C.h.i.c.k.e.n. [Archive] - Wizards Community

C.h.i.c.k.e.n. [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Elvez4ever
06-01-06, 07:42 PM Welcome to the first ever meeting of The C.H.I.C.K.E.N. (Cyclops Hunting Ithillid (sp?) Choking Killer Elvish Ninjas) Guild. Anyone wishing to join may do so, but there are a few considerations.

1. As a member of C.H.I.C.K.E.N., you need add both a :chicken: and a link to this page (preferably with something like "Member of C.H.I.C.K.E.N." with a link on C.H.I.C.K.E.N.) in your signature.

2. Chicken guild members follow a strict code of rules-
1. "Hang the code and hang the rules"
2. You must have at least one random/silly/strange post before becoming a member and provide a link to it.
3. Have a good time!
Beeblebrox
06-01-06, 11:49 PM C.H.I.C.K.E.N. Member #2!!! YAY!!!

...

Beware the Toilet Duck!!!!

WAIT!!! If you're the founder... can I be Member #1?
thasis
06-01-06, 11:59 PM This seems intressting at best. What's the goal for the foundation? And what sort of things do you discuss?
Elvez4ever
06-02-06, 10:45 AM C.H.I.C.K.E.N. Member #2!!! YAY!!!

...

Beware the Toilet Duck!!!!

WAIT!!! If you're the founder... can I be Member #1?

I see you already did, but sure.
Elvez4ever
06-02-06, 10:50 AM This seems intressting at best. What's the goal for the foundation? And what sort of things do you discuss?

Goal: To spread amusement, fun, and all around crazyness to every fourm on WotC.

Discuss: Everything. Mainly recent accomplishments. Also discuss things such as suggesting thread ideas, ideas in general, etc. etc. It's really all about having a group of people to just talk to and have fun with. Besides, who wouldn't want a :chicken: in their sig?
Elvez4ever
06-02-06, 11:52 AM :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: Wow. This bites. We only have 2 members....
Wilds
06-02-06, 06:01 PM This has barely been up for one day, time will tell
thasis
06-02-06, 11:05 PM It tooooookkkk mmmeeeee ssoooooo llllloooonnngggg tttttttoooooooo ggeeeettttt tttttthhhheeee Guild of Ultimate Evil started. Almost as long as my words in this post.
Elvez4ever
06-02-06, 11:11 PM True... I guess it'll spread. Besides, the more people who join, the more it spreads. If everyone who's a member puts a link to it in their sig, it'll hit the boards like alchemist's fire, so to speak.
Elvez4ever
06-03-06, 09:30 PM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN 3 MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! OMG WHAT THE HECK BLEGH.....

i feel sick....... :(
swordspell_mage
06-03-06, 10:03 PM Come, Patsy!

*coconuts clapping to sound like a horses hooves*

I fly north every winter, like an african swallow (and I carry coconuts to England)!

I am the king of a democratic nation that is governed by popular soveriegnty! (anyone who gets these references gets 100,000,000 extra spells and a few hundred levels of wizard to use them!)

I'm specialriffic, spelnderiffic, and I can't think of anymore "s" words to make this even more "poetic"!

CHEESY LLAMAS WITH MELTED BACON ON THEIR TOES (heheheheh, llamas don't have toes!)

SQUIRRELS PREPARED IN THE SAME WAY AS THOSE LLAMAS I JUST MENTIONED!

I would like to be president of silly coments about llamas and squirrels. Really, can I? Canicanicanicanicanicanicanicani? I'm a SQIRREL-LLAMA HYBRID LYCANTHROPE! Mwhahahahah! (was this strange enough?....I think so....)
Kobold_Ur_Priest
06-03-06, 10:19 PM Monty Python & the Holy Freakin Grail
swordspell_mage
06-03-06, 10:42 PM Good, good.

*sends freighter train w/spells and levels to Kobold_Ur_Preist*

Awwww....now I'm all out of spells and levels of wizard....*muttersmuttersmuttersmutters*
Kobold_Ur_Priest
06-03-06, 10:59 PM Good, good.

