Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Niveus Lynx 06-08-05, 09:03 PM	1. Half-Wookie. 2. Half-Dwarf Half-Orc. (Dworc.) 3. Half-Dwarf Half-Elf. (Dwelf.) 4. Half-Drider. 5. Half-Centaur.
Nephlite 06-08-05, 09:40 PM	1. Half-Wookie. 2. Half-Dwarf Half-Orc. (Dworc.) 3. Half-Dwarf Half-Elf. (Dwelf.) 4. Half-Drider. 5. Half-Centaur. I want to see a 1/2 wookie... And it isn't Dork for 1/2 Dwarf/orc it is Owarf. :D
obrysii 06-08-05, 09:42 PM	Half-Dragon Half-Fiend Half-Troll Half-Illithid Half-Golem Gensai
Niveus Lynx 06-08-05, 09:52 PM	12. Half-Vampire.
Hebitsuikaza 06-08-05, 10:00 PM	Half Illithid Half Drow Half-Elemental (especially Fire) Half Ogre, Half Halfling
captainswift 06-08-05, 10:08 PM	Half-Gibbering Mouther Half-Chaos Beast Half-Chaos Beast/Half-Gibbering Mouther Half-Gelatinous Cube
theOne333 06-08-05, 10:34 PM	Half-Hag Half-Nightmare Half-Formian
Niveus Lynx 06-08-05, 10:40 PM	23. Half-Warforged.
Nuntius128 06-08-05, 11:08 PM	Half-Tarrasque. Half-Cat
Entropic Aardvark 06-09-05, 01:48 AM	Half chihuahua Half chaos beast Half gelatinous cube
Solamar 06-09-05, 02:02 AM	Half-Kobold not for what it is but for what had to happen to get it :twitch:
Azar_the_Prince 06-09-05, 02:14 AM	Half-Chuul Half-Grick Half-Hook Horror Half-Rilmani Half-Slaad
Dragona Nightsky 06-09-05, 02:28 AM	A half-illithid troll comes to mind
Manyfist 06-09-05, 02:37 AM	Half Owlbear Half-Goblin Half Purpleworm Half Remorhaz Damn you Pixie you did this on purpose, its because I hate half-races.
RavenDrake 06-09-05, 03:07 AM	39. Half Greenslime Otyugh 40. Half Roper 41. Half Harpy, Half Naga 42. Half Worg Werewolf 43. Half Aboleth Drider... 44. Quarterling(Which is a Half-Halfling,Half Half-Elf)
Manyfist 06-09-05, 03:09 AM	Here the most dangerous of all Half races. Half Human. :D ' Run in fear its a half Human!
SnowbearK 06-09-05, 03:16 AM	Half-Gamer :P
Da Dinictus 06-09-05, 03:29 AM	Bastards & Bloodlines has some gnarly, twisted damn halfbreeds. 47) Kestrel - half harpy, half halfling 48) Blinkling - half halfling... half blinkdog :uh-huh: 49) Lasher - dwarf/roper halfbreed from magical intervention 50) Wendigo - if you thought a Blinkling was twisted, check this dwarf/winter wolf crossbreed...
SnowbearK 06-09-05, 04:07 AM	Oh yeah sure, magical intervention...that's what the dwarves say afterwards... "Yeah, um...must have been...uh...magical intervention! Yeah that's it. Damn tricksy cond...er...mages."
okaynowa 06-09-05, 04:27 AM	Half-Flumph ("But all man, baby.") :twitch:
captainswift 06-09-05, 08:58 AM	Half-grilled cheese sandwich
Radijs 06-09-05, 09:06 AM	Please stop. Before I get a wish scroll and make a wish come true with a certain female paladin.
Mage_King 06-09-05, 09:11 AM	Half-zombie :mage: :mage: :mage: :mage: :mage: :mage:
cheatlord 06-09-05, 10:30 AM	Half-male / half-female... A.k.a. The Shemale ! :)
Dagda Mor 06-09-05, 10:53 AM	Half-Beholder
Dedsquirrl 06-09-05, 11:06 AM	A Kobogre. We will assume a male kobold did a stealth shag on a female ogre. The other way around is to horrible to imagine.
sparticus_eleisum 06-09-05, 11:54 AM	Half Illithid Half Drow Just wait for the creature competition between the Succubbus paladin and the mind flayer... Urotsokidoji comes to my mind...
Niveus Lynx 06-09-05, 12:29 PM	56. Half-Ghost. "Hey, if I walk through you, does that mean we've done it?"
Niveus Lynx 06-09-05, 12:30 PM	Half-grilled cheese sandwich Don't you mean... 57. Half-Bagel?
Guroth the Forsaken 06-09-05, 02:14 PM	How about Half-wit? I've seen plenty of those. Also, how about half Great Dane, half Basset Hound? I've actually seen one. Picture a basset's body, with a huge Great Dane head and coloration. :eek: Poor thing was so ugly it was actually cute. :) Edited for crappy spelling.
Darkness is good 06-09-05, 02:26 PM	#58 Half slime
Nuntius128 06-09-05, 02:29 PM	56. Half-Ghost. "Hey, if I walk through you, does that mean we've done it?" Have you actually seen the Half-Ghost template? Yeah, I know, there really is a Half-Ghost.
Niveus Lynx 06-09-05, 02:33 PM	Have you actually seen the Half-Ghost template? Yeah, I know, there really is a Half-Ghost. I haven't seen it, but heard of it. The thought is disturbing. And I wanted to make a Family Guy reference. :P (Why does the smiley have green skin?)
Nuntius128 06-09-05, 02:39 PM	I haven't seen it, but heard of it. The thought is disturbing. And I wanted to make a Family Guy reference. :P (Why does the smiley have green skin?) The smiley has green skin because its a Half-Ghoul. There's one of those, too. Oy. Anyhow, they both can be found here: http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.html They're in the Index of Templates there. Fetch is the Half-Ghost, found on page 7 of the PDF there. Honestly, it really sucks. Really bad.
Da Dinictus 06-09-05, 03:35 PM	Please stop. Before I get a wish scroll and make a wish come true with a certain female paladin.Wish? :D
Norhg 06-09-05, 06:48 PM	#59) Half-elf half-magmin. "When an elf has reached a certain age he feels that he has tried everything. Half-elf magmins are often a direct result of this." #60) Vampiric Gelatinous Cube. "Jellysucker". #61) Half-clueless half-human king*. The people go- "I never voted king Steve". #62) Half-green dragon cockerspaniel. "There was love in the air that night" #63) Skeleton fiendish half-hamster half-bagel. "The cursed remains of many a wizard's breakfast". #64) Guvner** Half-yochlol rock gnome Otaku***. "Sussh, I'm on a secret mission" -In Ehlonna's closet. #65) Norhg. "Speaks for itself, I mean, Norhg does" -Someone who knows "it". *Disturbingly common. **Knows more than you. ***Scary individual. Bloods who know better tells you not to associate with them.
