1001 Ways to Pimp my Zombie! [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Disciple_of_Salsa

02-12-08, 12:07 AM
Do all of you remember when 4ed was first revealed? They told us about all the new types of zombies they would have. Basically, they're just taking a normal zombie and giving it special powers. Now, lets try to take it to the next level- Lets try to compile all the ways to make a zombie awesome! I'll start with some easy ones~~
1. Ice Zombie- Freezing Attacks and the like
2. Poison Zombie- All attacks are poisoned
3. Flying Zombie- Give it a flight speed and wings
4. Zombie Knight on a Zombie Horse- Name says it all...
5. InvisiZombie- Constant Invisibility
And thats just the beginning... getting 1001 can't be too hard! Feel free to be crazy, and number your ideas!:D
Talisman

02-12-08, 01:07 AM
6. Exploding zombies
7. Regenerating zombies - give 'em fast healing 10 or so...
8. Infectious zombies - their natural attacks inflict "zombie plague"
9. Cyber-zombies - half-undead flesh, half-rusted steel, all nasty
10. Intelligent zombies. "What do you mean, they're maneuvering to flank our position??"
11. Hivemind zombies - what one sees, they all see.
12. Easter-egg zombies - crack one open, and there's a shadow inside!
DragonicHeritage

02-12-08, 03:34 AM
14) or 6b. Imploding Zombies!
15) Flaming zombies- they're smokin'!
16)Thanksging zombies-the turkeys that eat you.
17)Half-farspawn zombie-Necrophillia meets the pop hentai Fantasy!
18)Liver Zombie-goes for the liver [sorry dunno what I was thinking]
19)Mill zombies-free power
20)Swarm-shifter(sand, dust, dirt, or offal form) zombies-they rise from the ground.
Avolakian

02-12-08, 09:32 AM
21. Holy zombie- :confused:
22. Disintegrating zombie- not really a zombie but a living disintegrate!!
CryoSilver

02-12-08, 02:10 PM
23: Brain-eating zombies with Improved Grab.
gullas

02-12-08, 02:53 PM
24. Zombie with an car spoiler on its back (lowers the zomby's ac by 2 but you get 50% more gold from the zombie)
Silverthumb

02-12-08, 03:07 PM
25. White Zombie. Added to Humans who have a +1 LA or higher.
26. Zombie clown. Fundead
27. Warrior Zombie. Marine Corpse
28. Rocket Zombie. No pun, I just think it'd be awesome to have a raised body tearing ass around the battlefield.
Disciple_of_Salsa

02-12-08, 10:49 PM
Hmm... I'm planing on giving a cookie to my favorite every 50 or so, but so far all of them are great! So far, I like the cyberzombie, the rocket one, and the clown zombie the best. I only like the clown one 'cause "fundead" made me laugh.:)
Avolakian

02-13-08, 09:31 AM
29. Word zombie- before you is an undead army of latin phrases!!
Sulacu

02-13-08, 09:50 AM
30. Necropolitan PC.
Rhojin

02-13-08, 11:39 AM
31) Rob Zombie - Yes, a Bard/fighter zombie

When i saw the title was I was expecting to see

Lowered Zombie
or
Zombie with Spinners
1 ton ghost

02-13-08, 01:09 PM
26. Zombie clown. Fundead

damn it, you stole my euphimism.
well, truth be told i stole it from my gamer friend Johnny B who in turn traded a can of sardines for it at a bicycle shop in Cairo.

"(f)undead". we even printed t-shirts for the "Zombiteers". a civic movement to clean up North Side litter in Cincinnati during Halloween.

as for "pimping" (God i hate this term) one's zombie, isn't that like the ultimate prostitute? assuming you get a comely female cadavre, give her a Gentle Repose now and again, maybe Disguise Undead, she'd be a cash cow in no time.
just think, as undead, she'll never get fatigued so she can keep "punchin' the clock" 24/7 (that's alot of johns), don't have to feed her (much...if she's one of "those types";) ), she'll never get hooked on crack, no subdual (and DR/slahsing) dmg if guys are into heavy B&D or S&M, and ultimate pimp slap is one Rebuke/Turning check away...
Master_Vega

02-13-08, 01:53 PM
32) (or 33? Does the post above this count? lol!)

Rebuilding Zombie (http://forums.gleemax.com/showpost.php?p=14541988&postcount=1) -- Does it ever die!? Well... it did once, and again... and again... and again...
Silverthumb

02-13-08, 02:42 PM
damn it, you stole my euphimism.
well, truth be told i stole it from my gamer friend Johnny B who in turn traded a can of sardines for it at a bicycle shop in Cairo.

