Funny D&D Interview!!! [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Skritz_the_Lizardmen

02-05-06, 09:50 PM
Today interview is..ASMODEUS!!!

Skritz: Hi, Asmodeus
Asmodeus: Hi...
(He stare at me...oh ****..im gonna die..)
Skritz: So..how u doin?
Asmodeus: Fine..mortal...
(Oh ****...)
Skritz: How do you feel about beign a Super-Strong D&D monster?
Asmodeus: I like it..ripping adventurer, squeeshing Paladin, slashing Psion..I love it!!!
Skritz: Are you really THAT evil? I mean, Book of Vile Darkness make you look creepy.
Asmodeus: I am Pure Evil, thats it, thats all!!!
Skritz: Are you the "Devil", i mean Satan..this..u know, THE devil?
Asmodeus: Yes!!!
Skritz: Have you more interessting stuff to tell us?
Asmodeus: Yes, i have multiple identy: E. Gary Gyrax, George W. Bush, Micheal Jackson...
Skritz: Hee..okay...
Asmodeus: ...Whats is so weird, everybody know Bush is evil?
Skritz: Yeah but..
Asmodeus: You are annowing me...
Skritz: but...
Asmodeus: You are annowing me
Skritz: but,,let me talk..
Asmodeus: You are annowing me!!!
*Power Word-Explode Head*
:D
obrysii

02-05-06, 10:52 PM
Not exactly funny. Actually, it's pretty stupid. I mean, it's just spam. It isn't productive.

Of course, your spelling doesn't help, either.

Please use, if nothing else, an online spellchecker.
Athanatos

02-05-06, 11:03 PM
I actually have a feeling that English isn't his native language, so we can let 'im off on that count.

But not the count of being unfunny.