Niveus Lynx 06-09-05, 07:00 PM	http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-017.gif
Noc Rat 06-10-05, 02:34 AM	There's this Green Ronin book called "Bastards and Bloodlines", which has the most interesting (and sometimes the most disturbing) halfbreeds around. The wierdest one has to be the half-elf half-unicorn, or the "alicorn". No polymorphing or magics were used in the making of this lil' baby. As the text goes, sometimes unicorns fall in love with other creatures, usually elf druids or rangers. I'm not going to quote or go into the very odd details, but you can all get the idea. Result: Elves with little bumps on their foreheads and a nice ammount of level adjustment.
Manyfist 06-10-05, 02:39 AM	There's this Green Ronin book called "Bastards and Bloodlines", which has the most interesting (and sometimes the most disturbing) halfbreeds around. The wierdest one has to be the half-elf half-unicorn, or the "alicorn". No polymorphing or magics were used in the making of this lil' baby. As the text goes, sometimes unicorns fall in love with other creatures, usually elf druids or rangers. I'm not going to quote or go into the very odd details, but you can all get the idea. Result: Elves with little bumps on their foreheads and a nice ammount of level adjustment. Elves must like that Beastality. :eek: Thats...disturbing though... It be like a Horse impregnating a Human, or Vise Versa, then brithing out a Centaur... :eek:
Andrew_980 06-10-05, 03:58 AM	the funniest in real life are: the half chihuaha/lab (poor lil guy had to stand on a box of dog treats,a5 lbs male and a 60 lbs female :D ) the half dolphin/whale(dumb zookeepers thought it was safe to put em together without even checking gender :rolleyes: )
Manyfist 06-10-05, 04:21 AM	the funniest in real life are: the half chihuaha/lab (poor lil guy had to stand on a box of dog treats,a5 lbs male and a 60 lbs female :D ) the half dolphin/whale(dumb zookeepers thought it was safe to put em together without even checking gender :rolleyes: ) Liger and Tigon :rolleyes:
TheDarkestOfAngels 06-10-05, 04:56 AM	(unless stated otherwise, assume that any of the listed halfbreeds are" -half anything else" you can imagine) half animated lamp half coffee table half off sale Mongrelfolk (perhaps not a halfbreed, but they're disturbing, none the less, IMO) half inevitable half skeleton (though technically, a half skeleton would be called an "anorexic") half monsterous spider half rat swarm half carrion crawler half bladeling (almost as painful to concieve as a half horned-devil) half a mind (as in, the expression) half unbodied half jello mold
Rednaxela 06-10-05, 06:33 AM	Half Cat-Half Dragon(red) With the Fendish template :D Halfling-troll?? Half elf half sheep??? Half Raptorian-half Goliath half treent-half fire elemental :mage:
theAlastorian 06-10-05, 07:58 AM	There's this Green Ronin book called "Bastards and Bloodlines", which has the most interesting (and sometimes the most disturbing) halfbreeds around. The wierdest one has to be the half-elf half-unicorn, or the "alicorn". No polymorphing or magics were used in the making of this lil' baby. As the text goes, sometimes unicorns fall in love with other creatures, usually elf druids or rangers. I'm not going to quote or go into the very odd details, but you can all get the idea. Result: Elves with little bumps on their foreheads and a nice ammount of level adjustment. no no no, the wierdest one from the book is the Half elf, half GIANT FREAKING EAGLE!!!!! I mean, seriously! Why are elves so damn wierd? It's always elves too....(continues rant for an hour)
Voila! 06-10-05, 12:33 PM	90) A half-illithid fomorian with a vampiric bloodline 91) A fiendish half-golem alicentaur 92) An insectile griffon 93) A half-sphinx 94) A half-ethergaunt (OH GODS!!!!!!!! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! )
Niveus Lynx 06-10-05, 12:41 PM	95. Half-Treant. Further proving that the people of _____ will do it with anything that has a hole.
Voila! 06-12-05, 01:03 AM	Niveus, quick, edit that post. I don't know if it violates the CoC.
Niveus Lynx 06-12-05, 01:07 AM	Niveus, quick, edit that post. I don't know if it violates the CoC. Dude. I seriously read your post and thought to myself, "I really think I should edit that post. :mymy:". You genuinely freaked me out. (However, I really don't give a damn. :P We can't talk about "mating"? Are we to assume that babies are delivered by the Stork?)
Manyfist 06-12-05, 01:23 AM	Half Grunt/half Elite Half Brute/Half Elite Half Grunt/half Hunter Half Hunter/ Half Elite Half Hunter/Half Brute. :D
Niveus Lynx 06-12-05, 01:28 AM	"Yeah, you know that Hunter chic? She has friends. You ever had a 3-billion-and-one way?"
JimmytheHand 06-12-05, 05:55 AM	Half Water-elemental Half Living Fireball Hell, Half anything Half Living Fireball. :OMG!
Niveus Lynx 06-12-05, 07:05 PM	103. Half-Living Meteor Swarm.
captainswift 06-12-05, 07:17 PM	104. Half-Juiblex. naughty goop demon lords need love, too.
Wildonion 06-12-05, 08:10 PM	#105 Half Lab/Half Poodle #106 Half Zergling/Half Human #107 Half Flesh Golem/Half Human (The son of Frankenstien?)
Niveus Lynx 06-12-05, 08:26 PM	#105 Half Lab/Half Poodle Labradoodle!
xmg 06-12-05, 09:27 PM	Half-DM this is part of the same genus as the Fiendish Dire DM
Niveus Lynx 06-12-05, 09:30 PM	Half-DM this is part of the same genus as the Fiendish Dire DM Ah. I see that you're playing 3.0. In 3.5, they changed the name to "Rules Lawyer".
Ehlijen Iswa Tschingjo 06-12-05, 11:02 PM	Someone said half Owlbear, but I think regular Owlbears are bad enough. Even assuming/hoping these things are created artifacially, what was going through their heads?? 'Hey lets make a really scary bear by by crossing a bear and hmmmm...how about some sort of bird?'
Solamar 06-13-05, 03:32 AM	I just saw Shrek 2 HALF DRAGON - HALF DONKEY not even a german geneticist could of come up with that one. so I now know what they mean when they say your ass is a dragon(bad pun I know its been a long day and very little sleep sorry)
High King Tigernmas 06-13-05, 04:32 AM	Half-Gelatinious Cube/Half-Human :D
Rim-Soulfang 06-13-05, 09:47 AM	95. Half-Treant. Further proving that the people of _____ will do it with anything that has a hole.Am i just weird, or is anyone else reminded of Evil Dead? And the weirdest from Bastards & Bloodlines is Burrower (Half-Gnome/Half-Umberhulk) and Half-kuo-toa.
