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Emissary666 12-05-07, 04:31 PM	:f: Hello positively-charged mortal fools! Welcome to The Crypt, I am Nerullauth, the god of Undeath and Evil. (Not to be confused with my older brother Nerull) :devil: And I am Graath, the half-demon, half-devil, half-Yugoloth :f: Um, that's three halves. :devil: SHUT UP MORTAL! :f: I'm undead. :devil: Same thing. :f: No it is not. But that does not matter right now. What matters now is that anybody asks us a question independent of any specific reality... :devil: ...such as Ebberon. :f: ...that concerns evil in the form of outsiders, undead, or anything else like that. Though, I must state that we are legally obliged to tell you that we may not answer any questions directed toward aberrations. :devil: So start asking, OR I WILL EAT YOU SOUL!
Thegans 12-05-07, 04:45 PM	How come Graath isn't part demodand and part night hag also? Are you aware that their is another ask thread featuring a necromancer and a fiend? Whats your oppinion on Athropus? (Elder Evil's excerpt.) Why doesn't the general of Gehenna ever do anything? Since when did spiders and bugs become associated with evil if there neutral alligned? Is the aberation thing because of the ask an aberation talk show? How many times a day does Demogorgan try to kill himself? How can the undead guy be mortal if he's a diety?
Emissary666 12-05-07, 06:07 PM	:f: Well, we're kind of idiotic (OOC: Search is just plain old annoying) but we can try to answer your questions in the most understandable way. Graath is a twisted mutation of every sort of non-material plane evil thing EXCEPT for the night hag, that is his sister. :devil: Also, we are technologically blind so the answer to your second question is no. :f: The answer to you Antropus question, he is my idol! :devil: Mine too, only is less of a way as Nerullauth, he worships any being a great power. (He is the lowest for of god the is, Lower even than a quasi-deity) :f: I HEARD THAT! Concerning Gehenna, it is pretty hard to get an audience with the General of Gehenna, so his motives are unclear to me and Graath. But, he does make a giant walking city move around, he has the power of a god in his realm, and he has a giant army. Why he does nothing is a mystery, but he probably has the same motives as any sane being, to take over everything in existing. :devil: as for the aberrations, yes, we try not to tread on anybody territory knowingly. :f: Yes, we may be evil, but we do understand common courtesy. :devil: Yes, I hate that but I just hate people getting mad at me. In concern to Demogorgan, the answer is 427. He has succeeded before, but his followers always bring him back. :f: Yes, I have even helped with that. About my godhood, there are a few things. A) Graath refers to everyone as MORTAL! even if they are not. B) I am essentially a worm compared to most deities. I am what could be called The Grim Reaper, I fetch the souls from their bodys. :devil: CORRECT, MORTAL! :f: You can shut up now. :devil: NEVER!
Thegans 12-05-07, 10:14 PM	Since demons and devils usually try to constantly kill each other and the yuggoloths sell them weapons and stuff does Graath sell weapons and stuff to himself to try to commit suicide? If Graath was cloned would they call each other mortal? Nerullauth are you stronger or weaker than the abomination in the epic level handbook? Why did a thread trying to discuss the nature of evil turn into a debate about gravity, predestination, and quantum physics?
Emissary666 12-06-07, 07:27 AM	:devil: I actually do attempt suicide on a regular bases, but lets examine the relationship between devils and demons. The devils are logical, cold, and more subtle. The demons are wild, short-sighted beings of destruction. Just the personality difference could be the root of the Blood War. :f: but it is not, devils are actually fallen angels created for the point of combating the demon hoards. This plan was a complete failure. :devil: Correct. Yugoloths are the neutral party, they are mercenaries and merchants of destruction working for either side. :f: This reminds me, what is your opinion for the Blood War, Graath? :devil: For the demons and devils to put aside their differences AND INVADE THE MATERIAL PLANE!!! :f: That is never going to happen on a large scale, you realize that, right? :devil: SHUT UP MORTAL!!! :f: I am undead! But that brings us to our next question, if Graath was cloned, they would indeed call each other "MORTAL!". :devil: next question, what is the meaning to life? :f: wrong question :devil: sorry, is Nerullauth strong than an abomination. Well, the correct answer is moot. Nerullauth is a atropal, just grown up. :f: Yep, I was a giant decomposing baby. And that is all the time was have. Goodbye :devil: STOP TALKING! :f: Shut up.
Echoes of Deception 12-07-07, 02:12 PM	If you're supposed to be the grim reaper, shouldn't you be a farmer, instead of a god?
Emissary666 12-07-07, 03:35 PM	:devil: Actually, his title is The Farmer. (snicker) :f: Sadly, true.