*sends freighter train w/spells and levels to Kobold_Ur_Preist*

W00t!

may6e these'll help summon that army of fiends.... :rolleyes:
thasis
06-04-06, 09:04 PM Omfg! I Love Monty Python And The Holy Grail! Best Line Eva!
swordspell_mage
06-04-06, 09:11 PM The musical (yes, I go to MUSICALS) was really hilarious and awesome, but, as always, if John Cleese isn't in any python (besides the show), it isn't as funny. I was there at the year aniversary in NY, so we broke a world record. I WAS IN THE WORLDS LARGEST COCONUT ORCHESTRA! (we made it sound like one of the musical's songs)
thasis
06-04-06, 09:36 PM That... woud... be... so... ****ing... awsome! *Pythgasms*
swordspell_mage
06-04-06, 09:40 PM I'm pretty sure they did have Cleese, though. HE WAS THE NARRATOR (i think)! Go pythons! woo woo! Go pythons! :w00t: :w00t:! What's your favorite skit/movie? My movie is, of course, Monty Python & the Holy Grail (what else?). My favorite skit is all of them. I can't choose! :weep:!
thasis
06-04-06, 09:42 PM Definitly Grail for movie (though Meaning of Life was pretty wild)... for skit... I've watched quite a few, and I can't choose (or remember their names :P).

Yah know what was awsome though, Faulty Towers... soooo wellll donnneeee!
swordspell_mage
06-04-06, 09:45 PM Yeah. Favorite scene from grail? Mine's the singing one. "But I want to....sing!" "Not while I'm in here!..." :D :D :D :D :D :D
Elvez4ever
06-04-06, 09:55 PM "And now for something completely different..." :D

I OWN THE PYTHONS AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF THE PYTHONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any all and every skit is my favorite!!!!
thasis
06-04-06, 11:31 PM Yah, I have to admit, every skit they ever did was pretty rad.
swordspell_mage
06-05-06, 03:37 PM Especially every single one ever made! :D :D :D
thasis
06-05-06, 08:53 PM Exactamattly! Good ol Python. They invented true comedy :D
swordspell_mage
06-06-06, 09:15 AM Cool new word! Exactammatly!
thasis
06-06-06, 08:29 PM I have a tendancy to take normal words and change them... such as m00talishness
swordspell_mage
06-06-06, 09:08 PM Does that mean foolishness?
thasis
06-07-06, 01:47 AM Well diffrent meaning to. It means very m00tlike (moot is my nickname) which in some peoples opinion can mean foolishness :P
Tenzhi
06-07-06, 01:52 AM The acronym is missing an "of" right after "Killer." ;)
swordspell_mage
06-07-06, 07:16 AM But m00t also means "nothing, worthless." So there.
thasis
06-07-06, 05:54 PM Mmm... this is true...
Beeblebrox
06-09-06, 12:35 PM 3 Random Comments
1. Monty Python Rules!
2. 42 is the greatest number ever!
3. Beware the Toilet Duck!
thasis
06-09-06, 05:49 PM I once ate a Toilet Duck... :P
swordspell_mage
06-09-06, 11:17 PM Was it as deliious as the one I ate? Mine was a little moist, though. :D
Beeblebrox
06-11-06, 06:05 PM I once ate a Toilet Duck... :P
WHAT!?!?!?!? You devoured the dreaded Toilet Duck? Master of Evil, Killer of Small Defenseless Orphans, Eater of Disgusting Human Refuse!!! THAT Tiolet Duck????
Beeblebrox
06-11-06, 06:13 PM Was it as delicious as the one I ate? Mine was a little moist, though. :D
WHAT?!?!?!?! You too?

...wait...

There's more than one Toilet Duck?...

Oh :censored:, we are so dead.
swordspell_mage
06-11-06, 08:01 PM The population is slowly going down as so many people are eating the delicious toilet ducks. However, most are not feared. They are hunted down to sell. In fact, I OWN a toilet duck-down pillow, and a toilet duck-down insulated jacket. But the best toilet duck product is toilet duck toys for kids, made out of the real thing! Soon, they shall be endangered. THEN we'll have a problem. With their long lives, the whole world could be taken over if no one can kill them! :D
Beeblebrox
06-12-06, 02:58 PM The population is slowly going down as so many people are eating the delicious toilet ducks. However, most are not feared. They are hunted down to sell. In fact, I OWN a toilet duck-down pillow, and a toilet duck-down insulated jacket. But the best toilet duck product is toilet duck toys for kids, made out of the real thing! Soon, they shall be endangered. THEN we'll have a problem. With their long lives, the whole world could be taken over if no one can kill them! :D

...Toilet... Duck... PILLOW!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so confused....
swordspell_mage
06-12-06, 04:05 PM IT's soft and fuzzy.
Astron the Wizard
06-13-06, 12:33 PM Well, that's a moot point, so it doesn't matter what moot means or not.