DeciusNero 06-14-05, 01:06 AM	any half elemental. all except the air elemental....ow....;)
guru7892 06-14-05, 02:51 AM	half-anthropomorph- its like a beastiality, but diffrent. half-celestial dire badger half kobold-MEEPO! WTF ARE YOU DOING!!! female half-minotaur- what does it look like??? half fire emental- OW!!! it burns with the fire of a thousand furnaces! half-treant- its like a bark person... half-ettercap- ie spider man!!! half-shadow- ok i know what it looks like but how??? 1/8anthropomorphic tiger,1/8 trumpet achon, 1/8 me-zu oni (horse demon),1/8 minotaur,1/8 treant,1/8 ettercap,1/8 shadow,1/8 dryad- fourth generation freak! and i have no idea what that even looks like
Sssargoth 06-14-05, 03:02 AM	95. Half-Treant. Further proving that the people of _____ will do it with anything that has a hole. you should be able to find the Half-elf/Half-Treant in the minis HB.... pretty sure its minis...
Niveus Lynx 06-14-05, 11:14 AM	you should be able to find the Half-elf/Half-Treant in the minis HB.... pretty sure its minis... "When a man loves a tree...something special happens..."
Nuntius128 06-14-05, 06:01 PM	you should be able to find the Half-elf/Half-Treant in the minis HB.... pretty sure its minis... Tree-huggin hippies... Would Freud(sp?) have something to say about wanting to mate with Mother Earth? Am i just weird, or is anyone else reminded of Evil Dead? I love that part.
Niveus Lynx 06-14-05, 06:20 PM	Would Freud(sp?) have something to say about wanting to mate with Mother Earth? I can't pick just one joke to make right now. Such a beautiful moment...
Nitneuq Onitnarat 06-14-05, 06:53 PM	One half: Feral Anothropomorph giant two-headed squid, Other half: Tauric Lammansu-Thri-kreen. feathers, tentacles, claws, teeth, insect mandibles, squid head(s), eagle wings, rabies..... the fun never ends. [edit] These are both characters of mine. Enutpan: KING OF SQUID and Azathoths Avatar. Both built for 1 on 1 fights. Both killed their oponent on the first charge. Shame theres no way to fight them against each other (water Vs. air).
Lionhearted 06-15-05, 05:07 AM	90) A half-illithid fomorian with a vampiric bloodline 91) A fiendish half-golem alicentaur 92) An insectile griffon 93) A half-sphinx 94) A half-ethergaunt (OH GODS!!!!!!!! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! :OMG! ) HEY! DONT Steal my half-sphinx template
Valgaav 06-15-05, 05:33 AM	103. Half-Living Meteor Swarm. Okay, I was gonna post a nice little 'story' about a half-construct, but there's no way I can one-up that one. Have a squid. :coolcthul
celestial warrior 06-18-05, 04:12 AM	The biggest abommination of all. DUN DUn Dun dun. Half BM/Half celestial (read nuklear power and you will understand)
Fiery_Overlord 06-18-05, 04:47 AM	Half In Character/Half Out of Character, a strange dialog based beast Half-Plush, a very comfortable template Half-Sentient, a template with serious mental penalties Half-Hearted, an apathetic template
SnowbearK 06-18-05, 06:52 AM	Half-Desmodu... "We've got a thing that's called Radar Love!" :D
captainswift 06-18-05, 11:55 AM	Half-signature Bunny/half-zombie that will eat your brain if you click on a link
Adrez Nesnsid 11-12-06, 09:50 AM	Half-Hound Archon/Half-succubus, the "Stuckubus"; (I'd explain this pun, but it might violate the code of conduct if I did...)
Adrez Nesnsid 11-12-06, 10:01 AM	Half Winter wolf/ Half toy poodle, the mechanics of it would boggle the mind
jamesnero 11-12-06, 10:49 AM	Half gelatinous cube can that be done with the gelatinous creature template in savage species? :plotting: :lightbulb
Caliborn 11-12-06, 12:12 PM	Nothing disturbs me more than the Half Elf/Half Dwarf.
Maraxus 11-12-06, 12:54 PM	You are all Pervs (;)) , so I wonder that the most obvious manifestation of evil Hentai-Fantasy was not yet mentioned: Half Nymph / Half Kraken
Manyfist 11-12-06, 02:25 PM	Half Nymph/Half Fiend/Half Celestial/Half Illithid/Half (Clay) Golem Scary...
Ariath Ska'Vhor 11-12-06, 03:32 PM	Half Gnome, Half famine-spirit. Scary as all nine layers of hell. Or half bogun.
V1zharan 11-12-06, 08:28 PM	half undead Just like Solamar, not disturbing because of what it is, but more because of what had to be done to make it. half fire elemental, half treant ^not even sure how thats possible though... *fire elementals kisses treant, treant bursts into flame*
UnrelentingHoror 11-12-06, 11:33 PM	A half Sahuagin would be pretty messed up. Makes me think of the godfather, Luca Bratzi sleeps with the fishes :) Half-farspawn/Nymph, yeah thats a fun one. I still like the Dworc one guy thought of though.
Benedictus 11-12-06, 11:43 PM	Think these ideas are pretty clever? Remember the story of the origins of the Minotaur. It is a very old story. In a fantasy world with shapechangers and Wild shaping Druids what mixtures aren't possible. Then you have Owlbears and Pterytons from the magical school of living Lego pieces. You think you can create a gross combination? Try to think from an Aboleths point of view. Massive Intellect, no morals, Aberrant background. Flesh-grafting. Nixie grafted at it's waist onto a Merrow's Neck. Not strange enough? Two Nixies grafted to an Ettins Necks. Aquatic Elf with a Scorpion. Poison Sting. Kuo Toa grafted onto a snake. Constricting damage. Ooze fillled Zombies are necessary once you think about it. Scrag trolls would make great material for grafting. If you made Half Elemental Scrags first it would be even more interesting. So start with Half Water Elemental Scrag. Flesh graft some Octopus Tentacles onto it's head. Graft shark teeth into it's jaws, just because they look cool. Why hold back. Graft some Beholder eyes on it's head or Medusa snakes or both. Now attach this scrag to an Elasmosaurus skull so that the troll's waist ends just above the dinosaurs jaws. Now you have a nice Aboleth Guard creature. This is actually a very practical thread, and I thought it was just for wierd fun.
Magetastic 11-13-06, 12:46 AM	Half evards black tenticles.
