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flyingmoose

05-30-04, 01:17 AM
Half-Dragon Awakened Donkey
Small Dragon
Hit Dice: 1d10+2 (7 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 20 ft. (6 squares), fly 40 ft. (average)
Armor Class: 17 (+1 Dex, +6 natural), touch 11,
flat-footed 16
Base Attack/Grapple: +0/+0
Attack: Bite +4 melee (1d4+4)
Full Attack: Bite +4 melee (1d4+4)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Breath Weapon
Special Qualities: Immune to fire, paralysis, and sleep,
low-light vision, scent
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +3, Will -1
Abilities: Str 18, Dex 13, Con 14, Int 11, Wis 8, Cha 14
Skills: Balance +5, Listen +3, Spot +1
Feats: Endurance
Environment: Computer-generated Disney Movies
Organization: Solitary or Family (1 awakened donkey plus 1
adult pink dragon plus 2-8 wyrmlings)
Challenge Rating: 1/6
Advancement: --
Level Adjustment: --
These weird-looking creatures are the spawn of an unholy union that you'd only know about if you stuck around after the credits.

Combat
Donkey bites. It's only natural that his kids would, too.
Breath Weapon: 30ft. cone of fire, Reflex DC 13 for half damage.
Skills: Donkeys have a +2 racial bonus on Balance checks.
fiskpaj

05-30-04, 07:52 AM
Didn't Donkey kick someone in the first movie?
Melles, Lord of Badgers

05-30-04, 10:15 AM
yeah, donkey should get a slam attack because he did kick and he did headbut a couple of the knights. thus, if donkey had, these "spawn of satian" would too.

otherwise, good jorb! i would have made it if you didn't.:thumbsup:

ps: make Puss in Boots, antropomorhic cat, useing the Puss in Boots Prc (non-existant, make it urself! please! otherwise :bigeyes: ongaurd! :fight!: :heehee :rofl: )
Shifting Master

05-30-04, 10:19 AM
Nice idea.

How much damage does the breath weapon do?
Melles, Lord of Badgers

05-30-04, 06:26 PM
try for the tiny red dragon's breath weapon damage
Adrez Nesnsid

05-30-04, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Melles, Lord of Badgers
yeah, donkey should get a slam attack because he did kick and he did headbut a couple of the knights. thus, if donkey had, these "spawn of satian" would too.

otherwise, good jorb! i would have made it if you didn't.:thumbsup:

ps: make Puss in Boots, antropomorhic cat, useing the Puss in Boots Prc (non-existant, make it urself! please! other wise [B]*makes cute look* ongaurd! :fight!: :heehee :rofl: )

you should replace the phrase "*makes cute look*" in that post, with the "bigeyes" smiley ( :bigeyes: ).
Edymnion

05-30-04, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Melles, Lord of Badgers
ps: make Puss in Boots, antropomorhic cat, useing the Puss in Boots Prc (non-existant, make it urself! please! other wise *makes cute look* ongaurd! :fight!: :heehee :rofl: ) Nah, he's obviously a Duelist!
Vaalingrade Ashland

05-30-04, 07:24 PM
I need to go make a thread of Shrek DnD stuff. We were talking about the half dragon donkeys, the potions, the wand, the *ahem* pastery...
Melles, Lord of Badgers

05-30-04, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by EdymnionOriginally posted by Melles, Lord of Badgers
ps: make Puss in Boots, antropomorhic cat, useing the Puss in Boots Prc (non-existant, make it urself! please! other wise :bigeyes: ongaurd!:fight!: :heehee:rofl: ) Nah, he's obviously a Duelist! maybe, but can a deulist do this :bigeyes: and make hardened knights say "Awww..."

the *ahem* pastery... :heehee:rofl:
Flamy

05-30-04, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Melles, Lord of Badgers
Nah, he's obviously a Duelist! maybe, but can a deulist do this :bigeyes: and make hardened knights say "Awww..."

:heehee:rofl:

That's a Supernatural Cuteness ability. Either that or the duelist has a hidden power we know nothing off...:smirk:

I actually like that creature. Too bad my friends made me go out of the theater before the credits ended, or I may have seen the dragons. Why ME!
Melles, Lord of Badgers

05-30-04, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Flamy
maybe, but can a deulist do this :bigeyes: and make hardened knights say "Awww..."

:heehee:rofl:

That's a Supernatural Cuteness ability. Either that or the duelist has a hidden power we know nothing off...:smirk:

I actually like that creature. Too bad my friends made me go out of the theater before the credits ended, or I may have seen the dragons. Why ME! [/B] you poor, poor person. you must buy it then.

*my favorite scenes featuring Puss! in Boots!*

*chugs milk*"I hate mondays..." (thats a garfield reference if you are too dense too know that)

stops cleaning himself to look at feona after she thinks he's shreik for a moment "For you...i might be" donkey:"yeah, in your dreams, Puss!"

"hey, aren't we supose to be having a fiesta!?!" gets on stage
R.M.G.C.L.F.

