Prestige Class funny one-liners [Archive] - Wizards Community

Prestige Class funny one-liners [Archive] - Wizards Community

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CrazyCappie
03-02-07, 10:17 PM Inspired by the "Grey Guard = Jack Bauer the paladin" commentary I've seen, what are some humorous one-line descriptors for prestige classes you can come up with? Base classes too I guess.

So far all I have come up with is:

Ur-Priest: My dead god pwns your living god.
Mage of the Arcane Order: Unionized arcana. Or: Welcome to the Mage Credit Union.
Drunken Master: Will people stop mistaking me for Jackie Chan?! *hic*
Fochluchan Lyrist: By 20th lvl I'm a 14th lvl party.
Mindbender: IM IN UR HEAD CONTRULLING UR THOUGHTS
Shadowbane Inquisitor: Papal ninja wannabe.
Shadowbane Stalker: Papal ninja wannabe, except I'm actually good at it.
Ollam: Because dwarven bards make less sense.
Cavalier: CHAARRRGGGEEE!
JulesCARV
03-02-07, 11:04 PM Eldritch Knight: Who needs the sleep spell when showing people your class features has the same effect?

Frenzied Berserker: How to lose friends and murder people.

Radiant Servant of Pelor: Cleric, only more so.

Reforged: Pinocchio wannabe

Ruathar: Elf fanboyism isn't just for the metagame anymore!
Rakmakallan
03-03-07, 07:00 AM Dragon disciple: Mum,when I grow up I wanna be a dragon. Ok, but eat your soup to become big in order to have wings.

Geomancer: I have wings,antlers, a tail but what am I?

Virtuoso: And the Grammy award goes to....

Thaumaturgist: Sometimes bargaining can save you a lot of money

Anarchic Initiate: Free trips to Limbo
The_Shaman
03-03-07, 09:19 AM Abjurant champion: when having your cake AND eating it too is still not enough.
Warpriest: a working proof of Rule 35: Whatever it is, magic does it better
Daggerspell shaper: Who says it has to make sense!
Shadowdancer: Like shadows, you are uncatchable, ephemeral - and generally harmless.
Sublime Chord: We're halfway across the game and NOW you want to play a sorcerer?
Divine Disciple: When simply being a cleric is not enough.
Runescarred Berserker: That's what I call overcompensation for being nagged at home
RB 2nd variant: No pain, no gain.
Initiate of the Draconic Mysteries: enlightenment - after 9 levels of meditation and fasting you realize Shapechange trumps it all.
navar100
03-03-07, 06:06 PM Mystic Theurge: I'd rather be good on paper than in practice.
Heirophant: Just like the Archmage, only less so!
Shining Blade Of Heironeous #1: Yeah, the good guys do finish last.
Shining Blade Of Heironeous #2: Our god doesn't even get a lair or temple layout like everyone else in this book.
Shining Blade Of Heironeous #3: And our relics suck too!
Wayfarer Guide: Lose a spellcasting level to not screw up Teleport as much.
Entropomancer: Sure I can't cast 9th level spells, but I can summon a small glob that's less efficient than Fireball!
Dread Pirate: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Initiate of the Seven Fold Veil: "Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high ..."
Eunuch: "Billy Jean's not my lover. She's just a girl who says I am the one. The kid is not my son."
benstundze
03-03-07, 06:46 PM Druid: They accept that which is horrific, cruel, and twisted in nature.
ben
JarionSilverblades
03-03-07, 07:36 PM Dread Pirate: You will always remember this as the day You almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Spymaster: Do I make you horny baby, do I, YAHHH!!!

Spymaster2: The names Bond...James Bond.

Vigilante: For the last time, STOP CALLING ME BATMAN!

Darkwood Stalker: NO, my name is not Legolas!

Tattooed Monk: ...And I woke up with this one after a night of heavy drinking with these 2 elven women, well I thought they where Elves...and women.
The_Shaman
03-03-07, 09:13 PM Shou Disciple: You've had meditation and philosophy up to here; now you just want to beat someone.
Blackguard: Spreading evil and mayhem since 1364.
Blackguard 2 - oh, I give up. Just any corny Dark Side joke will do.
Assassin: Nothing personal; just XP
Divine Seeker: for the thief who wants friends in high places.
Frost mage: Some like it cold. You show them what cold is
Wild runner: WHO's a pointy-eared sissy now, ****-face?
demonic_dante
03-04-07, 11:39 AM runescarred beserker: life is pain :raincloud
The_Shaman
03-04-07, 01:27 PM Dracolyte: So I said, "Hey, if you're a fanboy, might as well be of something fanworthy!"