AMGriffin 11-13-06, 12:54 PM	I've said this before but elves are weird o_o. They'll screw trees, giant eagles, unicorns, illithids, and the like but not dwarves? C'mon, there has to be ONE elven lass out there who has a thing for short and buff hairy men with beards. :)
Andion Isurand 11-13-06, 01:54 PM	vampiric half Illlithid / half Peryton Blood... check Brain... check Heart... check "Waste not, want not." Peryton (Monsters of Faerun) -- you can implant a tadpole into anything as an experiment, just so happens it worked this time :)
Adrez Nesnsid 11-13-06, 08:22 PM	I've said this before but elves are weird o_o. They'll screw trees, giant eagles, unicorns, illithids, and the like but not dwarves? C'mon, there has to be ONE elven lass out there who has a thing for short and buff hairy men with beards. :) Or one elven lad out there who has a thing for short and buff hairy women with beards. :D
Razieliffied 11-13-06, 08:49 PM	Giant Squid (Animal), Warbeast (Animal), Woodling (Animal), Magebred (Animal), Voidmind (Animal), Half Golem [Brass, Clay, Dragonflesh, Flesh, Iron, Stained Glass, Stone] (Animal), Anthropamorphic (Humanoid), Katane (Humanoid), Ghul (Humanoid), Half-Satyr (Humanoid), Half-Nymph (Humanoid), Half-Rakshasa (Humanoid), Half-Janni (Humanoid), Draconic (Humanoid), Feral (Monsterous Humanoid), Half-Troll (Giant), Half-Ogre (Giant), Half-Scrag (Giant), Half-Minotaur (Giant), Half-Fey (Fey), Spell-warped (Aberration), Half-Dragon [x30, see MM and Draconomicon] (Dragon), Winged (Dragon), Multiheaded (learnean) (Dragon), Paragon (Dragon) It works.
Johnny Cache 11-13-06, 09:36 PM	Half Anthropomorphic Moose/half Migrating Mulberry. (Half a cookie to the first person to say where this coma from..)
AMGriffin 11-13-06, 09:50 PM	Or one elven lad out there who has a thing for short and buff hairy women with beards. :D Sadly Dwarf women were debearded when 3E Came around... :weep:
Guroth the Forsaken 11-14-06, 08:10 AM	Half-assed?
adamb0nd 11-14-06, 09:16 AM	Half-Dragon Half-Fiend Half-Troll Half-Illithid Half-Golem Gensai thats 350%!!!
Guroth the Forsaken 11-14-06, 09:25 AM	thats 350%!!! Yup, there are some real math wizards on these boards... :D
Adrez Nesnsid 11-16-06, 09:44 PM	Half Anthropomorphic Moose/half Migrating Mulberry. (Half a cookie to the first person to say where this coma from..) That's from Camp Lazlo... Where's my cookie?:dancin:
JulesCARV 11-17-06, 02:47 AM	I once proposed a Half-Toaster template. (http://boards1.wizards.com/leaving.php?destination=http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D622684)
Kargush 11-17-06, 03:25 AM	Seems a woman in Brazil has a cat that has mated with the neighbour's dog, and gotten half-cat/half-dog offspring... Now that is twisted... Imagine that: a small cat, and medium to large dog...
UnrelentingHoror 11-17-06, 03:32 AM	Seems a woman in Brazil has a cat that has mated with the neighbour's dog, and gotten half-cat/half-dog offspring... Now that is twisted... Imagine that: a small cat, and medium to large dog... :eek: Omg,....... .....are there pictures? I wanna see what the heck that looks like, the offspring not the mating you sickos, (Vestigal that means you lol). Speaking of vestigal, I was watching island of doctor moreau the other day and Kargush post got me to thinking, if thats possible....hehe Manimals :plotting:
RobbyPants 11-17-06, 09:21 AM	Half-lich Half-mimic Half-mourgh (sp?) Half-allip Half-ghast Half-nalfashnee (sp?) Half-harpy Half-fire elemental Half-flesh golem Half-horse (centaur? ;)) Half-shark aligator half-man (sorry, the name of a stupid song I heard in college :nonono:)
Kitaki 11-17-06, 10:33 AM	If we are going to use dogs, half Black Lab/half Newfoundland, you get the whole damn province. PS Newfie here, and my buddy Shawn has a dog that is this mix, just think an all black Golden Retriever, thats what she looks like.
IrishRover 11-17-06, 03:27 PM	Half Politician/Half Devil Note that this has NO humanity in it, since neither of the parent races are human.
canman13 11-17-06, 04:03 PM	half-congressman/half-holy cheesepuff half-succubus/half-albino peakock half-tarrasque/half-fly (don't even ask how...:noway: )
Johnny Cache 11-17-06, 09:40 PM	In a game I'm currently in, our GM has just turned a good chunk of our Orc army into half-fey, including the Troll lieutenant. Guess we should've known better than to put the barracks in the realm of Faerie.... :crazy: :cookie: Adrez Nesnsid, your cookie's in the mail. :-)
Guroth the Forsaken 11-17-06, 11:00 PM	Half Politician/Half Devil Note that this has NO humanity in it, since neither of the parent races are human. You can't do this one, because they both are the same race! ;)
Guroth the Forsaken 11-17-06, 11:04 PM	half-tarrasque/half-fly (don't even ask how...:noway: ) Now THAT is gonna be one bow-legged fly!! :eek:
SilvercatMoonpaw 11-23-06, 03:29 PM	Half-winter wolf/half anime-style catgirl who is really the transformed familiar of a female necromancer Half-kenku/half-same catgirl Half-[Human/Living Construct/Aberration/Undead]/half-still the same catgirl half-celestial/half-fiend/half-werewolf/half-elf/half-human (and their parents are both female) half-[daughter of the Human/Living Construct/Aberration/Undead]/half-seriously overpowered [psionic/incarnum] half-elf (again, both parents female) half-solar deva/half-succubus/half-nymph omni-entomanthrope (i.e. werebug, http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/re/20040614a) half-cat/half-green dragon/half-tibbet half-[fusion of three half-elf/half-nymphs, and is now half-demon]/half-daelkyr halfblood son of Hasteur (sp?) (yes, that Hasteur) half-daelkyr warped kalashatar/half-elf who breeds the things found on this list as a hobby. That looks like hello kitty! And guess which one's the "mother". :devil: Nah, these don't even rate in the top 100s here. But you can keep watching the Forgotten Freedom thread (Human/Living Construct/Aberration/Undead) to see if we come up with any more
SilvercatMoonpaw 11-23-06, 03:31 PM	half-biscuit (found in the PDF product "Book of Oafish Might") half-biscuit/half-toaster……………nah, not funny enough.
Kadasbrass 11-23-06, 03:39 PM	I remember some jokes from EQ when shadows of lucin came out so I'm going with... Half-Lizardfolk/half-catfolk Another disturbing half-breed is the kobold... I'm not joking! Their a half-breed! Their a cross between dragons and fleas!
urial angel of death 11-23-06, 06:02 PM	half-[fusion of three half-elf/half-nymphs, and is now half-demon]/half-daelkyr halfblood son of Hasteur (sp?) (yes, that Hasteur) But you can keep watching the Forgotten Freedom thread (Human/Living Construct/Aberration/Undead) to see if we come up with any more For the five hundreth time his father is not Hastur it is *looks up spelling* Nyarlathotep
SilvercatMoonpaw 11-23-06, 06:45 PM	For the five hundreth time his father is not Hastur it is *looks up spelling* Nyarlathotep Well if you (the creator) had to look it up, imagine what the rest of must go through.
