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Funny Slaughter 11-15-03, 10:43 AM	hi all, i am quite missing all the chickens from over the old board. i would like to put out a challenge: take this chicken: CHICKEN Tiny Animal Hit Dice: 1/4 d8 (1 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 10 ft. (2 squares), fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex), touch 14, flat-footed 12 Base Attack/Grapple: +0/–13 Attack: Claws +4 melee (1d2–5) Full Attack: Claws +4 melee (1d2–5) Space/Reach: 2-1/2 ft./0 ft. Special Attacks: — Special Qualities_ - Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +2 Abilities: Str 1, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 2, Wis 14, Cha 6 Skills: Listen +3, Spot +5 Feats: Weapon Finesse Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 1/6 Advancement: — (based on raven in SRD 3.5) now put as many templates on it as you like to. the challenge is to make the most powerful chicken available. dont stretch the rules too much (please dont use half-this half that half-another, poor chicken wont know where to get the other 5 halfs) and stay within the rules. within the rules does not mean it has to be imaginable as reality. for a half-dragon chicken i dont want to know the daddy but its allowed. please list the order of templates and the typechanges accordingly, this is the tricky part since many templates can not be applied to all types. material: core, splat, OA, FR, DLCS. no 3rd party, no dragon. btw, this is, of course, fun. if you dont like fun, dont think this is funny or just dont like to have powerful chickens hanging around please complain accordingly. happy templating, gs Funny
The Ethereal Wickerman 11-15-03, 01:43 PM	Sounds fun, count me in... :D DIRE CHICKEN (Using the Dire Template in the ToH) Medium-sized Animal Hit Dice: 1d8+1 (5 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 20 ft., fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 15 (+2 natural armor, +3 Dex) Attacks: 2 claws +6 melee Damage: Claws 1d4+1 Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5 ft./5 ft. Special Attacks: - Special Qualities: - Saves: Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +2 Abilities: Str 8, Dex 17, Con 12, Int 2, Wis 14, Cha 6 Skills: Listen +3, Spot +5 Feats: Weapon Finesse (claws) Environment: Any Organization: Any Challenge Rating: 1/2 Advancement: — Dire Chickens are a horror to behold, and infamous amongst fowl farmers. Dire Chickens are about the size of a large dog, such as a Great Dane or Irish Wolf Hound. They are also very wide and fat, like most poultry. They have spiny beaks, dirty feathers and barbed claws on their toes. Adventurers are occasionally paid to find one of these beasts for a feasting hall, for its meat supposedly makes the greatest chicken risotto on any plane. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ CHICKENFOLK (Using the Anthropomorphic Template in the SS) Small Monstrous Humanoid Hit Dice: 1d8 (3 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 20 ft., fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 13 (+1 size, +2 Dex) Attack: 2 claws +3 melee Damage: Claws 1d4-2 Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5 ft./5 ft. Special Attacks: - Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft. Saves: Fort +0, Ref +2, Will +2 Abilities: Str 5, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 11, Wis 16, Cha 10 Skills: Listen +3, Spot +5 Feats: Weapon Finesse (claw) Environment: Any Organization: Any Challenge Rating: 1/4 Advancement: By character class Chickenfolk are a noisy and unorganized people. Many are inexplicably jumpy or alert, often flicing at any movement, friend or foe. They stand around 2 ft. tall and (at a distance) basicly look like large chickens wearing clothes. On closer inspection however their wings end with a humanoid talon, which is as manually dextrous as any human hand.
Pauper 11-15-03, 01:44 PM	Originally posted by Funny Slaughter take this chicken: Please? Okay. Let's start with the obvious. CHICKEN BOO Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, But you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo. (base chicken after applying Titanic and Anthropomorphic templates - thanks TEW!!) Large Monstrous Humanoid (Anthropomorphic Animal) Hit Dice: 3d8 (12hp) Initiative: -1 Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares), fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 10 (-1 size, -1 Dex, +2 natural), touch 8, flat-footed 10 Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+10 Attack: Claws +6 melee (1d6+3) Full Attack: Claws +6 melee (1d6+3) Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft. Special Attacks: — Special Qualities: darkvision Saves: Fort +4, Ref +2, Will +6 Abilities: Str 17, Dex 9, Con 16, Int 11, Wis 16, Cha 10 Skills: Listen +4, Spot +6, Hide -5, Disguise +2 Feats: Weapon Finesse Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 3 Advancement: as character class Darkvision (Ex): The creature has darkvision with a range of 60 feet. -- Now, we apply the following templates in order: Multiheaded (SS, pp. 124-125; gains