Worst. Displays. Ever. [Archive] - Wizards Community

Worst. Displays. Ever. [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Lycanthromancer
03-01-08, 11:22 PM I was going to make a thread called "1001 worst psionic displays ever," but that was too cliche.

1.) Visual: *Hic* "Don't mindsh the pink ephelantsh. Erm...elephantsh. They danshe around m'head all th' time."

2.) Mental: The children were nestled all snug in their beds // While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.

3.) Auditory/Olfactory: <.< "It wasn't me! Conan over there OD'd on the owlbear chili." >.>

4.) Auditory: "SPOOOOOOON!"

5.) Material: "...and in local news, Betty's Brothel and Pancake Emporium was found flooded today with lemon custard. Experts believe a badly-timed manifestation of psionic grease was involved."

6.) ...
Slagger the Chuul
03-02-08, 12:09 AM How about:

Visual: A burst of rainbow light explodes from your crotch.

:)
Lycanthromancer
03-02-08, 12:14 AM How about:

Visual: A burst of rainbow light explodes from your crotch.

:)...Elfsight?
Mr_Miscellaneous
03-02-08, 12:44 AM Olfactory: Betcha wouldn't have manifested Animal Affinity if you knew that you would smell like the animal too.
Tempest Stormwind
03-02-08, 01:43 AM Auditory (or mental, using subconscious urges), drawn from panel 2 and 3 (http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20060609).

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Lycanthromancer 03-01-08, 11:22 PM	I was going to make a thread called "1001 worst psionic displays ever," but that was too cliche. 1.) Visual: Hic "Don't mindsh the pink ephelantsh. Erm...elephantsh. They danshe around m'head all th' time." 2.) Mental: The children were nestled all snug in their beds // While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads. 3.) Auditory/Olfactory: <.< "It wasn't me! Conan over there OD'd on the owlbear chili." >.> 4.) Auditory: "SPOOOOOOON!" 5.) Material: "...and in local news, Betty's Brothel and Pancake Emporium was found flooded today with lemon custard. Experts believe a badly-timed manifestation of psionic grease was involved." 6.) ...
Slagger the Chuul 03-02-08, 12:09 AM	How about: Visual: A burst of rainbow light explodes from your crotch. :)
Lycanthromancer 03-02-08, 12:14 AM	How about: Visual: A burst of rainbow light explodes from your crotch. :)...Elfsight?
Mr_Miscellaneous 03-02-08, 12:44 AM	Olfactory: Betcha wouldn't have manifested Animal Affinity if you knew that you would smell like the animal too.
Tempest Stormwind 03-02-08, 01:43 AM	Auditory (or mental, using subconscious urges), drawn from panel 2 and 3 (http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20060609).