DragonicHeritage 11-23-06, 07:51 PM	Half-hag, if it has not been said yet :yuck: Half-harpy :embarrass Troll-hag!? :confused: Half-digester? :( Half-devourer? :eek:
TheAnthroDM 11-23-06, 08:51 PM	Half Red Dragon, Half Lemming
cypher_zero 11-24-06, 01:49 AM	I don't know if this really counts as a "half" but I've actually had someone play this... Reptilian Insectile Half-Dragon Anthropomorphic Whale cypher
Caliborn 11-24-06, 05:21 AM	Some fun from Tome of Magic, Half Roving Mauler/Half Tooth Beast. Yeah I'm not really sure how Roving Maulers mate anyway, seeing as they are...the way they are.
DragonicHeritage 11-24-06, 07:15 PM	Oh, I got a good one! Half-Angle, half-Saxon, AKA, Anglo-Saxon! ;)
Larz_Fang 11-25-06, 08:20 AM	Here's few more Half-Panda Half-Pseudonatural Humalien (Human-Xenomorph crossbreed in Alien Resurrection) Half-Brain Orc (Gifted!) Half-Cancer Half-Shadow Half-Ape or Monkey
Chronowolf 11-25-06, 07:03 PM	Half-Ogre Half-Pixie
Sphyre 11-26-06, 12:42 AM	Half-grilled cheese sandwich it's only half-grilled cheese sandwich while i'm eating it. :)
cthascott 11-26-06, 02:32 PM	58. Half-A$$ 59. Half-Grimlock/Half-Cockatrice=The Half-****! 60. War Horse+Unicorn=The War Horn
OneOutofMany 11-26-06, 04:00 PM	A half man. These creatures disquest me.
Wharin 11-26-06, 05:04 PM	Half Moradin/Half Eilistraee? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/Wharin/Dwarven_Eillistraeesmall.jpg
AMGriffin 11-28-06, 12:31 PM	Half-hag, if it has not been said yet :yuck: Half-harpy :embarrass Troll-hag!? :confused: Half-digester? :( Half-devourer? :eek: I'm on it!
DragonicHeritage 11-28-06, 03:40 PM	I'm on it! What do you mean you're on it?:confused: I hope you mean you're making one. Wait that didn't sound right.....:embarrass Would it be a half-troll hag, or a half-hag troll? lol
Angel Black 11-29-06, 10:08 AM	A Half Living Spell. (those pervert wizards...)
DarknessEternal 11-29-06, 11:27 AM	Half Toaster.
Larz_Fang 11-30-06, 05:50 AM	The most dreaded of them all: :shocked: HALF-BARNEY!!! :shocked: :shocked: "OH MY GOD, IT'S THE ARMY OF HALF-BARNEYS, RUN FOR IT MARTY!!!"
canman13 11-30-06, 07:19 PM	half-succubus/half-nymph half eryines/ half nymph half geliatenous beholder/half sentient nebula
Richmud 11-30-06, 08:52 PM	half-succubus/half-nymph half eryines/ half nymph What's disturbing about those two?
journeyman777 11-30-06, 09:10 PM	What's disturbing about those two?Go read an Archie comic. Now imagine your name is Archie. Half-Obrilith/half-Nymph: So horrible it shatters your mind and yet so beautiful you go blind.
Evil Succubus Evaligan 02-21-07, 07:20 AM	half-succubus/half-nymph half eryines/ half nymph I like that half-breeds. Also I like... half-succubus/half-erinyes too.;)
JarionSilverblades 02-21-07, 08:19 AM	I didn't see this one yet. Half-Orc/Half-elf (Orc-Elf). See my Home-brewed Races.
shalitanior1018 02-21-07, 10:54 AM	half purple worm(what would that look like)
Demetri_Knighthawk 02-21-07, 01:49 PM	the DM is stuck with someone who has heard "THAT" D&D game audio conversation. 'roll to se if I'm getting drunk' "yes your half orc barbarian failed his fort save on a 1, you are drunk." 'are there any girls there, I wanna do them' "...alright there is a beautiful raven haired woman withthe slightest tinge of green to her complexion, perhaps one of her parent was a half orc. you spend come time trying to hit on her drunkedly and eventyualy you and her stagger into a room for the night. in the morning, make a reflex, for, and will save." 'what? an STD?' "nope, you wake up next to a sea-hag, she was polymorphed last night, but the duration ended before the morning sun. reflex to not scream, fort save to not blow chunks, will save to not ask for another go" go to bed at 2AM with a 10, wake up at 10 AM with a 2
Angel Black 03-03-07, 12:44 PM	Half Centaur/ Half Mephit How?
MagicMouth 03-03-07, 01:04 PM	Half Centaur/ Half Mephit How? I don´t know how... but I like it! :D
Angel Black 03-15-07, 07:54 PM	A Warforged Half Nymph .... http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FA6HY8.01-AX53K9BNND4KL._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Fat Man 03-15-07, 08:11 PM	Half human quater Solar quarter Demon It's what happens when a Asamar and a Teifling fall in love The only problem is the Grandparent NEVER get along at the weding was a terible affair
WilwarinAndamar 03-15-07, 08:36 PM	Half-Red Dragon/Half-Tarrasque I never want to go up against one of those, and the worst part is my DM would do it. :eek:
taylors005 03-15-07, 09:16 PM	i'm assuming all the other non named halves are human??? damn we are a horny race with no standards
Danvac 03-15-07, 09:37 PM	Half celestial/Half fiend What were his parents possibly thinking?
Qube 03-16-07, 03:24 PM	half warforged, half toaster
Charlie_PFC 03-16-07, 03:42 PM	Half Gibbering Mouther/ Half Chaos Beast
Bhaal006 03-16-07, 05:27 PM	half warforged, half toaster A warforged already is half-toaster, its the other half I can't figure out.
MasonMurdoc 03-16-07, 07:29 PM	Here the most dangerous of all Half races. Half Human. :D ' Run in fear its a half Human! I'm actually quite curious Half celestial/Half fiend What were his parents possibly thinking? I've been wanting to make one of these But how did it happen? Lets say the mortal parant is human Where did they get the DNA of a celestial and a fiend?! Someone explain a theory
Whisper_Swiftblade 03-16-07, 08:53 PM	half-tarreque
Drausktanchache 03-16-07, 09:43 PM	Half-Minotaur/Half-giant of legend (dear god think of the ownage!!!!)