HD, Superior Two-Weapon Fighting, other bonuses; +2 CR) Wendigo (FF, pp. 186-188; becomes chaotic evil fey, gains lots of stats and special attacks; +2 CR) Sanctified (BoED, pp.186-187; becomes chaotic good, loses a number of supernatural and spell-like abilities, but gains others; +1 CR) MULTIHEADED EXALTED FREEZER CHICKEN Large Fey (Cold) Hit Dice: 9d6+54 (81hp) Initiative: +7 (+3 Dex, +4 Improved Init) Speed: fly 120 ft. (perfect) Armor Class: 19 (-1 size, +3 Dex, +5 natural, +2 deflection), touch 14, flat-footed 16 Base Attack/Grapple: +4/+13 Attack: Bite +9 melee (1d8+5; 18-20/x3) or by weapon Full Attack: Bites +9/+9/+9/+9 melee (1d8+5; 18-20/x3) or by weapon Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft. Special Attacks: ravenous bite, good weapon type, light ray Special Qualities: darkvision, superior two-weapon fighting, cold subtype, regeneration 5, aura of menace, magic circle against evil, tongues Saves: Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +10 Abilities: Str 21, Dex 17, Con 22, Int 11, Wis 18, Cha 14 Skills: Listen +7, Spot +9, Search +3, Hide +9, Disguise +4, Move Silently +13. Survival +12 Feats: Weapon Finesse, Improved Initiative, Combat Reflexes, Track Alignment: Chaotic Good Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 8 Advancement: as character class Darkvision (Ex): the creature has darkvision with a range of 90 feet Superior Multi-Weapon Fighting (Ex): the creature takes no penalty for attacking with multiple natural or weapon attacks, and deals damage with each weapon as if it were being wielded by a primary hand Resistant to Lethal Attacks (Ex): the creature cannot be killed by a vorpal weapon unless both its heads are removed Ravenous Bite (Ex): the creature's bite attack threatens a critical hit on an 18-20 and deals triple damage if successfully confirmed. In addition, a wound from a critical hit bleeds for 3 points of damage each round after being inflicted until treated with a DC 10 Heal check or by the application of any cure or similar healing spell (heal, healing circle, or the like). Cold Subtype (Ex): the creature is immune to cold damage, but takes an additional 50% damage from fire attacks Regeneration (Ex): all damage except fire damage inflicted on the creature is treated as subdual damage. The creature heals 5 points of subdual damage each round. Light Ray (Su): the creature may fire a beam of light from its eyes each round. On a successful ranged touch attack, the beam deals 4d6 points of damage to an evil creature. It has no effect on non-evil targets. Aura of Menace (Su): any hostile creature within 20 feat of the creature must make a DC 16 Will save or take a -2 penalty on attacks, saves, and AC for one day or until that creature successfully hits the creature generating the aura. Once free of the effect, a creature becomes immune to that specific aura for one day. Magic Circle against Evil (Su): a magic circle against evil effect continually surrounds the creature (caster level 9th) Tongues (Su): the creature can speak with any being that has a language, as if continually under a tongues effect (caster level 9th) -- Pauper
The Ethereal Wickerman 11-15-03, 02:10 PM	TITANIC CHICKEN (Using the Titanic Template in the MM2) Gargantuan Animal Hit Dice: 25d8 (112 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 20 ft., fly 10 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 26 (-4 size, +20 natural) Attack: 2 claws +18 melee Damage: Claw 3d6+12 Face/Reach: 20 ft. by 20 ft./20 ft. Special Attacks: Trample 3d8+12 Special Qualities: - Saves: Fort +16, Ref +18, Will +16 Abilities: Str 35, Dex 10, Con 26, Int 2, Wis 14, Cha 6 Skills: Listen +6, Spot +10 Feats: Great Fortitude, Weapon Finesse (claw) Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 13 Advancement: — ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ CHICKEN OF LEGEND (Using the Monster of Legend Template in the MM2) Tiny Animal Hit Dice: 1/4d8 (1 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 10 ft., fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 23 (+2 size, +6 Dex, +5 natural) Attack: 2 claws +4 melee Damage: Claws 1d3 Face/Reach: 2 1/2 ft. by 2 1/2 ft./2 1/2 ft. Special Attacks: Breath weapon (fire, 15 ft. cone, 3d6 damage, every 1d4 rounds) Special Qualities: Regrow Limbs Saves: Fort +5, Ref +7, Will +5 Abilities: Str 11, Dex 21, Con 20, Int 4, Wis 16, Cha 10 Skills: Listen +4, Spot +6 Feats: Improved Initiative, Multiattack, Weapon Finesse (claw) Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 2 Advancement: —
Delfedd 11-15-03, 04:06 PM	*opens post to steal eggs* arg my eyes!!! to many chickens! *as giant chickens poke out his eyes*
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 11-15-03, 04:19 PM	TEH, please do a Paragon Chicken.
Funny Slaughter 11-15-03, 07:25 PM	i have to post some MUHAHAHAHA will finish my chicken in a few minutes. CR 63 take care! gs Funny
Mordenkainen's Rubber Duck of DOOM 11-15-03, 07:30 PM	Note: Instead of Applying half Dragon, do this: Half Dragon (1 type), Half Fey, Half Dragon (9 types) That way you have +22 CR instead of +2, and it ends with the same type.
