Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Demonfey 11-29-05, 01:21 AM	Inside an active volcano, you see a building built into the sides of the crevice, with beings swimming around in the lava far below. In one of the magma pools higher up, you see a demonic being sitting in it with what appears to be a coconut shell in one hand and just laying back in the magma. Above the volcano, in smoke, there are the words "Pyros Anonymous, here to keep your actions involving fire anonymous." If this takes off, I'd like King's Pyre. Members: Jagggar Kobold Ur Priest Wilds Premier666.
jagggar 11-30-05, 10:41 PM	jagggar appears on one of the ledges wearing a red tunic. (Yay Zelda!) "Pyro's Anonymous you say? You don't really mean for us to quit, do you?"
Demonfey 11-30-05, 10:43 PM	No, just to not get caught.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 11-30-05, 10:57 PM	Pyro's Anonymous? aye, im in.
jagggar 11-30-05, 10:57 PM	"Good. While it's a bit hot for me, I do have some 'family' who would feel quite at home in this environment."
Demonfey 11-30-05, 11:00 PM	Excellent. I think I know a few salamanders that can deal with construction, so we should have the inner volcano cone with rooms built into the walls soon. @Priest: okay, although I will just say that the guild hall's going to be built into the inner walls of the volcano, so you might want to have any characters here invest in some heat protection.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 11-30-05, 11:03 PM	@ DF: i'll either dig out an old half dragon(red) character of mine or as you said, invest in protection
Demonfey 11-30-05, 11:04 PM	Perfect.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 11-30-05, 11:17 PM	i really want my effigy base & army done, maybe ill move them into the volcano, and keep some in Tortuga as well...
Demonfey 11-30-05, 11:19 PM	They'd melt, though, and this isn't a part of the GoUE. In fact, I just had Crowley retire and put Nhyris in control there.
premier666 11-30-05, 11:21 PM	Well, do mages with a quite disturbing love of the fireball spell fit in here?
Demonfey 11-30-05, 11:24 PM	Yes, although the terrain might not be wizard friendly (volcano). My suggestion? Fireproof your books.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 11-30-05, 11:24 PM	They'd melt, though, and this isn't a part of the GoUE. In fact, I just had Crowley retire and put Nhyris in control there. @ DF: i realize both of those facts DF, and im working on a plan to to make my effigies aquatic/ and immune to the elements but only the 3 kytons, because the Slaymaster is going to become somewhat of a hazmat suit(lmao) for Priest. the rest(Wyvern/BBs) will stay in Tortuga.
Demonfey 11-30-05, 11:26 PM	Invest in a permancy on energy immunity (fire) on them.
jagggar 11-30-05, 11:30 PM	jagggar concentrates, her armor manifesting. She begins a quiet chant paired with meticulous gesticulations. "Ah, screw it." She snaps and a half-red in tattered priestly robes lands at her feet, writhing as though pinned by a powerful opponent. "Wha?! Th-the creature? What has happened? Where am I?" He looks around frantically as he sits up until his eyes come to rest upon jagggar. "You. . . ?" "Hi, Aki," she grins.
premier666 11-30-05, 11:30 PM	Yes, although the terrain might not be wizard friendly (volcano). My suggestion? Fireproof your books. good idea. they are already waterproof, fireproofing them wont hurt. hey if you are immune to fire, can I trown a fireball at you for fun?
Demonfey 11-30-05, 11:34 PM	Go ahead...actually, wait a second *Crowley puts the coconut shell to a side, where it becomes stone.* Okay, now go ahead. Aki? Hey. Welcome to King's Pyre. Also, pretty much the exact same approach I take with spells, jagggar. Very nice.
premier666 11-30-05, 11:38 PM	Go ahead...actually, wait a second *Crowley puts the coconut shell to a side, where it becomes stone.* Okay, now go ahead. Aki? Hey. Welcome to King's Pyre. Also, pretty much the exact same approach I take with spells, jagggar. Very nice. OK, Wheeeeeeee! Fireball! *BooooooooooooM!*
Kobold_Ur_Priest 11-30-05, 11:44 PM	Invest in a permancy on energy immunity (fire) on them. will do, but i meant ALL elements, make them into hazmats
Kobold_Ur_Priest 11-30-05, 11:46 PM	@ Jaggar: welcome back sis
Demonfey 11-30-05, 11:48 PM	@Priest: One step at a time, and the good thing about permanency is that you can add to it as you get enough to buy more of them. You could eventually have that hazmat suit. @premier: my turn I meteor swarm the darkness! *Everything in a mile radius sees a burst of flame 1000 feet tall and about 100 feet wide, with small circles of normal...not burning to death around everyone here not fireproof so they don't die* Go, mastery of shaping, go!
Kobold_Ur_Priest 11-30-05, 11:53 PM	@ DF: i hear you, i know im gonna take it slow Priest walks...er, slithers rather, across the rim of the volcanoe from within his Slaymaster suit, far enough from the actual inner rim so as to not take damage
Demonfey 11-30-05, 11:54 PM	Ooo, a kython! DIBS! Oh wait, it's just an effigy. Hey, Priest!
premier666 12-01-05, 12:11 AM	@Priest: One step at a time, and the good thing about permanency is that you can add to it as you get enough to buy more of them. You could eventually have that hazmat suit. @premier: my turn I meteor swarm the darkness! *Everything in a mile radius sees a burst of flame 1000 feet and about 100 feet wide* Go, mastery of shaping, go! Behold my vengeance on the hand jokes! "I hope you did not aim me. I'm not completely immune to fire you know. NOw what is that smell... looks like fried wizard... great. You FIRED me." That was supposed to be funny. now LAUGH!
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-01-05, 12:13 AM	Priest shifts his weight inside the effigy, making it rear up on its tail : "Hello Nhyris"
jagggar 12-01-05, 12:14 AM	"ja-" "Can't be scared of me, can you? Just because I'm the reason gran'pa lost an arm and part of his face I'm some big scary monster? If it wasn't for me, mommy wouldn't be around. Gran'pa never would've met gran'ma, so we wouldn't even have to get into mommy meeting daddy or father." Our half-red seems half-stunned, half-scared. "Get up and introduce yourself, boy. Just because I haven't been around since Kurapa took over doesn't mean I don't know you raised yourself better than this, Akaryu." Akaryu slowly stands showing a small build for a half-dragon. He is of the dragon-y with humanoid form rather than humanoid with scales breed. Behind him he stretches his wings, exetremely rare on a half-dragon of his size. On his chest dangles a black field with a seven-pointed star upon it. "I am Akaryu, a servant of Her Mercy." Sis? What the?!
Demonfey 12-01-05, 12:14 AM	Did you read the alteration I made?
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-01-05, 12:14 AM	Ooo, a kython! DIBS! Oh wait, it's just an effigy. Hey, Priest!Priest shifts his weight, making the effigy rear up on its tail: "Hello Nhyris"
turalisj 12-01-05, 12:21 AM	@Priest: One step at a time, and the good thing about permanency is that you can add to it as you get enough to buy more of them. You could eventually have that hazmat suit. @premier: my turn I meteor swarm the darkness! *Everything in a mile radius sees a burst of flame 1000 feet tall and about 100 feet wide, with small circles of normal...not burning to death around everyone here not fireproof so they don't die* Go, mastery of shaping, go! my turn *takes out a 20ft high barrel of 'cencetrated ogre stench* *puts on a noseplug and opens the crate* *puts on majora's mask first* ^_^ *lights a match after waiting an hour* *everything in a 200mile radius is either burnt to a crisp, or dying from lack of oxygen*
Wilds 12-01-05, 12:22 AM	A cloaked figure walks in. "Uhhh sign me up..... Burning stuff is funnnnn" That is Kelreth
Demonfey 12-01-05, 12:25 AM	Here, it's Crowley. Nhyris is only the GoUE. @Jagggar: He probably assumed that your character was female, and since he has a half dragon as well, it's working on the basis that they are brethren because they're both of draconic descent. Standing up and getting out of the magma pool, you first find yourself relieved that it's wearing fireproof pants. Then, you realize that the pool's depth just dropped by about a foot, and that it must have been crouching in the pool, since it's still about five feet taller than the tallest person here, at least. Oh, and that it's an oni. Greetings, Akaryu. Name's Crowley, leader of the Council of Archmages and this guild. With that, from seven feet away, the fiend offers one of four hands to the half dragon. Pleased to make your aquaintance.
Demonfey 12-01-05, 12:27 AM	@Wilds: Hey, Kelreth! Good to see you here!
premier666 12-01-05, 12:28 AM	Did you read the alteration I made? Oh, I ready the alteration. I just thought that after all the bad hand jokes I got, I deserved some revenge.
turalisj 12-01-05, 12:28 AM	Turalisj (the dragon) popped his head out of the pool, looking around. Hey! This isn't theushi bar at the castle of fun! Owell. ANyone have some chocolate covered drow bits, I'm hungry.