Yeti9944 03-16-07, 11:11 PM	half this thread/half alphabet
kelvinaw273 03-17-07, 11:52 AM	Half human quater Solar quarter Demon It's what happens when a Asamar and a Teifling fall in love The only problem is the Grandparent NEVER get along at the weding was a terible affair Played this as a character once ...
Moccanime 03-17-07, 01:28 PM	Pork (Pixie/Orc) Half Red/Half White Dragon - taught it was a good idea in my campaign until the players started singing the national anthem and making soccer jokes (the danish flag is red and white).
Angel Black 03-20-07, 04:51 PM	A cowboy: Half Cow ,half Boy :P
Melpomene 03-20-07, 05:10 PM	104. Half-Juiblex. naughty goop demon lords need love, too. "It.... was... everywhere...."
the_great_mighty_nerd 03-20-07, 08:51 PM	Half-Elemental (especially Fire) Imagine the diseases you'd get from this type of relationship: "hey doc, it burns when I pee".
sigma999 03-20-07, 08:57 PM	Yesterday in a gaming store I picked up a rare model of a "golden guardian" or something, maybe the name is wrong but... It's a half-lammasu/half-gold dragon. I literally shouted in surprize as images of the two monsters 'breeding' flashed through my mind.
the_great_mighty_nerd 03-20-07, 09:02 PM	This story more or less explains my aproach to all the sexy stuff that shows up in my campains. I once had a player pick up a hooker thinking he was funny. at first I played along by making him roll a perform check (it wasn't a very serious session, one of the players was high and one didn't show up). this would have all been fine except that the player did the same thing a few more times at better sessions afterwards. I allowed the player to keep on "role-playing" at first but, as you can no doubt imagine, the joke quickly grew stale. My chance at solving the problem finally came when, in the midst of a perform check he had the misfortune to roll two natural ones in a row. looking at the disruptive player I said with an absolutely strait face: "your weapon breaks". I have not had a prolonged lewd disruption in any of my games since.
Elvez4ever 03-21-07, 01:32 PM	Why are elves so damn wierd? It's always elves too....(continues rant for an hour) Just cause you can't get any and we have to fight it off isn't a reason to go making racial slurs....:P (That green skin is weird...)
the_great_mighty_nerd 03-24-07, 12:24 PM	I seriously have to wonder though, with all the guys being gay how do the elves ever reproduce?
Karish 03-24-07, 12:46 PM	I know how they do, the_great_mighty_nerd. The answer is simple: Immaculate conception. Female elves, being depressed and without any good men, reproduce by envisioning everythiong they want in a man and turning it into a fetus. Unfortunately, they never learned how to make them right.
Archon515 03-24-07, 06:18 PM	Me and my friends once made a character named Ooot, who was a first level half-dragon half-orc celestial yuan-ti paladin who wields shurikens. Is that weird enough?
Nat_20 03-24-07, 08:39 PM	Half Hamster/Half Elderberry Points to the one who gets this one first
Lindwyrm 03-24-07, 08:57 PM	YEs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Sssargoth 03-24-07, 08:59 PM	Half Hamster/Half Elderberry Points to the one who gets this one first Monty Python and the Holy Grail if I'm not mistaken.
Damior 03-24-07, 09:32 PM	half-Dragon Half Celestial Half fiendish Half Elemental Half vampire Half Giant Weretoad Living Fireball. A concept from my friend Mech Mage. HE calls it templateus
JaiaDrottsingr 03-24-07, 09:42 PM	1/8 Halfling, 1/4 Dragon, 1/8 Human, 1/16 Elf, 1/16 Dwarf, 1/4 Nymph. Now imagine that! That's one messed up race. Even that player doesn't know what she looks like.
Fallenangel359 03-24-07, 10:16 PM	half clay golem, half iron golem, shade, feral,half celestial, half fiend, 10x half dragon, pixie crusader that died, and came back as a bonecreature. LA 53, total hp, 12. is a duel wielding character that wields 2 longswords, with massive penalties, and one of them being +1 holy axiomatic of pure good, and pure law, and the other being +1 unholy anarchic of pure evil and pure chaos, with 1d6 fire electricity acid and cold on each. That character is just beyond rediculous
Nathreet 03-24-07, 10:32 PM	Liger. "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. " - Napolean Dynamite
MagicMouth 03-25-07, 03:51 PM	Half-Pixie/Half-Tarrasque Ouch.
Nat_20 03-25-07, 06:12 PM	Half-Nymph/Half Danny DeVito... that poor poor girl
Sssargoth 03-25-07, 06:18 PM	Half boy/ Half girl cookie to whoever gets the somewhat obscure refrence.
Dragon121594 03-25-07, 06:58 PM	you all should know half-yuan ti is the stangest or a half- mind flayer
Nived 03-26-07, 02:18 AM	Rules exist for this one, so don't blame me, I'm just the messanger, I didn't create or think it up. Half-Kender. Dragonlance: Age of Mortals pg 21. Published by Sovereign Press, 2003.
Finfreeze 03-26-07, 03:36 AM	Half-genius loci (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/monsters/geniusLoci.htm).
Dean 03-26-07, 12:14 PM	Half Illithid Half Drow Half-Elemental (especially Fire) Half Ogre, Half Halfling Half Drow half Illithid scares me.
Argentum_Inferno 03-27-07, 12:30 PM	I started a Half-Pyroclastic Dragon/Half-Phoelarch w/ Monk as class.:lightbulb: :angelhide: If I die, I will turn into a Half-Pyroclasic Dragon/Half-Phoera. Basically a self-cooking bird. :confused: I wonder if I'd smell like fried chicken.
Crimsondagger 04-01-07, 01:04 AM	Stone ginome 1/2 stone giant 1/2 gnome half gibbering mouther half earth elemental half air elemental Half silver dragon half red dragon and half celestial half fiend If at first you dont suceed dragon slaying is not for you
Devil Gnasher 04-01-07, 01:08 AM	Half boy/ Half girl cookie to whoever gets the somewhat obscure refrence. It's Pat!
Sssargoth 04-01-07, 01:23 AM	It's Pat! uhh...I dont know that refrence, and its not what I was looking for.
sillythebard 04-01-07, 03:22 AM	uhh...I dont know that refrence, and its not what I was looking for. Sat night live-- pat the person they tried to figure out if he was a she or he, even at his or her wedding.
StalkerEntreri 04-01-07, 03:38 AM	"Yeah, you know that Hunter chic? She has friends. You ever had a 3-billion-and-one way?" Holy hell, that was the most hilarious thing I've ever read. ever.
Sssargoth 04-01-07, 11:17 AM	Sat night live-- pat the person they tried to figure out if he was a she or he, even at his or her wedding. Oh, ok. I dont watch SNL all that much, so I didnt get that refrence. I was actually going for Ranma 1/2.