kappa_nova7 11-15-03, 08:30 PM	PARAGON CHICKEN Tiny Animal Hit Dice: 1/4 d8+22 (24 hp) Initiative: +15 Speed: 30 ft. (2 squares), fly 15 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 46 (+2 size, +15 Dex,+12 luck, +12 insight, +5 natural), touch 41, flat-footed 31 Base Attack/Grapple: +30/+25 Attack: Claws +45 melee (1d2+28) Full Attack: Claws +4 melee (1d2+28) Space/Reach: 2-1/2 ft./0 ft. Special Attacks: Spell-like abilities Special Qualities:Fire & Cold resistance 10, damage reduction 20/epic, spell resistance 22,fast healing 20 Saves: Fort +19, Ref +27, Will +13 Abilities: Str 16, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 17, Wis 29, Cha 21 Skills: Listen +18, Spot +13 Feats: Weapon Finesse, tougness,power attack Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 12 Advancement: — "LO! Lord of Layers proudly comb crested hero to hens, father to feathers,Crowing sun caller,weaver of wattle, elder to eggs"-Rooster saga. The paragon or Mesa chicken is a truly glorious sight. A powerful fowl who brings wrath to all who would mistreate his clucking brethren. :D :D
Delfedd 11-15-03, 08:47 PM	WORLD CHICKEN Colosal+ Animal (extraplanear) Hit Dice: 50d8 (212 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 20 ft., fly 10 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 26 (-6 size, +23 natural +15 Dex,+12 luck, +12 insight,) Attack: 2 claws +18 melee Damage: Claw 3d12+19 Face/Reach: 50 ft. by 100 ft./30 ft. Special Attacks: Trample 3d12+12 Spell-like abilities Breath weapon (fire, 15 ft. cone, 3d6 damage, every 1d4 rounds) Special Qualities: Fire & Cold resistance 10, damage reduction 20/epic, spell resistance 22,fast healing 20 Regrow Limbs, breathe vacum, sonic vulnerability Saves: (stupid saves are to high) Abilities: Str 49, Dex 34, Con 26, Int 17, Wis 31, Cha 21 Skills: Listen +58, Spot +64 Feats: Great Fortitude, Weapon Finesse (claw) Environment: space Organization: Singular Challenge Rating: ? Advancement: — Some beleve the world is a giant egg laid by a chicken. they where right Breathe Vacum A world chicken has been in space so long, it does not need to breathe. Sonic vulnerability space chickens have a -4 save against sonic effects I used some artistic license, but i think its good
Funny Slaughter 11-15-03, 08:47 PM	ULTRA POWER CHICKEN Lawful Evil gargantuan outsider (evil, law, cold, reptilian) Hit Dice: 65 Hitpoints:4745 Initiative: +15 Speed: 270 ft. , fly 270 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 104 (-4 size, +10 Dex, + 64 NA, +12 insight +12 luck) Base Attack/Grapple: +65/+132 Attack: tentacle +138 Full Attack: 38 tentacles, 2d8 + 82 Space/Reach: 20ft(4x4) ft./15 ft. Special Attacks: spells/su (see below) trample: 3d8 + 103 rake: 4d6 + 103 smite good 2/day +20 smite chaos 1/day +20 frightful presence, save DC 58 petrifying gaze: 30ft DC 70 breath weapon: 20 times 3d6 cold damage, save DC 104 improved grab rotting constriction (2d4 con-drain for every successful grapple-check, heals 10 points of damage) Special Qualities: immunity to magic but: slowed by electricity, un-slowed by fire-damage, regain 1 hitpoint per 3 points of fire damage SR 73 (vs electricity *g*) damage reduction 95/+20 (3.0) (95/epic? lame) acid and electricity resistance 90 fast healing 20 regeneration 2 (works as fast healing otherwise) cold, fire resistance 20 fear immunity poison immunity darkvision 90ft low light vision blindsight 100ft (change to blindsense 3.5) shadow blend (90% concealment) immune to attacks (but heads, deal 5 points acid or fire damage to stump with AC 43) evasion Saves: Fort +97, Ref +54, Will +59 Abilities: str 95, con 108, dex 31, int 16, wis 41, cha 16 Skills: 11*65 skillpoints, +10 competence on all skills Feats: great fortitude (bonus) improved initiative (bonus) combat reflexes (bonus) improved multiattack (bonus) +6 normal +15 epic Environment: only in your nightmares Organization: solitary(!!!) Challenge Rating: 63* Advancement: — spells/spell-like abilities: maze 1/day @30th cause fear 1/day @ 80th mirror image 1/day @ 80th plane shift to plane of shadows 1/day @ 80th blur, dimension door, shield, unhallow @will @35th greater dispel, haste, see invisibility 3/day @15th used templates (in this order) titanic, beast of xvim, brass half golem, warbeast, monstrous, shadow, half troll, reptilian, multiheaded lernean cryo, corrupted, fiendish, axiomatic, paragon, pesudonatural chicken. how to kill it: (i am aware of the fact that a pseudnatural creature has no real anatomy. this one has heads, otherwise you cant kill it (lernean)) version 1) save vs. all the stuff chop off a head. (AC 104, 237 HP) deal 95 points of nonmagical acid damage to the stump (AC 43) repeat 19 more times. but dont miss or there will be two new heads growing. dont die within this dont get grappled (38 grapple-checks means max 76d4 con-damage (survive this) and 380 points healed) version 2) call your god. he will alter reality accordingly version 3) be creative version 4) ask your DM to disallow it i am pretty sure i got a few wrong numbers over there, if you feel like spending a few hours checking them do it. please give me some cookies, i am quite hungry after spending quite some time with crystalkeep and sourcebooks. i look forward to somebody beating me on my own contest, hope i made it hard enough. wow, i just got some tip. one can add psionic for really really endless abilities. like: schism, fission, imp biofeedback, fate of one, impfly, temporal velocity, dissolution, true telekinesis and some others. (increase size by 100% as one, another for teleport) i am not really into psionics, but it seems that my chicken got some real powerboost with this one. *) i did not look at CR and integrated some templates that dont get much. without significant losses you can lower the CR by 5 to 10... if you hear somebody talking about his real powerful, outmunched character ask him to beat a chicken for you :) gs Funny
Delfedd 11-15-03, 08:52 PM	curse you. i just finished mine, and now it looks wimpy compaired to your ULTRA POWER CHICKEN!