05-30-04, 11:51 PM
You forgot to adjust the CR for the template, something like 1 or 2.
Melles, Lord of Badgers

05-31-04, 08:20 AM
it's 2
Riznar

05-31-04, 08:46 AM
Shrek is most definately NOT a Disney movie.
Melles, Lord of Badgers

05-31-04, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Riznar
Shrek is most definately NOT a Disney movie.
Dude, What was that about?
Riznar

06-01-04, 12:13 PM
Environment: Computer-generated Disney Movies


He got the environment wrong. :p
Wolf72

06-01-04, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Melles, Lord of Badgers
Dude, What was that about?

on a side note ... your sig is way to long ... I can hardly make out what's post and what's gibberish/sig line.
Melles, Lord of Badgers

06-01-04, 04:21 PM
easy, the small solid line seprates the sig from the post:D
Wolf72

06-02-04, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Melles, Lord of Badgers
easy, the small solid line seprates the sig from the post:D

ha ha ha :rolleyes:

let me try this again ...

your sig is way to long, and it gets in the way of reading the rest of the posts just by its sheer size.

:behold:
Quetzi the Conquistador

06-02-04, 08:54 PM
I have to side with wolf on this one. Melles, you have a very long sig, but what's worse you never post anything truly substantial, only short little bits. If you aren't going to post something substantial I'd advise turning off your sig temporarily.
Edymnion

06-02-04, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Wolf72
on a side note ... your sig is way to long ... I can hardly make out what's post and what's gibberish/sig line. Click on User Cp, and I think its Profile, and turn on your Sig Limiter.

I have mine set to 10 lines.
I have no problems with long sigs, the system just automatically hacks off EVERYTHING after 10 lines, and I don't see it. Because, frankly, if you can't say it in under 10 lines, it shouldn't be in a sig.
Feathercircle

06-03-04, 12:00 AM
Or, if you truly believe that he never posts anything substantial, add him to your ignore list and you'll never have to see the sig again.

I won't be doing that, however, as my own ignore list is reserved for the small handful of bigots who still pop up around here from time to time.
Lord_Naerik

06-03-04, 07:18 AM
Like, "I hate Gnomes" bigots?
Wolf72

06-03-04, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by Lord Naerik
Like, "I hate Gnomes" bigots?

yeah! ... well no :)

but, thanks for the ideas guys ...

*wolf is off to play in cp*

sig's are good badger, but eek, your's is just to long ...

edit: oi, edy, very nice ... never noticed that before. Long sigs are much more bearable now
Drone23

06-03-04, 10:44 AM
Just remember the lesson of "Shrek 1": Short people suck and stick with your own kind.

Good lessons for kids...


That's a joke.
Brian.C

06-03-04, 03:29 PM
Puss 'N Boots was my favorite character in the movie, so I have some ideas...

Here's how to make Puss 'N Boots:

Start with an Awakened cat with enough Intelligence for one bonus language (he speaks English and Spanish)

Add about ten levels of Rogue. Be sure to give him Weapon Finesse as a feat and maybe Weapon Focus (rapier).

Give him the following special properties:

Humanoid form (Su): As a free action, Puss can shift between his normal cat fom, and a small, humanoid form in which he has humanlike hands, walks upright, and moves at a speed of 30. He can remain in either form indefinately. (He prefers humanoid form)

Cute Charm (Su): As a standard action, Puss can change his features to look so adorable that foes hesitate to strike him. When using this ability, Good- and Neutral- aligned enemies must make a Will save at DC 15, or be unable to attack him. Evil enemies must only make the save at DC 10, as they are resistant to such charms. The DC save is Wisdom based.


One thing about Puss that I'm not sure of is alignment. He's a bounty hunter, which isn't a very nice profession, but at the same time, he has a strong sense of honor. Any suggestions?

- Brian
Melles, Lord of Badgers

06-04-04, 05:44 PM
sorry for causing so much grief with my sig.
Veton

06-04-04, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Brian.C
One thing about Puss that I'm not sure of is alignment. He's a bounty hunter, which isn't a very nice profession, but at the same time, he has a strong sense of honor. Any suggestions?

I would say Lawful Neutral. He isn't Good, but he isn't Evil either. His sense of honor is definitly a Lawful trait.
Azual

06-04-04, 05:58 PM
waita sec...
you mean shrek can be in DND but anime shouldnt
i wnat my money back
:sad:
Brian.C

06-04-04, 06:36 PM
Some anime shows could make good RPG, maybe of an Urban Arcana feel.

For example, could you imagine an Urban Arcana campaign based on Code Lyoko? (hope I spelled that right).

It is even possible to combine RPG with card games to make an Urban Arcana campaign based on Yu-Gi-Oh!. The card game to battle your enemies, standard RPG methods for the other aspects of the anime. (Of course, a DM in this position would have to find a way to portray every villain without owning every card in the game... not all villains have the same deck, and one can't exactly spend a fortune on secret rares...)

Anime is certainly a good idea for RPGs.

- Brian
Azual

06-04-04, 06:41 PM
i was really thinkin shows like inyasha, rurouni kenshin (go sanosuke!), and dot hack sign would make really good campaigns.
that and ELder Scrolls
HMMMMMM....

:behold:
DrMorganes

06-05-04, 12:56 AM
Because, frankly, if you can't say it in under 10 lines, it shouldn't be in a sig.
That's a bit generous, in my opinion. I limit mine to 4....