Demonfey 12-01-05, 12:29 AM	Here. Tosses a burnt bag to Turalisj.
Wilds 12-01-05, 12:29 AM	"Hey, ...I wont be joining you in the pool of magma. What happened at the GoUE? Felt like handing the reins over?"
Demonfey 12-01-05, 12:31 AM	I've already retired from adventuring. That just seemed like it was an attempt to call me back to it.
jagggar 12-01-05, 12:49 AM	"Go on, he doesn't bite as hard as I do." Akaryu shakes Crowley's hand and nods. "If I may ask, where is King's Pyre?" Hint in case anyone needs one: Aki knows nothng about Tyrannor and only knows that jagggar brought him here (wherever here is).
turalisj 12-01-05, 12:52 AM	A volcano in the ocean off the coast of the mainland.
Demonfey 12-01-05, 12:55 AM	It's a volcano in the ocean off the coast of the mainland, the closest part of which is the HorcHound Jungle. Just to give Aki some idea of jagggar's standing... Lady Jagggar here is one of the three "God Moderators", or as we call them, "GMs". The other two are Lord Sssargoth and Lord Necrodude. The name of the land is Tyrannor, which is governed mainly by guilds. Recently, the king has decided to retire, and he has left no heir, so we are fighting a war of guilds to see who is fit to rule and who isn't.
Wilds 12-01-05, 10:37 AM	"Is that why all this started? I thought you all just got tired of having to see each other and not being able to fight.... Wait, that means a Drow is trying to become Queen of the continent....
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-01-05, 11:05 AM	The Wave Lord slithers onto the island and looks toward Crowley. It nods as it peers around the island at the other things gathered upon it. "I tink ya be knowin da speech dat I be makin here demon ting. It be de same one I be givin ta dem at dat outpost ting in da hooman city. Don't be messin up me sea and I won't be messin wit ya eeda." On another note... Effigy suit? That effigy isn't a suit. Priest is currently sitting inside of gears and other clockwork peices, which if he forced his way inside he'll be breaking. It isn't waterproof either, so there isn't much of a way to be swimming around in it without drowning though it can swim if it has a swim speed. Finally, what army? Orcy has repeatedly said that he will not build anything without specifics. You have repeatedly ignored that, so there is nothing at all in the works for you.
jagggar 12-01-05, 11:31 AM	She makes some throaty-disgusted sound when Crowley says the title of "lady" in connection with her name. "Why must such things always lead to fighting?" he sighs.
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-01-05, 12:16 PM	She makes some throaty-disgusted sound when Crowley says the title of "lady" in connection with her name. "Why must such things always lead to fighting?" he sighs. The Wave Lord looks over toward the man called Akaryu. Slithering across the rocks he approaches, circling the man and stopping inches from his face. "Because fightin be what we be born ta do. When we be born we begin to die, it be de way of Gajal to be fleeting. Hoomans and de oder land walkers be short of Gajal, while we be lastin for long time. But we all be endin some time. Fightin get ya de most it can when ya be filled with Gajal. For de land walkers, fightin be a matter of what ya be tinkin. If ya be tinkin in a way dat de oder land walkers not be likin, den ya be fightin. Dat not what ya be fightin for, it what ya be tinkin don't be matterin. Fightin be for de honor, for de pride. It be for de insult dat ya be gettin, it be for home, to protect it from de tings dat would be harmin it. But land walkers not be tinkin dat way, don't mean I be killin dem for it."
jagggar 12-01-05, 12:31 PM	"Fighting will only end up harming what you seek to protect."
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-01-05, 12:38 PM	"Fighting will only end up harming what you seek to protect." "Not fightin let dem take what we wish to protect all de easier. We be fightin because we not be de cowards dat hide from de fight. We be fightin because it be de way of me people. It be what we need be doin ta be guardin de sea. If we not be fightin, den we be dyin be what de landwalkers do to de sea."
Demonfey 12-01-05, 12:38 PM	She makes some throaty-disgusted sound when Crowley says the title of "lady" in connection with her name. Just hammering the point across, Jagggar. Akaryu, you assume all of us want to protect. I used to run the Guild of Ultimate Evil, until retiring, and how much do you think they'd wish to protect? @Orcy: Don't worry, I have no interest in the water. Personally, I dislike the thought of being near it, having my form composed out of fire. The worst that will happen from here is the occasional volcanic eruption, and that's only due to being in a volcano that's active.
jagggar 12-01-05, 03:22 PM	Ya know, I have half a mind to start up Team Magma. Except I'm full up on PCs as soon as I stat Aki and I don't think I'd have the follow through on it. Akaryu shakes his head. Spending more time in temples than out in the world had given him few answers to those who saw fightng as a way of life. "Well then by all means, use 'Lord'." "If you are not fighting to protect, then it is unlikely you care if you cause harm." He turns to jagggar, "Why have you brought me here?" "Come now, Aki-kun," she says running her hand over his chest. He jerks back. "They've told you enough to make you fear me. Surely you know I don't hang out with goodie-two-or-more-shoes. And I've given the rest of your family how many reasons for all I've done?" "I want to go home." "Home to die? Sorry, I won't do that. Kairi's a big girl who can take care of herself in case it's her you're worried about." From behind her she produces a sack of coins and a thin volume entitled Primer on the Guilds of Tyrannor. "Now read up my little bookwyrm and go buy yourself some new robes."
Orcy The Green Wonder 12-01-05, 03:39 PM	The Wave Lord laughs as he looks aki over. He coils his lower body for a moment as he leans in close. "No, I don't be carin if I be hurtin dem people I be fightin. Dat be part of de fighting, de hurtin. What be it to be hurtin de enemy? It be nutin. There be no problem wit hurtin de enemy, no matter why he be de enemy. Fightin be a part of de world. It be what we make de livin on. It be de way dat kingdoms rise or fall. It be de way dat de peace be keepin. It be de way dat ya be stoppin de tings dat want ta be killin ya. Oder-vise ya just sittin back waitin ta be killed by de tings dat do de fightin." After his speech, ValTarbam nods toward Crowley. He slithers back down to the water's edge and nods back toward the others before diving into the waters and swimming off.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-01-05, 04:08 PM	Priest turns away from the rim's edge, then slitherd over the side, down the mountain and into the water
Demonfey 12-01-05, 05:23 PM	Ya know, I have half a mind to start up Team Magma. Except I'm full up on PCs as soon as I stat Aki and I don't think I'd have the follow through on it. Akaryu shakes his head. Spending more time in temples than out in the world had given him few answers to those who saw fightng as a way of life. "Well then by all means, use 'Lord'." "If you are not fighting to protect, then it is unlikely you care if you cause harm." He turns to jagggar, "Why have you brought me here?" "Come now, Aki-kun," she says running her hand over his chest. He jerks back. "They've told you enough to make you fear me. Surely you know I don't hang out with goodie-two-or-more-shoes. And I've given the rest of your family how many reasons for all I've done?" "I want to go home." "Home to die? Sorry, I won't do that. Kairi's a big girl who can take care of herself in case it's her you're worried about." From behind her she produces a sack of coins and a thin volume entitled Primer on the Guilds of Tyrannor. "Now read up my little bookwyrm and go buy yourself some new robes." Fair enough, Lord Jagggar. Only reason I didn't use it was that I didn't think you liked having a title at all. Turning towards Aki, he bends down and looks the little dragon-spawn in the eyes. Currently, I'm just not fighting. The Halls of Refuge and Stone Town are places those who seek refuge instead of combat can head to, and both are going to be protected by powerful forces. The Halls are too valuable to lose, since it's healing for everyone. Come on, let's get you introduced to Glenn. He can outfit you for a discount.
Master_of_Flames 12-02-05, 10:52 PM	An explosion rocks the volcano and a tower of magma shoots into the sky. The tower forms into a door, and an elf walks out. :D Sign me up. Burning things is fun, and being able to get away with that stuff is even more fun. Being paid to light things up is the greatest. Btw, that entrance is used from an artifect my character created durniong his short reign as a god. It can transport the owner through any source of flame, even thoguh dimensions. It can also summon 10 fire monoliths, or a pair of primal fire elementals.
Demonfey 12-02-05, 10:56 PM	Hey. Master of Flames, I assume?
premier666 12-02-05, 10:58 PM	An explosion rocks the volcano and a tower of magma shoots into the sky. The tower forms into a door, and an elf walks out. :D Sign me up. Burning things is fun, and being able to get away with that stuff is even more fun. Being paid to light things up is the greatest. Btw, that entrance is used from an artifect my character created durniong his short reign as a god. It can transport the owner through any source of flame, even thoguh dimensions. It can also summon 10 fire monoliths, or a pair of primal fire elementals. DUDE! forgot about our fight? lets just start that fight arleady and we go updating as possible
Tenzhi 12-03-05, 01:27 AM	::sudden image of Crowley as an undead Ricardo Montalban welcoming folks to the island in a white Tux::
Demonfey 12-03-05, 01:29 AM	Nah...Crowley's not undead. You're thinking demonic. Oh, and to get something more... A little imp in a white tuxedo appears, and begins saying something about "plains", or something like that... :D
Tenzhi 12-03-05, 01:32 AM	Crowley's not the lich? I must be confused again. I thought he was a lich with split personalities. Not sure where the lich part came into my brain. Dadgummed senility.