Funny Slaughter 11-15-03, 09:00 PM	curse you. i just finished mine, and now it looks wimpy compaired to your ULTRA POWER CHICKEN! maybe :cool: but how did you get your chicken to colossal+ ? gs Funny
Orcy The Green Wonder 11-15-03, 09:26 PM	Orcy will have to clap for the Paragon chicken, it reminds him of Zelda when he would hit the chicken because it made funny noises, then run when a hoard of chickens attacked him. ooooh yeah....
Pauper 11-16-03, 01:11 AM	Originally posted by Funny Slaughter i look forward to somebody beating me on my own contest, hope i made it hard enough. We'll see - as soon as I can figure out how to give my Freezer Chicken actual spellcasting ability, I'm going to make him a Chosen of Mystra. That oughta take care of everything... ;) -- Pauper
The Ethereal Wickerman 11-16-03, 03:37 AM	3.0 CHICKEN (Based on FS's chicken stats) Tiny Animal Hit Dice: 1/4d8 (1 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 10 ft., fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex) Attack: 2 claws +4 melee Damage: Claw 1d2-5 Face/Reach: 2 1/2 ft. by 2 1/2 ft./2 1/2 ft. Special Attacks: - Special Qualities: - Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +2 Abilities: Str 1, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 2, Wis 14, Cha 6 Skills: Listen +3, Spot +5 Feats: Weapon Finesse (claw) Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 1/6 Advancement: — ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ PSEUDOCHICKEN (Pseudonatural Template from MotP) Tiny Animal Hit Dice: 3d8 (10 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 10 ft., fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex) Attack: 2 claws +4 melee Damage: Claw 1d2-5 Face/Reach: 2 1/2 ft. by 2 1/2 ft./2 1/2 ft. Special Attacks: True strike 1/day Special Qualities: Electricity and acid resistance 5, SR 6, alternate form Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +2 Abilities: Str 1, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 3, Wis 14, Cha 6 Skills: Listen +3, Spot +5 Feats: Weapon Finesse (claw) Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 1 Advancement: — Sometimes common farmyard fowl get sucked into the insane dimensions of the Far Realm. When this occurs a chicken becomes a fowl mass of madness. It looks nothing more than the animate viscera of a chicken. Tentacles writhe out of the dirty feathers and extraplanar goo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ CHICKENBUG (Insectile Template from SS) Tiny Aberration Hit Dice: 1/4d8 (1 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 10 ft., climb 10 ft., fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 18 (+2 size, +4 Dex, +2 natural) Attack: 2 claws +4 melee Damage: Claw 1d2-5 Face/Reach: 2 1/2 ft. by 2 1/2 ft./2 1/2 ft. Special Attacks: - Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., tremorsense 60 ft., +4 racial bonus on spot checks Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +2 Abilities: Str 1, Dex 19, Con 10, Int 2, Wis 16, Cha 6 Skills: Listen +3, Spot +5 Feats: Weapon Finesse (claw) Environment: All except aquatic Organization: All Challenge Rating: 1/2 Advancement: — Chickenbugs are believed to be an experiment in transformation that has gone horribly wrong. They look like featherless chickens covered in chitinous, bony plates. Their beaks open vertically rather than horizontally, and they have 6 small, black eyes.
