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The Vorpal Tribble 04-01-05, 10:19 PM	Eh, Steve! http://forestpirate.net/pictures/eh-steve.gif A small, blockish creature quickly zips towards you and skids to a hald. With a call of 'Eh, Steve!' he just as quickly turns and runs out of sight... Type: Small Aberration Hit Dice: 2d8 +8 Initiative: +3 Speed: 30 ft. AC: 14 (+3 natural, +1 size) BAB/Grapple: +1/-3 Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft. Attack: Slam +2 melee (1d4) Full attack: Slam +2 melee (1d4) Special Attacks: Favored Enemy, Power of Eh, Spell-like Abilities Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., Resistance to Heat/5 Saves: Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +0 Abilities: Str 10, Dex 16, Con 18, Int 12, Wis 5, Cha 9 Skills: Hide +8, Perform (Dance) +4, Sneak +8 Feats: Run ________________________ Environment: Plane of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Organization: Solitary CR: 1-2 Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Treasure: None Advancement: - Eh Steve has a blocky, vaguely cubical body of a murky greenish-brown color with thick, hard leathery skin. At his lower half is a number of runish tatoos, possibly enscribed as an aid to his powers. At the top of his body are two large, triangular eyes, and in the middle a large mouth beneath a thin, curled moustache. He is supported by two thin, almost stickly legs which nevertheless are of great strength, supporting the body and able to propel him at quick speeds. Its arms are somewhat atrophied and lack any manipulative extensions. Combat: Eh Steve is a noncombatant, infuriating his enemies into persuing and leading them into cunning traps. Favored Enemy (Ex): Eh Steve gains a +2 bonus on Bluff, Listen, Sense Motive, Spot, and Survival checks when using these skills against animated objects. Likewise, his land speed increases by 10 ft. to escape creatures of this type. Power of Eh (Su): Once per year Eh Steve's mouth can detach and explode the universe. No save. Spell-like abilities: At will/ Detect Magic, Mage Hand; 3/day Expeditious Retreat, Magic Mouth; 1/day Dimension Door; Spell-level 4. Save DC's are Charisma based.
Murr-Quan Lord #2 04-02-05, 09:42 AM	*wince* That sounds like something from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Or something. Meaning, one of those shows my brothers watch that is hilarious at the same time that it's absolutely demented. >.>
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 04-02-05, 10:01 AM	:clap:
The Vorpal Tribble 04-02-05, 10:29 AM	Its from www.HomestarRunner.com Murr Quan, mocking in particular the kind of cartoons you just mentioned ;) Specfifically: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail72.html and a second appearance in http://www.homestarrunner.com/dween_cakes.html
CzarGarrett 04-02-05, 11:24 AM	*wince* That sounds like something from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Or something. Meaning, one of those shows my brothers watch that is hilarious at the same time that it's absolutely demented. >.> Thats exactly what I was thinking. Cause Dr. Weird's assistant is named Steve.
11d7 04-02-05, 11:34 AM	I give it a 10/10 for monster Design. I praticularly like how it lures things into traps. Yay! Homestar Runner. Did you see the sign yesterday? lol.
The Vorpal Tribble 04-02-05, 12:20 PM	Did you see the sign yesterday? lol. "I'm gonna come out of my shell and show who's whooooooooooo!" :rofl:
Barloch 04-02-05, 12:59 PM	Same design Monthly fee More banner adds! Subscriptions are the latest craze! Now we need a wheel chair monster who has the favored enemy "Eh, steve!"
Great Cthulhu 05-21-05, 03:19 PM	"I know your out there somewhere, Eh Steve!"-the Wheelchair Great idea! This is the second Homestar Runner character that I've seen for the D20 system. (The other one was Trogdor.)