101 Creative Ways To Thwart A Vampire [Archive] - Wizards Community

101 Creative Ways To Thwart A Vampire [Archive] - Wizards Community

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The Vorpal Tribble
10-02-04, 07:36 PM #1. Have a bucket of holy water poised over your door as you sleep. He comes in to drain you, SPLASH! SIZZLE! MOP UP!

#2. Urinate in their presence. They can't pass rushing water after all.

#3. Two words: Garlic aftershave
Lord Xavier Sanguine VIII
10-03-04, 02:53 AM #1. Have a bucket of holy water poised over your door as you sleep. He comes in to drain you, SPLASH! SIZZLE! MOP UP!

#2. Urinate in their presence. They can't pass rushing water after all.

#3. Two words: Garlic aftershave

#1. Vampires can turn to mist.
#2. I think that Vampires have a problem with pure running water.
#3. Fine.

#4. Lock yourself inside a solid silver house that has been twice blessed by priests of every good god.

#5. Do not antagonize him.

#6. Always check the door before openning it in the middle of the night when you are not expecting anyone, and no-one you know would be up at this time anyway. Do not just say "Come in!" when you hear a knock.
The Vorpal Tribble
10-03-04, 03:07 AM Everybody's a critic... :bored:
Ricohard_Draconis
10-03-04, 07:25 AM #7 lock them in a box (while in bat form) with an angry cat ((name the book?))

#8 hit them with a garlic sausage ((see above))
arbanafal
10-03-04, 07:57 AM #9 putting him at the north pole during it's 6 months of continual day :D

#10 take him/her for a romantic date to a house of funny mirrors. (doesn't really thwart it, but does add to its prolonged suffering)

#11 Let your golem sit on his coffin just before nightfall :cool: (a very heavy rock or other object will do in a pinch. putting it on the coffin is another matter)
royalpred
10-03-04, 08:20 AM #12 - Light the building his coffin is in on fire, than add 11 secret herbs and spices that causes excruiating pain to anything that touches the smoke, and also causes uncontrollable bowel movements.
Nilaus
10-03-04, 10:28 AM These involve finding the coffin and then killing the vampire by conventional means causing the vampire to return to his coffin to regenerate.

#13 Fill his coffin with holy water

#14 Install a wooden stake where his heart would be

#15 If it is a stone sarcophagos, turn it upside down

Combine the above for added fun
Hannibal
10-03-04, 02:54 PM #16 Bless a water clock and smash it over his head.
Mithral Icesilver
10-03-04, 04:47 PM Hannibal wins, so far. :smirk:

17. Sneak into his tomb and set up mirrors in dark corners, as well as drilling holes in the coffin lid. When he comes in, and the sun comes up ... wham! Poof!
Master Agnald
10-03-04, 09:22 PM #18. Wait until he turns in bat form and BITE HIS FREAKING HEAD OFF! :D
Cyphrus
10-04-04, 12:01 AM Get a certain bard by the name of Ozzy to get his hands on the vampire while it's in Bat form! :D
HidroliX
10-04-04, 11:09 AM Drink for days and days and days holy water!
Purkake
10-04-04, 11:20 AM 21. Sunder his coffin when he isn't looking.
22. Buy the land around his crypt/whatever and put fence and gate with signs: Private property, no trespassing. Than start excavating :devil:
23. Inhale him in geasous form and hold your breath until he dies(not healthy)
24. Bless a decanter of endless water...
25. Take his coffin for a ride at your local stream/river(without him)
26. Two words: garlic breath(weapon)
27. Bless a water elemental.
28. Holy water golem...
phoen777
10-05-04, 01:34 PM 29. Carefully carve his coffin into dozens of crucifixes, bless all of them, then glue them back together with holy-water-based glue.
30. Dye several pounds of garlic powder black using food coloring, then use it to replace the soil in his coffin. 31. Put his coffin on an island in the middle of a river, then have everyone you know parade up and down the river bank rubbing barbecue sauce on their necks. :D
32. Hang bulbs of garlic from the ceiling all over his lair, then set his coffin on top of a giant cross.
33. Do the thing from 31. Wait several days until the vampire is really hungry, then bless a pouch of sheep's blood and chuck it onto his island. Sit in a lawn chair on the river bank with a bowl of popcorn and watch the show. :devil:
moosekickedmysisterstoof
10-05-04, 05:21 PM Kick him in the groin with some silver spike-toed, blessed, boots, then (while he's doubled-over) perform the tombstone piledriver on him and shove his head in a bucket of holy water.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
The Vorpal Tribble 10-02-04, 07:36 PM	#1. Have a bucket of holy water poised over your door as you sleep. He comes in to drain you, SPLASH! SIZZLE! MOP UP! #2. Urinate in their presence. They can't pass rushing water after all. #3. Two words: Garlic aftershave
Lord Xavier Sanguine VIII 10-03-04, 02:53 AM	#1. Have a bucket of holy water poised over your door as you sleep. He comes in to drain you, SPLASH! SIZZLE! MOP UP! #2. Urinate in their presence. They can't pass rushing water after all. #3. Two words: Garlic aftershave #1. Vampires can turn to mist. #2. I think that Vampires have a problem with pure running water. #3. Fine. #4. Lock yourself inside a solid silver house that has been twice blessed by priests of every good god. #5. Do not antagonize him. #6. Always check the door before openning it in the middle of the night when you are not expecting anyone, and no-one you know would be up at this time anyway. Do not just say "Come in!" when you hear a knock.
The Vorpal Tribble 10-03-04, 03:07 AM	Everybody's a critic... :bored:
Ricohard_Draconis 10-03-04, 07:25 AM	#7 lock them in a box (while in bat form) with an angry cat ((name the book?)) #8 hit them with a garlic sausage ((see above))
arbanafal 10-03-04, 07:57 AM	#9 putting him at the north pole during it's 6 months of continual day :D #10 take him/her for a romantic date to a house of funny mirrors. (doesn't really thwart it, but does add to its prolonged suffering) #11 Let your golem sit on his coffin just before nightfall :cool: (a very heavy rock or other object will do in a pinch. putting it on the coffin is another matter)
royalpred 10-03-04, 08:20 AM	#12 - Light the building his coffin is in on fire, than add 11 secret herbs and spices that causes excruiating pain to anything that touches the smoke, and also causes uncontrollable bowel movements.
Nilaus 10-03-04, 10:28 AM	These involve finding the coffin and then killing the vampire by conventional means causing the vampire to return to his coffin to regenerate. #13 Fill his coffin with holy water #14 Install a wooden stake where his heart would be #15 If it is a stone sarcophagos, turn it upside down Combine the above for added fun
Hannibal 10-03-04, 02:54 PM	#16 Bless a water clock and smash it over his head.
Mithral Icesilver 10-03-04, 04:47 PM	Hannibal wins, so far. :smirk: 17. Sneak into his tomb and set up mirrors in dark corners, as well as drilling holes in the coffin lid. When he comes in, and the sun comes up ... wham! Poof!
Master Agnald 10-03-04, 09:22 PM	#18. Wait until he turns in bat form and BITE HIS FREAKING HEAD OFF! :D
Cyphrus 10-04-04, 12:01 AM	Get a certain bard by the name of Ozzy to get his hands on the vampire while it's in Bat form! :D
HidroliX 10-04-04, 11:09 AM	Drink for days and days and days holy water!
Purkake 10-04-04, 11:20 AM	21. Sunder his coffin when he isn't looking. 22. Buy the land around his crypt/whatever and put fence and gate with signs: Private property, no trespassing. Than start excavating :devil: 23. Inhale him in geasous form and hold your breath until he dies(not healthy) 24. Bless a decanter of endless water... 25. Take his coffin for a ride at your local stream/river(without him) 26. Two words: garlic breath(weapon) 27. Bless a water elemental. 28. Holy water golem...
phoen777 10-05-04, 01:34 PM	29. Carefully carve his coffin into dozens of crucifixes, bless all of them, then glue them back together with holy-water-based glue. 30. Dye several pounds of garlic powder black using food coloring, then use it to replace the soil in his coffin. 31. Put his coffin on an island in the middle of a river, then have everyone you know parade up and down the river bank rubbing barbecue sauce on their necks. :D 32. Hang bulbs of garlic from the ceiling all over his lair, then set his coffin on top of a giant cross. 33. Do the thing from 31. Wait several days until the vampire is really hungry, then bless a pouch of sheep's blood and chuck it onto his island. Sit in a lawn chair on the river bank with a bowl of popcorn and watch the show. :devil:
moosekickedmysisterstoof 10-05-04, 05:21 PM	Kick him in the groin with some silver spike-toed, blessed, boots, then (while he's doubled-over) perform the tombstone piledriver on him and shove his head in a bucket of holy water.