Ack'noth Necrom 11-16-03, 03:50 AM	Im not sure if this one will comply with the rules i used some splat books and the ELH. If not no worries i still had a blast making Boko. Let me know how evil i am :devil: Boko the Lonely chicken Background: In Boko’s early life he lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere he was the best chicken around always the best in show and the most admired. Suddenly in time his innate spellcasting powers began to manifest themselves. First he set the chicken coop on fire, then he blew up the farmers house, but the turning point was when Boko disintegrated the farmer. After the death of the farmer Boko went off on a long journey and learned more from his arcane powers, a journey that still continues today. Tactics: Boko is an evil chicken, after attaining demilichdom he went out into his home world and found there were not many chickens, so Boko decided to change that. Today Boko travels the world with his undead army using his Baleful polymorph, tenacious magic, and permanency combination to turn the worlds populace into chickens like him. For the most part Boko is very lonely and misunderstood but all the thousands of adventurers that have tried to stop him always approach with violent means and end up either turning into chickens that get charmed or being burned, frozen, electrified, and melted. If only someone would be nice to Boko his reign of terror may end. CHICKEN Paragon Demilich Diminutive (possibly fine) Undead Level 100 sorcerer Hit Dice: 101d12+12 (2424 hp) Initiative: +10 Speed: fly 540 ft. (perfect) Armor Class: 144 (+4 size, +10 Dex, +113 Insight, +12 luck, +5 natural armor), touch 139, flat-footed 134 Base Attack/Grapple: +166/N/A Attack: Touch attack + 176 (10d6+20) Full Attack: Touch attack + 176 (10d6+20) or spells Space/Reach: 2-1/2 ft./0 ft. Special Attacks: Trap the soul (DC 129), Fear aura (DC 32), Paralyzing touch (DC 129), Special Qualities: Fire resistance 30, acid resistance 20, sonic resistance 20, Spell resistance 10+CR, Fast healing 20, spell like abilities, magic immunity, Phylactery transference, Undead traits, Electricity and cold immunity, Turn resistance 20, Damage reduction 30/- Saves: Fort +58, Ref +60, Will +64 Abilities: N/A, Dex 30 (+10), N/A, Int 27(+8), Wis 39(+14), Cha 106 (+48) Skills: Listen +33, Spot +35, Knowledge arcane +121 (103+8 INT+10 paragon), spell craft +321 (103+8 INT+10 Paragon+200 item) Feats: Natural spell, Quicken spell, Maximize spell, Silent spell, Twin spell, Empower spell, Heighten spell, Eschew materials, Innate spell (Time stop), Innate spell (Dominate Monster), Innate spell (Horrid wilting), combat casting, Innate spell (Baleful Polymorph), Energy Substitution (Sonic), Spell Focus (transmutation), Greater spell focus (Transmutation) Epic feats: Epic spell casting, Automatic Quicken spell X3, Automatic Silent Spell X3, Improved metamagic X4, Improved spell capacity X14 (10-23 level), Intensify spell, Enhance spell, Ignore material components, Improved combat casting, Permanent emanation (anti-magic field), Multispell X3, Improved Heighten spell, Tenacious magic (Baleful polymorph), Spell knowledge (Wish and Wail of the banshee), Spell knowledge (polymorph any object and globe of invulnerability), Permanent emanation (globe of invulnerability), Epic Spell Focus (Transmutation), Environment: All Organization: Solitary with thousands of undead chickens behind him Equipment: Boko wears a jeweled leg bracer that grants him a +200 competance bonus to his spell craft checks and +50 to his Cha. (based on raven in SRD 3.5) Spell like abilities: At will-Alter self, astral projection, create greater undead, create undead, death knell, enervation, greater dispelling, Harm, summon monster 1-9, telekinesis, and weird, 2/day-greater planar ally. Spell DC is 129 Spells per day: 6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/6/5/5/4/4/44/4/3/3/3/3/2/2/2/2 Epic spell slots: 10 Spells known: (spell saves are 58 +spell level and an additional +6 for transmutation magic) Level 0: Detect magic; Read magic, Light, Mage hand, Mending, Message, Ghost sound, Open/close, Prestidigitation Level 1: Magic missile, Charm person, Ray of enfeeblement, True strike, and Hold portal Level 2: Web, See invis, Touch of idiocy, Magic mouth, Blindness/deafness Level 3: nondetection, fireball, slow, Haste Level 4: Stone skin, Greater Invis, animate dead, ice storm Level 5: Permanency, Hold monster, Wall of force, Baleful polymorph Level 6: Antimagic field, True seeing, Disintegrate, globe of invulnerability Level 7: Force cage, Simulacrum, Reverse gravity, Prismatic spray Level 8: Charm monster mass, Iron body, Horrid wilting Level 9: Time stop, Foresight, Dominate monster, wish, wail of the banshee, Level 10: 1 powered for Disintegrate, 1 powered for true seeing Level 11: Level 12: 1 powered for horrid wilting Level 13: 1 powered for Time stop, 1 powered for Dominate monster, 1 powered for Foresight, 2 free for use Level 14: Level 15: Level 16: Level 17: Level 18: Level 19: Level 20: Level 21: Level 22: Level 23: 1 Powered for Heightened (Level 19) Baleful polymorph, 1 free for use Epic Spells: Boko has researched the following epic spells. A few of these were borrowed from a thread in the epic forum. The Eye of Boko Spellcraft DC: 300 Seed - Destroy: +29, Seed - Animate Dead (Wraith) +21, Quicken: +28, No Somatic: +2 (= 80), Permanent: x5 (= 400), Spend 10,000 xp: -100 (= 300) Upon uttering this spell and paying the XP cost the caster gains a permanent gaze attack usable as a free action once per round. The attack deals 20d6 