Post/Author/DateTime	Post
BronzeBeard 10-19-04, 06:28 PM	ello all. Yeah I know, it's not a Foundation or a club or something else. But with all this guilds around and lots of people going by I just couldn't help it. Now don't be worry. I'll serve you the best ale in the area. No water... almost :smirk: . You are free to enter, pick a sit and order a drink (or meal). Take some minutes off of discussing ways to take over the world (Guild of Ultimate Evil) or a way to stop them (Guild of Pure Good) and chat with people from other clubs (like the fabulous Amazing Creators). A friendly warning: abide the rules written below. Not for the safety of my inn but simply for the good time of us all. Also, I am in need of workers so anyone who wants one shall contact me and will see. Have a nice day. BB
BronzeBeard 10-19-04, 06:33 PM	Rules (1 - 3 are serious, the rest are JK): 1. No signatures or excessively long quotes. It takes a large space of my inn. "Well, my job here is done. Remember, long signatures help no one and harm many." And with that, the crazy, old, signature fighting Jedi is off. 2. You could use harsh launguge, but don't push it. 3. You're free to discuss whatever on your mind. 4. Prices are according to the DBL (Dwarven Bartenders League). So don't try to 'charisma-check' me. 5. No damaging to the inn. The damage doer will be terminated... 6. Don't mess with the food. It's already messed. 7. No fighting in the pub. Please step outside. 8. No stealing. At least, not from me. 9. No nude. Unless organized by me. 10. No magic inside the inn. Unless you are a employee of the inn. --------------------------------------------------------------- Remember that: The "Blue Lizard" inn is not, had not and will never be part of the IFWG. Discussions about the game are approved but the inn is not in the actual play. --------------------------------------------------------------- Employees of the inn: BronzeBeard (Owner). turalisj (Bouncer). thasis (the psi & magic enforcer). Demonfey (Cook). Dyne (Cook).
turalisj 10-19-04, 07:09 PM	you should move this to the CoF. *turns to the four elfs he came in with* you all agree dont you? :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsdow :confused: WHAT!!!!! :banghead: :rant: :tantrum: :headexplo
thasis 10-19-04, 08:17 PM	I like your idea BronzeBeard. I'm don't agree with Tursalisj that this should be put in teh CoF. If it's about guilds disscusing things then this is the perfect place. I'm a so going to drop by hear regularly. A tall figure walks into the Inn. All of the sec a big glowing light apears over his head saying "Thasis has arrived". It quickly disipears. He then sits down down at a table and waits for some more customers to arrive.
king_of_evil007 10-19-04, 08:39 PM	A dark robed man enters the inn, and immediately heads for the far back of the room, to sit quietly sipping a glass of wine. However, he is confronted by a dozen or so similar people sitting in the back, smoking pipes with hoods drawn over their faces, all sitting alone. Shaking his head, he heads for the bar counter and orders some milk. So, I *talk* with people. . . this concept is disturbing :D What do y'all think of these Foundation Games? Sounds interesting, no? PS: If you didn't notice it, my description above was a bit of a jest, poking fun at my "evilness" and the amount of Strider clones many bars feature.
thasis 10-19-04, 10:38 PM	"Hello KoE. It is nice seeing you hear" Thasis says as he walks up to you. He also looks up at the bartender and says "Your finist Vodka. Keep it straight. Don't mix it with anything".
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 07:32 AM	A broad dwarf exit the back room and head to the bar. Hello folks. Serve thasis a high thin glass with vodka thasis!! get that sig. out'a my way. It's destroying my storeroom!!! Pour milk into KoE's mug I hope the game will open soon so more people will check the bar... What can I do far ya, turalisj?
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 08:58 AM	damn double post
thasis 10-20-04, 09:41 AM	Sorry about that BronzeBeard. I don't usualy turn it off. Hmm.. anyways.
turalisj 10-20-04, 10:05 AM	*watches as parts of the storeroom are destroyed by the sig* :mymy: ya.... ill have your finest drow blood mixed with brandy please......
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 11:30 AM	drow blood? that won't come cheap, ah lad... :rolleyes: drow blood? drow blood? what the nine hells did I do with the drow blood? :mad: ah there it is :) . serve turalisj with fine drow blood mixed with a bit o'brandy now if you folks won't mind, I'll go post some worker's needed signs, outside the inn.
king_of_evil007 10-20-04, 05:48 PM	THe dark-robed man attempts to poke Thasis' signature, which is currently knocking all the Strider-look-alikes in the face. He waits for the beating to be done, then pokes the signature with his personal 10-foot pole. You know Thasis, {size=1] and {/size} (with [] for {} ) woudl really help out. . .
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 06:15 PM	Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! Ya bloody clumsy black figure with 10 feet pole and ya'r friend there messing me inn Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
turalisj 10-20-04, 06:19 PM	if you need a bouncer i'll be happy to fill the job ;)
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 06:51 PM	Ya're an elf, aren't ya? How can ya do that? Poke ya'r blasted ears around? :confused:
thasis 10-20-04, 06:54 PM	Once again, sorry for the Sig. I'm was more tired then ever when I posted that post. Thasis pulls out a musket and blows the hell out of his sig. BOOM!!! The sig disipears.
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 06:58 PM	that's more like it, lad. here, have a mug, on the house. so, what are you, guyz, up to down there in your places?
turalisj 10-20-04, 06:59 PM	Ya're an elf, aren't ya? How can ya do that? Poke ya'r blasted ears around? :confused: you are mistaken. this is only one of my forms. my true form is that of a bronze dragon. so do i get the job?
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 07:04 PM	:mymy:
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 07:04 PM	:OMG!
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 07:06 PM	Ofcourse, lad. :drool:
turalisj 10-20-04, 07:06 PM	what? am i over qualified? :confused:
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 07:09 PM	No yar fine. but but but i mean but but but what a dragon does dis doing dos here?
turalisj 10-20-04, 07:14 PM	where else could i find some quality drow blood? oh and.... *takes thasis's musket and breaks it in two* no firearms allowed. only swords, bludgeoning weapons, or archery weapons. muskets, blasters, or any other non archaic projectile weapons will be listed as contraband and will be confiscated. any furhter acts will result in expulsion from the inn. thank and have a nice stay.
BronzeBeard 10-20-04, 07:31 PM	ok, turalisj, I'm going to sleep and because I haven't got any waitress ya'r in charge. I'll be in the suite upstairs.
turalisj 10-20-04, 07:38 PM	ok. night boss.
Sssargoth 10-20-04, 07:46 PM	10. No magic inside the inn. Unless you are a employee of the inn. Awww, damn. *goes out door**turns around**pulls out scroll**casts cone of lobsters (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=4501666&postcount=12)* Take that.*floor is now covered in lobsters, and some are pinching coustomers and employees**walks back in*
turalisj 10-20-04, 08:29 PM	Awww, damn. *goes out door**turns around**pulls out scroll**casts cone of lobsters (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=4501666&postcount=12)* Take that.*floor is now covered in lobsters, and some are pinching coustomers and employees**walks back in* *summons up some steam elemantals* *puts up a sign* LOBSTER BOIL WILL BE HOSTED IN A FEW DAYS! ALL THE LOBSTER YOU WANT FOR ONLY 50GP!!! MEMBERS OF THE SC-FI FOUNDATION EAT HALF PRICE!!! SSSARGOTH EATS TRIPLE PRICE!!!
Sssargoth 10-20-04, 09:40 PM	Aww. Why do I have to pay tripple? I'm the one supplying them!!!! :mad:
thasis 10-20-04, 09:40 PM	"You never said no Psionics". Thasis then starts moving the lobsters into the kitchen with his mind.
king_of_evil007 10-20-04, 09:52 PM	The dark-robed figure begins boiling lobsters, an unusually gleeful look on his face. "I come from the maritimes" he explains. "The only thing better than a boiled lobster, is a boiled lobster with a bowl of melted butter!" The mysterious man produces a bowl from the interior of his robe, and chows down. Thasis: Thanks. Your sig was just. . . massive.
turalisj 10-20-04, 10:09 PM	KoE, you want a job as the head chef? great pay.
Frostbite_Ravenheart 10-20-04, 10:30 PM	Hey, can I be Chief of Magical Security and preformances? This way I will have full authority over the bards in here and with one person being magic and preformances bards will have a tough time trying to mess around...as this is their stronghold :P. If both jobs are too much though I'll just keep the Chief Magical Security :D if you will. Frostbite walks into the tavern and proceded to the owners private office. Frostbite had on unusual cloths for an arcane spellcaster. It looked almostl ike a monk's (think the religious guy now) cloths except it was a dark purple and kept tight to the body unlike a robe. He had obvious traits of a scoundrel former or whatnot. He had no holy symbols or spell books nor any traces of non-human heritage yet somthing about him told you he was magical. His eyes you decide. He had very captivating eyes. And his smile, when he smiled you smiled. You would think him more of a sly swashbuckler if you had not noticed his wisend face which showed great intelectuality. Frosty stoped for a second before he opened up the door and went into the office. "So I hear your looking for a certin person who has both the cunning and the craft to take care of these little pesky magic problems you been having no? -Frosty
king_of_evil007 10-20-04, 10:31 PM	I am a little busy dictating and threadkeeping. . . I'll consider it. Perhaps another night I'll cook my specialty dish. . . what is it? Wait & see! The robed figure rushes off to find a cookbook ;)
turalisj 10-20-04, 10:39 PM	nothing will be decided until my boss, bronzebeard, wakes up. until then i can pay you for one nights work. i'm also thinking about setting up a blue lizard inn at the CoF.
BronzeBeard 10-21-04, 04:55 PM	Blimi! Is that the time? :tantrum: I overslept!! Quick to work, hey! :uh-huh: Wait a minute! What happened to the floor? Whos been in the kitchen? and what CoF? turalisj! What happened? I demand an explanation! :rant:
turalisj 10-21-04, 05:06 PM	:rolleyes: CoF is the initials for castle of fun. its a place where anything can happen. and we had lobster while you were asleep sir. oh, and KoE and frosty are looking for jobs here. frosty wants a job as Chief of Magical Security and preformances, and KoE wants a job as a chef, must say though, he maks great lobster. o, and sssargoth was fined 500 platinum for casting cone of lobster last night. the sums up just about everything. *neglets to mention him summoning steam elementals*
BronzeBeard 10-21-04, 05:24 PM	K, maybe if buisness improves than I'll open second inn at the CoF. But i'm a bit short in cash. Tell KoE that he is hired to the job and ask from frosty to check with me for job again. About the coins - I'll take 300 for fixing the damage that has been caused to both the kitchen and the main entrance. The rest I'll split between us 50-50 take the coins and give turalisj 100 pp with additinal 10 for bouncer-bonus
king_of_evil007 10-21-04, 05:53 PM	Nah, I can't take the job right now. I'll be like a guest-cook who occasionally cooks random stuff (like the lobsters) but I'd much rather be a patron right now.
BronzeBeard 10-21-04, 05:59 PM	I'm in a (HUGE) shortage of workers so i'ad be fine, lad. But, suit y'arself.
turalisj 10-21-04, 07:14 PM	i could have my personal chef, morcasia, come in. but he only makes drow and seafood. of course i also took a beginers class in cooking. the only things i can make are mac,cheese,and drowbits. french fried drow, and drow tenders spiced with drow poison.
thasis 10-22-04, 11:34 AM	Can I be secrurity. Not to brag or anything but I'm pretty experianced at combat. A group of hooligans in the bar are creating rucas. Thasis then goes over there and says politely "Kind sirs, will you please remove yourself from the bar". The thugs just stare at him and continue to drink and break chairs. Thasis then grabs on of the thugs and picks him up with one hand. He chucks him at full force at the wall. He smashed through the wall and into a tree instantly breaking his neck and killing him. His friends quickly ran out and grabbed their friends body and left. The boards then started magically fixing themselves. The same thing happens to the chairs that the Thugs broke.
BronzeBeard 10-22-04, 11:42 AM	I think, my dear friend that ya'd better be standing there and look frightening. for the meanwhile, leave the cooking for me. and thasis - you shouldn't forget that this is an inn. it has more than drinkes to over but also a place to sleep over (i corrently, sleep at the suite so dont' go there if ya mind). and you are accepted to the guard work also. now i just need some waitresses. ah, and 1 important thing - the storage room is just for me. my personnal things and hazarous confescated goods are there so don't enter.
turalisj 10-22-04, 06:02 PM	should ask sil if she wants a job as the head waitress.....
Frostbite_Ravenheart 10-22-04, 07:54 PM	Frostbite waits in embarssment to find the office empty and his questions unmet. So he takes a venture outside to the innkeeper. "I'm here to apply for the Chief Anti-Magic protection position if its still open? Oh uh Excuse me, how rude, are you the manager? My name is Ravenheart." -Frosty
turalisj 10-22-04, 09:08 PM	barkeep: bronze beard bouncer: turalisj head of security: ? head chef: ? -hope that helps. *bounces away to his home*
thasis 10-22-04, 09:29 PM	I want to be Head of Security, Pick Me!!! Pick Me!!! *Jumps up and down and waves hands*
Silmarien Aldalome 10-22-04, 11:43 PM	Frostbite waits in embarssment to find the office empty and his questions unmet. So he takes a venture outside to the innkeeper. "I'm here to apply for the Chief Anti-Magic protection position if its still open? Oh uh Excuse me, how rude, are you the manager? My name is Ravenheart." -Frosty Frosty hi there dude!!! The barkeep, a silver-blond haired woman with bright green eyes - a statuesque half-elf pours ale into tankards from behind the counter. She is surrounded by hand-blown glass bottles, filled with all kinds of liquids. Some don't look like standard bar drinks at all, being green, mauve, blue and some some iridescent with shimmering light. She grins at you as you read, winking as she says "Can I help you" - always ready with a congenial manner. "I also have services, if you can pay, that tell fortunes...." She hands you a scroll Remember that where you are now, as you read this, was caused by all that you were, before you found this. Know that what you say, do and how you bear yourself now - unfolds into your Future. In this way - I will see you Yesterday Tomorrow, or - Tomorrow Today...What question would you seek an answer to.... @ All hi there guyz. Looks like an interesting thread!!! I'll look forwards to contributing...... *grins* stav
turalisj 10-24-04, 07:18 PM	*bounces back in* hey there sil! i was thinking this could be a trhead where anyone could come into, regardless of being at war with a guild anyone else is in. basically a place where those who need rest can get it. oh, and the xill at table 9 wants more ale ;)
BronzeBeard 10-24-04, 07:29 PM	The barkeep, a silver-blond haired woman with bright green eyes - a statuesque half-elf pours ale into tankards from behind the counter. I'm not a silver-blond haired, not a woman, nither with bright green eyes and DEFENETLLY NOT AN half-elf!!! What r ya talking about? thasis - you silly doornob! ya have already been accepted to work! now stop lay about and start earning ya'r gold!!! frosty, me pal... what can I da far ya? any ale? wine? wisky? something else? a room, perhaps? or any of my special entertainings?
BronzeBeard 10-24-04, 08:51 PM	fellas, the inn is open. What shall it be for you than?
thasis 10-24-04, 11:01 PM	I was accepted. Damn I feel stupid. The Dark Figure which Thasis is, slinks around the room looking for someone to hurt. He looks at BronzeBeard. "I realy need to kill someone. Just give me an excuse and I will kill anyone in here. Is there anyone in here who is causing problems yet. Let me at them!!!". He starts cackiling maniacly. He then out of the blue changes back to his normal calm self. He looks around. "Sorry for that. My other side decidedb to make a apearance".
turalisj 10-24-04, 11:16 PM	*laughs* here, kill this *summons a replica of zherog* :D
Dyne 10-25-04, 01:33 AM	Hmmm.... You never said anything about futuristic MELEE weapons. A middle-aged man in simple robes enters the bar. He has a strong, wise-looking expression on his face as he strides across the room. When he notices the signatures attacking the storeroom and the Strider look-alikes, he produces a lightsaber from beneath his robes. He quickly activates it and charges at the signatures, yelling "Die fiends!" before he begins slashing them to bits.
turalisj 10-25-04, 06:57 AM	*pulls out his twin lkightsabers* put away the light saber dyne, NOW!! *slices dynes left arm off* :mad:
BronzeBeard 10-25-04, 07:20 AM	turalisj! thasis! TO ME SIDE!!! LET US DEFEAT THIS BURGLAR!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR the small dwarf take cover under the bar when the aged-man draw his lightsabers. A moment later he resurfaced with seven faboulus throwing axes, 3 in each hand and one between his toothes. Within a heart-bit all 7 axes make their ways throught the air and to the body of the enemy
turalisj 10-25-04, 07:27 AM	RIGHT SIR! * shapeshifts into his dragon form* RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR RRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thasis 10-25-04, 09:44 AM	Thasis looks at the burgeler and smilies. "Just what I was waiting for". He then with that pulls out a super saber. Basically a quadrouple sides lightsaber. It's of me own design. He charges at the burgler putting 4 blows in at a time and sending numereos Acid Arrows at the thief."
Dyne 10-25-04, 09:55 AM	Whoa, I'm no thief. Just don't like lots of sigs. geez...
BronzeBeard 10-25-04, 10:07 AM	...after disposing of each and every throwing weapons in his possesion onto the thiefs body (which includes 37 axes, 5 daggers, 2 javellins and 1 returning shuriken) he then grabs hold of a giant halberd that seems much more large than any an average dwarf to carry. BronzeBeard take a jump over the bar and leap into actions... aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggg gggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BronzeBeard 10-25-04, 10:10 AM	Whoa, I'm no thief. Just don't like lots of sigs. geez... What? the big dwarf seems to be confused by the mans statment. standing and looking puzzeled he ask: please, lad, explain ya'rself who are ya? and what that behavior meant?
Dyne 10-25-04, 11:27 PM	What? the big dwarf seems to be confused by the mans statment. standing and looking puzzeled he ask: please, lad, explain ya'rself who are ya? and what that behavior meant? People keep leaving their signatures on. That's all I was commenting about. An older man enters the inn. He is wearing a yellow cloak that you recognize to be of the Clerics of Pelor. He walks over to the Jedi and places his hand on his arm. The Jedi's arm magically heals, and the cleric says "Do not harm this one. He is my friend, and he is under the protection of many." At that moment, a crowd of men enter the inn. Several Paladins, a couple Monks, a few Fighters, and various others you distinguish by their gear and such. The older man also points out the window, where a large group of undead are forming together under one mage, who wears dark robes and a skull mask. The older man approaches the dwarf barkeep and kindly says "We don't want trouble here. But, we have many allies (and please don't ask me to name them all, I can't even remember all my characters). If malice is brewing in your hearts, you will find us difficult prey." Another man enters the bar, dressed in Emerald Green robes and wielding a heavily runed staff. "If you harm my friends," he says, "you will face the wraith of the Archmage of War! Otherwise, I just want a cup of juice." I didn't come here to start a fight, I was just trying to remind people (in a creative way) to turn off their sigs (hence the reason the Jedi started attacking the signatures). After all, my character is a Jedi, he doesn't go around trying to start fights. Oh, and BronzeBeard, pull your weapons out of my Jedi.
thasis 10-25-04, 11:59 PM	Thasis looks at Dyne. "Well it looks like I can't hurt innocent customers. That realy sucks. I was looking forward to killing someone." He then scowls at Dyne. "Oh by the way" he snaps his fingers and two pit fiends walk in "Your not the only one with contacts. And your probally thinking, whats two pit fiends to all my men. Well guess what, this is only the meager end of me reanfocments. Don't mess with me or anyone in here or you'll have hell to pay. And don't stir up so much attention to yourself" Thasis then starts to grin "Or I just might have to kill you. Wouldn't take me much effort but it would temporaly satisfy my hunger to kill one so trust me, don't anger me". He then turns away and walks over to the counter. "Ay BronzeBeard, pass me a straight Vodka".
Dyne 10-26-04, 12:15 AM	The old man sighs. "It's okay Jozan" he says to the cleric (not the real Jozan, just a character I named after him). "It looks like my judgment was misplaced when I thought this inn would be a safehaven and a place to rest. I must continue onward. My quest will continue, the quest against too many long signatures!" He walks out of the inn, his allies following behind him, and heads away into the distance.
turalisj 10-26-04, 07:26 AM	People keep leaving their signatures on. That's all I was commenting about. An older man enters the inn. He is wearing a yellow cloak that you recognize to be of the Clerics of Pelor. He walks over to the Jedi and places his hand on his arm. The Jedi's arm magically heals, and the cleric says "Do not harm this one. He is my friend, and he is under the protection of many." At that moment, a crowd of men enter the inn. Several Paladins, a couple Monks, a few Fighters, and various others you distinguish by their gear and such. The older man also points out the window, where a large group of undead are forming together under one mage, who wears dark robes and a skull mask. The older man approaches the dwarf barkeep and kindly says "We don't want trouble here. But, we have many allies (and please don't ask me to name them all, I can't even remember all my characters). If malice is brewing in your hearts, you will find us difficult prey." Another man enters the bar, dressed in Emerald Green robes and wielding a heavily runed staff. "If you harm my friends," he says, "you will face the wraith of the Archmage of War! Otherwise, I just want a cup of juice." I didn't come here to start a fight, I was just trying to remind people (in a creative way) to turn off their sigs (hence the reason the Jedi started attacking the signatures). After all, my character is a Jedi, he doesn't go around trying to start fights. Oh, and BronzeBeard, pull your weapons out of my Jedi. *shapewshifts back* the archmage of war? hahahahahahahaa must be a new guy at the council!!!! ehem, anways, my name is turalisj, archmage of serpents, naga, and the like. how many did you say you need seats for?
Dyne 10-26-04, 01:43 PM	Archmage of Serpents.... I'll put you in the member's list of the Council Library....
Dyne 10-28-04, 12:57 AM	Anybody home? Oh well. The Wizard in Emerald Green robes comes back to the inn and helps himself to a glass of juice. He finds the silence disturbing, so with a snap of his fingers, a crowd of people appear in the inn, along with a group of musicians that play flowing melodies and bright tunes. The sounds of music and chatter cheer him up a bit while he waits for real people to show up.
BronzeBeard 10-28-04, 08:23 AM	The old man sighs. "It's okay Jozan" he says to the cleric (not the real Jozan, just a character I named after him). "It looks like my judgment was misplaced when I thought this inn would be a safehaven and a place to rest. I must continue onward. My quest will continue, the quest against too many long signatures!" He walks out of the inn, his allies following behind him, and heads away into the distance. Ya'r judgment WAS misplaced (or mine). ya bursted in like that, swinging and all that with ya'r blasted light-o'-something. if ya had said that ya fight sigs... ya had to warn us first. if ya only told us. (out of character) Really now, this place is not for fights. It is neither a part of IFWG. this place is not for fights and any fighting, magicing, insulting, abusing and etc. are strickly Prohibited. I can and my guards can call all of our characters, and their friends characters and so on and it will never ends. This inn, mainly, is for chatting about what you did in your foundation. Anybody home? Oh well. The Wizard in Emerald Green robes comes back to the inn and helps himself to a glass of juice. He finds the silence disturbing, so with a snap of his fingers, a crowd of people appear in the inn, along with a group of musicians that play flowing melodies and bright tunes. The sounds of music and chatter cheer him up a bit while he waits for real people to show up. Yo lad, all magics and/or psis are prohibited inside the inn. the stout dwarf, with some strange hand gestures and syllables, vanish all people another mischeif and ya'r out, lad.
JackRipper 10-28-04, 09:15 AM	A middle-aged dwarf, donned in full-plate mail and carrying an axe not rivaled by many other axes in beauty and sheer strength, steps into the inn. Sweat is pouring from his forehead, blood can be seen all over his armour, weapon and even face, and his shield is bashed on all sides. Yet, the dwarf itself seems totally unharmed, and besides from the sweat he seems not pained, instead enormously annoyed and frustrated. He takes place behind the bar and shouts in an angry voice: Leaving the construction site after a hard day's work, only to go for a nice inn at the dwarven foundation, and ye know what turns out to be the bloody case? There be no bloody inn ever since the construction up there. Now I go out of the foundation looking high and low, searching every single corner of this bloody guild house for a good tavern, and what do me and me bloody Bloodaxe run into? A bloody horde of these damn bone things and the like, I tell ya! Just outside the bloody inn. 'Twas the only inn around, and I tell ye, if there wasn't another place to get me ale, I'd have returned! Now look at me shield! Totally ruined! And the bloody zombie flesh is all over me! Well, the moral of this bloody story is that these days ye can't even get a bloody mug o' ale anymore unless ye get through the same mess as I did! So get me a drink, bartender, and make it dwarven brew! I hope the construction back at the dwarven foundation is over soon, so I can get me ale at a real dwarven tavern without all this bloody uproar. We're building the halls for the new dwarven foundation, but we're still at the beginning, methinks. And ye, what are ye looking at? Unless ye've got some news about the guild house or somesuch leave me and get yerself an ale too! The dwarf waits for his ale, but his attitude doesn't change.
BronzeBeard 10-28-04, 09:44 AM	so you think this is not a dwarven tavern, hey? well lad, ya'd better come ya'rself first. I happend to be a dwarf and this inn is mine. I assure you that all basic ales here are dwarven brewery, my ancestors recepies. It so happenes to be that my family doesn't have a connections to any guild or foundation. This inn is own its own right. Now, here's ya'r damn ale. and the dwarf throws a mug of ale into the guests hands
JackRipper 10-28-04, 10:10 AM	Then bless ye, lad, and forgive me my rudeness! But yer inn attracts some strange folk methinks, and that'd explain me first reaction. It seems we're the only two laddies around in this place that don't fall on their behinds after they've tasted one of yer dwarven brew, ha! He takes the mug of dwarven ale and finishes it in one haul. He puts the mug down on the bar and shouts: Ye're ale tastes good, maybe even just as good as we have over at the foundation. Fill it again, mate, and have yerself one too. Don't worry, I'll pay; ye seem to be having busy times. Heard any rumours lately? Happenings in the guild house?
turalisj 10-28-04, 05:38 PM	Then bless ye, lad, and forgive me my rudeness! But yer inn attracts some strange folk methinks, and that'd explain me first reaction. It seems we're the only two laddies around in this place that don't fall on their behinds after they've tasted one of yer dwarven brew, ha! He takes the mug of dwarven ale and finishes it in one haul. He puts the mug down on the bar and shouts: Ye're ale tastes good, maybe even just as good as we have over at the foundation. Fill it again, mate, and have yerself one too. Don't worry, I'll pay; ye seem to be having busy times. Heard any rumours lately? Happenings in the guild house? that other person better be me, or you will have one ticked off dragon coming at you.
Demonfey 10-28-04, 08:34 PM	*A fey'ri with a metal arm walks into the inn, and changes form to an elf as he sits down.* I'll take a keg of your strongest ale. And a funnel. Sorry about the magic, but if I didn't use it, then it would be impossible for me to sit down on the stool. By the way, would you allow people to advertise foundations in here?
Demonfey 10-29-04, 09:26 PM	Hello? Anyone here at all? Voice echoes in empty inn :(
Dyne 10-29-04, 11:32 PM	Hello? Anyone here at all? I'm here (I'd be here a lot more if I could use magic :mad: ) So, Demonfey, what's new?
thasis 10-30-04, 12:55 AM	Me hear to, kinnda. So let us find a disscusion to discuss.
Demonfey 10-30-04, 05:28 PM	Eh, nothing really. I just wanted to post in here. How about we talk about if advertising guilds and foundations here is considered spamming. Oh, and your sig is on, thasis.
BronzeBeard 10-30-04, 07:54 PM	I know that it's somethimes empty, it's just that i'm the only bartender around here and I can't be here 24/7... So i'm sorry about the whole empty-inn problem. secondly, grabing mugs of ale for every one, the bartender advanced towards the table where all corrent guest are there all, lets say, foundation matters are adversiable so they are acceptable discussion topics. and no! magic is still not allowed (in the case of you lad points out to Demonfey we can make an exception, as long as you don't intimidate any other would be customers.
Dyne 10-30-04, 10:27 PM	The man in Emerald Green robes scowls. "Turn off your sig, Thasis. It's crushing me against the wall." all, lets say, foundation matters are adversiable so they are acceptable discussion topics. Everyone, please visit the Council of Archmages Library thread (organized by yours truly). There will soon be tons and spells, prestige classes, feats, creatures, and whatever else the Council of Archmages comes up with! Also, if you're interested, join the Council of Archmages! If I got a job at the Inn, could I use magic?
king_of_evil007 10-30-04, 10:27 PM	So, how 'bout them parachutists from Paraguay? Great conversation opener ;) Here's a thought. How are you going to decide initial alliances and enemies for the IFG? I'm a relative newcomer to the Guild House, so I don't know about any rivalries or friendships that already exist. Do you already have a game plan set out, or you gonna play the IFG by ear? PS: Can we allow certain kinds of magic? Me being a Bard (technically) with the power of Suggestion... free drinks ;)
Demonfey 10-30-04, 10:34 PM	{I pull out a dagger and pop Thasis's sig, then put it back where I pulled it out of} That's okay. So, where's my keg and funnel, anyway? Now, for the ad: JOIN THE CHILDREN OF THE PLANES! MEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
BronzeBeard 10-30-04, 10:36 PM	If I got a job at the Inn, could I use magic? It depends what kind of job will you have. For now, the only ones allowed to use magic and psis are the guard and the bouncer (thasis and turalisj). KoE, lad, I will not like any magic or psi that affect either me or one of the workers for worse or has any affect at all on the inn and it's guest. What I try to say that I want to keep this place nice attractive for customer, not a war zone. Plus, last time I checked you were a half time cook. You should try to avoid harming me.
turalisj 10-30-04, 10:36 PM	*pulls out a heavy mace and begins pummelling koe's sig* there we go!
Dyne 10-30-04, 10:42 PM	It depends what kind of job will you have. For now, the only ones allowed to use magic and psis are the guard and the bouncer (thasis and turalisj). I mainly use my magic for little tricks. But, I'm not called the Archmage of War for nothing. I want to be able to practice my descriptions of my spells for the upcoming Guild Wars. *pulls out a heavy mace and begins pummelling koe's sig* there we go! Those kinds of actions got my Jedi beaten up (even though he was innocent). He's also not coming back because of it (at least not for a while, he's off on a Crusade against long signatures).
Demonfey 10-30-04, 10:50 PM	I'm putting a stop to this foolishness now. {He grabs the mace head with his strangely metallic right hand and pulls it out of your hand with strength that surprises you.} You'll get it back when you feel like acting calm. {Hands the mace to Bronzebeard, and then, after giving him enough money for a keg, walks behind the counter, picks one up, finds a funnel, and then sprouts a spike from one knuckle and punctures it, after putting the funnel in his mouth. He then proceeds to down the entire contents of the keg in one shot, much to your collective amazement. You are even more surprised when he puts it down and manages to walk in a straight line, sit down, and say} Sorry about that. You are lucky that I was that patient. {He then acts as though he hadn't just downed an entire keg of strong dwarven ale.} NOTE: None of what just occurred was magic. It was a combination of grafts and class given powers.
BronzeBeard 10-30-04, 10:58 PM	Sorry about that. You are lucky that I was that patient. No! Ya'r lucky that i'm calm! ya just disarmed me only guard for tonight! what happened if samone vile had entered the door, eh? Unfortunatly, I'm to amazed to fine ya. And ya didn't done anything wrong. Both ya and Dyne are not allowed ta do so simply because your not an employees here! turalisj IS an employee! he is ALLOWED TO DO THAT. In fact, that's one of the reasons he's here.
Demonfey 10-30-04, 11:07 PM	I meant about the keg. I asked three times. Besides, if something had come through that door, then I would have gotten MAD. And things that make me mad tend to have extremely short life spans, normally measurable in nanoseconds at the most. Besides, I was making sure that your guard wouldn't do anything that would have been unwise or seen as threatening by potential customers. In a way, I just saved you business. {With this said, you get the feeling that he isn't joking at all. He then asks something that throws you off guard even more, after he lays more gold down that would be adequate as a fine.} Do you need another cook/bouncer? I tend to be around here quite a bit.
Dyne 10-30-04, 11:22 PM	turalisj IS an employee! he is ALLOWED TO DO THAT. So far, I've seen your employees: Beat up on an innocent customer who is simply annoyed by long sigs. Threaten innocent customers. Kill a man without hesitation. No offense to Turalisj, Thasis, or any other of your employees who I might have forgotten. But, it seems like they just like to beat up people (at least Thasis does). ya just disarmed me only guard for tonight! what happened if samone vile had entered the door, eh? I, Dyne, Archmage of War, am no mere violent brute. I am dedicated to the destruction of evil and the preservation of good and the protection of the lives and prosperity of the common people! Me and Demonfey would take care of any evil who might wander nearby. All right, let's actually get a topic going. Is anyone done with their characters for the Inter-Foundation Guild Wars? I'm basically done, and I wanna start dueling.
Demonfey 10-30-04, 11:31 PM	Hey,I'm evil, and I haven't begun trashing anything! All I did was make sure that a BRONZE DRAGON didn't do something stupid with a mace. He has natural weapons! And my red dragon familiar is out there, damn it! Can he come in at least, without you attacking him?
turalisj 10-30-04, 11:38 PM	I'm putting a stop to this foolishness now. {He grabs the mace head with his strangely metallic right hand and pulls it out of your hand with strength that surprises you.} You'll get it back when you feel like acting calm. {Hands the mace to Bronzebeard, and then, after giving him enough money for a keg, walks behind the counter, picks one up, finds a funnel, and then sprouts a spike from one knuckle and punctures it, after putting the funnel in his mouth. He then proceeds to down the entire contents of the keg in one shot, much to your collective amazement. You are even more surprised when he puts it down and manages to walk in a straight line, sit down, and say} Sorry about that. You are lucky that I was that patient. {He then acts as though he hadn't just downed an entire keg of strong dwarven ale.} NOTE: None of what just occurred was magic. It was a combination of grafts and class given powers. *shakes head* -_- you people underestimate me. i'll be taking that *the mace flies out of bb's grip* *grabs the mace midflight* you didnt see that........ *everyone forgets what happend five minutes ago* more ale plz
Demonfey 10-30-04, 11:45 PM	You know, you could have asked him to hand it back to you.
Dyne 10-31-04, 12:02 AM	*everyone forgets what happend five minutes ago* Hey, we're not THAT drunk (yet) :D I also like to keep my mind straight and focused, so I only drink juice. grabing mugs of ale for every one, the bartender advanced towards the table where all corrent guest are there Thanks for the consideration, BronzeBeard. Here, Demonfey, you can have my ale. And my red dragon familiar is out there, damn it! Can he come in at least, without you attacking him? [sighs] Mages these days. They ALL have to have dragon familiars. Actually, I have a Shocker Lizard familiar.
BronzeBeard 10-31-04, 06:32 AM	turalisj! Don't do that again! I am thee BOSS here, remember? Now, I thank ya for being so kind, Dyne and Demonfey. But what host will I be if my guest will have to be on guard around the clock simply because I don't provide any guardians... Anyhow, I have an opening at the cooking job in the main-kitchen. The bouncer job, I'm afraid, is taken.
Demonfey 10-31-04, 09:07 AM	Deal. Besides, I'm my own oven. Also, I'm not drunk. Plus, what about my dragon? Can he come in? {Drinks offered ale, and then heads for the kitchen}
turalisj 10-31-04, 12:20 PM	Deal. Besides, I'm my own oven. Also, I'm not drunk. Plus, what about my dragon? Can he come in? {Drinks offered ale, and then heads for the kitchen} youre dragon is not welcomed by me, but.... if bronzebeard lets him in then i will throw him out at the slightest crime. :mad:
Demonfey 10-31-04, 07:00 PM	He is a wyrmling red, still in his first year. To tell the truth, he is still learning about how to be a dragon. Take advantage of the situation and teach him to be a dragon that is neither good or evil, if he is allowed in. Besides, I can vouch for him not causing trouble, because he has just heard every single thing any one of us has said through my ears.
Demonfey 10-31-04, 07:10 PM	Hey, we're not THAT drunk (yet) :D I also like to keep my mind straight and focused, so I only drink juice. Thanks for the consideration, BronzeBeard. Here, Demonfey, you can have my ale. [sighs] Mages these days. They ALL have to have dragon familiars. Actually, I have a Shocker Lizard familiar. It is nice to have a familiar that could take out an enemy without relying completely on our magical abilities.
Demonfey 11-02-04, 05:52 PM	I could work at the bar when you aren't here Sorry about the triple post.
BronzeBeard 11-02-04, 06:33 PM	Ya'll work when you'r on the boards, lad
Demonfey 11-02-04, 06:44 PM	That is quite often, actually. And what about my familiar?
turalisj 11-02-04, 08:17 PM	if you want youre familiar taught by a dragon go see my pal and guild master sssargoth. he'll teach your friend everything he needs to know about red dragons a psionics.
BronzeBeard 11-02-04, 08:17 PM	I dunno. Basiclly, your pet is allowed in here. But, I DO occupy a good dragon in here - so bringing him in here could make some problems. If you still want to ensert him, I do not take responsebility. Your call.
Demonfey 11-02-04, 08:18 PM	He knows about reds, he just is still in the stages where he is developing his own personality through outside influences. Come on in Pyros! With that, a wyrmling red dragon comes into the inn, and sits down next to his master without causing any problems. He attracts a few stares, but that is about it.
turalisj 11-02-04, 08:24 PM	sssargoth my be a red dragon but he is good in heart, though he may not act like it sometimes. what exactly is your dragons name?
Demonfey 11-02-04, 08:25 PM	Pyros (pronounced Pyhr-ros). What I was trying to do was a red dragon that has nothing against metallic dragons.
Dyne 11-02-04, 09:31 PM	I'd like a job here (if for no other reason than I would be able to do magic). I don't really care what job. I could do practically anything. I'll take whatever job is open.
Sssargoth 11-03-04, 12:09 AM	sssargoth my be a red dragon but he is good in heart,... Prove it! Do you really have the evedence to prove that I'm good at heart? Hmmmmmm, No you don't! :P
turalisj 11-03-04, 06:49 AM	:rolleyes: hey ssargoth, can i get you anything? some drow to snack on? mybe illithid tidbits?
Demonfey 11-04-04, 12:15 PM	Crowley is smacked in the back of the head by turalisj's sig. Pyros bites it, and then proceeds to eat it, with every sign of enjoyment. "Turn your sig off! So, what kind of luck has everyone been having with the corpses? I'm not asking for details, I just want to know how everyone has been doing on it."
Dyne 11-04-04, 05:48 PM	It's not nearly as bad as Sssargoth's sig. So, what kind of luck has everyone been having with the corpses? You pretty much know everything I've done concerning the Drow Murder, since we've been working together at the Council of Archmages. Currently, I'm searching for any spells that would help us find out information about the corpse and the murder. It's kinda hard, since a lot of the useful spells are exclusively for Clerics (and I'm a Wizard). By-the-way, BronzeBeard, I'm interested in a job here, if you have any openings. I can do pretty much anything, I'm willing to take any available job as long as it lets me do magic. :D
BronzeBeard 11-04-04, 07:15 PM	What corpes? Not in me tavern, that is. I corrently have opennings for the waitresses (sorry, only female), 1 bartender, cooks or shefs and room maids for the upper floors.
Dyne 11-04-04, 08:11 PM	What corpes? Not in me tavern, that is. A Drow has been murdered in the Underdark. We have to find out who killed him and why, or our trading connections with the Drow could be completely severed. It's the first challenge of the IFWG. We're supposed to figure out who was murdered, by who, and why. Right now, we're trying to figure out what's up with the corpse. We have little idea of the identity of the victim, so it's difficult to advance in the investigation until we figure out who was actually murdered. I corrently have opennings for the waitresses (sorry, only female), 1 bartender, cooks or shefs and room maids for the upper floors. Hmmm. Maybe a cook. I could also be a bodyguard of sorts (they don't call me Archmage of War for nothing). I'm really no master chef, so you would probably want to hire a cook besides me (if I'm hired as a cook).
turalisj 11-04-04, 08:15 PM	youll need to keep me from slurping down the drows blood....
Dyne 11-04-04, 08:19 PM	youll need to keep me from slurping down the drows blood.... Suspect #2: Turalisj :P ;)
turalisj 11-04-04, 08:25 PM	im not even in there, yet. but no, i only kill nobility. they have the finest blood. and no i'm not a vampire/dhampire
BronzeBeard 11-04-04, 08:49 PM	lad, I'm sorry to say that at the corrnt time i wouldn't wish to hire any more bodyguards. I already have enought and they are finishing the drow blood supplys *gives turalisj the kind of look that make him shivers down his spine *
turalisj 11-04-04, 08:54 PM	if you want i could go restock ;)
Demonfey 11-04-04, 09:18 PM	We don't know who many of the corpses are.
BronzeBeard 11-04-04, 09:19 PM	where? the nearest merchant is 450,000 miles away and... *the phone rings* wait *goes and pick up the phone* "hello, yes, what? hmm, hmm, hmm, k, thx" ok the nearest merchant is dead. and besides, this drink is worth a fortune. I think I'm sitting on a catch of gold and if it wasn't profitiable (very profitiable) to sell it as a drink I wouldn't do so.
Demonfey 11-04-04, 09:32 PM	It is in the underdark. The winners sound as though they will be given a sizeable sum of in game money.
Dyne 11-04-04, 10:29 PM	where? the nearest merchant is 450,000 miles away and... *the phone rings* wait *goes and pick up the phone* "hello, yes, what? hmm, hmm, hmm, k, thx" ok the nearest merchant is dead. and besides, this drink is worth a fortune. I think I'm sitting on a catch of gold and if it wasn't profitiable (very profitiable) to sell it as a drink I wouldn't do so. Where in the heck did you get a phone? I didn't know they had been invented. A dark-skinned, white-haired Drow then walks into the inn. "You will stop selling the blood of the Drow. A merchant 450,000 miles away is dead because he supplied this blood to taverns such as yours. I killed him, as I have killed many others like him." He takes a seat at a table a ways from the other guests. "But, I'm not here for violence. That can come later. Right now, I need a drink. Some Bronze Dragon blood would do nicely." You notice that the Drow's face is mostly covered by the hood of his cloak, and that he dons heavy robes that hide much of his appearance. He seems withdrawn, but he showns no signs of malice in his movement. He does, however, seem slightly irritated. I'll take a job as a cook, I guess. Also, I'll "act" as a bodyguard, as in if someone attacks the place, I'll quickly have my two bastard swords out and ready to defend us.
Demonfey 11-04-04, 10:50 PM	The only beings that should do that are Leshay. Are you a Leshay? am working as a bartender/cook. Also, things that come in and make a commotion will have their ass blown sky high by arcane fire. One bronze dragon drink, coming up. {With that, he pulls out a needle, draws some of Turalisj's blood, and makes a drink from it.}
Dyne 11-04-04, 10:57 PM	The only beings that should do that are Leshay. Are you a Leshay? What's a Leshay? And were you referring to the Drow or the Archmage? By-the-way, that Drow is my character from the Risen Dead Foundation (which should give some hints as to his abilities).
Demonfey 11-05-04, 12:09 AM	A Leshay is an immortal that has a CR 26, numerous spell-like abilities, and can make two special bastard swords and use them effectively at the same time. A Leshay is to an elf what an elf is to a human. They also can use alternate form at will.
Dyne 11-05-04, 12:21 AM	Nope, I'm not a Leshay. I just have a +4 Holy Bastard Sword and a Sun Blade (+2 Bastard Sword that can be wielded as a Short Sword and functions as a +4 weapon against evil creatures and deals double damage against Negative Energy Plane or Undead creatures). Pretty nifty. I can dish out quite a bit of damage with them, especially against evil creatures/undead.
Dyne 11-06-04, 08:51 PM	I guess I've been hired as a cook. Well, first thing I'm making is COOKIEES! :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: Then, I'm cooking chicken. :chicken:
Demonfey 11-06-04, 09:35 PM	The menu is: :cookie: :chicken: :turkey: :behold: steaks :pumpkin: pie And :dragon: beer
Dyne 11-06-04, 09:52 PM	The menu is: :cookie: :chicken: :turkey: :behold: steaks :pumpkin: pie And :dragon: beer Beholder steaks? EWWW! Oh, and you forgot squid :coolcthul The crazy old Jedi comes back to the inn. He begins making gestures at Demonfey and saying "You WILL turn your sig off. You WILL turn your sig off."
Demonfey 11-06-04, 11:18 PM	Sorry. Pyros! Sig control! {With that, Pyros catches and eats the sigs}
Dyne 11-06-04, 11:53 PM	"Well, my job here is done. Remember, long signatures help no one and harm many." And with that, the crazy, old, signature fighting Jedi is off. Current Special: Soup.
king_of_evil007 11-07-04, 06:12 PM	The man tips up his wide hat, and you all notice that his skin, once a pale sort of colour, is now ebony black. He turns to the barkeep and eloquently asks "May I have a Beholder Steak & Soup" His head suddenly jerks for a moment, and his eyes glaze over as he concentrates for a few moments. He stands, his previous train of thought completely derailed. "Lord of the Bronze Beards is currently taking a leave of absence. He has appointed me to keep the peace, and wishes for me to lay down a decree. ANy discussion involving the Inter-Foundation Games/Wars goes against his decree. While I personally don't see why there couldn't be light discussion, his order to me went as follows. . ." His voice changes tone completely. Now, it sounds exactly like Bronzebeards. "under NO CIRCUMSTANCES it should be turned into an IFG thread. It has nothing to do with it and so it would be" KoE's voice returns to normal. "Whether he means he wishes for no challenges to take place here (such as the Murder case) or for no discussion whatsoever, I know not. Regardless, in keeping with his wishes, I think it's best if any IFG discussion is kept to a minimum. I apologize for any interference these orders may cause." The man sits down and returns to his wine, watching everybody with a keen eye. I may have overdid it a bit... regardless, Bronzebeard did ask me to prevent spam and preventing this thread from turning into IFG. I don't know if he means "No IFG discussion whatsoever", or if he simply didn't want a challenge taking place here. Here's a question. I see lots of "sig control", and at one point, my sig was bashed by a hammer. What is an acceptable sig for you guys? I heard mumblings of a 4-line "netiquette", but aside from on the Boards Business thread discussing sigs, I've never heard of it otherwise. What do you guys think about sigs?
Demonfey 11-07-04, 06:17 PM	Yours is still too long. Coming right up, sir. @Pyros: SIG CONTROL! {Pyros eats yet another sig.}
king_of_evil007 11-07-04, 06:22 PM	What is an acceptable size? My sig is the two SRDs (useful, b/c I do a lot of rules work), a list of my prestige classes and projects. Has anybody here spent a lot of time in the REc Room? You think my sig is long. . .
Dyne 11-07-04, 06:39 PM	KoE, turn off your sig. I don't think it's really too long, but there's a no sig rules in the Blue Lizard Inn. I don't think it matters so much on the SIZE of a signature, but the CONTENTS of a signature. A signature could be a single line and still be a waste of space. Some sigs are several lines, but they contain useful/interesting information. It helps for people to try to keep the size of their sig to a minimum, but they should pay more attention to what kind of stuff goes in there in the first place. "One Beholder Steak and One Soup coming up!" With that, the Elf in Emerald Green robes summons a Small Fire Elemental and puts him in the oven. He then gets some a Beholder Steak, slaps it on the fryer, and starts collecting ingredients for the soup. "What type of soup would you like, KoE?" Suddenly, the crazy old sig fighting Jedi appears in the center of the inn. "TURN OFF THAT SIG!" He then ignites his lightsaber, and prepares to chop it to pieces.
Demonfey 11-07-04, 08:47 PM	I AM a fire elemental, Dyne. You could have asked @elemental: So Bob, how are the kids these days? Elemental: They're okay, Crowley. They've already burnt down their first building.
Dyne 11-07-04, 08:59 PM	*A fey'ri with a metal arm walks into the inn, and changes form to an elf as he sits down.* I'll take a keg of your strongest ale. And a funnel. Sorry about the magic, but if I didn't use it, then it would be impossible for me to sit down on the stool. By the way, would you allow people to advertise foundations in here? This was your description of yourself when you first entered the inn. Now, seeing as I don't know what a fey'ri is (or that a fire elemental could have a metal arm), I had no idea you were a fire elemental, Demonfey. Besides, I don't think you could fit in the oven. :D EDIT: The crazy old Jedi uses his lightsaber to chop Dyne's sig in half.
king_of_evil007 11-07-04, 09:02 PM	What kind of soup? Hmm. . . beholder soup! And steak! :D Is there a way to turn off my sig for a single thread? I'm sorry, but I think my signature is fairly informative and concise, and I don't want to turn it off for the sake of a single thread. I am willing to cover the whole thing in {size=1} tags, but frankly, I don't really feel like completely turning off my signature for a single thread. Sorry.
Dyne 11-07-04, 09:37 PM	@KoE: When you go to post a reply (or to edit one), just below the two buttons that say Submit Reply and Preview Post, there's a section that says Additional Options. It has three boxes for "Show your signature", "Automatically parse links in text", and "Disable smilies in text". Uncheck the box for "Show your signature" to turn you sig off for each individual post. "Hmmm. I'm gonna need more Beholder." With that, the Emerald Green robed Elf teleports out of the inn. A moment later, he teleports back with a dead Beholder that has marks from being beaten with a blunt weapon. He begins chopping up the Beholder and tossing pieces of it into a pot of hot water. The Elf then starts putting in other various ingredients.
king_of_evil007 11-08-04, 07:20 AM	I can't believe I didn't notice that, I feel so silly. . .
turalisj 11-08-04, 04:13 PM	*grabs his mace and starts pummeling the sig* hey chef! put scrambled sig on the morning menu! ;) AND TAKE DRAGON BEER OFF OR YOU WILL HAVE **** TO PAY! :mad:
Dyne 11-08-04, 05:54 PM	I didn't make the menu, so it's not my fault. Here's the new menu: Morning: Scrambled Sigs :P Lunch/Dinner: Chicken :chicken: Turkey :turkey: Beholder steaks :behold: Squid :coolcthul Soup Drinks: Beer Dwarven Ale Desserts: Cookiees :cookie: Pumpkin Pie :pumpkin: Current Special: Soup Current Patrons: Demonfey, Fey'ri :mage: Dyne, Elf Wizard/Fighter :fight!: Turalisj, Bronze Dragon :dragon: King of Evil, ??? :confused: A Drow :shifty:
Demonfey 11-09-04, 09:14 PM	@turalisj: Dragon beer: beer so strong, it can get a great wyrm dragon drunk with one keg :D . Devised and made by dragons that like getting drunk, and in no other way involves dragons. @Dyne: Fey'ri: see demonfey Demonfey: part elf, part demon Elemental Savant: a class that allows non elementals to become elementals, with all of the strengths of an elemental (like poison, disease, stunning, and paralysis immunity), and from the poison immunity, drunkeness immunity. After all, being drunk is a side effect of alcohol poisoning, right? Metal arm: forced graft from before the evolution into an elemental; backstory is that his demonic father ripped the original arm off at a certain point, beat his son unconscious with it, and sold him to another demon as a slave for fifty years, until the enslaved demonfey was shoved into a pit of molten iron and became a full elemental, rose from his own ashes, snapped, and went on a genocidal rampage covering a few layers of the abyss. Everything clear now?
Dyne 11-10-04, 01:05 AM	Everything clear now? Crystal clear. Dragon Beer is back on the menu! But, be careful. I don't want to have to haul you to the nearest Healer because you get so ridiculously drunk that you can no longer walk. Menu: Morning: Scrambled Sigs :P Lunch/Dinner: Chicken :chicken: Turkey :turkey: Beholder steaks :behold: Squid :coolcthul Soup Drinks: Beer Dwarven Ale Dragon Beer (not made out of dragons) :dragon: Desserts: Cookiees :cookie: Pumpkin Pie :pumpkin: Current Special: Soup Current Patrons: Demonfey, Fey'ri :mage: Dyne, Elf Wizard/Fighter :fight!: Turalisj, Bronze Dragon :dragon: King of Evil, ??? :confused: A Drow :shifty: If you want something added to the menu, let me know. Also, if you're inside the inn, let me know. And let me know when you leave.
