| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
|---|---|
| Demonfey07-25-05, 12:23 AM | This is a second Blue Lizard Inn, to make sure it survives the pruning. It isn't part of the IFWG, and is for what people feel like doing. |
| Zombomaniac07-25-05, 10:56 AM | Lets start things of with a little Zombie attack. *suddenly hundreds of Resident Evil style Zombies swarm into the inn and there is a sig leading them* :eek: Go wild. :D [edit] the sig was cut in half. |
| Dyne07-25-05, 01:02 PM | *Is too tired to realize there are zombies in the inn* *Accidentally bumps into the sig* "Oh, excuse me sir." *Sits down at a table and tries to rest his eyes without falling asleep* |
| Demonfey07-25-05, 01:53 PM | *Shoots the sig* All of you zombies better get out of here unless you want to find out what a funeral pyre feels like. :mage: |
| premier66607-25-05, 04:38 PM | Zombie 1 Awww. we just want beer! zombie 2 yeah, its not like we are monsters. zombie 1 I mean, yeah we are monsters, but we're not monster about it! Edit: shamelesly ripped from somewhere, guess where! oops my sig got loose... *puts it back in the pocket* |
| Dyne07-25-05, 05:57 PM | *Jumps at the sound of the gunshot* *Notices the zombies in the inn* *Draws his sword and cuts them in half* *Goes back to being half-asleep, his head in his hands* |
| Demonfey07-25-05, 06:07 PM | Zombie 1 Awww. we just want beer! zombie 2 yeah, its not like we are monsters. zombie 1 I mean, yeah we are monsters, but we're not monster about it! Then stop trying to eat my brain. I'm a FIRE ELEMENTAL SAVANT. My brain is made out of fire, as is everything else. |
| premier66607-25-05, 10:18 PM | zombie 1: ohhh, thats why I'm burning... I'm burning? Ahhh I'm burning! I'm burning! *colapses on the floor and burns to ashes* |
| turalisj07-25-05, 11:55 PM | *revives the zombies as pyro zombies* :D they are made from fire, and do what ever I command them to do. Now, you, go cook some food. put anything that is innedible in the pot, and i will bring you back to life, kill you, rinse, and repeat. Pyro Zombie: :eek: *runs off towards the kitchen, putting water, carrts, and drow heads in a pot* |
| Zombomaniac07-26-05, 08:19 AM | :eek: hey those are my Zombies. :P |
| Demonfey07-26-05, 09:57 AM | *revives the zombies as pyro zombies* :D they are made from fire, and do what ever I command them to do. Now, you, go cook some food. put anything that is innedible in the pot, and i will bring you back to life, kill you, rinse, and repeat. Pyro Zombie: :eek: *runs off towards the kitchen, putting water, carrts, and drow heads in a pot* :eek: Turalisj! You know that doesn't meet the sanitation standards! What if a health inspector came in! |
| Zombomaniac07-26-05, 12:05 PM | Hello I am the new Health inspector. :P |
| Demonfey07-26-05, 12:31 PM | *Smacks Turalisj on the head, although it is somewhat kiddingly.* |
| Zombomaniac07-26-05, 12:37 PM | So shall we begin this inspection? :D |
| Demonfey07-26-05, 12:40 PM | Take your sig outside. Also, I just remembered this permit that Bronzebeard had and left in the vault, saying that I can do stuff like this and the inn itself is immune from inspection. *Pulls out shotgun* See? It's right here on the side *Turns it so you can see that there really is a permit on the side of the shotgun.* |
| Zombomaniac07-27-05, 01:16 PM | umm...I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that permit expired a week ago. i will now have to conficate that. :P *Takes the shotgun and puts in in the Suitcase of holding* You can get that permit reinstated and i just happen to be that guy who does that. :) |
| turalisj07-27-05, 01:23 PM | *shapeshifts into dragon form* and I just happen to be the inn's guard. Who also happens to be a cleric of Hlal. |
