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ieattrollsforbreakfast 03-21-04, 01:36 PM	A nasty encounter with a flock of geese inspired me to make this creature. Trust me, when people say geese make better guards than dogs, they are VERY right. Dire Goose Large Animal Hit Dice: 7d8+42 (73 hp) Initiative: +2 (+2 Dex) Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares), fly 50 ft. (average), swim 20 ft. (4 squares) Armor Class: 17 (-1 size, +2 Dex, +6 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 15 Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+17 Attack: Bite +12 melee (2d6 +8) Full Attack: Bite +12 melee (2d6 +8) Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft. Special Attacks: - Special Qualities: Low-light vision Saves: Fort +13, Ref +7, Will +3 Abilities: Str 27, Dex 15, Con 23, Int 2, Wis 9, Cha 12 Skills: Hide -2, Intimidate +5, Listen +2, Spot +2 Feats: Endurance,Great Fortitude,Iron Will -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Environment: Temperate marshes Organization: Solitary, Brace, or Flock (2-5) Challenge Rating: 6 Treasure: None Alignment: Always neutral Advancement: 8-14 HD (Large); 15-21 HD (Huge) Level Adjustment: - The enormous bird stands infront of you with its head lowered and wings spread wide. As it opens its beak it reveals long, serated, daggerlike teeth. The dire goose is a fearsome bird feared by all that have encountered it. Fiercly territorial, the dire goose will try to scare away creature that dares come close to its ground. If the creature is not away within seconds, it will attack. The dire goose resembles its smaller, and only slightly more docile, kin. It has a large body with a long neck, with a tough hide covered in brown or white feathers. Combat A dire goose usually attacks on the ground with its bite attack, though they will occasionally fight on the wing. Its tactics are simple, it will bite atits victim until it is dead. Rake(Ex): A dire goose fighting on the wing can make a rake attack with two claws, each dealing 1d6+4 damage at a +7 attack bonus, in addition to its bite attack.
ieattrollsforbreakfast 03-21-04, 01:45 PM	Just to show you how much I now hate geese: Infernal Dire Goose Large Magical Beast (Extraplanar) Hit Dice: 7d8+42 (73 hp) Initiative: +2 (+2 Dex) Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares), fly 50 ft. (average), swim 20 ft. (4 squares) Armor Class: 17 (-1 size, +2 Dex, +6 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 15 Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+17 Attack: Bite +12 melee (2d6 +8) Full Attack: Bite +12 melee (2d6 +8) Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft. Special Attacks: Rake, Smite Good Special Qualities: Low-light vision, Darkvision 60ft, Resitance to Cold and Fire 5, DR 5/magic, SR 12 Saves: Fort +13, Ref +7, Will +3 Abilities: Str 27, Dex 15, Con 23, Int 3, Wis 9, Cha 12 Skills: Hide -2, Intimidate +5, Listen +2, Spot +2 Feats: Endurance,Great Fortitude,Iron Will -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Environment: Any lower plane Organization: Solitary, Brace, or Flock (2-5) Challenge Rating: 7 Treasure: None Alignment: Always Lawful Evil Advancement: 8-14 HD (Large); 15-21 HD (Huge) Level Adjustment: - This fiendish bird is a terrifying sight to behold. Its large body is covered head to toe in blood-red and black feathers, and bloody continually drips from its serated beak. The infernal dire goose calls the River Styx its territory. It has been known to attack the most powerful of fiends crossing the river in defence of its river. The evil birds are a constant menace to the boatmen, attacking them in sight Combat An infernal dire goose usually attacks on the ground with its bite attack, though they will occasionally fight on the wing. Its tactics are simple, it will bite at its victim until it is dead. Rake(Ex): A dire goose fighting on the wing can make a rake attack with two claws, each dealing 1d6+4 damage at a +7 attack bonus, in addition to its bite attack. Smite Good (Su): Once per day the infernal dire goose can make a normal melee attack to deal extra damage equal to its HD total (+7 for non advanced) against a good foe.
Raven_Silverfire 03-22-04, 08:54 AM	it sounds better than the undead vomiting were squirrel a friend of mine and i created. it had acid vomit which caused not only real damage but a charisma penalty as your friends laughed at you for being covered in squirrel vomit. at least you thought out your geese of evilness