Demonfey 11-10-04, 03:32 PM	To get drunk, you need an internal anatomy. Ah, the joys of being a full elemental savant!
turalisj 11-10-04, 04:56 PM	GREAT! you should take your idea to the b&g! *grabs a whole keg of the beer* mmmmm
Dyne 11-10-04, 06:18 PM	To get drunk, you need an internal anatomy. Ah, the joys of being a full elemental savant! Technically, you'd need an internal anatomy to consume anything, but I'm not very familiar with the lifestyles of fire elementals. Also, the effects for which people drink alcohol are part of its toxicity, so alcohol would be no different than water to you (except it's flammable). GREAT! you should take your idea to the b&g! *grabs a whole keg of the beer* mmmmm What's the b&g? And I'd prefer that Turalisj's weapons were taken from him before he got exceptionally drunk, especially concerning his violent tendencies when he's SOBER.
Demonfey 11-10-04, 06:35 PM	Fire burns things to ashes. The idea is that it consumes fuel. The reason that alcohol would be the drink of choice for fire elementals is because it is flammable. :D Besides, he is a dragon. He doesn't need normal weapons.
Dyne 11-10-04, 07:03 PM	Just don't be drinking that Dragon Beer stuff in here, Demonfey. By the sounds of it, it's very concentrated alcohol, and it would blow the inn to pieces if you drank it. Besides, he is a dragon. He doesn't need normal weapons. :twitch: Suddenly, the Blue Lizard Inn seems like a very scary place. Perhaps I should ban Dragon Beer again (unless you guys can behave yourselves). :D
Demonfey 11-10-04, 07:53 PM	I won't explode. It's just one of those things that magical people can get away with. :D He already took a keg, anyway. Besides, I could take him, or summon something that can, like a great wyrm red dragon :dragon: Besides, I made an epic character before finding out that it was restricted to ECL 15, and never bothered to change back, and I am also CE.
Dyne 11-10-04, 08:10 PM	Besides, I made an epic character before finding out that it was restricted to ECL 15, and never bothered to change back, and I am also CE. Hey, that's not right. You have to take off 8 levels from your character before he's eligible for the IFWG. The judges may not have caught it yet, but they will when it comes time for combat (and there'll be lots of combat).
Demonfey 11-10-04, 08:14 PM	I'm not taking part in the combat. I am going to try and maneuver weaker characters into optimal fighting positions beforehand, and then when there are opponents strong enough, I will take part and enjoy blowing sh*t up. Also, I am working for the Sovereign, and enjoy having an advantage over those I might be sent against.
Dyne 11-11-04, 06:48 PM	Since there seems to be no one here, I'm gonna do a little magic. *Casts a spell that makes a crowd of people suddenly appear, and the whole inn is filled with the sounds of people talking and mingling*
turalisj 11-11-04, 07:36 PM	*comes out of a hidden door and throws dyne, and all the people he summoned, out the door* :mad: nice try! you are hearby banished from the blue lizard inn!
Demonfey 11-11-04, 07:44 PM	He works here, turalisj. Also, TURN OFF YOUR DAMN SIGS, DYNE AND TURALISJ! Alright, does anyone want some scrambled sig?
Dyne 11-11-04, 07:47 PM	nice try! you are hearby banished from the blue lizard inn! Congratulations. You just banished your cook. Also, TURN OFF YOUR DAMN SIGS, DYNE AND TURALISJ! Alright, does anyone want some scrambled sig? *Begins cooking up some scrambled sigs in his cooking pot outside*
Demonfey 11-11-04, 07:52 PM	One of the two, Dyne. I just wait for an answer, or let you guys assume it is being done.
turalisj 11-11-04, 07:53 PM	Congratulations. You just banished your cook. *Begins cooking up some scrambled sigs in his cooking pot outside* woops, didnt notice the list of who works here... just dont use magic unless you will make food with it.
Demonfey 11-11-04, 07:55 PM	What about advertising by making it look busy?
Dyne 11-11-04, 10:30 PM	I only use magic in the Blue Lizard Inn for 3 reasons: To cook. To defend the staff and patrons from danger. To entertain. Since people would be more interested in a place if there were more people there, I cast an illusion that made the inn seem crowded. Is that okay, Turalisj? EDIT: Anyone wanted scrambled sigs? We have a fresh supply. ;)
Sssargoth 11-11-04, 10:57 PM	A mischevious-looking dragon pokes his head in, looks around and pulls his head out. A few seconds later, you all hear "SWARM OF A THOUSAND MONKEYS!!! (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=4813721&postcount=319)" at which point, what you can tell of as about 1000 monkeys appear within the inn. They all begin beating and throwing excraments at the patrons. When the dragon walks in, they ignore him. "Ah, the pure chaos of being assulted by a thousand monkeys is quite beutiful, don't you all think."
Dyne 11-11-04, 11:17 PM	The Elf in Emerald Green robes begins casting fireballs at the monkeys, taking out multiples at a time. "Looks like our next special is barbecued monkeys."
turalisj 11-11-04, 11:35 PM	*turns into his original bronze dragon form* not as tasty as drow, but will suffice *launches a blast of electricity at the monkeys* one little, two little monkeys.... *summons a celestial giant eagle* attack my friend! *eagle gets devoured by monkeys* :eek: EVERY DRAGON FOR HIMSELF!!!! *hides inside the inn, going into the basement and barring the door and windows with sheets of adamantium*
Sssargoth 11-11-04, 11:42 PM	*turns into his original bronze dragon form* not as tasty as drow, but will suffice *launches a blast of electricity at the monkeys* one little, two little monkeys.... *summons a celestial giant eagle* attack my friend! *eagle gets devoured by monkeys* :eek: EVERY DRAGON FOR HIMSELF!!!! *hides inside the inn, going into the basement and barring the door and windows with sheets of adamantium* Gets cornered in the basement by the monkeys summoned there, and beaten unconcious. :P
turalisj 11-11-04, 11:50 PM	if im going to go, i might as well go with a fight.... *pulls out two bastard sword* ((it'd be possible for a dragon, wouldnt it?)) DIE!!!!!! *crages the monkeys and the unicorn* *ten minutes later 20 headless monkeys and one headless unicorn lay in a heap* i guess we'll have monkey-meat hamburgers..er... monkeyburgers for a while
Sssargoth 11-11-04, 11:54 PM	where did the unicorn come from, because I didn't summon it? Dragons can't use weapons, since we don't have prehensile thumbs.
turalisj 11-11-04, 11:55 PM	uh-oh..... *quickly re-ataches the unicorns head to its body and casts wish* there we go.... *casts charm animals
Sssargoth 11-12-04, 12:07 AM	Arrests turalisj and Dyne for killing members of an endangered species. :D
Dyne 11-12-04, 12:08 AM	*pulls out two bastard sword* Hey, that's my fighting style! *ten minutes later 20 headless monkeys and one headless unicorn lay in a heap* Where did the unicorn come from? *Takes out HIS two Bastard Swords and begins chopping through the swarm of monkeys*
Dyne 11-12-04, 12:09 AM	Arrests turalisj and Dyne for killing members of an endangered species. Who cares if they're endangered? If they hit me, I hit them.
turalisj 11-12-04, 11:36 AM	really, i was defending the inn... *snaps manacles* *frees dyne* *summons a banshee and four sirens* tonights music, its a knockout! ;)
Demonfey 11-12-04, 03:07 PM	Sssargoth, get out now, before you end up meeting one of my old familiars. On second thought, I'll just summon him now. {With that, a thunderclap is heard from outside, and a huge hole glowing red can be seen from the windows. A gigantic, reptilian eye looks into the inn, and Sssargoth is then hurled out through the doorway, so that he can see what he has just gotten himself into. He is then batted far away by a tail larger than the inn. Crowley then dispels the rest of the monkies.}
Sssargoth 11-12-04, 03:31 PM	Sssargoth, get out now, before you end up meeting one of my old familiars. On second thought, I'll just summon him now. {With that, a thunderclap is heard from outside, and a huge hole glowing red can be seen from the windows. A gigantic, reptilian eye looks into the inn, and Sssargoth is then hurled out through the doorway, so that he can see what he has just gotten himself into. He is then batted far away by a tail larger than the inn. Crowley then dispels the rest of the monkies.} You can't dispell the monkeys, because when they are summoned, they are no longer part of the spell. {For attempting to dispell them, and hurting their friend, Demonfey gets pelted by random objects thrown at him by the monkeys.}
Demonfey 11-12-04, 03:50 PM	All the monkies are now flame-broiled monkies.
turalisj 11-12-04, 05:53 PM	and 20 headless ones in the basement.
Dyne 11-12-04, 06:37 PM	*Throws some monkies into his giant cooking pot* New Special: Monkey Stew. "Sssargoth, for disrupting the business of the Blue Lizard Inn and for endangering the lives of those inside the inn, you are hereby banned from the Blue Lizard Inn forever. You are no longer allowed inside the Blue Lizard Inn until you redeem yourself (and start turning off you signature (scrambled sigs anyone?))." Demonfey, get rid of that familiar. It's scaring away customers. Dyne then sets to work gathering up the dead monkeys into a pile of corpses in the basement. He also uses his magic to gather their excrements into a pile, which he flings at Sssargoth.
turalisj 11-12-04, 07:52 PM	*creates a ring of dispell psionics/magic around the inn*
Dyne 11-12-04, 07:55 PM	*creates a ring of dispell psionics/magic around the inn* That better not affect the inside of the inn, cause otherwise I won't be able to cook and we won't be able to use magic to defend ourselves. EDIT: Demonfey, Turalisj, Sssargoth, TURN OFF THOSE SIGNATURES!!!!!
turalisj 11-12-04, 07:58 PM	i dont have my sig on, and yes that effects inside of the inn. it's to stop the contraband magic, psionics.
Dyne 11-12-04, 08:10 PM	@Turalisj: Your sig is on. Check near the top of the page. yes that effects inside of the inn. it's to stop the contraband magic, psionics. "Shoot, I'm gonna have to find another way to cook these monkies." He goes outside and teleports away. After a moment, he teleports back with a giant cooking pot. He then begins pushing the giant pot into the inn. After putting all the monkies into the pot, he prepares a fire hearth beneath the pot. He then goes outside and summons a small fire elemental. "Bob, I'm gonna need you and all your family to help me with this one." The small fire elemental then summons his entire family, and they head inside and seat themselves in the fire hearth. "Demonfey, I'm gonna need your help to cook all this."
Demonfey 11-12-04, 08:42 PM	Okay. {I walk into the furnace and then flare up, after allowing my former familiar it's leave. A dragon is only a familiar during the wyrmling stage.}
Dyne 11-13-04, 12:57 AM	Okay. {I walk into the furnace and then flare up, after allowing my former familiar it's leave. A dragon is only a familiar during the wyrmling stage.} Thanks Demonfey. As the Elf tries to stir the stew with a giant spoon, a small Shocker Lizard comes into the inn. "SPARKY! You're finally back! How did everything go?" The Elf and Shocker Lizard then converse with one another in a language you do not recognize. "To everyone who doesn't know, this is Sparky, my Shocker Lizard familiar. He likes to go wandering about from time to time. He just got back from his trip to the mountains, and we've got lots to discuss concerning his adventures."
Demonfey 11-13-04, 01:39 PM	Turalisj, you do realize that the field will make it so that you can't change form, right? After all, you blocked all magic of any kind . Face it, the field just makes things harder all around, and makes things less interesting.
turalisj 11-13-04, 02:18 PM	..................woops.. *goes outside and removes the circle* there we go. *lights go out* uh-oh *taps his mace on the ground* *mace head starts glowing* there we go.
Demonfey 11-13-04, 02:25 PM	We have enough elementals here to light up a castle. The mace wasn't necessary. {Goes over and stabs the sig with a kitchen knife} We are now serving sig steaks, compliments of turalisj.
Dyne 11-13-04, 03:42 PM	The Menu: Morning: Scrambled Sigs :P Lunch/Dinner: Chicken :chicken: Turkey :turkey: Beholder steaks :behold: Sig steaks :P Squid :coolcthul Soup Monkey Drinks: Beer Dwarven Ale Dragon Beer (not made out of dragons) :dragon: Desserts: Cookiees :cookie: Pumpkin Pie :pumpkin: Current Special: Monkey Current Patrons: Demonfey, Fey'ri :mage: Dyne, Elf Wizard/Fighter :fight!: Turalisj, Bronze Dragon :dragon: King of Evil, ??? :confused: A Drow :shifty: A lot of fire elementals :mage: @Turalsij: TURN OUT THAT SIG!!!!!
Solmund 11-13-04, 05:30 PM	*walks in with his celestial falcon on his left shoulder, his sorcerer's staff in his right hand and his left hand resting on his adamantine longsword* hello, how much for a beholder steak?
Dyne 11-13-04, 05:41 PM	"Now, where did our barkeep go. I only cook the food, I have no idea what it costs. One Beholder Steak coming up!" He slaps a steak on the fryer. "Bob, can you heat up that Beholder Steak? Thanks a million." He turns back to the customer. "Anything else?" EDIT: Dyne blasts away his sig with a fireball.
Solmund 11-13-04, 05:48 PM	yes, do you have any elven wine? oh, and do you know any bronze dragons? the one i'm looking for has a taste for drow.
Dyne 11-13-04, 05:52 PM	oh, and do you know any bronze dragons? the one i'm looking for has a taste for drow. "That sounds like Turalisj. He should be around here somewhere. He's a Bronze Dragon, and he drank up our reserves of Drow blood." yes, do you have any elven wine? "Let me check the storage." He goes down into the basement and starts rummaging through stuff. "Yep, we have fine elven wine. I'll pour some up for you." He pours the fine elven wine into a glass for Solmund.
Demonfey 11-13-04, 05:56 PM	Sorry I'm late. I just went out to try and negotiate a way out of a guild war. Beholder steaks are 20 gp per pound, and fine elven wine is 50 gp a glass. Who are you associated with?
Solmund 11-13-04, 06:01 PM	*looks at the half elf, half fiend* mainly myself. but i do spells for anyone who needs them and am quite a collector of artifects. turalisj said he would meet me here but i have yet to see him. *hands demonfey 140 gp* 2 cups of elf wine and two beholder steaks. i'm not a light eater.
Demonfey 11-13-04, 06:13 PM	Great. {Takes out a couple of wine glasses and pours both full of wine, before putting them down. He then takes out two steaks and a wide piece of metal, and after placing the steaks on, proceeds to cook them on the heated metal. He has Dyne season them, and then puts both on a large plate.} Buon appetite!
Solmund 11-13-04, 06:18 PM	thanks *looks at the steaks* i didnt order rare! owell *casts delayed fired ball on the steaks* there we go!
Demonfey 11-13-04, 06:21 PM	You now must pay a fine of 500 gp, because only workers are allowed to cast spells or use psionics of any sort in the inn, unless it has practical use, such as changing form to sit down.
Dyne 11-13-04, 06:40 PM	"I just got back from the Library of the Council of Archmages. I'm the Librarian, so I had to make some updates. Solmund, only employees are allowed to do magic in the Blue Lizard Inn. Demonfey, we never decided on a fine. And this is his first time here. Give him a warning. If you continue to use magic here, you could become banned forever. The other employees take that rule very seriously." The Elf then walks back over to his giant cooking pot and continues to stir the Monkey Stew. "Our current special is: Monkey Stew!" Also, remember to turn your signatures off in the Blue Lizard Inn. If you didn't know, every time you post there's a checkbox below the Submit Reply button for Show Your Signature. Make sure the box is not checks before you submit.
Demonfey 11-13-04, 06:44 PM	I fined him because he accidentally incinerated some of the stools.
Solmund 11-13-04, 06:45 PM	You now must pay a fine of 500 gp, because only workers are allowed to cast spells or use psionics of any sort in the inn, unless it has practical use, such as changing form to sit down. *hands demonfey 520 gp* keep the change. oh, and i was just correcting the error your chef made so :pbbbtt:
Demonfey 11-13-04, 06:48 PM	Now, now, there's no need for that. Here you go {hands back 20 gp.} You just had to tell me, and I would have corrected it. Here is some silverware.
Solmund 11-13-04, 06:51 PM	thank you. *starts eating one of the beholder steak, the falcon starts eating the other*
Dyne 11-13-04, 06:54 PM	i was just correcting the error your chef made so "I would just like to point out that is was Demonfey that made that error with your food. I'm still cooking some Beholder Steaks." :P
Demonfey 11-13-04, 07:11 PM	How many times do I have to say it? I am a cook, bartender, and oven.
BronzeBeard 11-13-04, 07:15 PM	Hey all, It's been a week, but hey I'm still here. Dyne, are you sure I hired you? I don't recall that but what the heck. If you weren't hired then you hereby hired as a cook's (Demonfey) assistant. about the sigs - I do not hate sigs. They are (often) useful and many important links are found within one. BUT!: sigs take space, even one line. Please note that this thread, in a span of no more than a month, has gained 200 posts. That's a :cencored: lot. If each post had another line (the sig) than instead of 7 pages we would have something like 14 pages. Now, I can't tell everyone what to do and there's no point on running after guys that leave their sigs on (like turalisj, that have kept his sig on many times) I just lack the ability to force people to turn off the sigs and also think it is unwise to make this thread as a primery sigs-haters thread. I just hope that sigs such as thasis's one wont disturebed us any longer. As for the IFG - I do not bane all IFG disscusions I just don't want the inn to become IFG's part of the game, as I have already heard sils intensions about my inn, disscusions are aloud but not any in-game activity. I've added this to the opening post:Remember that: The "Blue Lizard" inn is not, had not and will never be part of the IFWG. Discussions about the game are approved but the inn is not in the actual play. Since people would be more interested in a place if there were more people there, I cast an illusion that made the inn seem crowded. [i] you think? more than one of my more wealthy customers prefer the quiet inns and the solitude they provide. Do NOT do that again or I'll have to sack you and give turalisj premission to eat you. and we don't want that to happen are we? :smirk: EDIT: Anyone wanted scrambled sigs? We have a fresh supply. ;) Sounds delicios, give'em one here. By the way, I want us to make an ordinary menu for the inn's resturant: lets see, we have: scrambled sigs, a suspicious pile of monkeys at the basement, a contrabend shipment of drow blood, dwarven common ale, elvish common wine, unfortunatly I had run out of beholder steaks. will have to improvise
Solmund 11-13-04, 07:21 PM	hey bronzey, about the sigs, your sig is showing! :P
BronzeBeard 11-13-04, 07:38 PM	*looks around frantickly* where sigs? where? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggg!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dyne 11-13-04, 08:27 PM	Dyne, are you sure I hired you? I don't recall that but what the heck. If you weren't hired then you hereby hired as a cook's (Demonfey) assistant. I am no assistant.... Do NOT do that again or I'll have to sack you and give turalisj premission to eat you. and we don't want that to happen are we? No need to make threats. Sounds delicios, give'em one here. Hold on I'm only the ASSISTANT, I have to wait until the REAL COOK, Demonfey, gets here so I can ASSIST him. By the way, I want us to make an ordinary menu for the inn's resturant I've already done that. I posted it a couple posts ago, and it's been updated several times so it's current. The Menu: Morning: Scrambled Sigs Lunch/Dinner: Chicken Turkey Beholder steaks Sig steaks Squid Soup Monkey Drinks: Beer Dwarven Ale Dragon Beer (not made out of dragons) Elven Wine Drow Blood Desserts: Cookiees Pumpkin Pie Current Special: Monkey Just updated it again.
Demonfey 11-13-04, 08:31 PM	You have been promoted to secondary chef. You cook when I am not here and you are here, I need help, or you just feel like it.
BronzeBeard 11-13-04, 08:40 PM	well he's the chef after all - now start working!!
turalisj 11-13-04, 10:09 PM	*walks down stairs and yawns* i heard someone was looking for.....Solmund! but....what are you doing here! oh no! the staff! i completly forgot! *runs back upstairs*
Dyne 11-13-04, 10:40 PM	well he's the chef after all Huh? Were you talking about me or Demonfey? - now start working!! "Uh, right away Sir!" Begins frantically searching for sigs, then starts cooking and scrambling them with a shaking hand. "Uh, here you are Sir! Uh, I hope there up to your standards, Sir, 'cause, uh, you're the Boss afterall!" He then cowers in a corner while BronzeBeard tastes the scrambled sigs.
Demonfey 11-13-04, 11:33 PM	I want to know what each of you is expecting this to be like, mainly how the combat system will work.
Droga 11-13-04, 11:34 PM	I was thinking normal dnd. You know, initiative, attack rolls... the same rules our characters are based on...
Dyne 11-13-04, 11:34 PM	I want to know what each of you is expecting this to be like, mainly how the combat system will work. If you're referring to the IFWG, I expect the combat system to be exactly the same as D&D. Oh, you're talking about the fight between me and Droga. I expect it to be the same as D&D, but maybe not using a grid system. EDIT: Let's try to discuss this in one place, shall we? I don't want to have to shuffle between three different threads.
Demonfey 11-13-04, 11:38 PM	Droga, TURN YOUR SIG OFF. THIS IS ONE OF THE RULES OF THE BLUE LIZARD INN.
Droga 11-13-04, 11:39 PM	Hey, your the one that asked me to show up here. So its your fault. :p
Dyne 11-13-04, 11:39 PM	Droga pointed out that Orcy is on-line currently. Perhaps someone should PM him about the arena match, or just start a thread for the Arena and hope he sees it. EDIT: Orcy just replied to the Sovereign Throne thread. It looks like he noticed us.
Sssargoth 11-13-04, 11:41 PM	Droga, TURN YOUR SIG OFF. THIS IS ONE OF THE RULES OF THE BLUE LIZARD INN. Think of it this way. Fresh ingrediants for scrambled sigs. :cool:
turalisj 11-14-04, 12:16 AM	hey bronze, can i host my birthday party here?
Demonfey 11-14-04, 12:22 AM	How often does one of us have to say it to you, turalisj? Turn off your sig.
turalisj 11-14-04, 12:26 AM	its not on!
Dyne 11-14-04, 11:09 AM	its not on! Yes, it is. Maybe your settings have all signatures turned off, so you can't see it; but trust us, your signature is on.
turalisj 11-14-04, 11:22 AM	actually i have it so i dont see any signatures :P *starts putting up balloons for his party* hey dyne, arent you going to give the bronze dragon a birthday cake?
Dyne 11-14-04, 11:39 AM	actually i have it so i dont see any signatures :P Your sig is still on. *starts putting up balloons for his party* hey dyne, arent you going to give the bronze dragon a birthday cake? When's your birthday? I may not have any gold left to buy a cake, I'm having to spend it on the battle with Droga. I need a few items, you see. Anyway, happy birthday, and if I die in the battle, you have my permission to eat what's left of my corpse.
turalisj 11-14-04, 11:42 AM	today. my party is going to be in about 5 hours. (6:00 central time)
Demonfey 11-14-04, 04:42 PM	And so I say "Let them eat cake"! {A banquet table full of cakes appears.} Here's a gift, from me! {Opens a bag of holding, and pulls out a keg's worth of blood.} It's Drow blood! I got a new friend of mine to get some for me, as soon as I heard it was your birthday!
Dyne 11-14-04, 05:13 PM	Here's a gift, from me! {Opens a bag of holding, and pulls out a keg's worth of blood.} It's Drow blood! I got a new friend of mine to get some for me, as soon as I heard it was your birthday! The Drow that has been sitting quietly in a corner raises an eyebrow as Demonfey brings out the keg of Drow blood. :mad: "The destruction of my people for their blood has gone on too long. You take our blood, then I shall steal yours!" The Drow pulls down his hood and opens his mouth, revealing the long fangs of a Vampire. EDIT: Come on, there has to be a good font here somewhere.... There we go.
Demonfey 11-14-04, 05:21 PM	Why? I asked a drow vampire to obtain it for me. Also, trying to bite my neck would be a fatal mistake on your part, because I am an elemental savant of fire. I promise you, none of your people were killed in the harvesting of this blood.
Dyne 11-14-04, 05:24 PM	Dyne, recovering at the inn from his latest rounds in the Arena with Droga, sees the Vampire threaten the inhabitants of the inn. He jumps in front of the Vampire and stabs its head with his sword. "Die fiend!" The Vampire bursts into a cloud of smoke, slowly blowing out the window because of the air circulation. "Hate those things. I've run into them before; always had nasty surprises for me. And none of them seemed to want to die; they always kept coming back. Oh well, happy birthday Turalisj. When I win the fight against Droga, I'll use some of the winnings to buy you something nice."
Demonfey 11-14-04, 05:55 PM	Dyne, he was just ****** off because I gave turalisj a keg of drow blood. It's not like he could have really hurt me, anyway. EDIT: Wow. I was censored.
Dyne 11-14-04, 06:01 PM	Dyne, he was just ****** off because I gave turalisj a keg of drow blood. It's not like he could have really hurt me, anyway. "What do you expect? Vampire hunting and fighting evil are what I do when I'm not working at the Council of Archmages. Besides, it's not like we've seen the last of him. Vampires have a nasty habit of coming back."
Demonfey 11-14-04, 06:07 PM	{Pulls out a gem and sucks the vampire's soul into it} This one won't be coming back any time soon, now. Also, since you fight evil, then doesn't that mean you want to fight me?
Dyne 11-14-04, 06:40 PM	{Pulls out a gem and sucks the vampire's soul into it} This one won't be coming back any time soon, now. Also, since you fight evil, then doesn't that mean you want to fight me? "The Vampire's already gone. Besides, Vampires don't have souls." That Vampire is my character from the Risen Dead Foundation, by-the-way. "I've had no reason to fight you thus far. We actually work well together: the only difference we have is on the Good vs. Evil axis."
turalisj 11-14-04, 07:01 PM	The Drow that has been sitting quietly in a corner raises an eyebrow as Demonfey brings out the keg of Drow blood. :mad: "The destruction of my people for their blood has gone on too long. You take our blood, then I shall steal yours!" The Drow pulls down his hood and opens his mouth, revealing the long fangs of a Vampire. EDIT: Come on, there has to be a good font here somewhere.... There we go. hmmm, i'll have to post guards to make sure no more vampires come here....
Demonfey 11-14-04, 08:14 PM	"The Vampire's already gone. Besides, Vampires don't have souls." Correction. The body was gone. The soul tends to linger after the death for a few minutes. Also, the undead have souls. Quite a few are known for being souls, if you think about it. What makes you say they don't?
Dyne 11-14-04, 08:27 PM	Correction. The body was gone. The soul tends to linger after the death for a few minutes. Also, the undead have souls. Quite a few are known for being souls, if you think about it. What makes you say they don't? I know a lot about Vampires and the rules for them in D&D. I don't want to say everything because it will ruin some surprises in the near future (especially in the Underdark mystery), but just trust me that you didn't catch the Vampire's soul in your little gem. As for Vampires not having souls, I watch too much Angel (the Vampire with a Soul). "Most undead are mindless automatons. Only the body was reanimated, the mind and spirit are long gone. The few undead that are actually intelligent have no souls, which is why they go insane and are always evil (besides being animated by negative energy and witnessing the horrors of death and undeath). Undead have no souls, only bodies and sometimes minds."
Demonfey 11-14-04, 08:34 PM	I'm going to tell you a little secret, Dyne. That's what people say about me and those related to fiends, and yet we have souls. I have had enemies that were vampires before, and they most certainly had souls. Now, I keep them in gemstones. As to why they are in gemstones, I say "Why not?"
Dyne 11-14-04, 09:21 PM	I'm going to tell you a little secret, Dyne. That's what people say about me and those related to fiends, and yet we have souls. I have had enemies that were vampires before, and they most certainly had souls. Now, I keep them in gemstones. As to why they are in gemstones, I say "Why not?" Gemstones... reminds me of soul gems from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. Some sources say Vampires don't have souls, some sources say they do. I have no idea what D&D says on that (since I've never heard of soul-catching gemstones). Nevertheless, when you look at your gemstone, you see that the Vampire is not there. Fiends are a totally different matter. They have souls, just EVIL souls.
Demonfey 11-14-04, 09:38 PM	Dyne, the spell doesn't allow you to see the soul, but the caster feels a power surge from a success.
Dyne 11-14-04, 09:40 PM	Dyne, the spell doesn't allow you to see the soul, but the caster feels a power surge from a success. What's the good of trapping the soul if you don't get to see it swim around in the gem? Nevertheless, you don't feel the power surge, and that disturbs you.
Demonfey 11-14-04, 09:49 PM	Dyne, enough's enough. If you want the soul back into the open, here. {Crowley breaks the gem. A dark thing flits out, and disappears.} Now there isn't a soul in the gemstone. Happy? Also, that proves that there was a soul in there.
Dyne 11-14-04, 11:15 PM	Dyne, enough's enough. If you want the soul back into the open, here. {Crowley breaks the gem. A dark thing flits out, and disappears.} Now there isn't a soul in the gemstone. Happy? Also, that proves that there was a soul in there. [sigh] Demonfey, you might want to read up on Vampires in D&D, and you might realize what I was talking about. As a DM, let me describe things to you: The Drow that has been sitting quietly in a corner raises an eyebrow as Demonfey brings out the keg of Drow blood. The Drow says: "The destruction of my people for their blood has gone on too long. You take our blood, then I shall steal yours!" The Drow pulls down his hood and opens his mouth, revealing the long fangs of a Vampire. Demonfey says: "Why? I asked a drow vampire to obtain it for me. Also, trying to bite my neck would be a fatal mistake on your part, because I am an elemental savant of fire. I promise you, none of your people were killed in the harvesting of this blood." Suddenly, Dyne jumps in front of the Vampire and stabs its head with his sword. Dyne says: "Die fiend!" The Vampire bursts into a cloud of smoke, slowly blowing out the window because of the air circulation. Dyne says: "Hate those things. I've run into them before; always had nasty surprises for me. And none of them seemed to want to die; they always kept coming back. Oh well, happy birthday Turalisj. When I win the fight against Droga, I'll use some of the winnings to buy you something nice." Demonfey says: "Dyne, he was just ****** off because I gave turalisj a keg of drow blood. It's not like he could have really hurt me, anyway." Dyne says: "What do you expect? Vampire hunting and fighting evil are what I do when I'm not working at the Council of Archmages. Besides, it's not like we've seen the last of him. Vampires have a nasty habit of coming back." As Demonfey pulls out a gem and attempts to suck the vampire's soul into it, he says: "This one won't be coming back any time soon, now. Also, since you fight evil, then doesn't that mean you want to fight me?" Dyne replies: "The Vampire's already gone. Besides, Vampires don't have souls." Demonfey waits for the usual power surge to indicate success, but he doesn't feel it. He finds this odd, since he knows for a fact that a soul lingers in an area after the creature dies. He ponders this for a moment, confused by it. *BIG CLUE FOR FIGHTING VAMPIRES: Vampires are rarely what they appear to be, in more ways than one. Now, I wasn't just being sore because you caught my character in a gem. That's great, I'd encourage you to keep him. But, your attempt to catch his soul in a gem failed. Read up on Vampires in the Monster Manual or in the SRD and you'll see what I mean. **BIG CLUE FOR THE UNDERDARK MYSTERY**
Demonfey 11-15-04, 03:23 PM	Why does this keep happening?
Demonfey 11-15-04, 03:23 PM	Eh. Too late now. Besides, I do believe that vampires cannot drink concentrated flame.
turalisj 11-15-04, 05:05 PM	*strikes the vampire with his +5 holy bastard sword*
Dyne 11-15-04, 05:22 PM	*strikes the vampire with his +5 holy bastard sword* He's already gone! Nevermind the Vampire. If you want to learn more about them, look them up in the Monster Manual or in the SRD. It tells about their abilities and how to defeat them. It will help in the Underdark Murder Mystery, since it's likely we'll all have to face at least one. *Changes subject* So, Turalisj, yesterday was your birthday right? Well happy late birthday. Weren't you gonna have your party here in the Blue Lizard Inn?
turalisj 11-15-04, 05:28 PM	ya, but no one showed.... :(
Dyne 11-15-04, 05:35 PM	I was here, and so was Demonfey, we just might have been a little late.
BronzeBeard 11-15-04, 08:01 PM	hey bronze, can i host my birthday party here? Congratulations of your birthday (I think you'r also refering to your real life, aren't ya?). Anyway, you have my premission to use my inn as a place for your birthday - anvite anyone you want to come, ask the cooks for mending you something special and you may also host your friends in the upper rooms (but not the sweet, it's reserved). When's your birthday? I may not have any gold left to buy a cake, I'm having to spend it on the battle with Droga. I need a few items, you see. Anyway, happy birthday, and if I die in the battle, you have my permission to eat what's left of my corpse. Take is exactly what I didn'y wanted to have here. Your refering to the IFWG's as if it were really affecting things here. I don't what happenes to your character if you die out there (in the games, in a case you use the same character for both places, I for one do not do so) you are still my god damn employee. Dyne, recovering at the inn from his latest rounds in the Arena with Droga, same...
Solmund 11-15-04, 08:19 PM	:rofl: here turalisj, you'll like it *hands the dragon a card with an animated picture on it, the picture is a drow walking by a bar with the name blue lizard inn on it and then a bronze dragon sticking its head out and devouring the drow* ;)
Dyne 11-15-04, 08:42 PM	Don't worry, BronzeBeard. If I die in the deathmatch, I have a clone in which I can come back in. I'll still work here, since it'll still be my soul, and essentially it'll still be me.
Solmund 11-15-04, 08:45 PM	hmm.... *goes outside and teleports away* *teleports back outside 1 hour later* alright, your clone now has mithril bones and an amulet of +5 spell resistence gafted into him. think of it as a gift.
Dyne 11-15-04, 08:55 PM	hmm.... *goes outside and teleports away* *teleports back outside 1 hour later* alright, your clone now has mithril bones and an amulet of +5 spell resistence gafted into him. think of it as a gift. Hmmm. I'm not sure if I'm allowed that, unless your paying for it with your character's funds (your character from the IFWG). If so, post that in the Half-Elven Foundation, that's where they're making me a clone (not yet, though. I may not need a clone, so I wouldn't want you to waste gold on it).
Solmund 11-15-04, 08:58 PM	hmm, good idea. and yes it is my own funds. i found turalisj's cave not too long ago, i teleported away with 50 pounds of platinum. but if you dont need it now, you will later, cause i want to challenge your spot as archmage of war. :D
Demonfey 11-15-04, 09:43 PM	You have to challenge me first. I don't want the spot, but the only way you could win is if you can beat someone stronger.
Dyne 11-15-04, 09:52 PM	but if you dont need it now, you will later, cause i want to challenge your spot as archmage of war. Heh heh heh. It's only a domain, it doesn't carry any benefits besides people calling me Archmage of War. Why do you want it so badly? Is it worth risking your life for?
Demonfey 11-15-04, 09:56 PM	Is it also worth fighting an epic mage?
Solmund 11-15-04, 10:20 PM	You have to challenge me first. I don't want the spot, but the only way you could win is if you can beat someone stronger. alright then, is your character sheet finished?
Demonfey 11-16-04, 03:31 PM	One of the shard personalities (weaker identities of himself with their own lives) and the main body are done. The main body is epic. Which one of the two do you want to fight?
BronzeBeard 11-16-04, 05:52 PM	.. :nonono: ..
Demonfey 11-16-04, 06:23 PM	.. :nonono: .. What?
turalisj 11-16-04, 06:30 PM	we are olny allowed level 15 characters. i cant use my dragon form in the game because his ecl is around 30.
BronzeBeard 11-16-04, 07:04 PM	What? I mean - that what I didn't want to ahve at my blue lizard, but as long as it is conversing stuff I will not stop you.
Dyne 11-16-04, 07:09 PM	A ghost glides into the inn. You realize that it is the ghost of the late Dyne, who died yesterday in a battle against Droga. "Well, I guess it's obviously what happened in my deathmatch. But, no worries. I can still cook and do all that. I can still use magic." With that, he glides through the wall to the kitchen, and begins cooking up some food. Sorry BronzeBeard, I couldn't resist. I think I'm gonna enjoy roleplaying a ghost for a while. Anyway, as a ghost, I have telekinesis at will, and I still have access to all my spells, so I can still cook just as well.
turalisj 11-16-04, 07:15 PM	hmmm.....well, i'm next for the fight. dyne, your clone is complete so go to the half elf foundation or where wever now. he has magic/10DR with the implanted amulet. he also has adamantine grafts in his bones. can you start building a clone for me when you get there? i might not last. if you do can you gaft adamantine to him? oh, and it will have to be a bronze dragon clone..
BronzeBeard 11-16-04, 07:48 PM	A ghost glides into the inn. You realize that it is the ghost of the late Dyne, who died yesterday in a battle against Droga. "Well, I guess it's obviously what happened in my deathmatch. But, no worries. I can still cook and do all that. I can still use magic." With that, he glides through the wall to the kitchen, and begins cooking up some food. Sorry BronzeBeard, I couldn't resist. I think I'm gonna enjoy roleplaying a ghost for a while. Anyway, as a ghost, I have telekinesis at will, and I still have access to all my spells, so I can still cook just as well. NO DYNE NO!!! You will not have your IFWG actions affecting the inn! If your avater had died in fight then fine but once it's in this inn then it flesh and bone back!!! you will not play this IN HERE!!
Demonfey 11-16-04, 08:22 PM	hmmm.....well, i'm next for the fight. dyne, your clone is complete so go to the half elf foundation or where wever now. he has magic/10DR with the implanted amulet. he also has adamantine grafts in his bones. can you start building a clone for me when you get there? i might not last. if you do can you gaft adamantine to him? oh, and it will have to be a bronze dragon clone.. That was my work. That is the first and foremost reason that I made an epic character. That means he can clone people and whatnot, allowing more chances to roleplay a character. Also, I wasn't going to fight Solmund in here, but rather wanted to make sure he understood what he would have to do to get the title of Archmage of war.
thasis 11-16-04, 08:30 PM	"So who's here and what are we talking about?"
Demonfey 11-16-04, 08:33 PM	Thasis, would you please turn off your long ass sig?
BronzeBeard 11-16-04, 08:33 PM	my workers, but there just gibbering. so I'm off to bed.
thasis 11-16-04, 08:39 PM	"Well I'm in here now. I'll take over the Bar untill you wake. I'll make sure no hooligans come and trash things". He then pores himeself some ale and walks over to a table.
Demonfey 11-16-04, 08:40 PM	So thasis, anything new going on?
thasis 11-16-04, 08:42 PM	"Just going to post my Evil Character. He's a skygee cleric/master of shrouds. He's pretty cool. What you up to"
Demonfey 11-16-04, 08:46 PM	Nothing much. I want to try an experiment involving a clone of Droga, to see if it is possible to do things like transfer your sentience into a new body with a spell. Since you want to go skygge, I could even use your help. I want to use a skygge because the body seems different enough from known beings to be a good basis on what can and can't be done.
Dyne 11-19-04, 12:37 AM	An Elf walks into the inn. He wears Emerald Green robes, but he seems to carry no possessions with him. "I'm back everyone. Got a body back, so I don't have to be a ghost. BronzeBeard, get me the best non-alcoholic drink you have."
thasis 11-19-04, 09:21 AM	"Hello Dyne. It's nice to see yah. Hows it going with the new body and all?"
Demonfey 11-19-04, 03:03 PM	Which one did you inhabit, anyway? The one altered by Solmund, or the untouched one? I'll take the other one, so that the Half Elf foundation will only owe me for one. That is, unless they let me back into the foundation. {As he says this, his tail picks up a bottle of juice and pours it into a glass. He hands the glass over to Dyne.}
Dyne 11-19-04, 06:05 PM	Which one did you inhabit, anyway? The one altered by Solmund, or the untouched one? I'll take the other one, so that the Half Elf foundation will only owe me for one. That is, unless they let me back into the foundation. {As he says this, his tail picks up a bottle of juice and pours it into a glass. He hands the glass over to Dyne.} *He drinks down the glass of juice in one gulp* "I took the unaltered one. I question the methods Solmund used to obtain the money required for those enhancements, and I question the enhancements themselve. I have nothing against Solmund, but I have no idea what experience he has in cloning and such. You were never kicked out of the foundation. And I'll take another glass, but put something else in it, something new." EDIT: An old Jedi runs into the room with an ignited lightsaber. "Die fiend!" he shouts, and cuts Dyne's signature into little bits. He then leaves in as much a hurry as he arrived.
Demonfey 11-19-04, 08:41 PM	Sil threw me out using telekinesis with the rest of the Guild of Ultimate Evil, so I just assumed that I had been exiled from the foundation. Besides, I am the ones who made the clones. Solmund just did some work afterwards. {Crowley gets a different type of juice, pours, and hands it to Dyne.}
BronzeBeard 11-19-04, 08:48 PM	{Crowley gets a different type of juice, pours, and hands it to Dyne.} Ya forgot tha cerry, always put tha carry, lad. :D
Demonfey 11-19-04, 08:53 PM	Ya forgot tha cerry, always put tha carry, lad. {Crowley smacks himself in the head.} Of course! The cherry! {He adds one quickly.}
Dyne 11-19-04, 09:51 PM	"Thanks." *gulps down another glass of juice* "I'm not sure if Solmund did all that within the rules of the IFWG, but then again, you didn't really either." :P "I'll back you up in the Half-Elven Foundation. I'll convince them to let you stay. And another drink. Don't we have anything besides juice that doesn't contain alcohol?!"
Demonfey 11-19-04, 09:59 PM	I thought that was what you asked for. We have all kinds of alcohol, including a few fine samples of elven wine, milk, juice, water, and other beverages.
Dyne 11-19-04, 10:09 PM	I thought that was what you asked for. We have all kinds of alcohol, including a few fine samples of elven wine, milk, juice, water, and other beverages. "What are these other beverages? And I'm hungry, too. I'm hungry for bacon, eggs, ham, and pancakes. I should add all that to the next menu...." By-the-way, BronzeBeard, is there a menu on the first page of the Blue Lizard Inn? It might be a good idea for easier reference.
Demonfey 11-19-04, 10:32 PM	Blood, magma, certain acids, Scumble, which has to be served in only a thimbleful, coffee, certain types of nutrients from rocks, and what I like to call UBER COFFEE. What exactly do you want?
Dyne 11-19-04, 10:36 PM	Blood, magma, certain acids, Scumble, which has to be served in only a thimbleful, coffee, certain types of nutrients from rocks, and what I like to call UBER COFFEE. What exactly do you want? "No thanks, Demonfey. I'm not trying to die (again). Just give me another glass of juice."
Demonfey 11-19-04, 10:48 PM	And what do you want to eat with that? Those were all beverages. Food is whatever's requested.
Dyne 11-19-04, 10:52 PM	And what do you want to eat with that? Those were all beverages. Food is whatever's requested. "I want a stack of pancakes 5 ft. high, several pounds of bacon, and a bunch of scrambled eggs." I'm not a light eater. ;)
Demonfey 11-19-04, 10:53 PM	Coming right up. {With that, he pours a cup of juice, sets that down with a cherry, and begins work on the order. Bob smiles} Nice to have you back, Dyne.
BronzeBeard 11-20-04, 09:08 AM	By-the-way, BronzeBeard, is there a menu on the first page of the Blue Lizard Inn? It might be a good idea for easier reference. I know, lad. I've started one but didn't managed to make it as I wanted so...
Dyne 11-21-04, 12:20 AM	Coming right up. {With that, he pours a cup of juice, sets that down with a cherry, and begins work on the order. Bob smiles} Nice to have you back, Dyne. "Thanks, Bob. How's the family these days? Anyway, it looks like business at the Blue Lizard Inn has slowed down...."
turalisj 11-21-04, 12:37 AM	*starts chopping vegitables with one of his daggers* :D
Demonfey 11-21-04, 12:40 AM	My family's great, Dyne. The kids have already gone to elemental college. Food's ready! {With that, he hands the food to Dyne.}
Xen155 11-21-04, 12:43 AM	An Elf wearing a bolaro hat a dark cloak sits down at a table Do you have any Barrison Del'Armgo #54 Heartwine?
BronzeBeard 11-21-04, 05:09 AM	dunno, maybe its under a different name in here.
Demonfey 11-21-04, 10:50 AM	We do have it somewhere. We deal in all the finest alcohols! And please don't forget to turn off your sigs.
Xen155 11-21-04, 01:58 PM	My apologies. I've looked all over for a comfortable place to sit, hear some excellent conversation, and sip my favorite wine. This appears to be the place.
Dyne 11-21-04, 02:03 PM	My family's great, Dyne. The kids have already gone to elemental college. Food's ready! {With that, he hands the food to Dyne.} :drool: *Begins chowing down on all the food he just ordered* While Dyne is eating, a group of three men enter the inn. Each of them is dressed similarly: two are wearing plate armor, the other is wearing a breastplate; all are wearing white surcoats with the crest of Cormyr (a purple dragon); all have bastard swords hanging in sheaths on their backs; the one with a breastplate has a composite longbow slung over his shoulder. "Greetings, I am Helm Dundragon, and this is Dorn Tallstag and Darvin Greycastle. We are Knights of the Purple Dragons, and we're looking for a place to stay. Our men have traveled a long way, and we need rest. I have more men waiting outside. Can we stay here? Do you have enough room to house us all?"
Demonfey 11-21-04, 06:30 PM	There are rooms to rent upstairs. Ask Bronzebeard for details. Just remember: No fighting in the inn, no magic or psionics, and no occurences from outside the inn should affect what occurs here.
Dyne 11-21-04, 06:42 PM	There are rooms to rent upstairs. Ask Bronzebeard for details. Just remember: No fighting in the inn, no magic or psionics, and no occurences from outside the inn should affect what occurs here. "Allright. By-the-way, there are 75 of us in total."
Demonfey 11-21-04, 06:48 PM	Fine. Just as long as none of you make any hostile actions towards me, we'll be fine.
BronzeBeard 11-21-04, 11:09 PM	"Allright. By-the-way, there are 75 of us in total." Hello there mites. We have three floors of rooms in total of 16 rooms and 2 suits. With adding some bunkets I think we could manage and we also have stable down nere the lake, ask Sebastian, he's down there in charge. So, what that will be?
Dyne 11-21-04, 11:12 PM	Hello there mites. We have three floors of rooms in total of 16 rooms and 2 suits. With adding some bunkets I think we could manage and we also have stable down nere the lake, ask Sebastian, he's down there in charge. So, what that will be? "Excellent. We have 75 men in all, each one with his own horse. We'll all need food, since I'm sure everyone is hungry from their long journey. Also, my men can set up the bunks, so don't worry about it."
BronzeBeard 11-21-04, 11:43 PM	"Excellent. We have 75 men in all, each one with his own horse. We'll all need food, since I'm sure everyone is hungry from their long journey. Also, my men can set up the bunks, so don't worry about it." K, but you still need to pay for those rooms. Here's the Keys (all of them) would you like to take the suits as well? (it cost at least triple than normal room). Food is under my supervision of my cook, Demonfey, ask him out.
Dyne 11-22-04, 12:07 AM	K, but you still need to pay for those rooms. Here's the Keys (all of them) would you like to take the suits as well? (it cost at least triple than normal room). Food is under my supervision of my cook, Demonfey, ask him out. "We'll pay for all the rooms, including the suites. Also, Demonfey, cook my men their dinners. They'll order what they want." With that, 72 men enter the inn, all chattering to one another, but acting rather civilly and not very loud considering their number. They all sit down at various spots in the inn and start order their food. "How much are those rooms, BronzeBeard? And let me know the total cost of the meals."
BronzeBeard 11-22-04, 12:51 AM	"We'll pay for all the rooms, including the suites. Also, Demonfey, cook my men their dinners. They'll order what they want." With that, 72 men enter the inn, all chattering to one another, but acting rather civilly and not very loud considering their number. They all sit down at various spots in the inn and start order their food. "How much are those rooms, BronzeBeard? And let me know the total cost of the meals." :eek: We'll need more chairs
turalisj 11-22-04, 07:24 AM	no problem..... *pulls out a whistle* *25 elves come in each carrying four chairs* my small little attack group..... *the elves race back out and each comes back with a table* thats 100 more chairs, and 25 more tables. :D
BronzeBeard 11-22-04, 07:34 AM	:shocked:
Xen155 11-22-04, 12:57 PM	This place has gotten busy very quickly, anybody up for a game of cards?
Demonfey 11-22-04, 03:27 PM	I'll need more elementals. Bob, can you ask some of your friends to come here? {Bob turns to him.} Sure, Crowley. Be back soon! {With that, Bob disappears. He reappears a few minutes later, with more elementals in tow} We're ready, sir!
turalisj 11-22-04, 05:18 PM	*one of the elves pulls out a deck of cards* *the elves begin playing amongst themselves*
Dyne 11-22-04, 05:24 PM	Dyne takes little note of the commotion around him, still enjoying to loads of food that he ordered. "BronzeBeard, how much are those rooms?" Helm, the leader of the Purple Dragons, inquires again.
turalisj 11-22-04, 05:29 PM	*the elves put the cards away and begin going outside and back in, each carrying a chest, finnally 25 chests are placed side by side*] oh, bronzey, can the skygge hunters buy the inn? i beleive this is enough..... *all of the chests open at the same time. each one is filled with platinum, except the last chest which has armor and weapons fit for a royal guard* :D
Droga 11-22-04, 05:30 PM	A voice whispers from the shadows. "Skygge hunters? Hunting Skygge is a very dangerous thing little beast. Do you think you are man enough?"
BronzeBeard 11-22-04, 05:37 PM	DROGA! No sigs! Dyne it will cost you start muffling under the beard (2 * 16 + 2 * 8 =) 48 gp a day. Not including food, ale and other entertainments.
Dyne 11-22-04, 05:42 PM	DROGA! No sigs! Dyne it will cost you start muffling under the beard (2 * 16 + 2 * 8 =) 48 gp a day. Not including food, ale and other entertainments. Actually, I was speaking for my character Helm. Purple text is for Helm, Red text is for Dyne. Wait, you turned off colors. Hmmm. Let me work something out.... "48 gp a day for 75 men. Not bad. We'll take them." says Helm Dundragon of the Purple Dragons of Cormyr. "Whoops, looks like I need to help cook." Dyne finishes eating and gets to work assisting Demonfey in the kitchen. EDIT: Allright, I think this will work for now. Words in BOLD are from Helm, words in ITALICS are from Dyne.
BronzeBeard 11-22-04, 05:55 PM	Actually, I was speaking for my character Helm. Purple text is for Helm, Red text is for Dyne. Wait, you turned off colors. Hmmm. Let me work something out.... You used purple and red? No way I had distuinguish the colors even if...
Demonfey 11-22-04, 07:59 PM	Droga, behave yourself while in here. Now, is there anything you want? {Thirty orders finish} Hey, Helm! Some food's ready! The rest will be a little longer.
Droga 11-22-04, 08:21 PM	Droga's form shifts out of the shadows. He shifts his form to that of a Maurezhi, a ghoul-like demon to avoid having his back pressed up against the celing for his stay. He looks over to Crowley and nods. "Just come to... examine the place. I may have others that need to eat later. But, as long as you ask... got half-elf?"