Dragonkith: "Me too, only I didn't get the good stuff..."

Tattooed monk: Yeah, those are the guys other monks think are weird.

Pyrokineticist: Burn, baby, burn!

Cerebremancer: 1001 things you can do with your brain - and those of other people.

Illithid Savant: a cerebellum a day keeps the doctor away.

Illithid Slayer: (in Texan accent): Iiiiiiiii hate flayers. If there's one thing I hate more than a flayer, it's two flayers.
Illithid Slayer 2: No love for the haters? XPHB would disagree
Illithid Slayer 3: Our Gish gets more fluff than your gish.

Battlerager: Dwarven anger management.

Spirit Shaman: There are a 1001 ways to power, but asking your imaginary friend is... innovative
JulesCARV
03-04-07, 02:35 PM Chameleon: Anything you can do, I can do almost as well!

Metamind: Well... at least there are the PHB II retraining rules.

Thrallherd: For the last time, no it's not evil! Do you see an alignment restriction in my requirements? I didn't think so! Is the leadership feat "evil?" I'm just doing the same thing, but with a bit of psychic help!
ZocckCastlestorm
03-04-07, 05:09 PM Order of the Bow Initiate holding a loaded Magic Mighty Composite Longbow says to Evil Monster"You've got to ask yourself one question;Do I feel Lucky?
Well do ya, Punk?"
Alpha_Moose
03-04-07, 05:42 PM Planar Shepard: When the druid doesn't quite pwn as hard as you want him to.
calronmoonflower
03-04-07, 07:05 PM Acolyte of the Skin: It itches like the devil.

Dragonheart Mage: Anyone got a breath mint.

Slayer (SRD): I represent the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild.

Spellsword: S W O R D...

Ur-priest: (famous last words) What would happen if i cast miracle?

Verdant Lord: It's not easy being green.

Vermin Keeper: Say hello to my little friends.

Zerth Cenobite: It's all a matter of time.

What about funny lines for classes.

Druid: Wonder twins' power activate.
The_Shaman
03-04-07, 07:25 PM Deepwood sniper: IF only you could see it, you could hit it in the eye.

Arcane trickster: roguery, if sufficiently advanced, is undistinguishable from magic - especially if supplanted by it.

Pale Master: I see (wheeze)... dead people.

Seeker of the Song: because just breaking glasses with your voice is for noobs.

Beastmaster: Meet my little friends.

Animal Lord: The more I learn about man, the more I like (insert animal name here).

Scorpion Heritor: Eww, is there something some freak won't turn into an obsession?

Walker of the Waste: Apparently not.

Nentyar Hunter: How to be a druid in 5 easy levels.
Garble Willowwits
03-04-07, 11:19 PM Exemplar: I can do ANYTHING! Except fight. No, no magic either. But I can walk a tightrope! ON MY HANDS!
M1kh43l_P4r4d1s0
03-04-07, 11:35 PM Arcane Trickster: Aww, dude BURN! You getit? causer I just cast fireball at a funny moment! HAHA
AllisterH
03-05-07, 12:24 PM Planar Shepard: When the druid doesn't quite pwn as hard as you want him to.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Planar Shepard: "Hey, it's not my fault I was designed by people who thought the druid was the weakest class in the game".
The_Shaman
03-05-07, 02:26 PM @Zockcastlestorm: I imagine it more for a wild mage smiling at the ogre as s/he starts the wild surge mojo.

Wild Mage 2: If your mother is a mage and your father worked for the state lottery, that makes you...

Slayer of Domiel: slaying: the good kind of assassination.
RobbyPants
03-05-07, 02:56 PM Wayfarer Guide: "I make a great NPC!"

Green Star Adept: "Well, it seems like there is a prestige class to turn you into every non-humanoid type at level 10, so I thought, 'What the hell? Why not construct?'"