Demonfey 12-03-05, 01:34 AM	You might be thinking about Von Crown a bit, there, although he's a vampire and doesn't have the split personalities. Also the half dozen different forms doesn't help that...
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-03-05, 02:03 AM	From the water's edge, he spots a bit of activity on the rim, but then turns away, diving into the sea, flanked by his 2 other effigies.
jagggar 12-04-05, 10:46 PM	Fair enough, Lord Jagggar. Only reason I didn't use it was that I didn't think you liked having a title at all. Turning towards Aki, he bends down and looks the little dragon-spawn in the eyes. Currently, I'm just not fighting. The Halls of Refuge and Stone Town are places those who seek refuge instead of combat can head to, and both are going to be protected by powerful forces. The Halls are too valuable to lose, since it's healing for everyone. Come on, let's get you introduced to Glenn. He can outfit you for a discount. "Meh," jagggar shrugs. "I can take or leave a title. Just so long as it isn't 'lady' or 'queen.' I've never really liked them for some reason. Take care of him will ya?" She turns to Akaryu. "I think you've got a fellow worshiper staying at Garshmal Keep. Have fun, Aki." She disappears with a wink. Akaryu gawks. "Sh-she left me. . ." He looks down at the slender text and sack of coins in his hands. He sighs, looking back up, "You said something about a merchant?"
Demonfey 12-04-05, 10:52 PM	She left because she trusts you to survive, and that I don't care enough to kill people at the moment. Right this way to see the merchant. A glowing red portal appears before Crowley, and he steps through, with the imp going through too.
Zombomaniac 12-04-05, 11:22 PM	She left because she trusts you to survive, and that I don't care enough to kill people at the moment. Right this way to see the merchant. A glowing red portal appears before Crowley, and he steps through, with the imp going through too. Whos the Imp? Just want to see if it is Hirohito or not.
Demonfey 12-04-05, 11:27 PM	Just a random imp that shouts "the plane" over and over again.
Zombomaniac 12-04-05, 11:28 PM	Just a random imp that shouts "the plane" over and over again. oh ok then. :)
Demonfey 12-05-05, 12:17 AM	nevermind.
jagggar 12-05-05, 12:27 AM	Just a random imp that shouts "the plane" over and over again. Four imps with terrible accents appear around the first, shouting "Falls mainly," "In Spain," "The rain," "On!" one shouting-phrase each. I'm trying to decide if I should go with Cleric or Cloistered Cleric for him. Cloistered is what I was originally thinking, but I doubt I can use the extra spells to their best er... usage. Akaryu follows. Edit: Whoops. Woulda had reply up before, but boards went down and ISP kicked me off.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 12:30 AM	It's okay. I'm beginning to get similar things happening to my connection.
premier666 12-05-05, 06:24 PM	Suddenly, a fireball explodes at the entrance, and in the ashes there is a Mage in blue robes and with a yelow ponty hat (wich is on fire by the way). Greetings, I am The Black Mage and I heard you like to make things go booom so I wish to join ya. (that is the formal introduction of BM, ignore the post before)
Demonfey 12-05-05, 06:42 PM	Crowley sticks his head through the portal. Hey, BM. Good to see you've decided to join. If you would like, we're over at Glenn's right now, getting Jagggar's brother set up with equipment.
premier666 12-05-05, 07:05 PM	BM adjust his hat (and put down the fire) before speaking. Yeah what the hell, I've got nothing better to do anyway.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 07:07 PM	Great. Just come through the portal.
jagggar 12-05-05, 07:08 PM	*busts out laughing* Brother? :rofl: jagggar is his great-great-great grandmother, sort of, in a way, kinda.
premier666 12-05-05, 07:11 PM	BM enters the protal, but not before he throw a fireball for the heck of it. I love this place already...
Demonfey 12-05-05, 07:12 PM	Well, when you said "saved mother", "grandpa", "grandma", and just began listing things, I just kind of assumed siblings. My mistake. Also, Crowley's half brother may pop in soon, like Eldradune before...prepare for the complete opposite of Crowley (in other words, completely worthless :D ).
premier666 12-05-05, 07:14 PM	Well, when you said "saved mother", "grandpa", "grandma", and just began listing things, I just kind of assumed siblings. My mistake. Also, Crowley's half brother may pop in soon, like Eldradune before...prepare for the complete opposite of Crowley (in other words, completely worthless :D ). So he'll be kinda like BM? (worthlessness in person) :D
Demonfey 12-05-05, 07:17 PM	No, he'll be a random half celestial elf paladin1 momma's boy that lives in the basement of a solar and the mother of Crowley and the half celestial at the age of 350 and cries from being stuck in the pinkie with a thorn.
premier666 12-05-05, 07:22 PM	No, he'll be a random half celestial elf paladin1 momma's boy that lives in the basement of a solar and the mother of Crowley and the half celestial at the age of 350 and cries from being stuck in the pinkie with a thorn. :eek: ... :eek:
Demonfey 12-05-05, 07:24 PM	When I say completely worthless, I MEAN completely worthless. Oh, and I forgot to add "believes he could take Crowley, and is both physically weak (think strength, dex, and con scores with the highest being a 12, the other two being 8 and 6), and mentally hopeless (think highest at 7, except for cha, which would be 14)."
premier666 12-05-05, 07:27 PM	When I say completely worthless, I MEAN completely worthless. He would have chalenge rating of -1...
Demonfey 12-05-05, 07:29 PM	Did you look at what I added?
premier666 12-05-05, 07:36 PM	Did you look at what I added? ... dude... thats... just.. too... much... uselessness... brain... dying... gah... *passes out*
Demonfey 12-05-05, 07:40 PM	Yes, my satire is ready... :evillaugh
premier666 12-05-05, 07:43 PM	Yes, my satire is ready... :evillaugh That cant be good.... ;)
Demonfey 12-05-05, 08:30 PM	A blue gate opens, and three figures step out of it. One is a solar, wearing glasses and with a giant greatsword strapped to its back, just looking around. Another is an elf woman, who looks to be middle aged and is fretting over the last member of the group, who is apparently the son of the two, and appears, by human standards, to be in his mid 30s early 40s. Where is that cur, Crowley? He shall face defeat by my...ow, mommy... He begins jumping up and down, his feet too hot in the full plate armor he wears to a VOLCANO. A longsword lies across his back, although it seems to have never been used... Crowley sticks his head through the red portal, and then, with many mutterings and cursings, grabs the area between his three eyes and steps out of the portal, unfolding to his complete height. Hey. What do you want now? The hatred and anger in his voice going to such levels that it very nearly manifests as acid in his breath, just lacking enough magic to do so. Beware of those who made their highschool senior anthology on fiction as a satire on the real world.
premier666 12-05-05, 08:38 PM	:uh-huh:
Demonfey 12-05-05, 08:44 PM	Yes! The reaction I was looking for! :w00t: Ah, the cowardly beast- The solar clamps a hand over the half celestial's mouth, with a look of disgust on his face towards that which he spawned. He looks at Crowley with a look that says, basically "why couldn't he be more like you", before speaking. Hello, Crowley. How're you? The druidess, on the other hand, points at the Oni and begins cursing and calling him a "disgrace upon the family", when he was never part of the family originally, what with the whole dagger to the face as an infant thing. Crowley turns to look at the solar, and says Hey, Aziraphale. Same as ever?
premier666 12-05-05, 08:53 PM	Yes! The reaction I was looking for! :w00t: Ah, the cowardly beast- The solar clamps a hand over the half celestial's mouth, with a look of disgust on his face towards that which he spawned. He looks at Crowley with a look that says, basically "why couldn't he be more like you", before speaking. Hello, Crowley. How're you? The druidess, on the other hand, points at the Oni and begins cursing and calling him a "disgrace upon the family", when he was never part of the family originally, what with the whole dagger to the face as an infant thing. Crowley turns to look at the solar, and says Hey, Aziraphale. Same as ever? Dude, that explains sooo much about crowley...