| Zombomaniac07-27-05, 01:30 PM | I am soory but there is now a permit for changing into a dragon and since you dont have one... *turalisj is suddenly transformed back* :rolleyes: |
| turalisj07-27-05, 01:39 PM | you have no control over whether i change shape or not, you pitiful, insignifigent, creature!!! (a dragon is turalisj's natural form so :P) *transorms into his natural form, a bronze dragon, throws zombomaniac outside, then summons a paladin to aide against such an evil creature* and stay out!!! |
| Zombomaniac07-27-05, 02:04 PM | *Zombomaniac walks right back in the inn* I work here. You can't kick me out. :P Do you have a permit for that Paladin? |
| turalisj07-27-05, 02:14 PM | really? *throws zombo's work contract into a vat of boiling lead* not anymore. and i don't need a permit to summon a paladin, or turn into my natural form. *a pair of humans dressed in blue tuxedoes walk in* human1: we are here for zombomaniac. human2: he is under arrest for impersonating a permit officer. human1: and he is mentally unstable. *they take zombomaniac away* :P |
| Zombomaniac07-27-05, 02:51 PM | *before they take him away Zombomaniac looks at turalisj* All employment is desided by BronzeBeard. I still work here. :) Human 1: Come with us sir. :waits: Me: Never! I wont go back. There are still kirbies to kill! :mad: Human2: *shoots Zombomaniac with a Trank* :eek: me: look at the the little birds. :zzz: *is dragged away* This isn't right! I want my Lawer! I want a ham sandwitch! :D Human1: *looks at DF* Turalisj is also mentally unstable. :whatsthis *shoots turalisj with several Dragon sized tranks and puts him in a Dragon strait jack* :mymy: We will bring them back later. |
| turalisj07-27-05, 03:18 PM | not mentally unstable, just going threw a drow withdrawl *turns the straight jacket into a puddle of blood* you see? :P *eats the two humans* bleah :sick: *spits them back out* disgusting! they taste worse than those accountants I had last week! |
| Demonfey07-27-05, 11:47 PM | Correction. CAZIC works here. Zombomaniac, while being you, is still a separate entity in the workings of the game, and so is separate here too. You have to hand me your power transfer permit. |
| turalisj07-28-05, 12:00 AM | hey! thats right. And I have orders to torture anyone who threatens the BLI. *glues zombo's eyes open, ties hiim to a chair, and shows him a picture of demonfey's feet* |
| jagggar07-28-05, 12:10 AM | Has anyone lost anything? 'Cause I found this little guy hiding in my code box: _____ / \ /_______\ | | (\_/) | X X X | (0.o) | _______ | (>T<) \ / |_|~~~~~~~~~~~\_____/ |
| Demonfey07-28-05, 12:54 AM | Bad Drunkbunny! No hiding in people's code boxes! No booze for you! |
| Demonfey07-28-05, 12:55 AM | hey! thats right. And I have orders to torture anyone who threatens the BLI. *glues zombo's eyes open, ties hiim to a chair, and shows him a picture of demonfey's feet* Why do you have a picture of my feet? |
| turalisj07-28-05, 01:01 AM | one of my shoe henchmen got it. i decided to keep it for an emergency :P *ligts the bunny on fire and throws him on zombo* |
| premier66607-28-05, 07:21 AM | why everything people find here is lit on fire and then trhrow at someone? :confused: |
| Zombomaniac07-28-05, 08:13 AM | why everything people find here is lit on fire and then trhrow at someone? :confused: Because we like fire and throwing things. *Catches the bunny and pulls out a golf club* FOUR! :D |
| Demonfey07-28-05, 11:49 AM | Not at the alcohol! |
| jagggar07-28-05, 11:59 AM | *runs and hides as the original flames from lighting bunny on fire reach bunny's boom-barrel* |
| Demonfey07-28-05, 12:06 PM | *Takes boom barrel and throws it outside with bunny still holding onto the detonator* |
