Why not play a Grimlock? [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Bionecrosis

06-07-07, 01:41 PM
This thread is about as pointful as the Why Play an Orc thread. Because the answer to why you should play both races is: flavor.
tiluvias99

06-07-07, 01:46 PM
Don't tell me someone else how to play their games. Some people like playing because they like to kill stuff, in which case, often the grimlock is a worse option, comparitively.

Your answer to "Why you play the game" (or, "Why you play the race you play") is no better than anyone elses.
RobbyPants

06-07-07, 02:34 PM
Why not play a Grimlock? Well, to play an orc (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=859552), of course! :P
Nidair

06-07-07, 02:35 PM
IC reasons to play a grimlock:
+ They're like the classic trolls, but without eyes.
+ They're strong, tough, and smelly.
+ Grimlocks are camouflaged in mountaineous areas or underground.
+ And smell an orc from 5 miles away.

IC reasons not to play a grimlock:
- They're bloody helpless against anything that's not in their blindsight.
- Grimlocks eat humans, elves, gnomes, shifters, mephits.... well, any potential ally is a potential meal too.
- And while they can smell and orc from 5 miles away, an orc can smell a grimlock from 5 miles away too.

OOC reasons not to play a grimlock: +2 LA, 2 monster HD, blind beyond 40 feet. 'nuff said :P
Bionecrosis

06-07-07, 02:36 PM
Don't tell me someone else how to play their games. Some people like playing because they like to kill stuff, in which case, often the grimlock is a worse option, comparitively.

Your answer to "Why you play the game" (or, "Why you play the race you play") is no better than anyone elses.

Please, tell me what the hell you said. That wasn't even a feasible reply to my post. And if it was, I surely didn't understand it.
BigRobC101

06-07-07, 03:14 PM
the reason to play a grimlock, is so you can start verything you say with ''Me grimlock say....''

or ''Me grimlock me King!!!....'''

and other such transformer based grimlock quotes,
MCage

06-07-07, 03:21 PM
flavor (or flavour for the brits). Cause everyone knows grimlocks taste like cheetos
bigsnarf

06-07-07, 06:18 PM
What would a orc taste like?
FoamingPipeSnake

06-07-07, 08:37 PM
What would a orc taste like?

You know when you cook a pot roast too long and it gets stringy and dry and chewing it hurts your jaw? Just like that, but with just the the slightest hint of nutmeg.
tiluvias99

06-07-07, 10:02 PM
Please, tell me what the hell you said. That wasn't even a feasible reply to my post. And if it was, I surely didn't understand it.It's "Don't act all high and mighty because you play something for 'flavor' and roleplaying reasons while someone else plays for mechanical advantage".

Flavor isn't the answer to why one should play a race. One should play a race because they will have fun playing that race- regardless of whether or not they have fun for flavor reasons or mechanical reasons.
Willie the Duck

06-07-07, 11:32 PM
Ah the amount of effort people on internet forums go to to make sure that someone else doesn't dare possibly think they just might be better than someone else in some conceivable minor way.
Jaxgaret

06-08-07, 05:12 PM
Ah the amount of effort people on internet forums go to to make sure that someone else doesn't dare possibly think they just might be better than someone else in some conceivable minor way.

What do you mean by that, huh? You think you're better than me, ya punk?

/kidding

I kid :)


On topic - for flavor, why not play a blind deaf and dumb PC? I'm sure you'd get a kick out of that, Bionecrosis.

A blind deaf and dumb Bard. Flavoriffic!
locustechpriest

06-08-07, 05:28 PM
Flavor isn't the answer to why one should play a race. One should play a race because they will have fun playing that race- regardless of whether or not they have fun for flavor reasons or mechanical reasons.

DnD is a role-playing game. Races exist to tell a story that goes beyond numbers. If you or someone else want to play number-and-carnage-games, then that is your choice. In that case, the name of the race doesn't matter at all, as there simply is no difference other than the quantity of muscles or grey matter contained in the fleshy vessel of your avatar of destruction. As for me and my house, we play roles.
tiluvias99

06-09-07, 01:39 PM
Do as you like. If that's how you have fun, then that's great for you. But DnD is a game- it's meant to be fun; that's its purpose (besides making money). If you are having fun playing DnD, then you are playing the game right.

Personally, I like a blend of role-playing and mechanics. I optimize, but story and interaction and still very important. But I won't say that someone is playing the game wrong if they do something differently.
Jaxgaret

06-09-07, 06:47 PM
I won't say that someone is playing the game wrong if they do something differently.

I agree completely.

Except for those damn roleplayers! Slowing down my fleshy avatar of destruction...

:)