Demonfey 12-05-05, 08:54 PM	What, you mean the dagger to face as an infant part? How about being left in the woods to die after being stabbed in the face, all of which was a few hours after birth?
premier666 12-05-05, 08:58 PM	hmm... yeah that.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 09:01 PM	Better than how he lost his arm. That was his biological father (took the mother via rape) tearing it off and beating him near death with it and then selling him to another demon as a slave/appetizer. The high point of his first 550 years was being stabbed, which is kind of sad... The half celestial begins trying to wriggle out of the hold on his mouth, but fails until the Solar is addressed by the woman Let go of his mouth, dear. The solar rolls his eyes, and lets go of the babbling fool's mouth, at which point the half celestial draws his blade and yells Defend thyself, fiend! Before charging, being sidestepped, and being picked up by one of Crowley's upper arms and bodily flung back, landing on his back in front of the elf lady, who begins shaking with rage. Crowley! I am your mother and- Then she's cut off by growling from Crowley You forfeited that the day you stabbed me and left me for dead, Esilvane.
premier666 12-05-05, 09:12 PM	Better than how he lost his arm. That was his biological father (took teh mother via rape) tearing it off and beating him near death with it and then selling him to another demon as a slave/appetizer. The high point of his first 550 years was being stabbed, which is kind of sad... The half celestial begins trying to wriggle out of the hold on his mouth, but fails until the Solar is addressed by the woman Let go of his mouth, dear. The solar rolls his eyes, and lets go of the babbling fool's mouth, at which point the half celestial draws his blade and yells Defend thyself, fiend! Before charging, being sidestepped, and being picked up by one of Crowley's upper arms and bodily flung back, landing on his back in front of the elf lady, who begins shaking with rage. Crowley! I am your mother and- Then she's cut off by growling from Crowley You forfeited that the day you stabbed me and left me for dead, Esilvane. for the familie of a solar, they are quite... evil.
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 09:14 PM	i forgot how messed up Crowley's life was and is starting to get again. Might be a good time to bring Cazic back.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 09:16 PM	for the familie of a solar, they are quite... evil. Actually, one's LG (and an idiot), the other's NG (and just has the same beliefs about the nature of half fiends most do).
premier666 12-05-05, 09:18 PM	i forgot how messed up Crowley's life was and is starting to get again. Might be a good time to bring Cazic back. using the expression messed up is a waste of a perfectly good oportunity to use the expression F**ked up.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 09:20 PM	When I mess with my characters, I don't f**k around. Same goes for making useless characters. :D
premier666 12-05-05, 09:21 PM	Actually, one's LG (and an idiot), the other's NG (and just has the same beliefs about the nature of half fiends most do). okay I think in all that, crowley turned up quite nicely.
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 09:21 PM	using the expression messed up is a waste of a perfectly good oportunity to use the expression F**ked up. I try not to cuss.
premier666 12-05-05, 09:22 PM	When I mess with my characters, I don't f**k around. Same goes for making useless characters. :D He is not completely useless. you can trown him at an enemy and hope that the anymy will die out of laughter.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 09:23 PM	He only met them about 230 years ago. He had been alone for the better part of his life, which is why he turned out better than the half celestial (don't have a name yet). Only reason he knows the solar is because the solar managed to get him off evil for a while and gave him the aurorum arm.
premier666 12-05-05, 09:23 PM	I try not to cuss. I normaly dont curse, but the situation just demanded for it. :D
Demonfey 12-05-05, 09:24 PM	He is not completely useless. you can trown him at an enemy and hope that the anymy will die out of laughter. How do you think he got the level needed for becoming a paladin? And damn do I love to curse. :D
premier666 12-05-05, 09:26 PM	How do you think he got the level needed for becoming a paladin? ohhh... I thought that a goblin fell on his own sword while he was around and he got the XP from an distracted DM...
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 09:26 PM	I normaly dont curse, but the situation just demanded for it. :D Meh. My believes on cursing are a little ify right now anyway, unless you are using the Lord's name in vain. Then I might have to kill ya. :)
premier666 12-05-05, 09:28 PM	Meh. My believes on cursing are a little ify right now anyway, unless you are using the Lord's name in vain. Then I might have to kill ya. :) okay, if I die I'll probably come back as a the new lord of hell anyway, so go ahead. (to understand that comment you must've read 8-bit-theater.)
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 09:35 PM	"Really Crowley-Sensie, makeing eniemes again?" A tall Elf in a Dark Blue cloak walks out from a Gate spell. You can see little more than the lean Elf form and none of his face currently. "Thank you for the doorway Wanderer." The Elf then bows to the Gate, but you cant see anyone inside it. He then turns toward the Druid and makes a graceful bow much like that of the standered Wood Elf Style. "Milady you must parden my Sensie's rudeness. Tell me why does he hate you as such, I have only just returned from travel and know little of the world's happenings as I was gone."
premier666 12-05-05, 09:37 PM	so creatures of darkness(and other thinngs) I'm going to get some sleep. Cya!
Demonfey 12-05-05, 09:45 PM	Might as well get on with it... What are you all doing here? The half celestial, opening his eyes, begins crying, and Esilvane begins crooning and healing the small scrape that the paladin got from being flung. Apparently, Crowley's very good at calculating such throws so that they cause as much pain as he desires at the moment. Once again, Crowley grips the bridge of his nose, muttering Gods, how is that idiot related to me? Seeing Zombomaniac's character come through the portal, he turns and looks at him. This is Esilvane, my biological mother. The whining piece of turd in fullplate's my half brother, and Aziraphale over there's my step father by marriage to my biological mother. The reason she is my enemy is because she tried to stab me to death after giving birth to me.
Master_of_Flames 12-05-05, 09:45 PM	okay, if I die I'll probably come back as a the new lord of hell anyway, so go ahead. (to understand that comment you must've read 8-bit-theater.) Then I'll defeat you AGAIN and become lord of hell. Then I'll send an army of half-fiend warforged (warforged with biological fiendish parts) to destroy the world :P Li'ruak and La'fae floated down into the valcano, looking around. Hello crowley.Masacre any helpless villiages lately? And who's this? A trio looking to extinguish the flames of the pyro foundation?!? Li'ruak said, energy charging up in his hands.
Master_of_Flames 12-05-05, 09:47 PM	I can hit all three with a max vitrolic chain. :D Or just his your brother and not bother (heck, just confusing him might make him cry)
Demonfey 12-05-05, 09:48 PM	You will not hurt those related to me by blood, Li'ruak. While I can't stand them, they are still the only ones I have.
Master_of_Flames 12-05-05, 09:52 PM	Related to you? I can't imagine you related to a dispised solar. Nor to that cowardly, wimpering mass that could be mistaken for a living creature. Li'ruak said, glaring at the paladin. intimidate check= 45 (nat 20) (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?u=Liruak&limit=on) I think I made him wet himself. :D
Demonfey 12-05-05, 09:56 PM	Why do you think that mewling fleshsack isn't dead yet? I can accept being related to the solar. In fact Aziraphale's a good friend of mine. He gave me the aurorum arm originally. And you just made the half celestial empty his bowels three times. I think I soiled myself...
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 09:58 PM	"Wait..."The Elf then flings his body around his hood falling as he turns. His face revealed you see that it is Cazic. "This is the Wench that stabbed you as a helpless babe!?" A cold chill then sweeps through the volcano and despite the terrain it does not vanish. "Honorless Cur."
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:00 PM	I wondered where you went, Cazic! By the way, how're Siren and her family doing? Also, some things from that time have been rewritten (like why he owed the family-no longer "gave me the arm").
Master_of_Flames 12-05-05, 10:01 PM	The joys of having a high intimidate modifier. Think I should try for a bluff?
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:02 PM	Nah, it's not time for him to die...yet. You'd give him a heart attack.
Master_of_Flames 12-05-05, 10:03 PM	I was just going to say that I have Fredy Couger on speed dial.... :D
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 10:08 PM	I wondered where you went, Cazic! By the way, how're Siren and her family doing? Also, some things from that time have been rewritten (like why he owed the family-no longer "gave me the arm"). The cold lessens a bit as Cazic calms by switching to a more pleasant subject. "Very well, Sensie. Her father the Celstial has been a Godsent to villages around their home, Siren has learned how to use her wings properly and her mother is getting quite the reputaion again after her imprisonment. They are living out in the mountians now, though were persicely I don't know. Tell me what has transpired in my absance?"
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:13 PM	Let's see...I've been appointed lord of the GoUE and CoA, a newcomer named Sargatanas has begun a hostile take over of this place, although the GoUE is a part of what will end up being the ruling council if we win, Droga has fallen silent, I've restarted my Pyro guild, retired from the GoUE and appointed Nhyris, a yuan ti, in my place there, met one of jagggar's relatives, fought NOAH, a creation of Mordred's...what else...oh, and Silimna, a relative of Silmarien, has been given leadership of the GoPG. The half celestial, getting up, says Enough of your trickery. DIE!!! As he charges again, this time Crowley just catches the blade as it is clumsily swung at him, so clumsily that he has to actually reach a foot in front of him to catch it, and then, with his other hand and other claws, slices the blade off at the hilt, a look of unamusement on his face.
