"I AM BEOWULF!" [The Feat] [Archive] - Wizards Community

"I AM BEOWULF!" [The Feat] [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Ryumon_Hozukimaru
04-05-08, 07:35 PM I AM BEOWULF! [General]
Prerequisite: Have a story that has been written before the beginning of english, star in a CGI based movie, powerful lungs, Str +14.

Benefit: You take a standard action to yell out into the air of your opponents. "I AM BEOWULF!" This action instills "fear" into all living figures nearby. Also grants you surreal strength (Str +40). And while under this call of the name, each time you kill a opponent that is larger than you in any category size, you gain DR 40/-, your weapon gains the following enchantments (+10, Vorpal, Keen, Collision.) Plus the ability to jump from one thing to another, despite the huge amount of distance between eachother. The final ability granted through this sudden egotistic yet lame line before a kill, is that, every women within a 100,000,000 mile radius from which you shout, instantly are seduced.

Normal: You wish you were him.

Special: A fighter may select this feat as one of his bonus feats... in his dreams.
zeratulcraft
04-05-08, 08:36 PM Lol?
Jaxgaret
04-05-08, 08:50 PM I like the part in the movie where he explodes out of the head of one of the sea-monsters, and screams out "BEOWULF!!!".

Not "I am Beowulf" or "Fear me, Beowulf".

Just, "BEOWULF!!!".

That is some serious self-actualization right there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZixRdDqpX0&feature=related
X0_Lt_0X
04-05-08, 08:54 PM Beowulfs silly.
Ryumon_Hozukimaru
04-05-08, 08:58 PM But only manly man yell "I AM BEOWULF!" just so people can make sure that it is them.

Coming soon. "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!"
The level one feat in which you are able to add a extra +10d100 to un-armed damage along with summoning a huge pit of endless death.
ciaran
04-06-08, 01:14 PM I like the Spartan Shields with the +9 to AC before enchantments.
Jaxgaret
04-06-08, 01:42 PM I like the Spartan Shields with the +9 to AC before enchantments.

They were taking the Total Defense action, which grants +4 AC.
Samurai_Zero
04-07-08, 02:15 AM not to mention the phlanix fighting, but you know what feat i think beats them all?

CHUCK NORRIS!
narack
04-07-08, 07:42 AM not to mention the phlanix fighting, but you know what feat i think beats them all?

CHUCK NORRIS!

Round House Kick [General]
Prerequisite: Must be Chuck Norris
Benefit: 50 times per day you can perform a round house kick among any number of creature in your reach. You unarmed attack have now 30' reach. The kick deal 6d6 points of damage to the target and the target has is considered under the effect of a bull rush but the distance is 60'. If following the attack the target pass through a wall, car window or any other breakable object (even unbreakable) this use of round house kick doesn't count toward your daily limit. Another effect is that if you decide that your kick doesn't count toward your limit the DM have to bent to the ruling of chuck.

Normal: You can't round house because chuck will kill you

Special: Dah!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Ryumon_Hozukimaru 04-05-08, 07:35 PM	I AM BEOWULF! [General] Prerequisite: Have a story that has been written before the beginning of english, star in a CGI based movie, powerful lungs, Str +14. Benefit: You take a standard action to yell out into the air of your opponents. "I AM BEOWULF!" This action instills "fear" into all living figures nearby. Also grants you surreal strength (Str +40). And while under this call of the name, each time you kill a opponent that is larger than you in any category size, you gain DR 40/-, your weapon gains the following enchantments (+10, Vorpal, Keen, Collision.) Plus the ability to jump from one thing to another, despite the huge amount of distance between eachother. The final ability granted through this sudden egotistic yet lame line before a kill, is that, every women within a 100,000,000 mile radius from which you shout, instantly are seduced. Normal: You wish you were him. Special: A fighter may select this feat as one of his bonus feats... in his dreams.
zeratulcraft 04-05-08, 08:36 PM	Lol?
Jaxgaret 04-05-08, 08:50 PM	I like the part in the movie where he explodes out of the head of one of the sea-monsters, and screams out "BEOWULF!!!". Not "I am Beowulf" or "Fear me, Beowulf". Just, "BEOWULF!!!". That is some serious self-actualization right there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZixRdDqpX0&feature=related
X0_Lt_0X 04-05-08, 08:54 PM	Beowulfs silly.
Ryumon_Hozukimaru 04-05-08, 08:58 PM	But only manly man yell "I AM BEOWULF!" just so people can make sure that it is them. Coming soon. "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!" The level one feat in which you are able to add a extra +10d100 to un-armed damage along with summoning a huge pit of endless death.
ciaran 04-06-08, 01:14 PM	I like the Spartan Shields with the +9 to AC before enchantments.
Jaxgaret 04-06-08, 01:42 PM	I like the Spartan Shields with the +9 to AC before enchantments. They were taking the Total Defense action, which grants +4 AC.
Samurai_Zero 04-07-08, 02:15 AM	not to mention the phlanix fighting, but you know what feat i think beats them all? CHUCK NORRIS!
narack 04-07-08, 07:42 AM	not to mention the phlanix fighting, but you know what feat i think beats them all? CHUCK NORRIS! Round House Kick [General] Prerequisite: Must be Chuck Norris Benefit: 50 times per day you can perform a round house kick among any number of creature in your reach. You unarmed attack have now 30' reach. The kick deal 6d6 points of damage to the target and the target has is considered under the effect of a bull rush but the distance is 60'. If following the attack the target pass through a wall, car window or any other breakable object (even unbreakable) this use of round house kick doesn't count toward your daily limit. Another effect is that if you decide that your kick doesn't count toward your limit the DM have to bent to the ruling of chuck. Normal: You can't round house because chuck will kill you Special: Dah!