Duelest: "People liked me much more before the swashbuckler base class..."
Malus_Malum
03-06-07, 01:22 AM Acolyte of Peace: Turning Hack'n'Slash into Hug'n'Kiss.
sooperspook
03-06-07, 01:31 AM ur-Priest part 2: IM IN UR RELIJUN! STEELIN UR HOLINESS!
OmNefarious
03-06-07, 10:22 AM Reforged: For those not wanting to be a D&D "robot" anymore and want to be a human with some spellcasting ability

Master Maker; For those not wanting to be a human anymore and want to be a D&D "robot" with some spellcasting ability

Rogue: "No just because you saw The Matrix doesnt mean you can do that"

Monk: For the person who wants a high armor class and just run around butt-naked

Shifter Druid: "Yeah I like the idea of the rest of guys turning into more powerful creatures, but Im going to just focus on gaining a few extra shifting times per day and negate the whole gaining the form of an elemental"

Pyrokineticist: **points finger at little kid** "He did it"
ZocckCastlestorm
03-06-07, 06:29 PM ShadowDancer "If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side!"
ArchMage"Oh no, my young apprentice.I believe you will find that it is you who are mistaken...About.A.Great.Many.Thingssss."
Hunter of the Dead "If you will not be Turned; you be DESTROYED!"
ThrallHerd"The Psi can have a strong influence on the weak-minded."

Sorry for all the SW mis-quotes, but I was watching the Classic Trillogy this weekend.:rolleyes:
drunkendrake
03-06-07, 06:46 PM Alienist...gloop...
Contemplative Ommmmmmmmmmmm....
Exotic Weapon MasterLook! A massive, strangely spiky, mutated, heavy titan... and then there's the weapon!
Effigy Master Everyone loves Robots!

-Drake-
drunkendrake
03-06-07, 06:47 PM Rogue: "No just because you saw The Matrix doesnt mean you can do that"

Thief-Acrobat No. That's my job.

-Drake-
Ebonyte
03-06-07, 07:59 PM Commoner: "....Damnit!"

Expert: "Shouldn't I have more skill points?"

Aristocrat: "Shouldn't I have more money?"

Adept: "Diet Mystic Thaumaturge: All the Mage/Cleric combination of spells, but only one tenth the power."

Adept #2: "Willow Afgood, the safety of this village depends on you."
The High Aldwyn, Willow

Warrior: "As if Fighters didn't suck enough..."

Fighter: "I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived."
Mad Martigan, Willow

Duelist: "My name in Inigo Montoya. Youklled my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

Dirgesinger: "Insert emo song here"

Death's Chosen: "All the preparations are in order... and when you come, I will be one of those who benefits from your generosity."
-Renfield, Dracula

Death's Chosen#2: "I can't let you kill him. He gave me purpose, and when all of your kind forsook me, he was my friend."
One of my games.

Master of Radiance: "Got a Light?"

Master of Shrouds: "I see dead people... so will you."

Pale Master: "I love the dead... frequently."
Necromancer, Wacraft 3

Ephemeral Exemplar: "In life, I was Patrick Swayze."

Lurking Terror: "I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red..."
The Nightmare Before Christmas

Master Vampire: "I condemn you to living death, to eternal hunger for living blood."
Dracula, Bram Stoker's Dracula

Acolyte of the Skin: This? This is... scriacis. Yeah."

Acolyte of the Skin#2: "The sacrifice is not of your life, it is of my... humanity."
Gerald Tarrant, The Coldfire Trilogy

Cancer Mage: "Cancer... with a purpose." Eli Damascinos, Blade 2

Alienist: "It was I who sang you your first lullaby in the darkness."
Rasputin, Hellboy

Mindbender: "He belongs to us..."
Yuri, C&C: Red Alert 2

Mindbender#2: "Leadership is the art of getting others to do your work for you."
Anonymous

Pale Master: "No more gods, no more graves
Are you friend or fiend?
No more life, no more death
Somewhere in between"
Powerman 5000, Almost Dead

Dire Necromancer: "You see bodies. I see reinforcements."

Assassin: "They've all made lives for themselves. They've all got dogs and houses and kids and made themselfves a part of something and what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork... how have you been?"
Martin Blank, Grosse Point Blank

Blackguard: "The Gods are dead, and if I have my way, every last angel will get to join them."

Loremaster: "You don't respect books, do you?"
Redheaded Librarian Dominatrix, Tomcats

Mystic Theurge: "Mage, Cleric, I'm the guy with the spells."

