Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Drizztrocks 07-25-07, 01:00 PM	Director-Okay, and ACTION! Kobold- &D& to hard for a....a....a.... Me-What is wrong with you! Last week i couldn't you to stop talking about you bieng a kobold! Director- Okay, okay. Relax. Kobold-I understand that, but what do i say!!!!!!! Me-Your'e a freaken kobold! Kobold- Okay. Thx buddy. Me- You mean hated enemy. Kobold- same difference. Director- OKAY ALREADY! Now, ACTION! Kobold- &D& to easy for a kobold to eat it. Director-CUT! Perfect! Me-what! director-I need to get home in time for dinner, so thats good enough for now. director-he pretty good actually. Kobold- :D Me-:headexplo Me-:elf: :evillaugh Everybody make sure you check out another post of mine, interview with a kobold. And for some reason these posts allways end in me killing the kobold, but he keeps coming back.
GrogMcGee 07-25-07, 01:36 PM	What do you have against Kobolds? They're cute and cuddly - okay maybe not cuddly but if one were wearing a bunny suit - wait that'd just be scary. But, why the hate-on for Kobolds? Lets stop all the hate. I mean really all they do is live in their caves and mind their own buisness until a group of Xp hungry adventurers come along and procced to slaughter them all - young, old - they always kill 'em all :weep: .
Drizztrocks 07-25-07, 02:17 PM	What do you have against Kobolds? They're cute and cuddly - okay maybe not cuddly but if one were wearing a bunny suit - wait that'd just be scary. But, why the hate-on for Kobolds? Lets stop all the hate. I mean really all they do is live in their caves and mind their own buisness until a group of Xp hungry adventurers come along and procced to slaughter them all - young, old - they always kill 'em all :weep: . You know, i'm not vicous. It's just one stupid dm sent thousands of kobolds for me at one time and killed me! That was the first encounter of the adventure! Now i despise kobolds! I ticked of that same dm by destroying his whole adventure plan. Instead of waging war against the goblins, i gave them some land and a lot of gold pieces. We all lived happily ever after. Accept the dm.
MonkeyPaladin 07-25-07, 02:35 PM	Kobolds are clever though. They make these cunning little traps and use good tactics to overcome their disadvantages. A kobold would probably be a smart player or a scary DM.
GrogMcGee 07-25-07, 02:40 PM	You know, i'm not vicous. It's just one stupid dm sent thousands of kobolds for me at one time and killed me! That was the first encounter of the adventure! Now i despise kobolds! I ticked of that same dm by destroying his whole adventure plan. Instead of waging war against the goblins, i gave them some land and a lot of gold pieces. We all lived happily ever after. Accept the dm. Well that's just a dumb*** DM. No reasonable party is going to be able to deal with an army of thousands of Kobolds. Edit: also ticking off your DM is never really a good idea. Perhaps a conversation would be more useful than beating each other up by breaking adventures.