I ought to base this one on myself:
34) Pundead: You're going to hate this freaking zombie. You'll hate it to death.

the rocket one

I even drew a picture. :D

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/cheesewizard/rocketzombie.jpg
Prime32

02-13-08, 04:02 PM
Living finger of death/animate dead spell with levels of psion fused with a zombie. I don't quite know what to call that one...

It's a nice strategy to hide your strongest incorporeal undead inside zombies - your forces can appear to double at a moment's notice.
Disciple_of_Salsa

02-14-08, 11:44 PM
Love the picture!!!
Naderion

02-15-08, 06:10 AM
Poor Mans Zombie pimpage: Drive long nails through the zombies forearms. When they now club people to death, they do it with spiked clubs.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd153/Nerindil981/Karrnath.jpg
Mesiolan

02-15-08, 06:27 AM
Yellow Zombie - grows yellow mold on its skin, which releases a deadly spore cloud each time the zombie is hit (fort DC 13 or take CON damage)

Not-so-headless-Zombie: A beheaded walking corpse. On top of the neck stump sits another undead head, fully able to control the zombie and has casting ability (demilich perhaps).
Sulacu

02-15-08, 08:47 AM
1 demilich for each bone in the body. That comes down to 206, I think :P
Naderion

02-15-08, 09:12 AM
What does the demi-lich gain by being mounted on a zombie body? It's like putting a full grown dragon under a guy with a spear, which he can't use in flight anyway.
Silverthumb

02-15-08, 02:58 PM
1 demilich for each bone in the body. That comes down to 206, I think :P

I'm not sure there are any Demiliches who ever aspired to being the 3rd Thoracic Vertebra. :D

Badass idea, though.
Sulacu

02-15-08, 04:04 PM
Hmm, thanks. I'm in the process of making a semi-boss for the epic campaign that I'm running at this moment. I called it 'the Quintumvirate', and it is basically a conclave of 5 demiliches made manifest in a single human body. The five demiliches are its two hands, its two feet, and of course its head, which controls the entire body. What my players' party does not know is that when they kill them and all five of the demiliches have their spirits returned to their phylacteries, which are placed at the five points of a large pentagram shaped summoning circle further in the dungeon, they unwittingly summon the BBEG from its slumber.

Anyway, to continue with the purpose of this thread:

36.) Zombie Proxy?
Prime32

02-15-08, 04:34 PM
Sounds like this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLlf3yWXR2s&feature=related)
Meshakhad

02-15-08, 05:00 PM
37. Zombie Tank: Using a slain human fighter as the base creature, and equipped with tons of magic enhancements, this zombie isn't easy to kill.
38. Zombie Pork Roast: I came up with this one years ago. It's actually easy to create - cast animate dead on a roasting pig. It's on fire, it can spear you with the spit, and it's faster than normal zombies.
Ekko

02-15-08, 08:08 PM
38) Near-Perfect Employee: Does continual, round the clock labor on construction sites, cleans the city streets, and performs other such horrible takes (including childcare) for free, without complaining. Only downside is that bits fall off sometimes (scares the children).

29) Near-Perfect Citizen: Created by or for the current government leader or candidate, these zombies parrot his or her beliefs and act as if the leader is the best thing ever (including sliced bread). Only downside is that parts fall off, and they drool.
forrestfire15

02-15-08, 08:28 PM
40: Romero Zombie
41: Fast Zombie (ala Dawn of the Dead Remake)
boozerker

02-16-08, 02:43 AM
42. Marathon Zombies: Rundead.

43. Hot Dog Zombies: Bundead.

44. Well-equipped Zombies: Hungdead.

45. Electric Zombies: Stundead.

46. Unwanted Zombies: Shundead.

47. Return-fire Zombies: Gundead

48. Unarmed Zombies: Monkdead.

49. "Sister" Zombie: Nundead.
Prime32

02-16-08, 07:10 AM
41: Fast Zombie (ala Dawn of the Dead Remake)
The way to make those is, of course, to have a skeleton wear a meat suit.
1 ton ghost

02-16-08, 03:52 PM
The way to make those is, of course, to have a skeleton wear a meat suit.

there are templates in Libris Mortis to speed 'em up. this is terribly effective, especially at low lvl when you described, "ppl in the distance walking around", not slow moving shamblers. walks like a horse, talks like a horse...etc.