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 10:22 PM	Cazic stares blankly at Crowley for a minute. "Ok then...." He then turns toward the Celestial."Greetings Fine Sir. Tell me is a warrior such as yourself truely to father of that.....young.....Paladin?"
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:27 PM	Sometimes, I wonder, but we got that checked, so the answer is yes, unfortunately. I told Esilvane not to coddle him like that, but she just ignores me about that. To be honest, I respect Crowley more, and am not ashamed to call him "son". There. I've said it. I've wanted to say that since Maloch should have left the house 250 years ago.
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 10:34 PM	Sometimes, I wonder, but we got that checked, so the answer is yes, unfortunately. I told Esilvane not to coddle him like that, but she just ignores me about that. To be honest, I respect Crowley more, and am not ashamed to call him "son". There. I've said it. I've wanted to say that since Maloch should have left the house 250 years ago. Wait he? :eek: Home....mom......250 years.....my head hurts "Then perhaps you need train him a bit, Noble Sir."
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:36 PM	Whenever I try to train Maloch, Esilvane takes him inside before we start, afraid he'll get hurt. He's 350 years old, and still living at home with his parents. He needs to be more like Crowley. I mean, Crowley lived his entire life alone, and look at him! He retired from power!
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 10:42 PM	Hmmmm......Ideas blossoming left and right. So many oppertunities. Surely there is some way to make him into a hardened warrior? Currently he makes himself and Paladins look like fools.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:44 PM	For those of you just tuning in: Maloch is the half celestial. He is a momma's boy paladin that can't take a hit, has pitiful stats, still lives in his parent's house being 350 years old, and really is a paladin only because he managed to make a creature laugh itself to death. Esilvane is the elf druid. She is the biological mother of Crowley and Maloch. She only comes into contact with Crowley when her younger child, Maloch, tries to kill Crowley, and hadn't had any contact with before that except for birthing and stabbing him. Aziraphale is a solar that has just had enough of the patheticness. He has tried to teach Maloch to be strong and independent, but Esilvane keeps sabotaging the attempts. He sees Crowley as what his son could have been, and sees Crowley as more of a son than Maloch.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:45 PM	Hmmmm......Ideas blossoming left and right. So many oppertunities. Surely there is some way to make him into a hardened warrior? Currently he makes himself and Paladins look like fools. I've tried. He's shown himself to be unable to learn, and believes that he's capable on his own, so won't listen to me any more. He only listens to his mother.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-05-05, 10:45 PM	Priest continues onward through the water, to a destination predetermined by fate, it seems an unseen force is guiding him beneath the rolling waves
Von Crown 12-05-05, 10:46 PM	An elderly mage leaning on a long staff shuffles in, nearly tripping on his beard in the process. "Solars, eh? I've got a funny story about them... y'seethere was this one student o' mine, lad by the name of... now, what was it? Grim... grimi... Jimmy, I think it was. Good kid. Bright lad. A little short, mind you, and a big nose, but aside from that..."
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:47 PM	Yes? Please go on. Crowley tosses the paladin again, this time getting good distance on him and causing him to splash into the shallows of the island. Sad when I'm the sane child, don't you agree?
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-05-05, 10:51 PM	He slips underneath a rocky patch of coral and into what seems to be a small cave, it's edges encrusted with calcified stone
turalisj 12-05-05, 10:52 PM	Denrik walked through the portal that Turalisj still held open. (and is now eating caramel covered drow bits) Why not let me train him? That druid is too soft, and it is not good for someone so old to be pampered and babied. I am well over 1,000 years, and can teachhim the way of the samruia. Of course, there's no garuantee that he will be the smae person when I'm done, but he should atleast put up a fight for lord crowley. And i can always get a wizard to create a clone of him, but perhaps better than that weak form his is in now. If |Maloch tries attacking again, Denrik grabs his blade, snaps it in half, toses it in the lava, then gives the paladin a medieval wedgie.
Von Crown 12-05-05, 10:52 PM	The mage continues, oblivious to his surroundings. "he also had a bit of a tendency to blow things up, too. Hey, that reminds me. Once there was this explosion, y'see, and it destroyed an artifact and sliced this one planet clean in half. And I have to tell you, if you're ever in Neherez and need a good kitchen knife, go to Glodrim's. He's a good chap, Glodrim. A bit short though. And he has this big fuzzy thing on his face." He glances down and sees his beard, then gasps. "ACK! NOW I've got one! Help! It's spreading! It must be contagious! RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
turalisj 12-05-05, 10:54 PM	On second thought, Denrik kicks the old man into the pit of lava.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:57 PM	Denrik walked through the portal that Turalisj still held open. (and is now eating caramel covered drow bits) Why not let me train him? That druid is too soft, and it is not good for someone so old to be pampered and babied. I am well over 1,000 years, and can teachhim the way of the samruia. Of course, there's no garuantee that he will be the smae person when I'm done, but he should atleast put up a fight for lord crowley. And i can always get a wizard to create a clone of him, but perhaps better than that weak form his is in now. If |Maloch tries attacking again, Denrik grabs his blade, snaps it in half, toses it in the lava, then gives the paladin a medieval wedgie. I just had Crowley basically use his claws as a pair of scissors, cut the sword blade off, and toss him from the top of the mountain into the shallows of the sea. I've given up hope on him. My wife'd never let me hear the end of it if I sent off her "darling child" to learn from someone who's a friend of the one she calls "the hellb******."
Von Crown 12-05-05, 10:57 PM	The old man climbs back up out of the lava, seemingly unharmed. He looks left and right, then heaves a sight of relief. "Ah, good, it's gone. Hey, look, a Solar! That reminds me of a funny story..."
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-05-05, 10:57 PM	On second thought, Denrik kicks the old man into the pit of lava. LMAO :cheer: :invasion: :cheer: let the pointless violence begin!
Demonfey 12-05-05, 10:58 PM	Do that again, Denrik, and I toss you into the lava from directly above it.
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 11:00 PM	I just had Crowley basically use his claws as a pair of scissors, cut the sword blade off, and toss him from the top of the mountain into the shallows of the sea. I've given up hope on him. My wife'd never let me hear the end of it if I sent off her "darling child" to learn from someone who's a friend of the one she calls "the hellb******." Ya I am gonna have to do something about that Paly.
Von Crown 12-05-05, 11:01 PM	"Y'see this Grimly fellow wanted to design this thing he heard about called 'Solar Power'. So he cauht 'imself some Solars, an' sure enought..."
Demonfey 12-05-05, 11:02 PM	Ya I am gonna have to do something about that Paly. You guys aren't going to be allowed to change a character I brought here just to mock.
turalisj 12-05-05, 11:05 PM	This time Turalisj picks up the old man, spins him around, and flings him as hard as he can. I hate listening to old men bable on and on. Anyway, what about letting him be trained by a friendly, drow addicted, bronze dragon? Turalisj said as he popped more caramel drow bits into his mouth.
turalisj 12-05-05, 11:05 PM	You guys aren't going to be allowed to change a character I brought here just to mock. well, you said we can't touch him, what else is there?
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-05-05, 11:07 PM	"Y'see this Grimly fellow wanted to design this thing he heard about called 'Solar Power'. So he cauht 'imself some Solars, an' sure enought..." solar power...solar-soul=....?
Demonfey 12-05-05, 11:08 PM	nevermind.
Zombomaniac 12-05-05, 11:08 PM	Oh dont worry I wouldn't do anything to him. But seriously the moment he is stated he is soooooooo getting into a fight at the Arena with me.
Von Crown 12-05-05, 11:10 PM	A palanquan carried by four zobies and covered with heavy black curtains comes into view. "Hah. Finally the old geezer get's what's coming to 'im. But now we're one short..." The old man gets up. "Ooh, now you're going to get it!" He rolls up his sleeves and concentrates for a moment. Then, an odd look comes over him"Now what was it he was going to get? it think it had something to do with knives, or Solars or something..." "Oh, no bloody way."
Demonfey 12-05-05, 11:10 PM	He's just an annoying NPC I decided to bring in. Like Eldradune for the HEF. I just have had this idea for way to long not to use it.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 11:13 PM	A palanquan carried by four zobies and covered with heavy black curtains comes into view. "Hah. Finally the old geezer get's what's coming to 'im. But now we're one short..." The old man gets up. "Ooh, now you're going to get it!" He rolls up his sleeves and concentrates for a moment. Then, an odd look comes over him"Now what was it he was going to get? it think it had something to do with knives, or Solars or something..." "Oh, no bloody way." @guy in palanquin: You're Sloth, right? Which one's the old man?
Von Crown 12-05-05, 11:16 PM	"He's Gluttony, though he's rather lost his edge. He still does have the greatest spell library in Dauthaari history, though..."
