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The Vorpal Tribble 09-06-05, 11:03 AM	For those of you with Lords of Madness, post your pseudonatural creatures here :coolcthul -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Pseudonatural Elephant - The Vorpal Tribble
The Vorpal Tribble 09-06-05, 11:07 AM	Pseudonatural Elephant Huge Outsider Hit Dice: 11d8+55 (104 hp) Initiative: +0 Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares) Armor Class: 15 (–2 size, +7 natural), touch 8, flat-footed 15 Base Attack/Grapple: +8/+26 Attack: Gore +16 melee (2d8+15) Full Attack: Slam +16 melee (2d6+10) and 2 stamps +11 melee (2d6+5); or gore +16 melee (2d8+15) Space/Reach: 15 ft./10 ft. Special Attacks: Trample 2d8+15, truestrike Special Qualities: Damage reduction 5/magic, low-light vision, resistance to acid and electricity 10, scent, spell resistance 21 Saves: Fort +12, Ref +7, Will +6 Abilities: Str 30, Dex 10, Con 21, Int 3, Wis 13, Cha 7 Skills: Listen +12, Spot +10 Feats: Alertness, Endurance, Iron Will, Skill Focus (Listen) Environment: Any land or underground Organization: Solitary or herd (6–30) Challenge Rating: 8 Alignment: Always neutral Advancement: 12–22 HD (Huge) Level Adjustment: — Pseudonatural elephants are a grotesque monstrosity of lumpy, leathery skin with deep fissures as if it was a solid callous dried and cracked from lack of moisture. An unpleasantly tinted mucous-like substance continuously leaks from these clefts. Its trunk is very much overly long, and tends to coil on the ground when not raised into the air like a thick grey tentacle. With each exhalation something partially emerges from the trunk but then whisks back within. The several sharp tusks that grow from each side of its mouth twitch and bend slightly like hardened cilia and are covered in barb-like ridges. The huge ears grow from farther down its head with the membranous skin stretched along long, slim bones like a bat, giving the impression that these are not ears by atrophied wings of some sort. Combat: Pseudonatural elephants possess a minimal sentience, just enough to make them truley dangerous but retain their natural predatory instincts, if the urges of a creature as this can be called such. They tend to await others to approach and charge them, preferably on a downhill slant, trampling and impaling with its twitching tusks. Alternate Form (Su): As a standard action, a pseudonatural elephant can take the form of a grotesque, tentacled mass (though this alien appearance has no effect on the creature's abilities). Other creatures recieve a -1 morale penalty on their attack rolls against the creature when it is in this alternate form. Trample (Ex): Reflex half DC 25. The save DC is Strength-based. True Strike (Su): Once per day, a pseudonatural elephant can gain a +20 insight bonus on a single attack roll. In addition, the creature suffers no miss chance against a target that has concealment or total concealment when making this attack.
Weenie 09-06-05, 07:53 PM	CHOO-CHOO BEAR (http://www.somethingpositive.net/arch/sp06012002.gif) Pseudonatural Cat Tiny Outsider (Extraplanar) Hit Dice: 1d8 (4 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 30 ft. Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex), touch 14, flat-footed 12 Base Attack/Grapple: +0/-12 Attack: Claw +4 melee (1d2-4) Full Attack: 2 claws +4 melee (1d2-4) and bite -1 melee (1d3-4) Space/Reach: 2½ ft./0 ft. Special Attacks: True strike Special Qualities: Alternate form, acid resistance 5, electricity resistance 5, low-light vision, scent, spell resistance 11 Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1 Abilities: Str 3, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 5, Wis 12, Cha 7 Skills: Balance +10, Climb +6, Hide +16, Jump +10, Listen +3, Move Silently +8, Spot +3 Feats: Stealthy, Weapon Finesse (B) Environment: Far Realm Organization: Domesticated Challenge Rating: 1/2 Advancement: — Level Adjustment: — "Uh, is it me or is that cat melting?" "Cute! It's like a huggable jelly doughnut!" http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a41/iceageco/CHOO.gif They thought it had a bone disease that made it extra huggable. They thought it lost its fur because of chemotherapy. They were wrong. COMBAT Choo-choo doesn't walk, just sorta oozes like a living puddle. It likes to slip into the vents and watch its owners while they're showering. Alternate Form (Su): As a standard action, Choo-Choo can take the form of a grotesque, tentacled mass (though this alien appearance has no effect on the creature's abilities). Other creatures recieve a -1 morale penalty on their attack rolls against the creature when it is in this alternate form. True Strike (Su): Once per day, Choo-Choo can gain a +20 insight bonus on a single attack roll. In addition, the creature suffers no miss chance against a target that has concealment or total concealment when making this attack. Skills: Choo-Choo has a +4 racial bonus on Climb, Hide, and Move Silently checks and a +8 racial bonus on Jump checks. Choo-Choo has a +8 racial bonus on Balance checks. Choo-Choo uses its Dexterity modifier instead of its Strength modifier for Climb and Jump checks. Edit: Choo-Choo is (C) S*P (http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01142002.shtml) 2002.
Weenie 09-10-05, 09:25 AM	:bump:
ClementWillowbreaker 09-10-05, 10:51 AM	That cat was the most terrifying thing I have ever seen...
General_Ridley 09-10-05, 02:50 PM	I have a Pseudonatural Ulitharid, but I'm still working on it on my other computer.
Weenie 09-11-05, 04:52 AM	That cat was the most terrifying thing I have ever seen... Thank you. You should tjeck out the Something*Positive webcomic (link in the pseudocat post). We need some pseudonatural plants. But not just MM plant creatures with the template. Original pseudonatural plants. Leaves & Tentacles & Flowers & Attitude.