Post/Author/DateTime	Post
The Vorpal Tribble 11-28-04, 03:04 PM	I for one am sick and tired of elf this, elf that. Elves are taking over the world, and there are few trying to halt it! And who else is tired of elf perfection? Elf complexion? Go about dancing and showing off and snubbing their noses at us other races. And another thing, how many stinkin' varieties are there? Let me count... Aquatic Elves Drider Drow Fey'ri Grey Elves Moon Elves Sun Elves Wood Elves Wild Elves Plus more I'm sure! And then come the half-elves because of their insatiable urge to bring all to elvenkind! These creatures must be stopped. Say NO to elves! Why, elves could feed the entire world ten times over and not put a dent in their population. Elf is truley the other white meat! Yet few take advantage of this. I call forth to those of like mind, to put a stop to this menace once and for all! -=-=-=-=- Be sure to spread around these flyers I've made up: Ban Elves! (http://my.photosleeve.com/TheVorpalTribble-albums/album03/abg.jpg) Only you can prevent forest elves! (http://my.photosleeve.com/TheVorpalTribble-albums/album04/aai.jpg)
ChaosEvoker 11-28-04, 03:44 PM	This guild is a direct violation of the Guild House rules. You can't create a negative guild like this.
The Vorpal Tribble 11-28-04, 03:57 PM	*shouts 'FASCIST OPRESSOR!' followed by 'ELF SYMPHATHIZER' to cover up the fact that he missed that rule*
ChaosEvoker 11-28-04, 03:58 PM	Just htought you ought to know when the GMs inevitably lock this thread.
The Vorpal Tribble 11-28-04, 04:15 PM	Errrr, wait a second! Guild of ultimate Evil? THATS a positive guild? Now really, what to ultimately evil folk do? They generally make life miserable for everyone else. I'm only focused on elves. Something fishy going on here...
Dyne 11-28-04, 06:00 PM	Errrr, wait a second! Guild of ultimate Evil? THATS a positive guild? Now really, what to ultimately evil folk do? They generally make life miserable for everyone else. I'm only focused on elves. Something fishy going on here... Guild of Ultimate Evil is fine. Guild of Anti-Good is not. The Guild of Ultimate Evil focuses on villains and such in the D&D game. The don't focus on being against Good characters or anything. P.S. ELVES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
Orcy The Green Wonder 11-28-04, 06:04 PM	This guild is against the rules of the guild house. There are no negative foundations. The guild of ultimate evil, as stated, is a guild that focuses on evil characters. Not a guild that focuses on how much good sucks or some such thing. While Orcy doesn't like elves. There is no anti-anything foundations allowed on this board. So, Orcy would request that there be no more posts on this topic.
turalisj 11-28-04, 06:08 PM	as vorpal tribble argues about how evil elves are, a rain of arrows falls on those friendly to this guild. people scream as the arrows light on fire, burning all, leaving only burnt bodies and charred smells. "mark this as a warning to all who seek destruction of any kind on the elves! you shall be hunted down and destroyed, your homes burned down, your lives wiped from this and any plane!" the figure speaking appears to be an elf. he spits on the ground and walks away. lets just say this is my warning. edit: sorry orcy, long post and didnt see yours.
Demonfey 11-28-04, 07:40 PM	{As the arrows rain down, fireballs, lightning bolts, and acid rain fall upon those who were friendly to the anti-elven members.}That just felt good.
WizO_Catoblepas 11-28-04, 09:38 PM	This guild is a direct violation of the Guild House rules. You can't create a negative guild like this. He's pretty much got this one right. Thus, we all know what's coming next ...