Dyne 11-22-04, 08:22 PM	Droga, behave yourself while in here. Now, is there anything you want? {Thirty orders finish} Hey, Helm! Some food's ready! The rest will be a little longer. "All right." Begins counted off a group of men. "All of you I selected, you have KP duty. Go help out in the kitchen and with getting the food out to everyone. You will get a special reward later for your service." The men he selected carry out his order, assisting in the cooking and distributing of food. EDIT: All right, I changed my posts. From now on, all posts in italics are from Dyne, of the Council of Archmages. All posts in bold are from Helm of the Purple Dragons. Hope that helps, BB.
Demonfey 11-22-04, 08:48 PM	What kind, Droga? If it's okay, I can probably spare some body mass and make Crowley steaks. Other than that, you'd be out of luck.
turalisj 11-22-04, 08:51 PM	just in case.... *2 elves wielding +5 holy shocking burst compostie longbows take up positions around droga* they will make sure you dont misbehave.
Dyne 11-22-04, 08:57 PM	just in case.... *2 elves wielding +5 holy shocking burst compostie longbows take up positions around droga* they will make sure you dont misbehave. Just a reminder: I have 75 men, all of them either Lawful Neutral, Neutral, Lawful Good, or Neutral Good. Several of them are Paladins, specializing at taking out creatures like Droga. The rest are just loyal followers of those Paladins, who wouldn't hesitate to destroy their enemies. In short: If Droga tries anything, he'll have an army to deal with.
Droga 11-22-04, 11:47 PM	"You elves may want to back off before I decide to eat you. Now put away your weapons. I wont hesitate to take your heads. I don't really need to eat Crowley, you should know that. But I may eat anyway if these dirty little swine don't back off. It will only be in self defence, you understand."
Xen155 11-23-04, 12:36 AM	As loud as a thounder clap you hear Xen's next word. Gentlmen! I belive the Ball is the appropriate place to throw threats at each other, not this fine inn with it's most excellent wine list.
BronzeBeard 11-23-04, 01:29 AM	Folks! Would you please calm down. Remember that we have special guarding arrangments and we have rules against fighting in the inn (including magic and psionics). Demonfey, what about that menu that you said you have created?
Xen155 11-23-04, 01:32 AM	Forgive me for my outburst Master Beard. :bow:
Demonfey 11-23-04, 07:54 PM	Here we go: The Menu: Morning: Scrambled Sigs Lunch/Dinner: Chicken Turkey Beholder steaks Sig steaks Squid Soup Monkey Drinks: Beer Dwarven Ale Dragon Beer (not made out of dragons) Desserts: Cookiees Pumpkin Pie Current Special: Monkey Now including the drinks: Blood (any) Magma Certain acids Scumble (has to be served in only a thimbleful) Coffee Certain types of nutrients from rocks UBER COFFEE Food is whatever you order, now.
Demonfey 11-24-04, 12:39 PM	Bronzebeard, when you opened this thread, did you have to get permission from someone? I'm thinking of opening a weapon/item shop.
BronzeBeard 11-24-04, 04:58 PM	Bronzebeard, when you opened this thread, did you have to get permission from someone? I'm thinking of opening a weapon/item shop. That depends, do you want to have it in the IFWGs? If you do, then you cannot create such a shop since only foundaion are allowed as organizations inside the IFWGs. I hade created (as I once said) this inn as of pure desire to host all of "The Guild House" forum members and posters without needing to have either something in common or the membership of such a foundation. And so, this inn is not part of the IFWGs: like those purple knights Dyne brought in was just a ***** without any reallity. means, for example, that he hasn't lost any gold when purchased the rooms. Frankly, no one looses any gold when coming in here since this place host your avatar - yourself - the actual member not some IFWG character.
Demonfey 11-24-04, 07:37 PM	I was thinking more along the lines of sell weapons and magic items to all sides. From there, who knows? Orcy brought up a good point about it in another thread, so I'm rethinking the idea.
Dyne 11-25-04, 09:35 PM	Demonfey, your sig. "Well, since it's Thanksgiving and all, I'm gonna do something special here at the Blue Lizard Inn." Dyne teleports away, and then teleports back a moment later with a group of turkeys. "Our special today is a classic Thanksgiving meal, with turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, cranberry sauce, and stuffing." Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :turkey: :turkey: :turkey: :turkey:
Demonfey 11-25-04, 11:58 PM	An don't forget the apple pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, cookies, apple crisp, and special, holiday only treats people's parents sometimes make.
Dyne 11-26-04, 12:05 AM	An don't forget the apple pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, cookies, apple crisp, and special, holiday only treats people's parents sometimes make. Of course I won't forget. It's just hard to remember everything at once. Basically, I'm making all the traditional foods of Thanksgiving. That is, if anyone actually orders it. :weep: Perhaps I was a little too late.
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-26-04, 12:32 AM	This is a very strange thread... :uh-huh: A hobgoblin with golden scales, vividly draconic features, and a huge greatsword walks through the door up to the counter. "I'll take the most alcoholic beverage you have, a dry rag, and a tindertwig.", he tells the barkeep.
Demonfey 11-26-04, 12:36 AM	Coming right up. You want to make a molotov cocktail, don't you. Can I ask who the target is?
Dyne 11-26-04, 12:36 AM	This is a very strange thread... :uh-huh: A hobgoblin with golden scales, vividly draconic features, and a huge greatsword walks through the door up to the counter. "I'll take the most alcoholic beverage you have, a dry rag, and a tindertwig.", he tells the barkeep. "No. I will not assist you in making a Molotov Cocktail." And turn off your sig. EDIT: Dang it, Demonfey beat me to it. So, who are you blowing up?
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-26-04, 12:42 AM	"Still gotta' decide that," Keld answers, "but first I gotta' figure out where the GoUE's windows are."
Xen155 11-26-04, 12:43 AM	Xen snorts into his wine.
Dyne 11-26-04, 12:43 AM	"Still gotta' decide that," Keld answers, "but first I gotta' figure out where the GoUE's windows are." "Can't argue with that." :D
Demonfey 11-26-04, 12:44 AM	{Upon hearing those words, Crowley halts his search.} You DO realize I'm a part of the GoUE, right?
Droga 11-26-04, 12:48 AM	Droga growls, rising up behind the goblin to his natural form. He places a claw on each side of him and roars. "Try it little swine, and I'll tear you apart. A foolish little beast you are..."
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-26-04, 12:48 AM	It wouldn't surprise me. But I was waiting on that. First I was going to cause a little havoc on the forum boards. :schemes:
Xen155 11-26-04, 12:49 AM	Xen bursts out in hysteric's HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Demonfey 11-26-04, 12:49 AM	ALL FIGHTS OUTSIDE!!!!!
Dyne 11-26-04, 12:51 AM	Droga growls, rising up behind the goblin to his natural form. He places a claw on each side of him and roars. "Try it little swine, and I'll tear you apart. A foolish little beast you are..." "Try that Droga, and you will have to face me and the other keepers of the Blue Lizard Inn. There is no violence allowed here."
Droga 11-26-04, 12:54 AM	Droga laughs loudly looking toward Dyne. "Now I know I've heard a line like that before. As I remember it, the result was your cold corpse lying on the arena floor."
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-26-04, 12:55 AM	"Who said I was fighting? And besides," the hobgoblin pulls out a large, official looking book, "it says in line six hundred forty-two, chapter forty-six of the quild forum rules that you can't refuse services such as beverages or other refreshments to someone in a public place due to a personal bias."
Dyne 11-26-04, 12:58 AM	"Who said I was fighting? And besides," the hobgoblin pulls out a large, official looking book, "it says in line six hundred forty-two, chapter forty-six of the quild forum rules that you can't refuse services such as beverages or other refreshments to someone in a public place due to a personal bias." "That book you quote is not official. Besides, that doesn't count the dry cloth and tindertwig." He turns to Droga. "Do you really believe yourself powerful enough to take on myself, Demonfey, Chosen of the Dark Sun, BronzeBeard, Turalisj, Thasis, and King of Evil at once?
Demonfey 11-26-04, 12:58 AM	You are lawful, right? Well, throwing a molotov cocktail through a window would be breaking laws against arson and destruction of guild property. And my comment was directed to Droga more than you.
Droga 11-26-04, 01:03 AM	"I have done nothing yet, save your threats for when something does happen. Currently, you are simply threatening me because you dislike me."
Demonfey 11-26-04, 01:05 AM	Actually, I said it because you were threatening to kill a customer, and I have to clean the inn after any fights in it.
Dyne 11-26-04, 01:06 AM	"I have done nothing yet, save your threats for when something does happen. Currently, you are simply threatening me because you dislike me." The Archmage of War sighs at Droga's arrogance and ignorance. "Have you not listened to Demonfey? It is against the rules of the Blue Lizard Inn to fight in here. If you violate this, you will be punished."
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-26-04, 01:07 AM	"I follow my own law, if I think the current ones are unjust.," Keld anwsers, "And look Dyne, it is official." As Dyne leans in to look, Keld snaps the book on the paladins nose and begins chuckling strangly to himself. He guickly sobers up, "Besides, I am attempting to do good by freeing the enslaved forum boards from the oppressive rule of WotC, and liberating a few alcoholic beverages while I'm at it. Besides, I am furthering the cause of good by blowing in the window of the GoUE. So are you going to serve me or not?"
Dyne 11-26-04, 01:09 AM	"I follow my own law, if I think the current ones are unjust.," Keld anwsers, "And look Dyne, it is official." As Dyne leans in to look, Keld snaps the book on the paladins nose and begins chuckling strangly to himself. He guickly sobers up, "Besides, I am attempting to do good by freeing the enslaved forum boards from the oppressive rule of WotC, and liberating a few alcoholic beverages while I'm at it. Besides, I am furthering the cause of good by blowing in the window of the GoUE. So are you going to serve me or not?" First off, this thread is an in-character place to relax. Here, there is no WotC. Second, Dyne is not a Paladin. He is a Wizard, and he just became a Verse Master. Bren and Helm are Paladins. All this damn confusion over my three different characters has prompted me to make an addition to my signature....
Demonfey 11-26-04, 01:10 AM	Yes, you'll get your drinks, but good through evil is still evil, just as evil through good is still good. Oh, and I made sure to have someone reinforce the windows with walls of force.
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-26-04, 01:11 AM	"Oh well." Keld sighs, "BUT I STILL WANT MY MOLOTOV COCKTAIL!" "And how is tossing a Molotov Cocktail into the GoUE an evil act? If stuff such as this were evil, the violence of the guild wars would be evil too." Keld stumble drunkenly out of the bar.
Demonfey 11-26-04, 01:13 AM	{With that, Crowley pulls out some ale and a rag. He then inserts the rag in the bottle and lights it on fire with his thumb.} Now drink it.
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-26-04, 01:18 AM	Keld walks calmly back into the bar, "Why are you holding a flaming bottle of alcohol?" he asks Crowley quizzically, "that can be really dangerous, you know."
Dyne 11-26-04, 01:19 AM	"I follow my own law, if I think the current ones are unjust.," Keld anwsers, This sounds more like chaotic than lawful.
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-26-04, 01:21 AM	"What sounds more chaotic than lawful?," Keld asks.
Demonfey 11-26-04, 01:26 AM	If you aren't going to drink it, then I will.
Dyne 11-26-04, 01:34 AM	If you aren't going to drink it, then I will. "AAAAAHHH! Run for your lives!"
BronzeBeard 11-26-04, 02:35 AM	Demonfey, your sig. "Well, since it's Thanksgiving and all, I'm gonna do something special here at the Blue Lizard Inn." Dyne teleports away, and then teleports back a moment later with a group of turkeys. "Our special today is a classic Thanksgiving meal, with turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, cranberry sauce, and stuffing." Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :turkey: :turkey: :turkey: :turkey: Although not a cristian (I'm a jew), I can't resist any reason to party: Dyne, fetch turalisj and go get some more tables and chairs from the werehouse on the back. Here's the key. *the big dwarf throws the key towards Dyne* Demonfey, check food supplys, I'de like to know if we have enought to fix dinner for tonights party. oh, and you know if those knights hjad checked out already? Anyone could get me any singers or bards band? P.S. Xen, try to remember to turn your sig's off. And no fights are allowed in here! Droga, Xen and Chosen - behave yourself or step out. Plus, this is no IFWG thread so...
Xen155 11-26-04, 02:42 AM	Xen looks around excitedly licking his lips in anticipation. I know a Bard who ocasionaly stops by, He goes by the name Gurney Halleck.
BronzeBeard 11-26-04, 02:53 AM	really? then invite him here. I'll see if I can hire him for the party. could you all make it to 5 GMT? that's when I think the party should start, invite people you know. (Don't forget to uncheck the sig's box for no-sigs at the inn.) *and with that the dwarf goes on with decorating the inside of the inn and arranging the tables to a round table with a place in the middle for food.*
Xen155 11-26-04, 02:59 AM	Xen begins using minor cantrips and the such to aid the stout dwaven Inn keeper. I shall attempt to get ahold of my most elusive friend I can be there!
Demonfey 11-26-04, 01:30 PM	{Crowley goes down to check. He returns a couple minutes later and drinks the molotav cocktail.} We have enough food for 100 people to have seconds with, even if all of them have appetites like Dyne's. :D I can also gate in more food, as we need it.
Dyne 11-26-04, 03:03 PM	"The Purple Dragons are still here." With that, you here the sound of galloping horse hooves, and several more knights enter the inn. "Sorry we're late," says the lead knight. They sit down with the other Purple Dragons. Dyne stares at the large numbers of Purple Dragons for a moment before going to the werehouse to fetch more tables and chairs.
Dyne 11-26-04, 03:30 PM	{Crowley goes down to check. He returns a couple minutes later and drinks the molotav cocktail.} Dyne takes cover behind the counter. The Purple Dragons, watching Crowley getting ready to drink the Molotov, all scramble out of the inn or take cover behind chairs and tables. The bottle reaches Crowley's lips, and the liquid begins to fall toward his mouth. A split second later, BOOOOOOOOOOOOM A huge explosion fills the inn with sound, and a huge fireball erupts from Demonfey.
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-26-04, 03:57 PM	Keld sits, unharmed by the fire, "So, what's happenin'?," he asks, "And your finest wine please."
Gurney Halleck 11-26-04, 07:48 PM	Gurney Halleck steps through the door of the establishment, with a strum from his baliset and a smile on his scarred face. With a deep bow to Xen, he shoulders his baliset. "You called, my friend?"
Droga 11-26-04, 07:51 PM	Droga turns, walking out of the bar. Possibly taking a peice of doorframe with him depending on the size of the door. He growls as he disappears into the shadows outside the building. Slipping off and out of the inn's area.
Xen155 11-26-04, 08:07 PM	As Xen enters the Blue Lizard, You can see the Question: What the hell happened here?!?! form on his lips. Instead he shakes his head. Gurney my man! How are you, Yes i suggest you speak to the Dwarf he know the whens and what fors.
turalisj 11-26-04, 08:07 PM	Dyne takes cover behind the counter. The Purple Dragons, watching Crowley getting ready to drink the Molotov, all scramble out of the inn or take cover behind chairs and tables. The bottle reaches Crowley's lips, and the liquid begins to fall toward his mouth. A split second later, BOOOOOOOOOOOOM A huge explosion fills the inn with sound, and a huge fireball erupts from Demonfey. *the skyge hunters are strewn about the inn, some of them with thier clothes partly burned off. turalisj seems to have teleported out, as he walks back in the tables and chairs turn back upright* um, demonfey, can you NOT drink explosives around here? having dimension slide is real handy, expecially when it comes to handling these kind of people.
Gurney Halleck 11-26-04, 08:19 PM	Gurney smiles as he shakes his friend's hand, then looks around at the chaos and simply nods with a sigh. So, I look for a dwarf? I suppose hes the keeper of this establishment, where might I find him? The dwarf's name is.. Bronzebeard, am I correct? If so, I've heard of him; nothing but good about him.
Xen155 11-26-04, 08:26 PM	Xen gives gurney the Atredies hand symbol for trustable and states. Yes the Dwarf goes by the name BronzeBeard, I always thought it was more of a redish color myself, he is indeed the owner of the inn.
Demonfey 11-26-04, 08:26 PM	That's the first time that ever happened.
Gurney Halleck 11-26-04, 08:33 PM	Gurney looks to Demonfey and laughs heartilly. Theres a first time for everything, my friend, especially when Gurney Halleck is about!
Demonfey 11-26-04, 08:39 PM	Yeah, but exploding after drinking alcohol?
Gurney Halleck 11-26-04, 08:43 PM	Gurney pauses for a second, then bursts into a fit of laughter. I'll have to write a song about this one!
Demonfey 11-26-04, 09:42 PM	{Crowley waves a hand, and the people are back on their feet and everything is as it was before the explosion.} Is everyone more or less okay?
turalisj 11-26-04, 10:03 PM	a bit sickend, but nothing worse then i've seen before....
Demonfey 11-26-04, 10:10 PM	If it helps, I'm as surprised as the rest of you.
Dyne 11-26-04, 10:33 PM	If it helps, I'm as surprised as the rest of you. "Surprised? You know what happens when you mix alcohol with fire. Especially Dragon Beer, the most alcoholic beverage we have here, with your body of fire."
turalisj 11-26-04, 10:35 PM	if that happens again demonfey, then you will be thrown out for trying to burn down the blue lizard inn.
Demonfey 11-26-04, 10:38 PM	That was normal beer. Like I would waste something that alcoholic on a molotov cocktail I wasn't using on someone else. Besides, they normally don't explode. Normally, it just ignites what it touches like burning oil out of a container. I work here, turalisj
Gurney Halleck 11-27-04, 12:27 PM	Gurney smiles widely, then heaves a deep breath. What a lot you all are, what a lot...
Demonfey 11-27-04, 01:06 PM	Yeah, we are, aren't we.
BronzeBeard 11-27-04, 05:35 PM	Gurney smiles as he shakes his friend's hand, then looks around at the chaos and simply nods with a sigh. So, I look for a dwarf? I suppose hes the keeper of this establishment, where might I find him? The dwarf's name is.. Bronzebeard, am I correct? If so, I've heard of him; nothing but good about him. You say you heard nothing good about him? *from the thick of his beard to the top of his head, the dwarf's face recieve the color of his beard - red blurish kinda a color* :headexplo Who's the wretched fella!! Who's the guy from thea abyss?? Who's the one to dare say such things on the skilled fighter, son of a legacy of brave warriors, highly appriciated kings? huh?
Xen155 11-27-04, 05:43 PM	Correction master Dwarf: He said her heard nothing BUT good about you. You really should take a lesson in complex sentences my short friend.
turalisj 11-27-04, 05:49 PM	settle down bronze beard, the arrow tips of my mens bows are coated with drow poison. if you do not settle down then i will have them knock you out for youre own good.
Dyne 11-27-04, 05:55 PM	BronzeBeard, you never added me to the list of employees. So, until then, no more cookiees! :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:
Xen155 11-27-04, 05:55 PM	Perhaps you should have your men put down their arms. Now.
Dyne 11-27-04, 05:57 PM	Perhaps you should have your men put down their arms. Now. Xen, your signature.
BronzeBeard 11-27-04, 06:12 PM	settle down bronze beard, the arrow tips of my mens bows are coated with drow poison. if you do not settle down then i will have them knock you out for youre own good. Are you threatening your own employee? Lad, you have some issues...
turalisj 11-27-04, 06:16 PM	heh, i'm just saying, i woulkdnt want to see bronze beard beat in a fight by anyone except me. :D *more elves walk in* more drinks pleaze.... *even more elves walk in* i think we are running out of room....
Dyne 11-27-04, 06:19 PM	heh, i'm just saying, i woulkdnt want to see bronze beard beat in a fight by anyone except me. :D *more elves walk in* more drinks pleaze.... *even more elves walk in* i think we are running out of room.... "You're darn right we're running out of room! Your damn sig is shoving my men up against the wall! Turn it off, or I'll chop it in half!" With that, he pulls out a fairly large sword.
Dyne 11-27-04, 06:20 PM	Are you threatening your own employee? Lad, you have some issues... Actually, you would be his employer. Turalisj is your employee.
turalisj 11-27-04, 06:26 PM	"You're darn right we're running out of room! Your damn sig is shoving my men up against the wall! Turn it off, or I'll chop it in half!" With that, he pulls out a fairly large sword. what type of sword is that?..... *pulls out his fullblade* :D
Dyne 11-27-04, 06:28 PM	what type of sword is that?..... *pulls out his fullblade* :D "Damn sig, quit moving around!" Bren begins chopping at Turalisj's signature as it moves around to different posts.
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-27-04, 06:30 PM	"Excuse me," Keld asks, "could I please get my wine before my troops arrive?"
Dyne 11-27-04, 06:33 PM	"Excuse me," Keld asks, "could I please get my wine before my troops arrive?" "Darn it! There's another one! These blasted sigs are practically popping out of people's ears!" Bren then begins swinging his bastard sword at Chosen of the Dark Sun's signature.
Chosen of the Dark Sun 11-27-04, 06:45 PM	What sig? I disabled it.
Dyne 11-27-04, 07:01 PM	What sig? I disabled it. I swear it was there when you first posted. Well, BronzeBeard, do I work here or not? If so, will you add me to the list of employees on the first page?
turalisj 11-27-04, 07:10 PM	if you need me i will be downstairs. my men have set up a teleportation circle down there and we will be testing it out. this is only so there is less traffic by way of the front door, that, and it is usable only to employees and the employer. *walks down to the basement*
BronzeBeard 11-27-04, 07:16 PM	First, CoDS, theres your wine. *hands out a fine, tall glass of wine to him* Well, BronzeBeard, do I work here or not? If so, will you add me to the list of employees on the first page? What job have you been assigned to, lad?
Dyne 11-27-04, 07:30 PM	First, CoDS, theres your wine. *hands out a fine, tall glass of wine to him* What job have you been assigned to, lad? Assistant Cook. Actually, Demonfey promoted me to something, but I can't remember. Something like Secondary Cook or something, so that I can cook when Demonfey isn't here or when I just feel like it.
Demonfey 11-27-04, 07:31 PM	Dyne's my helper in the kitchen. I think it's about time to expand... {With another wave of Crowley's hand, the building becomes larger, taller, and sturdier, without loosing its charm.} Ah, there we go. Now, here's a couple kegs of wine that are tapped. Start with those.
Dyne 11-27-04, 07:34 PM	Dyne's my helper in the kitchen. I think it's about time to expand... {With another wave of Crowley's hand, the building becomes larger, taller, and sturdier, without loosing its charm.} Ah, there we go. Now, here's a couple kegs of wine that are tapped. Start with those. "What do you want me to do with them?"
BronzeBeard 11-27-04, 07:42 PM	I've wroten you as a 'cook' so that you may cook whenever demonfey is not here. But I still want demonfey to run the kithcen as a first shef.
Demonfey 11-27-04, 07:48 PM	Begin serving drinks, Dyne. I'll go get some more kegs of booze. Your in charge of the kitchen until I get back. {With that, Demonfey goes downstairs to get more kegs.}
Dyne 11-27-04, 07:54 PM	Begin serving drinks, Dyne. I'll go get some more kegs of booze. Your in charge of the kitchen until I get back. {With that, Demonfey goes downstairs to get more kegs.} "Man, I'm no waiter. Oh well." Begins filling glasses with wine and taking them to the Purple Dragons. "About time!" some of them grumble. Demonfey, your sig.
Demonfey 11-27-04, 08:00 PM	{Demonfey comes back up, with six arms and six kegs.} We are also bartenders. Okay, who wants what!
Dyne 11-27-04, 08:04 PM	{Demonfey comes back up, with six arms and six kegs.} We are also bartenders. Okay, who wants what! "Demonfey, what happened to your arms? There are six of them!" The Purple Dragons get up and, in an orderly fashion, get in line for rum.
BronzeBeard 11-27-04, 08:09 PM	The Purple Dragons get up and, in an orderly fashion, get in line for rum. :eek:
Demonfey 11-27-04, 08:09 PM	Girallion's blessing spell. Don't worry, this is just temporary. It does make things easier, though. {He begins tapping and pouring ale, using three hands to tap and the other three to take care of holding the mugs. When they are all tapped, he just goes to filling mugs.} Want me to cast it on you, Dyne? It could help thin the line down considerably.
BronzeBeard 11-27-04, 08:17 PM	Say lads, have you registered your teammates and yourselfs to the foundation tourny? I've heard it's about to be quite something.
Dyne 11-27-04, 08:19 PM	Say lads, have you registered your teammates and yourselfs to the foundation tourny? I've heard it's about to be quite something. I have yet to really get any replies on it for the Council of Archmages. I'll bring it up in the Purple Dragons. I expect everyone will want to join in. It wouldn't be possible to have several teams of 3 for a single foundation, would it? I recently got several people to join, and I wouldn't want to exclude them.
turalisj 11-27-04, 08:20 PM	skygge slayers!!! start earning your pay!!! *all of the skygge slayers get up and start filling mugs, singing in draconic as they work* :D
Dyne 11-27-04, 08:22 PM	skygge slayers!!! start earning your pay!!! *all of the skygge slayers get up and start filling mugs, singing in draconic as they work* :D What are they saying? I understand Draconic (of course I would, I'm a Wizard). Oh, and turn off your sig.
Demonfey 11-27-04, 08:24 PM	Why are your men singing about chickens, Turalisj? I love putting people on the spot. It makes things much more interesting. Also, Crowley understands draconic flawlessly.
turalisj 11-27-04, 08:26 PM	What are they saying? I understand Draconic (of course I would, I'm a Wizard). Oh, and turn off your sig. its an ancient song about when they demons and devils will kill each other off, then the races of good(dwarves, elves, humans, etc) shall rise to thier peak. what sig?
BronzeBeard 11-27-04, 08:29 PM	skygge slayers!!! start earning your pay!!! *all of the skygge slayers get up and start filling mugs, singing in draconic as they work* :D ah! the noise. :ahem:
Demonfey 11-27-04, 08:31 PM	What we really could use is some of your hunters making a alcohol chain and bringing up more kegs. These are almost out.
Dyne 11-27-04, 08:33 PM	Actually, Humans are Neutral. "Demonfey, I could use a few extra arms."
turalisj 11-27-04, 08:34 PM	you heard him, make a chain down to the basement and bring up kegs. you! ya you, no stealin drinks....
Dyne 11-27-04, 08:34 PM	Experiment: Test Test Is it just me, or do the two words above, "test", look exactly the same?
turalisj 11-27-04, 08:45 PM	no, they dont.
Dyne 11-27-04, 08:47 PM	Let me try again. Let me try again. Hmmm. They're coming up the same to me, except the top one is a tiny bit bigger.
Demonfey 11-27-04, 09:08 PM	"Demonfey, I could use a few extra arms." Okay Just a second, people! {With that, he casts a spell. You feel a slight tingling sensation, and you sprout four more arms. Your clothes form new sleeves for them.} Remember, they work like your arms, so try to coordinate them with the opposite side.
BronzeBeard 11-28-04, 02:44 AM	Okay Just a second, people! {With that, he casts a spell. You feel a slight tingling sensation, and you sprout four more arms. Your clothes form new sleeves for them.} Remember, they work like your arms, so try to coordinate them with the opposite side. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'm a six handed freak!?!?!
Dyne 11-28-04, 02:49 AM	AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'm a six handed freak!?!?! "What? No, I'M a six-handed freak!"
Demonfey 11-28-04, 02:57 AM	I even had a quote, Bronzebeard.
BronzeBeard 11-28-04, 03:00 AM	"What? No, I'M a six-handed freak!" :mymy: :blush: :ahem: :waits: :shifty:
turalisj 11-28-04, 04:13 PM	*watches as his men sprout six arms* you think you could make this permament? :D
Demonfey 11-28-04, 07:28 PM	Not on all of them, but on a few. In any case, you have to learn how to get used to it before you can even consider using multiple weapons against a being. You can't use them to cast and attack, either.
BronzeBeard 11-29-04, 05:42 PM	Guyz, we have a new employee. Gurney Halleck that will provide the entertainment.
Gurney Halleck 11-30-04, 12:33 PM	Gurney smiles widely as he takes a bow. "I promise I'll keep ye all from ever knowing the meaning of boredom, but I'm sure I wont have any trouble with that, now will I?"
Demonfey 11-30-04, 07:58 PM	Knowing this place, you most assuredly won't.
Dyne 11-30-04, 08:00 PM	Knowing this place, you most assuredly won't. Probably not. There have already been a few explosions in here.
Demonfey 11-30-04, 08:10 PM	Probably not. There have already been a few explosions in here. Hey, I was responsible for that only one time...
turalisj 11-30-04, 08:27 PM	*starts hacking apart gurney's sig* fresh sig! coming in! :D
Demonfey 11-30-04, 08:36 PM	who Wants Sig Steaks?
Sssargoth 11-30-04, 09:03 PM	Probably not. There have already been a few explosions in here. not to mention being swarmed by ninjas, lobsters, and monkeys
Demonfey 11-30-04, 09:10 PM	We haven't had ninjas. If you dare summon any, then I will personally make you into roast dragon.
turalisj 11-30-04, 09:55 PM	hey dragy, can you actually come ground level and fight? not even droga kept to the air the entire fight.
Demonfey 11-30-04, 09:58 PM	{Crowley throws a knife into Turalisj's sig.} Turalisj, please remember to turn off your sig.
Sssargoth 11-30-04, 10:01 PM	hey dragy, can you actually come ground level and fight? not even droga kept to the air the entire fight. not with my AC and attack bonus. Its to the KO, so u dont have much if any to lose.
turalisj 11-30-04, 10:05 PM	not with my AC and attack bonus. Its to the KO, so u dont have much if any to lose. neither do you :mad:
BronzeBeard 12-01-04, 03:38 PM	not to mention being swarmed by ninjas, lobsters, and monkeys Yep, that's me inn ;)
Demonfey 12-01-04, 07:50 PM	It never gets dull, you have to admit.
Gurney Halleck 12-02-04, 08:57 PM	Hah, let us hope it stays that way!
Demonfey 12-02-04, 09:19 PM	{All the food is finally prepared, after quite a bit of cooking.} FOODS READY!
turalisj 12-02-04, 10:05 PM	mmm, food..... *as demonfey yells "food", elves flock to the tables and start punding on the table tops* i think they want food......
Demonfey 12-02-04, 10:12 PM	Thank god for telekinesis. {The plates lift off the counter and levitate to the table.} Eat up!
Sssargoth 12-02-04, 10:23 PM	*as demonfey yells "food", elves flock to the tables and start punding on the table tops* Elves? I didn't know this was a walk-in buffet! mmmmm.......
Demonfey 12-02-04, 10:32 PM	sssargoth, Get Out!!!!!
turalisj 12-02-04, 11:27 PM	*grabs sssargoth by the wings and tosses him outside.* *puts a sign up saying "no red dragons allowed"* :P if he comes back then he will become a pincusion for my elve's arrows. ;)
Demonfey 12-03-04, 02:55 PM	{Crowley takes the "no red dragons" sign down, and replaces it with a sign saying "Sssargoth not allowed."} My familiar is still here, turalisj.
Dyne 12-03-04, 06:02 PM	Elves? I didn't know this was a walk-in buffet! mmmmm....... As soon as the dragon speaks these words, all of the Purple Dragons quickly unsheathe their swords (or whatever weapon they have) and are ready in an instant to tear into Sssargoth. "Get out, fiend. These are our allies that you have insulted. We are sworn to protect them, and if you speak about harming them again, we will not show as much restraint."
BronzeBeard 12-04-04, 05:08 AM	You all hear grambles from the floor. there, on the boards, you see BB lying. He uses his axe to raise himself, then turns to the elves and start yelling in ancient dwarvish (also spitting)
Demonfey 12-04-04, 10:01 AM	{Crowley goes over and helps BronzeBeard up} Boss! Are you okay? What happened?
BronzeBeard 12-05-04, 02:05 AM	"ahhhhh" he screams "the blasted things! before a few seconds a heard call for launch and the next thing I know I'm being trampled by millions of elfs! and I find meself on the planks, legs and all!!! aarrgghh, the blasted things!!" :rant:
Demonfey 12-05-04, 02:06 AM	Sorry, boss.
Gurney Halleck 12-05-04, 02:57 AM	Gurney runs to BB's side, his rapier drawn and cautious eyes scanning the room "Y'allright boss?"
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-05-04, 03:08 AM	Gurgetar comes in, pushing his way through the elves, he grumbles and yells at them. The lich shoves and pushes them from side to side, paralyzing one that keeps getting in his way. "OUTTA MY WAY YA POINTY EARED FANCY PANTS FREAKS!" Gurgetar walks up to the counter setting his cage of hamsters on it. He looks at the people behind it and clears his dead throat. "Say, think I can get me some feed fer my Hamsters. They likes them greens and them there lil sunflower seeds."
grimclaw 12-05-04, 04:24 AM	Grimclaw quietly enters the inn and moves to a table against the back wall.As he seats himself,carefully putting his back to the wall,he signals for food and drink."Nothing that at any time has known the touch of an elf if you please,elven food and drink are vile and offer little of sustanance to me." While waiting for his food and drink he stares hard at the assembled herd of elves,the eye slots of his featureless silver mask glowing with electric blue energy.After a moment he turns his gaze into the fireplace and ignores those around him. :raincloud
BronzeBeard 12-05-04, 06:03 AM	Gurgetar, you have violated the code of rules of the inn by magicing that elf *pointing to the one paralyezed* magic is not aloowed inside the inn nor does sigs. ya'd better do well if ya don't me hammer in up yar arse.
grimclaw 12-05-04, 06:50 AM	Grimclaw looks up,"You mean that wasnt part of the entertainment?"He shrugs and goes back to observing the fire,privately convinced that little fire elves are dancing among the flames and laughing. :uh-huh: :confused:
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-05-04, 11:38 AM	Gurgetar, you have violated the code of rules of the inn by magicing that elf *pointing to the one paralyezed* magic is not aloowed inside the inn nor does sigs. ya'd better do well if ya don't me hammer in up yar arse. "That wasnt magic dwarf, that was natural. Elves freeze in fear when I come near the!" Gurgetar mumbles under his breath. "Or when I use my paralyzing touch.."
Demonfey 12-05-04, 11:43 AM	Greetings, Gurgetar. Here you go. {He puts down a bowl of sunflower seeds, and another bowl of lettuce.} Anything else?
grimclaw 12-05-04, 12:40 PM	I think I am being followed.Hamsters are haunting my dreams.And wheres my order?Anything non elven will do.
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-05-04, 01:25 PM	arg... post of twos....
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-05-04, 01:26 PM	Gurgetar sets down his cage on the counter. Opening it the hamsters run out and start nibbling at the food. One of them, slips behind the cage and starts to run off along the counter. "FREEDOM AT LAST! HAHA!" Gurgetar looks over, reaching out and grabbing hold of him. The hamster squirms but cant seem to get free. It pounds it's little hamster fists on Gurgetar's hand and screams. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Gurgetar pats it's head and hands it a sunflower seed, which it angrily eats.
turalisj 12-05-04, 01:33 PM	sirianth walkls in, his hood drawn over his head and his mind else where. "5 of your best ales please. oh, and do not threaten hamsters, even if they be your 'pets'. or would you like me to demonstrate my own control?" heh, remember, sirianth has the control body ability. he could make gurgeter dance his way out of here if need be :P
Dyne 12-05-04, 01:34 PM	Grimclaw, there are also 96 human warriors in here, from the Purple Dragons of Cormyr. Except, they're not as rowdy as the elves. They're more polite and orderly. And, BronzeBeard is the only one who works here who isn't at least part elf.
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-05-04, 01:46 PM	sirianth walkls in, his hood drawn over his head and his mind else where. "5 of your best ales please. oh, and do not threaten hamsters, even if they be your 'pets'. or would you like me to demonstrate my own control?" heh, remember, sirianth has the control body ability. he could make gurgeter dance his way out of here if need be :P "Boy, you got some nerve. You wander in here and start tellin me not to threaten hamster? Who the hell threatened? Nobody. So don't be comin in here and threatenin me. Pansy lil elves comin round thinkin they own the place."
BronzeBeard 12-06-04, 04:31 AM	Gurgetar mumbles under his breath. you have breath? :uh-huh: BB then pulls out a knife and stick it up at turalisj sig's. "hey, grimclaw, how'bout scarmbled sigs? the inn's specialita" :D
Demonfey 12-06-04, 06:18 PM	I think I am being followed.Hamsters are haunting my dreams.And wheres my order?Anything non elven will do. Here's a beholder steak and some dwarven ale. Enjoy.
turalisj 12-06-04, 08:07 PM	"Boy, you got some nerve. You wander in here and start tellin me not to threaten hamster? Who the hell threatened? Nobody. So don't be comin in here and threatenin me. Pansy lil elves comin round thinkin they own the place." "it would be a waste of time to argue with such a vile creature. i would know, i have lived 300 years and have murdered millions alll in the name of good. do not bother me with your threats. i have no fear of you." sirianth the takes a seat and waits paitently for his wine and steak.
Demonfey 12-06-04, 08:12 PM	Sirianth, if you keep behaving like that, then I will be forced to throw you out. This inn is a place where violence and threats should not persist, like they seem to be as of late. Besides, Gurgetar is a friend of Orcy's, who is welcome anytime.
turalisj 12-06-04, 08:24 PM	"and i am a friend of many.i did not mean any threat to anyone. threats are for combat and diplomats. my blade only cuts when it must, and even then it does not kill. seeing as how my food will not be brought to me i will have to egt it myself" the old elf said as a beholder steak threw itself onto the oven and some wine strted pourng itself, all seemingly unattended.
Demonfey 12-06-04, 08:27 PM	"and i am a friend of many.i did not mean any threat to anyone. threats are for combat and diplomats. my blade only cuts when it must, and even then it does not kill. seeing as how my food will not be brought to me i will have to egt it myself" the old elf said as a beholder steak threw itself onto the oven and some wine strted pourng itself, all seemingly unattended. I just wanted to clear something up, and make you realize that you sounded like those who hunted me as a child, and never realized that you could redeem them instead of killing them. You know, people in here are not allowed to use magic or psionics unless they have been hired, but I will let you slip by this time without any penalty this time. I just wanted to mention that.
turalisj 12-06-04, 08:30 PM	"tell me what these people who hunted you looked like and i will personally see that they regret it. be they living or spirt."
Demonfey 12-06-04, 08:33 PM	They were paladins. {As he says this last word, he looks you in the eyes. You then realize that the two of you have met before, and that you offered to kill him in the HEF.} Ah, I see you remember me. Remember my words, young one. Never brag about the deaths of millions, for those are deaths on your head that will never go away. Some of them may have been innocents, to be in those numbers.
turalisj 12-06-04, 08:42 PM	"i do not brag but carry them as a burden that an old elf should." he pulls out a long string with millions of gold beads on it "each bead represents a life lost because of what i was oredered to do. and many more will never be able to live happily. and i regret every life i took. death is a certain thing. and i have encountered one of the inevitables myself. but he was not after me, he was after a lich whom tried to live among us. i do not regret seeing him destroyed. lichs are pure evil. there will never be a good lich. all liches will inevitably be destroyed. i know it for i have seen it.
Demonfey 12-06-04, 08:44 PM	Then you have never met a baelnorn. I too have been forced to take many lives, and have lived many millenia longer than you.
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-06-04, 08:55 PM	"Yeah, sure pal. You know everything. I aint evil. I'm a Lich. Looks like yer whole claim has just been shot down. Well, guess that means you dont know what yer talkin about eh?" Gurgetar's eyes flash as he glares at the annoying elf.
Demonfey 12-06-04, 09:09 PM	{Crowley snaps his fingers, and all the sigs die.} Please turn off your sigs, people.
Dyne 12-07-04, 12:12 AM	Sorry, been gone for a while. Been busy. What's going on?
Dyne 12-07-04, 12:13 AM	Bren eyes the lich with suspicion, but he doesn't take any aggression action toward him. The Purple Dragons stand in shocked silence at being in the presence of undead, looking to their commander for guidance.
BronzeBeard 12-07-04, 07:05 AM	I think, lad, that ya've missed the point. Evil can be redeemed. take a look at my friend, guirem or something. he's rakshasa. rakshasa's supposed to be evil yet he is not. he had, due to circumstances unknown to me, chosen to live among civil' and act within code of laws of mortal men and the like. Sirianth, if you keep behaving like that, then I will be forced to throw you out. This inn is a place where violence and threats should not persist, like they seem to be as of late. Besides, Gurgetar is a friend of Orcy's, who is welcome anytime. guyz, do get it: gurgetar IS orcy and... oh' never mind...
Demonfey 12-07-04, 06:51 PM	IG, they are separate entities. OG, they aren't. I know that. I decided to try and get on the IG Orcy's good side.
turalisj 12-07-04, 06:56 PM	*pulls out a miniaure harmonica* work you slaves! *has the other hamsters build a statue of gurgeter* hey, atleast i can try and earn his respect........
Demonfey 12-07-04, 09:14 PM	{Crowley bends down so that he's at face height with Turalisj} I tried to warn you not to mess with wizards...
BronzeBeard 12-08-04, 02:44 AM	IG, they are separate entities. OG, they aren't. I know that. I decided to try and get on the IG Orcy's good side. But that's the think. There's no IG here, the IFG don't take presence here and so no IG can be done in here. Like dyne, he acts as if he is not working here anymore but I hired Dyne the member not Dyne the avatar.
Demonfey 12-08-04, 08:03 PM	Yeah, but I was talking with my character. I use italics when using avatars. Therefore, I was IG at the moment and talking to one of Orcy's avatars, not the member directly. Some things here are IG, and are affected IG, because of the flow of current characters.
Xen155 12-10-04, 01:00 PM	Xen looks around, sighs. If there is any food left, I would like some wine and some cheese, with perhaps alittle information about something..... :plotting:
BronzeBeard 12-10-04, 02:25 PM	(xen, no sigs) *handing over wine and some cheese* What sort of information are you interested in?
Dyne 12-10-04, 10:18 PM	But that's the think. There's no IG here, the IFG don't take presence here and so no IG can be done in here. Like dyne, he acts as if he is not working here anymore but I hired Dyne the member not Dyne the avatar. Wha? I don't act as if I don't work here anymore, I've just been busy.
Demonfey 12-10-04, 10:21 PM	500 Posts! Woot!
Dyne 12-10-04, 10:24 PM	Xen looks around, sighs. If there is any food left, I would like some wine and some cheese, with perhaps alittle information about something..... :plotting: "I have information that would make your brain explode. But, I suppose your good little mind couldn't handle such 'evil' stuff." I'll get the cheese! By-the-way, I sometimes roleplay some of my IFWG characters here to develop their character. Sorta like with the Purple Dragons (who just checked out). In that example, I demonstrated the sheer number of men that are in that foundation, as well as how organized and courteous, as well as how well Bren treats his men. I even roleplayed a drow vampire in here once, who strangely enough, doesn't like outsiders selling or drinking Drow blood (even though he drinks drow blood). I also sometimes introduce some of my characters here. Not just IFWG characters, but any characters that I use (such as the Jedi, who is a Master of a PC in one of my SWRPG games, but he evolved into a crazy old jedi who fights sigs).
Demonfey 12-10-04, 10:26 PM	When did you get here, Aseir?
Dyne 12-10-04, 10:28 PM	When did you get here, Aseir? "What are you talking about? I am EVERYWHERE! AH, HA HA HA HAAA!!!" With that, he vanishes into a shadow, but bumping his head on his way in and letting out a few curses from the pain. EDIT: A blast then fllies out of the shadow, destroying his sig. "Sorry 'bout that." He calls after.
Demonfey 12-10-04, 10:34 PM	"What are you talking about? I am EVERYWHERE! AH, HA HA HA HAAA!!!" With that, he vanishes into a shadow, but bumping his head on his way in and letting out a few curses from the pain. EDIT: A blast then fllies out of the shadow, destroying his sig. "Sorry 'bout that." He calls after. :rofl: That's okay, Aseir!
Dyne 12-10-04, 10:43 PM	"Whoops, forgot this," he says, coming back out of the shadow and reaching for his staff, which he left leaning against the counter. Dyne comes walking by, holding a tray with several glasses of water that were ordered by customers. Dyne doesn't see Aseir's outstretched arm, and trips over it, spilling water on Aseir. "AHHHHH!!!!! I'M MELTING!!! I'M MELTING!!!" "You GOTTA be kidding me. After all this time, making preparations to counter your Shadow Magic, and all it takes to defeat you is a few glasses of water. Sheesh! All that wasted time! I could have instead spent it being lazy, or just wandering around aimlessly across Faerun, waiting for mishaps to just happen upon me (they always seem to)."
Xen155 12-11-04, 01:40 AM	Levity is good, it decreases the fear of death (good movie) I seek information on.......... The Hitchhikers guid to the Galaxy.... when is he coming out with another one.... arg... can't wait!
Demonfey 12-11-04, 11:35 AM	Levity is good, it decreases the fear of death (good movie) I seek information on.......... The Hitchhikers guid to the Galaxy.... when is he coming out with another one.... arg... can't wait! He had all the main characters die, I'm afraid. Therefore, it wouldn't really be possible for a new book.
grimclaw 12-11-04, 12:55 PM	Gurgetar,have you ever thought of switching to gerbils.Thier cleaner and sort of match your name.Had a strange idea,enchant one to be a self propelled renewable fireball.It could run up an enemies pantleg then explode. Innkeeper I believe I'll take a room and make this fine establishment my address of record even if miniture elves are dancing in the fireplace.It is much more interesting here than at my tower. Hire a bard or better yet a comedian to entertain us.
Demonfey 12-11-04, 01:10 PM	Gurgetar,have you ever thought of switching to gerbils.Thier cleaner and sort of match your name.Had a strange idea,enchant one to be a self propelled renewable fireball.It could run up an enemies pantleg then explode. Innkeeper I believe I'll take a room and make this fine establishment my address of record even if miniture elves are dancing in the fireplace.It is much more interesting here than at my tower. Hire a bard or better yet a comedian to entertain us. Now where has Gurney gotten to...
BronzeBeard 12-12-04, 05:34 AM	Gurgetar,have you ever thought of switching to gerbils.Thier cleaner and sort of match your name.Had a strange idea,enchant one to be a self propelled renewable fireball.It could run up an enemies pantleg then explode. Innkeeper I believe I'll take a room and make this fine establishment my address of record even if miniture elves are dancing in the fireplace.It is much more interesting here than at my tower. Hire a bard or better yet a comedian to entertain us. I thought I hired a bard... where had he gone to?.. Anyhow, we need, first, to tie up the rooms. Dyne?
grimclaw 12-12-04, 12:51 PM	Grimclaw walks in and sets up a newsstand."The Gazzette is free for customers of the inn.""By the way whats my room number and i"ll need a key."
Dyne 12-12-04, 03:12 PM	I'm here BronzeBeard. Got the room all ready. Here's the key, Grimclaw, it's the second door on the left. Enjoy your stay.
BronzeBeard 12-12-04, 03:54 PM	*When grimclaw starts going up the stairs BronzeBeard rush out of the kitchen and yell:* don't forget, dinner at 6. and if ya want something, than better ask Demonfey if he can fix it anyhow.
BronzeBeard 12-12-04, 07:22 PM	Happy hanuka every body! Edit: :mage: :mage: :mage: :mage: :OMG! :mage: :mage: :mage: :mage:
grimclaw 12-12-04, 11:06 PM	happy hanuka,merry christmas,and a joyful season of friendship to you all.Now lets have a christmas party or hanuka or whatever other reason you have to celebrate,it's the seoson to be merry. :pint: :gift: :mage: :tiphat: :bounce: :rofl: :clap: :w00t: :cheer: :D
grimclaw 12-12-04, 11:08 PM	Sorry,now how did that sig get in here,i'm sure i l;eft it in my room.
turalisj 12-13-04, 05:52 PM	*walks over to the sig and blasts it with an antimatter pistol* :D *makes sure all the sigs are destroyed* *checks own sig* good. *grabs an elven frostwine* take it off of my paycheck.
grimclaw 12-13-04, 09:07 PM	You didnt have to kill it.It was a good well trained sig,just a little overenthusiastic.My heart is broken,somone bring me some whiskey. :weep:
Dyne 12-13-04, 09:11 PM	*walks over to the sig and blasts it with an antimatter pistol* :D *makes sure all the sigs are destroyed* *checks own sig* good. *grabs an elven frostwine* take it off of my paycheck. *Dyne wacks Turalisj over the head with his staff.* "No violence in the inn. And no futuristic weapons, either."
Demonfey 12-13-04, 09:15 PM	You didnt have to kill it.It was a good well trained sig,just a little overenthusiastic.My heart is broken,somone bring me some whiskey. :weep: Here you go.
grimclaw 12-13-04, 09:18 PM	"thx,"sits silently drinking with tears rolling out from under his mask,"there goes christmas." :weep:
Demonfey 12-13-04, 09:38 PM	"thx,"sits silently drinking with tears rolling out from under his mask,"there goes christmas." :weep: {Eldradune then walks in and brings back the dead sig. He then walks back out, spouting profanities.}
Dyne 12-13-04, 09:38 PM	"thx,"sits silently drinking with tears rolling out from under his mask,"there goes christmas." :weep: *Slips some anti-depressant pills into his drink* :D
turalisj 12-14-04, 07:19 AM	*holsters blaster* *takes a sip of the wine* it's not my fault, i am just doing what i get paid to do. and i don't remember you getting to be promoted dyne, you have no say over what weapons i can use. albeit i don't know how to use it very well...... :rolleyes: *sirianth walks in and has one of the mages that have been following him cast raise dead on the sig*
turalisj 12-14-04, 07:21 AM	ALERT! SIG ALERT!!! WARNING! STEP AWAY FROM THE SIG! *starts shooting the sig while his men throw alchemists flasks at it* *ends up getting slammed into a wall*
Dyne 12-14-04, 05:27 PM	I could have sworn that it was a rule of the inn that you can only have archaic weapons (ie no anti-matter guns). How did a trigger-happy half-dragon end up higher rank than me? Oh well.
turalisj 12-14-04, 06:03 PM	i applied first. i am a bouncer.... :P which means i get to use any weapon i wish. just like your allowed to use magic since your the chef... *starts shooting dynes sig into submoleculer dust* :D
BronzeBeard 12-15-04, 12:01 PM	You didnt have to kill it.It was a good well trained sig,just a little overenthusiastic.My heart is broken,somone bring me some whiskey. :weep: We should make a proper funeral for it.
Xen155 12-15-04, 01:16 PM	Oh Danny Boy, the pipes the pipes are caaaaling. :( :weep: :raincloud :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: I never really got to know Grimclaws sig. Sure we had some good time, and I laughed, but I just wish *sniffle* we had more time!
Dyne 12-15-04, 06:46 PM	Oh Danny Boy, the pipes the pipes are caaaaling. :( :weep: :raincloud :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: I never really got to know Grimclaws sig. Sure we had some good time, and I laughed, but I just wish *sniffle* we had more time! Xen, you might watch where you keep your sig. He may be next! (turn off your sig)
BronzeBeard 12-17-04, 05:58 PM	Morning.
Dyne 12-17-04, 08:07 PM	An elf walks into the inn. He begins fixing himself bacon and eggs along with orange juice. When he finishes, he settles down into a seat by the window and starts eating. Suddenly, BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. The elf almost falls out of his chair. Staring out the window, he can't believe his eyes. Some way in the distance, the Purple Dragons are gathered together in a crowd, and they're all cheering at what looks like a massive draconic humanoid. The creature holds what would be a Greatsword for its size. It then beats its wings, and it lifts into the air. Dyne watches the creature from his seat in the Blue Lizard Inn, enjoying his breakfast of bacon, eggs, and orange juice. It looks like the Purple Dragons are up to something again.