| Zombomaniac07-28-05, 12:07 PM | BOOM! :eek: I didn't do it. :rolleyes: |
| jagggar07-28-05, 12:10 PM | *pops up wearing one of those head-umbrella hats* Uh, so could I get a glass of milk? |
| Demonfey07-28-05, 12:14 PM | Sure. *pours milk into glass* Here you go. |
| jagggar07-28-05, 12:17 PM | *stares at it for a bit, then blinks* That's milk in a glass, not glass made of milk. |
| Demonfey07-28-05, 12:51 PM | *Pours milk into the newly made glass* Sorry, sometimes stuff like this happens. I blame the chaos field generator, myself. |
| Zombomaniac07-28-05, 12:55 PM | *suddenly all the zombies that are in the inn devor DF's sig* :rolleyes: |
| jagggar07-28-05, 01:08 PM | That's still a glass with milk in it. I want a glass made out of milk. Random note that makes sense: Demonfey, wanna open the PC thread or shall I? |
| turalisj07-28-05, 01:39 PM | *hands jagger a cup made from frozen milk* that's 50gp or 10 pearls. whichever you have. |
| jagggar07-28-05, 01:46 PM | *hands turalisj bunny's moneypurse* Contents of bunny's moneypurse: large quantity of lint. 3 beaten up gold bars. Dat enough? |
| Demonfey07-28-05, 10:14 PM | That's still a glass with milk in it. I want a glass made out of milk. Random note that makes sense: Demonfey, wanna open the PC thread or shall I? *Pulls out glass made out of milk.* I'll do it, but as Demonfey. |
| jagggar07-28-05, 10:24 PM | Yay! *starts nibbling on the glasses made of milk* Deal. |
| Arshes08-18-05, 06:24 PM | Lane walked int the Blue Lizard Inn, a document wrapped in a piece of cloth under his arm. Good day. I'd like an elven moondrop if you could. He said, sliding 22 platinum towards Demonfey. |
| Demonfey08-19-05, 12:56 PM | Sure *Takes out a small moon and begins squeezing its juices end up in a glass* |
| Demonfey09-17-05, 02:38 AM | Begins cleaning the inn, removing the dust that has settled on everything since its inactivity... Man have I missed this place... |
| Abicus Acton09-18-05, 03:02 AM | A man walks into the inn. He is dressed in traditional scholarly garb, which indicates him as a student of arcane lore. His hair is white from old age, but he has a certain energy about him that makes him seem much younger. "Good day, kind sirs. Would it trouble you to ask for a glass of Elven wine?" |
| Demonfey09-18-05, 03:18 AM | Here. *pulls out a 30,000 year old bottle of elven wine. |
| Abicus Acton09-18-05, 02:33 PM | "Many thanks." The old man pours himself a glass of the wine. He drinks and sighs deeply. "Elven wine always helps me keep my mind clear." |
| BronzeBeard09-19-05, 04:10 PM | A small figure walks into the inn. It is covered by ash from head to toe and coughing, grasping for air and something to lean on... " *cough* what just happened? *cough*, has the skies fell on my head? One second you see a flying rabbit and the next it's all fiery and boomy..." Sidenote: DF, I really think that you should keep an (sort of) up to date list of workers so that arguments like the earlier one would be prevented. And for making clear what not to do (like, not trolling). |
| Demonfey09-19-05, 05:39 PM | Ah. Thanks, Bronzebeard. Sorry. We were getting rid of that rabbit from that movie, you know which one I'm talking about? |
| BronzeBeard10-17-05, 06:38 PM | So? nothing new? |
| Demonfey10-17-05, 06:57 PM | No, not really. *blows dust off a table. |
| Demonfey11-15-05, 12:49 AM | Opening the doors, dusting the place thoroughly, and preparing the inn for new business, I hang the sign: REOPENED on the front of the Blue Lizard Inn, open once again and waiting for the insanity of the last generation! |