bloodthristy template (same book) makes them more like REturn of the Living Dead zombies. horrifying. impossible to kill (had to nuke louisville actually), clever (they can use doors, tools, reason, etc) and go for the brain only (it staves off the pain of rotting).

still no WotC rules listing for zombie bite infection ala Romero style, etc. bunch of threads bouncing around w/ that in mind.

anyone read Cell? stephen king's version of night of the living dead. they already sold the movie rights and it's in pre-production i believe.
basically, everyone who gets the call (on their cells) and hears the "pulse" has their brain reformatted so to speak and they become homocidal zombies basically. alive, but, well, you get the whole mass hysteria, holy sh-t part...
Prime32

02-16-08, 04:05 PM
*sigh* Why can't people understand that D&D does have the infectious zombies that eat brains? They're called ghouls. :rolleyes:
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG119.jpg (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/ghoul.htm)
boozerker

02-16-08, 07:40 PM
*sigh* Why can't people understand that D&D does have the infectious zombies that eat brains? They're called ghouls. :rolleyes:
Not quite.

Ghoul Fever (Su): Disease - bite, Fortitude DC 12, incubation period 1 day...
Infectious zombies (a la Romero) do not take 1 day to infect someone.

An afflicted humanoid who dies of ghoul fever rises as a ghoul at the next midnight.
A zombie's infectious bite doesn't wait till midnight.

Paralysis (Ex): Those hit by a ghoul’s bite or claw attack must succeed on a DC 12 Fortitude save or be paralyzed for 1d4+1 rounds.
The bite causes zombie infection, not temporary paralysis.

Stench (Ex): The stink of death and corruption surrounding these creatures is overwhelming. Living creatures within 10 feet must succeed on a DC 15 Fortitude save or be sickened for 1d6+4 minutes.
Not a typical effect of Romero zombies.

Int 13
Hardly a mindless zombie trait.


4th edition is going to have the zombies we're used to seeing on today's media.
forrestfire15

02-16-08, 09:01 PM
43: Solanum Zombies (The kind detailed in The Zombie Survival Guide)
Prime32

02-17-08, 06:56 AM
43: Solanum Zombies (The kind detailed in The Zombie Survival Guide)
That was an awesome book. One of the zombie outbreaks started when someone was bitten by a pickled zombie head owned by Attila the Hun! :D
1 ton ghost

02-17-08, 02:43 PM
well said, Max Brooks' other zombie book World War Z was the sh-t too. leaps and bound over Suvival Guide, and i thought survival guide was brilliant for satirical black comedy, if not, creepy practical insight.

as for the ghouls/zombies debate, yeah, technically D&D zombies don't eat ppl, but for little extra punch, i make 'em in game, but that's after they've killed you. ghouls do, but they're intelligent and kinda' kills the whole horde motif of superior numbers that is the whole essense of zombie...ness(?). when zombies start speaking to one another, formulate plans, hide (really well too), and generally become very clever, well, they're not really zombies anymore
NerdNumber1

02-18-08, 01:49 PM
Ghouls are fairly close to infectious zombies and would be the best starting point if you wants to make one. They eat flesh, are self spawning, corporal and if one tried to eat someone, 9 out of 10 people would yell "ZOMBIE!!!"
Silverthumb

02-18-08, 01:49 PM
well said, Max Brooks' other zombie book World War Z was the sh-t too.

Every time I see that title, "World War" becomes "Dragon Ball."
Shrakta

02-18-08, 05:43 PM
44. Disco zombie- Now with 100% more funk!
ninja1

02-22-08, 01:12 PM
45. Pit Zombie - using free Animate Dead via spellstitching or Pale Master, fill up otherwise boring pit traps with free zombies... release them from your control quota, wash, rinse, repeat.

46. Murder room zombie - like the Pit zombie... only filling every locked room in your lair...

25. White Zombie. Added to Humans who have a +1 LA or higher. I'm sorry, this has to be the greatest one yet! +1 LA Human... "More human than human" LOL! :D
Drackthor

02-22-08, 05:46 PM
27. Warrior Zombie. Marine Corpse


:rimshot:
Drackthor

02-22-08, 05:49 PM
as for the ghouls/zombies debate, yeah, technically D&D zombies don't eat ppl, but for little extra punch, i make 'em in game, but that's after they've killed you. ghouls do, but they're intelligent and kinda' kills the whole horde motif of superior numbers that is the whole essense of zombie...ness(?). when zombies start speaking to one another, formulate plans, hide (really well too), and generally become very clever, well, they're not really zombies anymore


Then they become the zombies from I Am Legend. :P
Isendir

02-22-08, 07:43 PM
47. President Zombie-"Is that President Bush!!"