Dyne 12-20-04, 05:01 AM	Well, it looks like I've got this place to myself. *With that, a group of fire creatures enters the inn. It is composed of Fire, Magma, and Steam Mephits, Azures, Fire Elementals, and Magmin.* *The magmin melts the floor as he moves across it*
grimclaw 12-20-04, 05:17 AM	"The Inn keep isn't going to like that,"Grimclaw says from the shadowy corner where he had set unnoticed,reading the morning edition of the Gazzette,"Flooring is expensive." Puts some mashmellows on the end of his sword and holds it out toward the magmin."Anybody know any campfire stories?I wonder if they know the flame elves in the fireplace?" :confused:
Dyne 12-20-04, 05:20 AM	"The Inn keep isn't going to like that,"Grimclaw says from the shadowy corner where he had set unnoticed,reading the morning edition of the Gazzette,"Flooring is expensive." Puts some mashmellows on the end of his sword and holds it out toward the magmin."Anybody know any campfire stories?I wonder if they know the flame elves in the fireplace?" :confused: *The Azures' ears perk up at the word "flame elves"* "Flame elves?! Why I oughta! Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!' The mephits try to hold back the fout Azures to prevent them from killing the flame elves, but then they think better of it. Instead, they just sit back and watch the Azures smack the flame elves around a bit.
grimclaw 12-20-04, 05:29 AM	"Oh good,the entertainment has arrived."Grimclaw says as he eats his toasted marshmellows.
BronzeBeard 12-21-04, 10:04 AM	Well, it looks like I've got this place to myself. *With that, a group of fire creatures enters the inn. It is composed of Fire, Magma, and Steam Mephits, Azures, Fire Elementals, and Magmin.* *The magmin melts the floor as he moves across it* :blink: :rant: :headexplo :banghead: :ahem: I can't believe it! I was stuck at a trafick jam nearly whole morning, some halfings did something and then I come to MY INN to find this!!! :rant: :headexplo :rant: :rant: :nonono: :mad:
Dyne 12-21-04, 05:13 PM	:blink: :rant: :headexplo :banghead: :ahem: I can't believe it! I was stuck at a trafick jam nearly whole morning, some halfings did something and then I come to MY INN to find this!!! :rant: :headexplo :rant: :rant: :nonono: :mad: The fire creatures stare in fear at BB. :blink: :eek: :gah: "Run for your lives! It's an angry dwarf! AHHHHH!!!" *They all scramble out the door*
BronzeBeard 12-21-04, 06:43 PM	i AM standing at the door... Oh no, I'M BURNING!
Dyne 12-21-04, 07:22 PM	i AM standing at the door... Oh no, I'M BURNING! *Dyne puts out the fire on BronzeBeard* You really shouldn't stand in the way of such creatures, especially Magmin.
grimclaw 12-21-04, 07:25 PM	Grimclaw jumps up and throws a pot of stew on the burning innkeeper."Great no breakfast now.I've never seen a dwarf with carrot slices sticking out of his beard,looks rather strange."Goes back to his table in the corner,munching on cookies swiped from the kitchen.
Demonfey 12-21-04, 07:25 PM	Just be glad none of them ordered explosives.
grimclaw 12-21-04, 07:27 PM	"I believe thier favorite food is hot pockets covered in tobasco sauce."
Demonfey 12-21-04, 07:31 PM	Actually, it's more like char-broiled adventurer, really. It's great with a few hot peppers...
grimclaw 12-21-04, 07:33 PM	Thats repulsive,unless of course you include mushrooms.
BronzeBeard 12-21-04, 07:34 PM	one word: :rant:
Demonfey 12-21-04, 07:35 PM	It's only cannabalism if you're the same species as the creature, or related. Besides, we eat by burning things.
grimclaw 12-21-04, 07:41 PM	It must be conveniant to always be able to keep your lunch warm.My rules for eating are limited to two.1-never eat anything that would like to eat you.2-never eat anything that can say hello. By the way do you consider charcoal to be a snack?And is it fattening? Sorry about the stew innkeep,but I paniced.
BronzeBeard 12-21-04, 07:44 PM	nevermind I will inspect the damage in the morning. Demonfey, second swuit is taken. nighty night. ooc: dyne, keep posting to me.
Demonfey 12-21-04, 07:44 PM	It must be conveniant to always be able to keep your lunch warm.My rules for eating are limited to two.1-never eat anything that would like to eat you.2-never eat anything that can say hello. By the way do you consider charcoal to be a snack?And is it fattening? Sorry about the stew innkeep,but I paniced. Charcoal for one of us is like rations for you. It's not fattening, though. Besides, in the Elemental Plane of Fire, it goes like this: They try and kill you, you try to eat them.
grimclaw 12-21-04, 08:39 PM	Charcoal for one of us is like rations for you. It's not fattening, though. Besides, in the Elemental Plane of Fire, it goes like this: They try and kill you, you try to eat them. Try the outer planes.Go down and they try to claw you to death,go up and they try to lecture you to death.Elemental planes though?I've always like the Plane of Air,oh and A-10 Thunderbolts(thier from the attack plane,related to the fighter plane and thier both from the airplane.) :D
Demonfey 12-21-04, 08:44 PM	Try the outer planes.Go down and they try to claw you to death,go up and they try to lecture you to death.Elemental planes though?I've always like the Plane of Air,oh and A-10 Thunderbolts(thier from the attack plane,related to the fighter plane and thier both from the airplane.) :D I know about that. I have been subjected to both. The other elemental planes, and they tend to have the same outlook, because you know how some adventurers can get. They just try for it in another way. Fire elementals are really the only ones with a need for new material to burn, though. Basically, it comes down to if you attack them or not.
grimclaw 12-21-04, 09:30 PM	Very true.Since I can fly I figure I'll retire to the Plane of Air one day with a cute sylph and a pet dragon and play golf or something.Maybe open a school for runaway celestials and fiends. on a side note do fire elemental beings have to have ID to purchase lighter fluid and karosene? :D
Demonfey 12-21-04, 09:32 PM	Very true.Since I can fly I figure I'll retire to the Plane of Air one day with a cute sylph and a pet dragon and play golf or something.Maybe open a school for runaway celestials and fiends. on a side note do fire elemental beings have to have ID to purchase lighter fluid and karosene? :D Nope. They allow us to buy it as long as we don't open it near there.
Dyne 12-21-04, 11:12 PM	A small flame walks into the inn. He looks confused. :confused: He looks around for a moment, then he cries. :weep: (at least, you think he's crying. It's kinda hard to tell 'cause he's made of fire, and therefore doesn't have tears like us)
Demonfey 12-22-04, 03:43 PM	A small flame walks into the inn. He looks confused. :confused: He looks around for a moment, then he cries. :weep: (at least, you think he's crying. It's kinda hard to tell 'cause he's made of fire, and therefore doesn't have tears like us) What's wrong, little guy?
Dyne 12-22-04, 05:00 PM	The little flame mumbles something in Ignan. "I can't find my master."
Demonfey 12-22-04, 05:13 PM	The little flame mumbles something in Ignan. "I can't find my master." What do you mean, "master"? Are you with a bonded summoner?
Dyne 12-22-04, 05:25 PM	What do you mean, "master"? Are you with a bonded summoner? :confused: The little flame mumbles again. "My master."
Demonfey 12-22-04, 05:28 PM	:confused: The little flame mumbles again. "My master." Bonded summoner: a PrC in Miniature's handbook. It replaces the familiar with an elemental that eventually grows to large size or bigger and the summoner becomes an elemental being as well. Can you describe your master, then?
Dyne 12-22-04, 05:40 PM	The little flame mutters in Ignan: "My, my master. He's red and has wings. He's my master." Shoot, how many new Classes/PrC's are there in the Miniatures Handbook?
Demonfey 12-22-04, 05:43 PM	The little flame mutters in Ignan: "My, my master. He's red and has wings. He's my master." Shoot, how many new Classes/PrC's are there in the Miniatures Handbook? Not that many. Is he one of the people who was just in here? If so, then they should be reporting to the PA soon.
Dyne 12-22-04, 05:46 PM	The little flame looks at you confusedly. :confused: "I got lost. I saw him coming this way, so I thought he might be here. What's the PA?"
BronzeBeard 12-22-04, 05:55 PM	Not here, lad. That's for sure.
Demonfey 12-22-04, 06:01 PM	The little flame looks at you confusedly. :confused: "I got lost. I saw him coming this way, so I thought he might be here. What's the PA?" Pyromaniacs Anonymous. Care to join?
Dyne 12-22-04, 06:19 PM	:confused: "Could you give me directions?"
Demonfey 12-22-04, 06:30 PM	:confused: "Could you give me directions?" I'm heading there soon, anyway. I'll show you where it is.
Dyne 12-22-04, 06:46 PM	*The little flame follows Crowley*
Demonfey 12-23-04, 01:22 PM	{Crowley walks back in} Turns out he was with the mephits.
Dyne 12-26-04, 08:43 PM	Save the Dwarves! Wait, this isn't the Dwarven Foundation. Anyway, if you're a Dwarf, or if you like Dwarves, join the Dwarf Foundation. We really need new people.
Cazic 12-27-04, 12:57 AM	A cloaked figure ,with a Hawk on his shoulder, walks into the inn and sees the damage that the fire creatures left. "Well that is something a inn shouldn't have. Anna come in here and fix this won't you?" "Coming Master Cazic!" A beautiful young human Female, who looks to be in her 20s, comes running into the inn and walks up to Cazic. They begin talking for a moment. By her clothes you can tell she is a Druid. Aswell by the way she stands and the way she holds her bow you can tell she is a Druid of much power. "So Anna can you please fix this?" says Cazic. "Of course Master. This is a simple task." states Anna matter-of-factly. Anna begins chanting and as she does this the floor begins to come to life and move. As her chanting increases in speed you see the floor seal itself up and then it looks good as new. After doing this Anna runs over to a table in the corner next to a window and asks a waitress for two plates of eggs, some milk, and a glass of wine. Cazic then walks over and takes a seat across from her.
grimclaw 12-27-04, 01:07 AM	Grimclaw comes down stairs from his room and sees the beautiful druid and stops dead in his tracks for a moment and stares.Sighing quietly he goes over to his usual table by the fire,sitting back in the shadows and covertly stairs at the new arrival ignoring everyone else. :love:
Cazic 12-27-04, 01:33 AM	Grimclaw comes down stairs from his room and sees the beautiful druid and stops dead in his tracks for a moment and stares.Sighing quietly he goes over to his usual table by the fire,sitting back in the shadows and covertly stairs at the new arrival ignoring everyone else. :love: Cazic sees grimclaw in the corner of his eye. "Barkeep! This inn is so very quite. Almost boringly so. Whould you like to hire the young Bard that works for me. She is very talented and I believe that everyone will enjoy seeing her sing." While saying this he glances at grimclaw toward the end of his statement.
grimclaw 12-27-04, 02:19 AM	Grimclaw notices the look and inclines his head slightly in recognition that his moment of weakness was observed.Then he settles deeper in the shadows as if embarrassed by the influx of emotion.After a moment he turns to watch the tiny elves dance in the flames as was his usual practice,but from time to time the silver mask turned slightly toward the druid for a quick glance.
Cazic 12-27-04, 02:39 AM	Grimclaw notices the look and inclines his head slightly in recognition that his moment of weakness was observed.Then he settles deeper in the shadows as if embarrassed by the influx of emotion.After a moment he turns to watch the tiny elves dance in the flames as was his usual practice,but from time to time the silver mask turned slightly toward the druid for a quick glance. Cazic grins to himself after seeing how grimclaw is acting. "SO Barkeep what do you say? I know there will be atleast one person here who will like seeing her." Hey grimclaw where is your character timplate? i would like to see it.
grimclaw 12-27-04, 03:01 AM	click on the avatar link in my sig(not supposed to have them here but just once wont hurt.He's a powered down version of my real character and only has fighter levels.My real character is a half celestial fighter 10,sorcerer5,spellsword10,mage killer10.It's all 3rd edition I havent decided on paying for 3.5 yet till I'm sure thier going to keep it for a while. Dang thy"ve killed the sigs.anyway its over on the character thread.Note I have two characters there,the second I playing around with for the dragon foundation maybe.
Cazic 12-27-04, 03:07 AM	u have 10lvl fighter/lvl1 ranger. that leaves 4 lvls to spare. does being half cele. give u +4 lvls? [EDIT] sigs only show up in your first post on the page.
grimclaw 12-27-04, 03:14 AM	thats what I got from the books.I cant remember exactly what the title was and cant find it right now.Savage species I think.I'm glad you mentioned the ranger level I always forget it.Main character sorcerer 4,ranger 1.Basically he creates a avatar from his own levels mixing and matching within the rules.If we ever get the rules going and start gaining levels the avatar will eventually gain enough power to free the real grimclaw,expending its power destroying the barriers that contain him.
Cazic 12-27-04, 03:54 AM	thats what I got from the books.I cant remember exactly what the title was and cant find it right now.Savage species I think.I'm glad you mentioned the ranger level I always forget it.Main character sorcerer 4,ranger 1.Basically he creates a avatar from his own levels mixing and matching within the rules.If we ever get the rules going and start gaining levels the avatar will eventually gain enough power to free the real grimclaw,expending its power destroying the barriers that contain him. "If there is anything I or my servants can do to add you in freeing yourself please tell us."
grimclaw 12-27-04, 10:26 AM	thanks,it'll just take time and a lot of levels. this was the only way I could think of to keep my favorite character and still abide by the 15 level rule.I've had him in one form or another for years.Since second edition in fact.
Demonfey 12-27-04, 11:15 AM	A cloaked figure ,with a Hawk on his shoulder, walks into the inn and sees the damage that the fire creatures left. "Well that is something a inn shouldn't have. Anna come in here and fix this won't you?" "Coming Master Cazic!" A beautiful young human Female, who looks to be in her 20s, comes running into the inn and walks up to Cazic. They begin talking for a moment. By her clothes you can tell she is a Druid. Aswell by the way she stands and the way she holds her bow you can tell she is a Druid of much power. "So Anna can you please fix this?" says Cazic. "Of course Master. This is a simple task." states Anna matter-of-factly. Anna begins chanting and as she does this the floor begins to come to life and move. As her chanting increases in speed you see the floor seal itself up and then it looks good as new. After doing this Anna runs over to a table in the corner next to a window and asks a waitress for two plates of eggs, some milk, and a glass of wine. Cazic then walks over and takes a seat across from her. Sure. Coming right up. {With that, he begins cooking the eggs, and as they sizzle, he pours a glass of milk and a glass of wine.}
Demonfey 12-27-04, 11:17 AM	Cazic grins to himself after seeing how grimclaw is acting. "SO Barkeep what do you say? I know there will be atleast one person here who will like seeing her." Hey grimclaw where is your character timplate? i would like to see it. Well, I can pay for tonight, but Bronzebeard has final say. In the meantime, I have no problem with it.
Elith 12-27-04, 12:22 PM	The door opens. Another figure enters the inn. In the illumination, some could see his half-elven features. About 20 or so topknots are hanging off his head. He pauses for a moment too get a glance of the others in the room and continues to a table he choose. Another figure enters after him, and closes the door. Ignoring all others, he follows his companion. He is obviously taller than the man with topknots. Dressed in a black leather robe and a hood over his head. The eyes are the only naked part of his body, since he has a scarf over his mouth and nose. A second-long bling reveals his weapon: two crudelly shaped blades, probably attached to a gauntlet on his right arm. They take a seat, and the man woth topknots orders two mugs of ale.
Cazic 12-27-04, 12:46 PM	Well, I can pay for tonight, but Bronzebeard has final say. In the meantime, I have no problem with it. Upon hearing this Cazic opens an interdemintional doorway."Siren do come here won't you?" After saying this a beautiful young lady exits from the portal. "You have been hired to sing. Now please set up an area for you to sing."says Cazic. Upon saying this the young human looks about the room and then once finding an empty area on the side of the fire, grimclaw is not sitting at, she pulls out a small statue that looks like a chair. She sets it down and as soon as she does this the statue begins to grow in size until it is the size of a large cautioned rocking chair. She then sits down and begins looking through her pockets for a suitable instrument. While she is doing this you gaze upon her. She is wearing leather armor that has runes inlaid with gold, silver, and diamond. She has a untold number of pouches upon her person and when ever you see her reach into one a object that is to large to fit in the pouch always appears. By now you can easily tell that she is a Bard of great experience and are taken back by her beauty. "Demonfey how much are you willing to pay for her services?" asks Cazic.
grimclaw 12-27-04, 01:09 PM	Grimclaw looks from girl to girl for a moment,even thru the cloak and mask he exudes a mild sense of amusement,perhaps at his own exposed weakness."Play something old,something sad,something that stirs the memory.Innkeep bring the ladies and thier master some icewine to sooth thier thirst,put it on my tab."He then removes a sparkling blue crystal the size of a human fist from a pouch."If your song is worthy I will record it in this so I may hear it whenever the memories threaten to overwhelm."
Elith 12-27-04, 02:10 PM	The man with topknots raises his head from his drink, his words echo with a northern accent: "Now, that wouldn't be fair, now would it? That is not a way to treat someone's craft, recording it."
Cazic 12-27-04, 03:08 PM	Siren smile to herself after hearing this and sensing the wings grimclaw has hiden. She then reaches into a small pouch at her side and produces a Lute. At first glance it looks like a normal Lute, but upon looking closer you realize that it has intricate carvings all over the front side. As you look at them you see that the carvings are a story. At one end you see a Celestial, then you see a great deal of battles, and at the end there is a picture of the Celestial imprisoned in some kind of tower. “This is a family airlum that has been in my family for six generations and with each generation more carvings have been added to it and only one song has ever been played on this Lute. The song to is an airlum and just like the Lute more has been added to the song with each generation.” As she is saying this you see the back of the Lute and realize there are only the beginnings of more carvings and are unable to tell what the story says. “I myself have not yet added any to the carvings or the song, but as you asked this song is old, it is very sad at times, and will likely stir the memories of even those who have none. I belive you will enjoy it.” i dont think i spelled airlum right but spellcheck didnt tell me how to spell it.
grimclaw 12-27-04, 04:00 PM	(It's heirloom)Grimclaw looks at the visitor at the bar."It is not disrespect but a way to preserve the beauty of the song,it records the emotion and passion as well as mearly the sound.It holds knowledge as well,the knowledge of my nearly extinct people."He turns to Siren,"Pray fair Lady,bless us with the song."So saying he turns back to the fire and acts as if for all the world he is alone,and perhaps in a way he is. Dang, none comedic roleplaying at the Blue Lizard,must be a first.You have interesting characters Cazic,as you have discovered my character has a weakness for the beautiful etheriel type,it has to do with his history.We should have a thread for character histories maybe,a story tellers thread.Maybe here if the innkeep doesnt mind.Well I'm of to work see you all next weekend. :D
Demonfey 12-27-04, 10:32 PM	Grimclaw looks from girl to girl for a moment,even thru the cloak and mask he exudes a mild sense of amusement,perhaps at his own exposed weakness."Play something old,something sad,something that stirs the memory.Innkeep bring the ladies and thier master some icewine to sooth thier thirst,put it on my tab."He then removes a sparkling blue crystal the size of a human fist from a pouch."If your song is worthy I will record it in this so I may hear it whenever the memories threaten to overwhelm." Okay. Oh, and the food's ready. {He casts a quick spell, and suddenly splits in two. One of them brings the food over to Cazic's table, and Crowley begins to pour the icewine.} Oh, and how about this for payment? {He pulls out a clear diamond the size of your head from a pouch, which you then realize is a bag of holding.} Siren smile to herself after hearing this and sensing the wings grimclaw has hiden. She then reaches into a small pouch at her side and produces a Lute. At first glance it looks like a normal Lute, but upon looking closer you realize that it has intricate carvings all over the front side. As you look at them you see that the carvings are a story. At one end you see a Celestial, then you see a great deal of battles, and at the end there is a picture of the Celestial imprisoned in some kind of tower. “This is a family airlum that has been in my family for six generations and with each generation more carvings have been added to it and only one song has ever been played on this Lute. The song to is an airlum and just like the Lute more has been added to the song with each generation.” As she is saying this you see the back of the Lute and realize there are only the beginnings of more carvings and are unable to tell what the story says. “I myself have not yet added any to the carvings or the song, but as you asked this song is old, it is very sad at times, and will likely stir the memories of even those who have none. I belive you will enjoy it.” i dont think i spelled airlum right but spellcheck didnt tell me how to spell it. heirloom. Ah, yes. I remember him. That angel nearly took my head and life. P.S: Please remember to turn off your sigs.
Cazic 12-28-04, 12:55 AM	Okay. Oh, and the food's ready. {He casts a quick spell, and suddenly splits in two. One of them brings the food over to Cazic's table, and Crowley begins to pour the icewine.} Oh, and how about this for payment? {He pulls out a clear diamond the size of your head from a pouch, which you then realize is a bag of holding.} heirloom. Ah, yes. I remember him. That angel nearly took my head and life. P.S: Please remember to turn off your sigs. Cazic gladly takes the diamond and places it in his own pouch of holding. "Ah yes this will do nicely. It will be perfect for the new kind of Golem I am making. Siren please sing for these wonderful people." Upon hearing this Siren begins to string her Lute and weave her song. As she sings everyone in the inn is mesmerized by her almost heavenly voice and are trapped by the story she sings. As everyone gazes upon her they are transfixed by the share beauty her voice creates. As she sings they can not help but notice how much better their food seems to taste, how much sweeter their wine seems, and as they listen all their sorrows, hatreds, and ill-feelings seem to be washed away by the cleansing waters which are her voice. As they listen they stay motionless, not a single creature that hears her song moves. They all stand and listen. By the mid-point of the song all who listen no longer merely hear the story, but they taste it, they smell it, fell it, and see it. As she speaks of the great Celestial's battles they feel the beat of his wings, they see the cleave of his sword, taste the air in his lungs, hear the cries of the dead, and smell the blood upon his hands. As they listen they feel all for which the Celestial feels. They feel the glory of battle, the sweetness of love, and the never ending sorrow of imprisonment. After singing her song she merely sits upon her chair, gazes upon her listeners, and sips the icewine that was brought to her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ The Song of The Sweetflute Clan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Dyne 12-28-04, 01:18 AM	Grimclaw, I think there already is a thread for Character Histories. Another person walks into the inn while Siren is singing. He appears as a human, but he has white feathery wings growing from his back, and his countenance seems somewhat angelic. When he walks through the door, he hears the song, and stands still, leaning against the wall. He is quite taken by it, and understands the Celestial as though he is his brother. When the song finishes, he approaches the counter. Well, with the end of the IFWG, I've had time to experiment with different types of characters. I've decided that I will change my main character, Dyne, into a Half-Celestial Human Cleric. So far, he's turning out pretty cool. I'll post up his stats as soon as I'm finished with him. EDIT: Trying to figure out the font and color. If the text doesn't show up well on your background, let me know.
Elith 12-28-04, 11:27 AM	The man with topknots seems overwhelmed with emotion after Siren's beautiful song. he bears a smile. He turns to his dark companion: "Well, Elith that was quality you don't see everyday. Tell me, is this one of the very few things that you like?" The hooded figure, called Elith, pulls the scarf off his face with his left arm, keeping his right, bladed hand on the table. His face seemed pleasant, but cold, emotionless. A vertically engraved scar could be seen on his left eye. He pauses for a moment, raises his view off the glass, onto Siren. His voice was clear, with no emotion, no dialect. Complete neutrlity: "Yes." Than he takes a sip if his ale.
Demonfey 12-28-04, 12:16 PM	That was quite possibly the most perfect quality from a mortal voice that I have ever heard.
Cazic 12-28-04, 03:08 PM	After hearing the responses of the listeners Cazic looks to Anna. "I believe we have found a place for Siren to sing." "Yes, I aggree Master. They seem to like her singing very much and the have very good eggs here." "Now if only we could find a place for the others to work." After saying this Cazic begins to think to himself about were the others could find jobs.
Elith 12-28-04, 04:00 PM	"Siren? Excuse me" Said the topnkot, a bit shamely "But do you play anything else? One can benefit from you'r knowledge to play. I would like to learn from you, but it's that i play only stringed instruments" "Sid, you know we do not have time for that" Said Elith as Sid got up "We are not that desperate about time. Besides, I could learn much" "I do not care, as long as you do not do naything foolish" Sid turns back to Siren "May I learn from you? My group and I could benefit much" "Are you that desperate?" "Yes, I am! I can't help but at least try to learn to play with emotion like our sound angel here" "Wery well, I will not interfear anymore" said Elith and continued to drink.
Cazic 12-28-04, 07:29 PM	Siren looks up at Sid with a grin on her face but you can see sadness in her eyes as she gazes upon you. "I would love to train you Sid, but....I am far to busy right now. I still have to get my own songs in order, and finish my part of my families story. I aswell do not know how to train a person properly. It doesn't help either that even after all these years I am still seaching for my family." As Siren is saying this you see tears welling up in her eyes. "I am truly sorry that I can not help you." As she is saying this Siren relizes that tears are forming in her eyes and she tryies to blink them away and puts a smile on her face to try and fool you into thinking nothing is wrong. Then with her fake grin on her face she speaks again. "But when I find my Mother and Father then my mom can train you. She is a far better Bard than I am and knows the trade like no other." Elith i whould like to train you character but i have no experiance in training or being trained. it has been far to oong since i played and dont know all the rules. :weep: u aswell can see that Siren has things of her own that keep her from training anyone. :raincloud
BronzeBeard 12-29-04, 04:27 AM	An angry dwarf goes down the stair, muttering to himself. "What's all that noise, why can't you let a tired dwarf to sleep. I need to sleep, don't I? If I do then why do you disturb me?" Grunting he turns to the kithcen. OOC: Alright, listen new customers - we do not allow sigs in the Inn so please turn 'em off. Second, we don't have waitresses. Not female nor males. There's only me two cooks, two bouncers and a bard. thought only the cooks are reporting regularly to work. And this reminds me. IC: The dwarf comes out of the back room (still runting) "lads here your paychecks, I forgot them yesterday" - he then hads out half a dozen beuiful pearls to both Dyne and Demonfey.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 11:12 AM	An angry dwarf goes down the stair, muttering to himself. "What's all that noise, why can't you let a tired dwarf to sleep. I need to sleep, don't I? If I do then why do you disturb me?" Grunting he turns to the kithcen. OOC: Alright, listen new customers - we do not allow sigs in the Inn so please turn 'em off. Second, we don't have waitresses. Not female nor males. There's only me two cooks, two bouncers and a bard. thought only the cooks are reporting regularly to work. And this reminds me. IC: The dwarf comes out of the back room (still runting) "lads here your paychecks, I forgot them yesterday" - he then hads out half a dozen beuiful pearls to both Dyne and Demonfey. Hey, Bronzebeard, how about we hire her? Gurney seems to have disappeared on us, so we could use a new bard.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 11:14 AM	Siren looks up at Sid with a grin on her face but you can see sadness in her eyes as she gazes upon you. "I would love to train you Sid, but....I am far to busy right now. I still have to get my own songs in order, and finish my part of my families story. I aswell do not know how to train a person properly. It doesn't help either that even after all these years I am still seaching for my family." As Siren is saying this you see tears welling up in her eyes. "I am truly sorry that I can not help you." As she is saying this Siren relizes that tears are forming in her eyes and she tryies to blink them away and puts a smile on her face to try and fool you into thinking nothing is wrong. Then with her fake grin on her face she speaks again. "But when I find my Mother and Father then my mom can train you. She is a far better Bard than I am and knows the trade like no other." Elith i whould like to train you character but i have no experiance in training or being trained. it has been far to oong since i played and dont know all the rules. :weep: u aswell can see that Siren has things of her own that keep her from training anyone. :raincloud I could probably help you there. Interested?
Cazic 12-29-04, 01:16 PM	An angry dwarf goes down the stair, muttering to himself. "What's all that noise, why can't you let a tired dwarf to sleep. I need to sleep, don't I? If I do then why do you disturb me?" Grunting he turns to the kithcen. OOC: Alright, listen new customers - we do not allow sigs in the Inn so please turn 'em off. Second, we don't have waitresses. Not female nor males. There's only me two cooks, two bouncers and a bard. thought only the cooks are reporting regularly to work. And this reminds me. IC: The dwarf comes out of the back room (still runting) "lads here your paychecks, I forgot them yesterday" - he then hads out half a dozen beuiful pearls to both Dyne and Demonfey. srry about the waitress thing. i wasnt sure if there was or wasnt so i just went with there being one. I dont know how to turn off my sig. srry. I could probably help you there. Interested? Today 10:12 AM In training Sid, rules, or finding Sirens parents?
Demonfey 12-29-04, 01:19 PM	srry about the waitress thing. i wasnt sure if there was or wasnt so i just went with there being one. I dont know how to turn off my sig. srry. In training Sid, rules, or finding Sirens parents? Finding Siren's parents. You are currently talking to a mage IG, albeit a half demon mage.
Cazic 12-29-04, 01:30 PM	Finding Siren's parents. You are currently talking to a mage IG, albeit a half demon mage. Cool! I will have to work out the fine points of Siren's past first, but I know one thing that is for sure. Her dad is the Celestial in the Lute carvings.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 01:35 PM	Cool! I will have to work out the fine points of Siren's past first, but I know one thing that is for sure. Her dad is the Celestial in the Lute carvings. Sig, Cazic. {Crowley's eyes grow wider as he picks that up in Siren's surface thoughts.} Wait a second-the angel is your father? Then I can help you right now. {With that, Crowley pulls out a gem and shatters it. White light comes from the gem, and coalesces into a celestial.} No hard feelings. I didn't want to kill him, and he wanted to kill me.
Elith 12-29-04, 01:47 PM	Sid, sitting on his chair, with the right elbow on the table, pinching his small beard says: "I thought those magical and such things are forbidden here" He pauses for a moment "I remember seeing a post in front of the inn that said just that"
Demonfey 12-29-04, 01:51 PM	Sid, sitting on his chair, with the right elbow on the table, pinching his small beard says: "I thought those magical and such things are forbidden here" He pauses for a moment "I remember seeing a post in front of the inn that said just that" Sig, please. I work here, so I am allowed to use magic. Also, we make an exception for those who need to change form to sit down.
Cazic 12-29-04, 01:53 PM	Sig, Cazic. {Crowley's eyes expand as he picks that up in Siren's surface thoughts.} Wait a second-the angel is your father? Then I can help you right now. {With that, Crowley pulls out a gem and shatters it. White light comes from the gem, and coalesces into a celestial.} No hard feelings. I didn't want to kill him, and he wanted to kill me. I dont know how to turn sig off. :weep: Siren looks upon the Celestial and then looks upon her back and sees that her wings have not returned, but she still looks back at the Celestial with hope. "Exuse me fair Celestial but what name do you go by? You don't look like my Father."
Elith 12-29-04, 02:01 PM	"When we need to make an exception, we just send Elith here to do the job. But we only kill those with souls twisted inside" [No more sigs from me now on. I apologise] Great, now who is going to speak for the celestial?!?
Demonfey 12-29-04, 02:02 PM	There is a toolbar below the post area that says miscellaneous options, and it has one that says "show your signature" Oops, wrong celestial. I think I have your father at my keep. Just a minute, please. {With that, he opens a gate and walks through. On the other side, you see flames and an obsidian tower rising into the sky. He flies up, and enters a window near the top. A few minutes later, he comes out with a celestial that looks exactly like the one on the lute.} You said that my daughter was here? Siren?
Cazic 12-29-04, 02:04 PM	"When we need to make an exception, we just send Elith here to do the job. But we only kill those with souls twisted inside" [No more sigs from me now on. I apologise] Great, now who is going to speak for the celestial?!? im not sure, but i would bet good gold and real money on the not being her father since one too three things haven't happened.
Cazic 12-29-04, 02:06 PM	There is a toolbar below the post area that says miscellaneous options, and it has one that says "show your signature" Oops, wrong celestial. I think I have your father at my keep. Just a minute, please. {With that, he opens a gate and walks through. On the other side, you see flames and an obsidian tower rising into the sky. He flies up, and enters a window near the top. A few minutes later, he comes out with a celestial that looks exactly like the one on the lute.} You said that my daughter was here? Siren? ok so one of the three things have happened. now we need to check the other two things.
Elith 12-29-04, 02:08 PM	Sid mutters something to himself, seeing the portal and all "E, brate... sad se *bas* prosra" [serbian] [too rough translation: Brother, *too* much ****]
Demonfey 12-29-04, 02:10 PM	ok so one of the three things have happened. now we need to check the other two things. Which one? The rules or the parents? Number three has definitely not happened, yet. "When we need to make an exception, we just send Elith here to do the job. But we only kill those with souls twisted inside" [No more sigs from me now on. I apologise] Great, now who is going to speak for the celestial?!? You just described me, although you might want to reconsider trying anything like that.
Elith 12-29-04, 02:12 PM	I would never reconsider. You haven't taken *that* kind of a twist anyway.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 02:14 PM	I would never reconsider. You haven't taken *that* kind of a twist anyway. Try ten minds in one.
Elith 12-29-04, 02:23 PM	When...*BANG!* I...*BANG!* said...*BANG!* not...*BANG!* that...*BANG!* kind...*BANG!* of...*BANG!* twist...*BANG!* I...*BANG!* meant...*BANG!* meant...*BANG!* not...*BANG!* that...*BANG!* kind...*BANG!* of...*BANG!* twist...*BANG!* :banghead:
turalisj 12-29-04, 02:24 PM	*wakes up* wha....? what happend?
Demonfey 12-29-04, 02:26 PM	Hey, turalisj. Way to not pass out.
turalisj 12-29-04, 02:32 PM	When...*BANG!* I...*BANG!* said...*BANG!* not...*BANG!* that...*BANG!* kind...*BANG!* of...*BANG!* twist...*BANG!* I...*BANG!* meant...*BANG!* meant...*BANG!* not...*BANG!* that...*BANG!* kind...*BANG!* of...*BANG!* twist...*BANG!* :banghead: let me help you.... *pulls a very large warhammer out of a bag* *slams the warhammer into the back of elith's head* :D
Demonfey 12-29-04, 02:34 PM	let me help you.... *pulls a very large warhammer out of a bag* *slams the warhammer into the back of elith's head* :D Sig, turalisj HEY! He's a paying customer! {With that, he grabs the warhammer and smacks turalisj in the face with it.}
Cazic 12-29-04, 03:22 PM	Which one? The rules or the parents? Number three has definitely not happened, yet. You just described me, although you might want to reconsider trying anything like that. the three things dont have to do with the rules it has to do with Siren's past and why her parents went missing. if u look when Siren first came in the inn you will see that it says she is Human, but her dad is Celestial.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 03:41 PM	the three things dont have to do with the rules it has to do with Siren's past and why her parents went missing. if u look when Siren first came in the inn you will see that it says she is Human, but her dad is Celestial. Crowley has a distant cousin who has demon blood in him, although it doesn't make him like Crowley. I figured that either she didn't want to say she was a half celestial, or that it was a dormant gene. I don't know what to say as the father, so I leave the celestial's lines to you as well.
Dyne 12-29-04, 04:21 PM	That distant cousin was my main character. He was an Elf Wizard. I was thinking on changing him to a Half-Celestial Human Cleric. Or, maybe that could be another character?
Demonfey 12-29-04, 04:22 PM	That distant cousin was my main character. He was an Elf Wizard. I was thinking on changing him to a Half-Celestial Human Cleric. Or, maybe that could be another character? I thought that you already had changed him. Consider the new guy as a new character.
Cazic 12-29-04, 06:00 PM	Crowley has a distant cousin who has demon blood in him, although it doesn't make him like Crowley. I figured that either she didn't want to say she was a half celestial, or that it was a dormant gene. I don't know what to say as the father, so I leave the celestial's lines to you as well. she doent say she has celestial blood because since she was 5 she had none. The Sweetflute Clan and her father made a honor bond agreement 6 generations ago. the agreement stated that The Bards of the Sweetflute clan and the Celestial would help each other in battles. it allso stated that the Sweetflutes would never breed with anything other than humans and the Celestial would never breed with anything. this was never a problem till the 5th generation when the Celestial fell in love with Siren's future mother. they had a child and were able to keep it a secret untill the child was 5. that was when a group of Celestials fould out about the broken agreement. as punishment they inprisoned Siren's Mother and Father in different towers. they also striped Siren of her Celestial blood and said "You will only gain back the honor of your family and your Celestial heritage the day your Mother and Father are once again in eachother's arms. Untill that day you shall be human." they then throw her into the human realms and she was later captured by a Drow Raiding party, which was later killed in their sleep by Cazic when dedicided to stay on the surface. she then began to serve him after he promised to help her find her parents.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 06:07 PM	she doent say she has celestial blood because since she was 5 she had none. The Sweetflute Clan and her father made a honor bond agreement 6 generations ago. the agreement stated that The Bards of the Sweetflute clan and the Celestial would help each other in battles. it allso stated that the Sweetflutes would never breed with anything other than humans and the Celestial would never breed with anything. this was never a problem till the 5th generation when the Celestial fell in love with Siren's future mother. they had a child and were able to keep it a secret untill the child was 5. that was when a group of Celestials fould out about the broken agreement. as punishment they inprisoned Siren's Mother and Father in different towers. they also striped Siren of her Celestial blood and said "You will only gain back the honor of your family and your Celestial heritage the day your Mother and Father are once again in eachother's arms. Untill that day you shall be human." they then throw her into the human realms and she was later captured by a Drow Raiding party, which was later killed in their sleep by Cazic when dedicided to stay on the surface. she then began to serve him after he promised to help her find her parents. Ah. Well, in any case, I can help. We should make a thread for this. Hmmm...since he isn't one of these two, maybe it is time to scry his location. If that fails, we can ask Zaphkiel about it, in exchange for freedom from his IOUs at my poker table. Never did have much of a poker face...
BronzeBeard 12-29-04, 06:14 PM	Sig, turalisj HEY! He's a paying customer! {With that, he grabs the warhammer and smacks turalisj in the face with it.} *BB is hearing a smack* (With a heavy dwarven accent:) IT'S HAMMERING TIME! *hammers the nearest person with his double sized battle warhammer.*
Cazic 12-29-04, 06:19 PM	Ah. Well, in any case, I can help. We should make a thread for this. Hmmm...since he isn't one of these two, maybe it is time to scry his location. If that fails, we can ask Zaphkiel about it, in exchange for freedom from his IOUs at my poker table. Never did have much of a poker face... Siren looks upon the Celestial in front of her and then realizes who the man is. "Uncle! It is good to see you again, but is saddens my soul to see that you are still ill. Siren then looks at Demonfey. "You see my Uncle and Father are twins. After my Father was inprisoned my Uncle went insain and began to think he was Father. Besides if he was my Father the Lute would have more carvings on it. This is the Lute of Self-carving. It carves it self according to the things that happen to my Father." Siren then pulls out the Lute and shows you the back side. "As you can see he is still in the tower. Where ever it is." She then takes her seat again and sighs at seeing her uncle still in the thralls of insanity.
Cazic 12-29-04, 06:21 PM	*BB is hearing a smack* (With a heavy dwarven accent:) IT'S HAMMERING TIME! *hammers the nearest person with his double sized battle warhammer.* Crap Warcraft III has invaded DnD. :D
BronzeBeard 12-29-04, 06:23 PM	Crap Warcraft III has invaded DnD. :D OOC: I actually created this thread's character (and my account) with WC metarials (notice the name?)
Cazic 12-29-04, 06:26 PM	OOC: I actually created this thread's character (and my account) with WC metarials (notice the name?) i do now. :D
Dyne 12-29-04, 06:39 PM	Wait, Cazic is your Guild of Ultimate Evil character, right?
Demonfey 12-29-04, 06:44 PM	*BB is hearing a smack* (With a heavy dwarven accent:) IT'S HAMMERING TIME! *hammers the nearest person with his double sized battle warhammer.* {Crowley grabs the hammer in Bronzebeard's hand and rips it away before he hurts more bystanders.}
Dyne 12-29-04, 06:51 PM	Dyne walks into the inn. He sees his paycheck and goes to collect it. He then silently goes into the kitchen and begins preparing food. I think I've decided that Dyne (my main character) will stay a Neutral Good Elf Wizard, but that the half-celestial will be a new character. EDIT: Would any of you happen to know Celestial?
Cazic 12-29-04, 07:21 PM	Dyne walks into the inn. He sees his paycheck and goes to collect it. He then silently goes into the kitchen and begins preparing food. I think I've decided that Dyne (my main character) will stay a Neutral Good Elf Wizard, but that the half-celestial will be a new character. EDIT: Would any of you happen to know Celestial? one of my character might i am not sure. do Celestials and half Celestials get to naturaly speak Celestial?
Cazic 12-29-04, 07:21 PM	Wait, Cazic is your Guild of Ultimate Evil character, right? yes.
BronzeBeard 12-29-04, 07:27 PM	Theoreticly speaking my IG IWFG last time character knew celestial common rakshasa demonic and about dozen more such as dwarven and trollish but this is not IFWG and my IG character here is a dwarven so the answer is: no.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 07:34 PM	I know celestial, and so should a half celestial.
Dyne 12-29-04, 08:00 PM	Um, I meant do YOU know Celestial, not your character. I'm certain that someone out there has come up with a Celestial language, I just don't know it. Perhaps I should search around on Google. And yes, my half-celestial character does know Celestial. Just that I don't. And I don't know what name to call my character either.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 08:09 PM	Just choose something either latin or biblical.
Dyne 12-29-04, 08:13 PM	Biblical? I could just call him John, which is my first name. Give it a more personal feel as well. EDIT: A jedi bursts through the door. He expertly draws his lightsaber and chops Dyne's sig into pieces. "Save the squirrels! End long signatures!" he says, and he is off again as fast as he came.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 08:16 PM	Your sig, Dyne. I go for angel names, normally the one that science fiction books give the Angel of Death (Azrael).
Dyne 12-29-04, 10:46 PM	Azrael? :confused: Nevermind.... I'll call him "John, Defender of the Light, Keeper of the Peace, Protector of the Innocent, Uplifter of the Downtrodden, and Slayer of Evil," or just John for short. Or I could call him James, Luke, Gabriel, Michael.... Oh, and I need a name for my new Purple Dragon character. He's gonna be a Lawful Neutral Fighter/Purple Dragon Knight. And I need a name for my Tiefling Warlock (if I even play him at all, since I still don't have the invocations). By-the-way, Demonfey, do you have Complete Arcane back yet? I still need those invocations....
Demonfey 12-29-04, 10:53 PM	Azrael? :confused: Nevermind.... I'll call him "John, Defender of the Light, Keeper of the Peace, Protector of the Innocent, Uplifter of the Downtrodden, and Slayer of Evil," or just John for short. Or I could call him James, Luke, Gabriel, Michael.... Oh, and I need a name for my new Purple Dragon character. He's gonna be a Lawful Neutral Fighter/Purple Dragon Knight. And I need a name for my Tiefling Warlock (if I even play him at all, since I still don't have the invocations). By-the-way, Demonfey, do you have Complete Arcane back yet? I still need those invocations.... Yes. Sorry about forgetting to send you them. Azrael is common in most of them, since it doesn't sound like any other names in the bible, I think. Also, for the warlock, what about Lucifer?
Cazic 12-29-04, 11:12 PM	Your sig, Dyne. I go for angel names, normally the one that science fiction books give the Angel of Death (Azrael). i think i will call Siren's Dad Azrael. i still need to make his timplate. the bad thing is that since he has been fighting fo rht past 6 generastions i am betting he is higher than lvl 15. probbly higher than 20.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 11:21 PM	i think i will call Siren's Dad Azrael. i still need to make his timplate. the bad thing is that since he has been fighting fo rht past 6 generastions i am betting he is higher than lvl 15. probbly higher than 20. I forgot to mention this before, but you have to keep turning off your sig each time you post.
Dyne 12-29-04, 11:22 PM	Not Lucifer. I might call the Tiefling Numer. But definitely not Lucifer. I'm not even sure if I will use him or not.
Demonfey 12-29-04, 11:23 PM	The invocations have been sent from the book, as the basic description.
Cazic 12-29-04, 11:31 PM	I forgot to mention this before, but you have to keep turning off your sig each time you post. fixed it
Demonfey 12-29-04, 11:33 PM	fixed it Thank you. Maybe your uncle can help us out a bit...
Cazic 12-29-04, 11:46 PM	Thank you. Maybe your uncle can help us out a bit... Perhaps your are right. Uncle do you know were Mother or Father are?
Demonfey 12-29-04, 11:49 PM	Perhaps your are right. Uncle do you know were Mother or Father are? {Crowley opens his left eye wide, and you can see what looks to be a goat's eye in there. He then looks into the celestial's eyes with it.} You can tell us...no one will be mad with you if you did... {The celestial's eyes glaze over, and he looks like he is actually thinking clearly...}
Dyne 12-29-04, 11:50 PM	Uncle? :confused:
Cazic 12-29-04, 11:53 PM	Uncle? :confused: Siren has a uncle that went insain after Siren's Dad, his twin brother, was inprisoned. if you look farther up in the posts when the second Celestial showed up u will see. posts 608 (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=5135067&postcount=608), and 627 (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=5136537&postcount=627) are the main ones that describe him. 624 (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=5136424&postcount=624) also talks about Siren's past.
Elith 12-30-04, 04:43 PM	Okay, STOP saying anything not concerning the inn! [right?] The two half-elves don't pay any more attention to the current situation. One orders another round of ale for both. EDIT: nuclear explosion, no more sig!
Cazic 12-30-04, 06:26 PM	Okay, STOP saying anything not concerning the inn! [right?] The two half-elves don't pay any more attention to the current situation. One orders another round of ale for both. EDIT: nuclear explosion, no more sig! it is taking place in the Inn though. Soooo....wouldnt it then concern the inn? :D [EDIT] We dont have to worry about sigs. i know turalisj to kill any sig if it shows up.
turalisj 12-30-04, 06:29 PM	ya, and the nuke is bad for buisness. how is the chef supposed to make fried sig when the sigs are radioactive? :D
Demonfey 12-30-04, 07:36 PM	{pours more ale} Why don't we conduct this over at the GoPG? They would probably enjoy this type of thing...
Cazic 12-30-04, 09:10 PM	{pours more ale} Why don't we conduct this over at the GoPG? They would probably enjoy this type of thing... I agree Demonfey let us go. Master will you be coming with us? Cazic looks up from his spellbook. I am sorry, but no. I have much to do and I don't think The GoPG would like one such as myself in their home. I bid you the best of luck my dear. Do celestials or half-celestials have to be a certin allinment? [EDIT] The sig has been taken outside.
Demonfey 12-30-04, 09:29 PM	Do celestials or half-celestials have to be a certin allinment? [EDIT] The sig has been taken outside. Not really. They just have a good alignment the majority of the time.
Elith 12-30-04, 09:30 PM	[Refresh my memory, what does GoPG stand for?] Elith takes out a book and starts writing something down. Sid does the same, but with a parchment.
Demonfey 12-30-04, 09:33 PM	[Refresh my memory, what does GoPG stand for?] Elith takes out a book and starts writing something down. Sid does the same, but with a parchment. Guild of Pure Good. {Crowley looks at the paper, since nothing stays private when written at the bar of an inn.}
Elith 12-30-04, 09:40 PM	[On Sid's parchment, Crowley can see something written in a foregin language. He can not make any sence of it. However, he sees that it's a song, since the sentences are aligned as such.] Sid looks up: "What?"
Demonfey 12-30-04, 09:43 PM	[On Sid's parchment, Crowley can see something written in a foregin language. He can not make any sence of it. However, he sees that it's a song, since the sentences are aligned as such.] Sid looks up: "What?" Just curious. What, can't a 20,000 year old be curious once in a while?
Elith 12-30-04, 09:48 PM	Sid chuckles and returns to his writing. After a while, he looks up again: "You in charge of the rooms? Elith and I will be needin' one"
Demonfey 12-30-04, 09:51 PM	Sid chuckles and returns to his writing. After a while, he looks up again: "You in charge of the rooms? Elith and I will be needin' one" No, I'm in charge of the kitchen and bar. Bronzebeard is in charge of the rooms. I am also the part time bouncer, since turalisj seems to come in less and less.
Elith 12-30-04, 09:57 PM	No, I'm in charge of the kitchen and bar. Bronzebeard is in charge of the rooms. I am also the part time bouncer, since turalisj seems to come in less and less. "Well... 'would reccomend Elith here..." Elith just gives him a cold gaze "Then again, better not. None of the mischivious customers would survive."
Demonfey 12-30-04, 10:01 PM	"Well... 'would reccomend Elith here..." Elith just gives him a cold gaze "Then again, better not. None of the mischivious customers would survive." I'm composed of pure flame. I am the archmage of fire, and now a retired member of the GoUE (Guild of Ultimate Evil), which simply means I no longer am a pivotal point in plots, or required to actually help. What makes you believe that they survive anyway?
Elith 12-30-04, 10:07 PM	"They just don't" "Now, where's that short ranting fella?" Sid seemes a bit impatient about the room. Elith just finishes his pint.
Demonfey 12-30-04, 10:10 PM	"They just don't" "Now, where's that short ranting fella?" Sid seemes a bit impatient about the room. Elith just finishes his pint. Actually, I think he left me a room key for myself, but I don't really need it. Here you go. Room 666. ;)
Elith 12-30-04, 10:31 PM	"Thanks. Here's for the ale..." The half-elves go up the stairs, to room 666... Time passes... [Three hours later...] Crowley, tending the bar [I assume] hears a sound of aome small person crashing to the floor. The next sound he hears is Sid's voice: "I just hate these do-gooder fanatics, goddammit! :tantrum: " Then, a small bunch tumbles down the inn stairs, into Crowley's line of sight. It seemes it is a halling assasin, except he's all dressed in white. Lying on his stomach, beaten and bruised, a bright lightning bolt could be seen tattoed on the back of his garb. Elith goes down. He walked in a way like nothing happened, staring ahead. He pulls the assasin up to his small knees and performs a act of execution on him, piercing through the victim's neck from behind. The two crude blades of his gauntlet drip with blood. The halfling lets a wet sound and dies. Sid comes down: "Eh... I apologise for this, but the bugger was waiting in our closet" He scratches his head "Those idiots take us for members of a sect... Which we ain't! ...Will you dispose of him, or shall I?"
Demonfey 12-30-04, 10:44 PM	"Thanks. Here's for the ale..." The half-elves go up the stairs, to room 666... Time passes... [Three hours later...] Crowley, tending the bar [I assume] hears a sound of aome small person crashing to the floor. The next sound he hears is Sid's voice: "I just hate these do-gooder fanatics, goddammit! :tantrum: " Then, a small bunch tumbles down the inn stairs, into Crowley's line of sight. It seemes it is a halling assasin, except he's all dressed in white. Lying on his stomach, beaten and bruised, a bright lightning bolt could be seen tattoed on the back of his garb. Elith goes down. He walked in a way like nothing happened, staring ahead. He pulls the assasin up to his small knees and performs a act of execution on him, piercing through the victim's neck from behind. The two crude blades of his gauntlet drip with blood. The halfling lets a wet sound and dies. Sid comes down: "Eh... I apologise for this, but the bugger was waiting in our closet" He scratches his head "Those idiots take us for members of a sect... Which we ain't! ...Will you dispose of him, or shall I?" Eh. I got it. I think he was supposed to try and kill me, actually. It makes sense, considering until recently that was supposed to be my room. {Crowley pulls out a staple gun} When I did this to a Garrote member, they decided to never bother me again. {With that, he walks outside. A few minutes later, he walks back in, and there are bloodstains on the staple gun} They will never find where I put his spleen...
Elith 12-30-04, 10:51 PM	"Actually, he was after *us*. Those damn whitecoats were following us since Terra... well, since we began... I just don't get it how did they know that we were going to use *your* room. I didn't see anyone enter after we got in. It's impossible, anyway. Goddammit! :tantrum: " Sid seemes a bit distant, thinking. Elith says: "What did you do with his spleen?"