| Zombomaniac11-15-05, 09:29 AM | Several villagers enter the inn each asking for different drinks, foods, rooms for the night, and God only knows what else. "Beer!" "Blooddrop Wine!""Food!" "Your best room!" "Ale!" "Meat!" "Room!" "Wench!" "Some random Stuff I dont need!" :D |
| Demonfey11-15-05, 10:42 AM | *Begins working as fast as possible, giving a person a wrench. "Oh, you said wench, not wrench." |
| BronzeBeard11-17-05, 05:44 PM | helping DF by casting split personality spell. "wait a minute... :thinks: shouldn't that be split person?.. :thinks: " |
| Demonfey11-17-05, 05:45 PM | I've got that part covered. There are five or six Crowleys active about now. |
| Orcy The Green Wonder11-18-05, 01:48 AM | Glenn walks into the blue lizard with a couple effigies. Their arms have trays built onto them and their chests have slots that hold notepads. A holder is equipped on the other side of them. A bottle tipped upside down and running with a tube to the hand of each of them. "Hey there, how about a couple servinators... yeah I know, bad name. Equip em with a bottle and they can fill glasses from their hands, they even have convienient fold out tables on their backs so you can equip them with Kegs. I'll donate em to ya for free food and drink! Can't beat that offer now can ya!?" |
| Demonfey11-18-05, 12:31 PM | Deal. Also, if that's your pet sig, he'll have to wait outside. |
| Mid-Boss11-21-05, 07:05 PM | A large black coffin walks into the tavern. It's falls over and a tall, thin fellow with a large nose and a long neck stands up out of it. His hair is wiry, he has a thin accent and his large hands make him look more like a caricature than a real human being. He smiles, gives a waves, and puts a small bowler on his head. "Hey there fellows! Fine day for a glazed doughnut, what, what? I think I happen to have one on me at the moment." He reaches into his suit pocket and pulss out a glazed doughnut. He continues talking as he takes a large bite out of the doughnut. "So young chaps, how's the weather?" |
| Demonfey11-21-05, 07:16 PM | It's alright. *Notices sig and pulls out a katana* Die sig! |
| Mid-Boss11-21-05, 08:13 PM | The stringy lad looks at the fellow with the katana. "Why, how do you go about killing a sig, good chap?" |
| Demonfey11-21-05, 08:18 PM | The stringy lad looks at the fellow with the katana. "Why, how do you go about killing a sig, good chap?" Here, it's a tradition. |
| Mid-Boss11-22-05, 05:21 PM | "You've got my interest, good sir. How did this 'sig killing' tradition come about?" |
| Demonfey11-22-05, 05:25 PM | Like this *stabs the resurrected sig through the heart with the katana* We always do this when someone forgets to keep the sigs outside. *Fries the sig* Sig kabob, anyone? |
| Demonfey11-24-05, 12:33 PM | Oops, it's Turkey day! :turkey: + :invasion: *Begins cooking turkeys, pies, bread, cranberry sauce, and all the other thanksgiving goodies.* |
| Zombomaniac11-24-05, 09:34 PM | Dont forget the Mac and Cheese. No Thanksgiving is complete without that. :D |
| Demonfey02-21-06, 06:48 PM | *Begins dusting off the patrons* We never used to have this problem. :nonono: |
| turalisj02-21-06, 06:49 PM | *puts up a sign* Grand Reopening Sale, ales and wine only 150gp. |
| Demonfey02-21-06, 07:00 PM | Hey Turalisj! Know if I need to spritz patrons? |
| turalisj02-21-06, 07:05 PM | Nah, let me. *gives each patron a 1200volt shock* That should wake them up. |
| Demonfey02-21-06, 07:06 PM | I think you fried one of the amphibian ones...ah, well. Bullywog leg? |
| Astron the Wizard02-21-06, 09:16 PM | A dwarven wizard with a robe as clear as the sky, with swirling mists of stars and planets, enters the room with a loud step and mischevious smile. As the smile spreads into a grin, he begins a belly laugh. *specticle falls from eye* Imediatley, he remembers his formal self. "Oh deary me, dang that specticale!" he shoves it in his robe and chants a spell. "There! all better now. did I hear an offer of free bullywomp? Jolly good! toss me the the whole blink'n lot!" :thumbsup: |