Dear Founder of this High-and-Noble Guildhall,
prithee, pray tell if I may join as Member #3 (technically, you're not a member). However, I have no idea how to make links or sigs, so there. However, I told someone that they weren't fit to roll in my spittle in one thread somewhere-or-other.
swordspell_mage
06-13-06, 02:14 PM (url=Whatever you want the link to say)link url(/url)

Except use [ instead of (, and ] instead of ).

This should help.

TOILET DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so should this.
Beeblebrox
06-13-06, 05:22 PM The Toilet Duck (of which I thought there was only one) is a menacing creature. The only specimen I have seen, resembled a modern, ceramic toilet, complete with tank and bowl. The eyes are located on the front of the tank, and the lid opens to reveal a mouth. The Toilet Duck has two, large buck teeth along the top of its mouth, the lid, and many, many smaller, sharper ones inside its mouth, the bowl. The Toilet Duck has been known to eat, other than its steady diet of human excrement, goldfish, hamsters, baby alligators, toilet paper, toothbrushes, toilet brushes, jewelry, and even human children. However, its large mouth and strong jaw would no doubt allow it to chew down full grown men, if ever it got the chance. The only way to defeat the Toilet Duck, as I did so long ago, is to place one end of a roll of toilet paper into its mouth, and flush. It chokes on said toilet paper and often spits out its last meal, which isn't always pleasant. There may be other ways to choke a Toilet Duck, but this is the most efficient way I've found.
As such, I strongly recommend checking any and all toilets for the following before use:
Eyes Teeth Tongue Drool Tracks leading to the Bathroom A slow, gurgling sound that often indicates Toilet Duck digestion
Follow these safety guidelines, and you should live a life safe from the Toilet Duck, or, God forbid, Toilet Ducks.
swordspell_mage
06-13-06, 05:34 PM Ducks. trust me. I've had BAD experiances with a toilet duck. BAD EXPERIANCES!!!!
Beeblebrox
06-20-06, 03:06 PM Has anyone read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy?"
Not watched the movie, which was okay, but not nearly as good as the books. But actually read any of the five books. They're awesome!! They kind of remind me of Monty Python, in that it's just sort of random amusement. Plus, the main character is British.
swordspell_mage
06-20-06, 05:25 PM Yeah, it's alot like Monty Python humor-wise