Demonfey 12-30-04, 10:56 PM	"Actually, he was after *us*. Those damn whitecoats were following us since Terra... well, since we began... I just don't get it how did they know that we were going to use *your* room. I didn't see anyone enter after we got in. It's impossible, anyway. Goddammit! :tantrum: " Sid seemes a bit distant, thinking. Elith says: "What did you do with his spleen?" I stapled parts of his body to multiple trees in 1000 different dimensions in 20 different universes. Besides, they also hunt me because of obvious reasons.
Cazic 12-30-04, 10:59 PM	"I just hate these do-gooder fanatics, goddammit! :tantrum: please watch the language. I dont know if this forum let people talk like that, but most don't and not everyone likes to see that. thank you. :) [EDIT] DIE SIG DIE!
Cazic 12-30-04, 11:03 PM	Cazic listens to it all and grins to himself. He then grins from ear to ear after realizing that Anna has stopped eatting her eggs because of what she just heard. [EDIT] THEY KEEP COMING CAPTAIN! THEN SHOOT THEM! THERES TO MANY SIGS! WE CANT KILL THEM ALL!
Demonfey 12-30-04, 11:07 PM	Cazic listens to it all and grins to himself. He then grins from ear to ear after realizing that Anna has stopped eatting her eggs because of what she just heard. [EDIT] THEY KEEP COMING CAPTAIN! THEN SHOOT THEM! THERES TO MANY SIGS! WE CANT KILL THEM ALL! Hey, I have been hunted long enough, so now, I never tolerate it, and set examples for others.
Cazic 12-30-04, 11:11 PM	Hey, I have been hunted long enough, so now, I never tolerate it, and set examples for others. I fully agree with you my friend. I stopped letting people who hunted me live 10 years ago. Although I have never been as creative as you with their speens. I normally just hang their inerds fro trees. I will have to remember how you did it next time.
Demonfey 12-30-04, 11:13 PM	I fully agree with you my friend. I stopped letting people who hunted me live 10 years ago. Although I have never been as creative as you with their speens. I normally just hang their inerds fro trees. I will have to remember how you did it next time. Not just the spleens. The entire body. I then send a letter that brings them to the head of the ex-assassin, or maybe to something more appropriate for toilet-bowl humor. I also capture their souls in gemstones.
Cazic 12-30-04, 11:13 PM	"Actually, he was after *us*. Those damn whitecoats were following us since Terra... well, since we began... I just don't get it how did they know that we were going to use *your* room. I didn't see anyone enter after we got in. It's impossible, anyway. Goddammit! :tantrum: " Sid seemes a bit distant, thinking. Elith says: "What did you do with his spleen?" They may be scrying you two and used a teleportation spell to get into the room. Perhaps you should start wearing anti-scry items.
Cazic 12-30-04, 11:15 PM	Not just the spleens. The entire body. I then send a letter that brings them to the head of the ex-assassin, or maybe to something more appropriate for toilet-bowl humor. I also capture their souls in gemstones. Very nice. What pray tell do you do with their souls?
Demonfey 12-30-04, 11:18 PM	Very nice. What pray tell do you do with their souls? I keep them around.
Cazic 12-30-04, 11:25 PM	I keep them around. Does their sreaming ever bother you? I would imagine having ones soul ripped from your body and put in a gem for year on end when be most unpleasent. [EDIT] is their a way to turn off the sig permenitly?
Demonfey 12-30-04, 11:29 PM	Does their sreaming ever bother you? Iwould imagine having ones soul rpped from your body and put in a gem for year on end when be most unpleasent. Soundproofed room.
Cazic 12-30-04, 11:30 PM	Soundproofed room. Hmmm...Yes. I see. With that Cazic retuns to reading his speelbook.
Demonfey 12-30-04, 11:33 PM	Unfortunately, not everyone finds my approach to be a deterent on assassination attempts. Cazic, the stage is set for your challenge in the GoPG.
Cazic 12-30-04, 11:38 PM	Unfortunately, not everyone finds my approach to be a deterent on assassination attempts. Have you tried Nightmare spells, trapping them in other demintions, or slow rosting their women and children?
Demonfey 12-30-04, 11:40 PM	Have you tried Nightmare spells, trapping them in other demintions, or slow rosting their women and children? The biggest deterrent to an assassin is danger to their life.
Cazic 12-30-04, 11:42 PM	The biggest deterrent to an assassin is danger to their life. And perhaps their organisation. If killing the arms wont work then go for the head.
Silmarien Aldalome 12-30-04, 11:47 PM	Hi everyone, my aplogies for the interruption. There's a poll thread, I've just cut, and we need you to post to the poll. It's here, this forum. regards stav
Demonfey 12-30-04, 11:51 PM	And perhaps their organisation. If killing the arms wont work then go for the head. Part of the content in the letter is a death threat on the head of the organization.
Cazic 12-31-04, 12:09 AM	Part of the content in the letter is a death threat on the head of the organization. And yet they still try to kill you? They are either very powerful or very stupid.
Demonfey 12-31-04, 12:11 AM	And yet they still try to kill you? They are either very powerful or very stupid. Most take the hint, but there are a few stupid ones. There are always a few stupid ones.
grimclaw 12-31-04, 05:59 AM	From his seat where he had been sitting quietly the grimclaw observed,"The most amusing way to get rid of assasination attempts is to hire another guild of assasins to kill the first root and branch.It's always better when the vermin exterminate each other."So saying he rose up from his seat bowed slightly to Anna and made his way upstairs to his room studiously ignoring the others.
Demonfey 12-31-04, 11:43 AM	From his seat where he had been sitting quietly the grimclaw observed,"The most amusing way to get rid of assasination attempts is to hire another guild of assasins to kill the first root and branch.It's always better when the vermin exterminate each other."So saying he rose up from his seat bowed slightly to Anna and made his way upstairs to his room studiously ignoring the others. I don't, simply because they can come in handy later.
turalisj 12-31-04, 02:41 PM	well thats amusing, but i make sure no assasins come into the inn.... unless they pay money.... :D *as he talks a hooded figure walks in, on his cloak is a strange arcane symbol*
Demonfey 12-31-04, 06:39 PM	Dyne, thasis, and Bronzebeard quit the board.
Cazic 12-31-04, 06:41 PM	Dyne, thasis, and Bronzebeard quit the board. ALL 3?! Why?
Demonfey 12-31-04, 06:43 PM	ALL 3?! Why? Promise me you won't quit. I need someone to stay and help try and make things so that they will return. They quit because they were fed up with Sil, and believed he was the main cause of problems.
Elith 12-31-04, 08:33 PM	Sil?, Who's that?
Cazic 12-31-04, 08:35 PM	Promise me you won't quit. I need someone to stay and help try and make things so that they will return. They quit because they were fed up with Sil, and believed he was the main cause of problems. dont worrie man i dont plan on leaving any time soon. if u need help then just ask i want them all to come back and if sil readly is the sourse of the problems then we need to do something about it. dyne and all them put a lot into these boards. what did sil do?
grimclaw 12-31-04, 09:15 PM	dont worrie man i dont plan on leaving any time soon. if u need help then just ask i want them all to come back and if sil readly is the sourse of the problems then we need to do something about it. dyne and all them put a lot into these boards. what did sil do? dont know,it all seems hush hush.I hope they return we are losing a lot of good people all the sudden.
Demonfey 12-31-04, 09:30 PM	dont know,it all seems hush hush.I hope they return we are losing a lot of good people all the sudden. @Elith: Sil is a GM of the board, Elith. @grimclaw: Yeah. This is getting alarming and disturbing.
Cazic 12-31-04, 11:43 PM	if sil really is the sorce of the problems then we have to do something. we cant just stand by and watch if sil is causing so many problems that so many people will leave. was sil that one gm that was cheating a lot or something?
Demonfey 12-31-04, 11:45 PM	if sil really is the sorce of the problems then we have to do something. we cant just stand by and watch if sil is causing so many problems that so many people will leave. Right now, I am bringing it up with Sil.
Cazic 12-31-04, 11:51 PM	Right now, I am bringing it up with Sil. good plz tell us how that turns out.
grimclaw 12-31-04, 11:56 PM	I call to order the first meeting of the "what the heck is going on "society :confused:
Cazic 01-01-05, 12:23 AM	I call to order the first meeting of the "what the heck is going on "society :confused: now before we start is their any old buisness?
Demonfey 01-01-05, 12:28 AM	now before we start is their any old buisness? I have decided to let things lie, for now. If the problem with rapidly disappearing members continues, I will begin asking Sil questions again. In the mean time, I suggest we wait and see what happens, since Sil also made many good points for his side. I am still impartial about sides, though.
Cazic 01-01-05, 12:30 AM	I have decided to let things lie, for now. If the problem with rapidly disappearing members continues, I will begin asking Sil questions again. In the mean time, I suggest we wait and see what happens, since Sil also made many good points for his side. I am still impartial about sides, though. well i just hope everyone comes back. the people that left contribitted a lot to the boards, but i rarely see sil post that much.
Demonfey 01-01-05, 12:31 AM	well i just hope everyone comes back. the people that left contribitted a lot to the boards, but i rarely see sil post that much. Ever read the HEF?
king_of_evil007 01-01-05, 01:06 AM	Don't worry - I'll stay :D :D The fact that there are 'sides' disturbs me. I know little about the exact nature of problems, other than some people having problems with the way things are being run. I know no details. This event saddens me. -KoE
Demonfey 01-01-05, 01:10 AM	Don't worry - I'll stay :D :D The fact that there are 'sides' disturbs me. I know little about the exact nature of problems, other than some people having problems with the way things are being run. I know no details. This event saddens me. -KoE That is where the sides come from. How about we just move on to IG for now, because this type of thing gets depressing if dwelled upon for too long.
turalisj 01-01-05, 02:52 AM	ya, and the inn is short handed. we need a bartender and a chef. so, anyone here good with people? *takes a look around* forget i even asked........ :D
Demonfey 01-01-05, 10:54 AM	ya, and the inn is short handed. we need a bartender and a chef. so, anyone here good with people? *takes a look around* forget i even asked........ :D Turalisj, I'm both of those.
Cazic 01-01-05, 11:32 AM	Ever read the HEF? no. no i dont. :D
Cazic 01-01-05, 11:33 AM	ya, and the inn is short handed. we need a bartender and a chef. so, anyone here good with people? *takes a look around* forget i even asked........ :D do u need a bard? [EDIT] We will clinse this land of a sigs.
Demonfey 01-01-05, 11:49 AM	do u need a bard? [EDIT] We will clinse this land of a sigs. Yeah, and we already hired Siren, since turalisj and myself seem to be the only two remaining workers here. Don't worry, though-there is no way I will allow Turalisj to run things, with his willingness to bash paying customers.;)
Demonfey 01-01-05, 01:01 PM	To pass time, Cazic, can we continue to work on finding Siren's parents in the GoPG?
Cazic 01-01-05, 02:13 PM	To pass time, Cazic, can we continue to work on finding Siren's parents in the GoPG? sure i just need to word the entry of Cazic and all them.i will start that right now.
Cazic 01-01-05, 02:15 PM	Yeah, and we already hired Siren, since turalisj and myself seem to be the only two remaining workers here. Don't worry, though-there is no way I will allow Turalisj to run things, with his willingness to bash paying customers.;) Glad to hear it.
Demonfey 01-01-05, 02:22 PM	They already know we are approaching. I posted before my computer showed that you had recently posted here.
turalisj 01-01-05, 04:01 PM	i only bash them if they start bashing themselves......and i got a troupe of changeling entertainers to put on a show. they're actually really good. when they arent trying to steal your coin pouch........ :D
Cazic 01-01-05, 04:40 PM	i only bash them if they start bashing themselves......and i got a troupe of changeling entertainers to put on a show. they're actually really good. when they arent trying to steal your coin pouch........ :D does the money they steal go to the inn?
turalisj 01-01-05, 05:30 PM	no, it goes to my.....i mean yes, yes it does go to the inn :D
Cazic 01-01-05, 06:26 PM	no, it goes to my.....i mean yes, yes it does go to the inn :D you know if Demonfey finds out he wont pay you since you are getting your paycheck's equivelent. :D so i dont think we need the theifs. I MEAN ENTERTANERS! :D
BronzeBeard 01-02-05, 03:59 AM	What do I HEAR with my own ears!?!? turalisj? Explain.
grimclaw 01-02-05, 04:06 AM	Whats this thievery at the Blue Lizard?oh well I stole someones thunder once but they made me give it back. Oh yea and I've been stealing cookies from the kitchen. You dont want them back do you,because that would be rather disgusting.
BronzeBeard 01-02-05, 04:23 AM	Yeah, and we already hired Siren, since turalisj and myself seem to be the only two remaining workers here. Don't worry, though-there is no way I will allow Turalisj to run things, with his willingness to bash paying customers.;) OOC: I had more and more things on my mind and with the difference of the GMT's help I keep coming 5 hours after you and see somewhere around 20 new posts. Sorry for not sticking up the pase but I do post... I am still here but you, demonfey, receive my complete trust at running the Inn. ------------------------------ EDIT: Nevermind that - we can hire a new bard who want's to? No sigs please.
Elith 01-02-05, 08:14 AM	Sid raises his hand "I might. I'm not as good as Siren, she knows how to sing. Me, I prefer the pure sound of the instrument. Still, I'm good" ... "Oh, and Elith here might be of great help in the kitchen. Ayn't fear for Fly fo be both chef and bartender" :D
Cazic 01-02-05, 10:09 AM	OOC: I had more and more things on my mind and with the difference of the GMT's help I keep coming 5 hours after you and see somewhere around 20 new posts. Sorry for not sticking up the pase but I do post... I am still here but you, demonfey, receive my complete trust at running the Inn. ------------------------------ EDIT: Nevermind that - we can hire a new bard who want's to? No sigs please. About the Bard. Check post 717. (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=5150771&postcount=717)
BronzeBeard 01-02-05, 03:31 PM	About the Bard. Check post 717. (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=5150771&postcount=717) This is unacceptable since I am the owner of the Imm and I decide who will be hired and who will not be hired.
Cazic 01-02-05, 03:51 PM	This is unacceptable since I am the owner of the Imm and I decide who will be hired and who will not be hired. ok then your the boss. :D
BronzeBeard 01-02-05, 05:29 PM	:w00t: Anyway, we still have an opening for the bard position so you may try for it but if there's more than one bard that ask for the job than we'll have a competition over late friday or so.
turalisj 01-02-05, 05:29 PM	oook, well, i'm off to lace the food with positoxins! :D (note:positoxins are dangerous to undead only, this is to make sure no lichs, necrothanes, or vampires enter the inn)
Elith 01-02-05, 05:41 PM	Okay, say when you want, and I'll demonstrate.
Cazic 01-02-05, 05:49 PM	didn't i already sing in the inn and didnt everyone like it a lot?
Cazic 01-02-05, 05:50 PM	is there a trickster class?
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-02-05, 05:51 PM	oook, well, i'm off to lace the food with positoxins! :D (note:positoxins are dangerous to undead only, this is to make sure no lichs, necrothanes, or vampires enter the inn) Now, the real question is... why would undead be eating food?
BronzeBeard 01-02-05, 06:06 PM	Now, the real question is... why would undead be eating food? :rolf: Yes, there is a trickster class known as the arcane trickster from page 177 in the DMG
Cazic 01-02-05, 06:33 PM	:rolf: Yes, there is a trickster class known as the arcane trickster from page 177 in the DMG Darn. So it is called "arcane trickster"? Is it a Pre. class?
Cazic 01-02-05, 06:34 PM	Now, the real question is... why would undead be eating food? Vampires eat. More or less. :D
BronzeBeard 01-02-05, 06:44 PM	A what class?
Cazic 01-02-05, 06:48 PM	A what class? Prestige
Demonfey 01-02-05, 06:59 PM	OOC: I had more and more things on my mind and with the difference of the GMT's help I keep coming 5 hours after you and see somewhere around 20 new posts. Sorry for not sticking up the pase but I do post... I am still here but you, demonfey, receive my complete trust at running the Inn. ------------------------------ EDIT: Nevermind that - we can hire a new bard who want's to? No sigs please. What do you mean "nevermind? Also, Siren can be our part time bard, and Elith could to.
Demonfey 01-02-05, 07:02 PM	This is unacceptable since I am the owner of the Imm and I decide who will be hired and who will not be hired. And that was why I was paying out of my own wallet for now. I figured that an unofficial hiring until you decided to come into the conversation would do for now, and would mean that you would still have a say.
Cazic 01-02-05, 07:04 PM	And that was why I was paying out of my own wallet for now. I figured that an unofficial hiring until you decided to come into the conversation would do for now, and would mean that you would still have a say. speaking of which how much that diamond worth?
Demonfey 01-02-05, 07:09 PM	speaking of which how much that diamond worth? The thing is, the money spent in the inn don't have any effect on the actual wallet size of the person (in other words, you didn't actually get any money. Sorry!)
Cazic 01-02-05, 07:12 PM	The thing is, the money spent in the inn don't have any effect on the actual wallet size of the person (in other words, you didn't actually get any money. Sorry!) If thats true them 3 rounds of ale on me from my unlimited inn wallet and toss some food to the undead in the ally.
Demonfey 01-02-05, 07:14 PM	If thats true them 3 rounds of ale on me from my unlimited inn wallet and toss some food to the undead in the ally. Here. {Pours ale} Since Turalisj just poisoned the food, I'll get rid of what he got. {Begins tossing the food to a bunch of ghouls, who then all die for good.}
Cazic 01-02-05, 07:16 PM	Darn. So it is called "arcane trickster"? Is it a Pre. class? well?
BronzeBeard 01-02-05, 07:19 PM	yes, a prestige. (aka PrC) I know, but I think that everyone should have a fair chance to get the job so we a contest (unless she is the only one interested)
Cazic 01-02-05, 07:22 PM	yes, a prestige. (aka PrC) Thank you. I know, but I think that everyone should have a fair chance to get the job so we a contest (unless she is the only one interested) Siren isn't the only one, but until her parents are found I dont think she will be doing a lot of entertainment playing. What would the contest involve? just curius.
Demonfey 01-02-05, 07:26 PM	yes, a prestige. (aka PrC) I know, but I think that everyone should have a fair chance to get the job so we a contest (unless she is the only one interested) Why not two? Siren does more vocal music, and Sid does mainly instrumental. Have the two learn from each other, and improve their weaker kind of music, and then we have two very good bards instead of one. Also, I could use help in the kitchen.
BronzeBeard 01-02-05, 07:48 PM	You think that we are earning enought to pay for both? and the contest will involve (surprisingly) a performance duel.
Cazic 01-02-05, 07:53 PM	You think that we are earning enought to pay for both? and the contest will involve (surprisingly) a performance duel. Pay? If you pay people then why did Demonfey say "The thing is, the money spent in the inn don't have any effect on the actual wallet size of the person (in other words, you didn't actually get any money. Sorry!)" If peole make money here then I should have a diamond the size of my head since thats what Demonfey paid me for singing.
Cazic 01-02-05, 07:54 PM	You think that we are earning enought to pay for both? and the contest will involve (surprisingly) a performance duel. A bard Duel? I hope everyone likes the Opera.
Demonfey 01-02-05, 07:58 PM	You think that we are earning enought to pay for both? and the contest will involve (surprisingly) a performance duel. free entertainment is what you want. If they are supplied with free board and meals, and can be swayed to take a little cut in pay than a normal worker from these advantages, then possibly. That was an IG thing, Cazic.
Cazic 01-02-05, 08:00 PM	free entertainment is what you want. If they are supplied with free board and meals, and can be swayed to take a little cut in pay than a normal worker from these advantages, then possibly. That was an IG thing, Cazic. i know but i couln't help it.
BronzeBeard 01-02-05, 08:06 PM	And? Yes or No? Anyway it's 3 o'clock and it started raining so I'd better be off - go to bed. preparing for tommarow. Give me the key to room 15 and, well, you know...
Demonfey 01-02-05, 08:09 PM	And? Yes or No? Anyway it's 3 o'clock and it started raining so I'd better be off - go to bed. preparing for tommarow. Give me the key to room 15 and, well, you know... *Chucks you the key* So I'm in charge when you're not here?
Cazic 01-02-05, 08:10 PM	And? Yes or No? Anyway it's 3 o'clock and it started raining so I'd better be off - go to bed. preparing for tommarow. Give me the key to room 15 and, well, you know... Cazic looks over to his companions and after seeing that they agree he looks back to BronzeBeard and Demonfey. "We are happy with these terms."
Demonfey 01-02-05, 08:18 PM	Cazic, can we continue to work on finding Siren's parents?
Cazic 01-02-05, 08:21 PM	Cazic, can we continue to work on finding Siren's parents? ya i was just waiting for someone in the GoPG to respond to our posts.
Demonfey 01-02-05, 08:23 PM	We can continue anyway.
Cazic 01-02-05, 08:30 PM	We can continue anyway. ok then lead then way.
Demonfey 01-02-05, 08:42 PM	ok then lead then way. Already started to.
Cazic 01-02-05, 08:45 PM	Already started to. Wich thread? :confused: [edit]nevermind found it
Demonfey 01-02-05, 08:48 PM	which thread? :confused: GoPG. We're just going to ignore Thasis's little outburst for now.
Gurney Halleck 01-02-05, 10:52 PM	Through the door of the Blue Lizard Inn, Gurney Halleck's head peeks through. He then walks into the tavern, holding his beloved baliset in his hands with a grin on his face. "I hear that my position has been taken. I would just like to apologize for the lack of service in this establishment. Most of my time has been taken up by other chores, and I simply haven't had time to report in. I would, however, like to pop in whenever the chance arises, have a drink, and sing along with the new Troubadour. Once more, my apologies, gentlemen."
turalisj 01-03-05, 06:57 AM	oh, i've seen you working on your "chores". that melody you were playing would've woke the dead. and give em a migrain too. *just then leto atredies walks in* ahh, my old friend, how is devil hunting?
BronzeBeard 01-03-05, 07:19 AM	:rant: turalisj?!? What's that soppused to be? Your'e a bouncer for god'sake and there are sigs in my Inn! Get read of them now! Gurney Halleck, you want to keep your post? Or should I open it for Siren?
grimclaw 01-03-05, 08:11 AM	GRIMCLAW PULLS HIS SWORD AND GLEEFULLY BEGINS HACKING AWAY AT THE SIG. "Revenge!!!," :D he shouts as pieces of the sig splatter all over the inn.
Gurney Halleck 01-03-05, 12:16 PM	Gurney Halleck, you want to keep your post? Or should I open it for Siren? What, exactly, are you getting at my friend? oh, i've seen you working on your "chores". that melody you were playing would've woke the dead. and give em a migrain too. Hey, that little jerk Duncan just messed up my instrument. And it seems i have woken the dead; what are you doing here Leto, i thought you died a while back. EDIT: and by the way, How CAN I turn off my sig?
Demonfey 01-03-05, 03:19 PM	What, exactly, are you getting at my friend? Why not compete with the other two. Since we were thinking of a competition for a new bard, I thought it would be a good idea to fire him, and if he wanted the job, earn it on the same terms as the other two. I may have been hasty, and I apologize, but I was trying to be sensible. EDIT: and by the way, How CAN I turn off my sig? There is a little option at the bottom that says "show your sig." Just click it so that the checkmark isn't in the box.
BronzeBeard 01-03-05, 03:23 PM	I said, do you think you'll be around more than before or that I will check for other entertainers? you just need to uncheck the 'show your signature'
Gurney Halleck 01-03-05, 06:34 PM	Gurney considers for a moment, then turns back to Bronzebeard. "If you have another bard lined up for the job, I will resign. However, I humbly ask that when my feet happen to carry me this way that I might sing and play for the guests, or have a duet with the regular. Also, I have my own skill with a blade, and could aid should the need arise. I just ask for a room and drink on occassion, nothing more."
Demonfey 01-03-05, 06:37 PM	Gurney considers for a moment, then turns back to Bronzebeard. "If you have another bard lined up for the job, I will resign. However, I humbly ask that when my feet happen to carry me this way that I might sing and play for the guests, or have a duet with the regular. Also, I have my own skill with a blade, and could aid should the need arise. I just ask for a room and drink on occassion, nothing more." We have two people currently asking for the job. Care to compete for the job?
Gurney Halleck 01-03-05, 06:52 PM	"What would I have to do?"
BronzeBeard 01-03-05, 07:21 PM	Simple. A bardic contest (as a opposede perform). Here, late friday (11:00 PM my place - that's somewhere around 9 GMT) If I won't be present then DF will take over the contest.
Cazic 01-03-05, 08:12 PM	Simple. A bardic contest (as a opposede perform). Here, late friday (11:00 PM my place - that's somewhere around 9 GMT) If I won't be present then DF will take over the contest. so are we have ing a singing contest now or still a duel? :confused:
turalisj 01-03-05, 08:32 PM	a fight? i'll partake! :D oh, and like my new graft? *moves some hair that was hiding his right eye. eveyone looks to see a red gem in place of his eye* so i will never have to worry about missing an enemy again!
Elith 01-03-05, 08:42 PM	Okay, NOW you've lost me. How are we supposed to have a diecent duel?!?
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-03-05, 08:44 PM	a fight? i'll partake! :D oh, and like my new graft? *moves some hair that was hiding his right eye. eveyone looks to see a red gem in place of his eye* so i will never have to worry about missing an enemy again! Hope you don't plan to use that in the wars if you cant afford it ;)
turalisj 01-03-05, 08:57 PM	it cost a mere 10,800 gp and one left eye. in return i can use fireball to deal 10d6 damage. i can even hit those with fire immunity since half the damage is from divine power. i can only use it one time per day though, but i save that for last. :D
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-03-05, 09:02 PM	it cost a mere 10,800 gp and one left eye. in return i can use fireball to deal 10d6 damage. i can even hit those with fire immunity since half the damage is from divine power. i can only use it one time per day though, but i save that for last. :D And... this comes from what?
turalisj 01-03-05, 09:06 PM	libris mortis, book of the undead. got it for christmas with a card saying that most of the people in there resemble me....... :rolleyes:
Demonfey 01-03-05, 09:07 PM	so are we have ing a singing contest now or still a duel? :confused: It's still a singing contest. There's just another person in it.
Demonfey 01-03-05, 09:09 PM	libris mortis, book of the undead. got it for christmas with a card saying that most of the people in there resemble me....... :rolleyes: He's correct. It's called the eye of flame.
turalisj 01-03-05, 09:10 PM	and i get to fry the person that comes into last place. no litterally, i'll turn them into fry from futrama! :P
Demonfey 01-03-05, 09:13 PM	and i get to fry the person that comes into last place. no litterally, i'll turn them into fry from futrama! :P No you don't. I won't allow it. You try, and you won't even get a chance to use it.
turalisj 01-03-05, 09:17 PM	oh fine....... :( i'm off to find a vampire i can vent my anger out on..... :weep:
Demonfey 01-03-05, 09:26 PM	oh fine....... :( i'm off to find a vampire i can vent my anger out on..... :weep: Here's one I've meant to have killed. {Crowley writes an address on a piece of paper.}
turalisj 01-03-05, 09:35 PM	mm, how much do you want for his death? i charge a minimum of 2k, costs of liquid mortalisy and blood wine you know, their not cheap you know.....
Demonfey 01-03-05, 09:45 PM	mm, how much do you want for his death? i charge a minimum of 2k, costs of liquid mortalisy and blood wine you know, their not cheap you know..... The only reason I want him dead is so he'll stop stealing my mail.
Xen155 01-03-05, 10:41 PM	The only reason I want him dead is so he'll stop stealing my mail. wow What sig? <_< >_>
turalisj 01-03-05, 10:47 PM	*launches a fireball at the sig* sig off please. demon fey, more raw food ready for the stove. :D
Demonfey 01-04-05, 03:03 PM	*launches a fireball at the sig* sig off please. demon fey, more raw food ready for the stove. :D Thanks. {Turns to Elith} Want a job as an assistant chef/bartender here? The job is that when I'm not here, or when we need multiple chefs, you either cover the orders or help out. We have Bob the fire elemental and his family as our oven, and give them alcohol and incense as payment. Interested?
BronzeBeard 01-05-05, 01:20 AM	:confused: :ahem: Forgot something? But then again there's little chance that Dyne will come back... :( He was a good worker
Cazic 01-05-05, 08:39 AM	:confused: :ahem: Forgot something? But then again there's little chance that Dyne will come back... :( He was a good worker i hope he comes back.
Gurney Halleck 01-05-05, 12:35 PM	Dyne was an interesting character, indeed. And I might just pop in for that bardic duel... wherever my feet lead me!
Cazic 01-06-05, 12:31 AM	Do Trolls swim very well?
BronzeBeard 01-06-05, 07:01 AM	that depends, lad. WC, which I ran into more frequantly, can swim. Normal trolls can't.
Cazic 01-06-05, 12:23 PM	that depends, lad. WC, which I ran into more frequantly, can swim. Normal trolls can't. hmmmm :plotting: thank you
Quarion Liadon 01-06-05, 09:59 PM	*An Elf in simple robes and holding a staff enters the inn. His hair hangs down to his shoulders, and his eyes, which are a dull green, seem like a fire that has long burned out. His eyes scan the room, and he sits down at the counter.* Hello, I am Quarion Liadon, of the forest realm of Lothlorien. What goes on here?
Demonfey 01-06-05, 10:04 PM	*An Elf in simple robes and holding a staff enters the inn. His hair hangs down to his shoulders, and his eyes, which are a dull green, seem like a fire that has long burned out. His eyes scan the room, and he sits down at the counter.* Hello, I am Quarion Liadon, of the forest realm of Lothlorien. What goes on here? Banter, drinking, brief bouts of violence. So, what will you have?
king_of_evil007 01-06-05, 10:07 PM	Dyne? Meh, not sure if I want him to come back. Well, not that I don't want him back, but do we really want people who take large responsabilities and leave? Nothing against him, but WHY did he take the responsability for the CHaracter thread and then just vanish? If he comes back, great, but I wouldn't want him in charge of anything. Just my opinion of course, I never really met him all that much (never RP'd with him or anything) so I don't have that strong a connection to him like you guys might. Oh, and many sig cuttage goes on here :D I'm actually surprised that a lot of people actually disable their sigs. On a community message board, it's easy to get a lot of people who are all "I won't disable my sig for you guys". Either way, cool :D ([/attempt to make this post a little lighter]) -KoE
Cazic 01-06-05, 10:15 PM	Dyne left because of something Sil did, but most people dont know what.
Quarion Liadon 01-06-05, 10:16 PM	Give me a glass of cider. *He says to the bartender. QL then looks around at the occupants once more. His eyes widen as he continues to look. He finds the group to be an odd bunch, but their company will be enjoyable at least*
BronzeBeard 01-06-05, 10:18 PM	Hello, I am Quarion Liadon, of the forest realm of Lothlorien. What goes on here? :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: He's back! Dyne? Meh, not sure if I want him to come back. Well, not that I don't want him back, but do we really want people who take large responsabilities and leave? You can take everything you just said and replace 'dyne' with 'sil'. That is how I feel. But the sad answer (as it was hammered on me by the Wizo's) is that you must work with whom running the show, and that's it. :( And stop making your post bigger! ...and mine!
BronzeBeard 01-07-05, 10:16 AM	*bronzebeard approach the fireplace and stares into the fire* I must leave soon *he says* (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?p=5187389& posted=1#post5187389)
Cazic 01-07-05, 10:17 PM	*bronzebeard approach the fireplace and stares into the fire* I must leave soon *he says* (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?p=5187389& posted=1#post5187389) I hope you return soon my friend. These lands will not be the same without you. Do you know how long you shall be gone?
grimclaw 01-08-05, 01:28 AM	As is his usual practice Grimclaw sits by the fire deep in the red lit shadows,"Fair journey my friend,could you scoot over a bit?I cant see the fire elves."He sighs,"They havent been the same since those elementals came by and thrashed them,I almost feel sorry for them.Almost."
BronzeBeard 01-08-05, 10:15 AM	my journy will be 3 years from the next month, lads, but it probably would look like a lifetime. Obviously Dfey will take the Inn under his guard, right?
Cazic 01-08-05, 10:48 AM	my journy will be 3 years from the next month, lads, but it probably would look like a lifetime. Obviously Dfey will take the Inn under his guard, right? We all wish you fair travels and a safe return. We look foward to your grand return to these lands and when you return we shall hold a celebration like no other for you.
BronzeBeard 01-08-05, 10:59 AM	oh damn, I forgot the contest for bards! Nevermind that who want to be the performer in the Inn?
Demonfey 01-08-05, 12:07 PM	oh damn, I forgot the contest for bards! Nevermind that who want to be the performer in the Inn? I forgot about it too, when I read that. Try and take care of yourself, Bronzebeard.
Demonfey 01-08-05, 12:08 PM	my journy will be 3 years from the next month, lads, but it probably would look like a lifetime. Obviously Dfey will take the Inn under his guard, right? Yes, I will.
Cazic 01-08-05, 01:15 PM	oh damn, I forgot the contest for bards! Nevermind that who want to be the performer in the Inn? the inn will be waiting for you when you get back.
turalisj 01-08-05, 02:06 PM	we could have a dirge singer come in.... *a sulllen looking elf walks in, he has a lute strapped across his back and looks as if he has suffered great loss* well, speak of a tanar'ri! this is Tornid Olath Ooble'. he was my contact in a vampires city. how's life as a dirge singer? "sad as always"
Demonfey 01-08-05, 02:24 PM	we could have a dirge singer come in.... *a sulllen looking elf walks in, he has a lute strapped across his back and looks as if he has suffered great loss* well, speak of a tanar'ri! this is Tornid Olath Ooble'. he was my contact in a vampires city. how's life as a dirge singer? "sad as always" ooc: i just relized something!! bronze beard is color blind correct? they would reject somone like that from being a marine!! :D Turalisj, he lives in Israel. I believe that they have different laws for the draft. SIGS OFF!
turalisj 01-08-05, 02:40 PM	oh, sorry....... :( dang....
BronzeBeard 01-08-05, 05:38 PM	Turalisj, he lives in Israel. I believe that they have different laws for the draft. SIGS OFF! no need to remind me... :D hey, whats with the long face, turalisj? "don't worry be happy" no?
Cazic 01-08-05, 07:28 PM	no need to remind me... :D hey, whats with the long face, turalisj? "don't worry be happy" no? LOOK FOR LOOP HOLES! If you are insain they can't draft you I bet. :plotting: :evillaugh
Quarion Liadon 01-08-05, 07:33 PM	Be well, friend. You will be missed, even by the Elves. OoC: For any of you who do not know, all males are drafted into the military at age 18 in Israel. It has nothing to do with the war, it's been that way for years.
Cazic 01-08-05, 08:10 PM	Be well, friend. You will be missed, even by the Elves. OoC: For any of you who do not know, all males are drafted into the military at age 18 in Israel. It has nothing to do with the war, it's been that way for years. BronzeBeard could cross dress for a little while and say he is a girl. :D
Frostbite_Ravenheart 01-08-05, 08:28 PM	ooc: This thread had gotten pretty big and I did promis to come in sometime...so here I am! and I aplogize in advance for the lack of flavored, rp-text but I got too carried away with the sign and too lazy to finish the rest :embarrass. A man walks into the tavern and whispers into the ears of the bartender. After a nod and a wink are exchanged, the good-looking man hangs out a poster on the wall: Are you looking for the services of a: Bard, Bandit, Ranger, Scout, Smuggler, Pirate, Bounty Hunter or any other related services? Look no further! My band of merry men and I are willing to provide you with any of these services honorable or not. We are skilled in all arts of forestry, stealth, diplomacy and belive it or not music! We are willing to negotiate prices and remember - There is no job we will fear to take! Contact your local bartender today! Signed, Harandel
BronzeBeard 01-08-05, 08:56 PM	alright, first off - frost: you violated the Inn's number 2 or 3 rules of no sigs inside! second, are you tring to get hired? since this is no IFWG thread than you cannot ive your characters services. It's just a silly thread. Cazic, if I will play insane then they will not draft me but I don't want to act like insane because, believe it or not, the army can give some pretty stuff for your future life. Furtheremore the army does recruit girls. They just get deskjob but that don't mean that they wont be recruited... And Q we are actually at war - for almost 60 years now we are at war with all arab countries around us except Egypt and Jordan. It's not an active war, it more resemble the cold war between USA and Russia back at the sixtees. The difference between USA and Israel (or Russia and Israel, if you'de like) is that we, unlike them, don't have enought man to ask for volunteers for the army and so every man (and women) at the age of 18 (more or less) get drafted.
Quarion Liadon 01-08-05, 08:56 PM	BronzeBeard could cross dress for a little while and say he is a girl. :D Careful there. They might believe him. :P
Cazic 01-08-05, 09:09 PM	Cazic, if I will play insane then they will not draft me but I don't want to act like insane because, believe it or not, the army can give some pretty stuff for your future life. i know that the army gives good stuff. my brother is in the army so i know most of thier reward stuff(well here i do not for Israel though). Careful there. They might believe him. :P Not any more. They cut his hair! :gah: Although..... :lightbulb he could say he has cancer, then get magicaly cured and gender changed back to a guy. :king:
Quarion Liadon 01-08-05, 09:18 PM	...and then get drafted again. :rolleyes: BB, I was more referring to the War in Iraq. I've heard at least one comment blaming Bush already. And I have family members that have either served in the military or are serving in the military right now. Back to IC: *Goes behind the counter* *Grabs some cider for himself* *Sits in a corner, enjoying his cider and staring out the window*
Frostbite_Ravenheart 01-08-05, 09:20 PM	BB) 1) One, Sorry Sig thing was an honest error. 2) I know this isn't a "real" thread pretaining to our little game...that ad is more or less my "RP character post" and a way to introduce myself. I think its better then being a man of myster or just posting: Name: Harandel Race: Half Elven... Ect. Sorry for the misunderstanding my good friend ;). BTW: All the crap they took from the ancient romans to the not-so-ancient nazis have ****** the Jews off and made Israel into one kick-ass country! Good luck man! -Frosty
Cazic 01-08-05, 10:16 PM	"In wishing you a safe journey, a quicke return, and pease of mind myself and all the Bard I could find.." {Motions outside to were thousands of Bards are standing} "..We are going to sing you a song (the remaining text has been reomved because of its unimaginable length. If we had left it by the time you finished reading it you would be blind from starring the the moniter to long, insain, and a vegitable, mabye dead to, ya dead. So to save time and your lives this wonderus song that is beyond our febel reasoning has been redused to ONE SMILIE!) Dramadic pause.......... :pint:
turalisj 01-08-05, 10:19 PM	:twitch:
grendle 01-09-05, 12:18 AM	Walks in orders his food looks around.....and smells a werid smell like mudd old mudd...and says....I smell Tak!....were is he looks around for Tak.........Looks up and there is Tak standing in the door way....hey Tak! whats up man come over lets talk..... :D
tak 01-09-05, 12:19 AM	a half-orc staggers in to the bar and orders a gallon of ale and starts drinking. "the dwarf's buying" "hay grendle over here"
grendle 01-09-05, 12:22 AM	*walks over too Tak*......were u been man i havent seen u in forever....good to see u again....we should hang out more.....what do ya say?
tak 01-09-05, 12:29 AM	ya "hiccup" were u been "hiccup" gess what i'm drunk "hiccup" more ale plz" "hiccup"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demonfey 01-09-05, 12:51 AM	ya "hiccup" were u been "hiccup" gess what i'm drunk "hiccup" more ale plz" "hiccup"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before that, are you a drunken master? Either way, here you go {pours ale and hands it to the half orc} but I just need to know for insurance policy reasons.
tak 01-09-05, 01:10 AM	"nope" just drunk but i'm really good at it i'll need a room plz "hiccup" :D
grendle 01-09-05, 01:10 AM	bar keep i'll have some ale too please.
Demonfey 01-09-05, 01:43 AM	{Pours more ale} Here.
BronzeBeard 01-09-05, 11:11 AM	"..." I'll drink for that
Demonfey 01-09-05, 12:06 PM	"..." I'll drink for that Keg or pint?
Frostbite_Ravenheart 01-09-05, 02:16 PM	Keg or pint? "It comes in pints!?" Sorry...You know I had to do it... -Frosty
turalisj 01-09-05, 02:32 PM	ya, i saw you're sig..... :P please turn it off now.... ;)
Cazic 01-09-05, 03:45 PM	{Begins to set fire to Frostbite_Ravenheart's sig} "BURN SIG! BURN!" :evillaugh
grimclaw 01-09-05, 03:55 PM	Another poor sig dies before it's time.It's an epidemic I tell you. :D
Cazic 01-09-05, 04:03 PM	Another poor sig dies before it's time.It's an epidemic I tell you. :D The souls of the sigs feed the power of the inn. :D
grimclaw 01-09-05, 04:09 PM	The souls of the sigs feed the power of the inn. :D :eek: :weep:
turalisj 01-09-05, 04:11 PM	i think grimclaw wanted to use the souls....... :cool:
grimclaw 01-09-05, 04:13 PM	There is always a market for good used souls.Hmm,a used soul salesman,interesting.
Cazic 01-09-05, 04:29 PM	There is always a market for good used souls.Hmm,a used soul salesman,interesting. you could make a killing sellng them to Death Giants. :D
tak 01-09-05, 11:46 PM	i need a room so i can passout in the bed "hicup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :confused:
grendle 01-09-05, 11:48 PM	i need a room so i can passout in the be :confused "hicup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :confused: i think you've had enough tak
tak 01-09-05, 11:50 PM	no i need more ale in gallons more more more "hicup" :D
BronzeBeard 01-10-05, 04:11 AM	Keg or pint? dozen keg, I feel the need to celebrate.
turalisj 01-10-05, 06:59 AM	have you ever even seen a drunken elf? besides, with my luck i'll fail the roll to resist intoxication........ :D
Cazic 01-10-05, 09:05 AM	dozen keg, I feel the need to celebrate. :pint:
Gurney Halleck 01-10-05, 12:02 PM	Aye, my friends. Let us drink to our hearts content.
Demonfey 01-10-05, 05:17 PM	{Crowley extends a spike from his knuckle and opens a keg with it, before passing it to Bronzebeard.} They won't all fit on the counter, so I'll just hand them to you after you finish each. {Crowley snaps his fingers, and bolts of shadowstarfire hit all the sigs that aren't behaving.} Sigs off, people
BronzeBeard 01-10-05, 05:34 PM	:gloo: :gloo:
Gurney Halleck 01-10-05, 09:17 PM	Gurney orders a keg himself, pleasently surprised, then, after many good sized gulps, comes up for air. "Why, Crowley, its BRILLIANT! And another drink to that...." {gulp}
Demonfey 01-10-05, 09:30 PM	Gurney orders a keg himself, pleasently surprised, then, after many good sized gulps, comes up for air. "Why, Crowley, its BRILLIANT! And another drink to that...." {gulp} This round is on me. To Friends, acquaintances, and allies!
redhase 01-10-05, 09:55 PM	Redhase come in in her bloodred translutant armor, I have arrived. We all need to celebrate the opening of the war coming soon. I would like a elven blood wine, she walks up to the bar and orders the drink. Good to see the others are here as well.
Cazic 01-10-05, 10:41 PM	Cazic summons a keg big enough for a full grown man to step in and after removing his cloak and items dives in. {gulp} {gulp} :D
BronzeBeard 01-11-05, 09:40 AM	(is getting drunk) I saw *hick* m'lady on tha riber *hick*... I went and *hick*... Sorry, Where's the loo? (oops... to much drinks)
Gurney Halleck 01-11-05, 12:02 PM	With a foaming mug in hand, Gurney Halleck staggerred into the middle of the room. He lifted his mug up for all to see. Everyone *hicc* May I please have your attention? I would like to tell everyone that they should en *hicc* enjoy this time, for after this, we might not all be allies or friends ever again. Come, Rejoice! With that, Gurney takes another swig and passes out.
redhase 01-11-05, 03:53 PM	Redhase sips the tankerd and drinks the blood wine, the bottle we need to ofeer some to sil. Sil you need to drink some pure elven blood wine, only the finest. she gets goes to the counter and inquires about the bottle and if paid for then offers to buy yhe bottle. she then says i'll come back in afew minutes. I need to offer sil some blood wine.
Silmarien Aldalome 01-11-05, 04:42 PM	Sil chuckles and says - "you must be joking" whilst smiling. "What on Toril?" (it's a line by Jane Badler from the kitch, 80's series "V")
Demonfey 01-11-05, 04:50 PM	Let us toast, to combat, the friendships and rivalries it may bring, and to meeting again in the next life. {With that, Crowley raises a glass of firewine.}
BronzeBeard 01-11-05, 05:24 PM	SIL! NO SIGS IN ME INN! *take out flamethrower and start roasting sil's sig* Happy day 'oh happy day. oops, :eek: sorry 'bout the hair, sil.
Demonfey 01-11-05, 06:11 PM	SIL! NO SIGS IN ME INN! *take out flamethrower and start roasting sil's sig* Happy day 'oh happy day. oops, :eek: sorry 'bout the hair, sil. Can I see that for a second, Bronzebeard? {He takes it and lights his drink on fire before drinking it.} That tastes good with that...
redhase 01-11-05, 06:53 PM	Good to see you made it sil, what is your drink? You can atlest see me for the now, we need to toast Sil comming out of her shell. and to the up comming games.
Cazic 01-11-05, 07:36 PM	Can I see that for a second, Bronzebeard? {He takes it and lights his drink on fire before drinking it.} That tastes good with that... {As Crowley is doing this Cazic comes up for air and see him vo this.} "Couldnt you just touch the drink? You are on fire after all." [EDIT] RUN SIG! BE FREE!
turalisj 01-11-05, 08:18 PM	*launches a fireball at cazic's sig* no sigs means NO FREAKEN SIGS!!
BronzeBeard 01-11-05, 09:04 PM	*launches a fireball at cazic's sig* no sigs means NO FREAKEN SIGS!! very *hick* goodz! I'll *hick* dshrink for tshat *hick* EDIT: I'mshssooo *hick* drunk*hick*shh I forgot *hick* me on sij... *hick*
turalisj 01-11-05, 09:10 PM	*gives bronzebeard a potion of detxification* there ya go! i only drink elven moondrop anyways, but it would be too expensive for this place to afford...... :P
Lady Rolindin 01-11-05, 10:47 PM	comes into the room, then up to to the bar, 'a drink of the ale then, and you to Sil and Redhase relax for now your not going to stare hole into each other. Redhase turn off your red eyes, oh you can't. Play nice and be and enjoy your self, for we no not what the morow bring." sit down both of you and mingle if just for a little while. I'm sure Crowly, Bronzebeard would love to hear some of your tale's. Anyone want to hear a tale from Sil and then we can all tell a tale.
redhase 01-11-05, 11:11 PM	I like my red eyes and redish skin it me. relax and enjoy your self. or we can all just watch the others releaving their tensions. says with a sly smile. tale a tele of the elves and their greatness, where they came from and where their going. or a tale about the silverstarfire and its history. would you like some elven blood wine?
Cazic 01-11-05, 11:40 PM	Let all speak of their pasts. Let them speak of their battles. Let them speak of their loves, their sorrows, thier hates, their homes, their futures, and themselves.
BronzeBeard 01-12-05, 11:50 AM	letz zhem *hick* zveak... :uh-huh: *looks around* wherze me drink? OH! ther'z me drink! get in me belly!
Lady Rolindin 01-12-05, 03:23 PM	finishes the drink and goes to the portal, see sil my charaters do interact and eryy once in a while it would be good to releave tensions in some way. I just haven't been able to play them as yet. a story by every one would br nice if they wish to tell a tale before I go. let me start then, "their are magical creatures that are truely amazing, I have seen a gloem made of pure gems. This gloem shines as bright as the noon day sun. the eyes glow a bright blue color, and when I was visting a friend in a far away place called silvermoon in the forgotten realms. I was suprised one day when I walked in to my friends back rooms in his shop. this gem gloem was standing their and he was talking to it. the gem golem moved as freely as any creature I have ever seen. The creature supprised me by comeing towards me, for I have never seen such a gloem made of gems. My friend called the creature back from attacking me, I was supprised by the speed of it. My friend expalined that it took him a long time to make and would be his fimalair to follow him around on his quests. Such a thing is supprising to see, the bright burning eys, the movment of such a creature. to see such a wonder is inspiring and frighting at the same time. One could be scared to death know that such things can be made, to face such a creature in a battle would make most run in fear.only the ture of hart would stay and fight such a magical creature. the brillance of the creature is blinding to one's eyes, and makes it hard to see. I have seen other great thjings of wonder, to me a gem gloem is a wonder to see in all its glory and brightness. I am sure that he is not the only one to make such a creature, to have a magic living gem gloem is a wonder to behold and scare you to your very soul. Knowing what it can do and the power of such a creature. having been in some squarmishes and such, a army of them would bring fear into an army on a battle field. hard to kill and harder to hit with a sword, even magic has a hard time to defeat such a creature; spell can bounce of them like a rain drop hitting a shield. If you ever see such a creature then, behold a marvolus creation. something that is a wonderous creation. An invention of great creation, and imagantion. they are awe inspring to see up close, and can chill you to your very soul.
Demonfey 01-12-05, 05:38 PM	Interesting. Oh, and here's your drink. {With that, he pours Triskar some ale.} If you want me to tell a story, I will...although I have to warn you that my hatred and rage in any story I tell can only be communicated through darkspeech. Still interested?
Lady Rolindin 01-12-05, 05:45 PM	ans Sil your should tell one too, but we will listen to demonfey story next. its good to learn new things and hear stories others have. thank you for the drink.
Gurney Halleck 01-12-05, 05:53 PM	Gurney wakens suddenly, then gets up sluggishly. he walks over to the meeting and takes another sip. "Yeah.... yeah, lets all tell of our pasts. As friends for once, no matter who we are, what we do, or who we know. You notice a sobering look upon Gurney's face as he sits back and takes another drink, and his gaze seems to be focused onto nothing in particular. As he sips again, he appears deep in thought...
Cazic 01-12-05, 05:59 PM	A small man walks into the inn and takes a seat at the bar. He is no more than 2 1/2 feet tall but is human. His clothes, which seem to be one large garment, are loos upon his body and he carries a staff twice his size. It has a golden eye on the top and he has a board half his size hanging around his neck. "May a have a drink Elemental?"
Demonfey 01-12-05, 06:04 PM	ans Sil your should tell one too, but we will listen to demonfey story next. its good to learn new things and hear stories others have. thank you for the drink. No problem, since I work here. {Crowley looks down into his wineglass, with a look of contemplation upon his face. When he looks back up, you see his normal look of calm, except for his eyes. In his eyes, you see the hatred of thousands of years burn, causing two dots to appear in his eye that remind you of hellfire.} Very well. My story is of the time I met my father for the first of two times. 19,500 years ago, I was heading to a new town, after hiding for a week in the woods from an angry mob and any hunters that they sent after me. At the time, that was fairly commonplace, even if I had done nothing. Anyway, I was travelling on land, keeping to the forests due to an arrow that had hit my wing right in the shasamaskei wing. As I was making progress, I came upon a wholesale slaughter of a band of adventurers at the hands of a huge, four handed demon with a ravenous maw in its chest. I watched in aradseis as it tore off the last living adventurer's head off with it's horrible pincers, next to each side of the maw. As I stood there, the head turned towards me, and then it tossed the remains of the luckless adventurer into the maw and began striding towards me. I began to retreat, only to trip over the body of another luckless adventurer that had apparently fallen out of a tree. The demon rushed forwards as I tried to regain my footing, and swung one giant paw at me. If I had been a little higher up, it would have taken off my upper torso, and as is, it shredded the flesh upon my back. The demon licked it's bloodied hand, before it's eyes widened, and it spoke for the first time. It said, "Ah, so that elven wench had a son after all." and I was astonished, because this was the first time I had ever met a member of my family. That is, before the fiend reached down with two arms, ripped off my right arm, and used it to beat me unconscious. When I awoke, the wounds that had been inflicted on me had been sealed, to stop bleeding, but they were the last things I had on my mind. When I awoke, I saw the one I would, with all my hatred, call master for the next fifty kralaskar years. Our next meeting was the day I took his head from his shoulders, but that is another story. {As he talked, illusions of what appears to be that fateful meeting appear in front of him, miniaturized to fit upon the bar's table. As he stops, the illusions fade.} All the words in a different font are curse words in darkspeech that I made up.