Demonfey 12-05-05, 11:18 PM	Ah, Gluttony. Next to Sloth, it's my favorite sin to commit.
turalisj 12-05-05, 11:18 PM	um... why did you do that to denrik? he didn't touch anyone......yet.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 11:19 PM	You flung Gluttony (the old man)! I told you not to!
turalisj 12-05-05, 11:21 PM	That wasn't denrik that flung him!
Demonfey 12-05-05, 11:23 PM	Oh. I normally use text colors to determine which character is talking when in a rush to read everything. The characters Denrik and Turalisj have the same colored text.
Von Crown 12-05-05, 11:24 PM	"Commit? Yes, the people in the coats said I should be committed too. I think their sudden loss of several internal organs changed their minds. Or got rid of them. I can't remember." A lanky man with brilliant green eyes slinks in, his slouched posture recalling images of snakes. He walks past and blurs for a moment, and your pockets seem lighter somehow... "Yo guys." "Oh my, and things only continue to get better..." You see a flame flicker through the curtains, and a ring of thick oily smoke drifts out throught the window.
Demonfey 12-05-05, 11:26 PM	I thought Greed was the lady I talked to earlier, thinking about ways to make drinks that make people thirstier?
Von Crown 12-05-05, 11:28 PM	You see Greed out of the corner of your eye. She grins widely. "I'm glad you remember me. That fellow is Envy."
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-05-05, 11:31 PM	Priest lifts himself onto a rock ledge inside the cave, and breathes in a breath of fresh air as it opens into a wide cavern. He continues deeper into the abyss, followed by his 2 Impaler escorts, his Slaymaster suit slithering along the damp ground with ease.
turalisj 12-05-05, 11:32 PM	You see Greed out of the corner of your eye. She grins widely. "I'm glad you remember me. That fellow is Envy." Is that why he looks like wyrmling chowing down on a chocolate covered drizz't? TURALISJ said, glaring at envy.
Von Crown 12-05-05, 11:35 PM	"What, me?" You notice the weight in your other pocket. "Y'know, funny thing about chocolate..." Gluttony continues to muter about how he once used chocolate to rain down elemental destruction on a nation of gingerbread kobolds.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-05-05, 11:38 PM	"What, me?" You notice the weight in your other pocket. "Y'know, funny thing about chocolate..." Gluttony continues to muter about how he once used chocolate to rain down elemental destruction on a nation of gingerbread kobolds. thats beyond my mental limit right now, im going to bed, ill make sense of it in the morning, lmao. Goodnight everyone
Von Crown 12-05-05, 11:39 PM	Night. A large figure in black full plate armor clanks into view
Demonfey 12-05-05, 11:56 PM	Greed. Wrath. So good to see you both. I assume Mordred's back to his original self? I just realized I've met all seven.
Von Crown 12-05-05, 11:58 PM	"Yes, thanks to your help. He and Kadena or on their way, if you hadn't guessed."
Demonfey 12-06-05, 12:06 AM	I was hoping they were.
Von Crown 12-06-05, 12:11 AM	"Yeah. The boss just finished up a giant sandcastle in another world, and he's got a series of epic spells he's been working on. Yourself?"
Demonfey 12-06-05, 12:14 AM	Retiring from leading the GoUE, setting up someone else there, getting the GoUE prepared for war. Since then, I've decided to relax. I am a retired adventurer, after all, and I came to this world as my vacation home.
Von Crown 12-06-05, 12:18 AM	"Perhaps you'd be interested in a business partnership? There's a lot of markets out there that I bet you'll be able connect with better than I could. I've actually made quite a tidy profit off of that oil idea you had."
Demonfey 12-06-05, 12:20 AM	Which ones? I'd be useless with water elementals.
Demonfey 12-06-05, 12:37 AM	The half celestial barely makes it up the volcano, trying to fly in heavy armor. He goes to open his mouth, but is grabbed by Crowley, has a hook and rope attached to his armor's lower torso, and is then forcibly tossed off the cliff, suddenly stopping due to the rope hard enough to distort the armor, giving him a medieval wedgie.
turalisj 12-06-05, 06:40 AM	medieval wedgies are evil, aren't they? :D
Silmarien Aldalome 12-06-05, 07:58 AM	ahh, here it is. *subscribes* *click* A single chord breaks the silence - and the flames flicker in response, momentarily shifting hue. As the sound subsides, the flame returns to normal.
premier666 12-06-05, 09:47 AM	GAAAAH too...many...characters... ow, my head hurts... hey anyone mind telling me who is who? So far I see we've got the seven sins, and Crowley's family but who else is here? BTW: G'day people.
Demonfey 12-06-05, 10:37 AM	Let's see...Denrik, Cazic, Turalisj, the sins, Crowley, Sil (either -imna or -arien, unsure which at the moment) is going to show, Priest's under the volcano, and Li'ruak's here, terrifying the weakling paladin who just got a wedgie that has bent his armor severely, because in lieu of the soiled clothing, Crowley used the guy's armor. Tossed off a cliff at terminal velocities, only to be stopped by the rope attached to your pants... :gah:
premier666 12-06-05, 10:44 AM	Let's see...Denrik, Cazic, Turalisj, the sins, Crowley, Sil (either -imna or -arien, unsure which at the moment) is going to show, Priest's under the volcano, and Li'ruak's here, terrifying the weakling paladin who just got a wedgie that has bent his armor severely, because in lieu of the soiled clothing, Crowley used the guy's armor. Tossed off a cliff at terminal velocities, only to be stopped by the rope attached to your pants... :gah: OUch. it hurts even reading that. It is quite crowded today aint it?
Von Crown 12-08-05, 07:43 PM	And as soon as you say that, everyone vanishes...
Demonfey 12-08-05, 07:46 PM	Damn Murphy and his law...
premier666 12-08-05, 09:17 PM	And as soon as you say that, everyone vanishes... I tend to have that efect anywhere I go. Kinda sad really... :D
Demonfey 12-21-05, 12:35 AM	Crowley, pondering for a minute, picks up the line his brother is connected to, and promptly vanishes, reappearing with the line attached to a giant stick on the beach. With a mighty crack, he flings the half celestial paladin weakling into the ocean, and sits down, apparently fishing.
premier666 12-21-05, 08:22 AM	Crowley, pondering for a minute, picks up the line his brother is connected to, and promptly vanishes, reappearing with the line attached to a giant stick on the beach. With a mighty crack, he flings the half celestial paladin weakling into the ocean, and sits down, apparently fishing. BM appear at Crowleys side looking down to the ocean. Ooooo, that gotta hurt... Nice one crowley.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-21-05, 04:06 PM	Priest is now absent, 5th Order has taken his place... the truename of 5th Order shall be revealed in time
Tenzhi 12-21-05, 06:14 PM	A boat with a strange vaguely head-shaped red symbol on the back, an odd little old gnome, and a quantity of seawater appears suddenly at the inner rim of the volcano. Cursing in various languages, the old man jumps out of the boat and mutters something that causes the boat to collapse into a small box, which he quickly stuffs into his pack. Standing about a foot off the ground, he quickly thanks the dragon that transported him here (annoyed though he is, he is wise enough to show courtesy to a dragon when appropriate - which is just about any time it's not eating you) and begins marching towards the cooler outer rim and probably the beach after that.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-21-05, 06:43 PM	The dragon nods back in acceptance, and follows the old man outward from the rim.
Demonfey 12-21-05, 08:07 PM	Hey, Zhen Di, Fifth. Care to join me in fishing? Oops, just a second... With another mighty crack of the line, the pitiful paladin is forcibly hurled back onto land, coughs up a good amount of seawater and opens his mouth before being flung back in, this time hitting a shark which is promptly pulled in with him holding on for dear life with another tug on the line.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-21-05, 09:03 PM	sure DF, anytime
Tenzhi 12-21-05, 11:38 PM	Dare I ask what manner of beast this 5th Order is, precisely? The old man watches Crowley's antics with his Paladin-bait, and feels sorry for the shark. "Fishing, you say? Sounds like a hoot." After rummaging about in his pack for a moment, he pulls out a large worn tacklebox and his bamboo pole. He carefully selects a lure ("Artificial for me. There's nothing wrong with live bait, per se, however," he says as Crowley casts his Paladin again, "I can't abide the screaming.") from amongst a plethora of multicoloured lures of varying shapes and sizes. After methodically attaching the lure to his line, he corks the barb and scouts out a good casting location.
Demonfey 12-22-05, 12:44 AM	Aw, the shark's too small. Guess I'll just have to *flings both the shark and paladin into the water again* return it. Also, Fifth here is a Styx dragon. The rear two tail blades and the serpentine body are a giveaway. Oh, and don't feel bad for my brother, *Cracks the line again* he brought this on himself for thinking he could take me when a venerable deaf, blind, one armed kobold commoner that had no weaponry or teeth could kill him without trying.