Red Wizard: "Not what you Final Fanboys were hoping for?"

Demonologist:

Diabolist: "Hell holds no surprises for us."
Ilsa, Hellboy

Lifedrinker: "Humans are cattle. Taste as many as you like!" Cain, NightWalker

Vermin Lord: "They do whatever I tell them to... Tear him up." Willard, Willard

Metamind: "Your mind is like an open book to me!" Shiwan Khan, The Shadow

Emancipated Spawn: "I can't remember what I used to be..."
The Chosen One, Lost and Found

Illithd Savant: "You are who you eat."

Master of Flies: "You catch more flies with honey, but they don't call me a beekeeper..."

Siren: "Them Sirens gon' and turned him into a horney toad!"
Delmar, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

Blood Magus: "Blood is thicker than water. Here, let me show you..."

Effigy Master: "I just got tickets to see BURNING MAN!"

Green Star Adept: "Not exactly high in iron..."

Knight of the Chalice: "Considering the name, I'm halfway to being a Drunken Master."

Pyrokineticist: "You trying to get invited to my next barbicue?"
Firebat, Starcraft

Dread Witch: "This is way past gingerbread houses, kid."

Whew!
navar100
03-07-07, 02:48 AM Dwarven Defender: "No one may cross this bridge without my permission."

Dwarven Defender #2: "What is your favorite color?"
Ariath Ska'Vhor
03-07-07, 03:00 AM Thrall of Orcus: "Thier blue flesh makes me turn red!"

Hellfire Warlock: "Take tha-OW! damn..."

Teammate #1: "Wait, weren't you dead?"
Risen Martyr: "Hehe...yeeaah...but I'm okay now!"

Kensai: "Right....masterwork..."

Thrall of Demogorgon: "God I'm so ugly...Time to take it out on everyone!"
ZocckCastlestorm
03-07-07, 11:17 PM Master Transmorgifist "Who am I? No,nono. The correct question is What am I....."*Gruesomely transforms into terrifying monster as NPC's run away,faint ECT...*:rolleyes:
Disciple_of_Juiblex
03-07-07, 11:57 PM Bone Knight: "What? im a nuteral good ex-paliden who makes his own armor and wepons with the bones of his enemies, and can contol undead that a willing necromancer grants me ... Why are you looking at me like that?!?"