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Elvez4ever 06-01-06, 07:42 PM	Welcome to the first ever meeting of The C.H.I.C.K.E.N. (Cyclops Hunting Ithillid (sp?) Choking Killer Elvish Ninjas) Guild. Anyone wishing to join may do so, but there are a few considerations. 1. As a member of C.H.I.C.K.E.N., you need add both a :chicken: and a link to this page (preferably with something like "Member of C.H.I.C.K.E.N." with a link on C.H.I.C.K.E.N.) in your signature. 2. Chicken guild members follow a strict code of rules- 1. "Hang the code and hang the rules" 2. You must have at least one random/silly/strange post before becoming a member and provide a link to it. 3. Have a good time!
Beeblebrox 06-01-06, 11:49 PM	C.H.I.C.K.E.N. Member #2!!! YAY!!! ... Beware the Toilet Duck!!!! WAIT!!! If you're the founder... can I be Member #1?
thasis 06-01-06, 11:59 PM	This seems intressting at best. What's the goal for the foundation? And what sort of things do you discuss?
Elvez4ever 06-02-06, 10:45 AM	C.H.I.C.K.E.N. Member #2!!! YAY!!! ... Beware the Toilet Duck!!!! WAIT!!! If you're the founder... can I be Member #1? I see you already did, but sure.
Elvez4ever 06-02-06, 10:50 AM	This seems intressting at best. What's the goal for the foundation? And what sort of things do you discuss? Goal: To spread amusement, fun, and all around crazyness to every fourm on WotC. Discuss: Everything. Mainly recent accomplishments. Also discuss things such as suggesting thread ideas, ideas in general, etc. etc. It's really all about having a group of people to just talk to and have fun with. Besides, who wouldn't want a :chicken: in their sig?
Elvez4ever 06-02-06, 11:52 AM	:waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: :waits: Wow. This bites. We only have 2 members....
Wilds 06-02-06, 06:01 PM	This has barely been up for one day, time will tell
thasis 06-02-06, 11:05 PM	It tooooookkkk mmmeeeee ssoooooo llllloooonnngggg tttttttoooooooo ggeeeettttt tttttthhhheeee Guild of Ultimate Evil started. Almost as long as my words in this post.
Elvez4ever 06-02-06, 11:11 PM	True... I guess it'll spread. Besides, the more people who join, the more it spreads. If everyone who's a member puts a link to it in their sig, it'll hit the boards like alchemist's fire, so to speak.
Elvez4ever 06-03-06, 09:30 PM	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN 3 MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! OMG WHAT THE HECK BLEGH..... i feel sick....... :(
swordspell_mage 06-03-06, 10:03 PM	Come, Patsy! coconuts clapping to sound like a horses hooves I fly north every winter, like an african swallow (and I carry coconuts to England)! I am the king of a democratic nation that is governed by popular soveriegnty! (anyone who gets these references gets 100,000,000 extra spells and a few hundred levels of wizard to use them!) I'm specialriffic, spelnderiffic, and I can't think of anymore "s" words to make this even more "poetic"! CHEESY LLAMAS WITH MELTED BACON ON THEIR TOES (heheheheh, llamas don't have toes!) SQUIRRELS PREPARED IN THE SAME WAY AS THOSE LLAMAS I JUST MENTIONED! I would like to be president of silly coments about llamas and squirrels. Really, can I? Canicanicanicanicanicanicanicani? I'm a SQIRREL-LLAMA HYBRID LYCANTHROPE! Mwhahahahah! (was this strange enough?....I think so....)
Kobold_Ur_Priest 06-03-06, 10:19 PM	Monty Python & the Holy Freakin Grail
swordspell_mage 06-03-06, 10:42 PM	Good, good. sends freighter train w/spells and levels to Kobold_Ur_Preist Awwww....now I'm all out of spells and levels of wizard....muttersmuttersmuttersmutters
Kobold_Ur_Priest 06-03-06, 10:59 PM	Good, good. sends freighter train w/spells and levels to Kobold_Ur_Preist W00t! may6e these'll help summon that army of fiends.... :rolleyes:
thasis 06-04-06, 09:04 PM	Omfg! I Love Monty Python And The Holy Grail! Best Line Eva!
swordspell_mage 06-04-06, 09:11 PM	The musical (yes, I go to MUSICALS) was really hilarious and awesome, but, as always, if John Cleese isn't in any python (besides the show), it isn't as funny. I was there at the year aniversary in NY, so we broke a world record. I WAS IN THE WORLDS LARGEST COCONUT ORCHESTRA! (we made it sound like one of the musical's songs)
thasis 06-04-06, 09:36 PM	That... woud... be... so... ***ing... awsome! Pythgasms*
swordspell_mage 06-04-06, 09:40 PM	I'm pretty sure they did have Cleese, though. HE WAS THE NARRATOR (i think)! Go pythons! woo woo! Go pythons! :w00t: :w00t:! What's your favorite skit/movie? My movie is, of course, Monty Python & the Holy Grail (what else?). My favorite skit is all of them. I can't choose! :weep:!
thasis 06-04-06, 09:42 PM	Definitly Grail for movie (though Meaning of Life was pretty wild)... for skit... I've watched quite a few, and I can't choose (or remember their names :P). Yah know what was awsome though, Faulty Towers... soooo wellll donnneeee!
swordspell_mage 06-04-06, 09:45 PM	Yeah. Favorite scene from grail? Mine's the singing one. "But I want to....sing!" "Not while I'm in here!..." :D :D :D :D :D :D
Elvez4ever 06-04-06, 09:55 PM	"And now for something completely different..." :D I OWN THE PYTHONS AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF THE PYTHONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any all and every skit is my favorite!!!!
