Could some create/find me the stats for an excremental (element/demon made of poo) [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Paladin2004

02-24-05, 04:06 PM
Could some create/find me the stats for an excremental element/demon made of poo, its a creature i would like to have, mainly because they theif loves poking sticks around the torlets (poo holes) of creatures, like to give him a shock one day

this creature i saw on a film called Dogma, it was soo cool.

Please help me give the party rogue a shock bwhahahahaha

ok thank you to all
Count Arioch the 28th

02-25-05, 09:29 AM
Well, this might not be what you're looking for, but the Fiend Folio has a pollution demon, called an Alkilith. (Spelling may be wrong, it will be under demons).

Not quite the Golgothran from Dogma, but I think it might make a reasonable facsimile.
Paladin2004

02-25-05, 11:40 AM
thanks for the help Count Arioch the 28th but i would really like someone to help me make the proper stats :P
The Morninglord

02-26-05, 10:42 AM
You may try the otyugh (http://www.systemreferencedocuments.org/35/sovelior_sage/monstersAtoZ.html)
Slagger the Chuul

02-26-05, 04:38 PM
Well, this might not be what you're looking for, but the Fiend Folio has a pollution demon, called an Alkilith. (Spelling may be wrong, it will be under demons).

Not quite the Golgothran from Dogma, but I think it might make a reasonable facsimile.

Wasn't the Alkilith an acid demon? I haven't seen Dogma, but poo doesn't automatically suggest acid. On the other hand, its abilities are almost tailor-made for a poo elemental, since (amongst other things) it can assume cloudkill form, and use stinking cloud at will.
Reinforcements

02-26-05, 04:53 PM
It's one thing to ask people where to find stats for a monster and quite another to ask them to make one for you. If you want a crap demon so badly, make one yourself.
Paladin2004

02-26-05, 07:25 PM
lol, sorry maybe i was asking to much, i'll start makeing a draft and when i've finished is it possible for people to to read it through make sure its not too crazly powerful

sorry if i've angered you :P
PhaedrusXY

02-26-05, 10:40 PM
There were excrementals in a Neverwinter Nights Module I played. If you have NWN, and have toyed around with the editor yourself at all, you could open up that mod and get the stats from there. It was one of the modules in the "A Call for Heroes" series by Aulslime (which are excellent, by the way :cool: ). I don't think they were in the first one. It was the second or third when they first appeared I think. They were a modification of "mud golems", from the same module series. The original homepage of the author seems to divert me to a porno page now though. :rolleyes: You should still be able to get the modules from nwn.bioware.com, or stratics, though.

Anyway, the main thing that made the mud golems a pain was that your weapons would sometimes get stuck in them, disarming you. The "excrementals" had the same property, plus a permanent stinking cloud effect around them I think. For the disarming, I'd say that anyone striking the golem is the target of an automatic Disarm attempt by the golem that does not draw an attack of opportunity. If they fail, their weapon is stuck to the golem and drawn into it.

If you defeated the golems, you could dig your weapons out of their remains. They also would randomly drop weapons and other things as they walked around. So presumably, if you couldn't actually defeat the golem in combat, and you were sneaky, you could just follow it around long enough for your weapon to get dropped out of it. :P