Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Nurgan_the_drunked 10-12-04, 04:01 AM	Not an overly sensible one. I love inevitables, but they can't all enforce big things. Don't worry about how these things get enforced, its often odder to let them be there. 1) Heroes will not spend all their time in the bar 2) If you drink to much, you will get hung over 3) Never end a sentence with a preposition 4) If it ain't broke, don't fix it
MortalPlague 10-12-04, 04:03 AM	Murphy's Law. The Law of Evolution. The Laws of Physics. :D
Nived 10-12-04, 01:01 PM	8) using the correct soup spoon. 9) Elbows off the table. 10) No chewing with your mouth open.
JabberWocky 10-12-04, 01:05 PM	11) It is rude to spit in front of a lady... 12) It is better to give than to receive 13) Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball
kliate 10-12-04, 01:09 PM	14. What goes up must come down 15. Conservation of Mass/Energy 16. Probability
Kyy'Dakh 10-12-04, 01:30 PM	17) The law of averages 18) No typing in ALL CAPS. 19) Use apostrophe's correctly. 20) "Lose" will be spelled correctly. 21) "Affect" is a verb. "Effect" is a noun (usually). Get it right, people.
Ricohard_Draconis 10-12-04, 02:04 PM	22) your keys will never be where you left them 23) No plan ever turns out as it was supposed too.
Kyy'Dakh 10-12-04, 02:07 PM	24) The first 90% of your project will take up 90% of your time. The last 10% of the project will take up 90% of your time. 25) All projects take longer than expected. This rule still applies, even after you try to compensate for it.
digoraccoon 10-12-04, 02:11 PM	26) If you really have to ask, then you shouldn't know.
kliate 10-12-04, 02:14 PM	27) Things are always in the last place you look for them.
Mithral Icesilver 10-12-04, 04:56 PM	28) If you cut a house in half, it'll fall over.
Vanigo 10-12-04, 05:10 PM	29) Do not feed the bears 30) Robots will always rebel against their creators 31) A natural 20 always hits
Nurgan_the_drunked 10-13-04, 03:55 AM	17) The law of averages Great way to deal with those annoying people who always roll well on attacks 32) There's no such thing as a free lunch 33) If you keep fiddling, it'll fall off 34) All the best girls are married 35) there's never law enforcement around when you need it
Slagger the Chuul 10-13-04, 06:16 AM	36)Cats always land on their feet 37)Bread always lands buttered-side down 38)Practice makes perfect 39)A rolling stone gathers no moss 40)Too many cooks spoils the broth
Mithral Icesilver 10-13-04, 06:11 PM	41) Nobody knows what THE question is. For those of you who can't remember ever having read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the answer is 42.
green_yawgmoth 10-13-04, 08:03 PM	41) Nobody knows what THE question is. For those of you who can't remember ever having read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the answer is 42.Six times nine, derr. ;) http://photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
Willie the Duck 10-13-04, 11:49 PM	27) Things are always in the last place you look for them. Well that is redundant. Once you've found it, why would you keep looking?
EvilPettingZoo 10-14-04, 12:22 AM	42) Elephants should not spontaneously explode. 43) Learning the piano is more worthy than marching up and down the square. 44) Potatoes make ineffective writing utensils. 45) Everything must be somewhere.
kliate 10-14-04, 10:58 AM	Well that is redundant. Once you've found it, why would you keep looking? The rule holds little relevance for when you've found the item, I grant you - but those who have not found what they are looking for have broken this commonly accepted law, in that the item was not in the last place that they looked. 46) Collective intelligence is inversely proportional to the number of people present 47) The atom is, by meaning of the word, indivisible. 48) Money is the root of all evil 49) If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, it should not stand up again simply to fall over on the next adventuring party to pass by for the mere sake of being noticed. 50) At age 50, everyone gets the face that they deserve.
Ambli Ironcutter 10-14-04, 01:01 PM	51) Chaos Theory 52) The Theory of Relativity 53) A watched pot never boils 54) Matter & Antimatter 55) Political Promises I realize that two of these are theories, but if they aren't inforced, they can't be proven.
CuCulain42 10-14-04, 02:36 PM	53) A watched pot never boils 56)but an un-watched pot boils over. 57)Never underestimater the power of stupid people in large numbers 58)Nothin unreal exists 59)Make something fool proof and only fools can use it. (Shouldn't this thread really be in the D&D general forum?)
Nurgan_the_drunked 10-15-04, 04:45 AM	49) If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, it should not stand up again simply to fall over on the next adventuring party to pass by for the mere sake of being noticed. I thought they might run to where a tree is about to fall down, so there will be someone around to hear it. That way, monks don't have to worry about whether it makes a noise. 60) Dwarves shall be more stable, rangers shall be good, halfings will use small weapons, noone shall use THAC0. Who says you don't have to use the latest edition.....
krichaiushii 10-15-04, 06:38 AM	61) D&D is only a game, so it matters not what your buddy in the SCA did at his martial arts dojo last night - if the rules say no, forget it! 62) Chronically stupid people are not allowed to breed. 63) The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
kliate 10-15-04, 03:18 PM	64) If at first you don't succeed, try again.
Mithral Icesilver 10-16-04, 02:59 PM	Six times nine, derr. Nope! It's "Pick a number, any number." :D No hard feelings. Just look at when Marvin is talking to the matress on Sqornshellous Beta.
The_one_wit_a_reason 10-16-04, 05:04 PM	65)if it aint broke dont fix it 66)if you see a dragon dont throw yer dagger at it 67)boomerangs never come back 68)there are never cops when you need them bu twhen you dont want em around ther always there 69)dogs hate cats 70)if you get kicked directly in the nuts itll hurt