Demonfey 01-12-05, 06:14 PM	A small man walks into the inn and takes a seat at the bar. He is no more than 2 1/2 feet tall but is human. His clothes, which seem to be one large garment, are loos upon his body and he carries a staff twice his size. It has a golden eye on the top and he has a board half his size hanging around his neck. "May a have a drink Elemental?" Greetings, Trickster. What do you want to drink?
king_of_evil007 01-12-05, 06:19 PM	KoE gazes around the inn, at the spills of ale on te floor (and the people spilled on the floor like ale) and sighs, quietly. "The young always want the quickest route to happiness, sadly. . ." he murmurs. "And quick to anger. . . a signature is but a minor problem . . . and I thought Fireballs and other magics weren't allowed, according to inn rules. But I have been out of tune for too long, sending my muscles and mind to a quiet entropy. . . Perhaps later, I will tell a story. An epic tale about eight heroes who saved the world. A tale with love, combat, fear, deception, and betrayal. Of winding paths and death. For it is my duty to spread the truth. Not the common truth, which is only true when what actually happenes is forgotten; but the real truth, a story real enough for the history books. For Droshkalas must not be forgotten, for a shame that would be. That is, of course, assuming you believe me; and many do not, that is for sure." He seems lost in thought . . .
Cazic 01-12-05, 06:22 PM	Greetings, Trickster. What do you want to drink? I shall try what Redhase is having. He says it is good. Also if you all are talking of pasts then I shall tell you of my hidden homeland if you like.
Demonfey 01-12-05, 06:32 PM	I shall try what Redhase is having. He says it is good. Also if you all are talking of pasts then I shall tell you of my hidden homeland if you like. {Pours some elven bloodwine.} Feel free to begin.
Cazic 01-12-05, 06:57 PM	Trickster takes a sip of his Elven Bloodwine and then begins to stare at nothing."The hidden homeland of the tricksters in not a land of one race such as is common in these lands. No it is quite the oppisite. You will never find a place with more varing types of people. Many you know of, many you dont, and still others that you will never know were even possible to exist. In these lands all are Tricksters and all work to further our plans. For thousands of years we have done our best to protect the realms from the dangers of the other planes and we have fased many pains, deaths, setbacks, and countless other unconfruntable events. We travel all the lands following summoners, wizards, and any who medle with the other planes. We follow and protect them to our best abilites. For countless ages we have tried to protect the realms, but we have not tried to cut the realms off from the planes. Our wish are can be no further from that. We wish to open the planes and realms to all, but few are ready. Few know this better then Crowley." Trichster then looks at Crowley."I wish we could have found you. You would hve been spared all the pain and lived a life of joys and comfort. For you see you are in many ways what we Tricksters strive for. You are a mix of the planes and the realms. I will have to take you to my homeland one day. They will love you there and you will see wonders that are beyond your reasoning." Trickster then begins to drink his Bloodwine once more.
Demonfey 01-12-05, 08:23 PM	Trickster takes a sip of his Elven Bloodwine and then begins to stare at nothing."The hidden homeland of the tricksters in not a land of one race such as is common in these lands. No it is quite the oppisite. You will never find a place with more varing types of people. Many you know of, many you dont, and still others that you will never know were even possible to exist. In these lands all are Tricksters and all work to further our plans. For thousands of years we have done our best to protect the realms from the dangers of the other planes and we have fased many pains, deaths, setbacks, and countless other unconfruntable events. We travel all the lands following summoners, wizards, and any who medle with the other planes. We follow and protect them to our best abilites. For countless ages we have tried to protect the realms, but we have not tried to cut the realms off from the planes. Our wish are can be no further from that. We wish to open the planes and realms to all, but few are ready. Few know this better then Crowley." Trichster then looks at Crowley."I wish we could have found you. You would hve been spared all the pain and lived a life of joys and comfort. For you see you are in many ways what we Tricksters strive for. You are a mix of the planes and the realms. I will have to take you to my homeland one day. They will love you there and you will see wonders that are beyond your reasoning." Trickster then begins to drink his Bloodwine once more. I have seen many planes, Trickster. I have seen many wonders. My mind has even looked into the depths of the Far Realm. As for the pain, I was cursed at birth to be despised and hunted, and it is a curse that not even the most powerful of deities can break. It is the curse of a hatred that is at a level not even stereotypical fiends have, not even for celestials, or paladins. It can only be broken by the originator of the curse, the person who left this scar.
king_of_evil007 01-12-05, 09:36 PM	All of a sudden, a glowing light fills the inn. Your eyes are drawn to the centre of the light. . . And you are suddenly above the planet. You look down and see Tyranor, and even the district containing the Inn. KoE's voice suddenly fills your head, in a booming narrative tone. "A thousand years past . . . and then several more before, the world was at a legendary age. No, it was not an age of an impossible peace, where the citizens lived and danced under the sun and stars. It was an age far too much like this one, full of conflict and hate and despair. And evil breeds on evil, like a bacteria, multiplying with itself until it grows too large to be contained. . . and when that happens, it must be defeated. The earth rotates suddenly, and you are carried closer, closer. Down to a cave. And you move faster, flying through the cave at insane speeds. Through gates, past the guardians, and into a room, where a statue of a dragon resides. And near that statue is a pot, filled with a multicoloured mixture. And there you see a man, cloaked in a dark red light, stirring the mixture. "When this broth is complete. . . dragons will be released upon the world again. The Fiend Dragon is already gone, it's already too late. And the world will be destroyed, like my hopes, like my dreams, like the woman I loved. . ." KoE's voice boom again. "For evil is not an entity, it is a consequence, one brought by loss, pain, and despair. This man, Droshkala, would be the end of the world. Were it not for a young duelist. . ." And as suddenly as you were in the cave, you are in an open field, following behind a pair walking through the fields. A woman wearing a white and blue robe, and a man with long black hair, traveling to some unknown location. "The man is Palathar, the first hero to help save the land. While history places him in a more minor role when compared to another general, he was undoubtably the most important, being the only one to have enlisted the help of the other generals. The woman traveling beside her is Judeais, the least storied one, yet without her help, none of the Generals would have survived. Interestingly enough, she was easily the most powerful of them to ever exist, quite possibly the most powerful mortal. It is her story that I will tell first." The scene appears to speed up, and suddenly you are following Judeais, traveling alone through the cave. Suddenly, from behind, a massive hand reaches out to grab her. The hand, covered in unnatural growths and chitin plating, grabbed at the man's robe, claws extending from broken fingers. Judeais dodged the surprise attack, his evasion born from a supernatural speed. He wheeled around, raising his right arm. "Demon. . . it is not your time." and a blast of white light arose from his hand. The room filled with light, and you can feel the demon being melted away by this power. You can barely see Judeais, tears streaming down his face as his body slowly withers, sores opening and holes being torn in his body. "Spare me! I am no demon!" came an agonized scream. The white light slowly faded away, revealing a visibly tired Judeais and his attacker. A man, burned bald, his skin horribly mutated and corrupted, was curled in the fetal position on the ground. "Help me. . . Droshkala has released the fiend dragon. We must defeat it." And with that began the tenuous alliance between Ishmaele and Judeais. Judeais and Ishmaele traveled deep into the abyss, fighting demons and devils and whatever else came their way. And then they saw the Fiend Dragon. The fight was fierce, but after a few frenzied moments, Judeais knew what to do. His path was lit. Releasing the energies, born of his pain and love, he immolated the dragon in a single blast. His light ignited the flaming pits of hell and sent waves of energy through the world. Hell would never be the same, the majestic structures of devils or weapons of the demons forever destroyed and forgotten. Like Judeais. Ishmaele barely survived the fight, but he did, and was not seen for some time. Judeais woke from a long slumber, to the face of a man, who's face was so unremarkable that Judeais could never describe it. "Your sacrifice . . . born of pain and suffering, but of love as well. And the power. . . do you realize that you knocked one of the deities into a coma? Such power cannot be left to run amok among mortals. . . my apologies, Judeais. You will be reborn as Altoma, god of suffering." And with a swirling blur, you are brought back to your seats. KoE sits in the corner as usual, sipping a fine wine. "And that is the story, the first General who's truth would be known to you." I had to finish this story in a bit of a rush. . . might go back and touch it up (especially the FIend Dragon part, that's supposed to be the climax. . .) when I get a chance. -KoE
Demonfey 01-12-05, 09:46 PM	Sigs, people. Very impressive, KoE.
turalisj 01-12-05, 09:58 PM	*launches a fireball at cazic's sig and slices apart KoE's sig* thank you.....
Gurney Halleck 01-12-05, 10:54 PM	His face drooped low so that none can see, Gurney begins to speak gently, like in that of a dream. "Long ago, my family owned a large business in a far away land. We made many things, but were particularly known for our Balisets.The Hallecks were prosperous, and we lived in peace. Then the Harkonnens came. They invaded my land, killing, raping, stealing, and destroying everything in their path. They took my family to another barren land; one where greens are rare, and rain is but a legend. There, I was born, and all were forced to work as slaves for the evil Baron Harkonnen, and his nephew, "The Beast" Rabban. For 17 years of my miserable life, I worked the barren land for the precious ore under the earth. Blue Obsidian, a precious ore that seems to steal air from around it, like a vacuum. On that world, I found the instrument that I carry with me today; though, there, it was hopelessly broken, and years of mending finally produced the sweet music that i hoped so long for. Every day, I worked hard in the fields, trying to keep my fellow workers in as good a mood as possible, then came home to my beloved Sister, Bheth. Ay, she was beautiful, only family I ever really loved... My mother and father were very resigned, and seemed to have lost hope so long ago. I would help Bheth with her garden, then play my sweet, sweet music until slumber took me. Sometimes, I would go to the tavern, and play there songs to lift these poor people that worked amongst me. I made the most out of my life. Then the Harkonnens came. One day, after an exceptionally hard day of work, I grabbed my baliset and ran for the Tavern to sing my newly written songs for all to hear. Bheth came, for she was always by me; almost inseperable, we were. That night was exceptionally sweet, and with drink in my belly, i began to become very happy indeed. Then the Harkonnens came. A Harkonnen patrol sweeped the area, and particularly came to inspect that tavern. "fear not, my friends," i said "what have we to fear? we only came to enjoy our fellowship. We are not breaking any laws. In fact, we are showing that we enjoy the conditions we live in, and now happy we are to work for the Harkonnens.” I was careless. They wished to detain me, and i refused. They began to beat me, and Bheth tried to stop them. That was the worst mistake she ever made. They took her against her will, and I tried to fight them and save Bheth. They turned and beat me to a bloody pulp, then left me to die on the streets. For four years, I heard nothing of my sister. My parents simply acted as if she never existed. Everyone simply seemed to forget that night; except for me. Over those years, I wrote songs of the Baron; and how powerful it was to get back at them this way, the only way I could. With a combination of alcohol and these songs, it seemed that I too would forget Bheth. Then the Harkonnens came again. They took me out of my bed, beat me senseless; some of them I even knew, for they were once slaves too, but decided to become Harkonnen Soldiers. After they were done with me, I lay upon the dusty ground, my body broken. Captain Kryubi came out and kneeled down before me and whispered to me to forget about my sister, to stop doing what I could to rebel against the Baron. Sincerely. I look back upon him now as a man who simply had to do his duty, but didn’t particularly enjoy it. A few weeks past, and my muscles hadn’t yet recovered. One night, I was awoken by the sound of a sharp intake of breath right outside my window, then a piece of paper that simply said “Tell mother and father that I am alive.” I rushed out to pursue the figure, and found it to be a simple tax collector who was paid by my sister, from money collected over the years, to deliver her message. She had been stationed at a Soldier’s pleasure house near a garrison not far from my village. The next week, I made my escape to rescue Bheth. I didn’t even care if I died, I simply had to at least try to help her escape. When I finally reached the pleasure house, I barged in, sacrificing stealth for speed. I went to the chamber, and found Bheth. She simply stared at me in mere shock, but never said anything. I hesitated. A white scar ran down her neck. She had no larynx. They took her ability to say anything at all. I simply stood there in mere shock as Harkonnen guards came and beat me to the edge of death. For 2 years, I worked in the most horrible slave pits. For 18 hours a day, I worked the even worse land and was beaten regularly. The most comfort I held for myself was that I actually tried to save Bheth from this doom. One day, I was told Rabban would come to inspect us as we stood as a line. I decided that this would be my chance. When Rabban came, he had several heavily armed guards and a cruel inkvine whip strapped to his waist. When he was close enough, I used my bondings to try to strangle the evil man where he stood. With astonishing agility, he pulled out his inkvine whip and lashed with the poison held within it directly at my face, barely missing my eye. The residue from that poison has left a beet-red scar visible even today, 20 years later. I fell unconscious soon after. When I awoke, I was astonished that the Harkonnens had left me off with so little punishment. I feared the worst. A week later, they paralyzed me; I couldn’t move a muscle in my body. They dragged me to a chair that overlooked what looked like a stage. I couldn’t blink, all I could do was stare at the center of the stage. Rabban soon stepped out and greeted me. He told me then that my parents had been killed, but he would loved to have seen my face when they were murdered before my eyes. He said he ‘improvised’, and called for my sister. Bheth was then raped by Rabban and his soldiers. He then brutally strangled the life out of her, then left her bleeding, lifeless form sprawled out before me while I could do nothing but stare for hours. Even the paralysis could not keep the tears from pouring down from my eyes. I then began to formulate my escape. Apparently, a Duke by the name Leto Atreides ordered a large amount of blue obsidian for a project for his own castle. I had heard that the Atreides were rivals for as long as can be remembered, and I could not refuse the chance to side with such marvelous people; I mean, how bad could they be? So, I stowed away upon the cargo load, and made my way to the Castle of Caladan. There, I offered my services to the Duke, and served them loyally with the Swordsman Duncan Idaho and the mentat Thufir Hawat, the master of assassins. For 15 years I served under the Atreides. A few years ago, I asked the Duke’s permission to take leave and explore the wide world we live in. And that, is my story. As if a great burden was released from the man, Gurney gave a great sigh and slumped back in his chair, taking another gulp and rubbing his inkvine scar.
redhase 01-12-05, 11:41 PM	The place I come from inspires and awes, the forgotten Realms, Thay to be exact. Thay is on the eactern part of Torel. Triskar would say it is a evil place, to those that have lived there and know it wound not say so. Thay is an old cilivalation that come from the Netheril surivors, we have had or freedom from Mulhorand for a long time. What we are know for is the Red Wizards, the masters of death magic. We have slaves, our niebors say its a evil thing to do. We care not what they say, our niebors the nation of Rashmen and Aglarond always are looking for us to attack. they worry needlessly, were happy with what we now have. Something about my past, I grew up in Amruthar a city in Thay. My grandmother was the daugther of a demon and a slave. The demon was captured in a circle and forced to breed for its freedom. This is a common practice in Thay, to help the country. My grandmother was trained to be a Red Wizard Sorceress, she had the natural abilty for magic from her demon father. My father choose to be a Black Knight (Anti Palatin), he has some abilities from the demon. My mother was a death knight, after a few years of killing intruders on the Thayen border and more; they had me and a few years after my younger bother. Having been trained as as Black Knight I have taken my place like my father did for the betterment of Thay. Having corrupted and killed a few of the one's who believe they are whole good, I felt it was a pleasure releaving them of their pain of life. I do like the Blooded one's too bad a few of them didn't come with me, they would provide some good power and back up. We could make some, maybe hmm. Some might say that is evil, so it might be to them it bothers me not. I don't place restrictions on my self as some do and as most of you have done your self. And yes Sil I have some demon blood in me, I like that part of me; my red eyes see more than you know. I know that some say that, any one who comes from Thay is evil, I have come to relize that evil is what you think it is plane and simple. That's why the palatins of the good Gods are so zelous, they believe that an act is evil and kill for breaking the act. Me I have no proublem with what is evil or not, others might. This is a test of who is more powerful and who can survive Sil that is all. it is not about who is good or evil as some would have you believe. I look forward to the challenge and will provide a good test for all that oppose my perpose here. In the end it will all come down to who had the best plan, and could carry it out. I do like a challenge, and had many that were worthy opponets. this is a new test, and I for one take the challenge. Having a powerful sorceress in the family has help me to see two other worlds. I world walked with my grandmother to a planet called kanjuren, where the Netheril have set up a empire with the kingdom of Karn. The karn's call them selves the Black Wizards, the rule most of the world, with just a few kingdoms still holding out. They are lead by a litch who is the Black Wizard King, the Black Wizards would be enemys to all the good one's here, they would take over all their halls by force. Thier floating cities some 20 or more miles in radius. One city if they were to come here it would dwarf some of the cities that are here. :lightbulb would you like some Blood wine sil, it does taste so good.
Cazic 01-13-05, 08:47 AM	I have seen many planes, Trickster. I have seen many wonders. My mind has even looked into the depths of the Far Realm. As for the pain, I was cursed at birth to be despised and hunted, and it is a curse that not even the most powerful of deities can break. It is the curse of a hatred that is at a levelthat even fiends don't have, not even for celestials, or paladins. It can only be broken by the originator of the curse, the person who left this scar. Elemental the lands of my peole have been around far longer then you. They were old when your father's father's father was not even a thought. Your curse does not exist in the lands of my people. I grow up with a full blood Daemon, who was to marrie a Celecial when I left my home, but your beliefs are your own and if you forver think that the curse shall forever be then it forever shall.
Lady Rolindin 01-13-05, 02:39 PM	A curse can be removed demonfey, and to the one's whos view is more liberal I would say how many people were volinterred to die upon your weapons. it's the same you killed them and it was because you have not the kindness to leave others to their own accord. To make sure that their property become you own, and their families made slaves. I know what you would say to slavery, some of you, that the slave can work it's way out of slavery this is not true in all socities. the childern and the next generation still are slaves, you might have been able to free your self Redhase from your slave roots, but what of the women who bore your grandmother, did she have the choise. did she even live from givng birth to your granmother, most likey not. Slavery for making people work , to make a profit off them is wrong. I know that we cilivilized lands have the repayment acts, thus allowing one to pay off a det. Thus they can gain back their freedom,to hold familes is wrong and they should be given a chance to gain their freedom. it is not their fault of the parents or grand parents. you should think about this, when you go back to your lands. is it wrong to hold families as slaves for generations. to me at some point they should be allowed their freedom. that is all.
Demonfey 01-13-05, 03:35 PM	A curse can be removed demonfey, and to the one's whos view is more liberal I would say how many people were volinterred to die upon your weapons. it's the same you killed them and it was because you have not the kindness to leave others to their own accord. As I said, it could be broken by the one who bestowed it, but I have reason to believe that my mother is long dead. After all, she was mortal, and time leads to the death of all, and I would believe she had died without even remembering one she left for dead as soon as he exited her womb and she took up her dagger. On the note of death, who here has not killed others? Who here hasn't killed demons, or mortals, in self defense? I left others to their own works, but sooner or later I would be singled out and hunted. I acknowledge that I have been in over my head in the sea of blood that was spilt by my hand, and I hate that I have spilt that blood, but I acknowledge that it was my fault, and mine alone. I could have let them slay me at any time, let the body count finally come to a rest, but instead I fought. In any case, there is no chance for freedom in demonic slavery except through death, either yours or your master's, and all the guards. {With that, he turns to the Trickster.} Your home sounds like Union in a way, where all races meet and do business, and even those of opposing planes can find friends on the other side, and even spouses. I would like to see your homeland very much, Trickster.
Cazic 01-13-05, 05:09 PM	Your home sounds like Union in a way, where all races meet and do business, and even those of opposing planes can find friends on the other side, and even spouses. I would like to see your homeland very much, Trickster. Then go there you shall one day Elemental, but for now I must attend to the things that called me from my home before I can go back. So who is to speak next?
Quarion Liadon 01-13-05, 10:13 PM	*Walks around, confused* *Warns everyone that it will take him a few minutes before he realizes what's happening*
Quarion Liadon 01-13-05, 10:17 PM	"It comes in pints!?" Sorry...You know I had to do it... -Frosty * :bow: to Frostbite* * :bow: to Pippin and all the other Hobbits* Random Comment: HOBBITS, DWARVES, AND ELVES RULE!!!
Cazic 01-13-05, 10:17 PM	*Walks around, confused* *Warns everyone that it will take him a few minutes before he realizes what's happening* {Looks at the stange person walking in circles} "We are speaking of our pasts."
Quarion Liadon 01-13-05, 10:21 PM	Can I see that for a second, Bronzebeard? {He takes it and lights his drink on fire before drinking it.} That tastes good with that... *Has a flashback* Good times, good times. {Looks at the stange person walking in circles} "We are speaking of our pasts." I'm not sure that I have much of a past. Not one that I want to talk about, anyway. I'll just enjoy the festivities, I guess.
Cazic 01-13-05, 10:37 PM	I'm not sure that I have much of a past. Not one that I want to talk about, anyway. I'll just enjoy the festivities, I guess. By all means sit, drink, enjoy.
redhase 01-13-05, 11:25 PM	Redhase looks at you with her red eyes, your welcome to tell your past if you want if not thats fine too. enjoy your self though and relax.
BronzeBeard 01-14-05, 12:58 AM	:OMG! *Looks at the bottle he holds, amazed* I shink i'm tooooo drunk... [color=red]. . . And you are suddenly above the planet. You look down and see Tyranor, and even the district containing the Inn. :rant: the inn is not part of the IFWG!!!! how many times do I have to say so?!?!?!? I'm not letting sil to get his hands on me Inn!
Cazic 01-14-05, 08:49 AM	:rant: the inn is not part of the IFWG!!!! how many times do I have to say so?!?!?!? I'm not letting sil to get his hands on me Inn! we know. he is just using good imagery.
redhase 01-14-05, 05:22 PM	and you should not, you know how some elves can get sometimes. and thats to say that other races have the same problems with some of their race. greed. Sil is still standing there, and not said a word in a long time, are you enjoying your drink. I hope so, for we all like having you hear. you should tell us a story sil. I have heard that elves tell wonderful stories.
king_of_evil007 01-14-05, 10:33 PM	I wans't implying htat the inn was IWFG material, but as Cazic said, it's imagery.
redhase 01-14-05, 10:39 PM	I am still trying to get sil to give some kind of answer, sil hasen't said he left, so it's sil turn to tell a story
Frostbite_Ravenheart 01-15-05, 12:54 AM	The drunk hobbit climbs his way on top of the table "Lets have a drinkin song!" he trys to say with his drunk "accent." "You know how this goes...I'll start with a sentance, then the next person [participating] says another witty sentance that rhymes and the next person creates another sentance... Alright lads, I'll begin There was a drunk elf that was very annoying :cool: -Frosty
redhase 01-15-05, 01:54 AM	Redhase look at you with her red eyes, "all the elf would do is do pranks and little tricks to anoy people."
Cazic 01-15-05, 11:02 AM	"Untill the day he got REALLY drunk and ****** off the wrong person."
Demonfey 01-15-05, 11:45 AM	"Untill the day he got REALLY drunk and ****** off the wrong person." He walked into a cave and saw a red dragon...
turalisj 01-15-05, 02:52 PM	how'd you know i visited sssargoth last night? :D :P :cool:
Quarion Liadon 01-15-05, 03:47 PM	Aren't the lines supposed to actually rhyme? Or does it not matter so much since it is a drinking song, and everyone's too drunk to rhyme anyway?
Demonfey 01-15-05, 03:49 PM	Aren't the lines supposed to actually rhyme? Or does it not matter so much since it is a drinking song, and everyone's too drunk to rhyme anyway? Everyone's too drunk to care. ;)
Frostbite_Ravenheart 01-15-05, 06:08 PM	It doesn't have to rhyme. Unless your an elf. But then you probably wouldn't be drinking much anyways. ALL HAIL HALFLINGS! -Frosty
Cazic 01-15-05, 06:56 PM	"then he stabbed a halfling" :D
Lady Rolindin 01-15-05, 07:25 PM	tirskar says" when he went into the cave he ad a bottle of fine ale. Old and anceint, so to get the dragon's attention. for he wanted to ask the dragon questions, fullied full of ridddles and answers to riddles. to gain the favior of the dragon." where is sil his wizard charater should still be here.
Cazic 01-16-05, 07:35 PM	where is sil his wizard charater should still be here. thats what i am wonderring sil normally has some really creative stuff so he could make a good story.
redhase 01-16-05, 11:52 PM	sil, sil sil sil,sil tell a story, tell a story. sil, sil, sil
BronzeBeard 01-17-05, 05:09 PM	sigs off, everyone.
Quarion Liadon 01-17-05, 05:15 PM	:pint: Wait, I don't drink. What's the latest news on the IFWG? I've heard talk of war starting soon. Have any alliances been being set up yet? Are foundations making preparations?
Cazic 01-17-05, 06:40 PM	By the looks of things they are getting close to finishing the rules and then the wars will start anew. :devil:
Demonfey 01-17-05, 06:47 PM	*Let's see, law of cosines is...* Oh, sorry about that. My highschool's midterms are next week, so I won't be that active in the Guild House next week.
Cazic 01-17-05, 07:42 PM	understandable Crowley and dont worry while you are gone we make sure there are no sigs and keep turalisj from hit customers. :D
Demonfey 01-17-05, 07:57 PM	understandable Crowley and dont worry while you are gone we make sure there are no sigs and keep turalisj from hit customers. :D Thanks.
redhase 01-17-05, 10:34 PM	then redhase goes to the portal and leaves, "fare well and enjoy your selves, i have things to do and peolpe to talk to. In the future I shall come back."
Lady Rolindin 01-17-05, 11:28 PM	strange ideed to have red eyes that glow, a not to stay for more stories. Demonfey, there are crystal golems that they way you can only see them is by their glowing eyes or by the way light reflects of them. in the dark when one can't see their eyes you can look right through some and not know they are there. light gives them away, only the reflection of light. thier are some that make crystal birds as pets and such, it is hard to see them even in the sky. untill they are upon you, with the light reflecting off them. even then you can see right through them.
BronzeBeard 01-18-05, 04:51 AM	Demonfey is away?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11!1!!1
Solmund 01-18-05, 06:21 PM	:eek: everyone run!!! its a sign of the apocolypse! oh no! *mock horror* i am back! yay!! :dancin: moonbeam wine on me all! :D
Demonfey 01-18-05, 07:22 PM	Demonfey is away?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11!1!!1 I will be away for only a few days. I may have a chance to visit at some points next week anyway, so I might not be. This is just me warning that chances are I will be away.
Demonfey 01-18-05, 07:23 PM	:eek: everyone run!!! its a sign of the apocolypse! oh no! *mock horror* i am back! yay!! :dancin: moonbeam wine on me all! :D I'm already paying for all the drinks, Solmund. Welcome, though, and enjoy the stories! Also, if you have one you would like to share, feel free to do so.
Solmund 01-18-05, 07:27 PM	i am an elf raised by a gnome navy, i have so many stories it would fill a library! :P
Cazic 01-18-05, 07:49 PM	i am an elf raised by a gnome navy, i have so many stories it would fill a library! :P then tell away! :D
Solmund 01-18-05, 08:02 PM	well, lets see.... should i tell about when i destroyed a sahuagin navy a few miles off the sword coast? hmmm... lets see... there was one time i stumbled into turalisj's island castle, heh, you should have seen the look on his face when i stole away about half of his treasury! but no..... i am a bit tired.... how much for a room?
Demonfey 01-18-05, 08:17 PM	well, lets see.... should i tell about when i destroyed a sahuagin navy a few miles off the sword coast? hmmm... lets see... there was one time i stumbled into turalisj's island castle, heh, you should have seen the look on his face when i stole away about half of his treasury! but no..... i am a bit tired.... how much for a room? I'm paying for it all. Including rooms, considering how drunk a few people have become. {Looking about the inn, you notice how many people have slumped over their drinks.}
Solmund 01-18-05, 08:24 PM	hmmm, well that wont do. allow me to get them to thier rooms, can you give me the keys and the numbers for the rooms?
Demonfey 01-18-05, 08:35 PM	hmmm, well that wont do. allow me to get them to thier rooms, can you give me the keys and the numbers for the rooms? Here are the keys for two to ten. They have the numbers on them.
Solmund 01-18-05, 09:38 PM	right, soldiers, gets these drunks to thier rooms! *ten heavily muscled elved walk in and carry the people up to thier rooms* i am a thrallhearder, so i have a few advantages when sailing.
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-18-05, 11:25 PM	"You think you have an advantage sailing do ya? I doubt ye know the first thing about sailin with the big boys." A monkey walks into the bar, short and followed by a large ape. He wears a leather jacket and fancy shirt. Blue shorts and a fancy black pirate captain's hat. He laughs loudly as the large creature behind him looks around the room. "So talk pal, what is it exactly ya think ye know bub? Now, someone get me some booze... actually, get us all some booze." A large group of clothed monkeys walk into the room. Leaping up onto tables and causing a general ruckus. Reaching for any bottles in sight and drinking.
Solmund 01-18-05, 11:38 PM	:cool: i've been sailing since i was 50, little ape. so don't start mocking me. now, why don't you go back to your tree where you belong and stick to picking flea's off your mother's back. *as he speaks, over 100 heavily muscled elves walk into the bar, swords drawn from their scabbards*
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-18-05, 11:58 PM	The monkey laughs, motioning outside to a ship flying high in the air above the inn. A massive cannon sliding out of the bottom and aiming toward the inn. "Well I suppose you could use mindless brute strength to try and be a big man. But then again, the inn would go bye bye. An yer quite a fool if ye think ye can be insultin me. While yer crew seem ta be nothin but puppets, mine be willin to serve, and willin ta die fer me. Yer no captain, yer nothin more than an honorless slaver. The question is, are ye willin ta die? Or are ye just tryin to threaten me an my boys? Because I don't think ye got what it takes."
BronzeBeard 01-19-05, 04:37 AM	... What? :eek: watch it ya big dope! It's me damn Inn and you wont aim nothing towards it! got that?1? :mad: And for you, you pointed ears - I said no weapons in the Inn but you wouldn't listen, right? So that's it. *with that BronzeBeard grapple the elves, one by one, from their pants (wedgie :D ) and throws them out'ta the Inn.*
Solmund 01-19-05, 07:20 AM	*manifests psionic dominate on bronzebeard to get him to stop* *a minute later you hear a crash as the flying ship is pulled to the ground* did i forget to mention my first mate? :D
Cazic 01-19-05, 09:03 AM	*manifests psionic dominate on bronzebeard to get him to stop* *a minute later you hear a crash as the flying ship is pulled to the ground* did i forget to mention my first mate? :D "INSULTEN FOOLS!" You then see a large blood red Warforged walk out of the shadows. "BronzeBeard said STOP!" Darkness then comsums the weapons of everyone in the inn that isnt supposed to have any. You then here a large clank as swords fall to the ground in the back of the inn. Shadows the flow over the ship outside repairing it and putting it back in the sky. Darkness aswell covers the monkeys and the elves and puts them in seats.
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-19-05, 12:20 PM	*manifests psionic dominate on bronzebeard to get him to stop* *a minute later you hear a crash as the flying ship is pulled to the ground* did i forget to mention my first mate? :D Orcy is uh... going to ignore this post. Because it pays no attention to anything resembling the rules we'll be using. Not to mention it reeks of free form "I'm God" playing... which makes Orcy mad. The monkey shrugs. Watching bronzebeard hurl elves out the door he grins. "I never planned on blastin the inn. Got no problem with the inn, just the group of elves that think they're somethin. Now we monkeys, we're somethin. An red, don't yell insulent fools, it aint nice." Eep laughs as his crew springs up and starts jumping around. Seeming a bit aggitated that they haven't been served yet.
turalisj 01-19-05, 01:19 PM	Orcy is uh... going to ignore this post. Because it pays no attention to anything resembling the rules we'll be using. Not to mention it reeks of free form "I'm God" playing... which makes Orcy mad. The monkey shrugs. Watching bronzebeard hurl elves out the door he grins. "I never planned on blastin the inn. Got no problem with the inn, just the group of elves that think they're somethin. Now we monkeys, we're somethin. An red, don't yell insulent fools, it aint nice." Eep laughs as his crew springs up and starts jumping around. Seeming a bit aggitated that they haven't been served yet. sit down now or you will be thrown out. unless you would like me to have my old friend here take care of your ship. *nods to solmund* now sit down and you will be served. dont sit down and your heads will be severed. move it little monkey.
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-19-05, 01:31 PM	Eep looks toward Turalisj and shakes his head. "First of all, yer a cocky one. Second, yer friends couldn't "take care" of my ship on his best day. Third, you won't be severin no heads anytime soon. So in conclusion, everythin ye just said was a load, an ye need to be shuttin up and lettin me an me crew have a break an do some drinkin. Ahm payin here, so ye aint got nothin ta say till I break somethin. An that aint happened yet, so sit down an shut yer mouth. All ye punks thinkin muscles can take care of everythin. Sad world we live in where the guys that can break stuff prance around like they own the place."
turalisj 01-19-05, 01:57 PM	you know, i am REALLY begining to hate monkeys. sit down and stop acting like a bunch of orcs before a battle and you will be served.
Demonfey 01-19-05, 07:47 PM	Eep looks toward Turalisj and shakes his head. "First of all, yer a cocky one. Second, yer friends couldn't "take care" of my ship on his best day. Third, you won't be severin no heads anytime soon. So in conclusion, everythin ye just said was a load, an ye need to be shuttin up and lettin me an me crew have a break an do some drinkin. Ahm payin here, so ye aint got nothin ta say till I break somethin. An that aint happened yet, so sit down an shut yer mouth. All ye punks thinkin muscles can take care of everythin. Sad world we live in where the guys that can break stuff prance around like they own the place." {Listening to the bickering of the two groups, Crowley has finally gotten fed up. His eyes open, and it looks to all looking at him as though flames are pouring from them. In a voice that, while not yelling, still gets the attention of the room as though he had just shot a gun.} Enough. There is no fighting in the inn. Those who fight in here will be thrown out, and have all possessions upon them that are dropped confiscated. Now all of you, sit down NOW. {His last word gives you the feeling that if you get on his bad side, you will be lucky if you don't survive his wrath. As one person, you all sit down, with the looks of people terrified for their lives.} That's better. Now, what do you want to drink?
turalisj 01-19-05, 08:37 PM	i believe they asked for boze, whatever that is..... and as for being thrown out, i am the guard here, it is my JOB to make sure this place doesnt get destroyed, now little monkey, would you like me to put some vines up for you to swing on? hmm? ooc: orcy, how come you have well over 200 followers? the most you can have is 164 total, cohort included.
Demonfey 01-19-05, 08:48 PM	i believe they asked for boze, whatever that is..... and as for being thrown out, i am the guard here, it is my JOB to make sure this place doesnt get destroyed, now little monkey, would you like me to put some vines up for you to swing on? hmm? ooc: orcy, how come you have well over 200 followers? the most you can have is 164 total, cohort included. Yes, but your character didn't just have one arm glow red hot. Turalisj! No insulting the customers! You do that, and then they take offense and leave!
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-19-05, 09:05 PM	Eep laughs as crowley yells and screams. Shaking his head and sighing. "Again with threats? Do you know nothin else? Everyone in this inn just a buncha ruffians that would rather attack ye than talk to ya when things aint goin their way? Fine, we don't need ta be buyin from ye. Lets go boys." Eep walks out of the inn, his crew following, a few spitting at Turalisj's feet as they leave. Ook stands behind, leaving last. They climb the ropes that are dropped from the ship. Which procededs to take off into the sky. A few minutes later, one of the staff from the inn comes running out of the back room yelling about a whole lot of ale missing. Eep has that many followers because hes a dread pirate. Dread pirates get an additional set of followers on top of any they might have from leadership. And before anybody decides to appear on the ship and all... Orcy is going to point out that it moves at 400 miles per hour....
Cazic 01-19-05, 09:05 PM	Yes, but your character didn't just have one arm glow red hot. Turalisj! No insulting the customers! You do that, and then they take offense and leave! ooc: You need to listen to the human torch man. He can rost MARSHMELLOWS! That is a power that should not be tested. :D And before anybody decides to appear on the ship and all... Orcy is going to point out that it moves at 400 miles per hour.... Hmmm.....Darkness moves faster than that and my warforged can move through darkness. :P
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-19-05, 09:13 PM	ooc: You need to listen to the human torch man. He can rost MARSHMELLOWS! That is a power that should not be tested. :D Hmmm.....Darkness moves faster than that and my warforged can move through darkness. :P Can... move through darkness?
Cazic 01-19-05, 09:14 PM	Can... move through darkness? can move through shadows. shadows=darkness.
Demonfey 01-19-05, 09:18 PM	Eep laughs as crowley yells and screams. Shaking his head and sighing. "Again with threats? Do you know nothin else? Everyone in this inn just a buncha ruffians that would rather attack ye than talk to ya when things aint goin their way? Fine, we don't need ta be buyin from ye. Lets go boys." Eep walks out of the inn, his crew following, a few spitting at Turalisj's feet as they leave. Ook stands behind, leaving last. They climb the ropes that are dropped from the ship. Which procededs to take off into the sky. A few minutes later, one of the staff from the inn comes running out of the back room yelling about a whole lot of ale missing. Eep has that many followers because hes a dread pirate. Dread pirates get an additional set of followers on top of any they might have from leadership. And before anybody decides to appear on the ship and all... Orcy is going to point out that it moves at 400 miles per hour.... See, Turalisj? You insult the customers, they leave. {He pulls out a gem, and utters a word. Ale reappears in the inn, as well as one surprised monkey which then hurries away.} Always plan for the inevitable. ooc: You need to listen to the human torch man. He can rost MARSHMELLOWS! That is a power that should not be tested. Especially on another's throat, which if anyone had challenged him, probably would have happened.
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-19-05, 09:43 PM	*Shakes fist at Crowley's epicness and random magical effects that come from nowhere* :P :P :P
Demonfey 01-19-05, 09:50 PM	*Shakes fist at Crowley's epicness and random magical effects that come from nowhere* :P :P :P Some quick pointers: #1. Never mess with a wizard bartender, or even a normal bartender. #2. If the person can't get drunk, assume they remember to cast a spell from the players handbook allowing them to retrieve items from other areas. #3. The person paying for the drinks determines who gets them. (in other words, since I'm paying for them, I decide who. :D) #4. Start a Pirate guild and we can have a pirate versus ninja conflict. :devil:
Cazic 01-19-05, 10:03 PM	#4. Start a Pirate guild and we can have a pirate versus ninja conflict. :devil: I agree. a Pirate Guild would be a good thing to have. We will also be able to answer the age old question "How many pirates does it take to scruw in a lightbulb?" :D
BronzeBeard 01-20-05, 05:33 PM	*manifests psionic dominate on bronzebeard to get him to stop* roll save... :dice: check succeded :w00t: (did I mentioned that the Inn posses an aura that grant a +30 bonus for EVERYTHING? :D granted only for workers...) A few minutes later, one of the staff from the inn comes running out of the back room yelling about a whole lot of ale missing.[/COLOR] Eep has that many followers because hes a dread pirate. Dread pirates get an additional set of followers on top of any they might have from leadership. And before anybody decides to appear on the ship and all... Orcy is going to point out that it moves at 400 miles per hour.... OOC: First I would like to tell you that turalisj is a worker in here. As such one he is entitled to tell you what to do or what not. As for the ale - on the morning edition news you read that a large flying ship had crashed some 5,000 miles away from the Inn's location. The reason was probably a sabotage in the vechile.Most of the crew was injured but some of them were killed. As you read the newspaper you recall that BronzeBeard wasn't in the Inn while the apes where still in it and something about making bombs that BronzeBeard said once - as the dwarf enters the lobby you also pick up a heavy smell of tinder but as you ask him about that he ignores you and as you tell him about the crashed ship he only mentions their threat in the Inn. (NOTE: The coin has two sides, you know... I am aware that turalisj and DF had threated you. Perhaps, but they are the workers of the Inn and as such they have obligations AND priviliges that you don't. Also - I don't see you turning you'r sig off. :mad: ). I agree. a Pirate Guild would be a good thing to have. We will also be able to answer the age old question "How many pirates does it take to scruw in a lightbulb?" :D - It doesn't matter - in the end there's only one pirate standing... :P DF - goodthinking
Solmund 01-20-05, 05:41 PM	do you need someone to guard imports for you? i can do that for a very small fee, one barrel of elven moondrop per 2 tons of cargo. sound good to you?
Demonfey 01-20-05, 05:53 PM	do you need someone to guard imports for you? i can do that for a very small fee, one barrel of elven moondrop per 2 tons of cargo. sound good to you? Most of our imports are guarded by old dragon familiars of mine without Bronzebeard's knowledge. And when I say old, I mean that is the normal age category for the dragon at the youngest.
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-20-05, 09:03 PM	roll save... :dice: check succeded :w00t: (did I mentioned that the Inn posses an aura that grant a +30 bonus for EVERYTHING? :D granted only for workers...) OOC: First I would like to tell you that turalisj is a worker in here. As such one he is entitled to tell you what to do or what not. As for the ale - on the morning edition news you read that a large flying ship had crashed some 5,000 miles away from the Inn's location. The reason was probably a sabotage in the vechile.Most of the crew was injured but some of them were killed. As you read the newspaper you recall that BronzeBeard wasn't in the Inn while the apes where still in it and something about making bombs that BronzeBeard said once - as the dwarf enters the lobby you also pick up a heavy smell of tinder but as you ask him about that he ignores you and as you tell him about the crashed ship he only mentions their threat in the Inn. (NOTE: The coin has two sides, you know... I am aware that turalisj and DF had threated you. Perhaps, but they are the workers of the Inn and as such they have obligations AND priviliges that you don't. Also - I don't see you turning you'r sig off. :mad: ). - It doesn't matter - in the end there's only one pirate standing... :P DF - goodthinking -=Breaking News!=- The story of a crashing ship was false! That will teach us to take information from drunken dwarves as fact. :P You should understand that Eep is Orcy's actual IFGW character, the ship is actually a possesion of his. So you cant just say it blows up ;). Despite you not wanting IFGW here, it is obvious to Orcy that it has shown up here quite a few times. So Orcy would just ask that the super-god-gaming with his things stop... because there are enough holes in your setting bombs in the ship to fit Crowley's ex familiars through. As for the bolded, Orcy would like to tell YOU that he is a GM here, he is entitled to tell you, neener neener. :P :P :P (joke of course, but please lay off the blowing up peoples things randomly (for IFGW characters of course))
Quarion Liadon 01-20-05, 09:10 PM	*Walks in and sees all the monkeys* :mymy:
Demonfey 01-20-05, 09:12 PM	(joke of course, but please lay off the blowing up peoples things randomly (for IFGW characters of course)) Can I still blow up random things? *Walks in and sees all the monkeys* The monkies have already left, unless they feel like making a return for the booze.
Solmund 01-20-05, 09:15 PM	-=Breaking News!=- The story of a crashing ship was false! That will teach us to take information from drunken dwarves as fact. :P You should understand that Eep is Orcy's actual IFGW character, the ship is actually a possesion of his. So you cant just say it blows up ;). Despite you not wanting IFGW here, it is obvious to Orcy that it has shown up here quite a few times. So Orcy would just ask that the super-god-gaming with his things stop... because there are enough holes in your setting bombs in the ship to fit Crowley's ex familiars through. As for the bolded, Orcy would like to tell YOU that he is a GM here, he is entitled to tell you, neener neener. :P :P :P (joke of course, but please lay off the blowing up peoples things randomly (for IFGW characters of course)) you do know that in order to fly, the ship would have to have an upgrade costing 200,000 gp, don't you? oh, and can i use the leadership feat along with my thrall abilities? please? that would make for one awsome naval battle.....
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-20-05, 09:17 PM	Can I still blow up random things? The monkies have already left, unless they feel like making a return for the booze. Orcy isn't saying you can't, it isnt his thread. But he would like it so you don't randomly trash items that belong to characters for the guild wars. It reminds him far too much of horrible roleplayers who powergame all godlike in freeform games. That makes Orcy angry... As for returning for the booze, why would they need to? Look inside, it's empty ;) ;) ;) :P
Dyne 01-20-05, 09:20 PM	Orcy isn't saying you can't, it isnt his thread. But he would like it so you don't randomly trash items that belong to characters for the guild wars. It reminds him far too much of horrible roleplayers who powergame all godlike in freeform games. That makes Orcy angry... As for returning for the booze, why would they need to? Look inside, it's empty ;) ;) ;) :P Orcy, what happens in the inn has no effect whatsoever on things in the IFWG. So, a person could come here and die several times, lose his fortune, and become totally indebt due to being an alcoholic, but their IFWG character wouldn't be touched, and the character would continue on as though nothing here had ever happened (because it had never happened in the IFWG). Just think of this place as a slightly more serious extension of the Castle of Fun that applies more to the Guild House.
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-20-05, 09:21 PM	you do know that in order to fly, the ship would have to have an upgrade costing 200,000 gp, don't you? oh, and can i use the leadership feat along with my thrall abilities? please? that would make for one awsome naval battle..... First, Orcy's ship isnt from Arms and Equipment. He used things from a different setting to build it. Second, no... read your own PrC, it states that it replaces leadership. Or something like that... Orcy doesnt have the book infront of him right now.
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-20-05, 09:23 PM	Orcy, what happens in the inn has no effect whatsoever on things in the IFWG. So, a person could come here and die several times, lose his fortune, and become totally indebt due to being an alcoholic, but their IFWG character wouldn't be touched, and the character would continue on as though nothing here had ever happened (because it had never happened in the IFWG). Just think of this place as a slightly more serious extension of the Castle of Fun that applies more to the Guild House. That still doesnt mean Orcy enjoys being told that his ship was randomly destroyed with no reasons at all. Like Orcy has said, it reeks of that free-form "I'm a god" playing that ticks Orcy off to no end.
Demonfey 01-20-05, 09:47 PM	Orcy isn't saying you can't, it isnt his thread. But he would like it so you don't randomly trash items that belong to characters for the guild wars. It reminds him far too much of horrible roleplayers who powergame all godlike in freeform games. That makes Orcy angry... As for returning for the booze, why would they need to? Look inside, it's empty ;) ;) ;) :P Because these were just the small reserves of alcohol for a festive occasion. The actual cellars are in the basement, and are bigger than the inn. Also, this means that you have given me a good reason to see if I can withdraw the contents of a person's stomachs via telekinesis. In any case, I'm accused of being a munchkin normally...
turalisj 01-20-05, 09:55 PM	well, considering i take a few barrels home to my keep every night...... :D
Cazic 01-20-05, 10:15 PM	That still doesnt mean Orcy enjoys being told that his ship was randomly destroyed with no reasons at all. Like Orcy has said, it reeks of that free-form "I'm a god" playing that ticks Orcy off to no end. In the inn pretty much everyone is a god. you are, i am, Crowley is, that rat over there in the corner is too. This is pretty much just a place for people to relax, talk, drink, kill sigs, and so forth. the rules state that we aren't supposed to use magic and such, but it happens as a joke. if someone says "I just blow up your ship :D " then you go "HA I have another" or "Thats what you think! :P ." it doesnt matter. besides we are drunk right now and not following the rules so once we get sober then things will be less hectic. so for now just drink, listen to people tell storys and if you want tell your own. It would be a good idea if someone did tell a story cause it would calm everyone down. SIG TARGET PRACTICE! :D
Demonfey 01-20-05, 10:18 PM	In the inn pretty much everyone is a god. you are, i am, Crowley is, that rat over there in the corner is too. This is pretty much just a place for people to relax, talk, drink, kill sigs, and so forth. the rules state that we aren't supposed to use magic and such, but it happens as a joke. if someone says "I just blow up your ship :D " then you go "HA I have another" or "Thats what you think! :P ." it doesnt matter. besides we are drunk right now and not following the rules so once we get sober then things will be less hectic. so for now just drink, listen to people tell storys and if you want tell your own. It would be a good idea if someone did tell a story cause it would calm everyone down. SIG TARGET PRACTICE! :D *Takes out wand of lightning bolts* PULL!
Demonfey 01-20-05, 10:21 PM	I'll be back. I'm just going out to hire some ninjas in case the monkey pirate comes back to settle the question pirates or ninjas. {With that, someone yells the words} ninja VANISH!
Quarion Liadon 01-20-05, 10:35 PM	Perhaps I will tell a story. Let's see, what to tell... what to tell.... Let me tell you of an unknown thread, a great evil. This great evil is actually very much famous to those who are wise enough to realize it, and invisible to those who blind themselves from such troubles. There was once a man named Salazar. This man was pure evil, but very skilled in his profession. He used his skills to act an assassin, and he murdered many people. But, he found his skills to be rather one-sided. He often ran against guards who could use magic, or other opponents with combinations of skills. He lacked these abilities, and he was jealous of it. Around this time, there was also a most wise monk. This man wandered the lands, teaching of opening your mind to a variety of gifts that could be yours, should you accept them. Salazar sought out this wise man. Unfortunately, Salazar tricked this monk into teaching him the secrets that he beheld. The wise man tought Salazar how to learn and employ a variety of abilities at his command. After discovering the wise man's secrets, Salazar killed the monk. Salazar made use of his new abilities, and he thought himself unstoppable. If he lacked a skill at any one time, he could quickly acquire it. Salazar soon took 3 men to be his apprentices. Once these men discovered his secrets, he used them to conduct a variety of "business," including searching out new initiates to his growing order. But, Salazar was growing old. He could no longer complete assassin missions of his own. He began to rely on his order, and he used them to acquire great wealth for himself. There was one man, Gennon, who Salazar noticed to have great talent. But, Gennon was the opposite of Salazar. Instead of using what skills he possessed to increase his own means, Gennon sought to help others. He was especially enthralled with nature, and he always wanted to be like the legendary Druids of old. Salazar took Gennon to his school, and he began training him in the secret ways that he had stolen from the monk long ago. He hoped to eventually bend Gennon to his will, to get him to abandon his own feelings and serve him unquestioningly. When Gennon discovered Salazar's true plans, he escaped from the school. He wanted no part in Salazar's plots. But Salazar's minions sought him out, and continue to seek him to this day. I have not revealed to you the greatest of the gifts the monk foolishly bestowed upon Salazar. This is the ability to impersonate and emulate others of different professions and skills. One could quickly become a wizard or warrior at will, or whatever else they desired to be. These abilities also allowed Salazar and his students to become skilled sneaks and to disguise themselves as most anyone. Gennon had advanced very far in the studies at Salazar's school. When he escaped, he used his abilities to blend in with the rest of the world, fearing Salazar's agents wherever he traveled.
turalisj 01-20-05, 11:37 PM	*casts ray of sobering on everyone in the inn* there we go......
