Canadian Template [Archive] - Wizards Community

Canadian Template [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
DrakeRunner
09-01-03, 11:08 PM This template can be applied to any creature from Canada, hereafter referred to as the base creature

The base creature gains the following special qualities:

Eh ya hoser: The base creature gains a +2 bonus to Bluff to any creature that he speaks the language to if he is in dialogue with them.

Canadian Military: The base creature suffers a -6 penalty to Intimidate checks if the subject knows of Canada.

Hockey Fan: The base creature may add their Preform: Hockey skill to their Intimidate checks

Yes, this is a joke.
SputnikCorp
09-01-03, 11:25 PM here's one:

patience: the base creature is immune to any derogatory statements made by an american if the base creature can roll its eyes, shake its head and calmly walks away.

beer guzzle: the base creature can recieve a +2 to it's fortitude save versus the affects of the beer consumed. +10 if the beer consumed is american.
Darkash_The_Holy
09-01-03, 11:45 PM LOL OMG sputnik thats AWSOME I am so going to try and get my DM to let me use those skills.

CANADA OWNS ALL
Galahad_Knight
09-01-03, 11:58 PM LOL, they need DR5/REAL bacon. The sight of real bacon frightens and weakens the ham-loving canadian monster.
Shemeska the Marauder
09-02-03, 03:56 AM With special reference to the hockey intimidate special attack...

Special attack: Shirting. The base creature may, as a free action, attempt to pull the subject's shirt over his head

(from a hockey fan friend in my gaming group)
Galahad_Knight
09-02-03, 04:42 AM Curling...can;t forget curling!
Curling grands expotic weapon profs in Curling Stone and Broom. It'll give the player a bonus when working weith other canadian monsters on a field of ice. One canadian creature can slide the Stone down the lane while others equipped with Brooms can use an enhanced version of Aid Another which grants a cumulative +4 to the attack toll. The stone can be used to make ranged trip attacks.:D
SWEEP!!!!!

God...I love curling.
itsclark
09-02-03, 07:42 AM Monsters which advance by character class may choose from the following prestige classes: Mountie or Lumberjack.
WizO_Catoblepas
09-02-03, 08:12 AM Jokes, even though they are not meant to be hurtful, can still end up being hurtful to others, especially if they deal with race, religion, or nationality. Hence, I'm closing this thread. Don't start it again.

Catoblepas (whose grandmother happens to be Canadian)

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
DrakeRunner 09-01-03, 11:08 PM	This template can be applied to any creature from Canada, hereafter referred to as the base creature The base creature gains the following special qualities: Eh ya hoser: The base creature gains a +2 bonus to Bluff to any creature that he speaks the language to if he is in dialogue with them. Canadian Military: The base creature suffers a -6 penalty to Intimidate checks if the subject knows of Canada. Hockey Fan: The base creature may add their Preform: Hockey skill to their Intimidate checks Yes, this is a joke.
SputnikCorp 09-01-03, 11:25 PM	here's one: patience: the base creature is immune to any derogatory statements made by an american if the base creature can roll its eyes, shake its head and calmly walks away. beer guzzle: the base creature can recieve a +2 to it's fortitude save versus the affects of the beer consumed. +10 if the beer consumed is american.
Darkash_The_Holy 09-01-03, 11:45 PM	LOL OMG sputnik thats AWSOME I am so going to try and get my DM to let me use those skills. CANADA OWNS ALL
Galahad_Knight 09-01-03, 11:58 PM	LOL, they need DR5/REAL bacon. The sight of real bacon frightens and weakens the ham-loving canadian monster.
Shemeska the Marauder 09-02-03, 03:56 AM	With special reference to the hockey intimidate special attack... Special attack: Shirting. The base creature may, as a free action, attempt to pull the subject's shirt over his head (from a hockey fan friend in my gaming group)
Galahad_Knight 09-02-03, 04:42 AM	Curling...can;t forget curling! Curling grands expotic weapon profs in Curling Stone and Broom. It'll give the player a bonus when working weith other canadian monsters on a field of ice. One canadian creature can slide the Stone down the lane while others equipped with Brooms can use an enhanced version of Aid Another which grants a cumulative +4 to the attack toll. The stone can be used to make ranged trip attacks.:D SWEEP!!!!! God...I love curling.
itsclark 09-02-03, 07:42 AM	Monsters which advance by character class may choose from the following prestige classes: Mountie or Lumberjack.
WizO_Catoblepas 09-02-03, 08:12 AM	Jokes, even though they are not meant to be hurtful, can still end up being hurtful to others, especially if they deal with race, religion, or nationality. Hence, I'm closing this thread. Don't start it again. Catoblepas (whose grandmother happens to be Canadian)