48. Sun Zombie- "Is it just me or is it Sundead?":rimshot:

49. Glow-in-the-dark Zombie- "Is that a zombie in the dark hallway?"

50. Gasoline Zombie- "Got Gas?"

51. Hippie Zombie- "Mmmmuh mmmmuuuddee!":P
Silverthumb

02-22-08, 10:10 PM
I'm sorry, this has to be the greatest one yet! +1 LA Human... "More human than human" LOL! :D

I was really hoping someone would get that.
Disciple_of_Salsa

02-25-08, 11:02 PM
And the cookie goes to Silverthumb! :cookie:
For the clown zombie and the rocket zombie, and ninga1 found the white zombie funny.
Silverthumb

02-26-08, 04:08 PM
And the cookie goes to Silverthumb! :cookie:
For the clown zombie and the rocket zombie, and ninga1 found the white zombie funny.

Whoop whoop!

I'm really tempted to stat a Rocket Zombie template. Hmm...
PigFiend

02-27-08, 01:01 AM
52) Zermbies - Fiery zombies made from azers and other fire-resistant flesh then laced with. They invade a building as a mob, methodically lighting each section on fire and eventually, resorting to slams if confronted or if they've cornered a victim.
Silverthumb

02-27-08, 03:48 PM
53) Zombees: Undead vermin. Eh? Eh?

54) Crombie: Conan the Barbarian the animated corpse

55) Crumbie: Half-eaten biscuits, bagels, bread, etc but raised from the dead(didn't mean to rhyme)
Disciple_of_Salsa

02-28-08, 09:57 PM
56) Flood style zombies
57) Bouncing Zombies (I don't know a use for them. Any ideas?)
58) Laser Vision Zombies
59) Burrowing Zombies
Another Cookie at 100!
ArochanoX

03-01-08, 04:32 AM
60) teleportation zombie (blink dog zombie?)
61) astral zombie (...)
62) familiar zombie (Oh no! It's my aunt!)
63) siameze zombies (looks like an ettin zombie)
64) baby zombie (Look at that cute little ... rawr! ... Argh! It ate my hand!)
65) part-time zombie (zombie only during night. Poor wife)
66) part zombie (a single crawling hand, head, leg, finger, brain...)
The_Wild_King

03-01-08, 08:19 PM
67. Smoker- Constantly spews out a thick cloud of acrid smoke (maybe obscuring mist?)
warforged51092

03-01-08, 10:56 PM
68. Pirate Zombies-the moonlight shows them what they truly are
69. Ninja Zombie- They never saw it coming
70. Viking Zombie- Not all vikings make it to Valhallah
71. Laser Zombies- Screw bears, Now a ZOMBIE with LASER EYES
72. My Grandparents
73. Zombie with 28 speakers. BooYah!
74. Hot Tub Zombie- You never know when you need a hot tub
75. Zombie with 7 plasma screens- You always need a few Plasma Screens when creating a zombie hoarde
76. Half Iron Golem Zombie- Is it a construct or an Undead? Who cares !?
77. Tyrannosaurus Zombie- Need I say more
78. My math teacher- No joke
Grod_The_Giant

03-01-08, 11:39 PM
79. a horde of barbarian horsemen zombies- hundead!
80. Russian doll zombies- a halfling in a human in an ogre in a dragon!
81. coffee zombie. We all know some of those...
ArochanoX

03-02-08, 04:49 AM
One more of me:

82.a) Unzombie (living spell of undeath to death) or
82.b) Unzombie (a zombie that has almost ascended to back to the living again)


What a poor imagination of me. Sorry :D
Silverthumb

03-02-08, 03:46 PM
79. a horde of barbarian horsemen zombies- hundead!

Oh-ho!

83) Shundead: Don't look at me eating your brains!
84) Rundead: They wear sneakers and are cutting back on carbs.
85) Dundead: Dag'gurnnit y'all dun got dead(redneck zombies)
86) Mundead: Rainy days and Mundead always get me down.
87) Wundead: Twodead, Reddead, Bluedead (yes, I'm running out of ideas)
larry_the_titan

03-03-08, 09:29 AM
84) Rundead: They wear sneakers and are cutting back on carbs.