| turalisj02-21-06, 09:23 PM | Woops, forgot one! *sends 10k of volts through astron* :D |
| Zombomaniac02-21-06, 09:24 PM | "I'll take some Bullywog brain please. Liver aswell if you have it. We Undead love our brain and liver." The Zombie man looks to Turalisj as he comes near with a Uber-Taser. "Dont even try it." |
| Astron the Wizard02-21-06, 09:28 PM | I'm awake you idiot!!!!!!! I come from the Rusty Axe, looking for new recruits.All those in favor say Aye...........fine then....... I know when i'm not wanted. *dissapears in puff of smoke.* |
| Demonfey02-21-06, 09:40 PM | Way to go, T. You scared another one off. :mad: *Removes bullywog liver and brain* Here ya go. For future reference for new people: NO SIGS. The Blue Lizard isn't IG, and shall NEVER be IG. No exceptions, ever. Have fun, but try not to do it at another's expense. |
| turalisj02-21-06, 09:40 PM | Um..sorry??? Wow, some people can't take a joke..... *lookes at zombo* Don't worry, Demonfey will kill me if this place smells like fryed undead. *smells the air* crap... It already smells like burnt dwarf... |
| thasis02-22-06, 05:05 PM | Three drunken sailors come bursting into the inn. The first one stumbles to a table with the other two stumbiling after him, "Oi mate. Owz it goin'. We eir ar' lookin' for some fun fun fun fo' are throats. Ow much for da cheapa' ale?" |
| Demonfey02-22-06, 05:19 PM | Free. *looks at people staring at the comment* What, I'm eccentric. *Notices his own sig entering and, with a katana, stabs it.* |
| turalisj02-22-06, 05:36 PM | Hey, it's the three stooges! I was wondering when you would get here! :D |
| thasis02-22-06, 05:38 PM | "We ould do some stooge acting, bu I do' think tha' I've eva seen da mova'" |
| Demonfey02-22-06, 05:50 PM | Sig! *Stab! Stab, stab stab, stabbity stab, stab!* |
| turalisj02-22-06, 06:10 PM | KILL THE SIG!!!! *several UKDF psicraft land and lancers rush in to contain and destroy the sig* :D |
| Zombomaniac02-22-06, 08:24 PM | *looks at what is left of the sig* "Dont worry I'll take care of this." *Zombo then picks up the sig and places it on a plate with a fork and knife already in hand* "I've never tried Sig brain." |
| turalisj02-22-06, 10:19 PM | Usually they are thorough, leaving only microscopic particles in thier wake. They must be getting lazy....... |
| thasis02-23-06, 10:11 PM | The Sailors look at the sig that followed them in and smash it to bits with pogo-sticks. |
| Wilds02-23-06, 10:13 PM | A hormagaunt wanders into the inn and starts to preen itself. Then looks around quizdly. "What ale do you have?" |
| thasis02-23-06, 10:20 PM | The sailors then go over and smashes Wilds sig with more pogo-sticks. |
| Wilds02-23-06, 11:00 PM | The horma slashes at the sailors shorts. Ripping off one of the pants legs |
| Kobold_Ur_Priest02-23-06, 11:45 PM | A large half-dragon ogre mage, flanked by a half fiend elf, and a human, and a pair of fiendish concubines walk into the Inn. "We need three rooms, one for myself & the ladies, and 1 for each of the others." With that, he drops a bag of platinum on the counter, enough to basically buy the three rooms. Half-Red Dragon Ogre Mage = Blood Lord Abaddon Half Fiend Elf Cleric ( Darkness,Demonic) 20 = High Cleric Cerberus, Chosen Disciple of The Night Dragon Human Fighter1/Ranger 4/Scout 10 = Raiven, The Sniper Succubi & Erinyes= Ashraeyn & Tayshia |