damage (Fortitude half, no specific damage type) to any target or 10 cubic feet of material within 12,000 feet. Any target killed (-10 HP) by this attack immediately rises as a Wraith and will serve the caster indefinitely. The caster may command no more undead HD than twice his own. Lay Waste Evocation [fire] DC: 299 Components: V, S, XP Casting Time: 1 action Range: 1200ft Area: 1000' radius burst Duration: Instantaneous Save: Reflex Half SR: Yes To Develop: 2,691,000gp, 54 days, 107,640 XP Seed: Energy (19) Factors: Area from bolt to 20' radius burst (+2), Area x50 (+200), Range 400%(+8), 1 Action casting time (+20) Increase die type to D20 (+40), +80 dice damage (+160) Mitigating Factors: 50d6 Backlash (survivable.) (-50), burn 10,000 Xp (-100) Lay Waste is as big and destructive as they come. Upon casting the spell, a blast of light a thousand times brighter than the sun shoots down from the sky at the point the caster designates. It lasts for only a split second. Then it hits and the sky is turned red and the very ground shaken with the impact as a torrent of fire spreads out from the center and the caster burns from the inside trying to contain the power they have unleashed upon the world... everything within a thousand feet of where the spell hits takes 90d20 damage... a reflex save halves the damage. Spirits of hunger Necromancy Spellcraft DC: 202 Components: V, S Casting Time: free Action Range: 300 feet Area: 100 ft. area Duration: Instantaneous Saving Throw: Yes +50 Fortitude Spell Resistance: Yes To Develop: Animate Dead seed (23 +48 for extra HD), Slay seed (25), Change target to an area (+10), Change area to 20 feet (2), Increase range by 100% X4 (16), Quickened spell (+28), +50 to save (50) Mitigating factors: None When cast a 100-foot area is flooded with negative energy draining all nutrients and water from the body. This spell effects a total number of 80 HD anyone slain by the spell is transformed into a malevolent creature called a Famine Spirit (found in MM2 pg 97) under the casters control. The famine spirits always take the form of chickens. Anyone making the fortitude save instead receives 3d6+20 damage. The touch of Frost Evocation (Cold) Spellcraft DC: 165 Components: V, S Casting Time: 1 action Range: Touch Duration: Instantaneous Saving Throw: Reflex for half Spell Resistance: Yes To Develop: Energy seed (19+80 for 40d6), Increase damage die to D20 (+40), No somatic components (+2), Change target to touch (+4), 1 action casting time (+20) Mitigating factors: None When this spell is uttered the spell casters hand is sheathed in a freezing cold but the spell does not take effect until the spell caster touches his target. When this happens the person is engulfed in ice and receives 50d20 points of cold damage but is allowed a reflex save for half damage. Primal Elemantis Conjuration (Summon) Spellcraft DC: 272 Components: V, S Casting Time: 1 action Range: 75 feet Duration: 100 rounds Saving Throw: none Spell Resistance: Yes To Develop: Summon seed (DC 14+ 70 for CR), for 2 additional elementals X3, reduce casting time to 1 action (+20), Increase duration by 500% (+10) This spell summons 3 Primal elementals into existence under Boko’s control. They stay in the current plane for 100 rounds and do whatever Boko wishes. Epic spell reflection From the ELH Eternal Freedom From the ELH Challenge rating 112 (thats debatable) Oh and this is for Funny Slaughter :cookie: very nice ultra chicken but not as cool as mine :ayyyy!:
ieattrollsforbreakfast 11-16-03, 04:03 AM	I think adding 100 levels of sorceror might be cheating a little, but its still cool all the same! You know I dont think I'll look at chickens in the same way for a very long time!
Kung-Fu Panda 11-16-03, 04:23 AM	Interesting...but what about this? Hunan, Kaiju Chicken Colossal Magical Beast HD: 55D10+715( 720 HP) Init: +6 Speed: 30 ft (6 squares), fly 10 ft (clumsy) AC: 42 (-8 size, +2 Dex, +38 natural), touch 4, flat-footed 40 Base Attack/Grapple: +54/+85 Attack: Claw +69 melee (2d6+15) Full Attack: 2 claws +69 melee (2d6+15) and beak +64 melee (3d6+15) Space/Reach: 40ft/40ft Sp. Attacks: Trample, Shockwave, Breath Weapon, Energized Attack-Fire, Whirlwind Sp.Qualities: Damage Red. 25/+5, Darkvision, Fire Resistance 50, Immunities (mind-influence, poison, disease), Absorb Energy-Fire, SR 37 Saves: Fort+39, Ref+32, Will+26 Abilities: Str 40, Dex 15, Con 36, Int 2, Wis 9, Cha 35 Skills: Listen +25, Spot +26 Feats: Impr. Natural Attack (Claw), Impr. Natural Attack (Beak), Impr. Initiative, Battle Roar (err...Battle Crow), Impr. Natural Armor (x13) Environment: Any Organization: Solitary CR: 25 Treasure: None Alignment: Always neutral evil Advancement: --- Hunan is a 150' foot tall fire-breathing chicken. 'Nuff said. Combat: Hunan prefers to start off combat against other kaiju with its breath weapon and then closes in with its claws and beak. Against smaller opponents, Hunan enjoys crushing its enemies under its taloned feet. When feeling particularly destructive, Hunan casts Whirlwind. Trample (Ex): 4d12+7 damage; garagantuan or smaller, Reflex save (DC 53) halves the damage. Breath Weapon (Su): 100 ft line of fire; 10 feet tall and 10 feet wide; 10d6 fire damage; Reflex save (DC 50) halves the damage. Energized Attack (Su): All of Hunana's natural attacks deal an extra 3d6 points of fire damage for 1d4 rounds. Shockwave (Ex): Stomps the fround and causes a tremor. All creatures within 100 feet must make Reflex saves (DC 52) or fall prone. Whirlwind (Su): Hunan can cast the spell whirlwind once per day as a 20th level sorcerer.
