Axiomatic Donkey ("Perfect Ass") [Archive] - Wizards Community

Axiomatic Donkey ("Perfect Ass") [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Rinian2
03-18-08, 05:04 AM Axiomatic Donkey ("Perfect Ass")
Medium Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 2d10+2 (13 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 13 (+1 Dex, +2 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+1
Attack: Bite +1 melee (1d2)
Full Attack: Bite +1 melee (1d2)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Smite chaos
Special Qualities: SR 4, scent, linked minds, darkvision 60ft; cold, electricity, fire, and sonic resistance 5
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +4, Will +0
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 13, Con 12, Int 3, Wis 11, Cha 4
Skills: Balance +3, Listen +3, Spot +2
Feats: Endurance
Environment: Temperate deserts
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 1/6
Alignment: Always lawful neutral
Advancement: —

Combat
Smite Chaos (Su): Once per day an axiomatic donkey can make a normal attack to deal an additional +2 damage against a chaotic opponent.
Linked Minds (Ex): Axiomatic donkeys within 300 feet of one another are in constant communication. If one is aware of a particular danger, they all are. If one in the group is not flat-footed, none of them are. No axiomatic donkey in the group is considered flanked unless they all are.

I was just struck by the thought of this creature simply because of its alternate name; like the axiomatic bulette is otherwise known as the perfect landshark. Although, thinking about it now, the alternate word I have used for donkey may be blocked...

Oh well, I hope this brings a grin to someone's face anyway.
Sorcen_Anenooata
03-18-08, 11:40 AM Indeed it made me smile. Nice ass by the way.
Orchomenos
03-18-08, 11:51 AM Indeed it made me smile. Nice ass by the way.

Can't help but think about Kylie Minogue... You know, that Ausstralian singer... :P
Slagger the Chuul
03-19-08, 04:25 AM I think it's time for me to put the axiomatic template on a psionic goblin and play around with false sensory input. :)
ninja1
03-25-08, 02:16 PM This certainly made me smile... thanks for brightening my day! :D
ChaosWolf1982
03-25-08, 06:00 PM I think it's time for me to put the axiomatic template on a psionic goblin and play around with false sensory input. :)

I don't get it.
Kain_Darkwind
03-25-08, 06:09 PM A donkey named Keyra Augustina. Awesome.
Slagger the Chuul
03-25-08, 09:59 PM I don't get it.

Yes, I thought it might be a little obtuse.
ChaosWolf1982
03-26-08, 05:31 PM Yes, I thought it might be a little obtuse.

So explain.
Slagger the Chuul
03-26-08, 10:34 PM So explain.

And spoil all the potential fun of working it out when you haven't made it even part of the way? You wound me.
MadPrak_Mark2
03-26-08, 11:41 PM yes, but would anyone tap it?
Slagger the Chuul
03-27-08, 02:20 AM yes, but would anyone tap it?

No, they'll probably just stick to the axiomatic donkey. :P
Rinian2
03-27-08, 02:38 AM In Australia, if someone makes a perfect ass out of themselves they have done something that is deserving of ridicule... :eek: This definition could put an entirely new spin on some of the replies to my post... :P

Of course, I agree that Kylie is quite possibly related to an axiomatic donkey...

My guess for the axiomatic psionic goblin with illusionary powers would be... Perfect Blue Mirage?
Silverthumb
03-28-08, 01:38 AM yes, but would anyone tap it?

Like Michael McKean's vertebrae. :D

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Rinian2 03-18-08, 05:04 AM	Axiomatic Donkey ("Perfect Ass") Medium Magical Beast Hit Dice: 2d10+2 (13 hp) Initiative: +1 Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares) Armor Class: 13 (+1 Dex, +2 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 12 Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+1 Attack: Bite +1 melee (1d2) Full Attack: Bite +1 melee (1d2) Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft. Special Attacks: Smite chaos Special Qualities: SR 4, scent, linked minds, darkvision 60ft; cold, electricity, fire, and sonic resistance 5 Saves: Fort +4, Ref +4, Will +0 Abilities: Str 10, Dex 13, Con 12, Int 3, Wis 11, Cha 4 Skills: Balance +3, Listen +3, Spot +2 Feats: Endurance Environment: Temperate deserts Organization: Solitary Challenge Rating: 1/6 Alignment: Always lawful neutral Advancement: — Combat Smite Chaos (Su): Once per day an axiomatic donkey can make a normal attack to deal an additional +2 damage against a chaotic opponent. Linked Minds (Ex): Axiomatic donkeys within 300 feet of one another are in constant communication. If one is aware of a particular danger, they all are. If one in the group is not flat-footed, none of them are. No axiomatic donkey in the group is considered flanked unless they all are. I was just struck by the thought of this creature simply because of its alternate name; like the axiomatic bulette is otherwise known as the perfect landshark. Although, thinking about it now, the alternate word I have used for donkey may be blocked... Oh well, I hope this brings a grin to someone's face anyway.
Sorcen_Anenooata 03-18-08, 11:40 AM	Indeed it made me smile. Nice ass by the way.
Orchomenos 03-18-08, 11:51 AM	Indeed it made me smile. Nice ass by the way. Can't help but think about Kylie Minogue... You know, that Ausstralian singer... :P
Slagger the Chuul 03-19-08, 04:25 AM	I think it's time for me to put the axiomatic template on a psionic goblin and play around with false sensory input. :)
ninja1 03-25-08, 02:16 PM	This certainly made me smile... thanks for brightening my day! :D
ChaosWolf1982 03-25-08, 06:00 PM	I think it's time for me to put the axiomatic template on a psionic goblin and play around with false sensory input. :) I don't get it.
Kain_Darkwind 03-25-08, 06:09 PM	A donkey named Keyra Augustina. Awesome.
Slagger the Chuul 03-25-08, 09:59 PM	I don't get it. Yes, I thought it might be a little obtuse.
ChaosWolf1982 03-26-08, 05:31 PM	Yes, I thought it might be a little obtuse. So explain.
Slagger the Chuul 03-26-08, 10:34 PM	So explain. And spoil all the potential fun of working it out when you haven't made it even part of the way? You wound me.
MadPrak_Mark2 03-26-08, 11:41 PM	yes, but would anyone tap it?
Slagger the Chuul 03-27-08, 02:20 AM	yes, but would anyone tap it? No, they'll probably just stick to the axiomatic donkey. :P
Rinian2 03-27-08, 02:38 AM	In Australia, if someone makes a perfect ass out of themselves they have done something that is deserving of ridicule... :eek: This definition could put an entirely new spin on some of the replies to my post... :P Of course, I agree that Kylie is quite possibly related to an axiomatic donkey... My guess for the axiomatic psionic goblin with illusionary powers would be... Perfect Blue Mirage?
Silverthumb 03-28-08, 01:38 AM	yes, but would anyone tap it? Like Michael McKean's vertebrae. :D