliy drains or damage...just a thought. I really liked the sphere of anihilation plan and the teleportation circle/wish
Whatwereyouexpecting 02-11-04, 10:54 PM	1. Become a Super Saiyan 4 2. Become a god 3. Become a planeswalker After any of those, just whack it to death..
(Psi)SeveredHead 02-12-04, 12:11 AM	I think killing the tarrasque with fire is impossible, since it's immune to fire. I really like the idea of just dominating it, though, or maybe mass charm it from hiding. The Complete Warrior has the frenzied berserker... it's not that well-balanced. Banning 3.0 splatbooks alleviate but does not solve the problem.
BlackWand 02-12-04, 05:48 AM	High level Planeshifter, negative plane.
leopardmessiah 02-12-04, 05:14 PM	Send it to Earth and let the US military try an take out the blasted thing, what would happen if you nuked it? Since I don't think it could get out of the blasted area before it succumbed to radiation and died again, would be interesting. Set it up in a fight against the Nameless One (the final incarnation who doesn't lose his memories when he dies).
leopardmessiah 02-12-04, 05:16 PM	Originally posted by Evandar_TAybara Epic level 3.0 druid/tamer of beasts should do the trick. In my experience the DM always finds a way to kill off your favourite animal companion. Let him figure it out. Sure beats a ferret, but he might just sic Elminster on you. The DM ALWAYS wins.
Ogre4Hire 02-12-04, 07:46 PM	Originally posted by (Psi)SeveredHead The Complete Warrior has the frenzied berserker... it's not that well-balanced. Banning 3.0 splatbooks alleviate but does not solve the problem. Yes, but the Frenzied Berserker is not identical in both books. Remember, a DM always has the final word, and if he doesn't like a Feat/Spell/PrC he can simply choose to ban it from his game. It's that simple. Incidentally, here are some anti Berserker tactics: Transmute Rock to Mud, Soften Earth and STone, Slow, Web, and Entangle can be used to slow him down A Lot. Feather him while he's stuck. Getting airborn is also good for this. Use Calm Emotions to prematurerly end the frenzy, causing fatigue for the rest of the fight. Sunder his weapon to lower his damage ability (and also cause him to provoke repeated AoOs as he is forced to make Unarmed STrikes.) Ray of Enfeeblement drops his strength down to close to its original level. There are a large number of other spells and tactics that can be used quite effectively to offset a Frenzied Berserker's power.
Slivvy Gaidin 02-12-04, 08:27 PM	Send it to Earth and let the US military try an take out the blasted thing, what would happen if you nuked it? In a paranoia game I played in there were these gaint cockroaches that were the size of a football field, and highly intelligent. These guys were literally indestructable- the entry for them in the book explicitly left out any sort of statistics, stating that a direct nuclear stike would not even phase the beasts. It would be funny to see the tarrasque munch on an Earth-army (stomping tanks and what not)
GOAM 02-12-04, 09:03 PM	Send Godzilla with a nuke after it. Or have Link take care of him. With Link's luck there would be a pocket dimension inside of the Tarrasque with the Tarrasque's regenerative core as a boss. Or turn the Tarrasque's hunger against him. Have a mage build crap golems from the Tarrasque's likely huge amount of guado.
Archangel 02-13-04, 04:14 AM	Charm Monster, Dominate Monster? I always wanted my own Tarrasque!!:)
leopardmessiah 02-14-04, 06:51 AM	Originally posted by Slivvy Gaidin It would be funny to see the tarrasque munch on an Earth-army (stomping tanks and what not) Fun, but unlikely, I mean even if they can't kill it, just set up some machine guns in a circle round it, and it's stuck (it'll basically be kicked about inside of the circle for all eternity) or lure it into a hole, then pout molten titanium down it, problem solved (hmmm, could you do that in D&D, a little illusion and alevitate spell to lure it in, then get you're friendly dwarf clan to fill it with one of the crazy ultra hard fantasy metals like adamantium)
Rickenbacker 02-14-04, 09:29 AM	2 previous ideas sounded like they'd work- the one w/ the Gem & the one sending it to the Positive Material Plane. Would they? But I'm still curious to know if a Solar can produce a special arrow of slaying for it.
leopardmessiah 02-14-04, 01:16 PM	Originally posted by Rickenbacker But I'm still curious to know if a Solar can produce a special arrow of slaying for it. Most likely it would kill it, but it wouldn't stay dead, still, a Solar could probably call in a Wish/Miracle to make it stay dead.
crazydude8790 02-14-04, 09:06 PM	My party has to kill the tarrasque as a quest, and we were originally going to try to kill it with a swarm of stirges (1d4 con damage each), then wish it dead when it reached 0 con. Unfortunately, Big T is immune to ability damage. The strategy we're going to end up using is sending me (a barbarian/frenzied beserker) into his stomach with a ring of acid invulnerablility. Since I have a cloak of etherealness, I don't even need to bother getting swallowed. I'll then hack him up from the inside, and our wizard will wait far away with a scroll of wish. The DR 15/epic along with his regeneration 40 is going to be tough, but with good rolls we could do it.
NestroEmichae 02-15-04, 01:34 AM	I have one that has worked: Open a portal to a CoC universe and summon Azathoth, with the Tarrasque being closest to the god. Then, run like hell and hope you live. Azathoth will do the rest.
The_Silver_Ascendant 02-15-04, 05:06 PM	you could just use thrall, then command it to go to sleep and never wake up (can you do that with thrall?) you could use thrall and command it to go into hiding, never come back, and never be seen by any-one/thing. That is as good as dead, right? or you could pull out an illithid, and have the illithid use 4 tentacle attacks and WHAM! the tarrsque is without a brain, it dies (can it regenerate brains?)
