Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Disciple_of_Juiblex 11-22-06, 02:24 PM	Sigh, i wish they would have a dire template already :waits: I dont know if there is something like what the title says already out there or not. I know the Penguin stats but i really need to find stats for a Dire Penguin, with hopfully a CR of 1. If you really must know i had a player with a level 6 barbarian saying he could solo anything with a cr of 4 or lower and i really wanted to mess with his head and hopefully humble him allitle by some template stacking (but one of the templates i want to use requires a dire animal). And i figured what could be worse than loosing to a Penguin :devil: Any help is welcomed :D
Orchomenos 11-23-06, 09:24 AM	Start with a Dire Weasel. It's CR2, but it potentially deal CON damages. Add the half-dragon template for the STR and Natural Armor. Or create an orc or troglodyte were-dire weasel to have DR/Silver...
ElvenOutlaw 11-23-06, 09:50 AM	And i figured what could be worse than loosing to a Penguin :devil: Loosing to a dire penguin with levels of bard and Perform: Dance in a dancing contest? Sorry going to see Happy Feet on Friday.
Darth Sephiroth 11-23-06, 04:04 PM	Look for the 3rd party Tome of Horrors template (PDF file HERE (http://www.necromancergames.com/pdf/ToHDire.pdf)). I find it easily usable.
CryoSilver 11-24-06, 12:43 AM	Penguins have stats in Frostburn, but don't believe them. Penguins are actaully all-powerful; the appearance of a cute bird is really just their projection into our reality. True penguins are the rulers of the Far Realm, and as such, have Divine Rank 21+
krumthi 11-25-06, 10:13 PM	WOW!!!!!! :D Dire Penguin That is just awesome! I want one as a pet, I am going to ask my DM if I can get one. there is no way anyone can defeat the dire peguin Congrats to whom ever thought of it!
Darth Sephiroth 11-25-06, 11:15 PM	Well, if normal Penguins can kill anything else in Zoo Tycoon...