Tenzhi 12-22-05, 01:10 AM	"If he were actually that weak it seems like he'd be dead by now. But I have trouble feeling sorry for paladins in general - those who choose to live in extremes bring extreme situations upon themselves more often than not," he says matter-of-factly as he expertly reels in his lure, pulling the rod left then right in slow rhythm, occasionally pausing altogether. Every so often the end of his pole twitches with a bite and he nods his acknowledgement.
Demonfey 12-22-05, 01:14 AM	Seriously, our mother is right over there, and he still lives with her. Three hundred and still in his parent's basement. You then realize that the background noise was someone yelling at the top of their lungs while climbing down a mountain. And I've seen him against the described kobold, and the kobold felt bad about how badly he was beating my brother, so he stopped.
Zombomaniac 12-22-05, 01:34 AM	Family stories. You got a love 'em.
Demonfey 12-22-05, 01:45 AM	Come to think about it, the only thing I've ever seen him beat was a near death, mute, deaf, blind, armless, legless, toothless muckdweller, and that was a close fight for him. And muckdwellers are to kobolds what kobolds are to lizard kings. Muckdweller: weaker, smaller, and all around less powerful than a kobold in melee (no offense, kobold fans). Lizard king: half fiend lizardfolk, specific race from Serpent Kingdoms.
Tenzhi 12-22-05, 01:56 AM	I thought the Lizard King was that thing from Dragon's Lair with the mace...
Demonfey 12-22-05, 01:58 AM	Could be both. Lizard kings from Forgotten Realms seem to be their own race.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 12-22-05, 03:30 PM	Dare I ask what manner of beast this 5th Order is, precisely? The old man watches Crowley's antics with his Paladin-bait, and feels sorry for the shark. "Fishing, you say? Sounds like a hoot." After rummaging about in his pack for a moment, he pulls out a large worn tacklebox and his bamboo pole. He carefully selects a lure ("Artificial for me. There's nothing wrong with live bait, per se, however," he says as Crowley casts his Paladin again, "I can't abide the screaming.") from amongst a plethora of multicoloured lures of varying shapes and sizes. After methodically attaching the lure to his line, he corks the barb and scouts out a good casting location. (OOC) 5th Order ( full name yet to be revealed) Is a Styx Dragon
Demonfey 01-02-06, 09:10 PM	Bumpty Bumpity Bump.
Kobold_Ur_Priest 01-02-06, 09:19 PM	The dragon emerges again, his jaw fitted with a metallic set of fangs
Demonfey 01-02-06, 09:22 PM	Say, shouldn't you be over at the GoUE, helping prepare for an attack?
Kobold_Ur_Priest 01-07-06, 02:12 PM	Say, shouldn't you be over at the GoUE, helping prepare for an attack? Already under way.
jagggar 01-28-06, 02:11 AM	jagggar leans against a volcano wall on one of the non-lava-covered ledges, red tunic donned, a broken shortbow at her feet. She holds her left hand up as if signaling someone to stop while forming energy balls in her right, chucking them at firey bats flying around the volcano. Occasionally one flaps towards her and hits an invisible wall, its flame going out until it dives into the lava. Me thinks I'll stat Goron Tunic and maybe the firey Kesse (SP?) later.
Silmarien Aldalome 01-28-06, 02:50 AM	Silimna smiles. She rearranges the tresses of her silver-white hair as she touches the blue stone pendant around her neck. The stone is almost incandescent, burning with a hallowed silvery blue radiance, and it is set in the familiar silveryblue metal, forged in the smithies of the Pereldar. No doubt at Peredhil Halls, where the Loremasters ever tend to the channeling of energy from the Positive Energy Plane. Silimna looks at jaggar, with unwavering glance "boredom does not become thee" she teases "for where there are gods watching down upon us, let us not bore them. Instead, a show they need, to entertain them while the aeons pass by as the Immortal folk attend to their minions" Silmarien smiles at her cousin, and Varendil looks warmly at both his aunt and mother. So assembled, you can see the familiar features of the bloodline that is Silmarien and her kin. I haven't checked the HoR yet. I am going to do a search for the word "apology" and see what is revealed. Here's hoping you have the fortitude to wield the power of apology. regards stav
Zombomaniac 01-28-06, 03:38 AM	I haven't checked the HoR yet. I am going to do a search for the word "apology" and see what is revealed. Search Results "apology" : No matchs found I wonder why. Mabye beause one was never given and never shall be. Give it up Silmarien Aldalome you wont get something that has no reason to exist. Also how did you get in the Volcano? Appear out of Meta-gamed air as usual? Mabye you should check stuff more offten since Silimna is dead so she cant smile or have a overly long description of a hunk of stone. Tell me. Whenever you are attacked IC, or things are other wise not going how you like, why is it that you conveniently "haven't checked" anything? Also how is it that though you "haven't checked" anything that you can always pop in at the persice moment that things might (and it is a big might) go your way. Honestly you are never here, but the exact moment something useful shows up you are magicly here and the exact moment something bad happens you are gone. Why I ask. Why!? Why can you not just stay here and face your problems with conviction and determination? Stand tall and take the attack. If you may die then you die with the only things that matter, your honor and the respect of those around you, but low and behold you run from the sighting of a mouse and cry wrongs upon us for not removing the mouse for you. -Zombie
Tenzhi 01-28-06, 03:50 AM	Also how did you get in the Volcano? Appear out of Meta-gamed air as usual? Mabye you should check stuff more offten since Silimna is dead so she cant smile or have a overly long description of a hunk of stone. No sense in being antagonistic. Since most everyone knows that the aforementioned character is no longer part of the official IFGW (such as it currently is), does it really matter if said character appears out of "meta-gamed air"? Need I point out that there are a number of RP personalities around here that pop in and out without being an official part of the game? Peace, Z. A little more Zombo and a lot less maniac. Rubbing salt in wounds is a waste of good salt. ;)
Silmarien Aldalome 01-28-06, 04:05 AM	yup, exactly, Tenzh. Regards stav
Silmarien Aldalome 01-28-06, 04:13 AM	I wonder why. Mabye beause one was never given and never shall be. Give it up Silmarien Aldalome you wont get something that has no reason to exist. Also how did you get in the Volcano? Appear out of Meta-gamed air as usual? Mabye you should check stuff more offten since Silimna is dead so she cant smile or have a overly long description of a hunk of stone. Tell me. Whenever you are attacked IC, or things are other wise not going how you like, why is it that you conveniently "haven't checked" anything? Also how is it that though you "haven't checked" anything that you can always pop in at the persice moment that things might (and it is a big might) go your way. Honestly you are never here, but the exact moment something useful shows up you are magicly here and the exact moment something bad happens you are gone. Why I ask. Why!? Why can you not just stay here and face your problems with conviction and determination? Stand tall and take the attack. If you may die then you die with the only things that matter, your honor and the respect of those around you, but low and behold you run from the sighting of a mouse and cry wrongs upon us for not removing the mouse for you. -Zombie I've highlighted the bits that were particularly damaging. @GM My response to the post speaks through: 1. Informed Consent before game play should be any player's to give or not give. 2. Game balancing systems, with the three strata mentioned preiousely. PC, Scenario, and Metascenario. regards stav
Silmarien Aldalome 01-28-06, 04:21 AM	The Power of an Apololgy Aplogies aren't given always, just because someone did (not) intend hurt, insult or harm. Mature people recognise that one bestows an apology as a tool for enacting reparations, when, inadvertently, damage has been done. Many times in my time, I've apologised, knowing that it opens a place in the 'other' to rise above non-forgiveness. Many times in my time, I've also apologised for things I did deliberately, to hurt, harm or otherwise. It *always* takes two to tango, and an apology for "my part in what happened" respects that there are always two in a tango, whilst not taking responsibility for more than one's fair share. It also respects that there are *always* more than one way of looking at a situation, and recognises that *no one* is the keeper of "truth" ultimately about the "right and wrong" of a scenario or situation. It's not very hard to say sorry, when one has the personal resources, insight and wisdom to use an apology. Without apologies, we fail to grow as people and we end up self-righteous. Apologies keep us humble and keep arrogance in check. Regards stav
Tenzhi 01-28-06, 04:42 AM	It *always* takes two to tango, and an apology for "my part in what happened" respects that there are always two in a tango, whilst not taking responsibility for more than one's fair share. So, is that supposed to be an apology for your part in what happened? It sounds like it's trying to be, but keeps tip-toeing around the issue. Not that I think it matters. Water is perfectly capable of flowing under a bridge whether you're standing on it or not. That almost sounds like it orta be a hobbit saying. It's not very hard to say sorry, when one has the personal resources, insight and wisdom to use an apology. Without apologies, we fail to grow as people and we end up self-righteous. Apologies keep us humble and keep arrogance in check. It could be true. I almost never apologize for my actions, and I'm pretty arrogant and self-righteous (though hopefully not maliciously so most of the time). But then, even in all my arrogance, I'm also not arrogant enough to demand apologies from others. And I won't make any claims of being mature. However, I will observe that in my experience apologies are something adults make children do; whereas adults can often move past an incident simply by accepting that it happened and quietly getting on with life. And there I go spouting off my philosophy as gospel. Told ya' I was self-righteous. ;)
Silmarien Aldalome 01-28-06, 07:57 AM	well - it's to state the obvious, I think, that things have gone down - that a sorry would really help with. When their delivered right, conditions aren't put on them. *looks at reader* This next bit's for u. Here's my apology to you - for my part in any event that left you feeling discomforted or upset. Any time, any place, anywhere. And for my part in any of those unfortunate events - and no more than my part. My apology to you. To help you feel just a little better about something, and to contribute to your wanderings, in a way where ur given a kind of care, that maybe u don't expect to find from ur experiences with others. stav
Silmarien Aldalome 01-28-06, 08:16 AM	....and, for the record. I popped in to keep the GM company with my initial post. She said "bored" so I accommodated. That was about the extent of my motivation.