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
CrazyCappie 03-02-07, 10:17 PM	Inspired by the "Grey Guard = Jack Bauer the paladin" commentary I've seen, what are some humorous one-line descriptors for prestige classes you can come up with? Base classes too I guess. So far all I have come up with is: Ur-Priest: My dead god pwns your living god. Mage of the Arcane Order: Unionized arcana. Or: Welcome to the Mage Credit Union. Drunken Master: Will people stop mistaking me for Jackie Chan?! hic Fochluchan Lyrist: By 20th lvl I'm a 14th lvl party. Mindbender: IM IN UR HEAD CONTRULLING UR THOUGHTS Shadowbane Inquisitor: Papal ninja wannabe. Shadowbane Stalker: Papal ninja wannabe, except I'm actually good at it. Ollam: Because dwarven bards make less sense. Cavalier: CHAARRRGGGEEE!
JulesCARV 03-02-07, 11:04 PM	Eldritch Knight: Who needs the sleep spell when showing people your class features has the same effect? Frenzied Berserker: How to lose friends and murder people. Radiant Servant of Pelor: Cleric, only more so. Reforged: Pinocchio wannabe Ruathar: Elf fanboyism isn't just for the metagame anymore!
Rakmakallan 03-03-07, 07:00 AM	Dragon disciple: Mum,when I grow up I wanna be a dragon. Ok, but eat your soup to become big in order to have wings. Geomancer: I have wings,antlers, a tail but what am I? Virtuoso: And the Grammy award goes to.... Thaumaturgist: Sometimes bargaining can save you a lot of money Anarchic Initiate: Free trips to Limbo
The_Shaman 03-03-07, 09:19 AM	Abjurant champion: when having your cake AND eating it too is still not enough. Warpriest: a working proof of Rule 35: Whatever it is, magic does it better Daggerspell shaper: Who says it has to make sense! Shadowdancer: Like shadows, you are uncatchable, ephemeral - and generally harmless. Sublime Chord: We're halfway across the game and NOW you want to play a sorcerer? Divine Disciple: When simply being a cleric is not enough. Runescarred Berserker: That's what I call overcompensation for being nagged at home RB 2nd variant: No pain, no gain. Initiate of the Draconic Mysteries: enlightenment - after 9 levels of meditation and fasting you realize Shapechange trumps it all.
navar100 03-03-07, 06:06 PM	Mystic Theurge: I'd rather be good on paper than in practice. Heirophant: Just like the Archmage, only less so! Shining Blade Of Heironeous #1: Yeah, the good guys do finish last. Shining Blade Of Heironeous #2: Our god doesn't even get a lair or temple layout like everyone else in this book. Shining Blade Of Heironeous #3: And our relics suck too! Wayfarer Guide: Lose a spellcasting level to not screw up Teleport as much. Entropomancer: Sure I can't cast 9th level spells, but I can summon a small glob that's less efficient than Fireball! Dread Pirate: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Initiate of the Seven Fold Veil: "Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high ..." Eunuch: "Billy Jean's not my lover. She's just a girl who says I am the one. The kid is not my son."
benstundze 03-03-07, 06:46 PM	Druid: They accept that which is horrific, cruel, and twisted in nature. ben
JarionSilverblades 03-03-07, 07:36 PM	Dread Pirate: You will always remember this as the day You almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. Spymaster: Do I make you horny baby, do I, YAHHH!!! Spymaster2: The names Bond...James Bond. Vigilante: For the last time, STOP CALLING ME BATMAN! Darkwood Stalker: NO, my name is not Legolas! Tattooed Monk: ...And I woke up with this one after a night of heavy drinking with these 2 elven women, well I thought they where Elves...and women.
The_Shaman 03-03-07, 09:13 PM	Shou Disciple: You've had meditation and philosophy up to here; now you just want to beat someone. Blackguard: Spreading evil and mayhem since 1364. Blackguard 2 - oh, I give up. Just any corny Dark Side joke will do. Assassin: Nothing personal; just XP Divine Seeker: for the thief who wants friends in high places. Frost mage: Some like it cold. You show them what cold is Wild runner: WHO's a pointy-eared sissy now, ****-face?
demonic_dante 03-04-07, 11:39 AM	runescarred beserker: life is pain :raincloud
The_Shaman 03-04-07, 01:27 PM	Dracolyte: So I said, "Hey, if you're a fanboy, might as well be of something fanworthy!" Dragonkith: "Me too, only I didn't get the good stuff..." Tattooed monk: Yeah, those are the guys other monks think are weird. Pyrokineticist: Burn, baby, burn! Cerebremancer: 1001 things you can do with your brain - and those of other people. Illithid Savant: a cerebellum a day keeps the doctor away. Illithid Slayer: (in Texan accent): Iiiiiiiii hate flayers. If there's one thing I hate more than a flayer, it's two flayers. Illithid Slayer 2: No love for the haters? XPHB would disagree Illithid Slayer 3: Our Gish gets more fluff than your gish. Battlerager: Dwarven anger management. Spirit Shaman: There are a 1001 ways to power, but asking your imaginary friend is... innovative