Now there is a concept that brings back memories. In a Vampire the Masquerade game one of the DMs ran a story line that release Zombie Marthon Runners on to the City. Lets just say it was not a good night.
ninja1

03-03-08, 05:11 PM
88) Emo Zombies: these folks overcome their own Damage Resistance when cutting themselves... they don't last nearly as long as Emo Skeletons...

89) Cranberries' Zombies: 4 dead bards... their music still sucks... :P

90) Taxi Zombies: ordered to pull rickshaws or carry litters.

91) Cargo Zombies: like the Taxi Zombies, but with carts or wagons.

83) Shundead: Don't look at me eating your brains!
84) Rundead: They wear sneakers and are cutting back on carbs. perhaps you missed Boozerker's number 42 & 46?
Stockvillain

03-03-08, 06:47 PM
Had to add my favorite zombie. This one will truly mess you up:

92) 151 Zombie; 1/2oz creme de almond, 1oz light rum, 1/2oz 151 rum, 1/2oz triple sec, 1 1/2oz orange juice, 1 1/2oz sour mix; shake all but the 151, strain into a collins glass, float the 151 on top, and prepare to have your brain devoured. Repeat as necessary for desired result.

Oh, and serve with a large helping of . . . CHIPS! *dum dum dummmmmm*
Emissary666

03-03-08, 08:30 PM
93) Re-Un-Re-Un-Fwd-Half-Sorta-Maybe-Yes-Not-??-Zombie, the Far Realm is more understandable

94) Parasitic Zombie, controlled by head crabs

95) Re-Undead, this is his second unlife

96) Un-Undead, a non-mobile, non-thinking, lifeless corpse
dengarbountyhunter

03-04-08, 01:41 PM
97) Acid-resistant zombies filled with oozes (black puddings, gray oozes, etc.) that leak out when the zombie is destroyed
98) A gelatinous cube with acid-resistant zombies floating in it like bits of fruit; they attack when the cube is destroyed
99) Zombie giants throwing zombie gnomes
100) Zombies with bagpipes
101) Empty exoskeletons (of monstrous vermin) filled and controlled by tiny zombies
102) Zombies in wheelchairs
103) Zombies on stilts
104) Vividly coloured zombies. Nothing special, but your players will wonder.
105) Ranting zombies. The retain any spoken language of their former life, and just rant all day how it was much better when they were alive.
106) Zombies that walk backwards/on their hands/with their head turned backwards
Silverthumb

03-04-08, 01:53 PM
perhaps you missed Boozerker's number 42 & 46?

Sure did. Appears I'm not the only one, looking at the numbers after his post.
Soulless_Enigma

03-04-08, 02:31 PM
107) Gamer zombies. Retain some of their former intelligence and are able to use dice as thrown weapons and heavy hardback RPG books as deadly melee weapons.

108) Predator zombies: how nasty would these be?

109) Xenomorph zombie: gulp.

110) Flaming Zombie, mk 1: A normal zombie... ON FIRE!

111) Flaming Zombie, mk 2: A flaming cocktail enjoyed in some parts of Europe.
Disciple_of_Salsa

03-04-08, 08:12 PM
And the 100 mark cookie goes to (drumroll....) ArochanoX!
Whoot! Dengarbountyhunter's were really good too, but his post went over 100, so his are counted in the 100-150 competition.
ArochanoX

03-05-08, 02:29 AM
And the 100 mark cookie goes to (drumroll....) ArochanoX!
Whoot!

Thanks! :D

112) Build-it-yourself-zombie (Take 3 legs of a human, torso of an ettin, place elf's head on its stomach, add several claws here and there and reanimate!)
113) Spiky zombies (those who were killed by lots of arrows and bolts)
114) Ethereal zombie (when you animate a creature in ethereal plane, it stays there as it has itself no ability to return to the prime material. Etherealness isn't so good spell anymore.)
vlsigma

03-06-08, 12:30 PM
115) Cannibal Zombie- a zombie who eats other zombies.
116) Zombunny - killer bunny rabbits anyone?
117) 1/2 & 1/2 - legs walk around distracting people and the torso drags itself towards prey.
118) Zombie...Nation! - like I need to explain myself
ozzfann0666

03-08-08, 04:09 PM
I can't believe nobody had this one yet...

119.) Radioactive Zombie - an alchemist/necromancer's dream come true.