| turalisj02-24-06, 09:32 AM | A SIG!! *the lancers dive into the inn, attacking anything that looks like a sig* Ow, not me damnit! Over there! *points to the new arrivals* For future reference for new people: NO SIGS. The Blue Lizard isn't IG, and shall NEVER be IG. No exceptions, ever. Have fun, but try not to do it at another's expense. |
| Wilds02-24-06, 02:18 PM | SIG? the horma falls back into a corner away from the pirates. Ninjas fall from the sky and surround the horma. "hehe ninjas always beat pirates" |
| Demonfey02-24-06, 02:29 PM | Correction: a single ninja beats up pirates. A group, as any videogame or anime can show, dies easily, but gets tougher with each one downed. |
| turalisj02-24-06, 02:40 PM | *the ninja's turn towards wilds sig and begin beating it up* and a large group of soulknife/ninja gestalted can beat the hell out of anything that move. lancer: spirit blade! :D |
| thasis02-24-06, 04:19 PM | The Pirates then smash all the random signatures roaming about, "urn off ose damn siggies" |
| synthesynesterofevil02-24-06, 05:41 PM | catches the bunny and steps in throwing it back |
| Tenzhi02-24-06, 06:04 PM | The Pirates then smash all the random signatures roaming about, "urn off ose damn siggies" A little old man pops in suddenly. "If it bothers you, use yer eyepatch ya scurvy dogs!" |
| thasis02-24-06, 06:08 PM | The sailors then smash Tenzhi's sig claiming it's the devil ;) |
| turalisj02-24-06, 06:09 PM | *takes the pirate and uses him as a baseball bat to knock the old man into the bleachers* going, going, gone! :D |
| thasis02-24-06, 06:36 PM | The sailor looks at the man who chucked him and says "We ain no pirates!" |
| Tenzhi02-24-06, 06:56 PM | ::watches himself sail away into the bleachers from where he was standing:: "Now there's something I don't see every day. Must be some sort of cartoon physics thing." __________________ Merciless needling of dragons results in merciless dragon-bites. IFGW character - Zhen Di In case you didn't know: I am the Elf-Bane. ::stands up in the bleachers, dusts himself off and walks back over to himself:: "Well hello, Me. It appears that they're compounding the problem with their antics." |
| Demonfey02-24-06, 07:09 PM | There's another sig! *Shoves a landmine down sig's throat and then detonatesa said mine. |
| Tenzhi02-24-06, 07:27 PM | "Now you've just made a mess..." __Zhen_____________ Merciless results dragon-bites. - Di dragons character know: ___I am the ______you didn't________character__ Merciless__ needling of In case results Elf-Bane. in merciless dragon-bites. IFGW - Zhen of dragons Di IFGW In case you needling didn't know: I am the Elf-Bane. in merciless |
| Demonfey02-24-06, 07:29 PM | Totally worth it. :D |
| Zombomaniac02-24-06, 09:01 PM | Ok a "Sig" is a person's Signature. Sigs (Signatures) are not allowed, even ones that are typed into your post. :rolleyes: Also in unrelated news DUCKS ARE EATING PORCUPINES. Thats is all. |
| Zombomaniac02-25-06, 01:47 PM | So......ya....... |
| Wilds02-25-06, 02:02 PM | Porcupines Are Eating Small Mammals!!!!! |
| Demonfey02-25-06, 02:10 PM | Protect The Fudge! |
| Zombomaniac02-25-06, 03:23 PM | *Looks up from eating fudge* What? :blink: |
| turalisj02-25-06, 03:32 PM | *chucks the sig into the frying pan* hey, where'd bob the fire ele go?? |
| Zombomaniac06-30-06, 05:53 AM | So how has everyone been doing? |
| jagggar06-30-06, 06:04 AM | Horrible :D I just had the sudden urge to create some sort of Sig-Monster due to all of the sig hunts that have happened here. |
| thasis06-30-06, 02:23 PM | Well I'm pretty bad. I've immersed myself into to many self-created projects that I'm never going to get done. Plus all the crap that's going in my life doesn't help. *sarcasm* Yay! *sarcasm* But beyond that *pulls out cheese gun and eats it* Couldn't resist! |
| turalisj06-30-06, 08:30 PM | Pssst, Thasis, answer your damn pm..... |