Cazic 01-23-05, 12:24 AM	Now what did we all learn from this experiance? :D
Demonfey 01-23-05, 12:26 AM	Now what did we all learn from this experiance? :D Pirate monkies make things confusing?
grimclaw 01-23-05, 12:32 AM	Now what did we all learn from this experiance? :D that if you had used stronger liquor you could have got twice as drunk in half the time. oh and someone super glue orcy's ship back togather. :D
Solmund 01-23-05, 12:57 AM	nah, i just charmed his whole crew into thining that the ship was one big banana, the pirate should be finding out that his crew is trying to eat the ship..... :D
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-23-05, 02:54 AM	nah, i just charmed his whole crew into thining that the ship was one big banana, the pirate should be finding out that his crew is trying to eat the ship..... :D Definately one of Turalisj's friends... Eep's crew was not charmed into thinking the ship is a banana (because anybody that actually read their spell would know thats not what charm does). Eep's crew was well out of range of any spells. So cut it with all this stuff about blowing up the ship and doing stuff to his crew, because I'm out of this inn already, drop it. Orcy is getting sick of coming on here and seeing some kid talking about how they decided they just messed with his crew today. If you want to strike out at a GM, do it in some other way ;)
Tenzhi 01-23-05, 03:59 AM	If you want to strike out at a GM, do it in some other way ;) Playing god with the laws of reality (because that's what gods do in their free time, after all), the Elf-Bane spends a few centuries during the last two seconds pitching baseballs to Himself and missing them at Orcy.
Cazic 01-23-05, 10:58 AM	Definately one of Turalisj's friends... Eep's crew was not charmed into thinking the ship is a banana (because anybody that actually read their spell would know thats not what charm does). Eep's crew was well out of range of any spells. So cut it with all this stuff about blowing up the ship and doing stuff to his crew, because I'm out of this inn already, drop it. Orcy is getting sick of coming on here and seeing some kid talking about how they decided they just messed with his crew today. If you want to strike out at a GM, do it in some other way ;) Orcy once again it is a joke. if he says that he blow up your ship then just say you blow up his. ANYthing that happens here has NO AFFECT on IFWG. Its all just for fun. And what we have truely learned is that storys, beer, and Sig target practice make for a good time. ;) :P :D
Solmund 01-23-05, 04:28 PM	Definately one of Turalisj's friends.. heh, unfortunatly ya, i am. both in real and game life. in rl i've been his friend since we were in diapers, in game my ships guard his keep, for the reward of what ever gets destroyed in the reefs near the keep. :D
Solmund 01-23-05, 04:29 PM	Orcy once again it is a joke. if he says that he blow up your ship then just say you blow up his. ANYthing that happens here has NO AFFECT on IFWG. Its all just for fun. And what we have truely learned is that storys, beer, and Sig target practice make for a good time. ;) :P :D exactly, except for the sig target practice, i prefer using them as bait for kracken. ;)
Demonfey 01-23-05, 05:23 PM	{Crowley walks back in, followed by indistinct shapes that then vanish into nearby shadows holding shurikens.} According to the ninja clan, the only force that can take on pirate monkies is robot ninjas, so I recruited a clan of warforged ninjas led by a nimblewright ninja shadowdancer to protect the booze. No offense, Orcy, but hey, this would make things entertaining.
grimclaw 01-23-05, 05:24 PM	really people this vile brutalization of helpless sigs has got to stop.I'm calling PETS on all of you and then youll have to deal with Pandela Anniphase.I am truly sickened by the violence you have all displayed.Now if you will excuse me I'm going to eat some chicken then go fishing and maybe do a little hunting.You know good clean fun. :rant:
Solmund 01-23-05, 06:25 PM	{Crowley walks back in, followed by indistinct shapes that then vanish into nearby shadows holding shurikens.} According to the ninja clan, the only force that can take on pirate monkies is robot ninjas, so I recruited a clan of warforged ninjas led by a nimblewright ninja shadowdancer to protect the booze. No offense, Orcy, but hey, this would make things entertaining. my thrall is a shadowdancer/duelist. :D
Demonfey 01-23-05, 06:34 PM	my thrall is a shadowdancer/duelist. :D But it's not a nimblewright shadowdancer/duelist.
Cazic 01-23-05, 10:54 PM	really people this vile brutalization of helpless sigs has got to stop.I'm calling PETS on all of you and then youll have to deal with Pandela Anniphase.I am truly sickened by the violence you have all displayed.Now if you will excuse me I'm going to eat some chicken then go fishing and maybe do a little hunting.You know good clean fun. :rant: SIG HUNT! there is a Sig hiding somewere in the inn. it is your job to find and kill, capture, turture, or what ever else your twisted little minds can think of. Let the hunt BEGIN!
Solmund 01-23-05, 10:57 PM	*spears cazic's sig* :D one down!
grimclaw 01-24-05, 12:19 AM	Grimclaw carefully hides his sig under his cloak,"Well I really should be getting to my room,I'll just leave you guys to your amusements,"He takes a step toward the stairs,"Gotta go by!!!" :eek:
grendle 01-24-05, 12:34 AM	Puts his sig in his pocket.....grabs his brew slugs it....and runs out the door........as he is running everyone heres....run run run as fast as u can cant catch me i am signature man! :D
Kingside_Bishop 01-24-05, 01:03 AM	Hey, everyone. This seems like a fun place to post some literature. So, um, here goes... I had a picture of this guy, but Elfwood's search engine is down (and conveniently, so is ours) -- and I don't have the URL handy. He's a classic looking necromancer type -- with the black cloak, the shadows wrapped around, a wicked scythe, hood drawn over the head, all out evil looking guy. But, at 20th level, he's a Lawful Good Human Ranger 1 / Paladin 4 / Fighter 2 / Hunter of the Dead 10 / Shadowdancer 3. Not your average paladin. The An Entry from the Journal of Gaelwyn Nor He Who Has Accepted the Name “Heretic” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it is the power over life and death that has created the greatest monsters on this plane. Not only undead creations, but the masters of those creations – the wielders of the power of unlife. Not only these masters, but the spawn that they unintentionally create. These creatures, birthed into a world of unnatural horrors and dark terror the likes of which no mortal child should ever be exposed to, are twisted beyond any recognition of their human selves – a humanity so beautiful in comparison to my own tortured form that it would bring tears to my eyes, were I still capable of bringing them forth. The dark journey I have traveled has robbed me of that ability long ago, however. And so I weep behind my silent shadows, where no man can see, while those that mock me point their finger, calling me “heretic.” They see me as one who does not belong in the natural order. Perhaps, they are right – I was not meant to be, not in the form I hold now. Perhaps, had things been different, I would have lived a life much like theirs. We come from the same place, the farmer and I, but somewhere along the road we were separated. They fear me because they see me as an outsider. I, however, am the incarnate flesh of the one thing that all humanity has in common – death. I came from death, and that is where my journey shall end. It is my ultimate purpose in this world to hunt down those that step outside this natural order, and return things to the way that they should be, the way that they always should be. I am the Heretic, the lich hunter, he who watches the night for signs of darkness. When I have cleansed the earth of the unnatural abominations that are the undead, and all knowledge concerning their creation has vanished from this world, I will turn my powers on myself, destroying the final progeny of an extinct lore…~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~“…their magics slide past me, their armies fall before me, and their souls cannot escape my wrath... for I am Death, come to reclaim the Undead.”–- the Heretic
Solmund 01-24-05, 06:54 AM	Grimclaw carefully hides his sig under his cloak,"Well I really should be getting to my room,I'll just leave you guys to your amusements,"He takes a step toward the stairs,"Gotta go by!!!" :eek: *as grimclaw runs towards the stairs, a very pale, heavily musculed elf slashes apart the hidden sig* :D thats 2!
Cazic 01-24-05, 08:44 AM	Puts his sig in his pocket.....grabs his brew slugs it....and runs out the door........as he is running everyone heres....run run run as fast as u can cant catch me i am signature man! :D As Grendle run out of the inn he feels a tug in his poket and is horrified to see that his sig has been ripped to pieces. Solmund is also horrified to see that the sig he was hiding under that table is being eaten by a Hawk. "We're tied." :P
grimclaw 01-24-05, 09:58 AM	*as grimclaw runs towards the stairs, a very pale, heavily musculed elf slashes apart the hidden sig* :D thats 2! "Not again!" grimclaw wails,"I just got it properly trained." Reaching into his cloak he pulls forth a crystal and smashes it on the floor.A swirling black cloud erupts.As it fades a huge blood red sig with fangs and claws,surrounded by black flames of hellfire appears in the inn. "Behold,Demasig,greatest horror of the Abyss.Destroy them all my pet.Seek out their sigs and devour them." With a howl of rage it streaks around the Inn seeking out all the hidden sigs of the guests and devours them.Hardened warriors are sickened by the brutality and violence as sig after helpless sig is torn apart. (I win!!!yay,me! :cheer: :D )
king_of_evil007 01-24-05, 01:18 PM	KB - that puts my story to shame. And I thought mine looked cool. Did you just think of that dude now? (err . . . when you posted it) WARNING! RANT AHEAD! DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED OR IN A MOOD TO ARGUE! And this is a bit old, I just want to comment on what happened with Orcy. Frankly, I think you guys were quite hostile to him, based on a little bit of fun. You guys have demons and lord-knows-what running around, destroying sigs (and blowing them up with fireballs) and he can't have a crew of monkeys and a really fast flying ship? Furthermore, yes, Turalisj might be a worker at the Inn, but guess what? He's still a poster, and technically, all posters shoiuld have equal rights. He is NOT entitled to tell Orcy what to do, nor is Orcy entitled to tell Turalisj what to do. If it's done in fun, alright. But if somebody clearly doesn't like bad stuff happening to their character (as Orcy said, he doesn't enjoy people randomly crashing his ship) then just lay off, even if it's only a joke. Because what's funny to you might not be funny to him, or to somebody else (frankly, I don't find half the stuff I read here remotely funny, no offense intended. It's just flashy sig-detonation) I do agree with Orcy somewhat - this is all kind of annoying, the god-gaming. I think everybody should take a look at what they're doing, what they overreact to, whether a signature or a mention of the BLI and Tyranor in the same sentence (UHOH! THEY"RE IN THE SAME SENTENCE! OMG!), and just take a step back. Over thirty some pages, we've got mostly posts that 'destroy' sigs in a variety of ways, followed by a few stories, a few introductions, and a couple of failed attempts to start something. Every actual discussion that would not be regarded as spam (if a WizO read this) was flamed to death (or buried under sig complaints). Meh, I felt like venting. Didn't mean no offense. I wanted to add my two cents, but never read any of that jazz until right now. And I have a toothache, so I probably come across as way meaner than I really want to be. Sorry. And with that, KoE vanishes in a puff of coloured smoke. Just my 2 gil (horribly inflated ;) ), -KoE
Kingside_Bishop 01-24-05, 05:18 PM	KB - that puts my story to shame. And I thought mine looked cool. Did you just think of that dude now? (err . . . when you posted it)Thanks! Your story was pretty good, too. Have you seen the new CHameleon PrC? Perfect for that... And no... I didn't think of that just then. Actually, that character was my entry for the October Character Optimization Contest. He got 3rd place, which isn't bad considering he's not that well optimized. If you haven't been able to tell yet, I'm a min/maxer and a roleplayer -- roleplay first, then min/max; that's my strategy. When I get some time, I'll post "Orpheus Cloudborn, Frost Giant Halfbreed" -- another tortured soul (a chaotic good half frost giant, raised by cloud giants).
king_of_evil007 01-24-05, 06:05 PM	Alright. Well, in an attempt to offset my earlier negativity (apologies, all), I've decided to try something new. What first drew you here? Not to the BLI persay, but to the Guild House. I came through a link in Epic Scotsman's sig (if you want to see some nice PrCs, check his out) to the Amazing Creator's Foundation, but after a few days, I realized it was quite dead. So I went on a self-imposed mission to revive it, because it's a great guild. And there you go. Most flashiest epic story ever told here ; Enjoy, -KoE
Dex Stonehammer 01-24-05, 07:08 PM	drarfs rule the world for ever and tak is a drunk
grendle 01-24-05, 07:14 PM	drarfs rule the world for ever and tak is a drunk DEX.....you are a special person arent you?....and you cant handel two of the brews in this inn...so go ahed slug one or two back and see what i mean :D ......and what is a drarf?
tak 01-24-05, 07:18 PM	drarfs rule the world for ever and tak is a drunk whats a drarf is it a drow and a dwarf mixed lol
Dex Stonehammer 01-24-05, 07:19 PM	DEX.....you are a special person arent you?....and you cant handel two of the brews in this inn...so go ahed slug one or two back and see what i mean :D ......and what is a drarf? no i am not a special person.
Daleah The Faithful 01-24-05, 07:20 PM	ok, turalisj, I'm going to sleep and because I haven't got any waitress ya'r in charge. I'll be in the suite upstairs. Daleah walks in and recognizes a few faces in the crowd. She walks past tj over to BB. :) "Hallo!" "I was just browsing the boards and see you have a job opening for a waitress.":angel: "I have some extra time on my hands and would like to hang around for awhile to check out the various guilds if that would be ok with you." "So, do you still need a waitress?" :D
Dex Stonehammer 01-24-05, 07:20 PM	dwarf
grendle 01-24-05, 07:22 PM	Finds Dex's hidden sig and sets it on fire.....*BURN BURN HA HA HA* Tak grabs a peice of wood and smashes the fire out and hands it back to dex......
Dex Stonehammer 01-24-05, 07:23 PM	tak needs to quite drinking
tak 01-24-05, 07:26 PM	Finds Dex's hidden sig and sets it on fire.....*BURN BURN HA HA HA* Tak grabs a peice of wood and smashes the fire out and hands it back to dex...... thats right ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evillaugh
tak 01-24-05, 07:28 PM	tak needs to quite drinking no xed i need more more bye the kegs ha ha 'hoccup'
Kingside_Bishop 01-24-05, 07:55 PM	Alright. Well, in an attempt to offset my earlier negativity (apologies, all), I've decided to try something new. What first drew you here? Not to the BLI persay, but to the Guild House. I came through a link in Epic Scotsman's sig (if you want to see some nice PrCs, check his out) to the Amazing Creator's Foundation, but after a few days, I realized it was quite dead. So I went on a self-imposed mission to revive it, because it's a great guild. And there you go. Most flashiest epic story ever told here ; Enjoy, -KoEIt was actually entirely by chance that I came here... Originally, my home page was the headlines page for the D&D boards... you know, with all the links to the D&D forums, and what thread is at the top of each forum. Well, WizO Cat was posting on some Tsunami relief topic on some obscure forum (the Boards Business forum, I think) -- a forum I never look at regularly. While skimming this post very quickly, I caught his sig, just barely out of the corner of my eye. It said something about the Guild House -- and I've always been interested in an online gaming community in D&D. I followed the link, and started posting here. The rest is history... or it will be when I'm done... :plotting:
jagggar 01-24-05, 08:01 PM	What first drew you here? ... Enjoy, -KoE Owning d20 Future and liking the concept of Technology+Magic, I believe I was looking at the SpellJammer section. There was some topic I looked at which thasis had posted in. I was in one of my darker moods so though I had seen his signature before, I decided, hey, why not click on this link to a guild of "ultimate" evil? I did so, started lurking for a while, then started posting. Then the games were halted and now we're where we are. (That is, if we're anywhere.)
grendle 01-24-05, 08:17 PM	DEX...what is all this about man your gonna get in trouble dude that isnt cool :eek:
Cazic 01-24-05, 09:03 PM	"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! Sigs have over run the Inn! Call in the Hounds!" All those in the inn are horrified to see a unfasmable number of Puddles run agout the inn killing and drging away all sigs in the inn. No Sigs people. Just read the rules. :mad: Bronzebeard would go crazy and start attacking people if he saw the inn in this condition. :weep: KB, Dex, and Daleah turn those sigs off please and Dex please stop with the foul language. I dont know if it is allowed or not but most forums dont allow it and some people dont like it. Solmund I just got 4 more sigs I am in the lead! :D
Dyne 01-24-05, 09:39 PM	Alright. Well, in an attempt to offset my earlier negativity (apologies, all), I've decided to try something new. What first drew you here? Not to the BLI persay, but to the Guild House. I came through a link in Epic Scotsman's sig (if you want to see some nice PrCs, check his out) to the Amazing Creator's Foundation, but after a few days, I realized it was quite dead. So I went on a self-imposed mission to revive it, because it's a great guild. And there you go. Most flashiest epic story ever told here ; Enjoy, -KoE I came here through a link in WizO_Catoblepas's sig in a post where he described of a battle that was gonna happen on the boards involving a Cleric and I believe a Barbarian. I'm not exactly certain of what the battle was about, but I think it may have had something to do with UnCon or something similar.
tak 01-24-05, 10:02 PM	"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! Sigs have over run the Inn! Call in the Hounds!" All those in the inn are horrified to see a unfasmable number of Puddles run agout the inn killing and drging away all sigs in the inn. No Sigs people. Just read the rules. :mad: Bronzebeard would go crazy and start attacking people if he saw the inn in this condition. :weep: KB, Dex, and Daleah turn those sigs off please and Dex please stop with the foul language. I dont know if it is allowed or not but most forums dont allow it and some people dont like it. Solmund I just got 4 more sigs I am in the lead! :D tak run in the inn and helps kill the sigs die sigs die and ask the bar keep how about that room :fight!:
Cazic 01-24-05, 11:30 PM	tak run in the inn and helps kill the sigs die sigs die and ask the bar keep how about that room :fight!: Tosses Tak a key. "The barkeep is out so I am taking over till he gettting back."
Daleah The Faithful 01-25-05, 12:39 AM	"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! Sigs have over run the Inn! Call in the Hounds!" All those in the inn are horrified to see a unfasmable number of Puddles run agout the inn killing and drging away all sigs in the inn. No Sigs people. Just read the rules. :mad: Bronzebeard would go crazy and start attacking people if he saw the inn in this condition. :weep: KB, Dex, and Daleah turn those sigs off please and Dex please stop with the foul language. I dont know if it is allowed or not but most forums dont allow it and some people dont like it. Solmund I just got 4 more sigs I am in the lead! :D She looks down at her beautiful sig she has worked so hard to create and sheds a few tears looking back to BB. "I'm sorry, it would go against my code of honor. I cannot turn off my sig at any cost. I owe a great deal of gratitude to these folks and I cannot compromise integrity and loyalties. Forgive me, thankyou for your patience." The paladin leaves the inn the same way she arrived.
grendle 01-25-05, 12:57 AM	:D I got a monkey :D
tak 01-25-05, 12:59 AM	me too u sold me one :cool:
turalisj 01-25-05, 07:21 AM	She looks down at her beautiful sig she has worked so hard to create and sheds a few tears looking back to BB. "I'm sorry, it would go against my code of honor. I cannot turn off my sig at any cost. I owe a great deal of gratitude to these folks and I cannot compromise integrity and loyalties. Forgive me, thankyou for your patience." The paladin leaves the inn the same way she arrived. oh gods, next thing you know, zherog will be walking in aksing if he can have free guinness........ :rolleyes: *beats all the sigs into a fine pulp and throws them into a frying pan*
Cazic 01-25-05, 08:43 AM	She looks down at her beautiful sig she has worked so hard to create and sheds a few tears looking back to BB. "I'm sorry, it would go against my code of honor. I cannot turn off my sig at any cost. I owe a great deal of gratitude to these folks and I cannot compromise integrity and loyalties. Forgive me, thankyou for your patience." The paladin leaves the inn the same way she arrived. I am sorry, but rules are rules. As long as you are in the inn you can not have your sig on. Outside of the inn you can have it on all you want. *beats all the sigs into a fine pulp and throws them into a frying pan* I'll take some of that. :D
Demonfey 01-25-05, 05:56 PM	{You hear a gunshot, and turn around to see Crowley holding a shotgun. He looks very, very angry and unstable. As you look, a demon's soul flies through the door before being torn to bits in a horrible way, it's screams echoing throughout the inn.} I leave for a couple of days, and look what happens! And right now is when the others get strong enough to depose me, and you REALLY don't want that, especially since they can MANIFEST. To excuse Crowley's continued absence with a brief visit, I am saying that the other personalities/shard personalities are currently fighting to be dominant. They can manifest physical form using his body, and some are more powerful than him in the game, but in his mind he reigns over them. At this time, they can manifest powers outside of his body and gain power through any number of means, or even freedom from this body and creation of a new body with nothing keeping them in check.
Cazic 01-25-05, 06:04 PM	{You hear a gunshot, and turn around to see Crowley holding a shotgun. He looks very, very angry and unstable. As you look, a demon's soul flies through the door before being torn to bits in a horrible way, it's screams echoing throughout the inn.} I leave for a couple of days, and look what happens! And right now is when the others get strong enough to depose me, and you REALLY don't want that. To excuse Crowley's continued absence with a brief visit, I am saying that the other personalities/shard personalities are currently fighting to be dominant. They can manifest physical form using his body, and some are more powerful than him in the game, but in his mind he reigns over them. At this time, they can manifest powers outside of his body and gain power through any number of means, or even freedom from this body and creation of a new body with nothing keeping them in check. THANK YOU GOD! Crowley is back. To bad about your mind Crowley, but we all know you will be fine and if you need help keeping them under control just ask we can find you a shrink. :D
Demonfey 01-25-05, 06:29 PM	THANK YOU GOD! Crowley is back. To bad about your mind Crowley, but we all know you will be fine and if you need help keeping them under control just ask we can find you a shrink. :D Now with extra shotgun! :D Do psychologists help with ten personalities with their own life forces that were created by trying to experiment with artifacts in ways you really shouldn't?
Cazic 01-25-05, 06:47 PM	Now with extra shotgun! :D Do psychologists help with ten personalities with their own life forces that were created by trying to experiment with artifacts in ways you really shouldn't? Hmmmm..... :plotting: I'll have to look into that. :evillaugh
Sssargoth 01-25-05, 06:51 PM	ten personalities with their own life forces that were created by trying to experiment with artifacts in ways you really shouldn't? So...it's like having a 2 year old running around then. :P
Demonfey 01-25-05, 06:52 PM	Hmmmm..... :plotting: I'll have to look into that. :evillaugh All of which hate the main personality and therefore cause a constant combat state inside your body that strengthens and fades at certain times and can cause you to lose control of your body forever and destroy that which is your essence?
Demonfey 01-25-05, 06:57 PM	So...it's like having a 2 year old running around then. :P More like being possessed by three powerful and ancient fiends, three powerful and ancient celestials, and three powerful and, you guessed it, ancient beings of neutral perspective all at the same time, with each having an opposite force to fight.
Sssargoth 01-25-05, 07:09 PM	More like being possessed by three powerful and ancient fiends, three powerful and ancient celestials, and three powerful and, you guessed it, ancient beings of neutral perspective all at the same time, with each having an opposite force to fight. I stand corrected. A more accurait description would be a daycare full of hyperactive antisocial 2 year olds... on a sugar high..... and caffine.....and who knows what else.... :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch:
Demonfey 01-25-05, 07:19 PM	I stand corrected. A more accurait description would be a daycare full of hyperactive antisocial 2 year olds... on a sugar high..... and caffine.....and who knows what else.... :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: Give them all Halo 2 rocket launchers that they can use and you probably have it.
Cazic 01-25-05, 08:08 PM	Give them all Halo 2 rocket launchers that they can use and you probably have it. :mymy:
Demonfey 01-25-05, 08:50 PM	:mymy: At this point in time, it would be nearer to a Scorpion's cannon shot, though...or maybe just being run over by a ghost you didn't notice streaking at you from behind. I got really good at that. :D
Kingside_Bishop 01-25-05, 09:27 PM	Here's some more literature... The Words of Grai Vaugn, to an initiateObserve the Leaf, young initiate... it springs forth from the Tree that gives it Birth, with a zest for life most evident. For a short period, it lives carefree -- absorbing energy from those around itself that are willing to sustain it: the Sun, the Earth, the Wind, and the Water. Little does it understand the world around it, or the role it is intended to fill... The Sun finally scorches the Leaf, but this experience is an enlightenment. The Leaf now realizes that it must release itself from the bonds that have held it, and surrender to the forces that that have sustained it until now, or perish -- a dry, empty husk. The Leaf floats on the Wind, which now gives it life as well as purpose. Eventually, it settles to the Earth, where it joins with the Water to nourish the next generation of leaves... and all other leaves to come. For the Leaf realizes now that it will never die so long as it is part of this cycle -- for it will live through all those to come... just as through it, all those before the Leaf have lived. And so the cycle continues, young initiate... the Elements give birth to the Children, who then nurture the Elements, and eachother; it is an ongoing cycle of Birth, Life, Death, and Rebirth. Some deny this, but it is only those that have not yet Died and been Reborn that do so... One day you will Die, and we will all look to your Rebirth, as my Rebirth was looked to, as was my master's, and so on since the beginning of Time...
Demonfey 01-25-05, 09:31 PM	Here's some more literature... The Words of Grai Vaugn, to an initiateObserve the Leaf, young initiate... it springs forth from the Tree that gives it Birth, with a zest for life most evident. For a short period, it lives carefree -- absorbing energy from those around itself that are willing to sustain it: the Sun, the Earth, the Wind, and the Water. Little does it understand the world around it, or the role it is intended to fill... The Sun finally scorches the Leaf, but this experience is an enlightenment. The Leaf now realizes that it must release itself from the bonds that have held it, and surrender to the forces that that have sustained it until now, or perish -- a dry, empty husk. The Leaf floats on the Wind, which now gives it life as well as purpose. Eventually, it settles to the Earth, where it joins with the Water to nourish the next generation of leaves... and all other leaves to come. For the Leaf realizes now that it will never die so long as it is part of this cycle -- for it will live through all those to come... just as through it, all those before the Leaf have lived. And so the cycle continues, young initiate... the Elements give birth to the Children, who then nurture the Elements, and eachother; it is an ongoing cycle of Birth, Life, Death, and Rebirth. Some deny this, but it is only those that have not yet Died and been Reborn that do so... One day you will Die, and we will all look to your Rebirth, as my Rebirth was looked to, as was my master's, and so on since the beginning of Time... And sometimes, the people change into the elements...
Kingside_Bishop 01-25-05, 09:39 PM	And sometimes, the people change into the elements...Indeed, brother, for we understand that the Children are the Elements, as are the Elements only Children -- all are one in the cycle, neverending. The Leaf may be burnt by the sun, bursting into flame and becoming the catalyst for new life.
Lady Rolindin 01-25-05, 09:48 PM	for we no not what the lawfuls are going to do, they might bring all the guilds down around their own feet. Sil you have to calm down and Droga why all this hatered, I have to say it droga but you and redhase don't get along do you two(redhase has talked to me on the phone when I take her calls and you two are too much alike if you ask me. Kill all good, kill all good calm down please) . the two of you are more alike than you want to amit. (if the two of you got together you could kill sil mage) yes we should enjoy our selves before the lawful one's do any thing else and blow up the world. yes we should have an ale to celebrate the one who are killing them selves, and they are following their lawful ways. Triskar goes to the bar and orders a ale.
Demonfey 01-25-05, 10:04 PM	Indeed, brother, for we understand that the Children are the Elements, as are the Elements only Children -- all are one in the cycle, neverending. The Leaf may be burnt by the sun, bursting into flame and becoming the catalyst for new life. Then call me the sun, for I am a living embodiment of flame. I was flesh and blood many millenia ago, but that is a story that I would prefer not to tell.
tak 01-25-05, 10:08 PM	thx for the room whats the room number Cazic :D
Cazic 01-25-05, 10:17 PM	thx for the room whats the room number Cazic :D Room #6753498021 we have a lot of rooms :D
Kingside_Bishop 01-25-05, 10:19 PM	Then call me the sun, for I am a living embodiment of flame. I was flesh and blood many millenia ago, but that is a story that I would prefer not to tell.It is as it was meant to be then, Brother, for our Rebirths are stories not meant for telling...
Tenzhi 01-26-05, 12:44 AM	Then call me the sun, for I am a living embodiment of flame. I was flesh and blood many millenia ago, but that is a story that I would prefer not to tell. "I wouldn't say THE sun, but perhaps A sun. Reminds me of a chap I met in Sigil once, only without all the screaming." "Did I hear someone mention they were paying for all the alcohol for a week - a 'happy week' I believe they said. In that case I'll have three barrels of Orcus' finest Deathshine, brewed from the waters of the river Styx ere the end of his previous reign. Barring that I'll settle for some concentrated gutshaker."
Cazic 01-26-05, 08:44 AM	Tenzhi sig off please.
Demonfey 01-26-05, 10:34 AM	"I wouldn't say THE sun, but perhaps A sun. Reminds me of a chap I met in Sigil once, only without all the screaming." "Did I hear someone mention they were paying for all the alcohol for a week - a 'happy week' I believe they said. In that case I'll have three barrels of Orcus' finest Deathshine, brewed from the waters of the river Styx ere the end of his previous reign. Barring that I'll settle for some concentrated gutshaker." That was me. Just a moment, Tenzhi. {Goes down to the basement, and finds a keg marked "Orcus' Deathshine" before bringing it up, and makes two more trips.} When I say order anything, I mean order anything. Being a mage is handy for finding unusual drinks.
Kingside_Bishop 01-27-05, 01:14 AM	Some more literature, for you viewing pleasure... this is the abridged version (the long version being three pages long): -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~His mother died giving birth to him, her body torn from the brutality done upon her by his father, a frost giant raider. The girl had given up on life, retreating into an endless daze, but her father wanted the child for his own -- the last legacy of a girl that, once, was most dear to him. When the villagers of the frostfell saw the child, covered in his mother's blood, they tried to take him. The grandfather took the child and ran toward the mountains, but the hunters followed. They shot him through with their arrows, and as his blood stained the snow a mighty blizzard stole upon them. When it lifted, the old man was dead, and the hunters saw a cloud giant striding across the distant peaks. The child was gone... but some say they saw a small, pale body in the giant’s arms, with a tuft of blue hair..."All I've ever brought to anyone is pain and suffering... but my life must have another purpose... it must! Stronmaus, please... help me!"-- Orpheus Frostborn, after taking another life-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ 20th Level: Chaotic Good Giant Barbarian 1 / Fighter 2 / Giant 3 / Bard 1 / Hulking Hurler 3 / Holy Liberator 10The "Giant" Race: Giant is a race from Monte Cook's Arcana Unearthed (not to be confused with WotC's "Unearthed Arcana") -- it's a race with no level adjustment, very balanced, but with racial levels that can be taken. These levels grant BAB, HP, and Skill Points, as well as some basic abilities (at 3rd level Giant, the character becomes Large size). Weapon Style of Choice: This particular giant uses Monkey Grip to use a two-handed glaive designed for a character of huge size -- that's a 4d6 weapon. Arcana Unearthed also has a Power Charge feat that works just like Spirited Charge, but Large characters can take it as well (so a character must either be large size or mounted to gain the benefit). This increases the damage to 8d6 when charging. Then, he takes Combat Reflexes and Stand Still to take full advantage of his reach and huge damage potential... along with Favored Power Attack to deal amazing amounts of damage against giants with his Giantbane Glaive -- and also giving him 20 ft reach. In addition to being able to chuck huge boulders around with devestating effect. Other Cool Stuff: Then, with Words of Creation and a War Horn, his Inspire Courage jumps to +4... which isn't bad, when you add everything up. On top of this, with Leadership and Celestial Companion, he's got a 9 HD Celestial Giant Eagle 3rd Level Ranger / 2nd Level Fighter / 1st level Barbarian cohort (advanced to huge size for riding).Roleplaying + Min/Maxing = Fun in any Situation -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Also, for everyone's information, here's something I found out recently: the boards have more fonts than it says in the font dropdown box. Most of you probably already knew about it, but here it is, anyway... I was thrilled, at any rate. Here are some of my newly discovered favorites:Forte Mistral Papyrus ScriptAnyone know of any other cool ones? I'm looking for an Old English, if anyone knows of one.
Tenzhi 01-27-05, 02:38 AM	Tenzhi sig off please. Okay. I've turned it off in this post by unchecking the box that says "Show your signature" and will endeavor to remember to do so in the future, though I make no promises what with my unreliable memory. It won't accomplish anything, however, except to annoy those intelligent enough to take their own steps to avoid unnecessary sigs by configuring their options rather than relying on everyone else to do it for them. __________________ "Everything is true in some sense, false in some sense and meaningless in some sense. Everything is also true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, and false and meaningless in some sense. Everything is also true and false and meaningless in some sense. And if you ponder this long enough, you'll acheive enlightenment-- in some sense." Logic is not a thinking man's game.
Cazic 01-27-05, 08:43 AM	You typed in your sig? :eek: Th...Tha...Thats cheating! :D
Demonfey 01-28-05, 01:59 PM	You typed in your sig? :eek: Th...Tha...Thats cheating! :D It's never come up before, so there really isn't anything saying he can't... Anything else? Also, our rooms go up to infinity. That is why having a mage be a constant worker here pays off.
king_of_evil007 01-28-05, 06:19 PM	That's not cheating . . . that's brilliant! KB: Even more excellent writing and font use. And no, I never knew about the extra fonts, I never change my font. . . __________________ Call me KoE. (Un)Official DM of the Guild House (http://boards1.wizards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=495). The Benevolent Dictator at the Final Fantasy Campaign Setting. Threadkeeper of the Amazing Creators' Foundation. Member of the Prestige Class Creator's Foundation. PrCs: The Eight Generals The Blade Lord The Manji Lord The Soul Lord The General of the Chained Axe The Spellfist Legionnaire The Beacon of Altoma Others The Gunblade (with Unholydragoon) The Time Warrior (remixed!) D&D 3.5 SRD (http://www.wizards.com/D20/article.asp?x=srd35) - d20 Modern SRD (http://www.wizards.com/D20/article.asp?x=msrd)
Cazic 01-28-05, 09:06 PM	That's not cheating . . . that's brilliant! KB: Even more excellent writing and font use. And no, I never knew about the extra fonts, I never change my font. . . __________________ Call me KoE. (Un)Official DM of the Guild House (http://boards1.wizards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=495). The Benevolent Dictator at the Final Fantasy Campaign Setting. Threadkeeper of the Amazing Creators' Foundation. Member of the Prestige Class Creator's Foundation. PrCs: The Eight Generals The Blade Lord The Manji Lord The Soul Lord The General of the Chained Axe The Spellfist Legionnaire The Beacon of Altoma Others The Gunblade (with Unholydragoon) The Time Warrior (remixed!) D&D 3.5 SRD (http://www.wizards.com/D20/article.asp?x=srd35) - d20 Modern SRD (http://www.wizards.com/D20/article.asp?x=msrd) Next time BB is back we will need to ask him about this, but until then the choice about wether you can type you sig or not will be left up to Demonfey. Since he is the second in command at the inn. :D
BronzeBeard 01-30-05, 03:44 AM	*the door slams open as fast as the eye can blink. as you look (if you look) at the door, trying to find the new customer, you see a small shape - a dwarf. Fully loaded with all sorts of pockets and backpacks, heavy with minning gear and all kind of junk.* "hello to al..., what's that?!?" Pointing his finger he blast KoE's and tenz's Sig's with magical purple rays. *roar* "I SAID NO SIGS!!!" *roar* Laying his equipment near a stool next to the bar he asks for some dwarven stout, the exotic flvored, mixed with limestone with the bubbling toppings, pretty please and thank you. "Hello everyone"
Tenzhi 01-30-05, 04:17 AM	My dear dwarf, that's what your user options are for. But as long as I'm taking the extra effort to manually turn off my sig for those incapable of putting their user options to good use, I will also expend extra effort in other ways. One good turn deserves another. If my extra effort bothers you, I can go back to not turning off my sig manually and you can adjust your user options accordingly to avoid seeing extraneous sigs - which is what you should be doing if you don't want to be bothered by sigs anyway. That's what those options are there for, after all, to eliminate the need to nag other users about their sigs. Mind you, given the relatively infrequent amount that I post to this thread, either option will likely not affect you overmuch. __________________ "Everything is true in some sense, false in some sense and meaningless in some sense. Everything is also true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, and false and meaningless in some sense. Everything is also true and false and meaningless in some sense. And if you ponder this long enough, you'll acheive enlightenment-- in some sense." This is not a sig, it's a lesson in futility.
BronzeBeard 01-30-05, 04:58 AM	My dear dwarf, that's what your user options are for. But as long as I'm taking the extra effort to manually turn off my sig for those incapable of putting their user options to good use, I will also expend extra effort in other ways. One good turn deserves another. If my extra effort bothers you, I can go back to not turning off my sig manually and you can adjust your user options accordingly to avoid seeing extraneous sigs - which is what you should be doing if you don't want to be bothered by sigs anyway. That's what those options are there for, after all, to eliminate the need to nag other users about their sigs. Mind you, given the relatively infrequent amount that I post to this thread, either option will likely not affect you overmuch. And what about when it comes to a place where the collective don't want to either show nor suffer from darn sigs? (the dwarf talking) Your 'manual labor' doesn't affect me much, but as long as you are in me Inn than I suggest that you keep your 'I don't care what you're thinking - I'll do whatever I want' attitude from insulting others. (tha dwarf is talking) Besides this there's also the poor fact that I will not be present most of the time to see your damb sigs (tha dwarf is still making the talk!)
Tenzhi 01-30-05, 05:23 AM	And what about when it comes to a place where the collective don't want to either show nor suffer from darn sigs? (the dwarf talking) The "collective" have the same user options. If they don't want to see sigs, they can take care of it themselves. Had they just done so to begin with, how much bickering and whining would this thread have been spared from? That is precisely why those user options are present. As the viewing of sigs is completely under the option of the viewer and as I'm a rather absent-minded (and lazy) person in the first place, I will not be held accountable for not turning my sig off every time I post here. And any harassment I receive on the matter will be responded to in like tone with added cantankerous old man smell. So you people can shoot your death rays and widget beams at my sig all you want, but the only sure way to be rid of it is to use your magical user options. If some of you don't have a high enough caster ability score to use the level 0 user options, that's not my problem. I'm turning it off in this post, but I make no promises in the future. For I am senile and prone to mental flatulence. Yar.
Silmarien Aldalome 01-30-05, 05:43 AM	Apologies for the intrusion - The seven polls are out - they are: 1. Portal Concepts for the Inter-Foundation Games-II (ignore the other one) (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=371737) 2. PC Concepts-II (ignore the other one) (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=371732) 3. Frameworks for Overarching Rules (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=371740) 4. Black Operations (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=371743) 5. Newcomers, Recruits and Managing Level Variation (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=371744) 6. Roles, Hierarchies and In-Game Promotion Opportunities (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=371747) 7. In-Game Rewards and Penalties (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=371748) My apologies for the error in the Portals thread (that meant I had to close Ver1 of it) and for the second thread, I closed (I couldn't edit polls, after they're cut). I'll see if I can get the URLs and post them here. regards stav
BronzeBeard 01-30-05, 06:16 AM	Sil - Apologie not confurmed. I said that the Inn is no place for the IFWG and I mean it! Now get that blasted thing away from here! Now Tenz: If you want to put your sig up then go ahead and do so. We won't smack, we won't hurt, we won't hack, we won't twack, we won't smoock, we won't blup, we won't borp, we won't larv, we won't dish and we won't bang. But seriously thought we... mean I built this place not because I wanted so much to evolve the IFWG or to have my own foundation but I thought that we do need some silly output in order to mentain much of the posters sanity (which explains the turalisj and everyone's god-mode act). Look, all I'm saying is - play nice. I dont really care otherwise. This arguement has gone long enought. "DF, Where's me drink?"
Demonfey 01-30-05, 10:00 AM	*the door slams open as fast as the eye can blink. as you look (if you look) at the door, trying to find the new customer, you see a small shape - a dwarf. Fully loaded with all sorts of pockets and backpacks, heavy with minning gear and all kind of junk.* "hello to al..., what's that?!?" Pointing his finger he blast KoE's and tenz's Sig's with magical purple rays. *roar* "I SAID NO SIGS!!!" *roar* Laying his equipment near a stool next to the bar he asks for some dwarven stout, the exotic flvored, mixed with limestone with the bubbling toppings, pretty please and thank you. "Hello everyone" Here you go, boss. I'm still paying for happy week. Maybe even happy month. Sorry, got an X-Box, Halo, and Halo 2 yesterday, all at the same time.
BronzeBeard 01-30-05, 11:18 AM	Here you go, boss. I'm still paying for happy week. Maybe even happy month. Sorry, got an X-Box, Halo, and Halo 2 yesterday, all at the same time. Alright! DF! I'm defecting from draft and I'll go stay at your place and hide while playing with your halo! ;)
Demonfey 01-31-05, 05:10 PM	Alright! DF! I'm defecting from draft and I'll go stay at your place and hide while playing with your halo! ;) You'd be surprised how many times I hear something along those lines. Most of my friends actually ask if my family will adopt them.
BronzeBeard 01-31-05, 05:49 PM	You'd be surprised how many times I hear something along those lines. Most of my friends actually ask if my family will adopt them. :rofl:
Dyne 02-02-05, 10:36 PM	You'd be surprised how many times I hear something along those lines. Most of my friends actually ask if my family will adopt them. :blink:
BronzeBeard 02-03-05, 03:37 AM	:drool:
Tenzhi 02-03-05, 04:04 AM	::sips his Deathshine straight from the barrel through a Moebius straw::
Cazic 02-03-05, 08:44 AM	You'd be surprised how many times I hear something along those lines. Most of my friends actually ask if my family will adopt them. :uh-huh: Tenzhi sig! Begins feeding Tenzhi's sig to the mutant puddles gruarding the inn vault. :D
Demonfey 02-03-05, 03:14 PM	I'm not even kidding. They really do ask if my family will adopt them. None have been adopted so far, though.
BronzeBeard 02-05-05, 03:21 AM	Well, it doesn't even matters now - I am soon off again. *BronzeBeard picks up his back-pack, which make some rattle noise and drop out a weird looking mice that ran of to the corner of the Inn.* "T'was nice - but I'm going now, must take my leave and all that. In less than 20 hours (- 04:30 GMT 6/2) I'll get me uniform and all. All well to you, little people and please help me with the dualmage (DF will point you there) it's something for you more than to myself" *And then BB start walking towards the door*
Demonfey 02-05-05, 12:00 PM	Well, it doesn't even matters now - I am soon off again. *BronzeBeard picks up his back-pack, which make some rattle noise and drop out a weird looking mice that ran of to the corner of the Inn.* "T'was nice - but I'm going now, must take my leave and all that. In less than 20 hours (- 04:30 GMT 6/2) I'll get me uniform and all. All well to you, little people and please help me with the dualmage (DF will point you there) it's something for you more than to myself" *And then BB start walking towards the door* :( *raises a glass* To Bronzebeard, and may we meet again!
Cazic 02-05-05, 12:21 PM	Well, it doesn't even matters now - I am soon off again. *BronzeBeard picks up his back-pack, which make some rattle noise and drop out a weird looking mice that ran of to the corner of the Inn.* "T'was nice - but I'm going now, must take my leave and all that. In less than 20 hours (- 04:30 GMT 6/2) I'll get me uniform and all. All well to you, little people and please help me with the dualmage (DF will point you there) it's something for you more than to myself" *And then BB start walking towards the door* May God be with you my friend and untill we meet again may he forever be watching and guilding you. Irish peom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wishing you always--- Wall for the wind and a roof for the rain and tea beside the fire. Laughter to cheer you and those you love, near you, and all your heart might desire! May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back. May the sunshine warm upon your face and the rains fall soft upon your fields. And till we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand. We will be waiting for your gloryus return my friend. :weep: *raises a glass with DF*
Dyne 02-05-05, 01:38 PM	*A group of gnomes encircles BB* *They all start singing with voices like a boys choir:* "God be with you till we meet again By his counsels guide uphold you With his sheep securely fold you God be with you till we meet again."
redhase 02-06-05, 08:28 PM	since the hef is going to have a open meeting and all the guilsds are going to be their, how about Bronze bread and demonfey the both of you set up a tent and sell drinks at the big meeting. maybe even some food on the side, set up rides for the ones that have children and such.]
Demonfey 02-13-05, 09:51 PM	:bump:
Dyne 02-13-05, 09:55 PM	A strange creature walks into the inn. He is humanoid, but his hair is as deep a blue as the ocean, and his eyes are of teal. His features are fair, and he seems very alert. "I've journeyed quited far from my home in the great depths of the ocean. I seek food and shelter." He looks around at the establishment and its patrons. "What goes on here?"
Demonfey 02-13-05, 09:58 PM	A strange creature walks into the inn. He is humanoid, but his hair is as deep a blue as the ocean, and his eyes are of teal. His features are fair, and he seems very alert. "I've journeyed quited far from my home in the great depths of the ocean. I seek food and shelter." He looks around at the establishment and its patrons. "What goes on here?" What goes on here is anything we feel like at the moment. Here are some keys. {Chucks the guy some keys}. Room 667
Cazic 02-15-05, 10:22 PM	Whats the name of the spell that lets a person travel through shadows?
Dyne 02-16-05, 12:30 AM	There's Shadow Walk, which lets a person travel to the Shadow Plane for increased speed. It's really crappy, though, because it's very inaccurate. I don't know of anything else, though. There might be a Shadow Dancer ability for that.
Cazic 02-16-05, 08:24 AM	thank you for what I am doing I think shadow walk will work just fine.
grimclaw 02-16-05, 08:40 PM	I've been thinking of making a profession for Tyranor called the Soujorner.Basically they have the skill of summoning the veil and using it for transport.It would make a cool non-magical feat for non-magic users to be able to travel around between worlds.I think it would be worth sacrificing a feat for.Why should magic-users have all the travel benifits.
Cazic 02-17-05, 08:37 AM	I've been thinking of making a profession for Tyranor called the Soujorner.Basically they have the skill of summoning the veil and using it for transport.It would make a cool non-magical feat for non-magic users to be able to travel around between worlds.I think it would be worth sacrificing a feat for.Why should magic-users have all the travel benifits. Sounds good. it is defentily a great idea. It makes sence that there would be people that are good with handling the veil.
Demonfey 02-17-05, 03:15 PM	Sigs, people. Please remember to turn off your sigs. Even though Bronzebeard has left due to being drafted, his rules for this place remain.
Cazic 02-17-05, 10:58 PM	Sigs, people. Please remember to turn off your sigs. Even though Bronzebeard has left due to being drafted, his rules for this place remain. RELEASE THE ANTI-SIG PUDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {Thousands of Pudles then swarm over Grimclaw's sig and devore it.} :D
grendle 02-17-05, 11:08 PM	RELEASE THE ANTI-SIG PUDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {Thousands of Pudles then swarm over Grimclaw's sig and devore it.} :D GINGAVITIS! :D
Demonfey 02-18-05, 02:58 PM	*Points at other people's sigs, including Cazic's.*
Cazic 02-18-05, 10:15 PM	*Points at other people's sigs, including Cazic's.* *upon being discovered Cazic's sig disappears in a puff of smoke returning to the place all sig go when in danger*
grimclaw 02-19-05, 12:19 AM	What sig?I have no idea what your talking about.Your obviously delusional. :D
Cazic 02-19-05, 02:32 PM	What sig?I have no idea what your talking about.Your obviously delusional. :D i think Crowley has been drinking a little to much. I haven't seen a sig all day. :D
grimclaw 02-26-05, 12:30 AM	Clear!!!!!! :bump: It's an epedemic!!!!!
Demonfey 02-26-05, 10:25 AM	Grimclaw: *CoughSIGcough*
Cazic 02-26-05, 01:21 PM	Demonfey are you going to have a PC? I dont see one the the Character Thread. :confused:
grimclaw 02-26-05, 02:09 PM	And the delusions continue.Sad really.
Demonfey 02-27-05, 10:02 AM	Demonfey are you going to have a PC? I dont see one the the Character Thread. :confused: Sulkyr, first page, in the second post. There is a link to him.
Dyne 02-27-05, 10:51 AM	Man, things have been changing so radically recently, I'm not really sure what PC(s) I'm going to use. The only one I'm sure about is Strider. The other two will probably change, one will definitely be a card caster (see the Society of the Cards guild), but I'm not sure about the other one. (Maybe I'll only use two?)
Cazic 02-27-05, 08:45 PM	Ya I am not 100% sure about the people I will be useing to. I know I will be useing my Drow Wizard. Maybe my Shadow Crafter and Immortal or mybe the Urban Soul. Hmmmmmmm
Demonfey 03-01-05, 10:24 PM	{A ninja and an apparently undead pyroclastic half dragon half demonfey both walk into the inn. Crowley looks up} Ah, I was wondering when the two of you would report back in.
Cazic 03-01-05, 11:23 PM	"Care to explain your friends Crowley?" [EDIT] DIE SIG DIE!
Demonfey 03-02-05, 08:30 AM	The half dragon is Sulkyr, my first lieutenant for my mercenary corporation. The ninja is Tetsuo, my head of assassins.
Cazic 03-02-05, 08:54 AM	"A pleasure to meet you both."
Demonfey 03-02-05, 03:39 PM	Good to meet you too. Tetsuo doesn't talk that often, I'm afraid, so don't expect an easily interpretable response from him. {The ninja nods at you, not saying anything.}
Cazic 03-06-05, 05:48 PM	A Young Bronze Dragon walks into the inn. You can tell he is a Cleric by the Symbol of Hlal imbeded in his forhead. "Hello all. I heard this was a good place for conversations and food. Though I see no conversations are taking place. Why have you stoped talking? Surely there are stories to be told. This places has been story and humorless this would sadden Hlal if she saw it." While saying this the young Bronze has a sad look on his face.
turalisj 03-06-05, 05:53 PM	*walks in and resumes his rightful place as guard* sorry about the long vacation. but it seems the BL inn was closed for a while....
Demonfey 03-06-05, 06:37 PM	It is quiet because of the lack of spirit now. No one feels like participating in anything much right at the moment, and wishes to get certain affairs in order before the coming war.
Cazic 03-06-05, 07:55 PM	Ahhhhh. War. It always makes the best storys. Hlal will be happy.
turalisj 03-06-05, 08:06 PM	....hey cazic, any CN or psionic dragon dieties? :D
Demonfey 03-06-05, 08:17 PM	Ahhhhh. War. It always makes the best storys. Hlal will be happy. It scars the land and the people. Many think of it as just something that comes and goes, but they have never truly been part of it. They do not understand the destruction and desolation it brings.
Cazic 03-06-05, 11:32 PM	....hey cazic, any CN or psionic dragon dieties? :D "Yes there is my friend. If you wish to know of them then ask me and I will find out what I can."
Sssargoth 03-06-05, 11:42 PM	....hey cazic, any CN or psionic dragon dieties? :D Aasterinian is a demigod, but the only one that is CN, and there arent any psionic ones.
BronzeBeard 03-09-05, 09:01 AM	"I'm Back!" :ahem: "For now..."
jagggar 03-09-05, 09:55 AM	Yay! *glomps*
BronzeBeard 03-09-05, 12:06 PM	what?
Demonfey 03-09-05, 03:44 PM	Bronzebeard! Yay!!! :w00t: So, how have things been?
Cazic 03-09-05, 10:10 PM	"I'm Back!" :ahem: "For now..." AHHHHHHH!!!! HE IS BACK! {Begins shuving all the sig under the carpet} Soooooo BB how are things? :angelhide Now for the happy BB is back dance! :cheer: :w00t: :dancin: :mage: :pint: :coolcthul :pint: :mage: :dancin: :w00t: :cheer:
turalisj 03-09-05, 10:17 PM	*dumps a 20-gallon bin of extreme strength vodka* :D welcome back. we need to dust off the tables a bit though......
Sssargoth 03-09-05, 10:26 PM	I'll supply the lobsters, ninjas, and monkeys! Oh, wait, I got banned for doing that, didnt I. Ah, screw it! *casts cone of lobsters, cone of ninjas, and swarm of a thousand monkeys* :D
Cazic 03-09-05, 10:58 PM	*dumps a 20-gallon bin of extreme strength vodka* :D welcome back. we need to dust off the tables a bit though...... {begins poking Turalisj with his elbo} *Pssst* Turalisj sig the carpet is full cant hide it there. :twitch:
BronzeBeard 03-10-05, 01:59 PM	So? What's up?