Angel Black 04-10-07, 06:17 PM	The Druid changed his staff into a treant like creature,and then the sorcerer casted polymorph on it, turning the thing into a handsome half-elf that got a date with a beatiful women, some months later she gave birth to a *H A L F - S T A F F*
Infinitum 04-11-07, 12:33 AM	Half-Hecatoncheires Half-Drow/Half-Deurger Half-Roth/Half-Drow Half-Gnome/Half-Kobold Half-Dragon/Half-Squirrel Half-Chipmunk/Half-Beholder
JolanthusTrel 04-17-07, 10:39 PM	1/8 Halfling, 1/4 Dragon, 1/8 Human, 1/16 Elf, 1/16 Dwarf, 1/4 Nymph. Now imagine that! That's one messed up race. Even that player doesn't know what she looks like. Not to put a dampener on that but it's only 7\8 of a person, still needs another 1\8 somewhere
the_great_mighty_nerd 04-18-07, 12:50 AM	Not to put a dampener on that but it's only 7\8 of a person, still needs another 1\8 somewherethe missing .125 people represents the lack of a soul since they're all gingers (easy reference that time)
SilverDragon42 04-18-07, 12:58 AM	Has anyone said Half-pixie yet? How would that work? lol
Saberus 04-18-07, 01:10 AM	A half-fiend troll.
Peregrine_Wolf 04-18-07, 04:29 PM	1/8 Gnome, 1/8 Kobold, 1/4 Ghostly Ooze Drake, 1/4 Elder Fire Elemantal, 1/8 Nixie..... "Where," might you ask, "is the last 1/8th?" :confused: The English Muffin eighth is still cooking in the Half-Toaster Were-Human :eek: I think that's pretty scary... :uh-huh: :nonono:
Omadon_Alwroth 04-18-07, 04:32 PM	Half Illithid-Hydra, sure its doesn't do quite as much damage, but oh, the brains it can eat!
JaiaDrottsingr 04-18-07, 05:20 PM	Not to put a dampener on that but it's only 7\8 of a person, still needs another 1\8 somewhere Actually, Ry changed Ri to a fairy/pixie/halfling/dwarf/dragon/elf/nymph (pixdwelragnymphryling?) thingy. And, according to her, all the small partners were females.
Einkiltak 04-18-07, 10:20 PM	I like half dwarf and half halfling, just to see how short they can get!
Zcorpio 04-19-07, 10:29 AM	Half-Sharn, Half-Phaerimm...
YabaTheWhat 04-19-07, 11:02 AM	Half-troll shimmerlings (swarm).
sigma999 04-20-07, 11:48 PM	Multiheaded (+10 heads) half-Tiamat half-Demogorgon. weeee!
Khargas 04-21-07, 04:50 PM	http://boards1.wizards.com/wotc_archive/index.php/t-307856 I win the topic. This is one of my favorite half-breeds.
sigma999 04-22-07, 01:36 AM	Half-half-elf/half-half-elf. All horror. Dear lord, it's four times now! He's multiplying! http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040703
Angel Black 04-24-07, 10:32 AM	Stay Puft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay_Puft_Marshmallow_Man) Half Man , Half Marshmallow
Lord_Of_The_Abyss 04-25-07, 04:50 PM	All of these were former character concepts of mine...... Half-orc/ Ethergaunt (picture a 6ft. tall predator....) Half-Kobold/ Tauric Bluespawn Godslayer Purple worm Half-Deathdrinker/ Half-Styx Dragon (dragon or outsider type? [a thought that has been waging war in my mind for some time now]) Half-Souleater....:eek:
snakeman830 04-26-07, 01:29 PM	Half-dragon oozes. (where does the breath weapon come from? Better yet, how did that even happen?) Tauric Human/Lamia (How would this even look?) Both of these are at least legal...
dragor_shadowfury 04-26-07, 01:38 PM	half-troll scrag half scrag troll half-troll troll half minotaur ogre ((all of this is legal by RAW)) mummified half troll roc
Barnwellknight 05-08-07, 10:56 AM	Anybody put these down yet? Half-hound archon/half-balor (Okay, something's not right here!) :OMG! Half-hound archon/half-Rakshasa (I need to go see some help) Half-Rakshasa/half-lizardfolk (Okay, I made myself sick!) Half-Red Dragon/Half-Balor (Too much evil! It burns!) :eek: :uh-huh: Judging from the number of crossbreed dragons, I take y'all read my topic on them, huh?
vegetalss4 05-08-07, 12:05 PM	i guess i fit in under this categori ass many people has trouble aceppting that i exist Half red half silver dragon
Larz_Fang 05-08-07, 12:12 PM	Short and simple Half-Jermlaine (Imagine that :yuck:) (Also imagine a Jermlaine Bhaalspawn :gah:) (What? Play Baldur's Gate (2) and you understand)
Leo 05-08-07, 01:42 PM	Dont know if anyone tought of this... Half pun-pun.
Eshenaleros 05-08-07, 02:19 PM	And the mind reels
Valisil 05-08-07, 09:49 PM	Actually, Ry changed Ri to a fairy/pixie/halfling/dwarf/dragon/elf/nymph (pixdwelragnymphryling?) thingy. And, according to her, all the small partners were females. :eek: you are paying for my mental therapy!;)
snakeman830 05-09-07, 10:47 AM	A half vampire, half fiend, half dragon, half celestial, half dragon, half troll, half fiend, half dragon, half celestial, half elf, half orc, were-platypus tauric half fiend, half dragon, half celestial, half vampire, half fey lamia half-iron golem, half flesh golem, half stone golem. I think that ends up with about 21 halves, so you've got 10 1/2 creatures rolled into one! The remaining half a creature is human to make 11 creatures in one.
Larz_Fang 05-09-07, 12:27 PM	A half vampire, half fiend, half dragon, half celestial, half dragon, half troll, half fiend, half dragon, half celestial, half elf, half orc, were-platypus tauric half fiend, half dragon, half celestial, half vampire, half fey lamia half-iron golem, half flesh golem, half stone golem. I think that ends up with about 21 halves, so you've got 10 1/2 creatures rolled into one! The remaining half a creature is human to make 11 creatures in one. That must have at least -24 Size modifier to AC!
DarkflameX 05-09-07, 10:40 PM	-half elf --- HALF GARY GYGAX HALF DROW==== WTF
infinite_ant 05-10-07, 03:40 AM	The hideous half-man, half-elf. The even more hideous: half-elf - half-elf.
Eshenaleros 05-10-07, 11:15 AM	half-githyanki/half-dragon, creating the gaunt scaled freakaloator astral plane pirate!
Aethermix 05-10-07, 03:45 PM	Tauric Goblin/Squirrel half unicorn - half humpback whale... oh thats a narwhal... Tauric Giraffe-Monkey, the monkey is the lower half.
JaiaDrottsingr 05-10-07, 05:05 PM	:eek: you are paying for my mental therapy!;) Don't blame me, blame Ry.