Funny Slaughter 11-16-03, 07:18 AM	Originally posted by Ack'noth Necrom Boko the Lonely chicken very nice ultra chicken but not as cool as mine :ayyyy!: if you manage to get all this casting with a template instead of class-levels i would be really impressed. anybody up to creating a cool undead chicken? i spent enough time adding templates for some days. other ideas: symbiontic. add in another creature :) tauric. if you manage to get your chicken to the right size you can do crazy things. i dont know how to get a chicken to medium size though, without listed advancement i did not find a way. gs Funny
Aeolius 11-16-03, 05:45 PM	Suppose you have an awakened chicken sorcereress attacked by a red slaad. The resulting green slaad is then marooned on a dune-covered isle, where she becomes a Queen of the Wild who dabbles in witchcraft. And thus you have.... a chicken slaad sand witch
Kenkai 11-16-03, 10:55 PM	why can't you add multiple halves? they are just templates, if you want to get technical just say its part-this part-that part-etc. part-etc.
WraithOfHouseToHouse 11-16-03, 11:14 PM	mmm chicken
Funny Slaughter 11-16-03, 11:15 PM	in my opinion a quarter dragon would not get the same abilities as a half-dragon. if you are only 1/16th celestial you may be some aasimar instead. i count 10 half-templates (not running golems). bow you would have a base-creature, in this case chicken. 1/11th chicken, 1/11th dragon... i can see that there is no actual rule against it, but i think i dont want to have a 1/11th chicken. my chicken is half a troll, you dont want to know they story for this, but since trolls have regeneration and the chicken being only gargantuan... anyhow: i put the rules. no more then one half. (half-golem is again something different) Suppose you have an awakened chicken sorcereress attacked by a red slaad. The resulting green slaad is then marooned on a dune-covered isle, where she becomes a Queen of the Wild who dabbles in witchcraft. And thus you have.... not followed the rules. getting slaaded, polymorphed etc. does not count for a good chicken. still waiting for the first humanoid chicken that waits to make a long way taking all the humanoid templates. and, btw, anybody up for some divine chicken? all these chickens over here are willing to pray to the greater chicken. add in some outsider-HD, around 20 :-) add in some divine rank please continue gs Funny
kappa_nova7 11-18-03, 01:59 AM	This is getting kinda stupid, so lets stick to novelty chickens instead.
Mordenkainen's Rubber Duck of DOOM 11-18-03, 03:39 PM	Originally posted by Funny Slaughter in my opinion a quarter dragon would not get the same abilities as a half-dragon. But they do, according to the rules.
Funny Slaughter 11-18-03, 03:57 PM	But they do, according to the rules. maybe. not in this thread :) gs Funny
Mordenkainen's Rubber Duck of DOOM 11-18-03, 08:03 PM	Originally posted by Funny Slaughter maybe. not in this thread :) gs Funny If you're going to apply your houserules to this, please do tell us all of them now, so that we don't mess up anymore by following the rules as written in the book. :) [Note; THe above isn't being malicious, I'm serious)
Boondoggle 11-18-03, 09:33 PM	:bow: :rofl: :rofl: a chicken slaad sand witch :rofl: :rofl: :bow:
The Hanged Man 11-19-03, 01:09 AM	Dread Chicken Gargantuan Axiomatic Undead Aberration/Dragon Hit Dice: 25d12 (162 hp) Initiative: -2 Speed: 20 ft., fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 35 (-4 size, +1 dex, +38 Natural(+20 Titanic, +4 Half-Dragon, +8 Corrupted, +6 Monstrous Vampire) Attack: 2 claws +39 melee (+18 BAB, +21 Str) Damage: Claw 3d6+21, +12 Vile Face/Reach: 20' Special Attacks: Smite Chaos +20, Dominate (DC26), Blood Drain (1d4 con from grapple), Energy Drain (2 negative levels w/ claw), Breath Weapon (Fire, 6d8 DC26) Special Qualities: Electricity, fire, cold and sonic resistance 20, SR 25, Enhanced Power (+4 to DC), Alternate form, Fast Healing 10, Turn Resistance +6, Damage Reduction 10/magic and silver Saves: Fort +16, Ref +15, Will +15 Abilities: Str 53, Dex 12, Con 0, Int 7, Wis 12, Cha 10 Skills: Feats: Weapon Finesse (claw), Great Fortitude Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 24 Advancement: — Templates Used: Titanic (Animal) (MMII) Half-Dragon (Dragon) Axiomatic (Dragon) (MotP) Corrupted (Aberration) (BoVD) Monstrous Vampire (Undead Aberration)(Ghostwalk) Spellstitched (Undead Aberation)(MMII) The only way to get a decent undead CR with anything close to core is to use the Ghostwalk monstrous vampire template - which isn't a big deal, just applies the vampire template to any non-outsider basically. Not nearly as cool as the Ultra-Power, but also doesn't use anything Epic. BoVD might be out - but corrupted just seemed so cool with the undead theme!