Demonfey 03-10-05, 05:07 PM	Well, this area has gone through something of a quiet time after you left, and apparently Redhase had personal business to attend to and has left the game, possibly for good. Nothing's started yet, although we are supposedly getting close to beginning.
Cazic 03-14-05, 04:49 AM	*Keeps poking Turalisj* [whisper]SIG![whisper/]
Dyne 03-14-05, 01:27 PM	An Elf with two large swords on his back walks into the inn. He strides over to Turalisj's sig and pokes it with one of the swords, which has a blue tint. "I see we still have plenty of ingredients for the scrambled sigs."
Cazic 03-14-05, 03:18 PM	A bulky human steps out of the shadows and looks at the sig. He has a hungery look on his face like that of a Animal. "I could get ride of that for you. I love the taste of fat sig."
Dyne 03-16-05, 03:53 PM	A Human pirate that resembles Jack Sparrow walks into the inn. "You wouldn't happen to have any rum, would ya?"
Frostbite_Ravenheart 03-16-05, 04:25 PM	A CG Drow Ranger of Mieliki(?) answers the wanna-be pirates call: "Hey! You listen to me!" The Purple eyed Ranger pulls out two curvered blades "I'm the only cliche here and I will not be upstaged!" Out of nowhere a giant black cat is summond. ;) -Frosty
Demonfey 03-16-05, 04:47 PM	A Human pirate that resembles Jack Sparrow walks into the inn. "You wouldn't happen to have any rum, would ya?" Yes. Help with our new ninja problem and you can have as much as you can drink in one day.
Dyne 03-16-05, 05:18 PM	"Alrighty then. I suppose you want a little help with the cliche problem as well? I warn you, though, I can drink a lot of rum in one day." ;) The pirate draws a rapier and looks around the inn.
Demonfey 03-16-05, 05:59 PM	"Alrighty then. I suppose you want a little help with the cliche problem as well? I warn you, though, I can drink a lot of rum in one day." ;) The pirate draws a rapier and looks around the inn. I gave up on the cliche problem a long time ago. Now then, the ninja in the mask is a coworker of mine, and so he's okay. {Pulls out a shotgun and loads it.} Now then, let's get those summoned ninjas!
Dyne 03-16-05, 06:08 PM	"This should be fun." The pirate lunges at the nearest ninja and begins dueling him with some fancy swordfighting and footwork. EDIT: I can't believe I still forget to turn off my sig here.
Demonfey 03-16-05, 06:18 PM	{Shoots the nearest ninja he doesn't recognize, and then begins to walk through the inn, shooting the ninjas, monkies, and lobsters that weren't here before.} Stop dueling the one ninja that actually works for me and help me with these ninja!
Dyne 03-16-05, 06:20 PM	"Oops, sorry." The pirate pulls out a renaissance era pistol and shoots a ninja (that doesn't work for Crowley).
Dyne 03-16-05, 06:42 PM	The pirate pulls a bomb out of his trousers and lights the fuse. :devil:
Demonfey 03-16-05, 07:04 PM	The pirate pulls a bomb out of his trousers and lights the fuse. :devil: {Crowley takes a shuriken from a ninja beginning to fall and tosses it, neatly severing the fuse.} You are not using bombs in here! We are sitting on top of 10,000 gallons of beer alone, not to mention all the other types of alcohol, and I will not have you blow up this inn!
Dyne 03-16-05, 07:19 PM	"My mistake, no need for fits." He puts the bomb back into his trousers and starts fighting the nearest ninja (that isn't named Tetsuo) with his rapier. EDIT: The pirate that resembles Jack Sparrow slashes Dyne's sig into pieces.
Demonfey 03-16-05, 07:26 PM	It is when you've been left temporarily in charge. {Shoots a few sigs in addition to everything else, including some of the ones under the rug.} Three more ninjas. {A pair of short swords appears out of two of the ninjas backs, and Tetsuo fades into view.} Make that one.
Dyne 03-16-05, 07:43 PM	The pirate throws a dagger at the last ninja, hitting him square in the chest and falling to the ground. "Make that none." I think I'm gonna have fun with this character. It's rather too bad I didn't have the chance of developing my other characters. Remember James, the Half-Celestial? I was gonna make him turn evil and become Aseir's second-in-command. When acting as Aseir's evil servant, he would wear a skull mask so that no one would know that he was Aseir's lieutenant until a while. He would turn out to be similar to Darth Vader, in fact. This is the reason he started to turn rather belligerent and sinister when I was roleplaying him.
Demonfey 03-16-05, 07:48 PM	The pirate throws a dagger at the last ninja, hitting him square in the chest and falling to the ground. "Make that none." I think I'm gonna have fun with this character. It's rather too bad I didn't have the chance of developing my other characters. Remember James, the Half-Celestial? I was gonna make him turn evil and become Aseir's second-in-command. When acting as Aseir's evil servant, he would wear a skull mask so that no one would know that he was Aseir's lieutenant until a while. He would turn out to be similar to Darth Vader, in fact. This is the reason he started to turn rather belligerent and sinister when I was roleplaying him. I was hoping that he would just get himself killed off, actually...
Dyne 03-16-05, 07:55 PM	Who? James?
Demonfey 03-16-05, 07:57 PM	Who? James? Yeah. Out of game, I don't like those people who think that they are the best pick for a leader and believe that their ideas are best, and so that carries into my characters.
Dyne 03-16-05, 08:40 PM	That's allright. I purposely made him a prick. Kinda reminds me of Anakin Skywalker in Episode II, except he didn't throw quite as many tantrums.
Solmund 03-16-05, 09:24 PM	*walks in* one bottle of elven frostwine, earliest season you have please. *waits for his drink*
Demonfey 03-16-05, 09:31 PM	[QUOTE=Dyne]*walks in* one bottle of elven frostwine, earliest season you have please. *waits for his drink*QUOTE] {Goes down to the cellar and brings back rum and the frostwine.}
Dyne 03-16-05, 10:03 PM	*Sees the rum* :drool: *Starts drinking* "Drink up, me hearties. Yo ho! Yo ho!" *Continues singing a song about pirates* (Anyone who has seen Pirates of the Caribbean knows what song)
Demonfey 03-16-05, 10:32 PM	*Sees the rum* :drool: *Starts drinking* "Drink up, me hearties. Yo ho! Yo ho!" *Continues singing a song about pirates* (Anyone who has seen Pirates of the Caribbean knows what song) {Goes back down and brings up a keg of the strongest dwarven ale before drinking it all in one go.} It's good to be an elemental.
Dyne 03-16-05, 10:34 PM	As long as you don't drink any of that Dragon Beer. We already had an explosion from a simple molotov cocktail, imagine what it would be like to set fire to the most alcoholic beverage in existence.
Demonfey 03-16-05, 10:43 PM	As long as you don't drink any of that Dragon Beer. We already had an explosion from a simple molotov cocktail, imagine what it would be like to set fire to the most alcoholic beverage in existence. Oh, I figured out what happened that time. Normally, I internalize the combustion and make it into new body material, but that time, I didn't have anything to replace, so the excess had to go somewhere...
Dyne 03-16-05, 11:13 PM	"Then drink up, pal, I want to see another explosion like that." :D
Cazic 03-16-05, 11:40 PM	You hear a blood curtiling scream and look behind you. There behind you stands a large Werewolf the likes of which you have never seen. He is larger than any other Werewolf you have ever seen and has blood red glowing eyes. Upon his back grow two sets of dark wings that seem to be made of the shadows themselves. You look at his right hand and see that it is IMPALED upon a ninga that is still clinging to life. You can tell the ninga wont last much longer as his life blood flows from his body onto the floor. The strange werecreature then drops the barly alive form onto the table next to him and looks at Dyne and Crowley. "You missed one."
Dyne 03-17-05, 12:01 AM	The pirate stares at the werewolf with bat wings. "Eh, you see something new everyday.... Well, you are if you're lucky.... or unlucky."
Dyne 03-17-05, 01:12 AM	Are there any actual game statistics for alcoholic beverages? I was just wondering, 'cause my pirate is very fond of rum. (just like Jack Sparrow :D )
Sssargoth 03-17-05, 01:36 AM	Are there any actual game statistics for alcoholic beverages? I was just wondering, 'cause my pirate is very fond of rum. (just like Jack Sparrow :D ) Pages 30-32 of the Arms and Equipment guide for specific beverages, and rules for intoxication. There is also a table in the PHB in the Goods and Services chapter that has generic ales and wines. :D
Dyne 03-17-05, 01:39 AM	Darn, I have to get that Arms and Equipment Guide, 'cause my pirate will be drunk off of rum a lot. ;) *Checks PHB* WHAT?! NO RUM?! :banghead:
Cazic 03-17-05, 01:15 PM	Darn, I have to get that Arms and Equipment Guide, 'cause my pirate will be drunk off of rum a lot. ;) *Checks PHB* WHAT?! NO RUM?! :banghead: Hmmmmm......A PC that Drinks ungodly amounts of rum and other such drinks.......I could make a class out of that and I WILL.....once I learn more about drinksing in DnD. If the Info isn't to big can someone Pm, Post, or E-mail it to me. Perferably post if you can so everyone can see it and use it.
Demonfey 03-17-05, 03:51 PM	You hear a blood curtiling scream and look behind you. There behind you stands a large Werewolf the likes of which you have never seen. He is larger than any other Werewolf you have ever seen and has blood red glowing eyes. Upon his back grow two sets of dark wings that seem to be made of the shadows themselves. You look at his right hand and see that it is IMPALED upon a ninga that is still clinging to life. You can tell the ninga wont last much longer as his life blood flows from his body onto the floor. The strange werecreature then drops the barly alive form onto the table next to him and looks at Dyne and Crowley. "You missed one." Oh gods damn it, you just attacked my head of assassinations! Hmmmmm......A PC that Drinks ungodly amounts of rum and other such drinks.......I could make a class out of that and I WILL.....once I learn more about drinksing in DnD. There's already a drunken master class, Cazic.
Cazic 03-17-05, 04:11 PM	Oh gods damn it, you just attacked my head of assassinations! Granis looks up from the corpes of the ninga he has been snaking on. "No look behind you. He is right there. This is one that was just a lowly ninga. No head of assasinations." There's already a drunken master class, Cazic. So. i will look it and the drinking rules over and make my own version. Where are the rule for drinking and what book is the Drunken master in?
Dyne 03-17-05, 04:12 PM	The pirate looks over at Tetsuo. "For being so inconsicuous, that ninja friend of yours sure does get in a lot of trouble." EDIT: Drunken Master is in Sword and Fist. I think they also revised it, but I'm not sure what book it would be in now.
Demonfey 03-17-05, 04:39 PM	Didn't I tell you to stop disguising corpses as you when there isn't anything going on? {The ninja shrugs}
Dyne 03-17-05, 04:46 PM	:mymy: "I won't ask."
Demonfey 03-17-05, 04:55 PM	He's an assassin. Sometimes, his missions don't succeed, and so he gets chased by guards. He then kills one and puts a duplicate of his costume on the corpse so that they think that the assassin is dead, and then he goes to finish the job while they are busy cleaning up.
Dyne 03-17-05, 04:57 PM	"But why did he do it this time? Flashback?"
Demonfey 03-17-05, 05:01 PM	"But why did he do it this time? Flashback?" He likes to make sure he isn't getting rusty.
Dyne 03-17-05, 05:11 PM	"Ah." Continues drinking his rum, humming "Yo ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)."
Cazic 03-17-05, 05:47 PM	Hums to the song as he continues to eat the ninga descised as Crowley's head of assasinansion. He also eats his sig for sneaking in here.
Dyne 03-17-05, 05:50 PM	Hums to the song as he continues to eat the ninga descised as Crowley's head of assasinansion. :yuck: "Um, perhaps you could take that outside, mate. Your disturbing the patrons."
Cazic 03-17-05, 05:51 PM	:yuck: "Um, perhaps you could take that outside, mate. Your disturbing the patrons." Granis looks up. There is still fresh blood flowing from the corpse. "If anyone is bothered by this say so and I will stop."
Dyne 03-17-05, 05:54 PM	"Um, didn't I just say so, mate?"
Cazic 03-17-05, 05:56 PM	"Um, didn't I just say so, mate?" "I ment more than just you. If it is only one person than you can look away or get so drunk you dont care."
Dyne 03-17-05, 06:07 PM	:blink: "Didn't think of that." The pirates drinks some more rum.
Demonfey 03-17-05, 06:12 PM	"I ment more than just you. If it is only one person than you can look away or get so drunk you dont care." I've seen worse. Anyone want any lobster? Perhaps some monkey stew?
Cazic 03-17-05, 06:35 PM	I've seen worse. Anyone want any lobster? Perhaps some monkey stew? I'll take some! [Here lies Cazic's sig. Died fighting the good fight for sigs everywere. May it always be remembered that this sig fought for the rights of sigs everywhere. :weep: ]
BronzeBeard 03-17-05, 09:16 PM	Ninjas, heavy fightning... nothing new really. Who needs to be hammered? :grin:
turalisj 03-17-05, 09:19 PM	*teleports in using the employees only teleportation circle* 'ello bronzy. *orders some elven moondrop* so good, even dwarves like it! *begins hacking sigs apart* god *hick* it! durn that sig off!!! *activates his mindblade and slices cazics sig*
Dyne 03-17-05, 09:38 PM	Ninjas, heavy fightning... nothing new really. Who needs to be hammered? :grin: *Points at Turalisj*
Cazic 03-17-05, 11:36 PM	*Points at Turalisj* *Also points at Turalisj* [DIE SIG DIE]
Tenzhi 03-17-05, 11:47 PM	[DIE SIG DIE] Note that that isn't a request for the demise of the Sig, rather it's German for "the Sig the." ;)
Cazic 03-18-05, 12:14 AM	Note that that isn't a request for the demise of the Sig, rather it's German for "the Sig the." ;) And this educational moment has been brought to you by Fox, The Discovery Channal, Animal planet (Dont ask us why it is brought to you by them but it is and they are having a Special on Dragons on March 20 at 8:00 pm Eastern Time. If you dont live in America than I am sorry but I dont know what time it is on, I barly know what time it is on here in the U.S.), and Tenzhi. ;) [THE SIG THE]
Sssargoth 03-18-05, 12:26 AM	Animal planet (Dont ask us why it is brought to you by them but it is and they are having a Special on Dragons on March 20 at 8:00 pm Eastern Time. If you dont live in America than I am sorry but I dont know what time it is on, I barly know what time it is on here in the U.S.), and Tenzhi. ;) Well, Tenzhi is a dragon, so that might explain Animal Planet's involvement.
Dyne 03-18-05, 12:36 AM	"Begone, vile sig! You are not welcome here!"
Cazic 03-18-05, 01:08 AM	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Long Breath* SIG! *Another long breath* [The Sig The]
Cazic 03-18-05, 01:10 AM	Well, Tenzhi is a dragon, so that might explain Animal Planet's involvement. You have a point mabye that is why, but um you might want to get rid of the Sig. Thier not allowed in here.
Sssargoth 03-18-05, 01:16 AM	You have a point mabye that is why, but um you might want to get rid of the Sig. Thier not allowed in here. about the sig, I may enforce it on other people but I dont pay attention to it when it comes to mine. :D
BronzeBeard 03-18-05, 02:27 AM	And this educational moment has been brought to you by Fox, The Discovery Channal, Animal planet (Dont ask us why it is brought to you by them but it is and they are having a Special on Dragons on March 20 at 8:00 pm Eastern Time. If you dont live in America than I am sorry but I dont know what time it is on, I barly know what time it is on here in the U.S.), and Tenzhi. ;) [THE SIG THE] :rofl: Smack turalisj, :D . Ich nicth kina klas, alas undegruten? Say, what happanded to the IFWG?
Dyne 03-18-05, 03:04 AM	Great to see you back, BronzeBeard. The IFG2 is still in the developmental stages, but we're almost done. And it's looking really good so far.
Tenzhi 03-18-05, 04:06 AM	And by "almost done" they mean it will never come to fruition. :P And by "looking good" they mean it's an ongoing disaster of bad spelling and grammar that will never satisfactorily cover everything it's supposed to. ;)
turalisj 03-18-05, 07:19 AM	*goes over to one of bronze_beards "special" brews* what the...... *releases the t-virus* great. anyone have a shotgun? i am going to need it.....
Tenzhi 03-18-05, 07:29 AM	Worthless tea virus. The coffee virus is so much better.
Cazic 03-18-05, 10:13 AM	I my self think the Hot Chocolate Virus is the best. :D
Demonfey 03-18-05, 03:29 PM	{Releases T. Control Virus} If we are going to be having hordes of zombies, then they're going to be my hordes of zombies.
Tenzhi 03-18-05, 04:41 PM	More like ghouls, really. Zombies just kind of stand around unless they're ordered to do something.
Demonfey 03-18-05, 08:14 PM	More like ghouls, really. Zombies just kind of stand around unless they're ordered to do something. Still mine.
turalisj 03-18-05, 08:32 PM	summons an army* :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!:
Dyne 03-18-05, 09:15 PM	Still mine. No. Mine.
Cazic 03-18-05, 11:01 PM	*Summons a army to help turalisj* :mage: :mage: :mage: :coolcthul :coolcthul :behold:
turalisj 03-18-05, 11:33 PM	*Summons a army to help turalisj* :mage: :mage: :mage: :coolcthul :coolcthul :behold: no beholders allowed, they petrify the customers......
Dyne 03-19-05, 12:21 AM	Ahhh!!!!! The smilies are invading! To me, minions! :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!:
Demonfey 03-19-05, 03:53 AM	No. Mine. The T. Control Virus interacts with the T Virus by making the releaser of the control the controller of the created undead. How are they not mine? My army: :invasion: :invasion: :invasion: :invasion: :invasion: We are the borg...what!?! Oh no! It's the CATS virus! Error...reboot...all your base are belong to us!
Tenzhi 03-19-05, 03:57 AM	Ah, but clearly I own you all, and by extension I own your posessions as well.
turalisj 03-19-05, 02:37 PM	*activates his own home-brew virus* *watches as everyone starts to turn into adamantine statues* :D
Demonfey 03-19-05, 09:09 PM	*activates his own home-brew virus* *watches as everyone starts to turn into adamantine statues* :D Hey, my fist is adamantine now... *punches Turalisj with it.
turalisj 03-19-05, 10:18 PM	Hey, my fist is adamantine now... *punches Turalisj with it. it doesn't work on outsiders DF........ *watches as dyne turns into a statue* :D
Cazic 03-20-05, 10:16 AM	it doesn't work on outsiders DF........ *watches as dyne turns into a statue* :D DF's arm isnt a outsider. :P
Demonfey 03-20-05, 10:52 AM	DF's arm isnt a outsider. :P It's aurorum, and it still hurts like hell...
Dyne 03-20-05, 02:36 PM	Aurorum? What the?
Demonfey 03-20-05, 04:27 PM	Lock hand: maug graft that replaces the hand (or if you want to go further, the arm) of the grafted creature Aurorum: metal in Book of Exalted Deeds that reforms into whatever crafted form it had if broken as long as all the pieces are touching. Crowley has a lock hand of aurorum.
Dyne 03-20-05, 05:25 PM	Uh-huh.... *Snatches Crowley's arm* *Takes off running*
Demonfey 03-20-05, 05:41 PM	Uh-huh.... *Snatches Crowley's arm* *Takes off running* Only works if you can rip it out of the socket and off of my body, in which case you end up with an enraged half demonic elemental savant with a slew of pure evil spells at his command and an urge to beat you with your own arm.
Dyne 03-20-05, 06:38 PM	Yup. :D EDIT: What are you talking about, there's no sig here. :shifty:
Cazic 03-20-05, 06:40 PM	Crowley! Fast use some of those spells a sig got in here! :D
Demonfey 03-20-05, 09:51 PM	Yup. :D EDIT: What are you talking about, there's no sig here. :shifty: 1. You are now on fire. 2. You are now being chased by a demonic elf casting time stop. 3. Doom is imminent.
Cazic 03-20-05, 10:33 PM	Ahhh. Good times. :) Now all thats missing is some popcorn while we watch the show. :D *summons popcorn* :cool:
Tenzhi 03-21-05, 03:15 PM	1. You are now on fire. 2. You are now being chased by a demonic elf casting time stop. 3. Doom is imminent. ::extinguishes all fires in the vicinity with spit:: ::casts time stop stop:: ::sends Doom back to Latveria::
Demonfey 03-21-05, 03:45 PM	*Grabs Dyne by the throat during timestop and reattaches metal arm.*
Dyne 03-21-05, 05:06 PM	*Snatches the arm again* *Transmutes himself into a ginger bread man, the metal arm shrinking to an appropriate size to be able to be carried Run, run, as fast as you can... ah, heck with it. *Runs away* :D
turalisj 03-21-05, 05:10 PM	*manifests psionic force globe around dyne* caught ya..... *takes the arm and uses it as a fork, eating dyne* :D *hands demonfey the arm as is resizes* there you go.....
Demonfey 03-21-05, 05:17 PM	*Snatches the arm again* *Transmutes himself into a ginger bread man, the metal arm shrinking to an appropriate size to be able to be carried Run, run, as fast as you can... ah, heck with it. *Runs away* :D *Spills milk on Dyne, and then uses telekinesis to begin punching him with the lock hand.*
Dyne 03-21-05, 07:14 PM	*A flame erupts from Turalisj's stomach, spewing from his mouth. Amid the flame, a blue gas flies up and out of his mouth* *The gas than changes form into the Gingerbread Dyne* *The Gingerbread Dyne peels off one of his gumdrops and holds it in his hand, threateningly* I'm not afraid to if I must, but I'd rather not resort to such violence. "Hand" the arm back (no pun intended ;) ), or I'll do it, I swear I will. I know how to use the dreaded Gumdrop Buttons!
Demonfey 03-21-05, 08:18 PM	*A flame erupts from Turalisj's stomach, spewing from his mouth. Amid the flame, a blue gas flies up and out of his mouth* *The gas than changes form into the Gingerbread Dyne* *The Gingerbread Dyne peels off one of his gumdrops and holds it in his hand, threateningly* I'm not afraid to if I must, but I'd rather not resort to such violence. "Hand" the arm back (no pun intended ;) ), or I'll do it, I swear I will. I know how to use the dreaded Gumdrop Buttons! {Eats the gumdrop buttons} You were saying? {Picks Dyne up with his normal hand.} I can make you into crumbs when your in this form. Drop your pursuit of my arm and I won't. Do, and you will find out what it's like to have been crumbled up and fed to pigeons on fifteen different dimensions.
Dyne 03-21-05, 10:24 PM	*There is a very large explosion in your stomach, followed by some wizzing and some fizzing. Then you feel like your stomach is doing gymnastics, and because of the extent of your nausea, you can't help but lose your grip on the diminutive Gingerbread Dyne* (You basically had the equivalent of a nuclear explosion in your stomach, and while you're a fire elemental, it would still move your insides around quite a bit (to say the least)) *The Gingerbread Dyne slowly approaches you, twirling a candy cane in one hand* I warned you. Didn't I warn you? Anyway, no matter how much I would like to provide fodder for such lovely animals, I must be going now. *He then vanishes* *A moment later, a bowl full of whipped creamed comes speeding along the ground from the kitchen and towards the exit. You see that the Gingerbread Dyne is inside, steering it with a makeshift graham cracker rudder* Remember the Alamo! Wait, that's not the right one.... Anyway, I'd love to stay and chat, but I must be going. *The bowl continues to speed toward the exit of the inn*
Cazic 03-21-05, 11:43 PM	As it speads along a foot lands infront of it causing it to crash into the wall. "You wont escapre that easily." :P
Demonfey 03-22-05, 03:46 PM	*There is a very large explosion in your stomach, followed by some wizzing and some fizzing. Then you feel like your stomach is doing gymnastics, and because of the extent of your nausea, you can't help but lose your grip on the diminutive Gingerbread Dyne* (You basically had the equivalent of a nuclear explosion in your stomach, and while you're a fire elemental, it would still move your insides around quite a bit (to say the least)) *The Gingerbread Dyne slowly approaches you, twirling a candy cane in one hand* I warned you. Didn't I warn you? Anyway, no matter how much I would like to provide fodder for such lovely animals, I must be going now. *He then vanishes* *A moment later, a bowl full of whipped creamed comes speeding along the ground from the kitchen and towards the exit. You see that the Gingerbread Dyne is inside, steering it with a makeshift graham cracker rudder* Remember the Alamo! Wait, that's not the right one.... Anyway, I'd love to stay and chat, but I must be going. *The bowl continues to speed toward the exit of the inn* {Picks Dyne up again.} You shouldn't assume that things like that hurt me. In fact, that was actually somewhat refreshing. Now, to try it on you. {A gout of flame rises out of his hand, and forms into a gumdrop button of his essence. He then puts it into Dyne's mouth.} Oh, and this is 100 times more potent than yours. {He then shoves it down the gingerbread throat and squeezes the head so it can't spit it out.}
Cazic 03-22-05, 10:15 PM	{Picks Dyne up again.} You shouldn't assume that things like that hurt me. In fact, that was actually somewhat refreshing. Now, to try it on you. {A gout of flame rises out of his hand, and forms into a gumdrop button of his essence. He then puts it into Dyne's mouth.} Oh, and this is 100 times more potent than yours. {He then shoves it down the gingerbread throat and squeezes the head so it can't spit it out.} :gah: *Ducks behind a table* Cant get crums on my robe. [DIE SIG]
Xen155 03-23-05, 12:54 AM	Xen walks into the tense scene, ignoring the conflict altogether. He walks up to the bar. Perhaps some wine, and maybe some cheese.. and some mutton, and maybe a peice of bread or two, and crackers... yes... crackers.
Cazic 03-23-05, 08:46 AM	:eek: Well I am glad Dyne is about to explode since it will kill Xen's sig. :D
Demonfey 03-23-05, 05:14 PM	Just a minute. We need to finish something first.
Dyne 03-23-05, 06:33 PM	*The Gingerbread Dyne has a look of intense fear on his face* *He looks up at Crowley, his small frame shaking* *In the briefest moment, the Gingerbread Dyne explodes like a firework. However, the explosion seems rather smaller than you would expect* *A moment later, you see him on the top of the shelf behind the counter* *He waves goodbye before spitting out the gumdrop, and vanishing an instant later* *The fiery gumdrop slowly falls to the ground, and you can see the inferno inside building, building* *The golden bead of a gumdrop then touches the ground in ever a slightly manner, and it expands, rather slowly at first, before bursting into a ground-shaking explosion that rocks the foundation of the Blue Lizard Inn*
turalisj 03-23-05, 06:41 PM	*burps* mmm, spicy...... *activates his mindblade and slices off gingerbread dyne's arms and legs* now your a paralyptic *slices off a bit of gingerbread dyne's head* now your a vegitable.... :D
Demonfey 03-23-05, 06:48 PM	*The Gingerbread Dyne has a look of intense fear on his face* *He looks up at Crowley, his small frame shaking* *In the briefest moment, the Gingerbread Dyne explodes like a firework. However, the explosion seems rather smaller than you would expect* *A moment later, you see him on the top of the shelf behind the counter* *He waves goodbye before spitting out the gumdrop, and vanishing an instant later* *The fiery gumdrop slowly falls to the ground, and you can see the inferno inside building, building* *The golden bead of a gumdrop then touches the ground in ever a slightly manner, and it expands, rather slowly at first, before bursting into a ground-shaking explosion that rocks the foundation of the Blue Lizard Inn* {The blast then returns into Crowley's body.}
Dyne 03-23-05, 07:04 PM	*burps* mmm, spicy...... *activates his mindblade and slices off gingerbread dyne's arms and legs* now your a paralyptic *slices off a bit of gingerbread dyne's head* now your a vegitable.... :D The Gingerbread Dyne is no longer there, Turalisj. He teleported out.
turalisj 03-23-05, 07:21 PM	The Gingerbread Dyne is no longer there, Turalisj. He teleported out. how? the inn has special walling that blocks all teleportation. except for the employee's circle, but that is in a locked room. and the only two with a key are me and bronzey.....
Dyne 03-23-05, 10:07 PM	how? the inn has special walling that blocks all teleportation. except for the employee's circle, but that is in a locked room. and the only two with a key are me and bronzey..... :shifty: EDIT: The sword went *SNICKER-SNACK* and off went the sig's head.
Demonfey 03-23-05, 10:13 PM	*Takes out bastard sword and slices Dyne's sig in half*
Demonfey 03-31-05, 08:52 PM	bump
Cazic 04-26-05, 12:42 AM	:bump:
Dyne 04-26-05, 01:15 AM	Sig off, Cazic.
Cazic 04-26-05, 08:30 AM	Sig off, Cazic. Darn. i thought that if I left my sig on I would be able to get things moving again with a little sig target practice. :weep:
Kingside_Bishop 04-28-05, 06:11 PM	Here's the background story for a character I created for an online PbP game, using the BESM/TriStat/dX system (as opposed to d20). It's got some blood, and a considerable amount of language... I think it might be against the CoC a little, but I'm unsure. But, I think it's my best creation yet. I like it, anyway. If anyone's offended, PM me and I'll remove it. ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ "Whad'ya lookin' at?" Jones asks, slumped foward on his stool, and speaking with a heavy slur... "Nothin', pal," the man in the gray coat says, nonchalantly, making sure to avert his eyes from Jones' red-rimmed gaze. "Yeah, 's'wad I thought..." Jones turns back to the barkeep, a friend of his from before. "Ron, gimme a drink... same damn thin' as always -- Bacardi... first class all the way for Jones..." he looks into his empty shot glass with a sneer, "...nothin' bu'firs' class..." "Sure, Jones, anything you say... anything you say." The barkeep wanders over, takes a clean glass from under the bar, and fills it with the man's choice alcohal, "Here you go, Jones." Jones downs it. Startin' to get to him, too... he can tell. He just doesn't give a damn. It's been a year, and he still hasn't "worked through it," or "resolved his issues," or any of that crap. To hell with it. **** it all. Suddenly, it hits him again... that damn picture, in his mind. "To hell with it!" He slams his fist on the bar, and collapses on top of it, head down, sobbing gently but violently... slowly the alcohal takes effect, and he starts drifting off. Jones feels it happening, too, and just lets go. Suddenly, a shadow flickers just out of the corner of his sight... "Damnit it, no!" His head snaps up,and he casts about. He's laying in his bed, back at his and Sarah's apartment, next to his wife. He hears a gurgling noise, there, just next to him... "No, ***damn it, not again! Not again, you ****ing bastards!" Jones leaps out of his stool, and rushes the man in the gray coat. "Leave her the hell alone, you so'v'uh'*****! I won't let you!" "Jesus Christ!" Her throat was... gone... ripped out... he sat there, staring at his dying wife, in a state of absolute and horrified shock... she was looking at him, terrified, and making these terrible noises... Jones' fist catches the man across the bridge of the nose... he never even sees it coming. His blood is everywhere... on Jones, on the man's suit, on the bar... everywhere. Her blood is everwhere, slowly soaking into the matress, matting into her hair and sleeping gown... the life is draining out of her. Mike rushes to the phone on the dresser, and dials for an ambulence, but he knows it's too late... his wife... she mouthes his name... "Mike..." "Oh, god... Sarah!" He chokes on his tears as he runs up to her, cradling her bleeding form in his hands. Jones' is now straddling the man, dropping hammer punches on him as if to pound the world itself to pulp. The man's face turns slowly to nothing more than meat, as if it had gone through a machine, and only part had come out the other side. Suddenly, the boys from the precinct are there, setting Jones into a squad car while they patch the man up. The paramedics arive, setting what was once Sarah onto a stretcher, and placing her in the ambulance. The lights aren't flashing, and there's no siren sounding, as it drives away... The siren sounds, and the lights flash, as Tom steps out of the car to write the ticket. Dick stays in the car, to keep Jones company. "Happy Anniversary, Mike," he says. Dick used to be Jones' best friend. "Mike's dead, Harrison. Can I have a ****in' drink?" Jones responds. Dick nods... "Sure, Jones, anything you say..." Jones takes a drink from the flask, his flask, that Dick offers him. It proves to be too much, though... and Micheal Jones passes out, in the back of an old friend's squad car, a year after his wife's death. That night, Mike Jones dreamed for the first time in the year since his wife's death. He had nightmares almost everytime he closed his eyes... always of his wife's death. But this time, it was a dream. Of his wife. When he woke up in the cell the next morning, he felt better than he had felt since before Sarah had died... he couldn't remember the dream, but he knew it was of Sarah, he knew she had told him something, and he knew that it was real. And he knew, for the first time since her death, that he had a purpose.
Dyne 04-28-05, 06:52 PM	You changed the ending. I read the thing from the instant email you get when someone replies to a subscribed thread. But, why'd you change the ending? The first ending was better.
Kingside_Bishop 04-28-05, 08:19 PM	You changed the ending. I read the thing from the instant email you get when someone replies to a subscribed thread. But, why'd you change the ending? The first ending was better.Ya think? I kind of engineered that ending for the story of the campaign (we're supposed to save the world). I think this one's more real... it also leads into almost any kind of campaign... But if you liked the other one, I'll put it back. What do you think of it in general? Too much profanity?
Cazic 04-28-05, 08:41 PM	You know what your post needs? ;) It needs less sig. :P Thats what it needs. :D
Dyne 04-28-05, 08:44 PM	We probably waste much more room actually talking about the sigs that pop up here and there than those sigs waste. But, whatever.... I think it's very sad and heart-breaking, but the ending gives hope. I really, really like it. :)
Cazic 04-28-05, 08:59 PM	:eek: But attacking the sigs are so much fun! :weep: :D
Kingside_Bishop 04-28-05, 09:02 PM	I think it's very sad and heart-breaking, but the ending gives hope. I really, really like it.Thanks, Dyne. You know what your post needs? ;) It needs less sig. :P Thats what it needs. :DSure... no problem.
BronzeBeard 05-27-05, 05:45 PM	:whatsthis :shocked:
Solmund 05-27-05, 07:15 PM	*looks around* no ones here.... *casts summon gnome bard troupe* there we go *casts summon jedi* :D *summons some monsters and some more people, then adds a few animals* :confused: wait, why'd i summon animals? owell.
Cazic 05-27-05, 09:42 PM	:confused: Wait, why'd you summon a sig? :P
Demonfey 05-28-05, 12:30 AM	{Crowley wakes up from under the bar} No magic. Okay, maybe this once... {Then, he goes back to sleep} WHEN WILL THE IFWG START?!
Kingside_Bishop 05-28-05, 01:42 AM	WHEN WILL THE IFWG START?!That's a question for the metathread... I posted a tentative recomended start date -- June 13th -- but I totally pulled it out of thin air. I think we can be ready by then, but others might not agree. Namely, Orcy and Jagggar, who are the folk who would most need to agree. But we're almost done... at this point, the rules are pretty much wrapped up. Now, we're building the game. You know, where to post to, how to post there, who to contact -- all that boring stuff that no one wants to set up (and yet has to). And the proper notation is now IFG. So hah! Ahhh... me. Good to see you, BB!
Dyne 05-31-05, 10:22 PM	I thought the proper notation was IFG2. Huh. Or do we want to forget about the previous incarnation of the game? I wouldn't mind helping out at some of the boring stuff now that I'm on summer break. I'm starting work for a part-time job tomorrow, but other than that, I don't have anything to do. I don't mind pushing papers around (or in this case, letters on a computer screen).
Demonfey 06-01-05, 04:29 PM	Still waiting for mine... :(
Dyne 06-01-05, 10:27 PM	Yeah, my school district seems to be out of wack. *Goes into the back room* *Sneaks off with a box of cookies*
Solmund 06-01-05, 10:58 PM	*flurry-kicks the cookies out of dynes hands, then kicks them back into the back room* no no no, whats the password, no no no, no no no, whats the password
Cazic 06-01-05, 11:19 PM	*flurry-kicks the cookies out of dynes hands, then kicks them back into the back room* no no no, whats the password, no no no, no no no, whats the password All sigs must die? :rolleyes:
Cazic 06-01-05, 11:19 PM	double post
Demonfey 06-02-05, 01:30 PM	Wrong. It isn't verbal, but monetary.
Dyne 06-12-05, 11:49 PM	*Walks into the inn* Hmm, we need something to happen here. *Summons a group of gnome bards* *Gets wedgied by one of the gnomes* :mad: *Chases the gnome around the inn*
Cazic 06-12-05, 11:59 PM	*Dyne is suddly triped and falls face flat to the floor* Now how did that happen? :rolleyes:
Dyne 06-13-05, 12:08 AM	*Trips a gnome* Little boogers.... :mad: *Falls flat on his face again* *Finally realizes that the floor is slippery from just being mopped* :rolleyes:
Cazic 06-13-05, 12:31 AM	Opps forgot to put up the warning signs. :P
Dyne 06-13-05, 12:33 AM	*Glowers at Cazic* :mad: *Throws a rock at Cazic's sig* *Gets tripped by the gnome that gave him a wedgie* *Shakes fist at the gnome*
Demonfey 06-13-05, 01:05 PM	*hovers a couple inches off the floor* *smacks the gnome that tries to steal his wallet*
Cazic 06-13-05, 07:25 PM	*Crowley suddenly falls to the floor* ok who dispelled that? :shifty: *gets his wallet stolen by a Gnome* He you get back here! :mad:
Demonfey 06-13-05, 09:52 PM	*Grabs gnome around the throat after hitting Cazic for dispelling that*
Dyne 06-14-05, 12:16 AM	*Has his wallet stolen from a gnome while he steals that gnome's wallet* *Both he and the gnome are too busy relishing in their successful prank to realize that they had been "gotten"* EDIT: The sig is so terrified that it *POP*s.
Cazic 06-14-05, 02:30 AM	Gnomes of the World unite! :invasion: Shake of the shackels of your opressers and be free! :king: *Gnomes cheering* :cheer: :cheer: Let us start our batle to freedom with destroing Dyne's sig! :fight!: :mage: :fight!:
Demonfey 06-14-05, 06:22 PM	We'll be having none of THAT... *Pulls out shotgun*
Cazic 06-14-05, 11:35 PM	:bored: There my Gnome Brothers! There is our latest enemy! :headexplo Attack Brothers and sisters. :hoppingma Attack and be free! :dragon: :mage: :dragon:
turalisj 06-14-05, 11:50 PM	i'm getting draconomicon this weekend! yay! attack my dragon brethren! devour the gnomes! *watches as his battle cry doesn't seem to help* ok... *pours hot sauce on the gnomes* FREE SNACKS!!!! :D
Cazic 06-15-05, 12:04 AM	Fool! I have already learned the great secrets of the Draconomicon. *pours Chocolate sauce on Turalisj* :evillaugh Wait its missing something.... :thinks: :lightbulb *sprays Turalisj with sprinkls* :D Chocolate covered Turalisj! Come and get it. *Suddenly thousands of drooling Dragons show up* :drool: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :drool:
Dyne 06-15-05, 12:19 AM	*Steals all the chocolate and sprinkles* :cool: *Gets chewed on by a dragon* :eek: Hey you, get off! EDIT: "Old sigs never die, they just... fade away."
turalisj 06-15-05, 12:28 AM	fool! I am a dragon! *turns into bhis bronze dragon form and devours cazic* make a dc 35 fortitude save to resist being turned into a formless pulp :P
Cazic 06-15-05, 11:05 AM	Simpleten dragon. :P I am the leader of a army of Gnomes. :bow: :bow: They make the rolls for me. :bounce: *suddenly about 40 Gnomes are turned into a formless pulp* Look my Gnome allies! Look upon what he has done! :hoppingma Call upon your Halfling and Kender brothers. Bring them into this battle for FREEDOM! :invasion: :invasion: :invasion:
Dyne 06-15-05, 02:22 PM	*Suddenly, a giant toad appears out of nowhere and begins swallowing the kender, halflings, and gnomes*
Demonfey 06-15-05, 04:16 PM	*Begins firing randomly into the crowd of gnomes, halfings, and kenders, while strangling a few with his tail* Trash this inn, will you! I'll send you all to the deepest bowels of Hell, with a note telling Asmodeus to hand you over to his personal torturers! *Gets hit in the head by a rock and begins cursing so badly, a few gnome heads explode and sailors begin yelling about virgin ears and their eardrums bleeding*
Cazic 06-15-05, 04:36 PM	*there is a sudden and ear shartting gasp from all of the Gnomes, Kender, and Halflings* :eek: Trash the Inn?! :confused: Never!! We love this plase! :inlove: We are planning on making large donations to its coffers once we are free. It has always been a place that our races have been welcome. We would never do anything, but bring it profits. *All the Gnomes, Halflings, and Kender then start pulling things out of their pockets and put them in front of Crowley. :drool: Once it is done there is so much gold, silver, mithrel, magical items, assorted other things, and even a few artifacts that it would make a continent's worth of Dwarves and Dragons envyus and in fact many of the Dragons in the Inn start eyeing it with open greed* :drool: :OMG! :drool: For the inn. :w00t:
Demonfey 06-16-05, 01:20 PM	*Puts shotgun away and stops cursing* Hey! Stop killing the gnomes, halflings, and kenders!
Cazic 06-16-05, 07:57 PM	My brothers we have gained a strong ally this day! :dancin: :w00t: :king: :w00t: :dancin: Now let us go from here and begin the journey to freedom else where! :fight!: :pile: :bounce: :invasion: :bounce: :pile: :fight!:
turalisj 06-16-05, 08:02 PM	i don't know what he's talking aout. i already swiped all of his and his allies's gold. dinner time! *twenty wyrmling topaz dragons waddle in, wearing bibs that say 'gnome, its whats for dinner.'* :D attack!!! :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon:
Cazic 06-16-05, 08:08 PM	Brothers and Sisters we need not fear him! :confused: :confused: Crowley is on our side and others will join for he has brought a hated Sig into these halls. :eek: :nonono: :eek: And if need be we will use our full force against him! :mymy: None can stand in the way of our goals! :fight!: :dragon: :behold: :coolcthul :mage: :coolcthul :behold: :dragon: :fight!:
Demonfey 06-17-05, 01:06 PM	i don't know what he's talking aout. i already swiped all of his and his allies's gold. dinner time! *twenty wyrmling topaz dragons waddle in, wearing bibs that say 'gnome, its whats for dinner.'* :D attack!!! :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: YOU STOLE MY GOLD!?! *Takes out the shotgun and begins shooting Turalisj*
turalisj 06-17-05, 04:04 PM	*takes the shotgun and bends it backs at demonfey* tsk, tsk, didn't your mother teach you not to play with guns? amd i didn't steal your gold. yours in in a safe under the furnace, remember?
Demonfey 06-17-05, 10:02 PM	THEY JUST GAVE IT TO THE CARETAKER OF THE INN FOR THE MAINTENANCE OF SAID INN!! IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, THAT IS CURRENTLY ME! Besides, don't you still work for the inn? :devil: And don't you still work here, too, Dyne?
turalisj 06-17-05, 10:27 PM	yes i still work here. i am the guard of this inn. and it is my job to MAKE SURE GUNS AREN'T BEING SHOT OFF IN THE FREKIN INN!!!! :hoppingma *throws all of the gnomes and haflings out, the dragons run off in fear, and all of the overturned chairs and tables suddenly jump upright* good. now, dyne, go back to making food. demonfey, go torture someone. *sets up a guard booth near the entrance*
Cazic 06-17-05, 11:09 PM	:uh-huh: *clears throat* I feel these need to be said for the sake of all. *Turalisj DF is your BOSS. He is the :king: *Those who work here can point guns, blast spells, and do almost whatever they want so long as it doesn't hurt the Inn. :mage: :mage: :mage: *The Kender are still here. :gah: :shifty: *They found the safe under the furnace and moved it since everyone now knows where it was. *Only DF knows the new location. :tantrum: *And did you forget that I work here. :waits:
turalisj 06-17-05, 11:22 PM	he's the caretaker of the inn, not its owner.
Cazic 06-17-05, 11:40 PM	and the owner is gone right now so he becomes #1 since he was #2 and BB told him to take care of the inn while BB is in the army, but now we are both sounding like little kids having a argument so for the sake of not making us look stupid lets stop this now. :)
turalisj 06-17-05, 11:43 PM	don't you mean for the sake of your sanity? :D
Cazic 06-17-05, 11:50 PM	don't you mean for the sake of your sanity? :D Sanity?! :confused: Never heard of that thing before. :thinks: Oh! I think I know what you are talking about now. :D No. Sold that thing years ago. :P
premier666 06-18-05, 09:16 PM	You all see an strange group of adventurers coming in. one of them (the stupid looking one) says: Hi, I'm fighter, those-He points at the others- are Black mage, Thief, and Red Mage! BM: Why dont you just give to everyone all our weakness and objectives? Fighter: Ok, Well first of the BM is very weak phisically and... Suddenly out of nowhere a dagger appears on the fighter's back. Fighter: Ouch! That hurts! *passes out* BM: that will teach him. RM: just give us beer please.
turalisj 06-18-05, 10:02 PM	you do know bm has a strength score of 4.
Cazic 06-18-05, 10:29 PM	he has special powers with daggers. its a class feature :D
turalisj 06-18-05, 11:23 PM	if you've read the comic, you'd have seen he can never get past fighters armor. and he's to stupid to stab fighter in the head. now, if he said "fighter, theres a spider on you!", then fighter would pass out after running around.
Cazic 06-19-05, 12:30 AM	yes this is true, but what if he said "Fighter there is a Sig on you."? :P [edit] He might do the same thing i just did if BM said that.
Demonfey 06-19-05, 01:27 AM	Four beers? Here. And Thief, PUT THE MONEY BACK BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR LIMBS AND EYES. And before you ask how I know you just stole money, I have met groups just like yours, and the first thing the thief does is steal every single thing of value he can in any interval. THERE'S A SIG ON TURALISJ! FIGHTER! KILL IT!
Cazic 06-19-05, 01:47 AM	Fighter hops up and starts toward the Sig. "I like swords."
premier666 06-19-05, 09:52 AM	(Fighter generally thinks he is dead after being satabed in the back. It takes him a while to remember he is still alive... :D and yep. I have read all the 565 editions of the comic until yersterday edition, so I know he cant get past his armor) BM: I hate you all. Fighter: I know you're kidding BM. BM: No I'm not!! Fighter: Haha, You're so funny BM! BM: Must...Resist...Urge...To destroy...world... EDIT: how could i forgot my sig...
Cazic 06-19-05, 10:28 AM	BM: Must...Resist...Urge...To destroy...premier's sig... nevermind. Hadoken! *premier and turalisj's sigs are hit by the blast and is blown into a thousand little pieces*
Demonfey 06-20-05, 12:31 AM	*Wipes burnt sig off his face* I wanted to do that.
Dyne 06-20-05, 12:38 AM	*A particularly tall elf walks into the inn and heads straight for the kitchen without saying a word* *Dyne, the elf eldritch knight sighs* Better get back to cooking then. *Starts scrambling some eggs*
premier666 06-20-05, 08:32 PM	my sig... my poor sig... blasted into thousand pieces by one hadoken... *start crying very loud* fighter gets up and start saying: I like swords! I like swords! I like swords! all: STOP IT! But I realy like swords! all in the tavern take a deep breath and try not to kill the fighter.
turalisj 06-20-05, 09:21 PM	*an elf garbed in a gleeming mithral fullplate walks in, a falchion is sheathed on his side* golos- are you blackmage? bm- yes why? fighter- i like swords bm- excuse me for a second (to fighter), theres a spider on your face *fighter runs around and crashes into demonfey* golos- i have been ordered to execute you. bm- oh yea, well....uh...your mothers a dragon! golos- yes, yes she is. (sorry, but its boring when you have nothing to do....)
turalisj 06-20-05, 09:23 PM	*both turalisj and golos look at premiers sig* both- DIE!!!!!!! *the sig is reduced to shreds in a matter of seconds*
premier666 06-20-05, 10:06 PM	sig? what sig? I don't know what you're talking about. :rolleye2: BM to golos: So, you wanna kill me right? golos: yeah. BM: ok. See ya! BM runs like a scared little girl very, very fast. BM: damm it! why I used my one hodoken on the damm sig?
Cazic 06-20-05, 11:34 PM	RM: Fear not BM for with this *pulls out a character sheet* I will defeate this enemy! *displays the new modifided character sheet* Truely the character sheet is mightier than the sword!
Dyne 06-21-05, 02:33 AM	*Magically lifts all of the characters from 8-bit theater off the ground and sends them out the door, over a river, through some woods, and to grandma's house they go* *Goes back to scrambling some eggs* *Realizing his sig has gotten loose* *Picks it up and puts it back on his pocket, patting the pocket gently afterward* *Starts scrambling eggs again*
Demonfey 06-21-05, 11:57 AM	*Tosses a bastard sword through RM's character sheet before it returns to his hand, and then watches them all leave* Well, that was...actually, that was normal for this inn, now that I think of it.
premier666 06-22-05, 01:26 PM	Well it was fun while it lasted. (BTW, my main char name is Black Mage, so if you see him around dont toss him out, otherwise, he might make some serious damage to you [before running the hell away of course]).
BronzeBeard 07-04-05, 02:24 PM	:OMG! Wtf?!?!?
Demonfey 07-04-05, 10:55 PM	Hey, Bronzebeard. Since it is rare for even the most popular guilds to have much activity for days sometimes, we have decided to take jokes and run with them even past the breaking point. Considering some of our imaginations, things get weird.
Cazic 07-04-05, 11:14 PM	Wierd? :eek: Ok whos been casting without permision?! :mad:
premier666 07-05-05, 12:23 PM	what, it is forbidden to spellcast in the inn? even harmless spells? Oh, too bad, my prestidigitation-casting monkey has to go away.... :weep:
Cazic 07-05-05, 12:50 PM	Its not so much that its not allowed... :shifty: Its just that you cant. :eek: Because of the power of the inn (which is powered by the souls of dead sigs :mymy: ) no one but those who work here can cast. :smirk:
turalisj 07-06-05, 05:16 AM	*cracks neck* now you know why bb hired a bronze dragon. and not just because both happen to have bronze in thier names ;) *casts animate breath spell* *watches as his 'breath' goes and throws some sigs collected from the other guilds into the inn's engine* :D
Cazic 07-06-05, 08:16 AM	You know it has been to long since there has been a Bard around here. :angelhide Siren Sing for these good people. Sing that one song. :smirk: Siren: Are you sure? :confused: Me: Yes yes sing. :ayyyy!: Siren: Ok *deep breath* All around the Moberry bush the Monkey chased the Weasal. The Monkey thought it was all for fun. POP goes the Weasal.
premier666 07-06-05, 12:04 PM	OMG!!! that was the most horrible song I've...argh... ever... heard... I... feel...brain...melting.......gaaahhhh! *passes out*
Cazic 07-06-05, 12:13 PM	My work here is done. :cool: And with that i will now ride of into the sun set. :D
Dyne 07-06-05, 01:49 PM	My work here is done. :cool: And with that i will now ride of into the sun set. :D "No, the sunset will ride into YOU." All of a sudden, the sun flies in on a yellow pony, bumps into Cazic (incinerating him in the process), and flies off in the other direction, not realizing that it's setting in the wrong part of the sky.
premier666 07-06-05, 06:24 PM	That was VERY odd. Hey sun, may I have your pony? (yelow pony? cool :D ) Edit: Sig? What sig? I have no idea of what you are talking about... :rolleyes:
turalisj 07-06-05, 06:48 PM	*the sun rides over and burns the sig*
Dyne 07-25-05, 12:11 AM	Bump. I suppose someone should start another Blue Lizard Inn thread, what with the pruning?