Orcy The Green Wonder 01-28-06, 11:11 AM	Orcy is still confused on what exactly it is you believe everyone and everything owes you an appology for. You were in game at a place when you suddenly up and disappeared. You checked back many times during the points in which our shadowy friend was attacking you. Yet you didn't check the thread, nor did you respond politely to posts telling you that you should check it. Of which there were many. Then, when you return again you continue to claim that you have no knowledge of what is happening. Once its clear that nobody believes that, you wish the GMs to 'rewind time' so you can prepare a lot of defenses and use two additional characters to defend yourself. When you continue to refuse to roll, the GMs roll the save for you, as is their right as the GMs. Orcy doesn't exactly see where this request for an appology comes in. Nobody has done you wrong in this, other than the occasional insult flung your way by one of our less controled posters or whatever you'd wish to call them. Lets just put this behind us and get on with it, nobody is going to give you an appology for this, they don't need to. Two things can happen now. You can accept this, or you can rant about something, lose what little respect people still have for you here, and run off to return later and demand more. It would appear the 'ball is in your court' now.
Demonfey 01-28-06, 01:04 PM	jagggar leans against a volcano wall on one of the non-lava-covered ledges, red tunic donned, a broken shortbow at her feet. She holds her left hand up as if signaling someone to stop while forming energy balls in her right, chucking them at firey bats flying around the volcano. Occasionally one flaps towards her and hits an invisible wall, its flame going out until it dives into the lava. Me thinks I'll stat Goron Tunic and maybe the firey Kesse (SP?) later. They already have fire bats, actually. MMII @Everyone in the Sil conversation: Please don't drag this thread into another argument. If you have to do this, at least go to the IFWG metathread where things like rules conversations would fit in, instead of in the middle of a volcano. If it continues to go on here, instead of watching the argument continue I will just ask the WizO's to close this thread permanently. FINAL WARNING.
Zombomaniac 01-28-06, 01:42 PM	@Everyone in the Sil conversation: Please don't drag this thread into another argument. If you have to do this, at least go to the IFWG metathread where things like rules conversations would fit in, instead of in the middle of a volcano. If it continues to go on here, instead of watching the argument continue I will just ask the WizO's to close this thread permanently. FINAL WARNING. Ok, I'll take this where ever it is taken to and stop talking about it here. They already have fire bats, actually. MMII Pg 102. I got that book at my hastings for $5.00. That was it. :cool: I as really surprised cause at Borders it was like 30 something. :D
Demonfey 01-28-06, 01:47 PM	Pg 102. I got that book at my hastings for $5.00. That was it :uh-huh: Damn it, I've been relying on Borders for all my books...
Zombomaniac 01-28-06, 02:08 PM	:uh-huh: Damn it, I've been relying on Borders for all my books... Ya I also got FF: Underdark for 5, but no other books have been like that. All the other books my Hastings has are the normal DnD price. Personly I like my Borders better. Hasting has the best Cafe here, but Borders is far more organized and I like the atmosphere a lot more.
jagggar 01-28-06, 03:51 PM	Been to Hastings once (kept the coffee cup). I have to drive 2-3 hours to get there. I've actually thought about applying at Borders. They already have fire bats? Awww. . . Of course, the Zelda group on the d20 Videogame board probably already has Fire Keese statted anyway. In case anyone doesn't know where it is, the Meta-Thread is here (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=541272&goto=lastpost). DF is quite correct that a volcano is no place for such chatter.
WizO_Shadow 01-28-06, 06:07 PM	They already have fire bats, actually. MMII @Everyone in the Sil conversation: Please don't drag this thread into another argument. If you have to do this, at least go to the IFWG metathread where things like rules conversations would fit in, instead of in the middle of a volcano. If it continues to go on here, instead of watching the argument continue I will just ask the WizO's to close this thread permanently. FINAL WARNING. :quirks an eyebrow listening patiently: Shadow
turalisj 01-28-06, 07:42 PM	:uh-huh: Damn it, I've been relying on Borders for all my books... same here. how'd he get it for so cheap.....
Wilds 01-28-06, 07:45 PM	I need to find this place know as "Hastings"
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Zombomaniac 01-28-06, 08:42 PM	same here. how'd he get it for so cheap..... Diplomacy Check Nat 20 ;)
Wilds 01-28-06, 09:34 PM	Diplomacy Check Nat 20 ;) Dang diplomacy, never thought it would acheive anything :eek: :(
turalisj 01-28-06, 10:07 PM	Damn, I keep trying a bluff check....
Demonfey 01-28-06, 10:28 PM	:quirks an eyebrow listening patiently: Shadow It's okay, they've decided to not continue the argument. If they had, then after the damning post (the one that begins it again), I'd have asked you to come in and close it, because I would rather close my own guild than let a pointless, already lost argument take it over. On an unrelated note... OMG! I got RotD today!!!!!!!!
jagggar 01-28-06, 10:48 PM	Google it. Hastings (the store) should be the first result and there should be a nice big link to store locations on the front page. I'm thinking the book Zombo got was some sort of used or surplus or that thing where a truck wrecks and they sell it all really cheap even though most of it is in perfect condition. I'm thinking the last one is how I got my copy of Urban Arcana for $7+S&H. Isn't RotD more of a Dragon Foundation/FanGuild sort of topic? Or anything burning related in it?
Demonfey 01-28-06, 10:53 PM	More stuff on half dragons, there's the dragonborn (who can breathe fire), kobold sorcerors (sorceror+fire=natural attraction), draconic grafts (I mean, come on, there's got to be something that allows you to breathe fire with those)...dragons are inherently involved in primal elements. That simple.
Tenzhi 01-28-06, 11:55 PM	On an unrelated note... OMG! I got RotD today!!!!!!!! Bah. I hate you and your ballerina horse Princess Serafina.
Demonfey 01-28-06, 11:59 PM	I like things involving dragons. I know now I'm going to have a dragonborn somewhere.
turalisj 01-29-06, 12:04 AM	More stuff on half dragons, there's the dragonborn (who can breathe fire), kobold sorcerors (sorceror+fire=natural attraction), draconic grafts (I mean, come on, there's got to be something that allows you to breathe fire with those)...dragons are inherently involved in primal elements. That simple. Dragons are essentialy elementals combined with a warm blooded lizard. Actually, in one campaign world, there are only one of each dragon. If any one of those die, the opposite of them (red-silver, bronze-black, etc) triples in power and tips the balance of the cosmos to the other element. So if the gold dragon was killed, the entire cosmos would start to freeze over.
Demonfey 01-29-06, 12:14 AM	So what about the dragon gods?
turalisj 01-29-06, 12:17 AM	The dragons were essentially gods, just in mortal form.
jagggar 01-29-06, 12:23 AM	You can't seriously think the Dragon gods apply to every campaign setting, can you?
Demonfey 01-29-06, 12:25 AM	No, but then again, you can't always be certain which ones are applicable.
Tenzhi 01-29-06, 12:31 AM	The dragons were essentially gods, just in mortal form. And this is different from the normal state of things somehow? :dragon:
Demonfey 01-29-06, 12:33 AM	They can potentially grant spells to their followers?
Tenzhi 01-29-06, 01:34 AM	They can potentially grant spells to their followers? Pfft. Dragons do that now. They just do it in a more recreationally Zeus-like fashion. Hence the half-dragons, dragonborn, kobolds, and sorcerors in general.
Demonfey 01-29-06, 02:05 AM	Strangely enough, that would explain it. I was reading through the kobold chapter, and realized that I enjoy the kobold mindset. I dislike gnomes (going through a gnomish city that's underground, and I've already set off painful traps the hard way), like any form of dragon, and can take or leave any of the others depending on situation.
Von Crown 03-27-06, 11:56 AM	So, was the in-game-ish conversation dead? 'Cuz Mordred was going to show up soon...
Demonfey 03-27-06, 12:04 PM	Everything's more or less dead, here.