JulesCARV 03-04-07, 02:35 PM	Chameleon: Anything you can do, I can do almost as well! Metamind: Well... at least there are the PHB II retraining rules. Thrallherd: For the last time, no it's not evil! Do you see an alignment restriction in my requirements? I didn't think so! Is the leadership feat "evil?" I'm just doing the same thing, but with a bit of psychic help!
ZocckCastlestorm 03-04-07, 05:09 PM	Order of the Bow Initiate holding a loaded Magic Mighty Composite Longbow says to Evil Monster"You've got to ask yourself one question;Do I feel Lucky? Well do ya, Punk?"
Alpha_Moose 03-04-07, 05:42 PM	Planar Shepard: When the druid doesn't quite pwn as hard as you want him to.
calronmoonflower 03-04-07, 07:05 PM	Acolyte of the Skin: It itches like the devil. Dragonheart Mage: Anyone got a breath mint. Slayer (SRD): I represent the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild. Spellsword: S W O R D... Ur-priest: (famous last words) What would happen if i cast miracle? Verdant Lord: It's not easy being green. Vermin Keeper: Say hello to my little friends. Zerth Cenobite: It's all a matter of time. What about funny lines for classes. Druid: Wonder twins' power activate.
The_Shaman 03-04-07, 07:25 PM	Deepwood sniper: IF only you could see it, you could hit it in the eye. Arcane trickster: roguery, if sufficiently advanced, is undistinguishable from magic - especially if supplanted by it. Pale Master: I see (wheeze)... dead people. Seeker of the Song: because just breaking glasses with your voice is for noobs. Beastmaster: Meet my little friends. Animal Lord: The more I learn about man, the more I like (insert animal name here). Scorpion Heritor: Eww, is there something some freak won't turn into an obsession? Walker of the Waste: Apparently not. Nentyar Hunter: How to be a druid in 5 easy levels.
Garble Willowwits 03-04-07, 11:19 PM	Exemplar: I can do ANYTHING! Except fight. No, no magic either. But I can walk a tightrope! ON MY HANDS!
M1kh43l_P4r4d1s0 03-04-07, 11:35 PM	Arcane Trickster: Aww, dude BURN! You getit? causer I just cast fireball at a funny moment! HAHA
AllisterH 03-05-07, 12:24 PM	Planar Shepard: When the druid doesn't quite pwn as hard as you want him to. BWAHAHAHAHA Planar Shepard: "Hey, it's not my fault I was designed by people who thought the druid was the weakest class in the game".
The_Shaman 03-05-07, 02:26 PM	@Zockcastlestorm: I imagine it more for a wild mage smiling at the ogre as s/he starts the wild surge mojo. Wild Mage 2: If your mother is a mage and your father worked for the state lottery, that makes you... Slayer of Domiel: slaying: the good kind of assassination.
RobbyPants 03-05-07, 02:56 PM	Wayfarer Guide: "I make a great NPC!" Green Star Adept: "Well, it seems like there is a prestige class to turn you into every non-humanoid type at level 10, so I thought, 'What the hell? Why not construct?'" Duelest: "People liked me much more before the swashbuckler base class..."
Malus_Malum 03-06-07, 01:22 AM	Acolyte of Peace: Turning Hack'n'Slash into Hug'n'Kiss.
sooperspook 03-06-07, 01:31 AM	ur-Priest part 2: IM IN UR RELIJUN! STEELIN UR HOLINESS!
OmNefarious 03-06-07, 10:22 AM	Reforged: For those not wanting to be a D&D "robot" anymore and want to be a human with some spellcasting ability Master Maker; For those not wanting to be a human anymore and want to be a D&D "robot" with some spellcasting ability Rogue: "No just because you saw The Matrix doesnt mean you can do that" Monk: For the person who wants a high armor class and just run around butt-naked Shifter Druid: "Yeah I like the idea of the rest of guys turning into more powerful creatures, but Im going to just focus on gaining a few extra shifting times per day and negate the whole gaining the form of an elemental" Pyrokineticist: points finger at little kid "He did it"
ZocckCastlestorm 03-06-07, 06:29 PM	ShadowDancer "If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side!" ArchMage"Oh no, my young apprentice.I believe you will find that it is you who are mistaken...About.A.Great.Many.Thingssss." Hunter of the Dead "If you will not be Turned; you be DESTROYED!" ThrallHerd"The Psi can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." Sorry for all the SW mis-quotes, but I was watching the Classic Trillogy this weekend.:rolleyes:
drunkendrake 03-06-07, 06:46 PM	Alienist...gloop... Contemplative Ommmmmmmmmmmm.... Exotic Weapon MasterLook! A massive, strangely spiky, mutated, heavy titan... and then there's the weapon! Effigy Master Everyone loves Robots! -Drake-
