Valley Elves in Greyhawk [Archive] - Wizards Community

Valley Elves in Greyhawk [Archive] - Wizards Community

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dutch206
08-15-07, 05:53 PM This bizarre thought just popped into my head, so bear with me. The first time I heard about "Valley Elves" in Greyhawk, I immediately thought of Southern California, like totally.

The other day on the History Channel, I saw this documentary about how the Romans had a shopping mall 2000 years ago. It was a three story building with individual shops for vendors plus pushcarts and everything.

This afternoon it finally hit me: Tall, thin, blonde Valley Elves who are vegetarians and hang out in shopping centers. They can sit around flipping their hair and conversing in valley-speak over spinach salad.

:rimshot:
Davith Bothain
08-15-07, 06:08 PM I must say, good sir or madam, I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Lawlicron
08-16-07, 01:41 AM I must say, good sir or madam, I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

That made me lawl, and I'm an expert in that field.

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dutch206 08-15-07, 05:53 PM	This bizarre thought just popped into my head, so bear with me. The first time I heard about "Valley Elves" in Greyhawk, I immediately thought of Southern California, like totally. The other day on the History Channel, I saw this documentary about how the Romans had a shopping mall 2000 years ago. It was a three story building with individual shops for vendors plus pushcarts and everything. This afternoon it finally hit me: Tall, thin, blonde Valley Elves who are vegetarians and hang out in shopping centers. They can sit around flipping their hair and conversing in valley-speak over spinach salad. :rimshot:
Davith Bothain 08-15-07, 06:08 PM	I must say, good sir or madam, I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Lawlicron 08-16-07, 01:41 AM	I must say, good sir or madam, I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. That made me lawl, and I'm an expert in that field.