120.) Eldrtich Zombie

121.) Spellwarped Zombie

122.) Magic Missile Zombie- It's attacking the darkness!

123.) Raver Zombie- It can cast dancing lights!
Disciple_of_Salsa

03-09-08, 03:26 PM
Okay, just to keep it alive-
124) Zombies that get bigger as you damage them
125) White Plastic Zombies that store music and video- Izombies
126) Singing Zombies
Drizztrocks

03-09-08, 08:28 PM
29. Word zombie- before you is an undead army of latin phrases!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! :twitch: :hides:
Drizztrocks

03-09-08, 08:39 PM
And here comes a pack of raging Celebrity zombies!

127} Micheal Jackson Zombie-just beat it!
128} John Lennon Zombie-all the lonely zombies
129} Britney Spears Zombie-a horrific, corrupted disgusting mutant bald zombie with green stuff oozing out of every part of it's body.
130} Homer Simpson Zombie-mumbles donuts as he goes on a rampage eating everybody
131} Oprah Zombie-runs around bragging about how many GP it has and saving the poor homeless goblins of the north.
132} Steve Irwin Zombie-saves the Dire Crocidiles of the world!{RIP :weep: }
ozzfann0666

03-09-08, 08:44 PM
And here comes a pack of raging Celebrity zombies!

132} Steve Irwin Zombie-saves the Dire Crocidiles of the world!{RIP :weep: }

Cmon now, that was a little bit in poor taste.
sabbat7001

03-11-08, 12:20 AM
133) The undead guy who prepares the ice for play. Zomboni
134) A Flying zombie with a stinger on his rear. Zom-bee (or Zomblebee even):D
135) A host of rocking zombies with sideburns and big collars. Zombeebopaloolas
sabbat7001

03-11-08, 12:28 AM
oh oh oh, I just thought of two more.

136) A zombie with a stop sign. Dead End

And this one is only funny if your British

137) A small rodent like zombie that eats litter. a ZombLe (it's a womble pun if you want to look it up)
Chaosepoch

03-11-08, 10:45 AM
138) Raggamoffyn zombie (with undies on its head, of course)
139) gelatenous zombie
larry_the_titan

03-11-08, 01:05 PM
140) Not a morning Zombie-Goes around saying 'Cafffiiiinnnneeee'
Mergnome

03-11-08, 02:05 PM
141) Zombie Rat Swarm!
142) Shape-shifting zombies (You thought he was your Prime Minister...)
Carrion_Buffet

03-12-08, 01:21 PM
143 - the zombie spouse - the exact origin of the zombie spouse is uncertain, but a popular belief was that they started as Necromantic School Prank by some students to get revenge on a harsh professor. They come in male and female types and both are physically chained to the afflicted player and reduce speed to 10 move max. They can only be unchanged by a skill barrister and the lose of half of your total gold peice worth. An addition monthly payment maybe needed to ward of their return for up to an additional 10 years.

The female type also have a large bonus to pick pocket and negative skill levels in appraise. The effect is only noticed in town when your gold has gone missing and you now own domestic items you would never knowingly buy. You also suffer a hefty negative to taunt, bluff, or related skill as she will make statements about your manhood aloud anytime you would use these skills.

The male type starts out as a suave and dashing young man and slowly becomes hugely obese, bald and lazy. Once the male zombie spouse catches word of a sporting event, or hears other men speaking about sports, they are immediately drawn to it and drag you helplessly along. Once there they are unmovable until after the event ends. The male also is know to have embarrassing bodily sounds and smells at the worst possible times and makes rude comments aloud about you to anyone in ear shot. you suffer a -4 cha because of it.
faghter_hero

03-12-08, 06:00 PM
144 - Hydraulic zombie - Has Construct traits instead of Undead and a +10 bonus to Jump skill
145 - Neon rim zombie - May cast Light 3/day in blue, green, orange, pink, etc... centered on itself
146 - Speaker boost zombie - Creatures within 10' of the zombie take 1d6 Sonic damage per round
147 - Entertainment system zombie - may project an event it witnessed into a retractable glass box sewn into a chest flap as a Major Illusion, up to 10 minutes long, 1/day
148 - Low suspension zombie - reduces size by 1 category and may cast Haste on itself 1/day
149 - Flaming decal zombie - melee attacks and grapple add 1d6 fire damage
abraham

03-17-08, 08:06 PM
wet zombies-they could be amune to holy water!
lightning zombies-inhanched movement & speed!