Larz_Fang 05-11-07, 08:02 AM	:eek: you are paying for my mental therapy!;) If you see things like that at least once per week, in six months you'll develop an immunity! I know, and I'm not bitter! :D Now stay still so I can stab you... :smirk:
JaiaDrottsingr 05-11-07, 04:15 PM	Actually, Ri is supposed to be about the size of a human seven year old, with slightly greenish skin with a dark scaly patch on the back of her neck, pointed ears and teeth, wings, and dwarfish ale colored eyes. With an elongated head. And she's supposed to be cute. Her backstory mentions several beaus that never made it quite far.
inspectr88 05-11-07, 04:19 PM	Half-Elf. Humans and Elves should never meet. I don't care if it's a completely normal age, no human should ever mate with anything hundreds of years old.
Prak, the Mad 05-11-07, 04:46 PM	half halfling-half blink dog (this is actually published...)
Grizzled Gryphon 05-11-07, 10:14 PM	I want to see a 1/2 wookie... I thought that was what an Ewok is?:P
cradlefilthmikey 05-12-07, 05:35 AM	Half-Beholder, Half-Kinder Half-Drider-Half-Orc
Larz_Fang 05-12-07, 10:57 AM	Oh, I almost forgot! Treants What? They are ½ Tree, ½ Elf. Yes, I am saying that Elves are tree-humpers. It IS TRUE. Come on, who's with me on this?!
darkelf1two3 05-12-07, 11:33 AM	hmmm..... Illithid is technically half... well alot of things... since they use tadpoles to turn a humanoid into Mind Flayers. so.... theres that... Neolithid (oversized brain tadpole) + Green Dragon = Cthulhu Yes i have used this, it is very nasty. :D
Nat_20 05-12-07, 02:24 PM	Half Water Elemental Half Toaster???
Remmer 05-12-07, 03:44 PM	Darkelf you used Cthulu? :blink:
fiendish_platypus 05-12-07, 03:49 PM	Half-Beholder, Half-Kinder ... Half-Beholder, Half-Kinder Egg or Half-Beholder, Half-Kender?
dragor_shadowfury 05-12-07, 05:01 PM	half-sheep half-kender half-blink dog (imagine a kender that can teleport). half-kender half-invisible stalker (imagine an invisible creature with a kender mindset)
Sssargoth 05-12-07, 08:04 PM	Oh, I almost forgot! Treants What? They are ½ Tree, ½ Elf. Yes, I am saying that Elves are tree-humpers. It IS TRUE. Come on, who's with me on this?! There is the Half-elf/Half-Treant in the Minis HB, I believe.
darkelf1two3 05-13-07, 02:22 AM	Darkelf you used Cthulu? :blink: yes, it was fun, CR 25, Colossal++, 6 long tentacle attacks, 5 short tentacle attacks, 2 slams, 2 wings. It was a very fun build, since a lot of it was improvising, and basing it off of what i saw in a miniature my friend owns (Which we also used on the battle grid). If there is somewhere i can post monsters and stats, I'll gladly post it. oh and to keep up with the thread... Tiefling + Fey'ri, (Thats Human & Devil/Demon + Elf & Succubus) Tis Another one of my secret formulas... Actually it was created because the party's Male Teifling Rogue was seduced by a Female Fey'ri Bard. (To boon the Tiefling was played by a female gamer XD)
Bannik 05-13-07, 09:11 AM	half fairy half pigeon half fire elemental (think about the process) (all halfs are with humans)
Barnwellknight 05-13-07, 05:13 PM	Here's some more: Half-silver dragon/half-unicorn Half-sphinx/half-blue dragon: Actually, this would be called a dracosphinx, and I made it already! Half-white dragon/half-winter wolf: Too cold! Where's the heater!? Half-balor/half-pit fiend: Too...Much...Evil! Where's the Holy Vorpal Cold Iron Longsword of Evil Outsider Bane +20!?!?!
nova head 05-13-07, 06:48 PM	Half Drow/half Orc (Drorc) Half Kobold/half Drow (Kobrow) Half Dragon/half Murloc (Draloc) *Runs off to make a Draloc* hehehe the party will love this!
dragor_shadowfury 05-15-07, 02:48 AM	Half Dragon/half Murloc (Draloc) ANY half murloc half whatever is disturbing... Half otyugh.
lavitzstrife 05-15-07, 01:01 PM	Ok, I got one. half-red dragon, Half-bunny .......yes, a fire breathing bunny.
malak92 05-16-07, 06:30 PM	half treant....enough said there
Angel Black 08-02-07, 07:14 PM	Half Brad Pitt, Half Angelina Jolie Must be high Cha human with awesome Bonus feats.
hjones 11-08-07, 06:33 PM	half fire elemental and half water elemental teifling mates with assimar to get half human, 1/4 celestial. 1/4 demon (or devil)
kirby096317 12-07-07, 09:24 PM	Me and a couple friends of my friends have been trying to stuff as many half races and templates into one character. So my one addition... 1/2 everything named so far. Just imagine the LA on that would be.
Comfy 12-08-07, 02:41 AM	1/4 Goat
abyssalmole 12-08-07, 01:22 PM	Since the comedy is in how these things are created, I'm going to go with... Half Umbral Blot- How about half Hecatoncheries! Jozan "rumor has it he can kill you fifty times before you hit the ground" Mialee "Then I bet he could..." Tordek *vomits*
bahamut920 12-09-07, 01:56 AM	Brachina (pleasure devil; kind of like a succubus)/succubus/nymph. You wouldn't think it's disturbing - until the nymph's Blinding Beauty, supercharged by adding in the Cha of two seductive outsiders, sets your head on fire, then makes your junk explode...
Aleolus 12-09-07, 02:39 AM	How about a Half-Fiend Magma Elemental Rhino? http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/Animus000/p-templates.jpg Or a Half-Dragon Dire Wolf? http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k31/maijstral/massawyrmentry.jpg
Jovknee 12-09-07, 09:54 AM	Half Black dragon, half Wartroll. It regenerates and is immune to fire and acid. Bloody evil DM!
teamfireyleader 12-11-07, 04:58 PM	Half garbler FULL STOP.
Greco 12-18-07, 10:27 PM	Half pitfiend/ half vampire
Master_Vega 12-19-07, 01:08 PM	Well, at least these people are getting around. I mean half-elf/half-human is a lot better than half-brother/half-sister. :yuck: Crap, one of those lewd third-party publishers has probably already made an inbred template. :uh-huh:
black_wyvern2 12-28-07, 01:29 PM	I have an interesting one. Half Storm Giant / half Rock Troll, This one works, I created him back when D&D was new, He was my first Character, and reached Godhood at level 30. He was 18 feet tall and ugly as sin. But he was chaotic good and could kick some serious butt. :D