The_Silver_Ascendant 02-15-04, 05:11 PM	what abotu bringing up the smartest gnomes, goblin tinkerers, etc. and having them create the PAM (Perpertual Anihilation Machine) so that it kills the tarrasque, and every time the tarrasque comes back, the PAM kills it again.
thalious 02-15-04, 05:46 PM	Originally posted by Rickenbacker 2 previous ideas sounded like they'd work- the one w/ the Gem & the one sending it to the Positive Material Plane. Would they? To the best of my knowledge, the positive material plane will eventually load up the Tarrasque or any living unprotected being with so much positive energy that they will eventually explode and die.
Ogre4Hire 02-16-04, 12:39 AM	The mind flayer-eat brains idea was already done on another thread. The flaws with it are: 1 a tarrasque can regenerate from any damage. 2 its grapple check is so much higher than squid face's. and finally 3 the brain of the tarrasque is larger than the mind flayer's entire body. It would still be extremely funny to watch, though. Q: What's the best (read safest ) way to kill the Tarrasque? A: Get someone else to do it, of course.:D
Rugraknot 02-16-04, 02:54 PM	In a campaign i was playing in we defeted Big-T at level 3. This is how we did it in 20 easy steps anyone can do exsecaly if they never tryed anything like it before: 1. We get the signal that Big-T is on his way to the city. 2. We Go get somthing to eat. (hunger rules) 3. He is only 4 miles from the city now we better hurry. 4. We take the steam powered elevator 4 levels up and get out. 5. We walk along to cat walk until we see Big metal things with doors on them. 6. We go in the dorrs and sit down. 7. A powerful hyrolic system lunches us at 1000 miles per hour at a 45* angle. 8. We fly throught the air for about a minute. 9. We land 1/4 mile from Big-T. 10. We uses are jets to dash foward towards him on a cution of air. 11. We put our Big Katanas in "Slash the thing next to us as we move by it" postion 12. Repeat 3 times. 13. Cut it into tiny peices. 14. Burn the peices. 15. Put them into differnt containers of water. 16. Go back to base. 17. Dail the Star Gate to P3X-4891. 18. Toss all the contianers throguh the gate. 19. Get somthing else to eat. 20. Go to the beach then go fishing.
NestroEmichae 02-17-04, 12:00 AM	Rugraknot- Actually, I have already DnDized the StarGate. The standard version is the World Gate (continuous connection to only one world when undamaged, connection to random worlds if destination crystal is damaged, intermitant connection if stabilizer crystal is damaged). There's also the Gigagate, which works exactly like a StarGate, except only one of it exists and it doesn't need a gate on the other side.
WOTC EDIT 02-19-04, 09:36 PM	To kill the Tarrasque just make some demon or devil think that it is plotting against them. Shouldn't be to hard.:smirk:
Shifting Master 02-25-04, 01:24 PM	Shameless :bump:
gradea 02-29-04, 11:04 PM	Originally posted by Solidcobra the tarrasque won't be killed permanently... yay! you killed it.... now it's alive again..... (true ress+cleric of *insert random god of death here*=living tarrasque, if nothing else Obad-hais clerics will ress it...... since it's upholding neutrality and stuff) actually it isnt upholding anything its a big dumb animal, and there are ways around true ressurect. like hiring the Garret ;)
gradea 03-02-04, 10:26 PM	:88E: see even cthulhu bumps this thread!
Adrez Nesnsid 05-18-04, 08:12 PM	BUMP :bump:
Arhra 05-19-04, 08:09 AM	This is a little off topic but it seems the right place to ask it. I've always wondered what would happen if you managed to get hte tarrasque to swallow a decanter of endless water and then seal all its... orifices... shut with sovereign glue. 'Tis a question that has plagued me many a day and I would like to know what you all think of it.
Shifting Master 05-19-04, 03:07 PM	I'd house rule that it drowns in about 4d6 hours.
Dameon Darkwood 05-20-04, 12:34 PM	Originally posted by gradea 12. a level 233 barbarian can negate all the damage it can do, even on a critical hit with the bite attack 13. Ability damage, especialy Intellegence renders it helpless [/B] for 12. who wants to play with one character that long. for 13. make a vampire. then lv drain or con drain it. the thing isnt smart enough to know how to kill a vampire.
lotterybucks 05-20-04, 07:23 PM	Originally posted by Dameon Darkwood for 12. who wants to play with one character that long. for 13. make a vampire. then lv drain or con drain it. the thing isnt smart enough to know how to kill a vampire. in 3.5 (at least) Mr T is immune to all ability drains/damage
Arhra 05-21-04, 06:30 AM	So no-one else wants to add anything to the tarrasque-decanter debate eh? I was wondering if it would make the tarrasque swell up like a balloon personally. There's nowhere for the water to escape after all. It would probably rupture eventually though. Now that would be a horrible sight to see. As for killing the tarrasque how well would energy drain work against it? Its not immune to having negative levels is it?
Megrim_Lord 05-21-04, 09:27 PM	Raise an army of gnomes riding Giant space hamsters, when Big T is done eating, he'll get sick, then you gift wrap him and teleport him into Bahamut's Treasure Vault, cuz I'll be damned if he's going to be able to break out, take on 7 great gold wyrms and bahamut himself!
Xaphan 05-21-04, 10:41 PM	Make him listen to Linkin Park and lots of EMO. Seriously though, why would you want to bother it? It doesn't do anything. It just eats and lives. Just avoid the damn thing. There is no reason to confront it other than for bragging rights.........Hmmmm. On second thought, have giants and other fun things tie boulders to it and drop it in the deepest ocean around. Let it drown there. Don't wish it dead either, let it keep coming back so it's like a Godzilla movie.