catharz 11-25-03, 10:11 PM	Cyber-CHICKEN Tiny Animal Hit Dice: 1/4 d10+2 (3 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 10 ft. (2 squares), fly 10 ft. (average) Armor Class: 22 (+2 size, +2 Dex, +8 Natural), touch 14, flat-footed 20 Base Attack/Grapple: +0/–11 Attack: Claws +4 melee (1d2–3) Full Attack: Claws +4 melee (1d2–5) Space/Reach: 2-1/2 ft./0 ft. Special Attacks: — Special Qualities_ - Saves: Fort +4, Ref +4, Will +2 Abilities: Str 5, Dex 15, Con 14, Int 2, Wis 14, Cha 6 Skills: Intimidate +6. Listen +3, Spot +13 Feats: Combat reflexes, Flyby attack, Run, Track, Weapon Finesse Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 1/3 Advancement: — SQ~ Partial construct: Immune to poison and disease, considered one size larger for death from massive damage. 1/2 damage from subdual attacks. Can be healed with a successful Craft (Metalworking) check as well as Heal. Gains a +4 resistance bonus to saves against mind-affecting effects. Programmed: The Cyber-CHICKEN is programmed to obey it's creator as if under the effects of a "Dominate monster" spell cast by a 20th level wizard. (This was constructed with only the Half-machine template from Dungeon 91. A Titanic Kaiju version may be forthcoming)
Boondoggle 11-25-03, 11:08 PM	AC 22, CR 1/3 :confused:
Delfedd 11-26-03, 09:11 AM	Originally posted by Funny Slaughter maybe :cool: but how did you get your chicken to colossal+ ? gs Funny by adding the titanic template twice
Funny Slaughter 11-26-03, 11:11 AM	as for rules and stuff: i didnt want to steal anybodys fun. i interpret the rules in the way that a half-ogre/half-celestial is either an ogre with the half-celestial template or a celestial with the half-ogre template, not a creature with both templates. if you have fun making chickens with 10 halves go on, i know that there are quarter chickens, i can buy them at the local grill, so i am convinced... and btw, do you know a famous t-shirt often worn by cows? "eat more chicken" gs Funny
Arilou_skiff 11-26-03, 11:16 AM	Originally posted by The Hanged Man Dread Chicken Gargantuan Axiomatic Undead Aberration/Dragon Hit Dice: 25d12 (162 hp) Initiative: -2 Speed: 20 ft., fly 5 ft. (clumsy) Armor Class: 35 (-4 size, +1 dex, +38 Natural(+20 Titanic, +4 Half-Dragon, +8 Corrupted, +6 Monstrous Vampire) Attack: 2 claws +39 melee (+18 BAB, +21 Str) Damage: Claw 3d6+21, +12 Vile Face/Reach: 20' Special Attacks: Smite Chaos +20, Dominate (DC26), Blood Drain (1d4 con from grapple), Energy Drain (2 negative levels w/ claw), Breath Weapon (Fire, 6d8 DC26) Special Qualities: Electricity, fire, cold and sonic resistance 20, SR 25, Enhanced Power (+4 to DC), Alternate form, Fast Healing 10, Turn Resistance +6, Damage Reduction 10/magic and silver Saves: Fort +16, Ref +15, Will +15 Abilities: Str 53, Dex 12, Con 0, Int 7, Wis 12, Cha 10 Skills: Feats: Weapon Finesse (claw), Great Fortitude Environment: All Organization: All Challenge Rating: 24 Advancement: — Templates Used: Titanic (Animal) (MMII) Half-Dragon (Dragon) Axiomatic (Dragon) (MotP) Corrupted (Aberration) (BoVD) Monstrous Vampire (Undead Aberration)(Ghostwalk) Spellstitched (Undead Aberation)(MMII) The only way to get a decent undead CR with anything close to core is to use the Ghostwalk monstrous vampire template - which isn't a big deal, just applies the vampire template to any non-outsider basically. Not nearly as cool as the Ultra-Power, but also doesn't use anything Epic. BoVD might be out - but corrupted just seemed so cool with the undead theme! Types do not coexist, that creature is undead and undead ONLY: Not Undead/Dragon/Aberration.
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 11-27-03, 10:23 AM	Originally posted by Delfedd by adding the titanic template twice It doesn't work that way. One cannot add the same template more than once. Besides, the Titanic template increases size to Gargantuan. It says so specifically in the description. If you somehow managed to put the Titanic template on twice, the chicken would still be Gargantuan.
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 11-27-03, 10:23 AM	Stupid double posts.
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 11-27-03, 10:23 AM	Stupid triple posts.
PonTelon 11-29-05, 12:41 PM	Still need to run my Chicken BBEG sometime soon...
Macrovore 05-01-06, 12:34 AM	titanic, anthropomorphic (with kobold), feral, winged, fiendish, insectile, tauric (with tarrasque), half-fang dragon, half mithral golem chicken. that should be pretty cool. and i got a kobold in there somehow.
ChaosVirus 05-01-06, 05:54 AM	We need a chicken god :D Name: Cluckner Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Domains: Insanity, Chickens, Eggs Meh cant think of much more though people are more then welcome to make the domains =) Oh here is another idea Collosal Chicken: Cluckzilla :D
Kothardarastrix 05-03-06, 05:50 AM	Types do not coexist, that creature is undead and undead ONLY: Not Undead/Dragon/Aberration. Actually it'd be a Gargantuan Undead (Augmented Aberration, Augmented Animal, Augmented Dragon, Lawful)