drunkendrake 03-06-07, 06:47 PM	Rogue: "No just because you saw The Matrix doesnt mean you can do that" Thief-Acrobat No. That's my job. -Drake-
Ebonyte 03-06-07, 07:59 PM	Commoner: "....Damnit!" Expert: "Shouldn't I have more skill points?" Aristocrat: "Shouldn't I have more money?" Adept: "Diet Mystic Thaumaturge: All the Mage/Cleric combination of spells, but only one tenth the power." Adept #2: "Willow Afgood, the safety of this village depends on you." The High Aldwyn, Willow Warrior: "As if Fighters didn't suck enough..." Fighter: "I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived." Mad Martigan, Willow Duelist: "My name in Inigo Montoya. Youklled my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride Dirgesinger: "Insert emo song here" Death's Chosen: "All the preparations are in order... and when you come, I will be one of those who benefits from your generosity." -Renfield, Dracula Death's Chosen#2: "I can't let you kill him. He gave me purpose, and when all of your kind forsook me, he was my friend." One of my games. Master of Radiance: "Got a Light?" Master of Shrouds: "I see dead people... so will you." Pale Master: "I love the dead... frequently." Necromancer, Wacraft 3 Ephemeral Exemplar: "In life, I was Patrick Swayze." Lurking Terror: "I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red..." The Nightmare Before Christmas Master Vampire: "I condemn you to living death, to eternal hunger for living blood." Dracula, Bram Stoker's Dracula Acolyte of the Skin: This? This is... scriacis. Yeah." Acolyte of the Skin#2: "The sacrifice is not of your life, it is of my... humanity." Gerald Tarrant, The Coldfire Trilogy Cancer Mage: "Cancer... with a purpose." Eli Damascinos, Blade 2 Alienist: "It was I who sang you your first lullaby in the darkness." Rasputin, Hellboy Mindbender: "He belongs to us..." Yuri, C&C: Red Alert 2 Mindbender#2: "Leadership is the art of getting others to do your work for you." Anonymous Pale Master: "No more gods, no more graves Are you friend or fiend? No more life, no more death Somewhere in between" Powerman 5000, Almost Dead Dire Necromancer: "You see bodies. I see reinforcements." Assassin: "They've all made lives for themselves. They've all got dogs and houses and kids and made themselfves a part of something and what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork... how have you been?" Martin Blank, Grosse Point Blank Blackguard: "The Gods are dead, and if I have my way, every last angel will get to join them." Loremaster: "You don't respect books, do you?" Redheaded Librarian Dominatrix, Tomcats Mystic Theurge: "Mage, Cleric, I'm the guy with the spells." Red Wizard: "Not what you Final Fanboys were hoping for?" Demonologist: Diabolist: "Hell holds no surprises for us." Ilsa, Hellboy Lifedrinker: "Humans are cattle. Taste as many as you like!" Cain, NightWalker Vermin Lord: "They do whatever I tell them to... Tear him up." Willard, Willard Metamind: "Your mind is like an open book to me!" Shiwan Khan, The Shadow Emancipated Spawn: "I can't remember what I used to be..." The Chosen One, Lost and Found Illithd Savant: "You are who you eat." Master of Flies: "You catch more flies with honey, but they don't call me a beekeeper..." Siren: "Them Sirens gon' and turned him into a horney toad!" Delmar, Oh Brother Where Art Thou? Blood Magus: "Blood is thicker than water. Here, let me show you..." Effigy Master: "I just got tickets to see BURNING MAN!" Green Star Adept: "Not exactly high in iron..." Knight of the Chalice: "Considering the name, I'm halfway to being a Drunken Master." Pyrokineticist: "You trying to get invited to my next barbicue?" Firebat, Starcraft Dread Witch: "This is way past gingerbread houses, kid." Whew!
navar100 03-07-07, 02:48 AM	Dwarven Defender: "No one may cross this bridge without my permission." Dwarven Defender #2: "What is your favorite color?"
Ariath Ska'Vhor 03-07-07, 03:00 AM	Thrall of Orcus: "Thier blue flesh makes me turn red!" Hellfire Warlock: "Take tha-OW! damn..." Teammate #1: "Wait, weren't you dead?" Risen Martyr: "Hehe...yeeaah...but I'm okay now!" Kensai: "Right....masterwork..." Thrall of Demogorgon: "God I'm so ugly...Time to take it out on everyone!"
ZocckCastlestorm 03-07-07, 11:17 PM	Master Transmorgifist "Who am I? No,nono. The correct question is What am I....."Gruesomely transforms into terrifying monster as NPC's run away,faint ECT...:rolleyes:
Disciple_of_Juiblex 03-07-07, 11:57 PM	Bone Knight: "What? im a nuteral good ex-paliden who makes his own armor and wepons with the bones of his enemies, and can contol undead that a willing necromancer grants me ... Why are you looking at me like that?!?"