thasis 06-04-06, 11:31 PM	Yah, I have to admit, every skit they ever did was pretty rad.
swordspell_mage 06-05-06, 03:37 PM	Especially every single one ever made! :D :D :D
thasis 06-05-06, 08:53 PM	Exactamattly! Good ol Python. They invented true comedy :D
swordspell_mage 06-06-06, 09:15 AM	Cool new word! Exactammatly!
thasis 06-06-06, 08:29 PM	I have a tendancy to take normal words and change them... such as m00talishness
swordspell_mage 06-06-06, 09:08 PM	Does that mean foolishness?
thasis 06-07-06, 01:47 AM	Well diffrent meaning to. It means very m00tlike (moot is my nickname) which in some peoples opinion can mean foolishness :P
Tenzhi 06-07-06, 01:52 AM	The acronym is missing an "of" right after "Killer." ;)
swordspell_mage 06-07-06, 07:16 AM	But m00t also means "nothing, worthless." So there.
thasis 06-07-06, 05:54 PM	Mmm... this is true...
Beeblebrox 06-09-06, 12:35 PM	3 Random Comments 1. Monty Python Rules! 2. 42 is the greatest number ever! 3. Beware the Toilet Duck!
thasis 06-09-06, 05:49 PM	I once ate a Toilet Duck... :P
swordspell_mage 06-09-06, 11:17 PM	Was it as deliious as the one I ate? Mine was a little moist, though. :D
Beeblebrox 06-11-06, 06:05 PM	I once ate a Toilet Duck... :P WHAT!?!?!?!? You devoured the dreaded Toilet Duck? Master of Evil, Killer of Small Defenseless Orphans, Eater of Disgusting Human Refuse!!! THAT Tiolet Duck????
Beeblebrox 06-11-06, 06:13 PM	Was it as delicious as the one I ate? Mine was a little moist, though. :D WHAT?!?!?!?! You too? ...wait... There's more than one Toilet Duck?... Oh :censored:, we are so dead.
swordspell_mage 06-11-06, 08:01 PM	The population is slowly going down as so many people are eating the delicious toilet ducks. However, most are not feared. They are hunted down to sell. In fact, I OWN a toilet duck-down pillow, and a toilet duck-down insulated jacket. But the best toilet duck product is toilet duck toys for kids, made out of the real thing! Soon, they shall be endangered. THEN we'll have a problem. With their long lives, the whole world could be taken over if no one can kill them! :D
Beeblebrox 06-12-06, 02:58 PM	The population is slowly going down as so many people are eating the delicious toilet ducks. However, most are not feared. They are hunted down to sell. In fact, I OWN a toilet duck-down pillow, and a toilet duck-down insulated jacket. But the best toilet duck product is toilet duck toys for kids, made out of the real thing! Soon, they shall be endangered. THEN we'll have a problem. With their long lives, the whole world could be taken over if no one can kill them! :D ...Toilet... Duck... PILLOW!!!!!!!!!! I'm so confused....
swordspell_mage 06-12-06, 04:05 PM	IT's soft and fuzzy.
Astron the Wizard 06-13-06, 12:33 PM	Well, that's a moot point, so it doesn't matter what moot means or not. Dear Founder of this High-and-Noble Guildhall, prithee, pray tell if I may join as Member #3 (technically, you're not a member). However, I have no idea how to make links or sigs, so there. However, I told someone that they weren't fit to roll in my spittle in one thread somewhere-or-other.
swordspell_mage 06-13-06, 02:14 PM	(url=Whatever you want the link to say)link url(/url) Except use [ instead of (, and ] instead of ). This should help. TOILET DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so should this.
Beeblebrox 06-13-06, 05:22 PM	The Toilet Duck (of which I thought there was only one) is a menacing creature. The only specimen I have seen, resembled a modern, ceramic toilet, complete with tank and bowl. The eyes are located on the front of the tank, and the lid opens to reveal a mouth. The Toilet Duck has two, large buck teeth along the top of its mouth, the lid, and many, many smaller, sharper ones inside its mouth, the bowl. The Toilet Duck has been known to eat, other than its steady diet of human excrement, goldfish, hamsters, baby alligators, toilet paper, toothbrushes, toilet brushes, jewelry, and even human children. However, its large mouth and strong jaw would no doubt allow it to chew down full grown men, if ever it got the chance. The only way to defeat the Toilet Duck, as I did so long ago, is to place one end of a roll of toilet paper into its mouth, and flush. It chokes on said toilet paper and often spits out its last meal, which isn't always pleasant. There may be other ways to choke a Toilet Duck, but this is the most efficient way I've found. As such, I strongly recommend checking any and all toilets for the following before use: Eyes Teeth Tongue Drool Tracks leading to the Bathroom A slow, gurgling sound that often indicates Toilet Duck digestion Follow these safety guidelines, and you should live a life safe from the Toilet Duck, or, God forbid, Toilet Ducks.
swordspell_mage 06-13-06, 05:34 PM	Ducks. trust me. I've had BAD experiances with a toilet duck. BAD EXPERIANCES!!!!
Beeblebrox 06-20-06, 03:06 PM	Has anyone read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy?" Not watched the movie, which was okay, but not nearly as good as the books. But actually read any of the five books. They're awesome!! They kind of remind me of Monty Python, in that it's just sort of random amusement. Plus, the main character is British.
swordspell_mage 06-20-06, 05:25 PM	Yeah, it's alot like Monty Python humor-wise