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Post/Author/DateTime Post
ArgulFraster
08-14-07, 03:58 PM This is just an idea I had-but why not convert Spongebob and company into D&D?

Spongebob=Expert/Adamantine Chef (replace the cleaver with an Ukyo-like Battle Spatula)
Squidward=Bard (a bit of a stretch, I must admit, considering his absolute inability at music...)
Patrick: Barbarian/Frenzied Berseker (he ain't literate and remember the time Spongebob got him mad?)
Sandy: Artificer/Monk
Mr. Krabs: Rogue or cleric with the Greed domain
Current Day Plankton: Artificer
Planktonamor: Wizard/Rage Mage or Wizard/Archmage

Fun with Awaken!
ArgulFraster
08-17-07, 09:16 PM I, Argul Fraster, do call upon the Powers of Naughtiness to say that-oh screw it, :bump:
ArgulFraster
09-09-07, 01:11 AM Updated! My character has now used a Wand of Awaken and Polymorph to create these guys! They're all first level and training in their respective classes.

Spongebob: Small Monstrous Humanoid, 1st Level Adamantine Chef
Sandy: Small Monstrous Humanoid, 1st level Chaotic Monk
Mr. Krabs: Small Monstrous Humanoid, 1st level Expert
Patrick: Small Monstrous Humanoid, 1st level Barbarian

My DM hasn't statted them yet, but they'll be ready to play soon and will be posted when that happens.
Omega_Grey
09-09-07, 01:47 AM You sir are either a insane genius or someone with WAY too much time on their hands...I'm guessing both.
ArgulFraster
09-09-07, 09:31 PM You sir are either a insane genius or someone with WAY too much time on their hands...I'm guessing both.

You would be correct.

MAD! THEY CALLED ME MAAAAD! NYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Talisman
09-09-07, 10:06 PM :rofl:

Squidward is a frustrated bard. He's a bard, but he has no ranks in Perform; thus, he cannot access most of his special bard abilities. Also, he seems to have a lousy Charisma.

You are completely insane, BTW. I applaud you.
You have to let us know what happens with your Spongebob D&D party!
ArgulFraster
09-10-07, 09:25 PM Well, the only advantage Squidward has over his fellows is his size and tentacle rake attacks. So we've got a Barbarian forced into Bardic guise.

Maybe after his first level I'll have him say "screw it" and multiclass him into Barbarian. Four axe attacks in a rage...sweeeet.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
ArgulFraster 08-14-07, 03:58 PM	This is just an idea I had-but why not convert Spongebob and company into D&D? Spongebob=Expert/Adamantine Chef (replace the cleaver with an Ukyo-like Battle Spatula) Squidward=Bard (a bit of a stretch, I must admit, considering his absolute inability at music...) Patrick: Barbarian/Frenzied Berseker (he ain't literate and remember the time Spongebob got him mad?) Sandy: Artificer/Monk Mr. Krabs: Rogue or cleric with the Greed domain Current Day Plankton: Artificer Planktonamor: Wizard/Rage Mage or Wizard/Archmage Fun with Awaken!
ArgulFraster 08-17-07, 09:16 PM	I, Argul Fraster, do call upon the Powers of Naughtiness to say that-oh screw it, :bump:
ArgulFraster 09-09-07, 01:11 AM	Updated! My character has now used a Wand of Awaken and Polymorph to create these guys! They're all first level and training in their respective classes. Spongebob: Small Monstrous Humanoid, 1st Level Adamantine Chef Sandy: Small Monstrous Humanoid, 1st level Chaotic Monk Mr. Krabs: Small Monstrous Humanoid, 1st level Expert Patrick: Small Monstrous Humanoid, 1st level Barbarian My DM hasn't statted them yet, but they'll be ready to play soon and will be posted when that happens.
Omega_Grey 09-09-07, 01:47 AM	You sir are either a insane genius or someone with WAY too much time on their hands...I'm guessing both.
ArgulFraster 09-09-07, 09:31 PM	You sir are either a insane genius or someone with WAY too much time on their hands...I'm guessing both. You would be correct. MAD! THEY CALLED ME MAAAAD! NYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Talisman 09-09-07, 10:06 PM	:rofl: Squidward is a frustrated bard. He's a bard, but he has no ranks in Perform; thus, he cannot access most of his special bard abilities. Also, he seems to have a lousy Charisma. You are completely insane, BTW. I applaud you. You have to let us know what happens with your Spongebob D&D party!
ArgulFraster 09-10-07, 09:25 PM	Well, the only advantage Squidward has over his fellows is his size and tentacle rake attacks. So we've got a Barbarian forced into Bardic guise. Maybe after his first level I'll have him say "screw it" and multiclass him into Barbarian. Four axe attacks in a rage...sweeeet.